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Yo-Ho!
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:09,
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hoy?
insert pic of Monty burns answering a phone here
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:10,
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release the hounds!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:14,
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awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I'd get naked and cover myself in meat paste if they were mine! er, I mean, nice dogs.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:16,
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My boss just bought one of these:
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:27,
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that's one confused looking dog :D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:29,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:54,
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is that a weimaraner? Gorgeous dogs
my first ever encounter of one of those was at Uni. I was home alone in a new house and having a poo. The bathroom door was open, as was the back door. The neighbour's dog jumped over, ran into the house, into the bathroom and jumped on me and started licking me! Luckily it was very friendly. After shooing it away, I discovered it had eaten a full pot of bolognese sauce I had just made. The cunt.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:49,
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release the robotic richard simmons!
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:33,
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nein!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:36,
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bwahahahaha
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:11,
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yaaarr
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:13,
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the power of the white tshirt...
just imagine the power! THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES!!!!!
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Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:51,
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HAHAHAAHHA
You missed a bit though. Left of 'cunt' needs 'nazi'.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:54,
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oops sorry
ran out of t-shirts
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Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:56,
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ooh clever idea!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:55,
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it's cringeworthy:
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:05,
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I posted that earlier you spaghetti hoop!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:07,
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you did?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:09,
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wah link fail!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:11,
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bugger
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:15,
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argh!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:18,
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there, there
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:30,
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thanks!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 15:07,
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THE POWER OF DAZ COMPELS YOU!!!
THE POWER OF DAZ COMPELS YOU!!!
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revolution now 👊 ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:01,
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ancient spirits of evil...
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:09,
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hehehehhe
and he is
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 8:19,
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white power?
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sik ly sweet ,
Wed 8 Dec 2010, 15:06,
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Never in the same room together, eh...?
This got me thinking
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revolution now 👊 ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:51,
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oh my shitting fuckchrist
NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:55,
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bindun in different ways, even by them
but excellently executed. I expect you could even squeeze Churchill in there
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:56,
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and maybe even mo mowlam
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:57,
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ha!
4EVAINRHRTZ
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:00,
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SHE WUZ TAKN FRUM UZ TO URLY
:(
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:01,
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Oooh, might just do that
(when I get the time)
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revolution now 👊 ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:59,
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;)
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Ninj ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:07,
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GAAAAAHHH!!
*hides*
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revolution now 👊 ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:08,
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O_O
they said something about this on QI
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:58,
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oddly
mesmerising
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Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:04,
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woah there!!
nicely done
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:06,
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Nicely
But what smallbrainfield said. QI confirmed they were brother and sister.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:28,
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Ha!
Exactly what I was thinking I saw him on Question Time last night!! ;D
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Rico ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 16:32,
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would
'NT!
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kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 19:23,
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*whistles*
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:05,
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That akin to whistling?
ps - woo!
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:06,
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heheh
thanks
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:08,
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Hooray!...something lively...
in the key of fuck!
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:09,
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SHOWB&
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:10,
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Before we go any further, do you love me?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:09,
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i love everyone on b3ta
almost
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:12,
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I also almost love everyone on b3ta
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:14,
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i almost love almost everyone on b3ta
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:14,
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I hate precisely 1.6 people on b3ta
I almost love all the rest of them
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:30,
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In 1892 The Dutch Inventor Mediocre invented love
as a means of having his wicked way with a trollop he found scaling fish in Rotterdam. etc. My heart's just not in it tonight.
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:45,
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'Tonight'
just cos you have a time machine you don't have to rub it in
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:59,
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HEART of FISH
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:20,
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woo!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:16,
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Testical Electronica
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:20,
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best of all the electronicas
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:29,
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Where's the drummer?
That's my fave!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:29,
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this one?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:33,
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Is there not one of the drummer on his tod?
With a little high hat going like the absolute clappers?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:40,
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I think you're right, but I can't find it at the mo' :(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:43,
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Hahaha
For some reason I'm hearing 'Old Man on the Back Porch' by Presidents of the USA.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:22,
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hahahaha
had that cd as a youngster, funny shit.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:28,
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Oh sod off with your youngster ways. I bought that album when at the first uni I got kicked out of!
I know your dad *shakes fist*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:54,
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old fart
:D
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:57,
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Really
I thought I got away with blaming it on the dog. Anyway you're as old as the person you feel. I'm currently 23:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:27,
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haha
child murderer RIGHT THERE!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:22,
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:)
No artists were harmed in the production of this tribute
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Ninj ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:22,
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did you get de-FP'ed?
?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:31,
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that's what i was thinking
i mean, ninj credited the dude and all, wtf!?! some people eh
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:34,
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what happened with your FP?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:34,
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The artist who's face I used...
...and credited asked for it to be removed :(
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Ninj ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:48,
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what a tit
:(
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:50,
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what a twat
well I've clicked I like this again
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:50,
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yup
i think it's only right that this image now gets put on FP, in it's old position of course.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:56,
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Bless you Prodge :)
I thought I'd pinched it for all the right reasons :)
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Ninj ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:08,
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it lives on in Frogbeat's FP
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:57,
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Mine should be taken down too though a
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:30,
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...you could probably replace it with a genuine Neilsen pic and it would still be good
bit of a bummer though....did a doubletake-thought B3ta hadn't loaded the fp properly????
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:04,
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i think he's just that with this post
and by the looks of it, that original artist used this source pic too the bastard!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:20,
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What a miserable git
You'd think he'd be glad of the publicity. He probably only filtad anyway. This is just as good ninj!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:37,
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Its not like b3tans have ever complained about their work appearing elsewhere eh?
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:53,
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Thanks Barbie!
:)
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Ninj ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:58,
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Like you was gettin' filthy rich from using his work.
And Rob's rollin' in a big Benz from the money he rakes in. Douchebag.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:51,
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:)
Now put it back on the FP
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:32,
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Funky as fuck!
Is that Chris Barrie on the organ?
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:29,
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hahaha
or paul putner EDIT: oh on the ORGAN, yeah fuck looks like him, the other guy looks like putner.
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:36,
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NICE.
Cue ancient pearoast...
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exleafite Did I miss anything? ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:38,
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ooooffff
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:59,
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She's a model and she's looking good
I'd like to take her home that's understood She plays hard to get, she smiles from time to time It only takes a camera to change her mind
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:53,
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The victorians invented protesting¹
¹ Not true.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:45,
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Lord Lucan?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:50,
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One Flew Over The Magnet's Nest?
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:51,
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Diagnosis: Magnet?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:54,
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go on you know you want to
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:55,
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now I've finished my lunch!...
wait right there
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:07,
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PFFFT
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:47,
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haha
needs a fishing rod and a chicken
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:08,
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What?
No Magnet PI?
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the Angry Gumball Harmless American ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:57,
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that would just be silly
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 14:03,
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Magnet She Wrote
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:57,
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How do they work?
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink. ,
Sat 4 Dec 2010, 1:26,
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Caution contains shit
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:55,
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Fucking shitty magnets.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:57,
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someone's nicked that bloke in the front's hat
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:50,
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he's fucking miffed about it too!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:51,
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I bet he was ridiculed all night about that
It's just not the done thing old chap.
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Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:54,
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i read in the paper the other day that they were reluctant to broadcast the queen mum's wedding on radio
because men might be listening in pubs wearing hats. those were the fucking days.
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:00,
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It's been more than 3 years now, but I still think of him.
I assume you all know the Nikon logo, but I should probably point out that the flag is the international maritime flag symbol for 'ON FIRE!'.
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:33,
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tony bullimore?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:34,
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robert maxwell?
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:34,
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Ernie Wise?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:35,
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pocahontas?
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:37,
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Jade?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:37,
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The Hobbit 7: Magnets?
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:38,
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HOW DO THEY WORK
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:40,
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Rhino Rape 9: Cunts on Parade?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:40,
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Rhino Rape 2: Got The Horn?
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:44,
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the rhino rape team are so unoriginal...
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:56,
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I actually knew someone who used to work on his boat.
They called him Sir Bobbobob after that.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:39,
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lord mountbatten?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:39,
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Diana?
4eva in r harts
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:39,
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Lord Lucan?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:40,
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argh mind piss.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:42,
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AHHHH DOUBLE PISS
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:44,
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pol pot?
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:40,
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Lord Lucan?
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:40,
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mind the piss
Not worth it's own thread Cheryl Cole is looking a bit rough Still would even when she has been skinnyfied
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:44,
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OMG what's wrong with her wanking arm?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:57,
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nothing a good feed and some protein wouldn't sort out
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:59,
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Great Baps though!
BTW, Has her biro leaked in her trousers pocket?
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Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:17,
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SHERGAR?
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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:44,
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well i liked it
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:23,
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Now do Sarah Jessica Afghan-Hound
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:50,
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subtle
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:26,
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Nice job!
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:26,
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Ahhhh, great to rest my feet and .... WOAH!
:)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:29,
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van goghjob?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:32,
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indeed
a combination of my age and the cold means i can't remember how to embed a link into orig' image,
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:36,
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NOSH NOSH NOSH NOSH
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:49,
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She just wanted a *ahem* sickle
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:47,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:35,
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I wish I was lying in the sun on a haystack
being sucked off
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:39,
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Whoah!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:03,
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I say!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:08,
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Nice strokes
Being sucked off by giant haystacks (HALP)
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exleafite Did I miss anything? ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:41,
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:18,
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YARRRRR
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:19,
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:25,
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"AHOY"
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:33,
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Robert Maxwell!:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:49,
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YES
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:06,
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haha!
Do you mind if I try and sell something here? No? Most kind... Do any Bristol based b3tans fancy a 3 course dinner and comedy evening for 2 people for just £30? tonight, 9th or 16th December? I've got 2 vouchers but can't go :( this event....www.groupon.co.uk/deals/bristol/MetropolisJestersComedy/165028
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:35,
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If you're having trouble try selling it on gumtree or craigslist.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:50,
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its gone out to friends and colleagues first
but, yes, if no joy, I will try the sale sites cheers!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:56,
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:)
In other news - developing a new website. .Click here for a sneak preview
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:33,
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hahaha
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:36,
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'nings ghostie
:) How's it hanging?
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:37,
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Peachy thanks
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:42,
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I think you meant
FUCKSTICKS
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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:07,
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Silverlight?!?!
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:38,
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Thought I'd try it out
Need to get to grips with Silverlight 4 for a project.
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:41,
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Small problem with that, though
MS have basically stopped developing it, you may want to mull that over.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:49,
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Stopped?
Version 5 is due next year.
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:53,
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But it's going to be rolled into WPF increasingly...
so it's more in line with their HTML 5 approach.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:57,
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They want Silverlight to be the main platform for games on their Windows 7 phone
so basically they're forcing people to start using it. At least, that's the last thing I heard.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:01,
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Pretty much ^ this.
I had a lovely meeting with some MS guys once, and when I asked the question, "So, what percentage install base do you have for Silverlight 2 & 3?" After a long pause, came the answer "It's used a lot in hospitals" It was fun making them squirm.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:07,
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If the client wants Silverlight
because "it looks good" then the client gets Silverlight and I get paid :)
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:02,
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Did you mention that Flash Player version 9 is installed on 99% of the world's computers
and that Silverlight isn't?
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:09,
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Money vs Enlightenment
Which one wins ;)
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:11,
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Oh, no don't get me wrong
There's some awesome stuff that it can do - but it's just about the install base, frankly.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:14,
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And then up with invisible yo-yos.
And then down again. And then up again. And then down again. And then up again. And then down again. And then up again. And then attempt a trick with invisible yo-yos in which the invisible string breaks and the yo-yo itself causes an invisible black eye or broken greenhouse.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:42,
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and hooray for invisible cigars
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:51,
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Is that Ringo Star?
The site looks good - I haven't seen a Silverlight site before now. Is Silverlight aimed as a Flash killer then?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:59,
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and for EWC...
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:00,
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please send to:
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:03,
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is that a drop box for 'them'?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:05,
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could be anyone...
.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:08,
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yay!...*pulls cracker*
*checks suspicious content* :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:15,
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*speaks into cuff mike*
the RFID tracker is attached. Repeat. the RFID tracker is attched
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:34,
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No idea who he is
Thanks! I believe Silverlight was intended as such - using Expression Blend makes the job a lot easier.
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:05,
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A protest done by the books
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Pseudonym ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:23,
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Hahahah
There whould be a law saything that female librarians should look timid and demure until they remove their glasses and shake their hair out. At which point they should turn into stunning nymphomanics. (I how have the song Nymphomanics to the tune of Animaniacs in my head)
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:26,
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hair tits
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:27,
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hairy tits
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:28,
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I think
you're thinking of a Lynx advert. And a lovely thought it is too.
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Pseudonym ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:28,
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Lynx didn't come up with the secretly-hot-librarian cliche
but I applaud their efforts to continue it.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:33,
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There a chocolate lynx you can get
It says a lot about its target market when they have to say on the can that you mustn't consume it as it's not real chocolate.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:35,
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My family insist on buying it for me every xmas since I was a teenager.
I probably have 6 or 7 unused cans of the deodorant under my sink.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:40,
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It's hidious stuff.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:43,
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I found this in the Natural History section
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:04,
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O_O
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:11,
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*Fears*
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:23,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:26,
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That's what she said.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:27,
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shhhhhh....
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:39,
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My Auntie Jenny is quite high up in the Libraries world.
It's all very hush hush though. True story
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JebediahSpringfield ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:08,
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Click for 300+ more comics and pictures . And yes, I've still not found a Dutch Flash animator to talk to my students. Message me if you can help!
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:20,
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*glees*
:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:22,
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Haha
How is Breda this time of year?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:24,
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Absolutely f'ing freezing
but still rather pretty :) EDIT: whereabouts in the country are you?
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:31,
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I'm in Amersfoort
And it's also cold ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:54,
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Ahhh........
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:25,
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Glee!
Have you not heard from c_kick? Pretty sure he'd be able to help you out.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:33,
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Nope,
is he a dutcher? I'll see if I can scout him out. Cheers :)
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:35,
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He's hnl design I think
give it a google - you might be able to contact him through that since I'm not aware of him having been around here much of late.EDIT www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=38051 EDIT EDIT ooo he's got something I wrote in his profile. How nice!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:37,
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Ta!
Messsage sent via his website. Thanks for the info, he'd probably do the job nicely.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:00,
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Nae problemo.
I'll have my solicitor draft the finders fee agreement and send it over to your people for signature, shall I?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:06,
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Yep,
Mata Dutchland By the cold dykes Abergervenie The Earth. That should do the trick.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:07,
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bless :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:41,
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twattybanjo ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:19,
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I like this
and i'm not sure why
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Mousing ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:20,
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Nicely
:)
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:25,
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yay
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TallJim ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:24,
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Not at all sorry for this one
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:18,
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Hahaha
Is that the b3ta bunker in the background?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:20,
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*throws fire extinguisher*
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:23,
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haha! HAVE A PARANOID CHRISTMAS
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:24,
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Merry Chemtrails & a Happy New World Order
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:30,
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*click*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:33,
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oh fantastic!
I might add that I have done that!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:48,
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:)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:32,
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hahaha :D
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:27,
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He's not a very
down-to-earth individual
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:36,
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hahahaha
Ace bananas!
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:15,
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\o/
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:13,
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Hahaha! Nice :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:57,
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Sodding opportunist!
'ningles all.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:14,
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*sympathy reply*
Hiya RG. Placards are generally being met with disdain, in case you've not realised ;o) To be fair, this is one of the better ideas.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 12:00,
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Too late for last week's compo but I had to get this out of my brain
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:01,
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haha
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:05,
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pffffft!
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Mousing ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:15,
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these are far faster acting.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:56,
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Yikes!!
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Ninj ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:55,
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more of this kind of thing!
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:56,
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Very nicely
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:58,
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that's fab :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:59,
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YEAH!
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:01,
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That's brilliant ninj!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:03,
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Cyrillic my love pump
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:45,
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RIS... But let me pea this anyway.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:48,
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It's a cheaty corrupty thing
CLUE: Russian, Dutch and Spanish.
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:51,
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Is it something like 'will sleep with world cup judges' or thereabouts?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:52,
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Will sleep with delegates for international tournament
It's a work of pure fiction. Mind, did you see the state of the bird in leopardskin?
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:55,
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Ik wil me graag aanmelden als afgevaardige voor internationale toernooien
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:51,
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Zich gelieve te sluiten aan bij de ordelijke rij
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:54,
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Oh, the joys of translation tools ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:20,
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They taking of the piss some of times
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:24,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:00,
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Clearly a cheaty satellite
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:09,
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Dabble at this
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:20,
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hmm, a head wound
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LS18 ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:21,
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I see what you did there...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:25,
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TJ
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:36,
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There must have been some magic in that old top hat they found
or maybe she lives in a very silly neighbourhood.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:38,
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but thousands go missing every year and nothings ever done about it :(
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:38,
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it's a secret genocide
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:40,
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not that secret
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:51,
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that's what they want you to believe! WAKE UP SNOWPLE!
edit: this could be a Christmas Card too!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:06,
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Teaspoons for arms?
I've never heard anything so ridiculous!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:51,
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but it's ok to tell them it's cold and snowing though (eh??)
"the call was made at the same time as operators fielded thousands of other phone calls about the heavy snowfall and sub-zero temperatures in the county"
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:33,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:24,
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'ning
sort of like this a bit?
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:30,
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Should we be compoing these?
Sod it - might as well...EDIT Not exactly subtle but more or less fits the brief... CFB Actually since the brief is 'subtle' it abjectly fails to fit the brief.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:31,
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What did you change?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:34,
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The deflector dish is on the other side in the original, silly!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:37,
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Of course!
Subtle! I should have noticed it...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:39,
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Cheer up, Vincent!
Have an Ear'n-Bru!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:31,
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or
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:47,
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Very nice!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:49,
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I like this game!
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:50,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:25,
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Dave
Gorman
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dirk speedrift Sit doon ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 11:01,
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call your shots
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LS18 ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:15,
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SPANG!
Is that a Gloucester Old Spot on the left? :-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:17,
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haha
a Gloucester 2 spot
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:18,
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There may be a Gloucester G Spot
but being a bloke I've never found it
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:40,
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In off the white man
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Fri 3 Dec 2010, 10:57,
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