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[challenge entry] Apocolypse Then
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:06, archived)
# :D
yay
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry....
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Fucking light-speed, dude.
*agog*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)
# woo, and

dang, seconds too slow
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Christ!
He has a little penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:14, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:20, archived)
# and in this weeks top ten
it's straight to number one for Faceburger the tit master
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:59, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: MOVIE & TV PREQUELS


These week's challenging challenge is invent the movie & TV prequels to famous films: The Dambuilders, Reservoir Puppies, Indiana Jones & The Second Last Crusade, etc. Mental.

Challenge suggested by The Great Architect and voted for by you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Movie Posters!
This could be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:52, archived)
# No, it was supposed to be lizards :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:53, archived)
# One day we'll be able to colour in the lizard, Toucan :(
Cryptic euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:59, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:55, archived)
# The Men Who Stare at Kids could prove distasteful...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:56, archived)
# I MADE A PICTURE WITH THAT LEG IN, LOOK
LOOK
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:58, archived)
# This wins everything*.
* except the strictly adhered-to compo rules

8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:03, archived)
# evening sonny jim
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Toast!
I've been drinking.
But in a good way..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Yay! me too!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:17, archived)
# *grapples HappyToast & ruffles his hair*
Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:31, archived)
# It's not competitioned.
I think it was made for that clone tool competition ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Let's not take anything away from the fact that your image is brilliant.
Because it is.
And I clicked it.
If we were friends, you could check my history to categorically prove my devotion to this picture.

*baits hook*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Dawww we're friends now captain
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:22, archived)
# Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:42, archived)
# woot!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Thank you, Fraser :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:10, archived)
# this is happening to my eyes :(
found out today i'm losing my eyesight rapidly. i'll probably be blind in my left eye within 12 months. there's a good chance my right eye can be operated on successfully, but the left one is fucked. i'm a bit pissed off, to say the least.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Sorry to hear that
Life can be a proper twat sometimes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:51, archived)
# :( very sorry to hear that. Still, with the current rate of medical progress maybe in a few years you'll be able to get a robot left eye that shoots lazers and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:52, archived)
# Borg Monkey!
"Resistance really IS futile. You WILL be ravished."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:56, archived)
# I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:56, archived)
# *resists*
*resists*
*resists*
laSers!!!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Actually it's LAZORS
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:09, archived)
# nope
Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:10, archived)
# It's allowed to be spelled 'lazers' as long as it's preceeded by the word 'fricking'
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:14, archived)
# nope
LAZORS.
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/11/lazors-charged-fire-at-will/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)
# Lazer-Armed Zapping Evil Robots
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Good luck with the right one.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:52, archived)
# thanks
oh well, i can at least opt for the pirate look
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Well this is b3ta; take up wearing a monocle!
and a false 'tash too!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:05, archived)
# good idea!
*bins the immac*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:06, archived)
# Ooh
that's a bag of shit.

eer...as in, I believe you, I just mean it's a load of crap.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:52, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:02, archived)
# What do they say it is?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:53, archived)
# it's mostly cataracts
which is why the right one may well be fixable, but i've had loads of nerve damage to my eyes due to birth defects. there isn't really a name for it, it had never been seen before i was born.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:55, archived)
# I spent 2 months in India in 1984 at a mobile eye hospital
They did about 150 operations a day.
The technique has improved considerably since then; lens replacements etc. are commonplace. What is more worrying is what I presume is optic neuritis? It is often bilateral...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:58, archived)
# i really don't know
i was in and out of moorfields for 15 years, they did the best they could. i just know the left one can't be helped.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Awwww :(
What's the condition called?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:53, archived)
# fuckedness, as far as i can tell
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:04, archived)
# How horrible for you
Will you have extremely bad vision or just total dark?

Will you be required to do drugs to sort it?

EDIT Reading...sec
(no, it isn't ilovehorses)
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:55, archived)
# i don't think drugs will work
the left eye has been getting worse over the last few years, but the right eye has been picking up the slack, so i never noticed just how bad it was. i'm not sure if i will be able to see light, i guess i'll just have to wait and see.
or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Reading in the wiki...
mainly some poetic nonsense about the origin of the word, how useful.

That type of surgery on the eye looks so scary (been considering lasic myself but a vid of the process put me off it).
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:05, archived)
# i had 5 eye surgeries
from the age of 6, most of them experimental. surgery doesn't bother me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Insist on a camera eye, William Gibson Mona Lisa Overdrive-ish
record that half of your vision, write a book about it - awakenings style, sell to Bollywood and with that shitload of cash from it and the sequels/franchise you can be an international jetsetter. With one eye tho =(
(macroscian (1 like), Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)
# it's got to be worth a try
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:16, archived)
# I know they won't help the actual condition, but you have my sympathies, Milady..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:56, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Crap!
noooooooo. You need your eyes. We need your eyes. Fucking life. And I just started using glasses at 54, and I'm pissed about that.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:57, archived)
# i've had them since i was 15
they make me look like an owl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:08, archived)
# That's a real shit.
doesn't look like Sponge Bob is too happy about it either.
There's hope though.
Give it a few years and it'll wrap round the front of your head like an alice band made of aluminium cans.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:57, archived)
# i want bionic eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:04, archived)
# What!
nOOo! I hope you can keep some sight, I do.
: (
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:08, archived)
# me too
i've already tried walking to the shop with my eyes shut, just to see if i can
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)
# : )
If I had spares I would give them to you.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 30 Jul 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Really sorry to hear that, Smash :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:13, archived)
# that sucks
good luck with the right one.

Having two healthy balls in your face is overrated anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# That's harsh. Made worse that you haven't been given an explanation as to why.
Cataract ops are about as routine as it gets, so there has to be some sort of underlying corneal dystrophic condition or retinopathy that is fouling things up.
It's difficult to be positive, but there are all sorts of things being done to get around various types of blindness and it might just be that you're seeing (sorry) the wrong person.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:28, archived)
# :((
Poor smash, this is major sucky.

big virtual hug type things
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 29 Jul 2010, 18:38, archived)
# If he catches you, he'll give you a Brucey Bonus.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:40, archived)
# hededededededr
good gif
good gif
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Cuddly toy.
EDIT: And this is muchly great.
To atone for my rudeness, I clicked it twice.

Trufax.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Word up homes.
That's an Estate Agency for rappers in the eighties.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:49, archived)
# SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:43, archived)
# boke
^click
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)
# He ain't catching me!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Thereisnofuckingwayhe'scatchingme!
yay
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:45, archived)
# I call upon the power of Elton!

Rid us of this beast!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Great
That's what I'll be running from in my dreams tonight you fuck.
(Darramouss Powered by Monster Munch and hate., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:51, archived)
# My work here
is done.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:52, archived)
# ....When you say Brucey bonus, you mean it'll nasty-sex me don't you :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Yes
Strictly Bum Raping.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Tescoooooo!
(bagpuss_24 bagpuss, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:57, archived)
# I see nothing?
checks source code... still nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:59, archived)
# It was probably something unfunny.
like the guy with no face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:03, archived)
# And people wonder why I don't come round co much these days.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:59, archived)
# too busy chasing wankers out of yr hotel
; D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:07, archived)
# not enough threadwastes to unlurk for?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:08, archived)
# too many hookers to kill?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Too many guests eating all of your fingers?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Too many broken hearts in the world?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Tom Petty threatened you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:19, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:31, archived)
# I don't like 'co' either.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Too many dicks on the dance floor?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:23, archived)
# have you been
wanking into a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:25, archived)
# if he hasn't, i bet he will now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Too much something something something?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:26, archived)
# which people?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:28, archived)
# No we don't.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:33, archived)
# You remind me of the babe
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:34, archived)
# what Babe?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:34, archived)
# the babe with the power
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:35, archived)
# What Power?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:36, archived)
# the power of Voodoo
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Who do?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:40, archived)
# You do
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:42, archived)
# Do what?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Remind me of the babe!
Bah, I remember when you could barely move for Labyrinth in here.
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Needs more Jennifer Connelly.
*makes tiger rowr noise*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:48, archived)
# You had a face transplantation? could that be the reason?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:00, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:02, archived)
# me too
this one, too:
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:03, archived)
# yup and Dita
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:04, archived)
# cor
and kate


hmm, dinner's done. laters all, i shall leave you with the delectable miss nash.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:05, archived)
# guess I'd give it a poke after Aniston
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:19, archived)
# there are not enough hammers in this world
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Are you sure?
The hardware store seemed to have quite a few.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:23, archived)
# they may destroy it
but they'll never destroy the memory
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:26, archived)
# yes dear, that's lovely
now go and play in the ball pit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Bazinga!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=skQGve3XksU
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:02, archived)
# i love this muchly
*clugk*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:09, archived)
# hahaha
brillianty - masterchef time!!
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:24, archived)
# If there's a frottage in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:44, archived)
# You looking for trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Don't Give a Shit


More at www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:42, archived)
# tru fax
I met my wife in a similar way but with a pot noodle in a night club
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:48, archived)
# so
getting a woman involves having a chin resembling dr. zoidberg on the losing end of a fight with a can of hairspray?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Hahaha
top stuff as ever
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:51, archived)
# TERRORCHIN
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:10, archived)
# cutting his lower jaw off was a bit extreme
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:13, archived)
# yeah how is he possibly going to chew those crisps?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:17, archived)
# He don't give a shit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:26, archived)
# SAUSAGES!
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:42, archived)
# yes they are
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:43, archived)
# I'm not eating those
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:56, archived)
# At least they've got proper skins on them
and not just plastic
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:10, archived)
# I apologise in advance ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:39, archived)
# well, it would be
who in their right mind would use gold to make an axe? it's far too soft to be of any real use as either a weapon or a cutting tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:42, archived)
# What I want to know is why the barbarian character was called 'Ax Battler'.
He didn't have an axe. And he didn't fight axes, he fought skeletons.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:46, archived)
# That looks like the silver axe*
The golden one is much better at chopping wood.


*He carried a golden axe in the arcade version, possibly changed to avoid confusion with the golden axe carried by the final boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Rastan Saga ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Its amazing what you can find when you're looking for cheese and biscuits...


Click for bigger (293 kb)
(frannyfrelston ...eyes bigger than belly; belly bigger than arse., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:58, archived)
# but what if
you're not looking for crackers, wholewheat melba toast and red salmon?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Then you're well and truly FUCKED!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:05, archived)
# oh, i do hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:06, archived)
#
should have been the name tag of the girl who served me
(frannyfrelston ...eyes bigger than belly; belly bigger than arse., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:09, archived)
# "hi, i'm Cindy, i'll be your till slut today"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:10, archived)
# "Hi Cindy, could you pack my meat please?"
We should be porn movie writers!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:14, archived)
#
is this the part where the soft jazz kicks in then?
(frannyfrelston ...eyes bigger than belly; belly bigger than arse., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Spot on!
You can be our sound person!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:19, archived)
# i want top billing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:24, archived)
#
i'll fire up the mellotron!!
(frannyfrelston ...eyes bigger than belly; belly bigger than arse., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:27, archived)
# We could call it 'Smash, spanked my monkey!'
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:28, archived)
# yes. yes we could.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Truly, this is Legendarny Smak
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:36, archived)
# fair play that's some good work
I managed to do the 'cock' one in spices in tesco. It's a bit passe so I'm not posting it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Just reminded me
I took this years ago on a crappy 1st gen camera phone.

Photobucket
(Darramouss Powered by Monster Munch and hate., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:06, archived)
# might as well throw in this that I took a while ago

I bet it is Bespoke furniture
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:57, archived)
# ha ha
tops
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:09, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:56, archived)
# "C'mon love, it's only two quid a ride"
(In a Mike Reid style voice of course)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:01, archived)
# ha ha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Quack
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(tyrefire2001 Is it a fast ship?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Christ on a bike!
It's a police state around heres
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:48, archived)
# I'm old enough to get this
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Are you 80?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:29, archived)
# or 90
(herman:D, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:39, archived)
# FFS!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:42, archived)
# That...
...is true genius!

Superb build-up to the punchline, can't be faulted.
(Harry Webshiter Spiggley biggley bog., Thu 29 Jul 2010, 7:06, archived)
# Eve
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:42, archived)
# your animation skills never cease to amaze me
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:04, archived)
#


(I started with this, then decided to improve on it.....................................it sort of tiles)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:12, archived)
# norks, snakes and apples
can't go wrong
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Just know which to fondle, bite and avoid.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:19, archived)
# i dunno
there's some merit in fondling your snake
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:28, archived)
# I'm revoking your tiling licence
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:17, archived)
# :D...I never was too good at that!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:30, archived)
# This is terrific!
I don't know why, but I really like this
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Anime style!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:13, archived)
# v nice :D
(herman:D, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:39, archived)
# If I had a Serpent that big, I would wrap it around her too.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:46, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:18, archived)
# It needs some heavy metal music in the background.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eG7ErEkC6jk
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:38, archived)
# Ah, yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 19:56, archived)
# \0/-thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Stop day dreaming Office Frog!
Office frog
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:11, archived)
# It'll end in tears!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Hiding again?

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Coke & Mentos?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:30, archived)
# That's how you make an IED, isn't it?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:32, archived)
# I thought you coiled some piano wire and stuck it up someone's whoopsie?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:20, archived)
# No silly he meant Explosive not Enema.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:47, archived)
# sorry
Photobucket
(Darramouss Powered by Monster Munch and hate., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Sacrebleu!
How many versions are they?
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Too many
The yank one's pretty good though.
(Darramouss Powered by Monster Munch and hate., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:37, archived)
# True that!
It was a little overboard but some great scripts none-the-less. Think it has 100's of episodes by now... how crazy can one boss be?!
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Yeah
Kind of glad he's leaving after the next season. Hopefully they'll wrap it up then.
(Darramouss Powered by Monster Munch and hate., Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:41, archived)
# the bureau!!?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8d8F6kez1c
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:02, archived)
# leappad?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Erm. It just came to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:43, archived)
# *pretends not to get it*
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Bad punnage alert, see?
Google ben dover and then google tiffany towers.

but not at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:52, archived)
# shhh...
i'm pretending not to get it
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:06, archived)
# I've got a DVD's worth of her being Googled real good.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:34, archived)
# I saw her live on stage in the 80's...
...she was hot stuff back then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:46, archived)
# but but
there's snow on the building but not on the trees or cliff ??
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Er
that's not snow
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Fondant icing?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Indeed.
That's a lot of clockjuice.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:56, archived)
# slush then
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 20:09, archived)
# inspired
(I helped save b3ta! chimp-donk Sink the Rock, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Kind of reminds me of stonebenge !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Cake will appease the savage beast
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:03, archived)
# awwwwwwwwww *covets*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:27, archived)
# lawks
did you animate him?
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 18:04, archived)
# and if that fails..tickles
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Best of all the cakes!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Nom nom nom
The squares hypnotise the kitty... it can't last though
(I helped save b3ta! daddyswank came out the closet on, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Twin Towers
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Two times the time twice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Der, der der, diddl diddl...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Good ol' benny
He did much lady ass grabbing/chasing for someone more into men.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:36, archived)
# never did like benny hill
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:44, archived)
# same here
but there was a great scene in an army skit he did, where he keeps slapping the back of some chaps head :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:47, archived)
# probably bob todd
he beat him up regularly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:48, archived)
# He seemed alright at the time
I just thought that ol' Adrian is his spitting image :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:49, archived)
# he is a bit
i'm just lacking in humour today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:50, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 16:26, archived)
# What a zipper !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 Jul 2010, 15:54, archived)

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