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# I wanted to to this yesterday afternoon but I only have MSPaint at work...
and then popped in for a cold one on the way home and didn't get in till late...

Original idea from mike woz ere yesterday.


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 7:07, archived)
# I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU, MISTER BOURNE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 7:17, archived)
# ^this :D
(herman:D, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 7:23, archived)
# It gets better, when someone starts a new thred
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 7:24, archived)
# TREADSTONE HAS BEEN REACTIVATED
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 7:33, archived)
# lol!
ning!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 7:33, archived)
# It's all become clear to me now

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 8:24, archived)
# FUCK CANNOT ASSIMILATE FUCK CANNOT ASSIMILATE FUCK CANNOT ASSIMILATE FUCK CANNOT ASSIMILATE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:06, archived)
# RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:13, archived)
# FLATULENCE IS PURILE
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:17, archived)
# YOUR REJECTION IS SHOWING
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:27, archived)
# WE WILL MAKE YOU SHEENILE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:58, archived)
# ALL YOUR FREEBASE ARE BELONG TO US
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:26, archived)
# *taps on shoulder*
Your coat, I believe?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:28, archived)
# WE ARE B3TA : SURRENDER YOUR VESSEL
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:30, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 7:08, archived)
# ahhhahhahhhahhahh
I gotta say, Bride of Chucky is an excellent movie, and I will probably buy a copy, one day
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 7:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 7:34, archived)
# This is one meme to which I don't know the origin
Who is the guy on the left?
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 8:27, archived)
# freebase
and the bride is Vimod
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:09, archived)
# Macauly's getting a raw deal there

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:10, archived)
# i saw about 15 minutes of The Spawn Of Chucky.
it was so bad i felt like killing myself
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 7:50, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 7:42, archived)
# Peanut butter and jam (Jelly) sandwiches cannot be assimulated!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 8:32, archived)
# haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:44, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Scary Freebase!!

that makes me weep a little

(top giffage though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)
# king of all eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:40, archived)
# GJM
How are you doing? Long time no see awesome pics.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:40, archived)
# lazy summer
playing vid games etc
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:41, archived)
# Good man
console or pc? Im loving Kane and lynch 2 atm.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:43, archived)
# mostly xb0x games
kane and lynch isnt my kind of thing i dunno you shoot guys w/e
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:47, archived)
# yeah ive never been a fan
but this is ok i suppose, achievements also.
What games you been playing?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:54, archived)
#
i played PERSONA 4 which is really gay but a lot of fun and the story is good even though im not into anime at all

and i played planescape: torment, old pc game, that game is good too.

just being a baller but i havent drawn much i want to start drawing more
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:08, archived)
# I like Syndicate
taking over an isometric world with tiny little killer cyborgs just never gets old
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:24, archived)
# I got a copy on a PSP compo of EA MegaDrive games.
It doesn't look as appetising as it was on PC though.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Ha, all my friends like Torment, I've never played it.
It's been sitting in my "to play" pile for years. I understand it has medium threat constructs, a flying skull you shouldn't trust, and hookers.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:34, archived)
# eggs!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:42, archived)
# The big egg is
loyal, loving and heartbroken.

Little egg is naive.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:07, archived)
#
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:09, archived)
#
this drawing takes place in an egg universe where the smaller the egg you are the greater your social standing

every day citizen eggs train their bodies to become small
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:10, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:11, archived)
# GKOAEM
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:14, archived)
# KING SIZED SCRAMBLED EGGS COMING UP!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:36, archived)
#
dont be silly thats his guard
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:51, archived)
# HE IS A CANNIBAL AND HE REALLY LIKES HIS GUARD
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:59, archived)
# The King appears to have a little head?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:25, archived)
# Kings get all kinds of perks.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:42, archived)
# His eggshellency
The King of the yolk folk!

I feel Dizzy
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:47, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:00, archived)
#

I like what you did with the hands
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:10, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:17, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:13, archived)
# ALL HANDS ON DECK!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:35, archived)
# "I suggest we take a break and open all the tins before anyone else notices."
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:18, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:19, archived)
# carnage dance!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:22, archived)
# THAT'S THE WAY IT OUGHT TO BE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:16, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:26, archived)
# Haha
That is brilliant. Poke that rodent. Only the best for fatty.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:32, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:49, archived)
# ARGH!
Hey rat, did you steal my usb modem? I woke up, and it's gone. I've looked everywhere. You bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:50, archived)
# fat cat probably has it now
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:56, archived)
# Arrgh! - a longgggg tail mouse!


Mutants and freaks - oh my!
(captured by a friend from Liverpool who is now living in California.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:21, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I love fatcat more each day
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:10, archived)
# Crazycat is just an alarmist.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:34, archived)
# well, now this is happening
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:22, archived)
# ......FUCK!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:31, archived)
# FUCKFUCKFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:36, archived)
# also:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:13, archived)
# WAHEY!
i like how people don't care about cricket
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:19, archived)
# honestly the most interesting thing that happens is when teams get blown up and shit, no offence
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
yes, i personally condone violence toward the players.....and fans
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:26, archived)
# NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
     ALSO: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAIDSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:17, archived)
# SELL MORE DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:22, archived)
# HALF PRICE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:43, archived)
# do you get AIDS with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:01, archived)
# hep for 1 dick
buy 2 or more and you get aids
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:08, archived)
# JAZZ HANDS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:54, archived)
#
(pantseatflyer, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 3:34, archived)
# hey kid, wanna see a dead body?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 3:44, archived)
# I SEE DEAD SHITRAGS
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:18, archived)
# haha!
Yay! PSF!
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:58, archived)
#
(pantseatflyer, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 3:04, archived)
# This appears to be a close-up of a disabled man.
Well done.
edit: just did a search on your name and you appear to be an hero 'round here, so I looked a little harder...
Still Stephen William Hawking, CH, CBE, FRS, FRSA.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 3:11, archived)
#
(pantseatflyer, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 3:23, archived)
#
It's my birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 3:27, archived)
# sexy
PSF!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 3:26, archived)
#


www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YIN0OGjKAg
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 3:33, archived)
# He hasn't aged well
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:05, archived)
# FUCK MY ROBOT FACE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:30, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:36, archived)
# this isn't as good as your older works
have you had creative burnout?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 3:01, archived)
# I shall never tire of owls
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 3:44, archived)
# I'm waiting for that one at the front to start telling me about rings around Uranus.
or to start playing the xylophone.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 3:56, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAA... FUCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:26, archived)
# THIS CAT BE TRIPPIN' BALLS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:42, archived)
# ballin


How was this animated, if I may ask?
edit: I'm thinking by hand, it's a bit more mental than it first looked.
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:52, archived)
# 100% Blender
All meshes rendered out, alpha'ed using nodes, and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 5:11, archived)
# someone cut his catnip
with meow meow
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:56, archived)
# he's in a box
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 2:11, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhah
www.marriedtothesea.com/081010/golf-trip.gif
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Whoa...speaking of bad trips....
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 4:19, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 2:57, archived)
# still loving this cat
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 3:45, archived)
# BALLTRIPPIN HE BE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 3:03, archived)
# haha
that's so fucked up!!!! I love it!!!!

*duplo like*
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Pleasant nightmares everybody! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:33, archived)
# quo
unquo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Too long thing took too long thing took...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:35, archived)
#
aaah, fuck! the scans off and the words are rasterized...

please ignore the "that's".

Much oblidged
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:43, archived)
# "that's" is fine
But oblidged is not
edit: Nice work, btw
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)
# with the that's it goes 10 syllables then 9 in the next line
should be the same.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:48, archived)
# Oh. Right.
I thought you were concerned about the apostrophe. D'oh!
But anyway, it's still fine - it's to do with the meter, not the exact number of syllables
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:50, archived)
# If a things worth doing
it's worth over complicating untill you eventually get so frustrated you give up.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Good point, well made.
If I was the kind of git who wore clothes with writing on them,
I'd have that on a t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Okay either way, shirley?
Moar frames would make for a smoother ride /read
Clicks btw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:48, archived)
# yes
and more work :P

There's probably some incredibly easy way to do this in after effects but I have photoshop and little patience. :D

Edit: a limerick should run
1. a number of syllables
2. same number as line 1.
3. a shorter ammount than line 1: around 5-7.
4. same as 3.
5. same as 1 + 2

Plus your regimented ammount of tum ti tuming.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:49, archived)
# no no no
For the meter to be correct, the stressed syllables in lines 1,2,5 must match, and the same for lines 3 and 4
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:58, archived)
# my google search in yore has let me down then
I'm sticking with making syllables match though.

When I remember how to count, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:03, archived)
# There was an old man of Tralee
who was stung on the neck by a wasp
when asked "does it hurt"
he replied "no, it doesn't;
I'm so glad it wasn't a hornet!"

/Sullivan Gilbert
SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:09, archived)
# There was an old man with a beard
a funny old man with a beard
he had a big beard
a great big old beard
that amusing old man with a beard

/Clarke
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:09, archived)
# Ahahaha
these made me laugh till I coughed. Better step outside for a cigarette.
Is that John Cooper Clarke?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Mr John Clarke
www.mrjohnclarke.com/poetry-poems-03.shtml
(with audio!)

and my recollection is not what it was, no fucking surprises there
also:
www.abc.net.au/rn/bookshow/stories/2008/2240174.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:20, archived)
# I've bookmarked that.
Still giggling at the man with a beard.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:29, archived)
# you have to have a rough idea of Aussie politics to get some of the more direct satire
www.mrjohnclarke.com/clarkedawe-episodes-13.shtml
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:35, archived)
# Without having the vaguest clue about Aussie politics (I know - narrow interests)
This is still amusing.
It could be any politician anywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:50, archived)
# I guess it was fairly well known that Howard was a lying piece of shit
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 2:15, archived)
# That sounds vaguely familiar.
But it took you reminding me to know the guy's name.
I'm disappointed with my own ignorance.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 2:19, archived)
# arf
nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:46, archived)
# you're hurting me
Also, I thought I told you to **** *** :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)
# nantucket!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:50, archived)
# rles kkn?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:51, archived)
# phon hom ?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
# find cat?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
# find ham?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:54, archived)
# time her?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:55, archived)
# rlst ine?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:55, archived)
# goto bed
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:58, archived)
# >FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:01, archived)
# this is actually the closest one so far
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:05, archived)
# I just assumed it was FUCK OFF
 
as in FUCK THIS I'M OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:11, archived)
# I looked
and saw it was fuck you...

but I've wanked and come back
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:18, archived)
# FUCK ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:22, archived)
# You can't FUCK ASS here.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:22, archived)
# I can with aids
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:24, archived)
# like dildos and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:25, archived)
# It is pitch dark. You are likely to fall into a hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:31, archived)
# dildos with lamps on.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Your old friend, the dildo with a lamp on, is at your feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Kill Rob?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:18, archived)
# SHIT PUS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 3:45, archived)
# My opinion
is in the comment below.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)
# My opinion
is in the comment above.
(I helped save b3ta! Amish Information Systems hates misplaced, commas, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 20:41, archived)
# for people of a certain age....


Like may things, a random expression as uttered by The Cat's Mother was my insanespiration...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:27, archived)
# But it's September
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)
# WHO WILL SAVE TOKYO
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)
# Only Frank Spencer commanding Mothra can save them now!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:42, archived)
#

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Aaargh
Conjured up images I didn't want to see.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:53, archived)
# yeah, that's why it's nsFw.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:23, archived)
# ooooo betty!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:55, archived)
# oooooooo thats nice
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:19, archived)
# ooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:02, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:55, archived)
# I saw this...
..and thought of Britain.

(Chromatically Challenged, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:09, archived)
# you know, at this point, I think I'd actually have prefered a reptilian alien shapeshifting overlord
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Did you have your cock out when you took this picture?
...Or is it not one of those pictures?
(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:14, archived)
#
I thought that was standard procedure?
(Chromatically Challenged, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 7:31, archived)
# christ almighty
he is wretched isn't he
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Don't ... stop ... believing .... NNNNNGHHHAAAAAGHH
cue bulging eyes, slack, drooling mouth and hairline receeding before our very eyes
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Things can only get better...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:21, archived)
# well, they did
substantially

for him.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:44, archived)
# and me
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 6:39, archived)
# So she's finally been revealed...
(Testicles just for you, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Maureen!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:52, archived)
# OMG DAT BICH IZ SO EVILL IM GONNA KIL DAT BITCH 4R DROWNIG PUPIES IN DAT BIN!!!BIN PETZ 4EVA IN R HRTZ
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:55, archived)
# r u stupd or sumfn?
fukin stupid idyot fuk
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:56, archived)
# LOL SHE IS SOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY WEN SHE DRIVES ON TELLY LOL
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)
# STUPID WUMMIN! STOP DRIVING TV SET! DRIVE VEHICULAR METHODOLOGY INSTEAD!!
THIS IS ERROR! TV SET NOT PROVIDE ADEQUATE PREVENETION OF AQUAPLANING OR SUDDEN "SOLAR MASS EJECTION" EVENT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:07, archived)
# DAT WIMMIN MAKZ ME LAUH OWT LOD, LOL
Draper should be pleased, that's my spanner quota for the week exceeded
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Lolz dat wimmin woz well funny
but da way she woz wel outa orda wen she crash dem carz
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:21, archived)
[challenge entry] It wasn't really going anywhere anyway
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:24, archived)
# him got dead before him finish
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:15, archived)
# for happy internets.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:16, archived)
# aaaw :(

he's mean
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:21, archived)
# :>
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:22, archived)
# :#
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:30, archived)
# !!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:40, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# WOAH!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:48, archived)
# SEEDKICK
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:57, archived)
# I like all these :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:04, archived)
# *tries to join in*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 0:19, archived)
# damn
I don't have an answer to that!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Where's the "I like all of these" button?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:41, archived)
# The top one
looks like genitals
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:43, archived)
# quadheaded penis
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# Yours?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# They are Cocks
or Roosters
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:50, archived)
# ? WHY IZ MY PITUR NOT LODING PLZ ????

http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/84237/1283467514/chikans1bea.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# OH FUCK YES
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:54, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:57, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:45, archived)
# TWEET
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:23, archived)
# G'SHPAR
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:25, archived)
# YES.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)
# <:
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:41, archived)
# YAMIYAMA YAMIYAMA
GIMME DA WEAPAN!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)
# They'll nick anything....wazzocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:10, archived)
# ants live in my bedroom wall
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)
# I hope they leave out votive offerings!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:13, archived)
# they do
they've been secretly stealing my earwax and have made a small statue of me, which they worship as a goddess.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Careful... with great power comes great responsibility!
The fate of thousands is in your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:17, archived)
# i just hope they don't spot the dethlac
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:18, archived)
# must....drink....the....Kool aid!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:20, archived)
# must.......make........a cup.........of......tea!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Dethlac is ace
The only thing that kills ants better is a magnifying glass and a sunny day
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Give me back my haaaand!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:13, archived)
# who's laughing now?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Ramming speeeeeed! say the ants in their little ant language
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:24, archived)
# LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Why the little......
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)
# hahaha...can just imagine Attenborough's narrative over this
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)
# ./ \.
[annoying caps]ANT JEDI DEMANDS REMATCH![/annoying caps]
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:34, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:46, archived)
# theiving little pikey bastards
:)
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# I dunno what this was meant to be
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:45, archived)
# o_O
Anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:47, archived)
# please stop flooding the board cheers
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Hey,
I paid good money for this scanner. I'm getting my money's worth
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Post them all in the same thread maybe?
I'll shut up I think
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:51, archived)
# fair do's
couple more I think, the rest are a bit too naff for me to bother posting
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:53, archived)
# I personally couldn't give a rats arse how much you paid for it

please keep them in the same thread..ta
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)
# you would
because I pawned your false leg to pay for it.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:56, archived)
# HAHA YOU'RE NOT FUNNY
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Mmm ... leg porn
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:07, archived)
# a smoking robot
to help armless people smoke without having to use their feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:48, archived)
# when my mouth and throat are all rotted out from cancer I will just have to inject nicotine in my fucking eyeballs
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:03, archived)
# or just stop smoking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:04, archived)
# I SAID NO, NO, NO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:17, archived)
#  
a smoking robot

   !
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:08, archived)
# didn't he have a robot dog called sparko?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Sky scene thing
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:54, archived)
# I like this one
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:55, archived)
# reminds me of raymond briggs' snowman
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:58, archived)
# WEEEEEEE'RE WALKING IN THE AAAAAIIIIIRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:59, archived)
# ^ that and When the wind blows
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Nice
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:26, archived)
# did you find a sketchbook from when you were fourteen?
thanks for sharing!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Pretty much,
well not fourteen, but from my mid to late teens. I found a folder in a box when I was rummaging around in the understairs cupboard (oo-er missus)
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# groovy
I have some boxes of arts from late teens - twenties, should dig em out some time, could be a giggle
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:14, archived)
# probably all angsty paintings of former lovers
and assorted taniwha, that flat was haunted as
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Hmmmm....
A nicotinic robotic canceric....(with complimentary fagburn to the right of it-ic)??
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:02, archived)
# This is an early pastel pic,
Started out as a tree stump and turned into a castle. I don't know why the sun has an outline either

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Ha! Wall-e at his lowest ebb.
(I helped save b3ta! Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:55, archived)
# its a 1962 Trundelbow smoking a Woodbine
ICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:58, archived)
# And this
A garlic bulb stippled with a tech drawing pen thing.

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:41, archived)
# Why am I looking at my penis and testes?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Wail am pat?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:48, archived)
# You could always look at b3ta instead
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:58, archived)
# anything else?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Proper arts
Looking through old papers, and I found this pastel drawing I did years ago. I remember I needed to nip out for half hour or so, and I'd lost focus by then and made a dog's breakfast out of the perspective in the bottom right.

(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:34, archived)
# this is very good
i especially like the smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:37, archived)
# :o
Smash, you're using my tetris block!
I've always said you've got impeccable taste :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:42, archived)
# yes, indeed
also, it looks like picasso's genitals
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Excellent, that's just what I was aiming for.
I'm starting on Braque's balls next, then starting on the Surrealists :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:11, archived)
# I like art

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:37, archived)
# phwoar! check out the ventricles on him!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:40, archived)
# Nobody told me there were new icons
THERE BETTER BE A ROOSTER OR SO HELP ME
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:41, archived)
# no rooster, i'm afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:49, archived)
# I feel sick
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:01, archived)
# do you want me to rub your tummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:06, archived)
# arf
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:41, archived)
# VERY MUCH THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:46, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:30, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Oh wow
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:39, archived)
# I like the slightly wonky perspective
Gives it a sort of charm :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:43, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:55, archived)

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