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(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Hahahahaha good work.
This meme I like.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:39, archived)
# RASTER! RASTER!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:44, archived)
# ^ Racist
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Surely
a scanline effect would have been more apt?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Eggs Benedict anyone?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] LOAP
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Hmmm
He looks strangely familiar - should I recognise him?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Just found her/him on teh Google
Just type 'inbred' :D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Looks like a 3d render to me
a very good one but still a render.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:11, archived)
# is it a Ron Mueck scuplt?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Rusty Slusser
Apparently :D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Robocop melty man!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha
lovely looking chap
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Needs a haircut.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:49, archived)
# look what I got! a lot of fun and easy to use :D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:07, archived)
# I don't know what this is
but I feel I need one.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:08, archived)
# like the Wii but higher def and a lot more precise
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Oh, that looks fun.
I have a PS3 (we call it 'The Baby-sitter', God bless you Little Big Planet... parents of the year, that's us) is it expensive? Are there any decent games that can be used to entertain a 4 year old while I drink and take heroin. God, it's so moorish.

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:16, archived)
# beta testing LBP2 *smugs*

ยฃ42.85 from shopto.net
and www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9xwZO7sTL0
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:22, archived)
# ooh, nice.
I watched a few videos - it does look good... maybe not quite as different to LBP1 for my liking, but I'll still be buying it (November?)

How did you manage that one? What's your first thoughts? Is this the wrong forum for these things?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:25, archived)
# *cough* it's great ;)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Tariq ibn Ziyad was Moorish.
Heroin is moreish.
Are you on drugs or something?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Ummm
RACIST!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# LBP2 is Move enabled
will let you know later when I've tried all the demos.
It's obviously a bit gimmicky, but is equally quite cool in how precise it is, stacking blocks and feeling the gentle bump from the rumble device as they knock together is weirdly ace.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# "feeling the gentle bump from the rumble device as they knock together "
just graped my squildo.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I was really, really, really, really excited about LBP.
Then i bought it and found it really exceedingly dull, and ebayed it shortly after :-(
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:32, archived)
# The Playstation Mauve
Magenta for the middle classes.

Woo!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Looks like the thing Arnie shoved up his hooter in 'Total Recall'.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
mind if I shop that?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha!
If i had been drinking tea, there would have been a tea/monitor incident!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:59, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:04, archived)
# woo
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:19, archived)
# you should have FP'd with this
IMNSHO.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Excellent.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 23:40, archived)
# LOLZ
Oh god yes
(, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 1:29, archived)
# had to cancel my pre order didn't get one :(
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Are they any good Toastie?
:D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Sorry Mr. Teh Ollis.
My mate is looking for anyone anyone with an SPR digital camera in London.

You need to be over 18 a good photographer. Just apply to thte iamvip website.

I know it's spam bet she really need staff atm.


But if you're looking for freelance photography work please go to that site.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:23, archived)
# "I know it's spam"
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I'm pink therefore I'm spam.
Actually he has loads of work, so much that she is screwed froim a lack of staff.

She's a mate. She needs so me holp and she pays really well.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:36, archived)
# the requirement to be over 18
suggests the photography might be candid
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:50, archived)
# nice
just bought me self one of them thar thingys. The definition looks very good! :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Playstation th-Wii
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:58, archived)
# win!
so thats what its for
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:55, archived)
# no value poo for me
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I prefer chunky.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:01, archived)
# This isn't just shit, this is freshly hewn purest beef digestions from a soft grey haired dachshund.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:14, archived)
# yeah, and what of it?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:53, archived)
# there seem to be a great many pope posts today
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:59, archived)
# this one's a
re-pope from ages ago.
it made the front page!

how standards have slipped...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:25, archived)
# ?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:52, archived)
# shazam
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)
# heehee
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Fuck yeah.
Two worthless twats in one box.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:07, archived)
# everytime someone says "popemobile" on the news
in my mind I hear "pimpmobile"
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Did the pope just fart?
The look of desperation on Blaines face as he is slowly intoxicated is clear.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
# aaaah reminds me of an old compo.
So made a new one.

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:43, archived)
# In turn... ^ This reminds me of ¬
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Hello again.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:48, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
love it
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha
reminds me of two compos
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:50, archived)
# pfft :D
good to see the Germans having a get together!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I remember that challenge!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:25, archived)
# BELLAHOUSTON!!....ARE YOU READY TO ROCK!?!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:43, archived)
# luvly
Who's the support band?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:48, archived)
# It's a boys' choir.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Slipknot feat Susan Boyle
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Jesus and Mary Chain?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Play some Quo!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Ace!!
:D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:00, archived)
# ooh ooh, can I get a 99?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:33, archived)
# 2 crucipops please
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:35, archived)
# I'll have a finger of fudge.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Did you head out
and wave a flag at him?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:37, archived)
# naw - my son did though. Head out, that is. No flag waving. Oh no.
Plus - Hiya Bob! Long time etc.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I think the popemobile looks like a perfect candidate for a jolly good egging
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:40, archived)
# followed by a few volleys of loo roll to make a nice crunchy coating
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:42, archived)
# pffft...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:39, archived)
# hoho
reminds me of the Sean Lock 'Mr Whippy having a shit' routine.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:41, archived)
# He's my fave comedian alive today.
I did the flip out of the Ed Fest a few years ago (and me a local, too) and he was the best I saw. I haven't begged for relief from the sore cheeks since Bill Hicks' first visit.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:42, archived)
# hehe
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Where's Griffy with his Mong Pope icecream van
Yes, doesn't it?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:17, archived)
# R0bots Rob0ts RObots
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Why does the second one have an umbrella sticking out of his arse?

EDIT: Woo- - Click
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:30, archived)
# All will bee explained when I finish this film
*hint hint*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:31, archived)
# You are re-making Mary Poppins with Robots?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Yay for the sexy butt-plug
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Awesomeness!
More arsebrellas I say
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Arsebrellas for everyone!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:08, archived)
# He have an umbrella right up him jacksy
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# That's one hell of an umbrella stand!
Woo : D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# That's just what SHE said...!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Butters you need to be shot.
For making us normal folk look like talentless spanners.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Think yourself lucky.
How do you think us talentless spanners now feel?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Wuzzles: Too hot For TV?
absolute aceness
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Naaaaa na na na na na na
Katamari Damacy....
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:35, archived)
# It's got his prince all over it.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:46, archived)
# fab! :D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Superb animation!!!!
*Click*

:D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:46, archived)
# ^ This :D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# funky!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Is it just me?
I'm sure he reminds me of someone
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:28, archived)
# BBC News: 'Asked about the protests,
the Pope told journalists the UK had a "great history of anti-Catholicism"'.

Why, thank you.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# It's true
we abolished it at one point!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Who remembers Grimly Feendish?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Barry Norman
's let himself go a bit.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Has that bat got a Hitler moustache?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Yes.
Smash comic, wasn't it?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:13, archived)
# It was Smash
(the comic, not the potato substitute)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Wow
That's a deep memory
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:41, archived)
# That's Dara O'Briain.
Surely.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 18:27, archived)
# That ring looks oddly familiar...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# If this hasn't been done before...
I'll be fucking amazed.

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:18, archived)
# if that was on the nose
just imagine how cool it would be to ride in the glass bit :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Nah
You'd want the glass bit UNDER the plane
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:27, archived)
# with a machine gun
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:28, archived)
# /topical pearoast
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:29, archived)
# haha
librarylol
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Intestinal Napoleon Complex

Don't sleep on the little guy...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:03, archived)
# To say that takes guts.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:07, archived)
#
ba dum ch
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:08, archived)
# "ba dum ch"?
Maybe you meant "In the Camaaaaaaaaaarge?"
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:17, archived)
# ^ what a shit comment
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Indeed
I'm going to reference it in the appendix
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:12, archived)
# You've got some gall.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:16, archived)
# This thread is hard to digest
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Don't be so bilious
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:21, archived)
# It's alimentary my dear,
Lymph it out or we'll never hear the endoplasmic reticulum of it.

ahem
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:25, archived)
# you've rectum now
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:25, archived)
# Oh don't be so full of bile
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:29, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Oh fuck
it's like some depraved amateur erotic fiction
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:25, archived)
#
Nothin' wrong w/a little intestinal fortitude!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Drink up you wonderful boy, then to the Ratzmobile!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Heheheheh
He looks right cheeky he does! :D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:56, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Teehee
Edit: Her madge is really working up that fart
Edit Edit: Or is in the process of... therefore the woman behind must be the royal sniffer.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:27, archived)
# How much would it cost me
to get my cremated remains blasted to the moon? The russians or the chinese would do it on the cheap don't you think?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:48, archived)
# I don't care about a fancy landing
impact craters have more style.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Oh wow
I love the reply
"Doesn't matter how high you go up, you're still going to hell."
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)
# seeing as the average funeral is £1300.00
I think that's a pretty good deal
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I'm sure it would be possible to get $10k in life insurance
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:10, archived)
# I would do this for Eleventeen hundred pounds.
* Cheque in advance please
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:56, archived)
# *postdates to 2215*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:00, archived)
# :)

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:49, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Ha ha
Is babby Elvis?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:28, archived)
# idoit
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:31, archived)
# youdowhat?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Ha ha : D
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Hmm
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:20, archived)
# WHAT?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:21, archived)
# HOW?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Being honest
The original is just as odd.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Racist!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:26, archived)
# lacist
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Ein Blumenstrauss!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Send out a search party
the new compo must be around here somewhere
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:24, archived)
# you
can't hide the heino
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Did anyone see this on BBC News channel earlier?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RtNUZ9Kcec

(feel free to make a better version)

EDIT: Come on guys, be nice to an old timer
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I see nothing
So it should be a piece of piss
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:04, archived)
# *gives out piece of piss*
Just saw on BBC new the popepraising the UK's Cristian routes?

Did he mean before or after they killed off most of the Pagans etc?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Burn the Heretics! :)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Yeah!
Put a banger up the pope's arse!

/roll reversal for choirboys blog
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Banger == sausage?
He'd probably enjoy that a little too much
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:24, archived)
# chinese rinks ----------------------------->
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:05, archived)
# ZIS VEY TO MEIN SEXDUNGEON
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Yor doin it rong lol
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:05, archived)
# This is the future of b3ta
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Don't say things like that
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# That
*runs and hides in bushes*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Saturday was a good day.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Ooooo
where was that?
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Wembley Stadium.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# That was an awesome gig
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# You were there?
*high fives*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:17, archived)
# I was actually at Old Trafford but it would of been the same show
*high fives across the counties*
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I screamed like a girl, throughout.
Which reminds me - I should probably upload my Exogenesis/U.F.O. video to youtube at some point..
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:27, archived)
# ^ A good shout there
In Manchester the crowd insisted on pelting the drummer and bass player with rubbish during their "UFO solo"
Which is lovely
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:33, archived)
# This makes me sad.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I was a tad embarrassed myself at the time
Fucking louts
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:40, archived)
# I'd have been embarrassed paying to see Muse too.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:43, archived)
# I wuz there too!
When we first arrived (at 4:00, to be sure of getting seats!) I thought that set was an office block. Then I thought about it - as in, what would a modern office block be doing on the hallowed grounds of Old Trafford - and realised I was in for more of a spectacle than I had ever anticipated.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:35, archived)
# was the gig outside a shopping centre?!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:11, archived)
# The stage area was a hangar, a spaceship, an alien & a landscape, among other things..
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:16, archived)
# The door is a jar.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:20, archived)
# The cake is a lie.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I had tickets to see them on Sat
as someone I know couldn't go, but I couldn't be arsed to get to Wembley in the end....Did I miss anything?

I also realised on Sunday morning that I'd had tickets to see Doug Stanhope at the Leicester Square Theatre on Saturday night too and had totally forgotten about it, which was bloody annoying.
I bought the tickets in February and convinced myself it was in October.

/bad at going to see things blog
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I was suppossed to get Stanhope tickets for me and a mate
but forgot.

he hasn't mentioned it so I'll keep schtum
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:58, archived)
# You can have my unused out of date ones if you like
Tell him you kept calling him but he didn't answer and that he now owes you ยฃ25 ;)
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:02, archived)
# a top gig
white lies were good support too
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 21:02, archived)
# No... but I have seen the links page...
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# 10 months and still not noticed that this is the mainboard and not links?
my mistake, you know where links is as you've posted it there too
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# 9 years actually
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:15, archived)
# This is why you're my hero.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Old timer huh?

(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:10, archived)
# OK I'll be nice to an old timer
'hello ACME glue factory? Yes I have stock for super glue!'
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:21, archived)
# What the fuck is wrong with you?
I mean.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:20, archived)
# I hear he's asked to go to Blackpool to see the Illuminti
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Yeeeee Hawwwww : D look at his little hands ! 0_0
in other news
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:57, archived)
# FUCKING HELL! THE POPE IS ON TV INSTEAD OF BARGAIN HUNT!
DO HIS EVILS KNOW NO BOUNDS?!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I suggest a strongly worded letter to Points of View!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# *researches*
No.
Apparently not.
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:01, archived)
# o_O
There's a snake in my boutt!!!
(, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:21, archived)

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