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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:46,
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:D ace!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:47,
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hee hee lovely
lorem ipsum
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:51,
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hahaha
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FIEND ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:52,
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Have I missed anything?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:56,
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Nothing serious
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:59,
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Ah.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:05,
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Lorem ipsum cunt dolor sit amet!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:47,
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I'll just drop this here
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Matth knows what yellow snow tastes like ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:26,
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hahaha
that noise would destroy the Earth
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Dr Drink ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:28,
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pffft
toot toot
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:29,
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hahahaha
Hurricane Brian!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:30,
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:33,
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now THIS is the way to be an annoying office cunt!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:38,
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also - I've got the fucking Queen Mary docked just outside my office making the same noise!
the ship that is, not an actual queen
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:39,
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I'd be angrier if I heard Lady Gaga.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:40,
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the first time i hear that coming from someone's pocket, I'm punching the person responsible in the face
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:47,
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I hope you don't get confused and mistake my Merzbow ringtone for a vuvuzela.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:49,
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Fuck yeah
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:57,
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I can't see anything...
Is it something reposted that I might have adblocked for some reason earlier?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:40,
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I haven't seen any images for days now.
I don't even get redexes just blank squares :( I can't even see my bzzz either :(
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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:16,
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Can he say Dive as well?
While dressed up in his banzuki outfit?
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:42,
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Only when the Italians are playing!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:46,
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The Italians are always playing
Those crazy foos
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:50,
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Woo!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:44,
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ha ha ha
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lord bofingham ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:46,
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*filenames*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:16,
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*disengages targetting computer*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:19,
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pfft
silver fox
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:20,
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read the tealeaves
we gonna win or lose?
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:20,
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wose
or lin the signs aren't clear
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:22,
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Hang on!
That's a mug of cocoa!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:24,
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CACAU!
GERMANY TO WIN! OHNOES!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:26,
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Hahahaha...
Nicely animated sir! :D
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Ninj ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:23,
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YAHTZEE
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Haigwan Buckets of cream ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 20:08,
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Stop this cruelty!!!
End Vuvuzela slaughter now!
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:01,
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ahahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:02,
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hehe
the sooner we drive this into extinction, the better
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:03,
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Hahaha
*shoots*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:03,
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hahahahaaahh
brilliant (It IS bloody annoying though isn't it?) (*edit is it me or have both the b3ta uploader and b3tards.com run out of batteries)
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:08,
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yes it fucking well is.
I usually quite like football on the radio in the background when I'm working but this year it's unbearable.
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:10,
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I'm listening to streaming Five Live
*Drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone*Cameroon ooh, just wide *Drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone* (complete lack of crowd noise) *Drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:12,
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they'll be able to tune it out, just in time for it all to be over
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:13,
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why cant the commentators just sit in a soundproof room?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:18,
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they do
but if they just broadcast the commentators voice it would be really boring. They need at least some crowd noise. Perhaps they can just use 'canned crowd noise' and just press the relevant buttons when things happen
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:20,
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It's slighter more listenable than waddle's 'punditry'
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:15,
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That's the most annoying aspect
it's the only noise you can hear from the crowd, no singing, no sense of whose supporters are giving it more. Just Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz As I was trying to get to sleep last night I had that noise still buzzing in my ears....
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:30,
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but you already are a box of wasps
surely you must be used to this!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:32,
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Fuck no
It's like bee noise, bee noise is like aural poison to us incarcerated vespulae!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:42,
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I've got Tinitus - so it's worse for me
Droooooooooooooooooooooooooone Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Droooooooooooooooooooooooooone Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Droooooooooooooooooooooooooone Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Droooooooooooooooooooooooooone Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Droooooooooooooooooooooooooone Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Droooooooooooooooooooooooooone Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:32,
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Not you . . . both of the other . . . *lubes pedals*
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:29,
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The deal with the b3ta uploader seems to be
that it uploads files OK but doesn't say when it's finished . So you can stop it when you think it should be finished, and then type your file name in the "my images" search box, and there it is.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:36,
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I open 'my images' in another tab
and keep hitting F5 It usually shows the image only once the uploading tab says complete
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:04,
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yes
1min to upload that image and it's only 32k
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gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 19:01,
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Hahahahahahahaha YAY!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:10,
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that is lovely
i thought vuvuzela was a prudish mother might call the female genitalia
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spacefish bong! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:14,
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hahaha
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:27,
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Good stuff
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Traducer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:30,
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:D
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:06,
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A LOUD CLICK
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:38,
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hahaha brill'
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:41,
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I didn't know they was birds.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 18:35,
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Waaaaah, Wayne wanna score....
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Ninj ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:56,
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fuckinell
looks like a Viz character!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:57,
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is it Rude Kid?
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Damien's Hearse ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:59,
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fuck yes!
haha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:02,
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^what she said
I liked the French one a few months ago.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:10,
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Ha
I can imagine him throwing all his toys out the pram. Then stomping them.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:59,
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heh heh.........the Rooneys get a grand a year child benefit
...fcuk!!!what?
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:59,
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pffft
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:02,
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hahahahaaahh
ace
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:09,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:13,
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/*-*\
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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GIDEON YOU CUUUNNNTTT
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:44,
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.
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SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:29,
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hehe
Does Rev Moon get all his hats from christmas crackers?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:48,
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BBC site's a bit nostalgic
Afternoons :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:29,
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*spins and fires*
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:48,
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This has just done the rounds of the office. Felt it needed sharing.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:28,
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have
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:32,
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Ba-dum
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:36,
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Tish indeed.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:37,
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Question
Are Betazoids from Star Trek any good at Martial Arts? Like, with their empathy and awareness they should be awesome at picking up what the opponent is thinking. Bet they could blindfight too.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:38,
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I think they would be too busy swooning and being all emotional and stuff...
"I'm sensing a lot of ang"WHOCK!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:43,
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Apart from the one from "Voyager"
The one they had to write out because he wasn't smug enough to be in the crew.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:46,
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haha
and now it's doing mine! or at least it will be when I drop the filesize ;D
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:41,
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I started with this...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:45,
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luckily I double checked it before sending
PS Elements reduced the frame rate to about a nanosecond!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:48,
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LOL
LOL
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:46,
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I don't get it.
What's this got to do with Soldier Soldier?
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Damien's Hearse ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:01,
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so bored
Click for bigger (136 kb) so here is a shit quick and dirty shit pun shit
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ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:29,
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pfffft...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:51,
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hahaha
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Dance Commander invading your personal space, since ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:55,
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re also
nah - get it on!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:57,
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HEY EMVEE!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:58,
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Haha awesome
"It is a waste of money and time and they will not benefit anything or get any experience by watching mad men jumping up and down"
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:01,
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says the muslim extremists!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:02,
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I bet we now enter the longest mindpiss-free phase in b3ta's history...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:58,
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except I expect nobody will post anything that's mind piss for ages
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:59,
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Ah you guys :D
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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WHAT? - WAIT!
WHO!!! ARGH!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:01,
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Gah!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:03,
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haha!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:04,
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Haaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:02,
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Facebook?!?
How embarrassing for you!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:07,
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all the cool kids use Bebo
and Livejournal and Friends Reunited
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:58,
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ROFL
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valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 17:10,
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A Mac. Hahaha, that's the joke.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:34,
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Every little thing he does is tragic
every little thing just makes me vom
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:51,
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look after Mel for me while I go and do some shoppin'
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:28,
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Its the eyes
the eyes!! clicks
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:37,
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*fears*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:38,
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Sugartits
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:39,
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Yes?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:52,
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*something about Jews*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:53,
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YID ARMY! YID ARMY!!!!
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:53,
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I dare you to say that to a Turkish Gaza blockade protester.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:56,
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Bwahahahahaha
:D
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Ninj ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:02,
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I think you might like this
I haven't posted my comic here in awhile but I thought that today's strip might be up your street.
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TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:46,
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this is where the internet stops because that image is mahooosive
maybe
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likeajackhammer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:48,
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but I like it none-the-less
I think more statues should be made of the "Virgin" Mary, giving the undercarriage a good old scratch
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likeajackhammer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:49,
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or just one of her smelling her finger
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likeajackhammer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:49,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:05,
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I used to work with this guy
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likeajackhammer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:08,
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it's actually freking me out how much this guy looks like him
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likeajackhammer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:18,
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you are wanking aren't you?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:27,
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well.. no...
not anymore at least
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likeajackhammer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:29,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:42,
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I nearly forgot about that advert.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:46,
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that GMTFH
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:52,
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this is so wrong on so many levels
and not in a good way
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:01,
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^This in spades.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:22,
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Hahahaha
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:24,
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That's not funny, I just ate some cyanide.
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Ttssattsr ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:52,
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Last time I posted my comic
people gave out it was too small So I've learned people are never happy :)
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TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:49,
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so much this^
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likeajackhammer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:50,
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Link to a "click for a bigger image!" whilst posting a smaller one.
That'll soothe both parties.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:52,
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You would think...
But that's what they gave out about last time.
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TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:53,
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Well then it's simple. Fuck them.
They might like it.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:55,
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nah it's filesize he's complaining about
there's no need for it to be a 376.46 kB png when a 130 kB jpg will do the job just as well:
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:55,
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Cool
I have you now.
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TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:58,
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people are prodge is (but I still love have a manly and heterosexual appreciation for his endeavours)
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doog Don't read this. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:09,
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big hairy bush
hell yeah
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:50,
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* Starts to wonder what Mother Teresa's looks like?
* Sicks a little and stops wondering
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:52,
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Probably a bit green and musty now.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:14,
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actually it doesn't taste that musty.
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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway... ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:41,
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Hahahahahhahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:11,
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Good comic
Your optimisation skills are weak though. Save the PNG out in Photoshop and you'll get it down to about 25% of that size easily.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:53,
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I posted a bigger image
Because people gave out last time about the small one.
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TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:55,
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File size rather than physical size.
Here you go - edit this one in. Bit grained but not too bad.www.b3tards.com/u/fa2a3ab468c53bb760c2/mary.jpg
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:55,
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Gotcha
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TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:58,
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:)
Keep up the good comics!
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:04,
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Yep,
~usually~ when people are talking about size on here they are talking about file sizes. For example, my strip below is about the same physical size as yours, but it's 72k where your strip is nearly 400k and that can slow down the page loading on their screens (which then makes them grumpy). Of course, you don't have to bother doing this, but it's actually very little effort and a useful skill to have. If you're making comics regularly for the web then you will cut down on your hosting costs if your site uses less bandwidth - which you can achieve by making your images' filesizes smaller. In Photoshop, have a look at the 'save for web and devices' options. They're great! They give you a live-updated version of how your optimised image will look as well as telling you the final size.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:03,
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Oh I know how to do it.
I just assumed (wrongly) that 300kb wasn't considered a large file size in this day and age. I can see a difference in how it looks at 100kn vs 300kb. I have unlimited bandwidth so it's not a concern for me that way.
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TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:05,
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I imagine most people are on work network or similar...
but you will get a great deal of chagrin from those with capped broadbands
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likeajackhammer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:10,
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haha
I am just being selfish, and only thinkig about myself :)
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TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:12,
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that's the spirit
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likeajackhammer ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:16,
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^ this
with added FAQ!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:55,
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Doesn't everyone have broadband anyways?
Is 300kb still considered a BIG file?
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TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:59,
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That's not the point - there's RULES around here pardner!
Edit Don't get me wrong I'm liking the comic btw.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:00,
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ok
I have seen the light
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TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:01,
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Glad you like the comic
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TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:02,
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It all adds up.
Currently there are 48 images on the board. If they were all 300kb, that'd be 14MB!
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:48,
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Yea I get it
I've learned my lesson! :)
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TommieKelly http://www.somethingwonderfulcomic.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:00,
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god knows theyve got enough perverts in the catholic church already
without banging on about the virgin mary's pubes.
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:59,
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Cracking stuff
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:59,
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mimsy
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:16,
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Actually
it was common practice to shave it all off in those days, as it was felt to be more hygenic and prevented lice./utterly made up blog
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:41,
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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:31,
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Hahaha...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:32,
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hahahaha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:34,
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arf :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:35,
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I think he's spreading half-truths about his death
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:38,
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yea I looked up 'are the chuckle brothers dead' :D
it's amazing how many people want them dead
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:42,
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they've made a lot of enemies over the years
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:45,
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Especially after their time as gangland enforcers
A lot of people died at their hands. Their specialty was slicing someone up between them, sharing the one knife. Victims shuddered to hear them passing the knife... "To me, to you..."
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:59,
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they did a lot of spit-roasting in their time too
This is why Maggie Philbin is rarely seen these days
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:18,
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^ This... (if only)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:46,
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2...M...E...2....U
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:34,
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pfft
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:35,
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has one of them died?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:35,
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No, dude, it's just a stupid hoax.
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Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear" ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:04,
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haahahahahah! *clicky*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:42,
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hehehehe fantastic
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:58,
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*high fives*
Woo! Yeah!
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 15 Jun 2010, 13:23,
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:31,
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You are amazing. I want you exclusively for my own.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:33,
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As long as you provide the gimp outfit,
you've got a deal.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:45,
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No! I want him!
Right. Handbags at dawn.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:45,
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Steady on,
one at a time... Nah, screw it, bundle!
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:51,
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C'mon Barry!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:36,
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Fantastic stuffs :D
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:44,
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Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:26,
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Hooray for a new post!
Not that I didn't enjoy the swan... Are we allowed a rule that if there's not been a new thread for an hour someone is allowed to kick off a repost thread?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:29,
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A FAQ DENIER!
BURN THE HERETIC! Listen here Sonny Jim. Apparently there are 'other' new wave and kooky website out there, which may or may not have their own set of 'guidelines', but only a TRUE B3TAN follows the way of the FAQ!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:36,
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Forgive my transgression on mighty one.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:48,
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say 100 Binduns and a Hi Cockolorum
Rob be with you.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:16,
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looks up big book of rul3s
No.
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:37,
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someone is allowed to kick off a repost thread Someone hurry up and make something new.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:44,
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heh >.<
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:37,
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Hahaha!
How hatstand.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:42,
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He uses the wrong incentives
None of this "Win for England, win for fame and glory". He should point out that if they win, the players will be virtually guaranteed free drinks in any pub in England.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 14:02,
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Hooper swan
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:21,
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Two-for-one
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:22,
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pick up a p-p-p-puffin
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:24,
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Weeeeee!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:24,
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That heffalump's going to go splat!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:25,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:27,
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Nelly, noooooooooooooo
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:34,
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tusk times.
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:42,
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:(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:51,
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Hahahahaha
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:04,
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Yay!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:26,
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\o/
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:47,
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Peeeeeeeea!
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:13,
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:~)
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:36,
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Jonathan Livingston Puffin.
Woo!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:50,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:50,
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Hula Hoopla!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:23,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:26,
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hahaha! awesome :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:31,
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Is that a Hooper Swan?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:39,
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Why didn't I think of that?
It is now :)
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:46,
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Quick and dirty (just the way you all like it)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:59,
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Berwick swan.
My favourite :)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:02,
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Trumpeter Swan, as the picture suggests...
(Bewicks/Tundra has yellow on the beak...) /anal retentive.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:06,
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I figured it out....
(with help from Tribs)
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:56,
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Hahaha
with Jerome Flynn on the left wing?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:58,
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gah!
A GENERAL PISS ERROR HAS OCCURRED PLEASE REPORT THIS ERROR TO MICROPISS
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:59,
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:D
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:00,
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That a new one?
Hi weealorum!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:02,
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Nah, it's quite an old one I think.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:09,
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hahaha!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:07,
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Yay!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:58,
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hahaha
needs more Jerome in midfield
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:58,
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his hands would be even more slippy from constant handling of fish
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:00,
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Jamie Theakston would have been better
/he played a blinder at the Soccer Aid game
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:00,
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True that
In fact the whole Soccer Aid team would have been better...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:01,
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surely we don't need any more James Corden on the telly?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:14,
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his world cup live show is cringeworthy
the only part I like is when he talks to footballers in the pre recorded bits
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:17,
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Lastnights highlights included:
lets urm..talk to urm...yea HAHAHAHA urm yea..Abbey Clancy yea dey doo doe don't dey football dey doo. she has the brain of a fishstick
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:19,
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generous
on the brain allocation there.
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prostheses ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:26,
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be honest
she's not there for in-depth analysis
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:33,
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Yeah
I liked the golf with gerrard.
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Haigwan Buckets of cream ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 16:12,
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Looks like he's making his 'poo face'....
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:01,
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He should have played with a landing net in each hand
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:08,
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and waders?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:13,
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Did you know Darth Wader had a few mental problems?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:20,
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'borderline' hahah
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:25,
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Hahaha ace!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:28,
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Goal Fisting?
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:14,
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World cup football kitteh's been eating world cup footballs
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:51,
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EEEWWW
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:53,
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urm...yea
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:53,
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yes
yes it has
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:55,
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too straight
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:55,
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she could take penalties
sure fire winner:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:57,
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Ah it's a she
wasn't sure; my old cat sybil was 9 months old before something stuck out one night when she was cleaning 'herself', still carried on calling him sybil though :D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:05,
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Fur balls....?
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:02,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:03,
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What the hell is that from?
I love it! :D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:05,
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Springwatch
Springwatch Live animal drama: Monday to Thursday, 8pm, BBC Two Presnted by Simon King, Kate Humble and Martin Hughes.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:09,
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Arf!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:11,
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some random jap' advert
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:09,
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Japan is the most hatstand country on Earth
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:10,
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Hahaha what on Earth?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:11,
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Same company brought you this.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 13:31,
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wow indeed :)
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:12,
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Blimey!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:13,
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o_O
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:35,
archived )
As good as a place as any for this...
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:40,
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Its selling homes!! flats - place to live
just like barratt homes!!!
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waxdart hello. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:43,
archived )
Pom Poko
3D CGI remake?
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SpangleDangle >->)))'> ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:24,
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:D
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:05,
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That's gotta hurt
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:12,
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Moo....
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:33,
archived )
next time the desperate Milky comes round with his tales of not being able to afford shoes for his children
I'm signing up
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:34,
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arf :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:35,
archived )
Hahaha!
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:40,
archived )
We got this, man! we got this by the ass!
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Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear" ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:08,
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"And a low, mournful moooooo was heard across Cravendale Moor..."
"...The Beast was on the prowl once more."
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:37,
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what the flip!!!!????
hahahahaha... bonus woo for using Chris lee from I, Monster, which is a undiscovered masterpiece
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:37,
archived )
:D
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:39,
archived )
is this to be an ongoing cereal?
hope so:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:40,
archived )
A long-term mammary?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:41,
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my mammary's not wot it used to be
:(
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:42,
archived )
...
... ... ...pics?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:43,
archived )
I knew there was a reason I bought soya milk.
w/y/h!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:41,
archived )
Tesco Value just doesn't cut it!
Woo
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XLVII .uk ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:47,
archived )
Hahaha - what?
edit/ Remember...
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 11:47,
archived )
This is great
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:10,
archived )
it's the only thing that'll kill it
(
ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <- ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 12:30,
archived )
Hahaha
A demon cow that isn't Widdecombe.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Mon 14 Jun 2010, 15:14,
archived )
Cushing gets the clicks, dude.
Awesome!
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 15 Jun 2010, 9:40,
archived )
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