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I SPAN THE GENRES
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:29,
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I like this
because I like Betty Boo a lot
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:30,
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I have one of her albums
on tape!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:35,
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I read a marvellous interview of a 10yo boy they'd given an original Sony cassette walkman to see what he thought.
One of the comments was about the cassette type setting "Obviously I thought the 'metal' setting was genre-specific ... " hahahaha bless.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:39,
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Okay, but are you going to click my idea?
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:41,
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Yeah I did.
Don't you racist me you racist racister.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:42,
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Your mum's cunt.
Is a gay dick.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:43,
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Best of all the Coldplay albums.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:44,
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Hahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:45,
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Heh heh
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:56,
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Hee hee hee
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:58,
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Are you doing the do?
As I've been told, 'There's nothing left to do.'
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:39,
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I wouldn't say that
You should have more accurately been informed that 'there's nothing you can do.'
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:42,
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I am also in the *hearts* school of thought.
And her Girls Aloud output was very productive hooks-wise.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:50,
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If a little derivative of her earlier work :/
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:54,
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It's her ouvre
and thus part of a larger body of work.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:57,
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I'd like to see more of her body of work
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:09,
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I wish Betty Boo had gone goff.
I'm, er ... I'm just off to the toilet - back in 5, er ... 10 minutes.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:33,
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forgotten all about betty boo.
*fires up spotify*
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:34,
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Yeah that's what I did.
Fired right up a spotify.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:35,
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That's a great picture of Betty skateboarding, here is a vaguely relevant picture I made...
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:44,
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Whilst on the subject of genre benders:
It's me again, yes, how did you guess ... cos last time you were really impressed Now far above the Raven Gate The spreading wings of Blashyrkh wait I'm suitable and MC, I'm inbetween The roaring depths of the Raven scene And I'm bolder, c-c-cold, gettin' colder The oath of frost just sits on the elder Throne! At the same time, I heat up the party From noctambulant grimness I departed For far too long I made mistakes Below the grimly Raven Gate Top of the rank like Pearl and Dean When elder guardians slumber unseen Can't take the heat, get out the kitchen Tis all shall be heard from here ... Boo Mor Tal, ah, Boo Mor Tal just doin' the do And you are through, ah, and there's nothing you can do Boo Mor Tal, ah, and there's ain't no question mark Chilling winds, they cry: Betty's Mighty Raven Dark!sorry
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:23,
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I had/have Magic Pockets for my Amiga
back in the day when games were rock hard (probably through lack of play testing). I never made it past the first jungle levels.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:24,
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I remember those days ... when playing this it just got harder, and harder, and harder
and so did the game
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:30,
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It was also a really slow game
not one of the Bitmap Brothers best attempts
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:38,
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Gods FTW
but only even remotely winnable by playing it nowadays on an emulator and saving the game once every 30 seconds
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:45,
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I was thinking about Gods as well (because I said MPs was a slow game)
There was a joystick that had a slow mode, and I remember Amiga Power making a joke that if you played Gods with the slow mode on, you went back in time. I quite liked Gods, but I had a pirate copy where the crackers had messed with the code so the boss characters instantly died, but this cocked the game up later on.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:53,
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This is a great idea
That is a very underatted album... still stabnds up today As does a part of me everytime I see Ms Clarkson
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:05,
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That was the first ever album I bought for myself (I was 13)
I still have it somewhere
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:22,
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Tarzan No Adjust Well to Mail Order Bride!
Click for bigger (86 kb) Tarzan try to reunite with long lost love Jane, but Tarzan not specific enough with man on phone!
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:07,
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I do have to say that I love your stuff
and it's lamentable to see that Jane didn't come with a bicycle pump:(
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:09,
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You have to blow her before she will blow you.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:10,
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Blow worries
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:28,
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the pump is taped to inside of crate, no worries!
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:10,
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poor Tarzan
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:15,
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not to mention his parents just got divorced!
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:21,
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His arms give me the fear.
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Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon? ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:37,
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Picture make no sense.
But I like picture.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:08,
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what doesn't make sense to you? Tarzan order mail order bride in attempt to reunite with Jane. Tarzan receive mail order bride, but it not Jane he was hoping for. Tarzan upset, Tarzan explain how he know it not the right Jane. Tarzan hope this help you better understand picture.
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:27,
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Transcend this!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:20,
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I want one of these
but the missus can't see the logic in spending over £100 on a frying pan. I think she needs correcting
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:30,
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I've got a le creuset griddle pan
it is a thing of unending joy
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:43,
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i cant stand the noise the lids make when they scrape against the dishes.
this is the only thing standing between me and le creuset
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:49,
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I like the Lodge Logic stuff the Yanks make
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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:52,
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Have you declared today to be
The "Gyles Brandreth Book of Ancient Puns for Kids" day?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:21,
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Nooooooooooooooo!
The paunnage! The punnage! It hurts! Also has anyone been watch Grandpa's House in BBC? I find it painful and can't watch the whole thing at one time but for some reason I find it morbidly adictive.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:24,
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Is that the one where he sticks a cap on and shrinks?
That prog is truely god-awful....
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:26,
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No
It's a strange sitcom co-written and starting Simon Amstell as himself. It's almost The Office painful to watch but and I dispise the characters but I think that is meant to be the point.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:29,
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Grandma's house
its weird
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:33,
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Do you mean the movie or Grandpa's House.
I've come to the conclusion it's a work of genius that I haven't quite fugured out yet. I have all his family and yet I find some really nicely placed jokes in there.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:34,
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Grandma's House?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:31,
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PA!:P
Nichol?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:31,
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How does it compare to Mother Ted?
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:42,
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Not as good as the Papas and Mamas!
no wait
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:52,
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I know what you mean.
I've only seen half an episode. I didn't really like anything about it, but it had some great jokes in it. Such conflict.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:26,
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Seriously watch the catch up!
I'm steadily going down the, 'Very clever' route.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:31,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:27,
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:((
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:43,
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*Gong*
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Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°) ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:06,
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Puntastic
One of my faves.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:22,
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jesus...
ejejsuesjs!!!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:37,
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There was a sign in front of a small office building near my college -
San Jose Dental Center Transcendental Meditation Center I took a picture and sent it to the National Lampoon Photo Funnies but they didn't print it...
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tubaman ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:43,
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:09,
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I see no bridge
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:10,
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0_0
I see bridges!
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:12,
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i see no 6 puppies
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:12,
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Russell Crowe?
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:13,
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Where?
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:13,
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On the stair?
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:14,
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Right!
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Frogbeat ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:14,
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There!
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simbosan is too tired ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:22,
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A thousand pardons - I can't remember who did the original gif with the shark. Credit to him/her anyway.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:23,
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Hahaha have a pearoast
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:58,
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wankdog ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:54,
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you could have just edited your original post
so that my sarcastic comment remained in place. but have a woo! Also - compo it! (EDIT!)
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:56,
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sorry
I missed that one, i assume it was something about me being retarded wasting your time and not making you smile ?
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wankdog ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:03,
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haha
it was just a silly. I'm smiling now. My painkillers are kicking in
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:05,
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The sauce...
such Merkin style sacharin goodness... Deffo needed Johnny for a bit of taste/balance restoration!
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..wil ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:01,
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the mom's head needs to start spinning!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:04,
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It looks very 'shopped to me
I can tell from the pixels... Actually the dog was the real giveaway, humans you can pose n freeze, but with dogs it's pure chance, and if this is actually his family and NOT actors that have been posed, the chances of it being THIS perfect in one shot are practically nil! Esp smiling dogs. I call 'shopped...
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..wil ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:15,
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good grief, that turkey is tiny.
There's no way it's going to feed four americans
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:04,
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Nicely...
you may want to edit it and change it to a challenge post
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:06,
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Oh noes....
...what is Bill Gates family going to does?
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:08,
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Make another billion
in 3-2-1...
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..wil ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:11,
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they are going to throw the dog in the river
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:12,
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What a shining moment.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:40,
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hang the bitch etc...
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:35,
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OMG SHES SO EVIL
IF I MEET HER AM GONNA KILL DAT BITCH AN TORTURE HER BURN HER ALIVE NOT ENUFF TO KILL HER BUT SO DAT BITCH SUFFERS OMG HOW CAN SOMEONE BE SO EVIL
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:48,
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RIP PUPIES 4EVR N AR RTZ UR SLEPIN WD DA ANGELZ NUW
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:25,
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:48,
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That is a thing of beauty.
Also, incidentally, why is that the more important something is, the more people like to sit on it rather than get it done?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:49,
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cor ta!
I reserve it for especially rissy situations
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:52,
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ris is dis
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:52,
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...oh fucking hell :(
I really didn't need to see that. What the fuck is wrong with people?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:53,
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as some pretty ironic graffiti on someone's house near me says
'no respect'
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:57,
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ha ha
Irony win
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:01,
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The Sun will find her and rescue the puppies from harm
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:00,
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I see
Is the dog throwing her in the river? she's quite cute mind
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:55,
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yes (in a pishy 2 min tattieshop-effort-kind-of-a-way)
(like mr chips), Say what you See
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:58,
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Dem poor pupies am wif the angles now
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:52,
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>.<
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:31,
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But if you did, then you would taste fantastic!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:33,
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:D
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:54,
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Hahaha
SPLAT
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:40,
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Throw enough shit...
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:22,
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:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:09,
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haha
I liked this so much I clicked
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:17,
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Hahaha! Nice quote!
In other news some trolling cunt who should know better after 5 years on the board called SSSSS has posted a very NSFW (altho pretty funny) unaltered GIF on Rob's 'Toy's We Had When Young' thread, can someone poke the Mods please? www.b3ta.com/board/10172162
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..wil ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:18,
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It is quite funny though.
But yes. Too much hitler.
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:21,
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Feckin bizarre!
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..wil ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:23,
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it's on the flop too!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:52,
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Damn good aim considering!
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..wil ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:54,
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Office LOL
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:03,
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you want the mods to do something..even though it was posted 11hrs or so ago?
[edit] ahh it's on robs thread..good luck to him
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:25,
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Yes
hence the asking bit up there ^^
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..wil ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:27,
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GET THE GOOD OL' BOYS
WE GOTS US SOME BURNIN' TO DO!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:29,
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If ya like...
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..wil ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:29,
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yeee haaw!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:31,
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...and while we're at it
that Russell Brand said something dodgy on an answer phone.... *rings OFCOM*
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:40,
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Yeh, right nazi cunt me for pointing that out eh?
completely over reacting. Oh wait, no, the other thing, you lot are.
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..wil ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:42,
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Godwin!
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:45,
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^ this
Never lets you down :)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:46,
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Well if that's true it shoulda stopped here:
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..wil ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:46,
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but seriously though
yup, that's a bit rough for Rob lol, just seen it :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:54,
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Generally if you send a note through the Mail Us form on the FP sthng gets done pretty quickly.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:36,
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Cheers!
Helpful! Who woulda thought it...
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..wil ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:53,
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[email protected]
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:53,
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fuck the rules
that just made my day :)
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wankdog ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:06,
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I'm waiting on the playstation move version
I like my kitty throwing in HD
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:32,
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Genius *Clcik*
"It's in the bin" LOL
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:01,
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Excellent Ninj, *click*
You forgot the Bintendo!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:07,
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Hahahaha...
Cheers Q :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:21,
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WOOOOOOO!
Top notch work Ninj!
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batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 15:58,
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Cheers batboy!!
Where's tha bin lad? :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:19,
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Pleasure Dude!
Just came back from Turkey - went on an amazing family holiday! Before that I was in and out of Hospital with the fucking brain tumor. Things have got REALLY fucking bad. Thought I'd be stopped by Turkish customs for all the morphine I was carrying through!
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batboy ...is it beer o'clock yet??! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 19:00,
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Love the EA tagline
Have ein click
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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles ,
Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:02,
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Where do you store your Noddys?
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simbosan is too tired ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:46,
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HEY YOU Get ready get on your feet
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:50,
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Hah, Sandy Toxic!
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simbosan is too tired ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:05,
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:56,
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Puppet hat?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:06,
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that is the best spanger ever.
Nothing will ever top this.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:09,
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Aithankyew :D
On that note - lunch!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:12,
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Toyland!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:08,
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To the Den!
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:36,
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haha squinty eyed hobbit
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:36,
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ha ha ha
It looks like the penultimate illustration in a 19th century pamphlet detailing the dangers (and inevitable consequences) of self abuse: Or the vile sin of Onanism revealed.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:40,
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hahahahaha
fornication with a sock leads to House Elfism
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:41,
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ha ha
The sock element just makes it even more damning! :D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:44,
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Bloody hell that's good that is
*Click* for you Q! :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:41,
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Cheers mate
Been away for a while, I see you've been busy as usual? Congrats on the Albert Chucklestein front page! Great fit.
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:56,
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Cheers sir!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:09,
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fantastic!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:00,
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Nanna Yoda!
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Ninj ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:47,
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haha
Yonana, this is? Yo-na for short?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:54,
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May the....erm....er....thingy...ooh, don't tell me, I know this..is it Michael Aspel?
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:15,
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:31,
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Not only did I nick your joke, I took a dump in your wardrobe.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:49,
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haha, very good
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:56,
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Ha
What a curious man he is
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:58,
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Happy Flammin' candles!
And he sure is
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:59,
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Gracias
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:01,
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Ooh juicy candle facts
Happy b3taday!
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:25,
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Ooh, pretty candles
Happy Day!
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:49,
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happy b3taday :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:56,
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Thanks Geoff, Holly and Prodge :)
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zoldergoose ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:47,
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i always saw him more like this
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:45,
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"Why Officer Dibble..."
mostprobs beendun 46 times this week...
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:19,
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LOL cat in bin
RIP MARY BALE YOU LEGERND
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:20,
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4EVA I OWR HARTZ
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:20,
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that compo post made me giggle like a lunatic :D
Still does...
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:23,
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Hahahahahahaha
I might set up a Facebook page for the Pakistani cricketers.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:28,
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At least she chose the recycle bin?
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:36,
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haha, genius!
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:20,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:26,
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Love it!
Very well done.
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Q4nobody ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:58,
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Brill
: D
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:02,
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HAHAHAHA
I dunno why but I'm laffing my head off here :D
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:20,
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hahaha
I certainly have
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:22,
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The most hated woman in Britain
for having a bizarre sense of humour with cat. The papers would fucking love us :D
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:25,
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They do love us
especially when they've got half a page to fill and need some funny pictures in a hurry
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:27,
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True....Nuts, Loaded, Daily Fail, Mirror, Sun etc etc
thieving cunt-fuckeries :p What I actually meant was as a hate-site; the amount of tasteless jokes etc on this site would make Bernard Manning blush lol...not quite enough to warrent a public hate campaign like the Cat-Witch hunt that went on in Coventry.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:31,
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Nuts actually pay up
the rest are 'thieving cunt-fuckeries'
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:36,
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This is a little worse...
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:28,
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:31,
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^
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:35,
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heh :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:27,
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As floods continue in pakistan....
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psylocyber 'shopping your mom.... ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:58,
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who said that?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:05,
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on the upside..I've not had any annoying calls from call centres lately
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:05,
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Hahaha
Good morning all
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:06,
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goedemorgen
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:15,
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:)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:07,
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if you look on google's satellite view of the area, it looks like a bowl of coco-pops
/hull
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:08,
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mmmmm coco pops
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:17,
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mmmmm coco pop sandwiches
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Victor Meldrew ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:19,
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yeah flood destroyed pakistan completely
flood has destroyed pakistan completely but still these fuckin planes are attacking drone attacks.. cant we raise voice against this super power... we are all responsible for this... bull shit we should learn something from iran
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tami11 ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:15,
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what?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:16,
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It's (an albeit funny) spammer or spambot I can't work out
The new technique is to stuck a few non sequiturs on board or talk to seem to be joining in, then pepper links with....well spammy links fankly. Ala: www.b3ta.com/links/520313
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:22,
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did a mod just nuke their account? :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:31,
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ha ha Blimey!
That was some lightning fast Mod-hammering action right there!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:35,
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Really. What should we learn from Iran?
Stoning women perhaps.
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:17,
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hanging gays in the town square
closed-minded religious theocracy the possibilities are endless!
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:19,
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At last.
Someone making sense on b3ta.
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:21,
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Classic Ned Flanders yesterday
'We need to concentrate on the real problems - monogamous gays & stem cells'
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:25,
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could I learn nuclear physics from Iran?
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:30,
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Yes, of course
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:58,
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NO YOR RITE
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:21,
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on a better note...
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sancelle says something stinks in suburbia ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:20,
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The Merkins caused the floods in Pakistan by bombing the glaciers
So that they can send in the Marines /dons tin-foil hat
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:25,
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..
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:34,
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NO, NO, NO!! I just said "Carry on team..."
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Ninj ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:57,
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oh wow!
I loved Bernard Breslaw "alright Sid?" haha: www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8Bi2cYEU5s
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:00,
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You got a problem with reposts, like?
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:38,
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My take (from way back)
but yours is much bettah!
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tubaman ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 17:51,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:53,
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Woah...
more smugness than you can possibly imagine... 'ning! *relurk*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:54,
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that's smugness in a nutshell
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:55,
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There's a little white thing chasing him
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:55,
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Yeah, I couldn't be bothered to fix it
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:57,
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Woo Bela!!
*Click* :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:57,
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Moning :D
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herman:D ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 8:07,
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Force Neckbreaker :D
Obi-Wan School of Wrestling :)
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 8:41,
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Hahahaha...
Ace as per herman and mornin' sir! :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:13,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:31,
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idiots shouldn't use guns, no matter how sexy they are
haha - just saw the full vid on /links
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:41,
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idiots women shouldn't use guns cars, no matter how sexy they are
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:41,
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kerboing!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:41,
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Lol
"Hell of a round he had, he was on fucking fire"
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:56,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 7:20,
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I want Pie now!
NING Bela!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 7:24,
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what what
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 7:37,
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:D
moning Lugosi's Dad
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herman:D ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 7:55,
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O_O
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 8:23,
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Sorry
but it's a silly time so maybe nobody will notice
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 5:07,
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maybe, but the Trang Bang photo is just one of those very few that pushes buttons, even here
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 5:10,
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I decideded not to reply with
"You wanna be in Trang Bang..." I should go now.
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 5:16,
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COME ON COME ON
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 5:23,
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It's time to play the music... It's time to light the lights...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:45,
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I love the smell of sick fucks in the morning.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:43,
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oh! she survived, I did not know that
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 5:43,
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I have to agree... I have never found this image funny.
Nore the one of Kim Phuc.NI NG B 3T A
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 7:03,
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I thought I did have one based on that photo, involving the Beatles in some way
but maybe I didn't, or I didn't finish it, or it wasn't funny in the first place plenty of other surprises on the hard drive though
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 7:34,
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 7:38,
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fair play though, getting napalmed and then running smack bang into a known paedophile is certainly a bit of a downer
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 5:40,
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Imagine the luck....
...and I bet she stubbed her little toe too.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 7:12,
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shite
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 8:23,
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what colour matching blah blah blah you know the rest
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 9:27,
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Homeopathy at work
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nraphael ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 4:27,
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it's great I can eat all the pizza I want.
woo!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 4:30,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 4:34,
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Fuck oiff Dogs
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TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:34,
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If I drink enough water can I be an aquarius?
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An Egg ,D ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 4:59,
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this is the spawning of the cage and aquarium
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 5:11,
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also I have been enjoying this web place you may enjoy it also
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 5:09,
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O_o
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 8:24,
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Well, at least homeopathy saved the NHS a £100,000 operation
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 8:52,
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no its not like that
:) yeah its true that homeo pathic is a slow process for medication but when its done it clears all the symtoms and sign or any particular disease from which we are suffering .. i also dont like it because its too slow.. but please d0nt say that its useless.. infact its far better than ellopathay cure...because its cheap in use and have 100% results all the time.. but we busy people doesnt have time for the proper medication so we prefare this ellopathy on homeo pathic :) simplewohndesign
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tami11 ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:12,
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retard
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 10:23,
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(note, I diluted my reply to 1000X to make it more witty and accurate)
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patchsticles Me and you, elbow fetish club: ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:02,
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Idiot
You are a moron. Take practically no active ingredient - dilute it with thousands of litres of water - claim the water 'memorises' the active ingredient - then remove all the water to produce a pill. It Doesn't Work
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nraphael ,
Thu 2 Sep 2010, 1:07,
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unfinished business
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 3:38,
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Marty has been hitting the alum just a tad too much !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 3:44,
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as you can see this is not quite done but it took twice as long as I thought with a mouse just to get this far and my hand hurts so that is it
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 3:46,
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Well . . . if it's any consolation . . . his face is killing me !
This is another way to get that effect that also hurts :tinyurl.com/6mdju4
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 3:52,
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GOT ANY PEGS
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 4:18,
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My 'peg' like this
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 1 Sep 2010, 4:34,
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