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[challenge entry] My Olympics bring all the boys to the yard
(twattybanjo, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:55, archived)
# hahahaha
2012 Olympics a success: Well Done Boris!

or

2012 Olympics Disaster: Well it was Ken and Labour's Fault, wasn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:56, archived)
# SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Fri 21 May 2010, 8:56, archived)
# WIF WAF!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:06, archived)
# I didn't realise his breasts were so perky
must be all that cycling
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:07, archived)
# Happy b3taday chap!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:09, archived)
# cheers Coasty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
# hippy hippy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:18, archived)
# GRARRRH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:40, archived)
# My good sir,
you appear to be aflame!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:19, archived)
# always baby, always
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:40, archived)
# CANDAAALLLLLLLLLLLLS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:20, archived)
# YYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:40, archived)
# HB, Griffy
Griffy


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:22, archived)
# hahaah
cheers Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Jingle, Jingle.

By the way "NING!!!! ALL B3tans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Fri 21 May 2010, 8:50, archived)
# NING DOG BISCUIT BOY!
wtf is this about?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 8:52, archived)
# TJ: does anybody know who Desiree Ratcliffe-Lattimore is?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 8:55, archived)
# *googles*
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:56, archived)
# she is sort of stalking me via Linked In, flickr, Twitter
I have no idea who she is. I just wondered if it was the real name of someone on here
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 8:59, archived)
# Has she sent you any nawty pics yet?
If not, ask for some. Or send some.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:00, archived)
# she hasn't so yes I think I might have to
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:01, archived)
# Just a wake up call to ALL B3TANS.
(Dog Biscuit Boy MY AMERICAN BARF IS TASTIER,THAN YOURS., Fri 21 May 2010, 8:56, archived)
# I got my wake up at 5am today
cat sctraching up a storm outside my door.

I thought it was Saturday.
Stupid brain
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Our cat sleeps on the bed
until about 5am when she insists on bouncing about and standing on me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:01, archived)
# Mine claws at you under the duvet until we feed him
if we let him sleep on the bed...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:08, archived)
# I am eating breakfast after my night shift
its an inspired recipe for stout and blackcurrant its a bit like drinking copper. As in the metal rather than sucking off a police.
I imagin that would taste salty yes ive now grown fond of this new drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:15, archived)
# Candle!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:07, archived)
# I KNOW!
mind you it was a surprise to me. I thought my b3taday was in June
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:08, archived)
# happy constricted penis (with comic pain glow) day
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
# cheers Jamnog
its a sign of things to come
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
# Hazaa!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:29, archived)
# *turns into a smoke monster*

Click for bigger and 300+ more doofers.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:20, archived)
# *makes swooshy spooky noise* :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:26, archived)
# *makes sinister brass instrument bellow*
*hollow thonk*
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:28, archived)
# *adds Swannee Whistle for comic effect*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:35, archived)
# BANG
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:27, archived)
# Lovely stuff as ever sir!
Any other week, I'd give this a click... hope you understand

I can almost hear Nina saying "Just click it, you soft git"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:32, archived)
# K-Mart!
good to see you.
edit: fuck - 6 years of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 8:38, archived)
#

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 8:40, archived)
# I am tucking into a metaphorical slice right now
mmm nutty.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 8:47, archived)
# don't burn your tongue on the lensflare ;)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:34, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:43, archived)
# ooh - nearly 7 for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 8:51, archived)
# yea
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Happy candleday, old git!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:45, archived)
# ta Tribs
I'll tell you youngsters stories of the old days later
.
.
.
.
erm, If I remember any
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 8:52, archived)
# what did you do in the war Griffy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:54, archived)
# DOn't be cheeky, he served in Vietnam!
(The Vietnam Restaurant, Swansea.)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:59, archived)
# the menu suspiciously put quotes around the meals
'chicken' noodles
'beef' curry
'fish' soup
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:03, archived)
# The chef was a Vietnam Vet(erinarian)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:05, archived)
# I stole munitions from army barracks and sold them to the Irish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Happy candlemas, Griffles!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:59, archived)
# aw thanks Joe
I feel under-dressed in the company of these lovely ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:01, archived)
# They are a class pair
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:09, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:43, archived)
# Best wishes, Prof
Prof*manhugs*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:49, archived)
# Indeed she would
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:53, archived)
# We're all thinking of you
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Completely understood matey.
I didn't have time this week to do a raccoon pic - this strip was drawn on Sunday. There'll be one on Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:02, archived)
# *manhugs*
hello proff.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:04, archived)
# *hugs*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:41, archived)
# Apologies for TJ
Have people seen this?

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1280010/Olympic-mascots-Wenlock-Mandeville-internet-viral-treatment.html

Blatant Thievery.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 8:35, archived)
# Blimey
That was quick. Usually takes a while when it's the Sun acquiring pics. Striking while the iron is hot and the mascots are new, I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:37, archived)
# Why have they all got (c) Tim Stewart on them?
The Torygraph did this yesterday as well, but they had the good manners to credit the creators and link to their profiles as well as the site.

Also, someone really needs to tell the Fail what a viral is... or are these actually doing the rounds?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:38, archived)
# viral = they found it on the intarwebs tubes
The DM doesn't do science or technical terms with any degree of accuracy or credibility*. You could take a dictionary and relabel it "The Daily Mail Book of Things That Cause Cancer".

*They don't do anything with accuracy or credibility
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:44, archived)
#
Thank you for adding a comment to MailOnline.

Comments on this article are being checked in advance. We aim to publish as many as possible. MailOnline receives thousands of comments every day, so please be patient. If your comments do not appear, this may be due to the volume we receive or due to the content of your comment.


mine probably won't get displayed then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 8:47, archived)
# Nor mine
though they did once print one slagging them off for nicking pics off here.

They don't moderate ALL the comments sections. Normally, it's just those which are liable to generate potentially damaging comments (to avoid libel and stuff, cos technically they are publishing the comments, and thus liable for er... libel)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:55, archived)
# This Tim Stewart is certainly a prolific b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:49, archived)
# looks like it
they were all in the standard last night too.

Just out of curiosity, why do people object to this? Isn't it a good thing to have your stuff appear in the media?

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:03, archived)
# It's a matter of permission and reward
Did they ask the permissions of the individual artists? Did they even ask rob's permission? Did they offer financial recompense or are they filling their columns with creative works they just lifted for free off the net and then tag it with their own tags/copyrights? Did they even credit the individual artists? (they credited the site, which is a start)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:08, archived)
# No, probably not.
But does anyone really expect to get paid for what they do here?

Just my personal opinion of course, but if it was mine, I'd cut it out, stick it on the corkboard in the kitchen and happily tell anyone who was interested that I got my tattyshop in the papers.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:13, archived)
# Some people make a living doing this
and I'm sure the people in the papers would like to do that too. Not getting paid for publishable-standard work just holds them back from fulfilling that dream, as well as setting a bad precedent.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:16, archived)
# I'll stop bickering shortly,
but . . . it's a bit of a stretch to say people make a living posting on B3ta.

If they were lifting them from a site where the work was obviously for sale, then fine - there would be a case. But it's pretty obvious that b3ta isn't like that.

I congratulate all the people who got their stuff in the papers. I'd be very pleased. I wish I had their creativity.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:24, archived)
# I think some publications do
It's been an ongoing source of debate with Zoo/Nuts/The Sun also acquiring stuff. While I'd love to have my stuff published (I once got a msg from Nuts about Happy Fett), they do tend to be rather cheeky about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:19, archived)
# My only complaint is that they are not individually credited
Personally I hate b3ta and detest my work being associated with it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:10, archived)
#

Beep Beep!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:12, archived)
# The problem is
it's just laziness on their part.

It would take two seconds to send a message to the contributors, or even just add their names to the article.

It's as if they consider it fair game... "it's just those interweb weirdos, they won't care". It just shows utter contempt for us.
Compare their article to the Torygraph yestefrday (a paper I also detest) and notice the difference in attitude.

There also may be people who don't want their work displayed in the DM, due to the potential conotations of being connected to such a rancid publication.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Not sure about that.
Articles that quote usernames, rather than names, always look wierd to me.

I'm all for credit where it's due, but the average newspaper reader isn't going to be any better informed when they're made aware that something was done by 'Clive Dunn's right bollock' than they would by getting the boards address.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:19, archived)
# it's not about your average reader
it's about that one reader who works in the media and thinks, hey, I'd like to use that image, if only I could contact the copyright owner to pay him for his work and make using his image legitimate. Oh well, no credit means I can't use that image because I'm a law-abiding media worker. Tough luck clever photoshopy person.

Journos take the piss and hide behind their right to use images in news stories, thinking it means they can use anything in any article. It does not.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:35, archived)
# heh i had a look at their house rules
Rule 9: No linking or copyright infringement
You must not insert links to websites (URLs) or submit content which would be an infringement of copyright.

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Cunts
they did at least credit B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:40, archived)
# yup someone posted it yesterday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:44, archived)
# blimey
our internet hate machine seems to have worked. A couple of pics have been pulled, and a couple have b3tan names on them now. And b3ta gets a mention, although not credited as the source. It's just the images "have proved to be a hit on b3ta.com".

Of course, now when my comment gets approved, it's going to look stupid as I slag them off for not mentioning b3ta or giving credit.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Haha, that's bloody great
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:36, archived)
# I do like this
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:38, archived)
# Teresa May = FAIL
what a wonderful first friday pic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:40, archived)
# I've changed my mind about Theresa May
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:51, archived)
# excellent!
this new government is a satirists dream
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 8:53, archived)
# Top work, Mata!
Mata!Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Cheers Dave :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:16, archived)
# bravo!
more of this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:17, archived)
# morning :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Fri 21 May 2010, 6:59, archived)
# That's you, that is
So where's the anim of Obi-Wan Kenobi force-throwing the Olympic mascots?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:09, archived)
# thanks :D
when i get home from work:D
(herman:D, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:14, archived)
# Very elegant breast-beating there.
Bewbies!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning!
Welcome to the rebranding of Britain

It's only a matter of time.....
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 21 May 2010, 6:43, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 21 May 2010, 6:57, archived)
# Try new goat flavour
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 6:11, archived)
# Original logo designed by Salvador Dali you know?
*sucks goat in contemplation*
(twattybanjo, Fri 21 May 2010, 6:24, archived)
# Rick Wakeman once pushed Salvador Dali off stage
without realising who he was.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 6:32, archived)
# FUCK YOU, RICK WAKEMAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 6:32, archived)
# I have a Rick Wakeman album
signed by both him and Ian Rankin.

Ian Rankin had nothing to do with the album. He is not a musician.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 6:42, archived)
# Ah yes. Entirely legible. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 21 May 2010, 6:46, archived)
# THE SONGS
The Journey/Recollection

The Battle/The Forest

All seems pretty legible to me, man.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:00, archived)
# Ah, now I see.
Shame some twat's scribbled all over it though.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:06, archived)
# yeah, they've bloody ruined it!
bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:06, archived)
# Don't beat this though, does it?

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:14, archived)
# Not bad
But it's not a First Edition. That's where the money is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:18, archived)
# Ooh really? I might pop this along to the Antiques Roadshow then
(twattybanjo, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:25, archived)
# Quick, paint out the "King James version" at the bottom and you'll make a mint!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:27, archived)
# *whistles*
(twattybanjo, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:31, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:33, archived)
# i write this inside every hotel bible i encounter
i think i stole the idea off Ross Noble
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:36, archived)
[challenge entry] I've got one too
(twattybanjo, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:11, archived)
# Quite apt choice
since that album was written for the Innsbruck Winter Olympics :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:17, archived)
# I googled it for that reason
and was amazed that the first image was signed!
(twattybanjo, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:19, archived)
# That brings back memories
I will dig out my copy, dust off the grooves, and give it a spin.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 21 May 2010, 21:48, archived)
# *bends corner*
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! doog Don't read this., Fri 21 May 2010, 8:37, archived)
# I have an Armando Ianucci book
signed by Nicky Wire
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:06, archived)
# I have an aerial photograph of Rennes-le-Chateau
signed by Buster Merryfield
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:16, archived)
# And then wrote a keyboard solo that lasted four albums about it.
(twattybanjo, Fri 21 May 2010, 6:35, archived)
# IT'S ONLY YOUR DIGNITY, SUCK IT
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 21 May 2010, 6:27, archived)
# Suck it before it sucks your goat?
Have a woo for the joke and a yay for the reference!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 21 May 2010, 6:31, archived)
# have a public awareness poster in return
 


from something somebody said a few years ago
www.b3ta.com/board/5190955
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 6:33, archived)
# Goats are good, but yaks are whack!
Gimmie some yak!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 21 May 2010, 6:45, archived)
# yackety yak DON'T TALK BACK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 6:51, archived)
# Ancient pea!

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:23, archived)
[challenge entry] It's only me, isn't it


they're not really 'gangsta' legs?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:46, archived)
# Yup
*all alone with the low crotch*
not a good place.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:58, archived)
# LOOKIN LIKE A FOOL WITH YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDM67Uulo7A
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 4:08, archived)
#
HotestAngelEver
15 months ago

im in love with japan.
japanese ppl are so happy and btfl


playmobilzombie
11 months ago

she's nice body... japanese people smiles so much
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 5:34, archived)
# WTFAYBOA, WILLIS?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 21 May 2010, 5:37, archived)
# Youtube comments.
It's like an Aladdin's Cave of stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 5:43, archived)
# and race hate.
don't forget the race hate.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 5:43, archived)
# Dude
are you saying that japanese ppl are NOT so happy and btfl?

Here, look at this beautiful airmpit.
WARNING IT IS A LADY'S AIRMPIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 5:45, archived)
# you call that a hairy arm pit?
that's barely stubble, I AM UNIMPRESSED
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 6:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:39, archived)
# BECK <3
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:41, archived)
# nuts, I do not have this record
www.whiskeyclone.net/disco/releaseinfo.php?discoID=247

last one I got was Guero (yeah bro)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:48, archived)
# I got The Information - It was well good.
It had STICKERS which I have lost :(
The Information is good, but I prefer Modern Guilt
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:55, archived)
# As you can see, I just love beck
www.last.fm/user/Yoshidah
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:55, archived)
# I wasn't crazy about Sea Change, but I fucking love Guero
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIrG6xBW5Wk

eventually I will have them all
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 4:01, archived)
# Sea Change is different, I like one or two tracks.
I just don't bother with one foot in the grave, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 May 2010, 4:08, archived)
# oh, and Jimmy Pop too
 
artificial cerebral palsy five!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 4:02, archived)
# i heard "loser" playing as piped music in the supermarket last week
which was slightly weird
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 21 May 2010, 4:08, archived)
# every time that comes on in my walkman I sing along and bob my head like a fool
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 4:36, archived)
# Sleep attempt #2.
Goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 May 2010, 4:18, archived)
# Got the vaseline?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:41, archived)
# Enjoy.
www.captainforever.com/captainforever.php
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:42, archived)
# This game is just amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 May 2010, 4:08, archived)
# PEW PEW PEW LASERS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 4:10, archived)
# Exactly.
I'm going into outaaaaa spaaaase, gooodbye humaaaan raaaase
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:02, archived)
# haha
great
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Back in a mo, but I made this for the gayshift.


And thanks to JoePesky
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:50, archived)
# I approve of this.
Moar citrus.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:52, archived)
# I have a few limes
if you're interested.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:57, archived)
# LIME LIME LIME LIME
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:05, archived)
# Well, there's this


sorry for the delay, the gannets needed food,
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:37, archived)
# LIME.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:38, archived)
# SUB.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:38, archived)
# LIME.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:38, archived)
# SUB.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:38, archived)
# Nope, Ive lost it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:38, archived)
# I have more sublime
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:40, archived)
# hell yes
I had a nice cup of tea earlier
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 May 2010, 7:04, archived)
# awesome
:)
(JoePesky, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:54, archived)
# you said it
then I did it!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:55, archived)
# *like*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:59, archived)
# I likes it :)
nighto folks. I got as far as bed, then thought "fuck this".
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:27, archived)
# Ta.
and goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:35, archived)
# it's like a lemon party in my mouth
and everyones invited.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 21 May 2010, 8:51, archived)
# Just heard about Jessie :( :( :(

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:36, archived)
# Terrible terrible news. :(
These are sad times. Here is a *HUG* you may have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:41, archived)
# Save it for them as needs it :(
I hardly knew her, yet I still feel the loss.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:45, archived)
# Thanks though.
*HUGS*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:04, archived)
# First image you've ever drawn which hasn't made me at least smile :(
I'm going to put some flowers down at the location from b3ta and am thinking of writting messages on it from b3tans, don't know how to go about collecting them though.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:43, archived)
# Take a look at the thread from damocles FP.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Will do.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:51, archived)
# Or that. The original thread breaking the news has everyone's words of tribute already there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:51, archived)
# Ask for them.
Do a tj during the day when people are about, and keep linking back to it. Or ask for gazes. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:47, archived)
# Howdy Mu.
Bad times at B3ta towers :(

I really dont know what to say.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Yeah, I was genuinely gutted when I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Playing some intense Prokofiev as a mark of remembrance then bed I think.
I am very sad that Ive not been around much this last year, and have undoubtably missed many many things.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:59, archived)
# Fuck it, thats too heavy.
Moving on to Handels Water Music.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:04, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsT2akkI4lc
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:23, archived)
# Zadok the Priest.
:'(

edit: well, for the first verse or so, after that its all rejoice and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:33, archived)
# >:'''-[
effinglibrarian.blogspot.com/2010/05/i-am-fsu-graduate-dammit.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:46, archived)
# I'll give it some thought.
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:52, archived)
# Randomness sucks
I hope she's gone to a better place.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:59, archived)
# Truth.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:00, archived)
# rofl I'm late for only fools & horses
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:17, archived)
# lol your ugly and your mum dresses you like a spaz
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:25, archived)
# Huzzah for spaz dressing.
Without it there would be a lot more naked spazzes in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:37, archived)
# once again this is rather timely
farm2.static.flickr.com/1076/556885305_12e646ab30_o.gif
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:50, archived)
# Outspoken, by fergie
(JoePesky, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:48, archived)
# pfffft!
despite the fact this is an appalling song, this lipsync is quite impressive:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zcOFN_VBVo
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Awww crap, I had forgoten about this song
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:56, archived)
# oh fuck
there are so many people I want to punch in this
(JoePesky, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:58, archived)
# yea i hadn't watched it the whole way through
in retrospect, it gets very very annoying...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:00, archived)
# i hate any song with digitally tone-corrected vocals
except anything by CHER :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:01, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHcMqOQt4NY
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:03, archived)
# you want me to suck on your titties?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:08, archived)
# like you wanted me, calling me
all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:19, archived)
# who is that, she looks like Ozzy Osbourne
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Peaches. I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Ah, a classic :)
*dances like an idiot*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:24, archived)
# LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING HIPSTERS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:14, archived)
# chips?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:58, archived)
# FUCKING PISS
(JoePesky, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:59, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:35, archived)
# FUTURE = PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:37, archived)
# haha.. YES!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:40, archived)
# PISSING JAPANESE BABE
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:53, archived)
# straightpiss is unnaturally straight
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:23, archived)
# it's dribbles
(JoePesky, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:01, archived)
# Straight-fried dribblepiss
it's the future don't you know
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:07, archived)
# If McDonalds don't do it
I will
(JoePesky, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:10, archived)
# pisssssssss!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:34, archived)
# hahha
PISSSSSSSsss
(JoePesky, Fri 21 May 2010, 3:01, archived)
[challenge entry] hang on a minute,,,,,,,,


Click for bigger (152 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Fri 21 May 2010, 1:47, archived)
# magic mansion?
sounds a bit dodgy to me
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:49, archived)
# Maniac Mansion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:50, archived)
# this is the 3rd one of these I have seen
all very good :) maybe it'll be in the mail tomoz
(JoePesky, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:51, archived)
# I asumed it had been dunne
but I did it anyway coz that's how I roll.


or something.
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Fri 21 May 2010, 1:53, archived)
# This game is better than the olympics
fact
(JoePesky, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:55, archived)
# huzzah
fantastic game.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:58, archived)
# How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
Oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Beastie is doing science with his arse, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Not suitable for wanks
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:38, archived)
# i think you'll find it is
*fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:40, archived)
# nicely done good sir
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:45, archived)
# Top!
I wish I could read these.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:51, archived)
# it says
N S F W , if you look hard enough, you take the basic letter and play with it and add to it, when i first saw graffiti (though technically mine isn't as its not on the street) i thought wow what the hell does it say but you pick it up eventually
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:53, archived)
# It looks like SYPHEN to me
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:19, archived)
# I thought it was an orangey spaghetti junction.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:27, archived)
# hahah
:D its more of a robot type thing, saying NSFW, but orangey spaghetti junction works fine
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:31, archived)
# I really couldn't read this. I had to file name it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:52, archived)
# good :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:55, archived)
[challenge entry] obviously a shit shop


bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:32, archived)
# haha
the new clockwork orange
(JoePesky, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:38, archived)
# i thought I had replied to this
did you delete this once, or did I forget to click [post this message]
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:02, archived)
# I'M OUTTA HERE!
see you all next week!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:12, archived)
# tatty byes
:)
(JoePesky, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:13, archived)
# bye bye
have fun
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Have fun
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Bye bye
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:14, archived)
# See ya!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:15, archived)
# have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:16, archived)
# TARA!
happy spaniards
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Have fun in Sunnyplaceland!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:17, archived)
# Toodleloo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:17, archived)
# Somebody should tell her about that massive tsunami . . .
Happy Holidays!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Hells Yeah!
Candlemas!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:25, archived)
# Happy happy fun time!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:36, archived)
# Haha, this is spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:51, archived)
# CANDLES =D
Have some walnut cake
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Oooh, please.
Nyom nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Happy candles!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:27, archived)
# happy candles
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Woo!
Feel free to indulge in my cock . . . Cake!

Buggerit.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Send us a postcard!
Don't get skin cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:21, archived)
# Byee, have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:22, archived)
#
◕‿‿◕
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Have a lovely time!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry] there's an army of them hidden out back as well
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Quick throw urethane balls at them
nice (:
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Nice reflections.
I do keep wondering where in the design process did they decided to go for sado-masochist expressions.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:22, archived)
# Fuck! That's creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:22, archived)
# They look eeeevil!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Only just noticed this. It's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Bleurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Sums up old blighty perfectly.
*Wipes away tear*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:04, archived)
# I tried buckfast for the first time this year.
ermm. well. I finished the bottle but just out of habit.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 1:07, archived)
# i had an idea while i was falling asleep last night


im guessing this is probaly on the internet somewhere i just never saw it yet.

sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:48, archived)
# I read step nine as Stephanie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Haha so did I weirdly...
Also, during step four, do we HAVE to have letters fly out of our knees?

Also : Woo!!! :D clix
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:51, archived)
# haha
i see neither of those things ;p
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:54, archived)
# How can you not see the letters in frame four?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:59, archived)
# You magic ninja you!
:D

Edit: hang on, this isn't another accident in my brain again is it?
(I helped save b3ta! chulk607, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Ah, ninjas are about.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:03, archived)
# So are grammar nazis,
you apostrophe-abusing mischief-maker!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:05, archived)
# thats' funny.
(waxdart hello., Fri 21 May 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Whoops.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:46, archived)
# muaha.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:06, archived)
# But she did land in style.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:52, archived)
# It's all going to end in tears.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:50, archived)
# and some fireworks up the bum
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:54, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:57, archived)
# NOT NO MORE IT AINT

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:59, archived)
# Wrecked rectum!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:06, archived)
# "Look at me. Pencil detonator. Timer."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEJ7AjQnfbc
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:11, archived)
#
tears
a severely broken neck and spine
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Where is the frame where the fireworks explode
and take his face off?

Lovely pics as always.
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 21 May 2010, 0:51, archived)
# hahaha
*now where's that jackass dvd?*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:51, archived)
# this activity looks perfectly safe and I encourage all to engage in it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Ok.
I wasn't sure, but if you say it's safe then it must be.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:04, archived)
# I'm some random guy on the internet, so what I say must be true!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 May 2010, 2:54, archived)
# this will end badly
i've seen mythbusters, i know it won't work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:53, archived)
# This is not a viable idea due to the primary factor that fireworks do not have enough propulsion to launch a human body and the secondary factor that fireworks are explosive and dangerous
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:55, archived)
# I'm sure enough fireworks would provide enough propulsion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Mythbusters did something on this
I think it just went all over the place and exploded on the floor about a meter away

Edit: mythbustersresults.com/episode24
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:02, archived)
# New background for my pc (:
love it sooperdave
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:55, archived)
# This is really unsafe
They didn't use a wick to light the blue touchpaper and stand well back.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:55, archived)
# I can hear Prof Chike tut tutting from here
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Distopian future anyone?


Click for bigger (131 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:23, archived)
# nicely done
i love the way that all of the product placement in this movie is for companies that went under...

pan-am
bell
kos
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:35, archived)
# I love the fact they used Japanese instead of Chinese 'concerning the future' :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:38, archived)
# well, they all thought japan was going to bury them economically
but like "japan, LOL ^_^ ECONOMIC FAIRIURE!!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:41, archived)
# While China
has all the dorrars. Good luck trying to buy anything with them.

Edit: Except Greek yoghurt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:50, archived)
# My mate vanishes off Facebook when he visits his daughter in Beijing
He always announces his return to freedom back to his diving resort in Thailand

"'Phew, i'm back guys"
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:53, archived)
# ah, they've mortgaged their future
all it takes is the right mixture of fuckups

like for example a massive civil engineering project beset with corruption, some bad weather, one earthquake too many and a bitch fight over oil supplies.

nothing is set in stone, despite the self assuredness of the omnipotent.*


*eek, I'm borderline catnipping! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Now write a thank-you note to Maggie...
We're not in the Euro.

(I know, I'm due an arse kicking)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:02, archived)
# You would have to be fucking insane to want to be in the Euro
Quite obviously!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:08, archived)
# But she is fucking insane!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Deckard was sponsored by Cadburys.........
oh, that's gone too :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Rarrrrr!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:19, archived)
# The wizard is hungry!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:20, archived)
#
hunh hunh hunh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:22, archived)
# Are those pre-vomit noises?
I really hope they're not sexy noises...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:23, archived)
# They're Beavis laughter


(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Ahhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:36, archived)
# No wate it's Butt-Head
I got it wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Not enough mind bleach
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 21 May 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:22, archived)
# is anyone else thinking vagina dentata?
no? just me, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:22, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10058672
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:23, archived)
# ah
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:24, archived)
# I was thinking this
blogdojuarez.amazonida.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/AntiRapet001.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:25, archived)
# wtf?
it's like an evil jellyfish!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Rape-aXe
a blood sport
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:28, archived)
# fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Does that involve razorblades?
It doesn't look that... discrete either. It's not very anti rape if it's easily noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:28, archived)
# I think its once its on it never comes off, without making mince meat of your rapey cock
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Well, yeah, that would work. But again, it looks like it would be easily spotted... Unless it's supposed to go ALL the way up.
And then you'd be risking your fingers getting it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:31, archived)
# They could just put a snapping turtle up there
(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Fri 21 May 2010, 0:33, archived)
# It goes all the way up, hopefully theres a string or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:36, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:27, archived)
# i really shouldn't be laughing at this
anywhere near as much as i am
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:28, archived)
# O PLS NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:28, archived)
# How the fuck have you managed to make Peppers more creepy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:28, archived)
# peppers?
that's sexy gropey man not peppers!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Oh fuck that's right, it's Knicker Stealer mayor man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:32, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Hahaha, now there's a superhero movie I'd watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:37, archived)
# no doubt a major japanese movie
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:40, archived)
# i'd love to see his superhero costume
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:40, archived)
# would he wear his pants on the inside
for security reasons?

ie: to stop his evil nemesis from stealing them, thus sapping his PANT-ENERGY?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:42, archived)
# yes
but he'd have a special golden pair to wear on his head as a mask
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:46, archived)
# I can imagine him serving justice with great vigour!
and also de panty-ing pretty much everyone
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:48, archived)
# i can imagine
well, i wouldn't like to say what i can imagine...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:52, archived)
# I may have changed a thing or two, he looked so miserable in all the photos
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:44, archived)
# That's his "I'm happy I'm being bum-raped in the shower" smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Oh sweet jeezuz,
hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:29, archived)
# *shudders
Give me dementia now!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:34, archived)
# ban this sick filth
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 21 May 2010, 1:01, archived)
# meep!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:29, archived)

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