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[challenge entry] MS ROS

surely been done?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:50, archived)
# haha oh dear
but sir, I fear you have been influenced too much by the internet generation in your tag!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# hmm its been a long time
since i've used dos, so please excuse me if i got it wrong lol :D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# C:\ ya dummy
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:59, archived)
# C:/DOS C:/DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN
I actually own a propeller hat
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:06, archived)
# RUN fiend.exe
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:11, archived)
# pfft...in glorious 4-bit colour
c-forward slash lol
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:52, archived)
# This is not just an ex-Eastenders character, this is an ex-punchbag, ex-army-image, gang-investigating ex-Eastenders character.
This is MS Ross.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# lolz
more lolz:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:00, archived)
# is that like Ms Pacman?
/only kidding, i used to load Doom in DOS many moons ago.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Leisure Suit Larry
ftmf-dossing-w
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:02, archived)
# if i'd had internet at that tender age, i would not have spent nearly as long playing that game in search of poorly rendered titties
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# had today's internet been available in the 80s
then I would never have even learned to speak properly
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Rossferatu


Sorry. Bindun?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Rossu'
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Ross Kemp on Eastenders?
Oh wait...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:46, archived)
# aaaargh......*.PRESSES REMOTE FRANTICALLY*
nice one:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Hai Elvis!
:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# "I'm not here"
"I ran":D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# from beyond the grave...
..and from another galaxy..



Click for bigger (279 kb)

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
# extraordinary coinkydink


2 out of 3 heads the same too. [edit] actually, all 3, just i flipped the 1 on the right
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:53, archived)
# thats...
amazing!

is it great minds thinking alike or idiots seldom differing???
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:31, archived)
# damn you SCIENCE!

You've doomed us all!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# This actually beats 'unexpected ninja kitten' for excellence..
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Wow another good'n
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# A monolith lurks.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:49, archived)
# hahahah! reminds me of those creepy monkeys from System Shock 2
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:55, archived)
# let's go destroy the powerpuff girls
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:55, archived)
# she likes boxing
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Finally someone killed her
*salutes*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Finally someone killed her
Who is she?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Woo
where have you hidden the other bits?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Any bits in particular?
{;-)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Finally someone killed her
*fwaps*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
# top shop:D
WOO
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Finally someone killed her
*dances*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:38, archived)
#
*dances* *rains*

EDIT: Hang on, that does not make any sence {o.o}
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# You mean
"reigns"
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# No I don't...
*wrings"
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Finally someone killed her
*flamencos*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Finally someone else killed her
*hides*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:43, archived)
# A polar bleurgh
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I hope that's not Herman :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
# 0.o
is herman a polar bleurgh? That would explain his obsession with jedis.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# just saw the can of Stella.......
re: his sig
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:23, archived)
# ah roight,
gotcha.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# thats my Stella :D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Nice water effect...
and sick effect for that matter
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# the water is via the magic of sqirlz,
the sick is all me :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# You "sick" cheating Bastard!
:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Sqirlz is bloody brilliant.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:35, archived)
# totally
that's well good:)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Eww
Nice water effect...

Have an ash cloud.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Eyel"ash" cloud?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# nicely
done
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] "Who's a pretty boy then"?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Oh you clever sod.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] rossboss
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Hahahaahahahahahahahaaaa
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# :D...he's so adaptable.....*enjoyin' this compo*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:18, archived)
# hahaha
I didn't think someone would actually do it .
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# I thought it was Mean-Machine Angel.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:26, archived)
# "How YOU doin'?"
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:24, archived)
# That's very clever!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:25, archived)
# excellent
as usual
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Whoa!
Nice.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# He's not happy about the challenge you know...

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:36, archived)
# great stuff......"we love you really Ross" :D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:41, archived)
# nice :D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Francis Rossi
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# That is fab!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Dear Christ.
Steve McFadden with a mullet. That's right up there with all things unholy; like seeing Trevor McDonald drunk.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# arf...."Rossi all over the world"
:)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:14, archived)
# OLD_SKOOL
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Rude that wang girl
Ride it little dawgy.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# nicely
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Also
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# haha wrong
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:31, archived)
#
haha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:33, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Olivia!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
#
hahaha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:30, archived)
# wooyay!

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:54, archived)
# my dear old Nan bread


(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Oh Christ that's horrible :(
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# expertly shopped, but
*bokes*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:41, archived)
# It's like a Beef Wellington
but with longpig!
Nyom!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:41, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeattttttttttttttttttttt
nice taggage
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Needs more purple rinse and steel hip :D!
top work tho!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# I feel sorry for your Granddad.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# at least he won't go hungry
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Pls be aware
it is wrong to eat your grandparents.

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:58, archived)
# "Now we'll be together... forever..."
"Or at least the the next 24 hours unless I put some in the freezer..."
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# My gag reflex just went critical
deserves to be locked in a box and burned
*beautifully shopped though, have a click
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Ewww
bowks
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:43, archived)
# me sick :D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:43, archived)
# *Borks a little
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# sweet shuddering fuck
its even worse than spam
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:49, archived)
#

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# You know - much as I am loathe to accept it, Microsoft have introduced me to a new phrase.
Never, I don't think, could anyone have ever predicted the phrase "Personal Spam Bodyguard".
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Vista introduced me to the phrase
Fucking cunt you fucking Bill Fucking cunty fucking Gates.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
# that looks NASTY
top stuff!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Phwoaaaar!
I bet that tastes salty!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Haha
so nasty
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Top nastiness, well done!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:17, archived)
# she was a lovely lady
now she's a lovely loaf:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I do not...
... by any known meaning of the word "like" this.

But it's effing awesome.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:35, archived)
# The cheeky....
Click
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# That's a very haggered looking hand...
Is it his?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# looks like it should have a ring on it...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# depends on the kind of ring
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:43, archived)
# one that...er...glistens
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# lovely behaviour!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:44, archived)
# nice
movement
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# HEH HEH:D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Alas, a few weeks too late ;)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# hehe
have a click
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
# I was just watching Bear Grylls eating all manner
of viscera and foulness and I thought he needed a sign
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:51, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Bear Grylls
should really test his ego by eating human hula hoop 4skins
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:26, archived)
# I just realised: Sequential Art will be 5 next month.
5 years of inflicting Squirrels With Tits upon fair B3TA :D
.
Also been drawing sexy superheros and elves :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:30, archived)
# How dare she!
So, JJ, going to see this?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0492389/
With a rating like that, how could you not...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I'd sooner hack off a limb.
Brendan Frasier was only watchable in The Mummy.
All his other films are painful.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:54, archived)
#
Mummy California Man
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:57, archived)
# uuuuugh.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I'm with JJ on this one.
I strongly suspect that the title will be the best thing about that movie.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Hilary vs Kat
The showdown before the other showdown that was shown first but didn't happen first...

Oh dear, I've gone crosseyed...
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Squeal!
Kill her, Kat!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:42, archived)
# LOL ROFL
Hilarious as ever...that bloke who writes This Life must be fearing for his job at the Metro by now
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:43, archived)
# You reeeeeally don't get the whole "on-going" concept, do you?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:59, archived)
# I think the only way to settle this would be for them to have a mud wrestle
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Jello wrestling is a viable alternative.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:15, archived)
# surprise ninja kitten!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Best of the month, man.
By a goodly mile..
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:29, archived)
# The Way of the Lightning Paw!
Finish Him!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:29, archived)
# SHORYUKEN!
Eddie Honda loses!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:41, archived)
# unicat approves

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:48, archived)
# eats pussy
and produce more ruff ruffage
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Hahaha vicious fluffeh
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ... eeerrr, wass goinnn on? Getttoutttaaaamiiiipaaaabbbb.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# So has the Sun nicked any of these yet?
They should surely appeal to their readership.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Lookin good pegs
Don't think it'll qualify for a mention in the Sun given Ross's links to that lunatic Rebeka Wade (he was knocking her up as she was knocking him about!)

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:47, archived)
[challenge entry] For rmoola
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Superb Tribs!!
*Kerlick*! :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:19, archived)
# He'll tear your faaaaamly apart.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Nice work tribs
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# ^ this
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# :D!

(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# 8D
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Your kung-fu is most woo..
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Excellent!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Woo!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:43, archived)
# fantastic!
good job there sir :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:56, archived)
# good
stuff , nice shadowing
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Gangsta!

Get better soon Sikrik :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Two of a kind, though one won't survive..
*reaches for i-pod*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Searching for my enemy's eyes in mine
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# :DD
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Sickrik
Heya. Sorry to post a serious one but if anyone remembers sickrik, he has been in hospital for about 3 weeks and is still very ill. This is not a joke even though, knowing this site, some of you will be rude. He would appreciate the rude comments more than the nice ones I'm sure! From a concerned brother.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# does he have the bad aids?

get well soon rik
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Fake Tan poisoning?
also, /talk would like to hear of this

Hope he's on the mend soon though!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Bummer
He should have chosen a different user name.
: (
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:57, archived)
#
hahahahahahahah
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Ha! Fuck you!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# *nervous laughter*
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:17, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:43, archived)
# FP this comment!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Was he beaten with the irony bat?
Hope he gets better soon!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# sickrik is sick?
has he got rickets

that would be ironic consitering his sig.

my 82 year old neighbour is in hospital after falling and breaking her hip and having an emergency hip replacement, but she doesn't read b3ta.

has anyone else got any sick friends or rellies?

get well soon rik, i remember when dave the hat died, but he still posts stuff, so get thee a laptop into the hospital.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# ahh- but who did he temporarily come back as?
/b3ta trivia blog
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# tiberriusgracchus!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# tonyphilmore2 FTW.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:27, archived)
# If it's contagious
he won't be allowed in the bunker.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:59, archived)
# BAD AIDS LOL
Edit: Damn you Prodge!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:00, archived)
# "verile"?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:02, archived)
# has he got random pavarotti disease?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I bet it was from drinking too much Creosote
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Would a cheeky Lando ease the pain?


(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:05, archived)
# it does for me
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# it does for me
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:06, archived)
# How about now?
8D

Hola, Forbes!
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:10, archived)
# he does it for me
wait, what?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Is he suffering a tragic lack of attention?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:14, archived)
# what happened?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Get well soon
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:15, archived)
# never fail to amuse
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I can't get enough of them! :)
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:39, archived)
# spinal board at the ready.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:22, archived)
# What the fuck is the original?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:24, archived)
# car airbag charge under seat.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I don't actually know SickRik
and as far as I know have had no conversations with him.

So tell him to bugger off (and get well soon).
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Thanks
Cheers for all the messages, I'm gna try n get him on here soon. It's not contagious lol.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Box O’Wife: One-Stop Shop for Premium Boxed-Brides


Click for bigger (246 kb)

The preeminent bride-to-go-depot for men who want 'em free of disease with college degrees.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:47, archived)
# but...but...
If that's a box of WIFE. What's that sticking out of the glory hole there?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Her penis.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Something she bit off
and is now waggling out the hole in a taunting fashion.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
#
sometimes, if the woman is strong, she's able to poke her little finger through the bubble wrap and into to the light. This rarely happens, though.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I imagine you'll find rich veins in the religious market for these.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:49, archived)
# The Ultimate Burka
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:31, archived)
# I wasn't going to say it
But you went there.
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:36, archived)
# how much?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:50, archived)
#
today's a blowout sale - half-off original price - so eight american dollars, give or take. what were you thinking?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Now my shopping basket contains one of these
and a cattle prod
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Meh.
Keep the wife, just give me the box
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 14:16, archived)
#
you'd be surprised how often we get this request. this is doable, but we can not, however, offer you a reduction in price. Are you still interested?
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Ross Abbott?


had to smudge Kemp's chin to fit Abbott's ample chinnage
(, Tue 11 May 2010, 13:46, archived)

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