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[challenge entry] :D
(herman:D, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Bloody Jedi's
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Not seen the full animation of that wind turbine getting hit
do you actually see what hits it? I know The Sun claimed it was a UFO but that doesn't mean anything really. I think the shit hit the fan! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha
it was bound to happen sometime
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# England

England secure new Sponsorship deals

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(traxdata, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:12, archived)
# stop being so negative
we are number 1 for oil spills in the world and no 1 in europe for teen pregnancies. be proud of your nation
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Hey why don't we take this as a call for acton for the next generations
as we are doing pish poor at things that need physical prowess why don't we drop it all and you know try and encourage some competitions that promote purely mental prowess and see how we fair in them.

I propose we start up the world competative empathy cup.

edit: obligitary rape a half thought out idea into an image challenge suggestion link
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:33, archived)
# Best at apathy.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# I was going to do something similar
but only because fabio capello reminds me of this guy
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# he reminds me of postman pat
'cept Pat wouldnt lose to algeria
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:49, archived)
# ...or is it just me?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# i look at the face on the right and all I can hear is
"Mr. Grimsdale!"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# lol
yeah, and a touch of good game! good game!*

* except it wasn't
(eyes, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# "What do points make?"... "Err usually it means progression to the next stage, Fabio!"
"Oh shit!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Haha!
I just read a great line on bbc sport: "Perhaps the fan who got into the England dressing room should get a game - at least he can get through a defence."
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Haha
Someone tell Fabio!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# i done drawed a wigged man

he's looking at you
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:49, archived)
# proper arts innit
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# i like this :D
top work.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Corrr, that's giving me an Edgar Allen Poe type vibe....
woo
Edit: I finished this a few days back...


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Edit X2: Hells teeth I spent hours looking at that, how the hell did I miss a typo? Cheers, fixed and ligature is in the right place now.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# sused?
Am I rissing here?

(alo "cros", urely?)

But how rude of me, quite woo!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:20, archived)
# olde englishe
spelling innit
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Soh sit sall smakes sense snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# You're right to be Ris'ing
Meant to read "ued" not "ued" Fixed now.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# What about 'cross'?
What are the rules for double s?

And have you got more of these? It's bloomin' nice it is.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# You CAN use double ligatures
in the middle of a word, but never at the end.
And here's the preceding illustration.


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(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# But not long s before short s?
I know that in German that became the Eszett, but never really knew about English.

Thanking you for the education.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Bear in mind the rules of English grammar
were still very ummm "fluid" right up to the early 19th C. So what I said, might not always apply in every case.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Fred West used a single ligature in the middle of a sentance
Is that allowed?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# ooof :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# :D
top works :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# please tell me these were comissions some one paid you for
you deserve far more than just praise alone for them :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Private project inspired by something a friend suggested.
And I really needed to do something new, and not photoshopped or 3D for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# it's fucking lovely man :)
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# awwww cheers fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Sorry
fused used
otherwise woo!
EDIT:used ufed
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:22, archived)
# oh yeah
i missed that because i read that sentence as "fused together"

lol
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# i dunno why
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:27, archived)
# cos he's ace, that's why
that's why
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# EELZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# eelzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
EEEEEEEEELLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:42, archived)
# SCARY WATER SOCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# socks terrify me :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# YES YOU DO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# I DO!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# what a natty little chap
this dame wants to meet him for a drink

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:53, archived)
# she's disparing because she wasn't allowed to take her pet pigeon on to the beach
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# coo cooo
the other day a seagull flew into my clothesline. it fell to the ground and ran into the bushes were my terrier chased him out and started biting him.
he wasn't getting anywhere so my springer spaniel joined him to finish the job.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# lol
my cats at home are pretty much being mocked daily by this one suicidal black bird.

The cats are usually quite brutal and effiecient killers. This blackbird is fucking crazy. it'll just fly straight at the sqwarking for no real reason.. then chase them down the garden.

It truely is a sight to see :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# actually it's not a pigeon
but it's really unhappy about it :(

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Oo! Oo! It prolly has babies!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Are you about to sell me some real ale?
*suspicious*
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# I'm marginally reminded of Kate Beaton.
www.harkavagrant.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:21, archived)
# What he wig
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# ok you're giong on the list
woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# For no reason
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Camilla's looking rough
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:31, archived)
# no worse than normal then
:~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Actually I think she's looking better than usual
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Camilla to her friends
But her pedigree name is Lady Princely Facesitter of Cornwall the 2nd.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Ruff?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:53, archived)
# needs more vuvuzela
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# ha ha
But how does it smell hear?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I was wondering why the bird feeder emptied so quick
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:05, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# MORTAL ENEMIES OR BEST OF FRIENDS....

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Hahaha
needs more tits.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)
# scary :D
but nice :D
(herman:D, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:57, archived)
# g'day
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 9:23, archived)
# England won 0 - 0


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(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 9:40, archived)
# that was the first full match of the cup i've watched so far,
christ it was bad.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:28, archived)
# hahahaha
lol
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 9:48, archived)
# LOL
Clicks. haha Love how you have left Heskey! Proper Muppet.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Considered putting rob green back in after the first match
but couldn't be arsed
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:27, archived)
# As always, I didn't watch and I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 9:49, archived)
# I thought we were playing arse trailer
and it hasnt started yet*


*we will still lose mind you
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Rooney showed the world his class at the end of the game...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# ^this^
What a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:12, archived)
# I thought he genuinely meant it was nice to see the crowd booing him.
Maybe he thought they were trying to cure his hiccups or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# bless :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:30, archived)
# I am proud to be english..but man that match really stank.
I love to watch 'good football', and it really doesn't matter what country it is. What shocked me was Rooney complaining about the fans booing them... come on !! it's Algeria. Fir enough if it was 0 - 0 against Argentina.. But alot of the fans paid alot of money to fly over and see that match. Sorry Mr. Rooney, I know £600 for flights and hotels is pocket change to you..but it's hard earnt for many.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:10, archived)
# this ^^^^
(duts Optimus whut?, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Yeah, and they should be expected to magically win the game to make up for this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
#
magically
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 7:46, archived)
# Ow
That's not his actual super power, just a bad meal aftermath?
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Jun 2010, 7:54, archived)
# See Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman to find out.
(actually don't.........she's pretty much a douchebag)...i'm gonna go back to sleep now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 7:57, archived)
#
I avoided it then, better avoid now too = )
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Jun 2010, 8:15, archived)
# Parp!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Boris Johnson?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Could well be
He's always looked like an arse to me anyway
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# this is beautious
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# HOT!
clicks
lols
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Hahaha
great sphincter action.

Bishop/actress
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 19 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry]


(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 4:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 4:31, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Miv4NHsDo

(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 4:34, archived)
# Why has it got no eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 6:44, archived)
# Overexposure
to football?
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Jun 2010, 7:04, archived)
# Poor beastie.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 7:16, archived)
# *
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 7:48, archived)
# evenin b3ta
have a tigrephant and a gizebra:

(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Lovely creatures
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 3:01, archived)
# I like your abomiations of nature.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 3:05, archived)
# straight from the island of dr. moreau...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 3:08, archived)
# half human half animal?
hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 3:13, archived)
# no, just genetic misfits
i love the simpsons version of the story though...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 3:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 1:42, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 1:46, archived)
# ENGRAND!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 2:15, archived)
# IAA...+
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 7:49, archived)
# Garden with a few . . .
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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:26, archived)
# thunderbirds are go
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# rumble in the jumble
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# fumble in the bushes
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:38, archived)
# worth one in the hand
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:42, archived)
# ...so we've been told.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 7:52, archived)
# So that's where they keep it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Unearthly . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Fudge Mine
Slurps
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 12:47, archived)
# pffft
tenuous repost
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Bottom's Down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:38, archived)
# its like the bat pole
as he changes suit an gets s brief case to boot.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:39, archived)
# and the static getty images holograph tattoo
smart technology how it can stabalize for your eyes as you watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
# oh shit, the cat didn't know about this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:39, archived)
# I have a positive feeling that it will land on it's feet . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:41, archived)
# london garden :D
(herman:D, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:44, archived)
# falling down . . . falling down . . .
♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:45, archived)
# "please remain seated until we have landed"
"do not walk around the garden or plant anything":))
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Throwing of large objects is only permitted on the mezzanine level !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:53, archived)
# HELLO I'M DRUNK
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 1:31, archived)
# mind boggling
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 3:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Serious but accurate.


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(farnishk Apparently a terrorist,, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# My wash is green !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:33, archived)
# isn't the green glow from sellafield environmentally friendly?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:41, archived)
# shroooom!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:40, archived)
# no sorry
there doesn't seem like there's muchroom in there.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:44, archived)
# I recognise that type.....
PSilly cybin :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)
# does look like a
person i could have a good time with, though
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)
# He seems very happy

/doesn't support England blog
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Yay happy mushroom!
^ what she said
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:56, archived)
# I like this
very mush
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Fun Gus
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# magicmushroom :D
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(herman:D, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# I think he wants me to eat him.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 1:35, archived)
# a wizz at parties
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 3:16, archived)
# my god, its full of aperature rings
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 4:01, archived)
# Shroom for one more...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 7:55, archived)
# dodo :(
(herman:D, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
# dead as
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:27, archived)
# For fuck's sake. Microsoft word fucking lost 1.3k words.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. I SAVED THE FILE YOU BAG OF SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:33, archived)
# what a cunt.....thnx for the warning
.... don't have any use for it though
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:37, archived)
# I saved the file, it knows I saved the file, there's a shortcut to the file under the name I saved it to.
BUT THERE'S NO FILE! FUCK YOU WORD!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:39, archived)
# "KILL BILL"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:45, archived)
# sounds like it might be retriveable maybe?
with the assistance of a computerly minded type?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)
# It deleted the autosave backup because I saved it.
Then decided not to write the file.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:50, archived)
# oh
you're fucked :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# I BLED over that passage.
I need to break something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# This program can often find files that have been deleted
www.piriform.com/recuva

We recovered a load of deleted photos frpom a duff memory stick using that.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Jun 2010, 0:17, archived)
# 1: download a linux live cd, any distribution will do so pick ubuntu which everyone knows
2: tell it to mount the windows drive if it hasn't done so automatically. it should have done. if it didn't, download a distribution that doesn't suck so much shit, unless you know how to mount drives yourself. (it'd be something like "mount -t ntfs /dev/sda1 /media/windows" or something like that. don't go onto the distribution's help forums to ask for help because you'll only be condescended to by neck-bearded losers)

3: go and open the word file using the utter-shit openoffice or koffice or whatever piece of badly-coded bloated wank is on your linux distribution

4: if it doesn't open it's dead and gone

5: if it does open, save it again. you'll lose a ton of formatting because openoffice, koffice and the ilk are shit. but you'll keep the text.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# The file isn't corrupt, the file isn't there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# LET IT ALL OUT.....:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:03, archived)
# yeah i saw your reply after typing all this
that seriously sucks

there might be a temporary file dumped somewhere perhaps? word always used to do that. either in a temp directory (one of the ten or so that windows now uses) or as a hidden file in the original directory?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:03, archived)
# I'm currently searching for .wbk files and then I'll try .asd, and then .tmp
after that I'm out of ideas
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# It just found an autosave of Document1... that was the default name of the file before I saved it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# so....
...yey?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:19, archived)
# My guess is
yes he's found it, but now he's re-read it and it's not as good at he thought it was.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:31, archived)
# .asd is corrupt, trying to fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Got it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:52, archived)
# \o/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHdrwIffcWw&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:56, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Cool
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 0:55, archived)
# I have this feeling there's a temp version hidden away on your system somewhere.
I think it's worth searching your entire system for "temp". Make sure you include system files and obviously all subfolders.
Take a look at the results locations. Anything relating to user data or application data which was created or modified very recently is worth looking at.

Yeah in fact it's probably quicker searching for all files created in the last few hours. Again, don't forget to include system files.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Your comment about forums.
Isn't that the fucking truth. I only use them when absolutely all else fails.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# CHECK YOUR CMYK SETTINGS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 0:30, archived)
# Many monitors claim to be true sRGB.
Yours is clearly NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 0:54, archived)
# .txt
don't trust anything else

I know it's too late now, but next time
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Word has a cache of autosaves doesn't it?
edit: oh, I see. lol.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# noob
save as you go along - dont blame your own fucktardidness
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 2:48, archived)
# Oh, that's right. Word not writing the file after I click save, type in a file name and watch the little progress bar complete is my fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 2:57, archived)
# ...if Mu was a "noob"...
d'ya think that there'd be so much help offered, and so patiently and kindly done?

Sounds like SOME^one has a rather large branch up their ass.
(AnntichristSCoulter, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 3:35, archived)
# not very inspiring were they?
"c'mon Brazil" lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:35, archived)
# You're spot on :(
have a wanky Heskey
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:35, archived)
# LOL FOOTBALL
I'm thinking next match Eng-ger-land will lose to the Former Soviet Republic of Bulimia and we can stop all this, right?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:37, archived)
# this
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)
# oh thank fuck for that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)
[challenge entry] just because :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:00, archived)
# That's ducky.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# a duck in a wig
that's very big
who's blowing a horn
that sounds forlorne
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:02, archived)
# :D
That's his own hair-he dyed it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Rich in vitamin duck
TO THE MAX
(7 hours left to save Earth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:02, archived)
# it sounds just like this
translate.google.com/#en|pl|bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
ahh fuck it, link no worky

(click the play icon)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# oh how lovely
i particularly like the way the stadium looks like a tyre in celebration of all that historical necklacing stuff
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:13, archived)
# THis is
Quackers!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:13, archived)
# mmmmmm, oatsy!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
# quakeroats
I think
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:22, archived)
# or not
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)
# noatsy
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:22, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:18, archived)
# i will send you
The bill
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
# 'onque!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)
# heh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)
# This is quite lovely
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:41, archived)
#
(7 hours left to save Earth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
# you gonna be on the big night in
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# unrepentant genius
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:56, archived)
# thank you!
x
(7 hours left to save Earth, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:17, archived)
# (where's my magenta?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:58, archived)
# I have one minute til I can close the office.
Those late check ins can go fick themselves.


OK now I can go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:00, archived)
# b3ta.com/yourpersonalblog
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:00, archived)
# I was waiting for this report.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# upto the minute news
24/7
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 4:14, archived)
# he looks like the spitting image puppet he never had
he's got an amazing face
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Prodigy69 was right :(

Now with added Heskey playing with his cock... like he did all game long tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# aw, they've had their IQs printed on their shirts
nice touch

edit: Wayne forgot to cross out the 1 on his
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
# His is in binary
he's smarter than you think!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:43, archived)
# tactics
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
# mmm...
lime and mandarin, best of all the flavours.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 23:45, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:43, archived)
# hahahha:D
(herman:D, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
# more draws than Billy the Kid


did you see Rooney at the camera?..
"It's nice to see the English fans booing us"

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Now there's a newspaper headline if ever I heard one.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
# ^this :D
(herman:D, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# newspapers making their own SCANDALS
they build up hopes, causing the fans to have immense delusions of grandeur.

England play to their potential.

Fans are terribly disappointed and boo the players off.

Rooney says something about it.

Papers make a big deal.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:42, archived)
# England play to their potential.
HAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHA

it's funny cos it's true :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:43, archived)
# God save our Robert Green...

Long live our Robert Green...
God save Rob Green..

Scotland uproarious..
Yer Goalkeeper's notorious..
England's not victorious
God save Rob Green....

/Real Radio football phone in
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
I love that show. Full of fucking bampots.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)
# Bougherra was fucking awesome
Don't blame it on Lampard
Don't blame it on Gerrard
Don't blame it Rooney
Blame it on the Boogie
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)
# It'd be really nice if there were some midfielders who stuck to their position at some point.
All 4 of them were running forward miles away from whoever wanted to pass to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# He's never right.
That bitter little cunt does not even have to be the unemployable half-wit he is to know that England are shit at football. It's common knowledge.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Looks real enough.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCKING shit ENGLAND :(
www.itv.com/entertainment/jamescordensworldcuplive/backthebeard/
(herman:D, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:31, archived)
# that's why I support Brazil
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)
# Grim isn't it?
We have the footballing giants of Slovenia next

God forbid we get through to the next round
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Look where you're going little bean king! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Holes present a very real danger. Fortunately this only applies if the hole in question is large enough to fall down.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:38, archived)
# They don't need to be deep to trip in.
Scraped knees, the needless epidemic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# there once was a problem so big
made by holes in some roads not digged
caused falling with ease
and scraping your knees
thus stopping you dancing a jig
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# !
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:10, archived)
# kneedless
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:05, archived)
# shlooooop!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:44, archived)
# as long as he aint santa claus
he should be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:41, archived)
# round peg square hole
a kingly bean did come to know
while walking his lair
he fell in a square
where the fuck did he go?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# haaa!
Nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:26, archived)
# there once was a massive bean king
for whom spelunkin' was his thing
then on tile floor
he was not anymore
as a hole had taken him in
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:56, archived)
# see messages :P
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# yup ;)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# should be a giggle.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# ya :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
# He wore a frown
as he fell down
the clumsy king had lost his crown
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:30, archived)
# into a hole his body did flow
his body now shaped through hole he did go
but saved he was from smooshing below
as one family stored their trampoline on their bungalow.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# he bounced into the air
and flipped instead
the poor heir got stuck on his head
suddenly he became aware
his bean had turned into a square
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:38, archived)
# so debonaire
but au contraire
he's lost some flare
his bottom is bare
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# RE: http://b3ta.com/board/10096305
I am seeing that a lot too. I think b3tards is under a load
I will often see animated GIFs with parts of the final frames missing :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
# What can we do?... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:43, archived)
# I don't know. It has me a bit grumpy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
# I'm doing my best to control my anger.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
# No!
no! look out you silly....crash!
: D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)
# ;DD
(herman:D, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Hehe
I'm loving the picture and the poetry.

My favourite ever poem was by someone on here, but I've forgotten most of it.

I remember "these are my ducks, the feathery fucks" and "and my deer is nailed to a tree" or something similar. Anyone else remember it?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:36, archived)
# I think I was on this planet that day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:41, archived)
# that's very ogden nash :D
the man of

candy
is dandy
but liquor
is quicker

and

behold the duck
it does not cluck
a cluck it lacks
it quacks

fame
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:42, archived)
# lovely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 21:46, archived)
# I like this
it reminds me of Dizzy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Long live the beanking!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 19 Jun 2010, 3:04, archived)

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