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(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:33, archived)
# hahaha!
just been reading some similar sentiments from Manley and HappyToast on Facebook
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)
# wrong duck
daffy duck is far better than donald.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:31, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Facepalmbook !
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:43, archived)
# that's the one
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Great find . . . I like that !
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:57, archived)
# I don't know you, but I like your style..
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha
brilliant!
Im getting royally sick of folks jumping on this bandwagon.
How is posting a picture of ulysses on a website going to stop a drunk single dad walloping his kid for a laugh? Even if you did donate, it doesnt fix the problem. Its a society thing.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:07, archived)
# HOLY SHIT!
Where's his left foot?
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Bullies.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:30, archived)
# It's the grim thruth...!!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Better a grim truth than a happy lie.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Picking on death to death !
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:33, archived)
# As if life wasn't hard enough.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:39, archived)
# this is true
death looks easy by comparison
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:42, archived)
# YOU SHALL NOT PAAAAASS!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Wind or water.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:45, archived)
# FYI
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:49, archived)
# He's into domain speculation.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:52, archived)
# They totally Melvined Death!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count?
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:19, archived)
# I'm counting !
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:22, archived)
# looks in quite good condition
compared to the buses that get it in Baghdad :(
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Room on top.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:45, archived)
# More like room on TOAP! Hahahaha!
I've no idea. Sorry. Is that my coat?
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:57, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahaha
LOVE IT, *click*
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
# ha ha ha
fantastic!

WOO
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] There
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Poor tatty shoppin/paint skillz - check
Crass and unwanted - check
Pure spirit of b3ta - check
Woo and yay - check.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:08, archived)
# 4eva in or hartz
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:08, archived)
# CHeck the username
4eva in our Hz.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:10, archived)
# sunday express front page:


FREE dusty springfield CD

FREE oven glove

FREE reindeer

FREE zing to death.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:12, archived)
# pfft..........."couldn't make it up"
explains why all the buses are zooming past bus stops full
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Feel free to take a swig of this :
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Oh, it's all egg and vanilla NOW...But just you wait!

Gaaah this was meant to be a reply!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Oh think of the children.
Just £1000 a month.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:58, archived)
# What a custard he is !
Gaaah this was meant to be a reply!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:00, archived)
# \o/
Love it.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:01, archived)
# Awe... poor thing.....
He'll have too eat dry spotted dick now....!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Bored, so I made this :D
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:40, archived)
# The 3bb tide is coming in !
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:50, archived)
# is b3ta sinking?
discuss....
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Nice....
I tried to do one of these once.... it turned out crap....
Yours is really good though.....
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I hate Jade Goody, wish she was dead
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Did she have
chilli sauce on that kebab?
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Wood :D
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:41, archived)
# FAKE
but I just cannot put my finger on why
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)
# CANCER!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:51, archived)
# This is why I should never, EVER be allowed to use a pencil. I am obviously no artist.


All done on post-its with a 2b pencil, just PSP for speech bubble layering.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Certain Middle-Eastern countries use eye makeup on prisoners to increase the severity of punishment
Well, they heard it gives longer lashes.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I likeThis :D
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:44, archived)
# Two neighbors . . . one cup . . .
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:48, archived)
# It's the foundation of a good relationship....!!
Blushers at my poor joke..!!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Meanwhile....


Not really finished, as ever. Bigger version on my profile because I STILL haven't mastered CFB despite being told 40 times.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:32, archived)
# lovely
if you want to CFB you have to jerk the magic donkey the right way... which is leftwise
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Thank you
I did try the CFB tips before, and ended up posting the huge image on the board. Then I got shouted at.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# put <a href="cfb.gif"><image/></a>
the arrowy things are totally not going to turn up in the subject bar I bet... I should be working anyway

oh - they did - yay

use the edit button and DO AS I HAVE INSTRUCTED... unless you're a total jibbering mouth breather then I'm not sure you should.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:38, archived)
# I am totally jibbering etc.
people will find the bigger image if they want to. Better that than incur the wrath of the board again.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:42, archived)
# you shouldn't live in fear of the board
they're mostly wrong most of the time and some of them are giant douches. I know I am.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Actually the vast majority
are very forgiving of me for some reason, but I don't like to push my luck.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:51, archived)
# maybe it's just me they don't like then...
:'(
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Don't get me wrong
there are a few who go out of their way to put me in my place. But on the whole people here are fluffy.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:13, archived)
# you still fucking posting ;)
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# That's more like it!
I feel at home once more. :D
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Glad to be of service
and Pizza has arrived :D
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:23, archived)
# this is lully
a href="linktobigger.jpg" img link /a

with pointy brackets
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# See above;
I'm not risking it! But thanks, and I like your pic down there BTW.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
# ty
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Magic Donkey Sauce
<a href="http://www.b3tards.com/u/ee710610c25fad6113eb/starshiptt3small.jpg">
<img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/ee710610c25fad6113eb/starshiptt3.jpg" />
</a>
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:40, archived)
# lazy cunt
doing all the work for someone else.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:41, archived)
# cunt
:')
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:42, archived)
# fanny flaps
*runs away to play in his igloo*
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Now I was always told...."People who carry live firearms tucked into their belts"
Deserve to get shot in the groinal areas!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:20, archived)
# My dear Chutters,
that is the Zap-o-matic 4000. It cannot go off until it is primed and paid for. And loaded with custard. (Hopes you post your custard pic)
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Beautiful as always
clicks and hi
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:23, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Thank you!
And good day to you sir.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Nice raygun!
In other news - I'm currently wearing a t-shirt that my other half's parents brought back from Sharm El-Sheikh, Egypt for me. It portrays a cartoon shark saying "Send more tourists - last ones tasted great!".
Then this happened.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-11922032
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Looking good . . . armed and dangerous in a spatial wasteland !
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:40, archived)
# I was going to add
some threat from behind as usual; but decided less is more.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:50, archived)
# You've left it up to imagination . . . and that makes it interactive to my mind ~~~
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:58, archived)
# She's despatched the danger from behind with her laser gun.....!!
Nice angles and cool colours.....
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Ohh
I do like this.

She always gets herself into some sticky situations.

Thanks, Sundae
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Can you link some
work in progress pictures? I'm curious as to how you make these. Parts of it just look like a Gaussian blurred woman, whilst others look painted.

Ie. upper torso looks blurred, hair looks drawn.

Please sate my curiosity!

Thanks :D
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 21:36, archived)
# this is the only one I can find
because I delete most of them as I go, for space. In this one you can see the hand taking shape, and the colours for the legs laid down.


I work from a photo, (sometimes more than one) and do sometimes import bits but this is my usual method. After laying basic colour and shape, I then smudge and airbrush; or use any other tool that seems to improve it at all!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Righto
Thanks for that :) It's what I thought, but couldn't confirm ^^

Cheers!
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Inspired, somehow, by the actual mooring mast
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# eau
nicely done though... you should totally do one with it crashing into the twin towers; prolly bindun to def like
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:40, archived)
# eh--it's not a political statement
I just saw a resemblance between the mooring mast and the Eiffel--nothing more
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:42, archived)
# That's what you WANT us to believe
*dons tinfoil cap*
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)
# ok I'll admit it
The French secretly spirited the Eiffel to New Jersey during the night, with the expressed intent of fucking up Germany's diriggibubble
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:58, archived)
# depicting something crashing into the twin towers isn't a political statement
it's a statement of historical fact and if you don't make light of it then the terrorists have already won!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)
# pfff--I just don't care to do the tower thing
and as you said, it's been done to def anyway
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:51, archived)
#


(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:22, archived)
# *boke*
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Fucking hell
that's grim
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:20, archived)
#


why thankyou.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:00, archived)
# And the winner is...
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:19, archived)
# I don't know what you are suggesting
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:21, archived)
# been playing with the distort tool


Click for bigger version

the CFB shows the colours a lot better
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 14:47, archived)
# This deserves a reply
because i like it.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Nicely warped........
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:41, archived)
# I love her hair!
I suppose it's too much to hope that she doesn't really have legs that long and you just lengthened them. :( *sigh*
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Bob's protest
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 14:16, archived)
# technically, that's not recursion
but I still laughed anyway
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Haha.....
I wasted £45 to go and see him, worst gig I have ever been too.....
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:47, archived)
# :D
http://www.b3ta.com/links/566969
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 14:12, archived)
# needs more beaten egg and flour
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# 16 hours and 28 minutes
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:49, archived)
# hahaha yes!!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:04, archived)
# Cartoon army
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:52, archived)
# hahaha yes indeedy!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:57, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Alan
Shemale looks quite fetching in his sussies!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# he has 3 arms
haha
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Well spotted
you sharp cunt.

EDIT: Fixed.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:14, archived)
# I still count 3 hands though
:P
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
# There are loads if you include the crowd
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Would.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# /unlurk
I'm not sure if it's creepy or a reflection of your photoshop skills that everything lines up so well...
(, Tue 7 Dec 2010, 20:08, archived)
#
bindun but no stockings, sorry


(, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:45, archived)
# As it's sunday...



Have a post apocalypse Leeds.

(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:16, archived)
# what have you shopped?

click for a fucking massive picture
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:19, archived)
# I got rid

Of a cloud.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)
# I was wondering about the blue sky
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:23, archived)
# was there not mushroom for it?
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:23, archived)
# This for some reason reminds me of the
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:40, archived)
# That's fucking amazing :O
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:48, archived)
# This is very good :D
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 14:04, archived)
# That is all kinds of awesome
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Wow!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
#
Zombie tower ...."BRIIIICKS"
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Yeah that's Leeds alright.
Apocalypse or no.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:01, archived)
# "noon" - *posts* - *runs away*
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:12, archived)
# a career at the Beano beckons!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Or the Beezer
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 14:11, archived)
# He's about as much use as a chocolate helmet
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:50, archived)
# now their going for a stroll
down the bournville boulevard.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 14:03, archived)
# The latest 'must have' Christmas tree decoration - the Michael Bauble
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)
# pfffft. have this, it didn't really turn out well though
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 12:56, archived)
# James May
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Protest on your own fridge...
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 12:19, archived)
# oh quite
*click*
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 12:27, archived)
# Does God really hate cigarettes?
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 12:48, archived)
# Apprarently not.
(, Wed 8 Dec 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Reminder to Jesus
need milk. And not that human kindness stuff.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Pff. Why do the rest of us even bother, eh?
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)
# ^ This hahaha
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 14:09, archived)
# monkeon always has the implementable ideas.
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Please get this manufactured
I want to give it to people for Xmas!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# This
This This This

£ to be made b3ta!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:01, archived)
# i'd buy it!
want one NOW!
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:38, archived)
# I would spend disposal income on this item
(, Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:18, archived)
# I love that Private Frazer bit down on the right.
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 3:49, archived)
# AMERICA IS USA!
pahaha
(, Mon 6 Dec 2010, 22:41, archived)

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