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[challenge entry] It looks hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:37, archived)
# skin-tight silver? with THAT figure?
what WAS she thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:38, archived)
# ££££££££££££££££££££
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:39, archived)
# would
if the price was high enough
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:40, archived)
# 3 quid would do me
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:42, archived)
# 2 beers
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:50, archived)
# ignore me, i've already started drinking
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:44, archived)
# FUCK IT! PUB TIEM!
'BYE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:55, archived)
# so expect more sexual innuendo later
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:56, archived)
# It is about to mount the tower !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:45, archived)
# stop it, you're giving me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Just wait till it chimes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:52, archived)
# ding dong
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:53, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Bring on the gastric band !!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:46, archived)
# oh dear
cybermen let themselves go
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Sat 9 Oct 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Londoff hope and glory!

I'm sure it has bindun to death, but not by me
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:30, archived)
# wax on
whacks off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:33, archived)
# CLAP ON . . . CLAP OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Michael Jackson--Michael Jacksoff
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:47, archived)
# ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
spang

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:52, archived)
# saw this in in a charity shop window and thought of you lot
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:11, archived)
# a perspex towel ring?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:14, archived)
#
*humourous strike-out gag*

see you in another 2 years...

EDIT: Fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! [DTMX] Fishing hook, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:22, archived)
# back massaging device?

(with balls)
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:15, archived)
# so that's what it is
its ribbed for her pleasure.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Bad caulk job on the window ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:19, archived)
# I always wanted one of those salad bowls.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:26, archived)
# I was gonna suggest you compo it....
But they seem to have ended the "Naughty shop" challenge :-(
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:28, archived)
# That coffee has mould growing :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:32, archived)
# It's the new Starbucks Mochafoccashocka.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:34, archived)
# It's Friday Doodle time! Did you all have a good week B3ta? (mine was shite)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Mine was shite too...it deserves dead rainbows and dinosaurs. (where is Mu anyways?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:50, archived)
# hahahahhahaha
amazing, yeah he hasn't been around in ages :CCCCC i miss him.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:22, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:59, archived)
# mine hasn't been too bad
and, as i'm off on the piss later, it's set to get much better.


well, until tomorrow morning
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:52, archived)
# I have a bottle of Sake ready to open so my day is going to be getting better soon
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:07, archived)
# sake?
haven't had that in an age!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Typical week really
But I'm working tonight, you fuckers!
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:54, archived)
# i'll spare a thought for you as i'm downing my vodka
fuck it, no i won't, i'll be too busy eyeing up the talent
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Suck. Hope it's not too busy at [workplace]
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:08, archived)
# going to Arabian Prince tonight
electro bass hip hop FTW.
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:06, archived)
[challenge entry] LEAVE MY CAT ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:09, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Nice lurkage.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:22, archived)
# O-FUCKING-KAY!
*runs like fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Anything that smells like fish is in danger.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:22, archived)
# *runs faster*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Your cat appears to have multiple catatonic disorders . . . it needs feeds !
MEOUCH !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:16, archived)
# It eats two times as much and twice as fast.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Fang goodness !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:30, archived)
# fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuc
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Go ahead...touch it...I dare you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:24, archived)
# it's horrific
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:26, archived)
# There's only one thing worse...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:36, archived)
# FUCK WIDE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:51, archived)
# PLOP
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:19, archived)
# FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:42, archived)
# FFFUUUUUU!!!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:23, archived)
# ...You look fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:25, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:24, archived)
# He's Kray-zee!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:26, archived)
#
Would you like to know maw?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:32, archived)
# i saw the two animations, cool stuff
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Just a test. I forgot you had a website...*GLEEEEEE*...Time to go shopping for material.
I'll try to do another animation this weekend. Then I'll save it for Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:46, archived)
# *You have so much good stuff, I now have to make a connor file. Everyone on Earth should see your stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:05, archived)
# OH FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:42, archived)
# He likes the taste of blood.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Star of the new monster movie . . . Two Nose Smelly !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:47, archived)
# no need to ask how she smells
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:55, archived)
# It's not how . . . but what . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Good Lord!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:58, archived)
# She's coming to smell you away !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Bit nosey isn't she?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:58, archived)
# That . . . ain't even the half of it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Madame reject.
www.advocate.com/uploadedImages/ADVOCATE/EDITORIAL/exclusive_detail/200812/MADAME_LEAD.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:12, archived)
# I can hear the similarities !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:13, archived)
# SMELLS GOODE TO SMEE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:17, archived)
# SNOUT TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:22, archived)
# I GOT SOME HAMS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:24, archived)
# HAMS'M OVER
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:30, archived)
# HAM STIR
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:56, archived)
# HAM SHAKIN'
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 19:05, archived)
# phwoar blimey, guvna
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:23, archived)
# She's ready to stink up the joint !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:28, archived)
# oh my.
very nicely done and rather disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
Truly lolsome - have a [click].
(minimalist ..., Sat 9 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Current Argos catalogue, Page 1615:


"Slashes in water"???????

Someone must have taken the "p"!!!!

They are making these dolls too realistic these days!!!!

(Apologies for the non-shopped nature of this image!)
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Would
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:06, archived)
# What?
Slash in water?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Shop at Argos
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Compo it
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Got myself a cryin', talkin', pissin', walkin' Argos doll
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:21, archived)
# You are Cliff Richard at 70

aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:25, archived)
# No
I am Cliff's complete lack of surprise
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Are you suggesting that, no surely, no but....oh
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:47, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:16, archived)
# With extra mayo & pickles, please!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:20, archived)
# I'll take mine with a side order of bamboo so we can both get full !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Needs a starter.

And a heinously shit play on words.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Good flavour combo, though
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:34, archived)
# hahhahah
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:35, archived)
# No bones about it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Don't leave it to stand for too long or it'll settter
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Yum
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Why is it holding a cock?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:36, archived)
# hahaha
doh, its a finger of the person holding it. :S shh
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:50, archived)
#
So its like an endless cycle of feeding... Baby Panda eats baby hand, human eats baby Panda, Giant Panda eats human, Giant eats Giant Panda and so on.... actually, I don't know whats next.
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Not only, but also.

actual size
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:03, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooo
Pretty !
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:05, archived)
# ^ this
Have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:17, archived)
# I want to see every picture you've ever done.
Please upload them all here.....now.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:13, archived)
# How about just my favourite?

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:28, archived)
# That's cool...(I got you on my list now, so I won't miss any)... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Ceci n'est pas un chien avec une pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Architecture got so very complex in the future . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:14, archived)
# I'm a livin' in a box...I'm a livin' in a Mandel-box.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:22, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:44, archived)
# Whooooooooa
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:00, archived)
# I have absolutley no idea what this is.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Sun 10 Oct 2010, 23:08, archived)
# That is amazing
How, pray tell?
(jammietarts ..., Mon 11 Oct 2010, 22:03, archived)
# End of day doodle.....

Kat decked out as Aya from the cheap and ever-so-slightly-pervy zombie slaying game, Onechanbara.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:38, archived)
# false modesty!
Doodle indeed? its a lovely girl pirate drawing.
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:41, archived)
# I think someone may have broken her back?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)
#
I feel less than adiquate now heres my end of the day doodle.

(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# This wins everything!

B E E R - T I E M !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Ha ha, ace.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:26, archived)
# that's fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:48, archived)
# O_O
You can see her little Elf snatch!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Mmmmmm
Pork ...
(Poison-System-X, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!
PORK!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)
# One of my more subtle lines....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:46, archived)
# Have a porking good weekend sah!
*waves*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:50, archived)
# ever so slightl?
theres a bloody schoolgirl who's made to be all sexyfied. Wrongness.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:43, archived)
# I kinda ignore that one and skip to the legal-aged player characters.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:44, archived)
# wrong. Its made of pixels.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N298fVirdCg
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:50, archived)
# "Puh....Panteeeeez"
XD
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# tits n swords
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:44, archived)
# damn, i wish i could draw!
Photobucket
i also wish i could photoshop
is it still transvestite friday?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# CAN NEVER UNSEE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# made it a bit smaller
less harrowing?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:47, archived)
# I'll give you a tenner for the original.
/faps
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# ten pounds for this fine specimen??
s/he'll love you long time, oh and s/he's new and innocent
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:00, archived)
# aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
D:
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:46, archived)
# I can't decide . . .
Is it material or red paint? or red toxic sludge . . . ?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
# I don't know.....I don't care......
....I just don't want to be around when it finally gives.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:54, archived)
# I say.
That fetching looking whore looks a bit like Jeremy Paxman.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:49, archived)
# I love whoreses.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:48, archived)
# SHOCK & AWE
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:51, archived)
# damn, i wish i could draw!
Would. With Wood!
(Kurashima, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:04, archived)
# I am pleased.
She could have certainly used those swords when the lych explorer and poo demons were trying to... turn her to poo.

EDIT: She does look a little thing in the torso.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:52, archived)
# But she *is* a little thing...?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:07, archived)
# She's a little thing and thin
Great how a typo makes things go in a different direction
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:13, archived)
# :)
Indeed so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Nicely!
I'm not clicking your secret link, as I'm guessing there may be some NSFW-ness going on ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:06, archived)
# perhaps :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:10, archived)
# :)
I'll save it for later...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] seams to be in order

i don't even know.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Chthulhu never forgets
and never forgives
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Yeah, but can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:31, archived)
# you can milk pretty much anything with nipples
as long as it's not rending you limb from limb while its fiendish beak snaps at your frail fleshy torso.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:35, archived)
# * Looks across to the work experience girl

* Tries to erase that thought
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:41, archived)
# HE COMES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:37, archived)
# i'm having to really fight to resist the urge
to give him an incongrously lurid party hat.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Do it, do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:45, archived)
# not worth a new thread
have a pea


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(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:38, archived)
# No reposts are worth a new thread, foo'.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:49, archived)
# I've been making a simplified model of a walled city
so I thought I'd see if I could get any decent renders out of it.

I'm quite pleased with these two, given that I've only used one texture map (for the grass) and one bump map (for the sea) and the rest are single-colour shaders - I added the distant mountains in photoshop.



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Another angle (76 kb)

EDIT: the uploader seems to be broken, give me a minute...

EDIT2: Fixed.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# There's a whole lot of redexing
going on with those links....
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:22, archived)
# darn b3ta uploader, should work now.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Lovely Stuff - thanks for the fix :)
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:49, archived)
# nnng....404
fancied another butchers....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
# fixed!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:28, archived)
# naice....................cool shots:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Why is it aways walls in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I try to do something different
but I always brick it at the last minute
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)
# ha ha brick it
walls ?
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Awesomeness.
Right - further to my last remark on this subject...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:26, archived)
# cheers Mr BHW
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Night night bhw
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Good work.
Hope you don't mind me saying but waves always travel in parallel with the shoreline. Nobody really knows why this is.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:33, archived)
# That second picture is rather lovely.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:09, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I may see whether I can get this made.

Just need to sign up Emma and Hannah and I'm away.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:14, archived)
# ...
why, oh why , is it when I have a cock on my screen someone wanders over to ask me a question....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:16, archived)
# share the cock! come on.
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
# look ^^up^^
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Do you work in Customer services at HMV?
That may be why.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:17, archived)
# the question being...
"is that a cock on your screen?"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Did they like the cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# you're a teacher ?
They ask you questions because thats what your job is ?
Are the questions like " excuse me sir ! can we go home now ?"
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Followed by
"Why is there a picture of my cock on your screen?"
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:33, archived)
# This happens a lot...obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:33, archived)
# my god!
is this phallic dentata?
(nutellajunkie Deal with it.., Sun 10 Oct 2010, 15:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:02, archived)
# yes it was
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:03, archived)
# ^
Christ, what an abortion of a film
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
# ^this
and that helena boney-wotsit can't sing to save her life :(
(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:11, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:13, archived)
# well I liked it
it did make me laugh the people complaining that it had singing in :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:05, archived)
# truth be told I had no idea that it was a musical (yes, I was one of them ignorant ones who had no idea)
the advertising at the time did not mention it and it was only when I saw the movie that I found out it had singing.
/glad it was online and had not paid to see it as its bloody awful but looked nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:07, archived)
# "its bloody awful but looked nice"
sums up pretty much every Tim Burton film I've seen

with the possible exception of Batman
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Cue Tiny Tim
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Never seen it
Just thought it would be funny. I'm sure it's great.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:08, archived)
# me too
there aren't enough musicals these days.

clamity jane wason last week, which i love and i'm not even ghey.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:09, archived)
# haha
i love how he stayed in character and acted pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:06, archived)
# you'd think he had a movie to promote or something
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Where's your heart, man!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# He won't be able to open his door for letters in a couple of days time.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# POTC3 was even worse.............................................I wish I never saw it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] B-Movie
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)
# is it the monster?
or the guy checking out the tower?
*likey*
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# tasty tentacles
or tastacles, if you will
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fucking A
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:58, archived)
# cartoonin'
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:43, archived)
# fun times!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:45, archived)
# So the story is:
The FBI pull his arm off because he wouldn't pay his taxes?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:46, archived)
# greetings tax
everybody pays!
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:52, archived)
#

click for poster-sized (350k)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
# jimmy carr and peter serafinowicz?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha:D
Yes we are :(
(herman:D, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:14, archived)
# This is giving me the fear
EDIT: When will I learn I no longer have to type a space in the message box just to post a subject line?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I'll never learn that
it's a conditioned action
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Sir Wasp Box!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Yes, I've been knighted
or was that I'm benighted...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Dave managing to look like Heseltine.
As if that jumped-up berk will ever have a tenth of Hezza's calibre.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Yes, it's a Hezza haircut all right
But Cameron has neither Tarzan's courage or his convictions, let alone the courage of his convictions.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:33, archived)
# That's more or less what I was thinking - but far more articulately put :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I've always said that if the Tories hadn't been such pussies about Europe
and they'd stuck Heseltine/Clarke up against Blair/Brown after 1997 they'd have had the government back by 2001, and they'd have made a decent hash of it, too. I mean, William Hague? Seriously? Who the fuck would vote for Hague?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:12, archived)
# can you make it go away?
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue449/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:02, archived)
# 1ST LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Fuck off to QOTW
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Hurray! Tools down chaps, the latest news from London has arrived!
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# reddit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Links --->

* Pissed off Bloke
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Yay
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:48, archived)
# That 'hanging things on people' thing
reminds me of a similar thing ata wedding party recently.
There was a clothes peg going round & if you were caught with it on you had to down your drink.
Not messy at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Gyah!
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Smug bug :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 14:59, archived)
# hahahahah !
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:00, archived)
# smugbug!
EDIT: Gosh I'm slow.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Is he wanking Lady Liberty?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 15:24, archived)

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