so i was up doing some design work that had a deadline today, i was up until 3.30am
i climbed into bed and at 4.30am my phone beeped with a text message and woke me up, then my alarm went off at 7am. Click for bigger (127 kb) tomorrow i've got to be up at 5am to go to a meeting.
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:08,
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(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:13,
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Busy is as busy does . . . great busyness !
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:13,
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Blimey! That's good.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:19,
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O_o
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 19:46,
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Not enough swearing today, which IS both big AND clever. Hello :)
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:43,
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ha ha ha : D
Why so much pent up anger dear? It's only a shitty TV show
(claptonista,the idiot boy..........,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:46,
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He he. I'm not angry, far from it. It is indeed a happy fluffy day.
I'M NOT FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT!?
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:50,
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There are five of them?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:48,
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Tall cunt, Scottish cunt, Theo Poppaddallopiss cunt, Munter cunt and CAAAAAAN!
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:51,
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^ cunts
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:53,
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Watch you fucking language
there are wimmin and poofs on here.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:56,
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Are they not the same thing?
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:03,
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No.
Yer wimmin have snappers whereas poofs have tube steaks. Unless they are persistant poffs who have it cut and tucked and made into a snapper. Also there is no cure for being a wimmin but I have one for sausage jockeys.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:05,
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Hahahahahaha
That rack would cure even the most devoted Clodplay fan.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:11,
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I've got cures for everything.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:12,
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(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:24,
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Careful - you don't want to make any gays!
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:26,
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(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:25,
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ha ha ha.
At my last bash someone asked for something vegetarian, so I gave him a potato.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet.,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:32,
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I always offer a vegetarian option at my dinner parties
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:17,
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Hammer time!
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:15,
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Mine comes from a more 'elegant' age.....
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:25,
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One portable silver chronomarteau
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:28,
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Kammer time?
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:29,
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It's Russian made....
every hour it plays Red Army Hits such as :Kammer, don't hurt em! (put them in a Siberian Gulag instead) :You can't touch this (it's property of the state) : Let's Get [this 5 year agricultural plan] Started
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:34,
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The big cock is on the 11...the little cock is on the 5.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:39,
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No. Glammer tiem.
(glammerocitystate of the art Luddite,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:40,
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Ace.
Reminds me of PInk Floyd.
(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:18,
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HaaaaHaaaa!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:19,
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pffft
(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:21,
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They're coming!
(cowcatBituminous squeegee,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:25,
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ha ha That'll show em!
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:26,
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(O)__(O)
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:28,
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Those potatoes don't have a chance!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:27,
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(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:28,
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:D
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:28,
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(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:02,
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DAT KAT!
Puts on sunglasses
How about Kat beating whoever snuck in on her with a lamp?
Spock playing a Ukulele and singing a televised campfire song about the joys of cooking Ramen noodles.
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:52,
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Stick with Tomasz Schaffernacker
but draw him at a met office meeting being gang-raped by other weather presenters, most violently by a naked Wendy Hurrell (she might be local London weather only so you'll have to google her) wearing a massive barbed strap-on whilst Carol Kirkwood carves heiroglyphs into his scrote.
Old Bill Giles is looking on, gently stroking a stoat... that's desperately trying to escape out of his japseye.
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:53,
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Can I get some cross-Atlantic interest into this mix?
I'd like Al Roker to be there in some capacity.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:58,
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Sure, Al is over here to promote trans-atlantic meteorogical harmony.
He also has a keen interest in spanking and can be seen in the above scene taking a hard wooden spanking paddle to Tomasz's butt-ocks (as he would say) and genitals.
Wendy is warning him not to catch her beautiful alibaster thighs with his paddle or he'll feel the barbs of her strap on! She's a feisty one that Wendy!
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:02,
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I'm concerned that Al's gastric band may burst.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:06,
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So is he!
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:14,
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Ah man
this is just getting better and better
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:53,
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(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:05,
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Never played it.
Heard great things about Uncharted 2, but I'm not going to pick up a PS3 for one game.
(JollyJack- a stench from the past,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:07,
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I would say it's actually worth it :D
amazing game, still playing multiplayer a year after release, you'd love it, it out Indys Indy by a very great height (and makes Tomb Raiser look like a joke) You played Ratchet and Clank? would have thought that was right up your street too.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:11,
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Never played a R&C game either.
Was kinda tempted by the first one, but there are so many sequels, I'm kinda put off by the mass-produced vibe....
(JollyJack- a stench from the past,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:14,
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the first Ratchet and Clank was excellent (back on the PS2)
I've not played anything after that (mainly because it was a friends PS2 I was playing on) /cheapskates
(Canazzais mostly listening to Yes,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:21,
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bar a crappy multiplayer on PS2 it's got better and better with every game
the scripting and comic timing is at times stunning, very English dry and sarcastic wit at times.
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:21,
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I looooove R&C
It was the first game I played on the PS3 (it was a birthday present), and I've now graduated to the latest R&C, all the Lego games, and Bioshocks 1&2. I tried to play Drake's Fortune, but am rubbish at aiming so died all the time.
(The Empressit seems you CAN polish a turd!,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:34,
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OMG...shocking!
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:06,
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A superhero with only one limb.
(which limb is open to interpretation)
(Buttersand his titanium codsocket,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:12,
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A lady with a clipboard attempting to monitor a production line
but overwhelmed by the over-amorous autonomous Furbies coming out.
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:28,
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It's an Octopus that thinks its a Hermit Crab that couldn't find a shell for a home
(HappyToastGroat froth,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:52,
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I like that.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:53,
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(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:45,
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WHEN I KIILED YA BROTHER?
I TALKED... JUST... LIKE THIIIIIISSS!
When my parents first got a video player we only had honey I shrunk the kids, spaceballs, roger rabbit and a video about monster trucks. I still know almost all the lines to all four of these videos.
(yanmania...last shagged your mum on,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:14,
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All millionaires are annoying.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:42,
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No
not all.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:48,
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Annoyingly rich!
(yanmania...last shagged your mum on,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:15,
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Oh, Duncan!
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:44,
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Ok initially I thought his crotch was supposed to be on fire
It's turning into a confusing day.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:51,
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and for that reason, I'm out
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:11,
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and furthermore, fuck you windows seven, where is the big spray paint?
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:11,
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DO I HAVE TO MAKE A CUSTOM BRUSH OR CAN YOU EVEN DO THAT
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:12,
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hahahahaha
next they'll remove the ability to make the pen round or square, mwahahahahaha
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:40,
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for kids
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:13,
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what the fuck are you talking about?
(4Qjust lurking,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:15,
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Shiiiiiit man
(BloopFri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:16,
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something about ricky gervais I think
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:18,
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My dog just bit me because of this post.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:18,
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(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:21,
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(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:20,
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Bloody hell man!
YES I have seen the film "The Hudsucker Proxy" ONCE, when it was released SIXTEEN BLOODY YEARS AGO!
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:40,
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I didn't get it the first time, either.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:17,
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what the hell man what the hell
(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:19,
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Shiiiiiit man
Breakdown: There is a film called the Hudsucker Proxy by the Coehn Brothers. In which the main character invents the Hula Hoop. The first post of this picture is a copy of the design of the Hula Hoop which he touts around to the everyone with the strap line of "you know, for kids". After a meteoric rise to the top and even quicker fall back down again he then invents the Frisbee, and uses the same design to explain to the viewer he new idea with the same explanation of "you know....for kids", hence me reposting someone else's picture.
There's an irony in here somewhere about the main character's genius not being understood, people pretending to understand and my post not being understood either.
Now that the comedy has been sufficiently snuffed out, I'll move on.
(The only Daveis pushing things forward,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:28,
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(Rapitinuiget in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:32,
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Not forgetting the mezzanine.
(The only Daveis pushing things forward,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:40,
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I think most people get the hula hoop/ frisbee presentation aspect
But wouldn't the joke have made more sense if it was the same person posting it, like in the film? Edit: or at least link to the same "presentation" (image)