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[challenge entry] Phoo phoo phoo phoo...

I'm not entirely sure fables count as history but fuggit I done it now

CFB or Do The Robot
*edit* now with history pleasing hat, refresh to see
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
# The response this anim inspires in me is
"Well, yes - obviously."
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# *tips glasses*
Indeed!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:14, archived)
# That's nuts that is
nuts Acorns
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Haha :D
Just checked the small print, and it does count!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:17, archived)
# The Pan Piper of Hamlin Forest?
I dunno, it made me smile... ;)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:21, archived)
# aaw bless....and playing all the greatest hits
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Of Enya!?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:28, archived)
# awwwwwwwww
great animation wil, even the reflection of the squirrels foot ;O.
talented git, i clicked for bigger AND did the robot. (and you still have my graffiti as your tag, i feel honoured)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Aw cheers for participating!
And nice someone appreciates the little details! ;)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Took me a minute to work out what I was lookin at!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:23, archived)
# 944 years ago TODAY, on a hill called Senlac near Hastings...
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Needs more squirrels
*scarpers*
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# *takes aim with longbow*
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Jolly good work!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:12, archived)
# "THIS IS A SPA TOWN!"
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Very nice
I like that *click*
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:14, archived)
# This I love!
This I've *clicked*
As Harold said "Watch him, he'll have someone's eye out"

:D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:14, archived)
# ha ha ha :D
*sproing*
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Dat some WC Rhesus B Bta?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Bloody Sad Day
Things never been the same since.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:21, archived)
# that's wonderful :)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah, the memories
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:05, archived)
# A drunk and an unfit mother.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Oh
I hadn't realised we'd met.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] So I've had some work done. I've bin saving up roit?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)
# So they like crab sticks?
Woo
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:03, archived)
# P69?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Tally Ho Chaps!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:D
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello old bean!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I bet it's only soapbar.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Nicely
*click*
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Tally ho chaps
Flying squirrel?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Oooh!
I don't recognise that flag/ensign. Is it an old one from Ceylon or Burma?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Polly bindun
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha good work!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:27, archived)
# hehe cheers :)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Darn, forgot the subject.


Click for bigger (170 kb)


First compo entry, just wish I could actually do this stuff without such seems.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Good work n00b
try faffing with the levels on the squirrel's head
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)
# now that really is filthy
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Cheers
I will. I did do a little faffing, but I'm the first to admit I'm still learning this stuff.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon all
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# ^ Yay! Popular Jesus is back
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# He loves that squirrel
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# In an inappropriate way *Phones Biblical Esther Rantzen*
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I like that.
That's one fat squirrel right there.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# They looked so happy then, him with his trophy wife and her in his will.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:07, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:34, archived)
# it am fluffeh tiem?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:44, archived)
#
lolz
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 19:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Ol'green eyes (scaled- hey, okay i am rusty)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Ah now you see you may have done a wrong there.
As I'm sure others will be quick to observe.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# looks much better at this size
well done!
next time try edit to save on posts *wink*
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# You're doing it wrong.
tuts
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Threadbump shrinkage!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# For future reference
the link marked "Edit" is your friend

the link marked "Delete" will make people cross
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# But on the plus side he/she is living up to his/her username.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# I did think that
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:29, archived)
#
sorry guys; i am blind drunk and a complete R-tard, also getting distracted by being a substitute teacher for the day
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha
I love the idea of a blind drunk substitute teacher
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# no silly your supposed to do it like this
with a cock and loads of jiz

(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# I just wanted a way of getting this pic on /board that I took recently
without someone calling "wail aa poyd"

(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your squirrel?
*awaits mindwee*
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:11, archived)
# oo-er
easy madam
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Because you're a racist.
I've just read that Fail article about the GMP tweeting (I say "read", I mean "skimmed to the important bits so as to avoid actually reading it"). Ye gods and little fishes:

Call 795 - Report of man not walking a dog in popular dog walking spot
Call 686 man shouts 'you're gorgeous' to woman
Call 266 report of annoying text messages in North Manchester
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I posted it on /links earlier
www.b3ta.com/links/Greater_Manchester_Police_tweeting_every_incident_they_respond_to_over_a_24_hour_period

Now on popular page - go me :)

Our ever-vigilant /links boarders have picked up a good few gems.

Personal fave thus far - call 1079 Woman reports her horse refuses to come back over bridge
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# My Fave was
"Call 605 officers to deliver a death message "

I didn't think they were allowed to say "Fuck off or you're gonna get it sonny" anymore

Call 567 woman reporting somebody putting a video on her youtube site
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# nice stuff
edit : some war was won because umm
Wing_Squirrel_leader_tracy
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Uh-oh.
Only a matter of time before you weighed in ;)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:17, archived)
# this isnt an entry I have to think long and hard about this one
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# "long and hard"
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# perhaps just hard
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Wail a what now?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# hitler skullfucking a half born calf
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Think Banksy would be interested?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Are you the man with the stick?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Ah, yes, of course.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:08, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:49, archived)
# I always thought skullfucking had to be done through the eye socket?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:53, archived)
# that's what it is supposed to be
i knew that drawing and painting degree was a waste of fucking time :DDD
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Was that the reason you decided against taking it, then?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 16:19, archived)
# how dare you :D
it looks like a carravagio
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 17:20, archived)
# good stuff made me larf
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Nice.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:02, archived)
# hahah me rikey!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:02, archived)
# William Henry Squirrel Talbot immortalised stealing Joseph Nicéphore Niépce ideas.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Nicé
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] kiss me harvey squirrel
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Pssst...
Hardy.
:)
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# How do you know his name is Hardy and not Harvey?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Squirrel intuition.
Squintuition.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# That's another fine mess you've got me into.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)
# :)
Officers' Mess?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:50, archived)
# I've lost my mess.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
#
who ever heard of a squirrel called hardy heard of harvey squirrel lol
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Your total lack of punctuation makes my eyes bleed.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Some bloke on Antiques Roadshow brought in a pair of Nelson's spectacles
and I thought, here goes, loadsamoney.
£200 - same price as a new pair.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Yeah - but one of the lenses was broken...
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Shiver me timbers...
I am properly disappointed I missed these 2 when I was on this ship getting married a couple of years ago. Boring but true!!
(, Fri 15 Oct 2010, 10:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Scheiße!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
# TYPEWRITER
NOISES!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:35, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:51, archived)
# That typewriter is noising!
edit: damned mindpissage
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Best.
Sound effect.
Evar!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Wunderbar, mein herr!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# your hair?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:50, archived)
# ^ That's nuts that is
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Arfyay!
He looks so happy in the last frame...
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
# He's got very good typing posture too
arms level, no slouchy wrists, 10/10
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Psst - it's "sheisse"
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:47, archived)
# I thought the 'ß' was used in place of double 's' ?
Is it not?

Edit: oh, you mean the extra 'c'. Fixed, ta!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:50, archived)
# pssst
It's "Scheisse"
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Make your minds up!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Put "Schweinhund" instead
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:02, archived)
# With your curly ss thing there
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Du bist ein Klugscheißer!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Here's the science bit
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Yep
had to go and check meself. You never forget foreign swear words, or how to order a beer. Mine's un sandwich au jambon, garon.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Your mum rang
She told me to tell you to fuck off.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:06, archived)
# \o/ From BEYOND THE GRAVE
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
# No. FROM MY BED.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:28, archived)
# you sleep IN A GRAVE
and you sparkle
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Ha ha mentalist
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Oh, dear.
I'm laughing properly at this. Not just a guffaw or a chuckle, but a proper, sustained laugh.
*mouseclick noises*
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Hey Jude!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhahhhah
 
love the expressions
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Why
is there something about his face in the last frame that's a bit Stephen Fry?
(, Sun 17 Oct 2010, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] yay! clever fellow.
kaz
(, Wed 20 Oct 2010, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:34, archived)
# Greys are bigger than reds.
Just saying.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Racist.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Fuck yeah!

(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:51, archived)
# so awesome !!
wooo !!

*edit, is that a turd bottom right ?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I like this
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Ha ha!
Looks a bit like El Chupacabras to me.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:55, archived)
# HOW CAN THE SUN BE SO HAPPY WITNESSING THIS?
also *click*
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:59, archived)
# So that's how the Reds catch the pox from the Greys
serves them right!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Am I doing it right?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Is that his tory?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:36, archived)
# yes, and he's sticking to it
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:41, archived)
# The thought of Gove being pleasured by anything unnerves me
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Love me tender

It's a well known fact that the king choked to death on squirrel bones.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:22, archived)
# The squirrel probably went into his mouth for shelter & was unable to get back out.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Looks a bit undercooked to me
Certainly not tender
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Always be on the lookout for Reds under the bed
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Da, tovarisch!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Damn those Imperialist Greys and their nutty Capitalism!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:06, archived)
# so is Mr Macartney
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Ace!
Minor TJ Joe Scaramanga is top Daily Mailer of the day :D



The GMP twitter thing is well worth a look FYI.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:13, archived)
# Damn that JS
With his rational thoughts! They'll destroy the daily mail!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I actually think it is a waste of time
and also a little bit wrong.

I for one am tempted to drive to Manchester and make a hoax 999 call.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:37, archived)
# I think they're doing it to prove how many idiots they have to deal with every day.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:38, archived)
# I think it's ace.
Very good illustration of the amount of rubbish that they have to deal with...

call 1079 Woman reports her horse refuses to come back over bridge #gmp24

One of the better uses of the medium of Twitter I've seen actually. Shows up its fragility as well since they are having to rotate between 4 different twitter accounts due to the volume...
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:42, archived)
# I also think it's a good idea, although it also looks like
a ploy to get the government not to cut their budget. Possibly.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Fair play IMHO
It throws a lot of the Daily Fail-esque 'why aren't they just catching the real criminals' kind of opinions into pretty stark context.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 14:36, archived)

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