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# Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:54, archived)
# Hahaha
*likes*

is it because the manager's special?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Ha-ha! Yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:56, archived)
# MorRISons?
I'm guessing at a shortbread shortage?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:08, archived)
# teSCO
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I'll ASda!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:09, archived)
# as long as you don't nETTo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:11, archived)
# I do as LidL as possible
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:14, archived)
# do you drive an Aldi
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:19, archived)
# I used to but dented the bumper when I ran it into a WAL-mart
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:24, archived)
# ok You win
I don't know any other super markets
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:27, archived)
# Well that was a SPARtan attempt!
I was hoping to Co-Op you into more of this! But I suppose you're pennyWISE to back out, so have a NISA day :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:31, archived)
# I don't have time for this silliness I'm at work
*flouce*
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:34, archived)
# hmm someones not a happy shopper!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:22, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:11, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:42, archived)
[challenge entry] My rhymes is heavy like the mind of Chewie..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Yo.
Yo. Yo. Yo. Yo.


Yo. Yo.







Yo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Word.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:39, archived)
# genius
i love this, how about a nick drake one ?
(wankdog, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Vol. II is now available from all good stockists..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Damn, I love Leonard Cohen
I think I'm going to have a Leonard Cohen morning
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm in a somewhat lighter music mood, myself..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Nicely Cap'n!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:48, archived)
# Hail & well met, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:52, archived)
# Chewie was in the Fugees? no way!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Wookies are long-lived & can easily carry a tune..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ok it wasn't exactly a classic
(wankdog, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:03, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?

NING B3TA!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:25, archived)
# Lilly Allen you say
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:39, archived)
# Aargh
Why is it I can never look at these without my eyeballs getting in a knot?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Silly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:43, archived)
# still would
even with the massive feet
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] here's a less "window licker" one, where you can see mrs mills in her true glory
(wankdog, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:31, archived)
# would this not be more fitting with heather mills?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:40, archived)
# mind the piss
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:42, archived)
# great minds
or fools never parted?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:43, archived)
# you made me do this
(wankdog, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:48, archived)
# ^ Finally finished ^
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Heather hadn't quite got the hang of a knees up party.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:42, archived)
# Nan?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:53, archived)
# *fights back tears*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:55, archived)
# you said you were going for a packet of smokes, that was 12 years ago
is there a queue in tesco?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Ach! Wouldn't you know it? I forgot my lighter. Gimme a minute..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:03, archived)
# I'll be right her waiting for you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:09, archived)
# *holds back smirk*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:20, archived)
# FUCK YES
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:53, archived)
# grats!!!!!!
woooo
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:57, archived)
# BRN!

Congrats RRH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:57, archived)
# and a very worthy post at that
congrats
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:58, archived)
# Hurrah!
Needs more RoryRattleHelmet
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:59, archived)
# hahaha... and congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:00, archived)
# thanking ye all above
:)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:02, archived)
# Well done Rory!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:08, archived)
# Well done sir!
This features all kinds of win
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:10, archived)
# Needs more nekkid
Good show and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:13, archived)
# cheers dudes
actually, it needs a fucking quo in the background where that raptor silhouette is.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:15, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:28, archived)
# Woo! Yeah!
*punches air*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:14, archived)
# Good show, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:19, archived)
# FatCat and gratz!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:21, archived)
# and every single one was a belter
apart from number 883 and 5,212 and to be honest 7,836 was a bit iffy.

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
DIE YOU DICK
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:38, archived)
# Have a big Woo
Nice shop as well.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:35, archived)
# thanks guys!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] my head hurts thinking about this one


Click for bigger (93 kb)
(grotpig, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:12, archived)
[challenge entry] ohhh...forgot about this..Metallica for kids
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:53, archived)
# fuck yeah
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Funny
most songs I have of them is them covering Slayer or Morbid Angel or something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:58, archived)
# their fight fire with fire cover was a bit meh
i think metal bands should stay away from covering metallica.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Yep
non-metal bands like Apocalyptica and Hellsongs got that market more than adequately covered
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:26, archived)
# I love the Hellsongs
And Handsome Hank does a mean GnR
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:37, archived)
# *investigates*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:47, archived)
# Always grabbing stuff, that guy..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:13, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 4:59, archived)
# Sir Freebase Of Fuck, led the invasion of the town of Dick.
It was one of the bloodiest battles in history.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 5:16, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 5:50, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 6:27, archived)
# Sir Fatcat Of Fuck, led the invasion of the town of Dick.
It was one of the bloodiest battles in history.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 6:34, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 7:33, archived)
# The 13th Duke of The Smug Bastodians
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:16, archived)
# Sir Smug Bastard Of Fuck, led the invasion of the town of Dick.
It was one of the bloodiest battles in history.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:20, archived)
# Oh yes
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 7:39, archived)
# LOL
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:13, archived)
# i've never seen the source of this "ngngngn" girl.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:52, archived)
# I believe she could be found on flickr somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:56, archived)
# *searches for 'ngngngn girl' on flickr*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:04, archived)
# Her name on here is 'Vibrating Head Girl'
hope this helps
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:27, archived)
# Make sure you have image search set to moderate :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:31, archived)
# I only found it on google by turning safe search of and looking for dwarf fisting
hope it helps
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Which actually appears in the search results
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:46, archived)
# How rare!
i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj178/Nabondius/crap/McDonald20Fisting.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:09, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 7:57, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:36, archived)
# morning
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 8:08, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:26, archived)
# Was this The Beano's first openly gay character?


I discount Walter the Softie, obviously, as he is still in the closet.

From The Beano, Oct 13th, 1990.
(Fanton www.lordlikely.com - TOP HOLE!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:55, archived)
# you want links
over to the right. You dont post things you found on the internet on this bit, Read the faq. taa
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:00, archived)
#
I didn't find it on the internet, though - I scanned it in from my own collection. Yes, I have a collection.

Does that still count? I'M CONFUSED!
(Fanton www.lordlikely.com - TOP HOLE!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Don't be confused, Fanton.
We don't usually post images on this board that aren't our own, or which we haven't tinkered with in some way.
But it happens, sometimes, and it's no great hardship when it does.

Links is probably the best place for images you think the world might be interested in.

Hope this helps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Thank you, Captain!
I did read the FAQ before posting, and didn't consider this a 'cool link', so then read back through the main board for a bit and saw someone post a picture of their cat, and another of a road-sign with the word 'penis' in it, so thought this would belong here. I apologise for forcing my Dick Slurpin upon you all! :D
(Fanton www.lordlikely.com - TOP HOLE!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:17, archived)
# It's a quirk of b3tan etiquette
New threads should only contain creative works as mentioned above. I got away with the Penisarwaun pic (an unedited photo) because it was posted as a reply, not as a new thread. Plus, I'm tolerated as the village idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Ahhhh
I see, I see! I'm sorry everyone! Let us never talk of this again!
(Fanton www.lordlikely.com - TOP HOLE!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:28, archived)
# Now you must do the Dance of Shame
then buy us all croissants and doughnuts.

It's the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:36, archived)
# *awaits doughnuts*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:41, archived)
# How about
I do the Jig of Embarrassment, and give you flapjacks?
(Fanton www.lordlikely.com - TOP HOLE!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:44, archived)
# Highly irregular, but perfectly acceptable.
Flapjacks all round!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:50, archived)
# No no no
Doughnuts all round, flapjacks all rectangular.



(Fanton www.lordlikely.com - TOP HOLE!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:52, archived)
# nevermind tribs, this is how gayshift rolz:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfPg5LjGYz8
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:52, archived)
# BANG ON THE MONEY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:07, archived)
# "i see.......bushbabies"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:00, archived)
# if you think it's not really a links post
just post it in a reply to another thread, thus avoiding the board nazis

:)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Understood!
(Fanton www.lordlikely.com - TOP HOLE!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:31, archived)
# No-one died, so it's all good.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:23, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob1rYlCpOnM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:29, archived)
#
in 1980 - someone died
(resistanceisfutile, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:33, archived)
# 1980 was a tough year..
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:33, archived)
# I died...
of embarrassment.

:)
(Fanton www.lordlikely.com - TOP HOLE!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Photoshop UV light filter
looks like he was

(resistanceisfutile, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:13, archived)
# hahahahahaa, fucking marvellous
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:19, archived)
# It's a CSI moment
"It looks like Fatty..." *puts on sunglasses* "...got Fudged."

YEAHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:22, archived)
# CSI: Beanotown, perhaps?
(Fanton www.lordlikely.com - TOP HOLE!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:30, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:23, archived)
# Hahaha
good invetigating.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Ha-ha!
Aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:25, archived)
# muaha.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:56, archived)
# You really like having a moan don't you.
You're a bit of a moaning minnie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Reminds me of something I saw in The Beano on October 13th 1990..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:06, archived)
# Hmmm....I wonder if, you know, just maybe
the cartoonist did that on purpose?
Stop me if I'm being crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:14, archived)
# lulz
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:19, archived)
# You're being crazy!
Maybe even ker-azy.
(Fanton www.lordlikely.com - TOP HOLE!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:41, archived)
# no reason
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:39, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:42, archived)
# HAHAHAHA, best toap i've ever seen
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:45, archived)
# That's some real attention to detail, Rory.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:52, archived)
# hahahaha
i just clone brushed the leg onto it. the muscle gave it good contour.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:56, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:45, archived)
# I like where this is going
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:51, archived)
# Big swears are the best swears - FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:55, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:59, archived)
# shit yeah, too bad blackhat ain't aboot
:D
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:02, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:59, archived)
# hahaha
I want to see the next episode
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:10, archived)
# Ep2: SEXY TIME
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:18, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:25, archived)
# ha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:31, archived)
# i have a great
'no softies allowed' beano poster. featuring walter the softy. by softy the poster means poofters.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:48, archived)
# also here is a picture of a bear
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:53, archived)
# This is lully.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:00, archived)
# sleeping bags are just, like, burritos for bears
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:08, archived)
# haha
awwwww needs more picnic baskets :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:13, archived)
# that bear be takin the whole fucking picanic
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:19, archived)
# looky :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:21, archived)
# a roryconner joint effort for great success :3
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:34, archived)
# i think he's better at colouring etc than me
looks ok though
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:38, archived)
# looks good
also, a tip. make a new layer in photoshop and set it to 'multiply' and colour on that layer.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:44, archived)
# good idea.
i would have done that but i just did a quick job
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:47, archived)
[challenge entry] not a classic at all, but what the heck....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:50, archived)
# Sweet, sweet memories..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:54, archived)
# hahahahaha
"hey Bungle, you're fhakin' mahff is bleedin' mate"
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:18, archived)
# MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO MUNGO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Thems was some damn fine Garys
yes siree.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:17, archived)
# i like
But heck how many of those did i have back in the day
(Sherbs, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:11, archived)
# A funny shaped bar of soap??!!!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:35, archived)
# FOR FSAKE
This week, b3ta is going to rescue the music industry: what we want you to do is take classic albums and re-design the artwork for an entirely different market. Sell punk albums to classical fans and thrash metal to lovers of happy house, and so on. Hey, presto, new business model.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Not if we can just steal the music...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:04, archived)
# translation:
READ THE COMPO REMIT, NOOB!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:25, archived)
#
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Sat 11 Sep 2010, 13:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:52, archived)
# o no a werewofl
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:39, archived)
[challenge entry] The kids will love this
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:03, archived)
# opening track
Fluffery
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:20, archived)
# disposueble heroes?

i'll just get my coat
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Next Up
Spinal Tap's 'Smell the Glove Puppet'.
(Fanton www.lordlikely.com - TOP HOLE!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:56, archived)
# Argh!
Looks like Hetfield, too!
(metalwarlord, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 3:16, archived)
# NNNnnnnnoooooooo!
Nicko would be furious - everybody knows Sooty is a Maiden fan;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnE_8oeDj88
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:42, archived)
[challenge entry] reposted and repackaged for the Catholic market
(Westude, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:00, archived)
# IL PAPA
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABbuXdjqzbw
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:05, archived)
# papal breakdance
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WX5pBu-wSQ0&feature=related
(Westude, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:24, archived)
# shit yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:29, archived)
#
This week, b3ta is going to rescue the music industry: what we want you to do is take classic albums and re-design the artwork for an entirely different market. Sell punk albums to classical fans and thrash metal to lovers of happy house, and so on. Hey, presto, new business model.


Also repost in new thread -- Where's proj when you need him?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:48, archived)
[challenge entry] owell Crap
(1.618..., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)
# weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(1.618..., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:04, archived)
# ahahaha
but it should be shit shining in also
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] errr...
(wankdog, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:45, archived)
# ahhhahhhhh that's well sexier than the original
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:51, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:24, archived)
# hahahaha
RIP ODB
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:00, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Yep, I like prog rock


(Dread Pirate Roberts, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:45, archived)
# This deserves more love!
All hail bubble-prog! :P
(Poison-System-X, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Handel 8-bit


I love 8bit music.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:36, archived)
# oh yes!
best 8-bit i ever heard www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6E81PQaePw
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# ahhhahhhh brilliant
 
and properly done, too, not some wannabe hipster casiotone shite
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)
# though for gameboy styles I still love this track
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8QLkThdzmA
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:40, archived)
# everything....seems so clear now.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:43, archived)
# Got to love the Scotch Egg
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:52, archived)
# TODAY IS BRING A MEGAPHONE TO KARAOKE DAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:57, archived)
# Where it's at?
I got two Game Boy's and a megaphone
(chrisxr3i eats lightning and craps thunder, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:14, archived)
# bottles and cans and just clap your hands, just clap your hands
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 1:19, archived)
# he's a b3tan as well :)
unless you are him and your doing a shameless bit of self aggrandizement...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:58, archived)
# yeah, a lot of them just sound like midis, i hate them.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:40, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hil1F2T19GY
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:42, archived)
# i hate dragonforce ....
but that's very impressive.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:45, archived)
# yes!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7b2Yl1BAWs
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Moravian1297 Nip, Nap........Shite!, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:34, archived)
# dirt cheap I don't think!
 
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:37, archived)
# Jacqui Smith can fiddle with my expenses anytime.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 9:37, archived)
# IT'S GETTING LOUD IN HERE !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:08, archived)
# I scream, you scream, we all scream
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:14, archived)
# That's The Spit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:17, archived)
# *for icecream*
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Not a bad idea . . . all I've got is sherbet . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)
# aye aye, giz a sniff
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(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:41, archived)
# How about just a whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff
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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:43, archived)
# go on then..
just a cheeky one 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:50, archived)
# OK
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:59, archived)
# How Strangely alluring.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 2:18, archived)
# Munch munch munch
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:20, archived)
# Allergic reaction to tree nuts !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:22, archived)
# It's times like this I appreciate a lack of audio
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:21, archived)
# You're right . . . it is rather silent for crying out loud . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:24, archived)
# First the joy of the images
then the marvel of the replies.

Great to have you on B3ta, Valin.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:34, archived)
# You are moist gracious El Cid !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:42, archived)
# So take off all your ears.
(It is. Getting. So Loud.
I wanna take your ears off.)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Whoa Nelly !
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you (uh uh)
And can't nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Arse. Gob. Arse.


(sorry. i am on a strange computer. have this back in your face. pardon my thread deletion.)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Aha - so you were Manic in disguise... :)
And I still went to school with part of that...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# which bit?
you want I should carve it off for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Something between the fourth and fifth eye from the left...
(which ages me rather...)
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:54, archived)
# I'll say
but at least Nick Griffin will like you, because you arrived soon after the last ice age
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Nah - one of my best friends at the time was from Pakistan
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:08, archived)
# "still went to school"
is a rather strange grammatical construction.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Well, that was weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:51, archived)
# I'd still fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:52, archived)
# OOOhhh
shame on you.
As for the order
No Yes Yes NO Yes
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# I'm not going to say what I said before because you've ruined the moment
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:53, archived)
# middle one looks like Tony Blair
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:04, archived)
# ha ha ha : D
scary splice
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:20, archived)
# *cautiously returns to room, then does rapid U-turn
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Nice neck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Calling Stressed Housewives Everywhere...
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:49, archived)
# *sigh*
This week, b3ta is going to rescue the music industry: what we want you to do is take classic albums and re-design the artwork for an entirely different market. Sell punk albums to classical fans and thrash metal to lovers of happy house, and so on. Hey, presto, new business model.

edit:good attempt though.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:54, archived)
# ^ that or fail to do so
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:58, archived)
# *smashes the place up*
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:59, archived)
# Nice lettering.
Anyone else really feeling the love here tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:05, archived)
# ONLY THE LARGE LETTERLY LOVE MY MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Whilst on the subject of shouty and caps
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:14, archived)
# ah, i do like a bit of adebisi
not in a gay way, you understand ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:23, archived)
# SHIT, MY HAT IS TOO FUCKING SMALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:32, archived)
# And, how the hell did it stay on?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:46, archived)
# we wouldn't be having this problem if everybody jut stuck to the rules, dave
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:08, archived)
# I don't mind so much this time . . .
the hairy hole in the vac bag is a mitigating circumstance
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:09, archived)
# I think you stuck to the remit, dave
you were marketing Cradle of Filth to a new audience, that's the compo, I think it's just been a while since Fiendy's "Girlfriend" put out
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:11, archived)
# ...
www.b3ta.com/board/10182684
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:11, archived)
# i always keep one hand on my love
so yes, yes I am
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Just popped in to check on the cat...
...Did I miss anything? Oh. Oh dear...
(Bonanzo Best Before:, Fri 10 Sep 2010, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] not an album, but a classic 12" nonetheless...
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 9 Sep 2010, 23:32, archived)

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