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# Woman Throws Puppies :(
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(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Is that puppy related to Sweep?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry] i shall enter this in the short poem category of this eisteddfod

(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:51, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Is it just me or has JSW just been given a hat?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Oh, oh I see.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:07, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:27, archived)
#

Last one I swear...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Did a mini-lol.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:02, archived)
# *waits for Bourne Floatation*
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:05, archived)
# am i wrong
to be still waiting for the pic to rotate after 20 minutes :(
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:12, archived)
# haguen daas
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Is Myers a good aides or a bad aides?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Lol
* although need more seethroughness
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I tried the gif version but it ended up messing his face up and I couldn't work out how to make it not do that.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:23, archived)
# .png
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/63e645c3826fa9bc7564/bournetrans.png

The joke sort of didn't work then...everything was grey and white :(
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Color table.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Matte Damon?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:22, archived)
# argh!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
# This was the effect I was hoping for ;)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:12, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahah
Took me a while! :(
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
# :((
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
# ok...hands up
Who reached for the numbers on their keyboard?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# That robot did below
v
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Noooooooo, tut as if!
(about 3 or 4 times) :(
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:28, archived)
# ha ha
adobe key commands now make up 28% of my brain functions
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
# pffft!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:30, archived)
# It took me a while too
Knew there was a fourth film coming soon. Can't wait.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Ris
That joke's too opaque
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:49, archived)
# ROBOT


(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Call her Dave
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Dave's not here.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
# gjm!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# gjsd
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Yoda!!!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Own?
:)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Pwned!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:19, archived)
# I did check first, honest
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Omg! That's like, well geeky!
My bad then sorry :D
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# 'It was popular among Counter-Strike gamers before spreading through the more general Internet world.'
Actually it orginated from World of Warcraft where there was a typo owned/pwned.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:42, archived)
# o_O
Yeah I knew all that!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Except that pwned was in use years before world of warcraft came out...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 21:01, archived)
# i like this
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Are you pronouncing master in a Liverpudlian way
or pasta like a ponce?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Just...
¤salutes¤
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Please help me name my new mannequin
I call her "bitch" at the moment. She is well over 6ft tall and is about a UK size 6.

She needs a suitable name.

She also needs more silly clothing but I can sort out something good.

A 6ft tall dummy named "bitch"
was assembled with nary a hitch
Poor Sam got a fright
had a bark then a bite
for having to look at such kitsch
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Hee hee
I can see her vag'
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
# A breeze came in and moved the feathers just as I took the picture
I had a feeling she may inflame the passions of certain most B3tards.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Greedo Goatpiss.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
He shot first
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
# *steals*: Mannequin Skywalker.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:48, archived)
# *Ponders*
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:53, archived)
# You can't steal what's mine!!!!!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Margery Ruffle-snatch
should be her name.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
# I think you could be right
My dog went BALLISTIC when he came in from the garden to find her there.
He's still not over it. Half an hour later and he's just outside the door, peeping in and growling.
I fear she is going to be peed on soon.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Call her Latrine then.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Knowing (male) dogs I've owned
at least peeing is the 'better' option.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
# I agree
It's never good to get spunked on by a dog.
unless it's over your face.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Hmm, I came up with a similar surname before reading yours
Clearly we are close to the truth!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:01, archived)
# You speak the truth, sir
Hellooo Waspy!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Swit Swoo!
Call her Manny Quinn medicine woman


(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Oh Dave
Chutters' name is a bit good innit?
If it was a man I might call him Manny but he would have to be circumsized.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Call her Dave
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
# That could feature
I think she's going to end up with a multiple-barrelled name.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Roy Hattersley
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Skinny Bitch?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:53, archived)
# That's her temporary name right now
"Bitch" for short.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
# At well over 6' I'd call her Trannny Suzannah.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Tranny Fanny
The Granny Nanny
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:57, archived)
# Doreen slater
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:55, archived)
# horrible
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorribllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!
you mean?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:01, archived)
# WASPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
yes.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Melanie Hildegaard Crotch-Waffle

(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:59, archived)
# Blimey!
....are we related?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Retarded? Quite possibly

(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Surely . . . you've got to be joking !
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Mannequins need a name
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Surely or Shirley . . . whichever you prefer . . .
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Shirley Ujest
Livia Dahl

Morphine Squench
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Polypropylene Pam?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Hey crazy girl with no nipples, whaddaya doin' here?
/Spaced blog
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# How about the name
"Bitch"?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Margaret Fellows
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Penny Colobus
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Tammy Cooper
as she already has the hat fez.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Lady Diana Spencer
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:54, archived)
# mum
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] No balls
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Pakistan Sports Radio
....and now, tommorrows results
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:39, archived)
[challenge entry] *hums*
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:24, archived)
# I don't know why as I know Meme is pronounced "Meem"
but I can't help but read it as "Me-Me" perhaps that's just Me-me?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Photoshopped me-me's
with some badly cropped seamies?

Hmm.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
# It's based on the word "gene"
hence the study of memes is memetics pronounced "mi-met-ix" like genetics
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
# And invented by Richard Dawkins
Every time you say "Me me" baby Jesus cries.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Nope, not just you
I do the same.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:50, archived)
# It's just you-you...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:05, archived)
# *joy*
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:36, archived)
#
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# *comes over all unnecessary*
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:25, archived)
# *hands tissue to all unnecessary*
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:34, archived)
# :D
He/she's used to it by now.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Uber Office LOL
Partition meerkats ahoy!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Oh deer!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:38, archived)
# 10 for the boots !
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Looks like I took another dive.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:36, archived)
# This picture reminds me of the meat cut posters you see in a butchers :os
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Seek help..
..or I fear we'll be reading about you in the news.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Seek help? That's what I come on here for......
*seeks help*
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Go back to lurking *helps*
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# *re-enters lurking pod*
See ya in a bit!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Glad I could help... :)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:50, archived)
# He's expecting rain !
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Knee-deep in pool pee.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Not very gay
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Not Gay
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:50, archived)
# *checks*
nope...still not gay.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Gay
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Not Gay
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Gay
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Oh...ok then
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Hm, b3ta must have some kind of anti-flooding software built in
it took me three tries to post that
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:13, archived)
# it's always had that
you can't post exactly the same thing in quick succession
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Gay
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
# He wears inappropriate baseball caps.
Jonathan King wears inappropriate baseball caps. I rest my case.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:53, archived)
# no man who drinks 14 pints a day can be gay.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:54, archived)
# SCIENCE.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Depends what he's drinking.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:56, archived)
# pfft!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:57, archived)
# ew
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# hehe
this is how rumours start
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:59, archived)
# I had nothing to do with starting the Marc Almond rumour!
how dare you imply!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:01, archived)
# is marc almond gay?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I've no idea...
I know nothing about nothing -.-

You ain't seen me, roight!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:07, archived)
# £10 says he's involved in some asphyxi-wank situation by the end of the year
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Oh, I really hope so!

(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# i think he'll definitely want to keep a tight leash on his staff from now on to prevent further leaks.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:01, archived)
# What is it with these Tories
and wanting to be throttled and tied up - simply being a Tory is enough for people to want to string them up!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:06, archived)
# It's interesting that
of the main three parties, the Tories have a propensity for sexual misdemeanour directly opposed to their conservative family values, Labour tend to get involved in cash and titles related scandal, directly at odds with their socialist values. At least when a LibDem is tied up and pooed on by a rent boy, it's a pretty liberal thing to be doing.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I'd love to see his christmas list.
"Just leave me the stockings and an orange"
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:09, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:12, archived)
# They're my chords now!
Photobucket

I wanna go home, but I'm stuck here till a Billion O'Clock!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Top shoppery.
:D

*clicks*
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Very nice!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Haha Nice!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Awwww Thanks!
Cheers youse!
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 8:16, archived)
# that reminds me of
Photobucket
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Papa Slasherou??
:-)
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Hehehe just a quick 1
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Ironically
he rather resembles our lord and saviour Dawkins
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Hague: he's not gay, he's just "flamboyant"


(quick and really shit. What the hell is wrong with the paps? I'd have expected some good quality stalking photo's for photoshopping material by now)

Also what's up with Cr3's b3ta uploader? It's taking me upwards of 5 minutes to upload a picture and has done for some weeks now. Is it just me? I have installed some script and tracker blockers this year but I can't see that affecting the time taken to get a picture uploaded.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:32, archived)
# I just used it below.
Working fine here. Hope this helps.
Oh wait, that's a different one.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:39, archived)
# That looks like he might be contravening
the Hague Convention...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:47, archived)
# haha
glad to see a flurry of Haguery this afternoon.

Yeah, the b3ta uploader has been on the fritz for weeks, goes as slow [insert advisor's name] gently depucillating the anus of [insert Tory MP's name]
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:49, archived)
# You Googled gay pics.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Toss a two headed coin !
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
# To *whom*
Christ, don't they teach kids anything these days? ;-)
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:51, archived)
#
this was on an old episode of just a minute, or something. should go:
there was an old poof from khartoum
who took a lesbian up to his room
they sat on his bed, 'til one of them said
'who does what and with what to whom?'
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:44, archived)
# errr...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Subversive toad licking
Toads licks your ass instead.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# This toad is being fucked in the mouth
by the chimp. It is a strangely compelling and horrific video.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# that's not a chimp
it's simon cowell
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:37, archived)
# *resists urge to YouTube*
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:37, archived)
# resistance is futile.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k&feature=related

'ribbit for her pleasure'

The fact that there is a woman surrounded by schoolkids commenting on it yet she remains filming, is superb.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# 'This is frog rape'
The comments are quite something...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:46, archived)
# 'You're my little friend'

(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:57, archived)
# haha! that one tickled me, too.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# I find it quite moving
how a family witnessing an inter species oral rape together seems to help them bond in such a profoundly happy way
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:59, archived)
# they certainly seemed to think they'd had
a good day out, anyway.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
# um... wow!
Compelling.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I don't know what this is
but it made me chortle
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:50, archived)
# What the fuck is it!?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:52, archived)
# I'm sorry
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:17, archived)
# cleaver!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
# ha ha :D
And I bet the selfish bugger won't let anyone else have a go either!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I think he wants his boy to have a go
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
# ahahahaha!
he's strong in the forts, too
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha!
wonderful.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Your destiny is with me Skateboarder
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:25, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:25, archived)
# It's a bit flat colour.
Is it for a shirt?
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# No I just realised I'd struggle to make it work as a photo
so clipped the slide and did a bit of live trace
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# 'tis a fine effect.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Damn those Terrorist Daleks
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Crikey.
You're getting rather good at this 3D business.
:D
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I'm surprised by the power of Blender 3D
Particle System, Hair Particles, Fluid Simulation, Cloth Simulation pretty much everything you need.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:24, archived)
# wow!
I think he needs to get that matter transference array serviced...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:17, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Ripped to shreds.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
[challenge entry] LimRick
Photobucket
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)
# haha
no gay man I know has dress sense that bad
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Yeah but you know what pololiticians are like.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:09, archived)
# they have people to tell them whether they look ok or not.
he has no excuse
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Yes, but they ignore the people.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:53, archived)
# He's really into his work isn't he?
chortle, chortle...
(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:00, archived)

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