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# Dark Judge Fire :)

inspired by captain howdys Judge Death
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(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:51, archived)
# *clunk*
you hear that noise proj? thats my jaw hitting the floor ;)

good job ol' chap.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:52, archived)
# it took 2 and a bit hours.. :/
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Is that Simon Weston?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:53, archived)
# pffh :D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Ooo burny!
Very nice.

I always reckoned Death, although the leader, was the least effective. He always insisted on the hands-on, one-on-one approach to genocide. Fire, however, usually set light to entire buildings while Mortis spread disease. Much greater kill-rate.
Suppose Fear could just appear on telly...
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:54, archived)
# like all good leaders he does the least amount of work ;D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Judge Bureaucrat
"The Crime is Life... The Punishment is having to wait 6-8 weeks while we process your application..."
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:59, archived)
# That's rather splendid!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:54, archived)
# cheers..I'm chuffed with it :)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:00, archived)
# And rightly so.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Burn sinners!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:57, archived)
# burninated
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Nitpick
Should be "Dark Judge Fire".

Nice though. The wotsit on his shoulder looks a little odd.

If Tribs is around, you missed me asking you what "The Cursed Earth" was copied from. So I'll just ask again cause I'm interested.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:42, archived)
# oops you're right :)
and it's a pterodactyl skeleton
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:49, archived)
# It's just the head looks a bit bigger than the usual specimen
Artistic license and all that though. I just thought he'd borrowed Mortis' noggin for a moment.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Apart from the story being inspired by Roger Zelazny's Damnation Alley
it featured McDonalds and Burger King at war, the Jolly Green Giant, the alka-seltzer mascot, Colonel Sanders, Mr. Peanut, the Michelin Man...

Wanna see the pics?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Ah, cool stuff.
I like hearing about inspiration and origins. Yep, I would like to see pics.

I see there's a new Judge Dredd film being lined up. Hope it's better than the last travesty.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Dredd rebooted, yeah
The film wasn't too bad... just the casting... and some of the plot...
I'm waiting on the Judge Minty fanfilm. That looks like sex on a stick.

Burger Wars!
Jolly Green Giant
Sanders
Michelin Man
And the apology!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:23, archived)
# Tiens!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Sadly
The casting and that some of the plot was bad enough to ruin it for me. There were definitely some worthwhile bits though.

Not heard of this fanfilm. Will have to look into it.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Seen this one?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Ah Slaine...
Now, there was a strip that got stronger through the years for a while then just went weird.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:02, archived)
# 2000ad pretty much ran out of steam in the mid-90's.
*sad face*
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 20:18, archived)
# That's really about when I stopped reading it.
But more because I had more going on in my life at the time.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Drokk!
You have been judged. The sentence is EXCELLENT!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:34, archived)
# Wonderful, just wonderful, Prodigy.
This must have taken you a long time, so much detail. If the film is anything like this then I will really enjoy it.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)
[challenge entry] back for good?

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:50, archived)
# and paaaarty
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:57, archived)
# But surely it was Robbie who got fired?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:03, archived)
# pfft
which is probably not unlike the sound it makes
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Too soon?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Can't 'urt me

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:09, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:01, archived)
# Frankie Boyle?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Mrs Vagabond was telling me about a review she read of his new stuff. Not too hot, apparently, BUT
He did describe Twitter as "the electronic version of muttering to yourself."
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:14, archived)
# he also did a bit about how the "rescue grenade" failed
though my favourite bit (branded "completely unacceptable" by the Evenin' Stannit) was his Katie Price material:

"I hear Peter Andre and Jordan are fighting over custody of Harvey - neither of them wants him. Though I've got a theory that Jordan only married Alex Reid the cage fighter because she needed someone strong enough to stop Harvey from fucking her."
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:22, archived)
# What's black and goes bump in the night?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahahahahahhahaha!
I am totally going to hell for laughing at that but I don't care and I'd do it again.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:27, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Oops
Hadn't seen that. Damn.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Far too soon!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:26, archived)
# bindun
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Try before you Buy!
Pull Here!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Make explosive hostage savings at the US army store!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] My First Repost ever!


my first pea roast. Your mum will be so proud
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:00, archived)
# repoast in new thread
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha... ^ What she said
and this is my first re-post today.


* This post may contain lies
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:04, archived)
#
Please excuse my extravagent thread wasting profligacy its only because I was excited at the prospect of my first EVER REPOAST YEAHHH BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Seriously tho, I am suitably chastened and will do no such a thing again.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Doesn't actually say "Don't repost in a new thread" in the FAQ anyway
it's one of the unwritten rules
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:11, archived)
# yes it does :)
/although granted there is a 'please' before the don't.
The FAQ is 'mor'like guidelines' anyway
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:18, archived)
# egads
you're right

the FAQ really is a masterful work
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:24, archived)
# it's a bit like the Bible;
there's meant to be some good in it somewhere, but only the nutters have read it page for page
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Do not point out unwritten rules.
It's in the unwritten FAQ.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:19, archived)
# I think I got away with it this time
by pointing out a written rule by mistake
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Nothing in the unwritten rules about that.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Should there be?
I mean, if there's nothing about it in the unwritten rules, haven't I broken them?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:27, archived)
# uh oh
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry] oh god....
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:15, archived)
# How delightfully mental!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:32, archived)
# *snort*
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Wouldn't be a useless weapon if you were allergic to bracken.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:35, archived)
# And those things can slice you to the bone if you try and uproot them...
*shudders*
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:37, archived)
# squatters?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Settlers?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Settlers 1 and 2 were good
3,4 and 5 were shite
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:40, archived)
# *seconded*
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:52, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:36, archived)
# this pun is so bad, my dad likes it
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:41, archived)
# *headdesks*
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Fond of the frond !
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:40, archived)
# death starfish
Photobucket
chocolate starfish of death? anyway, sorry for crapness. it was funny in my head
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:42, archived)
# is it a throwing starfish?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:46, archived)
# yes.... and it's chocolate too..
i'm very ashamed of it
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:55, archived)
# HAHAHA VERY FERNY!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:42, archived)
# OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
you fucking love it.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:48, archived)
# i do
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:26, archived)
# pfffft
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:05, archived)
# arf! :D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Good grief!
:)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:06, archived)
# ..sorry...
(, Mon 8 Nov 2010, 21:07, archived)
# tennistoe:D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:17, archived)
# wow
she's playing tennis with a baseball bat


and with her shorts up her cunt
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:18, archived)
# O_O
1. baseball bat wank stick
2. "Nicely put, you have such a way with words"
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:31, archived)
# yeh
I'm like good n that with words like
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:43, archived)
# I love you Griffy
:D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:08, archived)
# I know Ninj. I know.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:38, archived)
# that's fucking poetry.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Pity she's
got shit tits
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:13, archived)
# I love camel toe
best of all the underpantz
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Tighter than
a mouse's waistcoat.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:27, archived)
# "I've got no strings, to hold me down!"
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:39, archived)
# is that an unshopped toe?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:30, archived)
# In time
someone will notice the ball moving
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:34, archived)
# :O
Fuck me there's ball
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:35, archived)
# good work on the shadow
:D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:39, archived)
# I disagree, but each to their own ;)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Well
I think the shadows around the pissflaps are just lovely
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:02, archived)
# shadow?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:15, archived)
# cunt :D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] For Smashy : The Morningstar-Spongecake-Flail
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:24, archived)
[challenge entry] he he :)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:26, archived)
# don't cross the silly streams!

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:31, archived)
# *glees*
i do love you sometimes, tribs
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Yey to cake deaths!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Death by battenberg?
where do I sign up?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Here ¬
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:46, archived)
# why was i expecting something other than that?
oh yeah, it because i'm an idiot
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Blueray for free?!
Gotta get me some of that
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Hit me first!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Thread jack, sorry!
I need to get in touch with anybody who builds websites professionally, or somebody who knows someone. Commission involved.

Gaz me if you can help
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:41, archived)
# "potential"
lol
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:45, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:46, archived)
# shame
he writes both sides.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Ooh he's edited out "potential", the sneaky ninja
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Just a shame geocities is no more
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Tripod? Angelfire?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Nothing had quite the class and status of a geocities page
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:55, archived)
# ^ What she said

NOON Tribs!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:59, archived)
# *20 animated gifs*
*midi background music*
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:08, archived)
# 1. Open Word
2. Design and awesome web site
3. File/Save As/Web Page
3.5 Host it
4. WIN!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:56, archived)
# LOSE!
You need to host it.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:01, archived)
# commission?
how does that work then?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:01, archived)
# the fat boss gets 99 percent
and you get 1 percent (i used to work for harveys and they actually got 99 percent of the sale)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:02, archived)
# You work for free
and then they take the work you have done, try and sell it and then give you a percentage of the money they've got for it
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:07, archived)
# *buys the company*
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Like this:
Do we have any investment capital?
OK, do we have any share value?
OK smartarse, how are we going to pay the guy who does all the work?
Hang on lads, I've just had a brilliant idea...
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Is it not a Beau Street Bastard?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
The technological equivalent of "Rat-at-at-at-at!"
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Rebel pilots face new threat (probably NSFW)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:12, archived)
# 0_o
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:12, archived)
# o_O
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:22, archived)
#
0_O
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Nick Griffin?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:54, archived)
# not probably
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:13, archived)
# He's about to bullseye a wamp rat in devil's canyon
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:13, archived)
# IT'S A CRAP!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Right up the exhaust port
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:14, archived)
# The empire sure has the cheek to use those kinds of superweapons.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:15, archived)
# I think the empire is starting to crack
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Soon, they will be the butt of everybody's jokes.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I gusset's inevitable

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:31, archived)
# they're just too far behind the times.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:41, archived)
# ASSASSin.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Thats a
Rancid ass!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Something something bottom.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Going at that speed, will he be able to pull out in time?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:25, archived)
# "Have you seen Commander Skywalker"?
"It's possible he came in through the south entrance".
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Cakes of War IV : The Fruitcake Ram
In 1286, an accident in the kitchens of Brûlé Castle, Normandy, discovered that overbaked fruitcake developed remarkable durability and density. Further developments by siege engineers included the "Dundee Cake of Doom" and the "Stale Icing and Almonds" armour-piercing modifications. This device was rendered obsolete by the introduction of the Scone Cannon.

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:11, archived)
# The Battenberg ram?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:11, archived)
# See below for why this never came to fruition (pun intended)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Indeed :)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Previously...
The Battenberg Trebuchet was developed in 1312 as a means of besieging heretics who refused to accept the Treatise of Nyom-de-Lyons. It didn't become obsolete until the introduction of gunpowder. Several attempts were made to produce a battering ram based on the Battenberg cake, but designers failed to agree on a suitable punny name (Batterberg? Battening Ram?). It did, however, lead to the development of an impact-resistant marzipan which is in use to this day in body armour.


The Muffin Onager is considered one of the oldest and most versatile cake-based siege weapons in the world. Capable of propelling muffins, cupcakes and even fairy cakes several hundred metres, this weapon caused devastating crumb-based injuries. It was theorised that a slightly overbaked blueberry muffin could penetrate a wooden stockade wall at 100 metres.


The Swiss Roll Ballista (the "Rollista Helvetica") was developed by the Romans just prior to the Siege of Alesia in 52BC. It was reknowned for durability and tolerance, capable of shooting vanilla, raspberry and chocolate swiss rolls of varying quality, from Tesco Value up to Sainsburys "Taste the difference". However, siege engineers had a saying : "Kipling Detesta Matribus" ("Mr. Kipling is the dread of mothers"). Even today in some parts of France the Swiss Roll is shunned.

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:11, archived)
# the trebuchet is one of the greatest weapons ever
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:14, archived)
# pffft 'Nyom-de-Lyons'
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Thank you thank you thank you
Crap afternoon, but this picture made me do a smiley :o)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:59, archived)
# This should win everything
for ever.
(, Fri 5 Nov 2010, 18:56, archived)
# i agree
(, Wed 10 Nov 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Well I for one am very interested in this scone cannon of which you speak
I'll take twelvety.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:12, archived)
# It was a terrible weapon
Jam and double cream everywhere. And the crumbs... oh, the humanity!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:13, archived)
# got any hot cross bun bows?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Woo Fruitcake Ram
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:12, archived)
# i'm still waiting for the stale sponge mace
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:15, archived)
# WOWFTW
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:23, archived)
# ha ha
Brilliant
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Armalite Nuns

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:09, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:10, archived)
# ah, i was going to do
the guns of toblerone
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:56, archived)
# nun more black

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:10, archived)
# how is a gun a useless weapon?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:14, archived)
# if it's made of jelly
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:18, archived)
[challenge entry] The terrorists' weapon of choice
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:06, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry] a more musical snake weapon
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Donner you go-a pointing-a that thing at me
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:12, archived)
# rissing here
:P
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Kalashnikov
...'kofte' ;)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:16, archived)
# whats a kofte?
:D sorry
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Kebab
:D The things we love at 2am after teh beer
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:19, archived)
# im ill educated sorry
i only know donna n chips, fwarrrr i'm gonna have one tonight :D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Ooh don't apologize...
...just have one they're delish! :)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] The new a-10 warthog gun
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Excellent!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:05, archived)
# haha
I love the A-10, what a great noise it makes
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:09, archived)
#
:D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Ladies and Gentlemen. B.S.Johnson Laboratories proudly presents..


The Moebius Mortar!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:03, archived)
# hahahahahahah
smart arse *click* ;D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Great now I have a headache
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Why not try spending 20 minutes making the damn thing!
*aneurisms*
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:07, archived)
# ouch
For your mind destroying effort have a click
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Yay!
That's the stuff!

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:06, archived)
#
Nice!
when did Menno van Coehoorn and M. C. Escher have a child?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:07, archived)
# excellent
and, of course, bloody stupid ;)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I assembled a bookshelf at the weekend, which meant that I could finally unpack a load of stuff.
I have nearly an entire shelf of Pratchett!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:14, archived)
# i have my little ikea cabinet
it houses my almost complete discworld collection
*smugs*
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:17, archived)
# hahahaha, chuckle : D
that's a gudun
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I have been assured this is 100% real
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:02, archived)
# looks real to me
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:05, archived)
# That's as real as I am
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:10, archived)
# not as real as me though,
i think
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Nature with the Pope Ep. 3
Dumbo Octopus, also known world wide as the WTF Fish


Ep. 1
Ep. 2


Edit: out of favorite animals, because i cant be bothered for this guy

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# I like this series
Though you are completely wrong about goats. They are one of the coolest animals in all Christendom.

EDIT: That armadillo is VERY bloody cool, though.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:26, archived)
#
it all started taking my grandson to "Old MacDonalds Farm" here in Texas... damn goat stole all his petting zoo food.

and yeah the Pink Fairy is a cool armadillo, little bastards tho, and have a messed up rear section. imagine one of these facing the other direction, some kind of subterranean sick joke Pushme-pullme.


EDIT: kind of a cunt question from me, but do zoos in England have things like Armadillos? I mean, yeah its an animal and why would you not have them, but all known species of armadillo are only in the Americas, and they are not cool like Elephants or Tigers or something.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# No - they tend to dissolve in all our lefty socialist theocracies hahahahaha
That's an idiot question and you know it, lad. Stop being mischievous.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
# hah
not to say Armadillos are not totally awesome and deserving of being the show piece of any modern metropolitan zoo, I mean Lets see an Elephant do this. But as I live in Texas, and Armadillos are kind of popular here in a way they are no where else in the world, was just wondering if the rest of the world had any interest in it.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Transgenus from armadillo to walnut - fantastic!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# I've yet to see a pangolin in the zoo though
would like to.

And one of these, if it wasn't extinct:
blogs.warwick.ac.uk/helencowie/gallerydetail/south_american_images/?imageNum=17
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
#
well Pangolins are African / Asian, the Armadillo is unique to the Americas. It's like Camels and Llamas are both even-toes ungulates, but distinctly different animals
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:54, archived)
# In the top ten best of all the animals.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:29, archived)
# :(
hope you didn't take the text off because of what I said. This is awesome :D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:34, archived)
#
Nah no text on this one, did consider "Also known as the Owl of the sea" and an "ORLY?" text, but thought better of it
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# i hope you didn't do that
because what I said ?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:45, archived)
#
not at all, if criticism bothered me at all, i would have stopped coming to this place 6 years ago
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
#
constructive criticism though
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:02, archived)
# This image contains no shite text?
* Not a real episode
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:37, archived)
#
see above
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Looks like an alien.........................we destroy aliens.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Silly atomic
The Crudely Drawn Spinecocks of Magenta 5 can not be defeated!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:00, archived)
# awesome
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 21:03, archived)
# i know him
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Epic!!
*Click* :)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
# ^THIS^
(, Sat 6 Nov 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Moonpoon!
dot.com!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
# racist!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahahahaha marvellous!
And that's EXACTLY the sound the moon makes when you pull it onto the earth.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:13, archived)
# That's not the dark side of the moon...
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:14, archived)
# racist
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# JollyJack called - he wants his sound effect back ;p
Woo, and STOP FROWING THOSE BLOODY CELESTIAL BODIES AT ME!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:15, archived)
# YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BLOW THE BLUDDY DOORS OFF
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:18, archived)
# SHADAS?! ON ME LUNGS? I'M BEING EATEN AWAY, oh godinevenelpme
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:20, archived)
# I, JAMES ROBERT INJUSTICE, HEREBY BEQUEATH ALL MY WORLDLY GOODS TO ANYONE WHO WANTS THEM
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# you missed out "being of unsound body and mind" ;)
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Gah
*heads to Spotify*
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Lunarcy!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:23, archived)
# This is how Chewbacca died.
Honest!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Fricking Vong
I bet a lot of Chewie fans sent angry letters to Lucasfilm on that day.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:44, archived)
# THOOOOOOM!
I love it!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:47, archived)
#
someone complete the quest that Zulu has.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 17:16, archived)
[challenge entry] take no prisoners
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:08, archived)
# hahahahahaah
taking flinging poo to a whole new level
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Haha!
This reminds me of a stunt from Jackass 3D, which I will be seeing tomorrow. Woo!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
# ^This :D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:15, archived)
# *High Five*
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Saw it a couple of weeks ago
a couple of bits had me retching pretty hard!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 15:00, archived)
# ooh, la Malvoisine
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Certain Death.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:14, archived)
# or at least disappointment lol
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:15, archived)
# In Soviet Russia for evil hamster...
...you either surf or you fight


[from links b3ta.com/links/Evil_Hamster ]
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:04, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:07, archived)
# censored to protect identity
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:13, archived)
# also

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:19, archived)
# haha--guess they didn't have much choice but to surf
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:30, archived)
# That dog is cool.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:21, archived)
# This is historically accurate.
Therefore a click ensueth.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Yay!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Awwww - is that yorn?
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:22, archived)
# nah...
one of my first shops on here
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:13, archived)
# ha ha
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Failure as a weapon but a source of endless fun for ages 3-9

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Yay for Play-doh!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:01, archived)
# looks like plasticine to me

/children's mouldable substance pseudo-pedant
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Naw.
It's definately play dough in the source image.
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:03, archived)
# hence the pseudo part of my pedantry
I was only pretending to be a pedant and didn't really have any idea either way.

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# hahaha
IRREGULAR HEXAGON DOHPEDO INCOMING!
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Grand!

(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:06, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:10, archived)
# for ages 3 to 30
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 14:36, archived)
# 35
(, Thu 4 Nov 2010, 16:02, archived)

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