(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:58,
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Is that Simon Weston?
(QuinniTK421 Isn't at his command post on,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:53,
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pffh :D
(prodigy69broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:54,
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Ooo burny!
Very nice.
I always reckoned Death, although the leader, was the least effective. He always insisted on the hands-on, one-on-one approach to genocide. Fire, however, usually set light to entire buildings while Mortis spread disease. Much greater kill-rate. Suppose Fear could just appear on telly...
(Lord KronosGo Team Pachyderm,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:01,
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Frankie Boyle?
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:10,
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Mrs Vagabond was telling me about a review she read of his new stuff. Not too hot, apparently, BUT
He did describe Twitter as "the electronic version of muttering to yourself."
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:14,
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he also did a bit about how the "rescue grenade" failed
though my favourite bit (branded "completely unacceptable" by the Evenin' Stannit) was his Katie Price material:
"I hear Peter Andre and Jordan are fighting over custody of Harvey - neither of them wants him. Though I've got a theory that Jordan only married Alex Reid the cage fighter because she needed someone strong enough to stop Harvey from fucking her."
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:22,
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What's black and goes bump in the night?
(QuinniTK421 Isn't at his command post on,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:25,
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Hahahahahahahhahaha!
I am totally going to hell for laughing at that but I don't care and I'd do it again.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:27,
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(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:04,
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Please excuse my extravagent thread wasting profligacy its only because I was excited at the prospect of my first EVER REPOAST YEAHHH BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOO Seriously tho, I am suitably chastened and will do no such a thing again.
(xewillis an M$paint purist,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:09,
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Doesn't actually say "Don't repost in a new thread" in the FAQ anyway
it's one of the unwritten rules
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:11,
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yes it does :)
/although granted there is a 'please' before the don't. The FAQ is 'mor'like guidelines' anyway
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:18,
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egads
you're right
the FAQ really is a masterful work
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:24,
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it's a bit like the Bible;
there's meant to be some good in it somewhere, but only the nutters have read it page for page
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:28,
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Do not point out unwritten rules.
It's in the unwritten FAQ.
(glammerocitystate of the art Luddite,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:19,
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I think I got away with it this time
by pointing out a written rule by mistake
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:25,
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Nothing in the unwritten rules about that.
(glammerocitystate of the art Luddite,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:26,
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Should there be?
I mean, if there's nothing about it in the unwritten rules, haven't I broken them?
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:27,
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uh oh
(Rattleheadall time with the gay, forever touching,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:06,
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oh god....
(JecciusSteam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:15,
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How delightfully mental!
(RiffRafflurking like a lurky thing,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:49,
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and then they take the work you have done, try and sell it and then give you a percentage of the money they've got for it
(emveecruor deo cruoris,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:07,
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*buys the company*
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:32,
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Like this:
Do we have any investment capital? OK, do we have any share value? OK smartarse, how are we going to pay the guy who does all the work? Hang on lads, I've just had a brilliant idea...
(joefishIt's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:09,
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Is it not a Beau Street Bastard?
(ERG1008is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:15,
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(Pope Yodais OLD,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:23,
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Hahahahaha
The technological equivalent of "Rat-at-at-at-at!"
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:31,
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The empire sure has the cheek to use those kinds of superweapons.
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:15,
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I think the empire is starting to crack
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:23,
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Soon, they will be the butt of everybody's jokes.
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:30,
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I gusset's inevitable
(Wasp Boxlike a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:31,
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they're just too far behind the times.
(HyperSquiZ*Thbbbbbt*,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:41,
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ASSASSin.
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:17,
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Thats a
Rancid ass!
(QuinniTK421 Isn't at his command post on,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:28,
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Something something bottom.
(doogDon't read this.,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:35,
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Going at that speed, will he be able to pull out in time?
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:25,
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"Have you seen Commander Skywalker"?
"It's possible he came in through the south entrance".
(The Great Architectis still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:26,
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Cakes of War IV : The Fruitcake Ram
In 1286, an accident in the kitchens of Brûlé Castle, Normandy, discovered that overbaked fruitcake developed remarkable durability and density. Further developments by siege engineers included the "Dundee Cake of Doom" and the "Stale Icing and Almonds" armour-piercing modifications. This device was rendered obsolete by the introduction of the Scone Cannon.
(barryheadwoundMul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:15,
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Previously...
The Battenberg Trebuchet was developed in 1312 as a means of besieging heretics who refused to accept the Treatise of Nyom-de-Lyons. It didn't become obsolete until the introduction of gunpowder. Several attempts were made to produce a battering ram based on the Battenberg cake, but designers failed to agree on a suitable punny name (Batterberg? Battening Ram?). It did, however, lead to the development of an impact-resistant marzipan which is in use to this day in body armour.
The Muffin Onager is considered one of the oldest and most versatile cake-based siege weapons in the world. Capable of propelling muffins, cupcakes and even fairy cakes several hundred metres, this weapon caused devastating crumb-based injuries. It was theorised that a slightly overbaked blueberry muffin could penetrate a wooden stockade wall at 100 metres.
The Swiss Roll Ballista (the "Rollista Helvetica") was developed by the Romans just prior to the Siege of Alesia in 52BC. It was reknowned for durability and tolerance, capable of shooting vanilla, raspberry and chocolate swiss rolls of varying quality, from Tesco Value up to Sainsburys "Taste the difference". However, siege engineers had a saying : "Kipling Detesta Matribus" ("Mr. Kipling is the dread of mothers"). Even today in some parts of France the Swiss Roll is shunned.
Edit: out of favorite animals, because i cant be bothered for this guy
(Pope Yodais OLD,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:23,
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I like this series
Though you are completely wrong about goats. They are one of the coolest animals in all Christendom.
EDIT: That armadillo is VERY bloody cool, though.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:26,
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it all started taking my grandson to "Old MacDonalds Farm" here in Texas... damn goat stole all his petting zoo food.
and yeah the Pink Fairy is a cool armadillo, little bastards tho, and have a messed up rear section. imagine one of these facing the other direction, some kind of subterranean sick joke Pushme-pullme.
EDIT: kind of a cunt question from me, but do zoos in England have things like Armadillos? I mean, yeah its an animal and why would you not have them, but all known species of armadillo are only in the Americas, and they are not cool like Elephants or Tigers or something.
(Pope Yodais OLD,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:27,
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No - they tend to dissolve in all our lefty socialist theocracies hahahahaha
That's an idiot question and you know it, lad. Stop being mischievous.
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:38,
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hah
not to say Armadillos are not totally awesome and deserving of being the show piece of any modern metropolitan zoo, I mean Lets see an Elephant do this. But as I live in Texas, and Armadillos are kind of popular here in a way they are no where else in the world, was just wondering if the rest of the world had any interest in it.
(Pope Yodais OLD,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:42,
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Transgenus from armadillo to walnut - fantastic!
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:44,
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(chenobblerocking his explorer beard on,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:47,
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well Pangolins are African / Asian, the Armadillo is unique to the Americas. It's like Camels and Llamas are both even-toes ungulates, but distinctly different animals
(Pope Yodais OLD,
Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:54,
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