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connor ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:18,
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Lully :)
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:18,
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super lully :))
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FIEND ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:19,
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The seagull makes it!
Nice :)
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:21,
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*squints*
oh! it's a hot air balloon! lovely :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:21,
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hmm, time for bed, i think
g'night all!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:54,
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Have a hug
Has cheered my mood
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:24,
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chin up mate
:D
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FIEND ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:28,
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Thank you
and hugs to you
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 1:14,
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I like this.
:]
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:26,
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that am a vere nice balloon
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Shiksa ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:27,
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KITN? OMFGPIXPLS?
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 1:12,
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littil mickey teh kittin :)
check my facebook
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Shiksa ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 1:24,
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yeah I was thinking that
I keep getting all those plaintive "you haven't been back to facebook recently" e-mails, sometimes several a day, what a needy fucking web site
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 1:35,
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Oh, connor.
Please don't tell these optimistic, happy, fluffy people what happened next. It's almost too harrowing to bear.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:28,
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Very nice indeed.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:36,
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Delightful as always :D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:40,
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:)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 1:43,
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everything you do is a balloon
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 2:31,
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 2:41,
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0% ABR
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 3:02,
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Monkey Worries?
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Weetobix ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:04,
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Quincy Teabag: The Great Adventure
Click for bigger I had to make some sort of poster for a uni project so I did one based on this story I wrote .
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:13,
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Very cool
:)
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:13,
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Thanks :)
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:14,
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nice
typography is hard
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connor ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:19,
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Yeah, it took fucking ages to edit all the kerning.
By the time I'd started on the small print I was ready to set myself on fire. I did a much quicker job of the small print, I didn't even bother editing letter spacing.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:21,
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this is good
but you are mental
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:20,
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Haha why
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:21,
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um
quincy teabag?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:24,
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Yes
It's a strange name for a strange character
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:25,
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:)
i'll take your word for it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:27,
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AN HERON
top job there sire
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FIEND ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:29,
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nicely done!
oh and HELLO! (*click*)
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:30,
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Howdy! I was thinking of gazzing you earlier.
How's everything?
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:31,
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prety good, pretty good
yourself? do the gaz!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:32,
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I'm good!
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:34,
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infact
thats fucking ace. wooooOoOOooOOooOOOOOo
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FIEND ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:36,
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Cheers :P
I just hope it's not "too simple" for my lecturer's liking. I think it works though.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:38,
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quality over quantity
what I always say.
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FIEND ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:39,
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Yesp
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:58,
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Very nice
One question: does Quincy teabag?
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Tagnut loves pies ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:44,
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Awful.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:58,
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I actually read the tale.
Recommendations: Spike Milligan's Bad Jelly the Witch, and any short writings of HP Lovecraft. Your yarn has elements of both. Keep reading/writing!
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:59,
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I was directly influenced by Lovecraft :P
Most of my short stories contain Lovecraftian stylings.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 1:11,
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Glad to hear it!
You've clearly got a distinctive style of your own; but it might amuse you to read "Bad Jelly the Witch" in the light of the above tale. Mind you, Amazon are asking £164.95 for it at the moment, which seems a tad steep.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 1:18,
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Haha!
I think I'll pass. If I come across it somewhere though, I'll give it a look.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 1:19,
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On the other hand,
the same company are doing a 900-page hardback "Necronomicon: The Best Weird Tales of HP Lovecraft" for under a tenner at the moment. I bought it, despite the absence of "Nyarlathotep".
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 1:28,
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Nice colours
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 1:44,
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doog Don't read this. ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 8:14,
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:p
...... and yes - I am one of these geeks ;)www.b3tards.com/u/43cdf6526fe4800e16bb/saddo_wars.jpg for bigger edit: I hand-drew the bottom of the Jedi's habit to remove a wall after which I couldn't be arsed to shop out the green fence - maybe another time.
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:43,
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you look good in white
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:44,
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Haha - how did you know?*
*The opinions expressed here are the views of the B3tan and do not necessarily reflect the truth.
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:49,
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just a lucky guess :P
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:53,
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I like the way Boba Fett looks rat-arsed, and the other pathetic fuckers are holding him up.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:49,
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Are you saying I can't hold my drink?
Them's fighting words ;)
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:54,
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I'm saying Boba Fett looks rat-arsed, and the other pathetic fuckers are holding him up.
If that's fighting talk, then tape up yr extremities and get ready.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:59,
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"My friend says he don't like you...."
"..... I don't like you"
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:02,
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Brrrrrrap!
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:11,
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Hahaha
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:13,
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what a charming fellow
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:45,
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The children who made it had nothing but glee.
They tried to make arms, but alas! Physics got in the way.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:55,
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im down
put ya dukes up old man.
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FIEND ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:01,
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I only wrestle naked!
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:11,
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Chewie looks a bit "excited".
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:50,
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hahahah
which one ????????????? tell me NOW
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FIEND ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:56,
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Let's just say that what I lack in height I make up in hours wasted on b3ta.com ;)
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:58,
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I like the bear guy.
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zoldergoose ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:57,
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no girlfriends, you have
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:00,
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Truly you are wise
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:05,
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:D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:05,
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I met you in a swamp down in liverpool where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A soda
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:16,
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I saw you, little twunt, sitting there on a log. I asked you your name and in a raspy voice you said Nicola.
N-I-C-O-L-A Nicola ;D
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:17,
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hahahahahahaha!
fuck, i've got that on cd somewhere!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:18,
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Haha I have an mp3 somewhere
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:22,
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got a new mp3 for my birthday
haven't got much on it yet, mostly rock
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:23,
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just the one file? could at least have got you a player, the tightwads
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:31,
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it was from my mates
they're skint, just had to pay a fortune to get the car fixed. if they didn't have the car, they wouldn't be able to come get me to stay at their house and get pissed ;)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:35,
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Haha I like the way Boba Fett looks rat-arsed, and the other pathetic fuckers are holding him up.
Also nicely done with the redrawing of the Jedi's habit.
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ClanSoul ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:16,
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thanks on both counts
if I remember rightly I was somewhat worse for wear when the photo was taken
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:24,
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Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:43,
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Haha!
Excellent!
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Halk ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:46,
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hehe
shirley a fez would fuck a sharks hydrodynamics right up
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:48,
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well, it surprised me
i would have thought it was a tiger shark, or possibly a bull, i'd never have pegged it as a white tip
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:49,
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a bull? in the sea?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:51,
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pff
bull shark, or zambezi shark. carcharhinus leucas, commonly believed to be the most aggressive of all shark species and responsible for a large percentage of attacks on humans.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:56,
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aah
could have been a bull though. theyre pretty aggressive, especially when there's a footpath in their field. i bet they havent even considered that.
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:08,
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i wouldn't think they have, no
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:10,
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Shark el-Sheikh?
Sharm el-Shark?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:03,
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Fezzes are cool.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:06,
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*shoots fez*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:07,
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\o/
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:14,
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i don't like hats
they make me look a twat
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:15,
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Hats are great. The soviet ushanka is my favourite hat.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:16,
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i've tried many hats
none of them suit me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:19,
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8O
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:22,
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it's true
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:24,
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They say there's a hat for every head..
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:29,
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no youtube
but if there's a hat for my head, it hasn't been invented yet.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:31,
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8O
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:32,
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Very true.
I have two fezzes by the way. And a pipe.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:08,
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Pipes rule.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:19,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:13,
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Just like that?
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:20,
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Dear oh dear :)
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:12,
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Shark jar, jar shark.
[/Tommy Cooper]
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joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:22,
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F_CK
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FIEND ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:12,
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_UCK
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:13,
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"Boss! The fuck! The fuck!"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:40,
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Welcome to Fantasy Fuckland.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:50,
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S_MPR_N_
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:26,
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 1:31,
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These waters are full of fuck
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:36,
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F_CK _P! ;)
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:36,
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you cunt.
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FIEND ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:38,
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Totally
:D
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:38,
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unbelieveable... tsk tsk tsk
Is there any way to undo a 'click'
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:39,
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I am just getting a mod to delete the whole thread now
This really isn't on
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:41,
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im ninja-ing it now
stupid fucking uploader takes years, delete it you utter asshat shitcunt. xxx
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FIEND ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:40,
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I will delete it, sorry
And post the whole full size picture
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:42,
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WHAT ARE YOU SAYING EXACTLY?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:42,
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The hand shadow on that tv is shit mate
Edit: oh you changed it
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:43,
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Too slow :)
I think I was editing while you posted, sorry about that.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:43,
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Hahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:44,
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It's a conspiracy!
I 'tineye'd your pic to see the source, and look! ::: www.tineye.com/search/97e04a370c971ab946adc900dae5a3729628bdf9/ ::: (this link will expire in 72 hours)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:46,
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Pipebaby frowns at your shenanigans
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 1:59,
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Jail Bait
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:53,
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For fuck's sake, let it go!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:12,
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hahahahhaha
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FIEND ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:28,
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heh
kill!
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HumanDescent Curry curry curry ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:40,
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Goooood evening.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:47,
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what a stupid cunt
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:44,
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LEAVE THE STUPID CUNT ALONE :(
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:46,
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Belay that order!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:48,
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NO!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:49,
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My pleasure !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:50,
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Get in the queue, I'm leaving her alone first.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:08,
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Ha-ha!
8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:17,
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Hahaha
Nice one, again! :D
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Frogbeat ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 12:41,
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Excellent
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ThoughtTrumpet bin lurkin'.. back now tho ,
Tue 7 Dec 2010, 1:02,
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:43,
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christ, imagine trying to walk on those stone floors with all that
it'd be like a skating rink
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:44,
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It could be salted
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:46,
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two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was assaulted. FIN
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KeenBean objects to this comma ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:48,
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EPIC
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:56,
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ASTOUNDING!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:57,
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EXCELSIOR!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:58,
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WEETH THEESE GENERIC CHOCOLATES YOU ARE REALLY SPOILING US!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:59,
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GO COMPARE!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:03,
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:06,
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hahahahaha!
strangely, i had sprouts for dinner
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:08,
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I love Brussel Sprouts best all all the minature cabbages
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:13,
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they are very tasty
except with chestnuts. chestnuts are fucking rank.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:15,
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I don't think I've ever tried chestnuts I bit into a conker once that was distgusting ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:16,
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me too!
they just look so shiny and appetising!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:20,
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They look like they would taste nice, like a little apple or something but it's all to fool you ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:22,
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deceptive little fuckers
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:25,
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Hahaha.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:09,
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Hahaha
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:39,
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Imagine being the cleaner.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:54,
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"easy cum! easy go!"
O_O
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:57,
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welcome to Camelot, Sir Cumcised
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:47,
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Pfft
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:56,
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*hesitant to cross moat*
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:48,
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. . . and apparently often . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:49,
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It's only a model
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:05,
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:S
hahaha
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FIEND ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:08,
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*drum roll*
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:08,
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Eeeeew!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:10,
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Mug Software
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MrChimp previously Monsieur ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:21,
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Mug!
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:27,
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What type of tea are we talking here boss?
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:31,
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Milk and two
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MrChimp previously Monsieur ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:32,
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No, sugar ruins it - yuk
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:33,
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BURN THE HERETIC!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:54,
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QT
saves all that messing about with teabags and milk
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:33,
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Oh no no no no no! That tastes like the stuff you get out of vending machines.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:34,
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that stuff is to tea
what 4chan is to b3ta
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MrChimp previously Monsieur ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:35,
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Absolutely Yorkshire Tea made with Yorkshire water now that's a brew.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:37,
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my mum takes it on holiday with her
and there's always half a jar left, which she gives to me. i got used to the taste, now i quite like it.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:38,
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this is the basis for all perversions
:) soon you'll be demanding it
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:58,
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well, it does work out cheaper
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:00,
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don't take the teabag out of the cup
and add another one before long you just add hot water and um I don't know where I'm going with this
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:01,
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to a used teabaggy hell
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:04,
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I'd better bring the appropriate rubber outfit
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:05,
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the pink gussetless one?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:08,
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That's it you've done it now you won't see him for a while now I think he's searching for tissues.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:26,
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i heard he goes through 3 boxes a week
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:33,
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and the rest!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:36,
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DISCOMEATS! YOU'RE BACK!
Yaaay!!! :D *missed discomeats* *now to sleep & dream of buses*
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 1:52,
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Mugged by a mugging mug !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:32,
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The T-Man?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:32,
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Good evening
I hope you all had a smashing weekend
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:21,
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ARRGH the ultimate fuckery
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:23,
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Pfft he does have that startled animal look here somehow
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:30,
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He was caught watching Communion Porn on the TV
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:35,
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In the name of the fucker, the fuck, and the holy fuck
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:25,
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HOLY GRILL
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:26,
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blessed be thy fuck
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:26,
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also, my weekend hasn't been smashing
i've fallen on my arse twice tonight and been "rescued" by 2 mormons who wanted me to discuss god with them :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:40,
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I've been mostly drunk, all weekend.
Haven't fallen over, yet. *steadies self*
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:44,
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it rained all yesterday
then the fucking rain froze. the streets around here are like a skating rink. my right leg and my arse are bruised up a treat.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:47,
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*skates past window, waving*
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:13,
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Freebase - you always bring out the mighty swears, and I thank you for that.
But I just don't get you, man. *apologises*
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:33,
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correct response involves shouting FUUUUUUUUCK in various configerations(which I have done myself many times)
..everything has a shelf-life though.....time will tell :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:44,
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The swearing I can get behind 100%.
It's just him. The face is freaky, I'll give you that, but his prolificacy is bewildering.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:06,
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:34,
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FUCK A DUCK THAT FUCK!
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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:18,
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Utterly smashing.
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:37,
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Now there's someone with a smashing blouse.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:55,
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Praise be!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:10,
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We demand your braaaains...
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:03,
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They need brains but they ain't having mine.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:07,
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So, what are we going to do tomorrow Brains?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:08,
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more braaains?
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mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:15,
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St-st-st-stuttering therapy, Mister Tracy.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:16,
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The same thing
We do every night, Pinky.
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A Nony Mouse ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:08,
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^ Win
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 7:06,
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they'll have to find the fucker first
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:09,
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Brains are over rated !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:11,
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But Brians aren't, they are quite Blessed.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:12,
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expect to see more of this as we move...erm..."forward"
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:12,
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fictgishes
Hi, Below are some messages I have sent to mr schteven regarding a picture he has posted about zombies eating police brains suggesting that it may not be fitting in today's climate. They are accompanied by his replies????
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:20,
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Send.. more.. paramedics.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:34,
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:D
fucking love that film!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:48,
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Rabid weasels, Bert.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:14,
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Idiots!
They won't find any brains in a police van
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CanonCaliber A big bore ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:47,
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someone evil nailed a teddy to the wall :(
tons more on me flickr EDIT: thanks everyone for the lovely comments, sorry had to dash off, quality horror movie on the box :D
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duts Optimus whut? ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:56,
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Superb!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:57,
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if they hadn't
it'd be pushing up the daisies
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:58,
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why are all your photos taken in my old high school?
;p
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LS18 ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:59,
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its a bit low poly
is it for a game? Have you ever met pyramid head in these places?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:59,
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Who's to say he isn't pyramid head himself?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:01,
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no
but about 30 seconds after taking this shot I got nabbed by a confused looking security fellow. thankfully he wasn't wielding an enormous axe :)
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duts Optimus whut? ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:02,
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So exactly what are the trespass laws concerning derelict buildings?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:06,
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derelict does not mean ownerless
of course, the owner might be hoping that it spontaneously combusts for no apparent reason and not in any way related to any impending planning application or anything, lol, as if that'd happen :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:11,
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essentially if you haven't "forced" entry or stolen or damaged anything
and you have a plausible reason for being there (i.e. camera equipment) then all that security can do is escort you off the premises :) I got nabbed in High Royds once and the security actually called the police and the coppers told them as long as I was willing to leave without any trouble (which I was) then they weren't interested...
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duts Optimus whut? ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:23,
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"I got nabbed in High Royds once"
I hope they didn't damage you must have been painful.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:31,
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aye, as long as you don't take the piss if the cops show up, "inconvenience" generally doesn't occur.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:32,
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This is the duts
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Frogbeat ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:01,
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In halls I had a stuffed bear handcuffed to my radiator. I called him Teddy Waite.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:02,
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i had a stuffed toy seal cub as a kid
even back then, my mum thought it was a bit tasteless of me to call him club
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:06,
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hahahahaha
Ace! This made me chortle more than it should :-D
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:08,
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:)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:10,
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"Club the Seal" deserves his own childrens' TV series.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:13,
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indeed he does
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:14,
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there could be a club for the kiddies too!
The Club The Seal Club! and they could have tshirts "I
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:33,
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and badges!
but don't forget, it was my idea
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:39,
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don't worry I won't forget that
I'll use a resemblant but legally distinct Porpoise! HAHAHAHAHAHa ha hahahah ah ah ahahhahahahahahahaha (this didn't even make sense in my head)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:43,
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it doesn't make sense out of your head, either
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:45,
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They could be ironic "Club Seal Club - we don't need no stinkin' badges" badge
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:48,
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yes they could
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:49,
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bwahahahahaha ....*hangs head in hall of shame for laughing*
he did waite...he waited and waited
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:06,
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The Teddy Bear Wall Of Fame
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:02,
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Ooooh superb
Thought it was a photo at first.
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Rykan ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:04,
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I'm beginning to suspect you're vandalising places first ,then clicking...
keep up teh good work
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:07,
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Nicely
and what sick bastard could do that to a teddy?
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:08,
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me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:09,
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*Recoils in disgust*
You really scrape the barrels of utter depravity *glares*
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:14,
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teddies are shit
just scraps of cloth with stuffing in them. at least they're not porcelain dolls, i'd take a hammer to every fucking one of those if i could
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:16,
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its resting.
if we hadn't nailed it to the wall. VOOOoofff... it would have been off!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:14,
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But it's bearly moving ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:16,
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Very nice...... creepy creepy.....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:17,
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this rules
still enjoying so keep them coming!
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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in? ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 0:35,
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Swarovstika
Inspired by a retarded customer query. Am I going to hell?
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Rykan ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:42,
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if this is the state of your customer queries, I daresay you're already there
check that satnav just in case:)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:43,
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definitely, your destination is crystal clear
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:45,
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we got our tree from there
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:48,
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Frohe Weihnachten!
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LS18 ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:52,
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Hahahaha
Best tinsel ever
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:52,
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Ooooh~
I really want to make one of those for the top of my Chrismas tree. Does that make me a bad person? :3
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Rykan ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:54,
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only if the jews ironically turn up to your christmas party
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:54,
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stille nacht
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:56,
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I reich this :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:03,
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SWASTIKA!
It's Jews verse meeee Latest craze in Germanywww.youtube.com/watch?v=4KquQWrqO-0
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:58,
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shortest protest in history
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LS18 ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:26,
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fatwah imminent...
good thinking by not taggin' it
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:32,
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nevah
not with my own anyway :)
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LS18 ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:35,
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Who is this Allah to whom you refer?
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:32,
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just a name I've heard, eh?
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LS18 ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:36,
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you went there :P
EDIT: funny thing is, I was about to call you out over Mavis' post (the previous post) ha ha!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:33,
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not sure what you're saying
but it must relate to my earlier comments about the towers, etc.
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LS18 ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:39,
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I was geting ready to jokingly tell Mavis that he had the nerve to go where you wouldn't earlier (with your Hindenberg pic).
I was brought up to behave that way:)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:42,
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I seeee
well, I won't squawk about what others post--even if it is something I wouldn't.
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LS18 ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:44,
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has he got a big one?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:34,
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*points to sculpture of it in top-right corner*
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:35,
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mindpiss
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:36,
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That's a phallacy ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:37,
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that's too big even for me
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:41,
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you see that big white tower in the upper right hand corner of the pic?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:35,
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i see it
but i'm not sure i could handle it
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:40,
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If you aren't sure--you can't :)
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LS18 ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:50,
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i won't try, then
i'm in enough bloody pain tonight!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:51,
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but if you ever DO try, save the memories as .jpgs
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LS18 ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:57,
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of course
but not until my arse stops hurting :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:59,
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now now, it's not like they do something strange
like pray towards a meteorite oh.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:43,
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I think they have a rather short fuse when it comes to people dissing their diety--ya think?
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LS18 ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:48,
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It's like this
Which is obvious, and requires no explanation. :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:54,
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yes
but much fisting opportunity being missed here
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LS18 ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:02,
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Is that what it is? So this is what happened to Superman and his "Truth, Justice and the America Way"
he's buried in there with this Kryptonite!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:50,
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maybe if he'd worn a high vis jacket, he'd be ok
I know people mock health and safety gone mad but it does serve a purpose! To late for superman now, but we can learn from his folly. That's right, his folly.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:52,
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damn superheroes, they think they're invulnerable
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:54,
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fuck allah y'all bitches
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:00,
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*declares holy war on internets*
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:12,
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ysol ab abl blap ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 1:50,
archived )
too soon?
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Testicles just for you ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:14,
archived )
i can haz hindenburger?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:16,
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Yes my best friend's pet labrador was killed in a giant floating cucumber explosion you insenstive bastard!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:17,
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a gaint floating cucumber?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:18,
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Gaint
loss of blood to the brain due to overly large erection.www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gaint
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:21,
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best misspelling misunderstanding ever!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:24,
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MHz ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:36,
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This would have made a great film Titanic Vs The Hindenburg set against a background the WTC attack
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:39,
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all it needs is a few cyborg flying sharks, inexplicable car chases and lots of explosions
and it'd be fucking awesome
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:56,
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Let's hire Arnold Schwarzenegger to play a cameo role in which for no reason he could slip in "I'll be back!"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:00,
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Aggh!
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:43,
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*sends to Michael Bay*
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:13,
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Uh oh
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:35,
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needs more hulk. ;)
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Testicles just for you ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:49,
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i approve of such silliness
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:39,
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that's how my grandpa went!
too soon man, too soon.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:45,
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DESTRUCTION
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:46,
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MHz ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 21:00,
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Sorry to raise your expectations, Smashy. They grounded them all after the incident.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:22,
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bugger
just as i find out what it means :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:25,
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Oops typo - can never get a typing error past you lot ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:24,
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not when i'm sober, no
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:28,
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way too soon
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:19,
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turst ... tusrt ... turstturstturstturstturst
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:24,
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fucking tourists
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:25,
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THE WAR ON TOURISM
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:26,
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hahahahaha.....serious rofl's here
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:28,
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oh hai Serious Rolf
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:34,
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Panic bells, it's red alert. There's something here from somewhere else. The war machine springs to life.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:21,
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still, at least everyone's a superhero
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:26,
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Well in all my years here at The Crucible, I have never seen anything quite like this...
no idea who that chap is, I just found him on the Danish internets I've just translated the page. He is an elf who likes to give golden porridge to Danish children. I wish I was making this shit up (zoom out on the page to close the pop-up)
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:50,
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ha! he's like a medieval timmy mallet
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:52,
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the horror!
Look at each other and say EGADS! Look at the King and say GADZOOKS!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:53,
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or you'll get a bash on the noggin'
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:54,
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hey nonny nonny!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:57,
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Luckily if he had been about then someone would have killed him for being a twat
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:05,
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Whack him with that hickory stick . . . whack him . . . whack him good !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:57,
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he could stab hime like a marshmallow
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:02,
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Unbeaten in his last ten wins...!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:58,
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haha
is that a real quote?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:01,
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Nearly..... I was going to do the classic one of.....
"Fred Davis, the doyen of snooker, now 67 years of age and too old to get his leg over, prefers to use his left hand instead" But spotted the one I posted on www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=156022&page=2
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:22,
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nice!
you don't happen to know the score in the white/hendry match, do you?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:02,
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8-6 after penalties
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:03,
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hendry pisses me right off
forever dragging frames out with safety shots and snookers
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:06,
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They had a Star Trek style fight
when I say fight I mean they had sex with each other
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:07,
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potting the pink in the back pocket, eh?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:08,
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the pink hit the brown in the pocket
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:10,
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the old ringpiece ricochet
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:10,
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THREAD DELETION ALERT!
someone hold me, i'm scared
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:15,
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*holds*
*fondles inappropriately*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:16,
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*enjoys*
*rolls over, farts and goes to sleep*
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:18,
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*dutch ovens*
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:19,
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i would google that but i'm too scared ;p
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:23,
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it's nothing overly scary
it just involves sealing someone under the covers with a fart
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:27,
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haha brilliant! i normally waft the covers to share the love
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:34,
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i love t!
I was just catching up with my favorite Flickr group earlier today ::www.flickr.com/groups/facesobjects/pool/
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:37,
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hahaha awesome! i love those sort of pics
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sock more tea vicar? ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:41,
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*heals*
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 23:49,
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Worst Domo ever?
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xixax ,
Mon 6 Dec 2010, 10:12,
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You know it's a dodgy estate when the police travel in pears... I think he's off to a conference.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:17,
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*headdesks*
is her riding to a police conference with the comiceioner?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:17,
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oof! :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:23,
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:)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:26,
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He seems like he's in a bit of a blush.
He should be core-ful he doesn't cause a rocha-fick accident /coat
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:18,
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They have guns and they know how to Packham.
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RRNot is a miserable sinner ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:33,
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They'd have to be bananas to go there in the first place...!!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:23,
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Are they after hard core gang members..!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:24,
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It's a conference pear so I think they are going for the Softly Softly tactic.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:28,
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Do the vehicles grow on special branches..!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:31,
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Well whatever division they are in you can guess the one in charge has pips on their shoulders!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:35,
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Mybe they're in the first force formed.....
The peelers....!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:38,
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I promise not to repeat the same pun that I just used on Facebook
unless forced
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:28,
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haha I found it appealing ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:29,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:29,
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hmmm
what are you trying to tell us mofaha?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:31,
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Those multiple posts are a fault of the software
I'm pretty sure.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:33,
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Oh dear what is it with fruitphobias here on b3ta you hate pears, Smashy hates bananas
is anybody else threatened by fruit in a menacing way?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:31,
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Pomegranates make me nervous ~ `|` ~
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:42,
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All those beady little eyes inside...
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:45,
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See also: Passion Fruit
For extra slimy eye-likeness.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:01,
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I once got a chinese burn from a lychee
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:52,
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bananas are evil
it's a well-known fact
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:09,
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My favourite is when you're being reasonable about it.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:33,
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Hahaha
how dare you.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:35,
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:31,
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Oh no you just di'int.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:40,
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 22:51,
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That . . . is a pear to draw to !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:40,
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Well I think PC Plum may have an issue.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:42,
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HE IS IN DESPAIR!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:53,
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pip pip
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:00,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:10,
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What a bizarre concept.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:16,
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Core
limey!
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:11,
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quick and very silly
inspired by my comment in valin's thread
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:10,
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Very timely indeed !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:13,
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having the time of their lives!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:18,
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takes time to make time !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:20,
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arf..............red doesn't suit you :D
EDIT:that's NOT saying your bum looks big in it
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:14,
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but i like it!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:16,
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Me too . . . that's why I clicked it !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:18,
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:)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:20,
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Of course, all three will be right twice a day.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:15,
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there's a 8.01 in the morning, too?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:17,
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Rumour has it.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:12,
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well, i'll be damned
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:13,
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All three buses will arive together...... any hour soon....
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:18,
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damn public transport!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:20,
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signs of the times
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herman:D ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:26,
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gah!
i've already had a run-in with mormons tonight!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:28,
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I've had the one in the blue
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:35,
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i'm not surprised
she's a dirty little strumpet
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:37,
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They should protest in Times Square
:-)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:03,
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oof!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:04,
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room for a little one?
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:56,
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Wooyay!
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:57,
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Chem trails
*dons tinfoil hat*
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:58,
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lollers
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FIEND ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:40,
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nice gif
flight plan is a tad questionable :)
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LS18 ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:58,
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very small carbon footprint though
which should please Al Gore :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:01,
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Cherry tarts please Al Gore !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:02,
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hahahaha
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:06,
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That is not as easy as it looks . . . not that I'm saying that it looks easy !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:59,
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pfft...............to be honest it WAS!....
just one moving part/timeline (CS5)/select number of frames /done..tiny bit jerky but not to worry:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:05,
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I like jerky . . . me !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:06,
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I've never used a timeline animation in PS
I always use frames. Does timeline have some advantages over using frames, or do you just use it out of personal preference?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:09,
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same here....I use frames,but for this decided to use my son's computer (cs5 and better graphics)
the only advantage is you can place an object to follow a line then select number of frames....computer does the rest(NICE N' EASY)...I first did one on cs2 but had to place the object for each frame and then it was even more jerky.I keep meaning to upgrade my computer but I'm often thinking it won't yield any fresh ideas....so for now I plod on with the old technology :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:25,
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Actually that sounds useful.
I might give that a look.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:39,
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Chem trails....... it's plane to see....!!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:02,
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Nicely done.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:05,
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Hooray! Err, hang on, he's coming in...Abort! Abort!
Mind if I slip something in here? Not worth its own thread etc...
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:08,
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where's my bacofoil bonnet?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:11,
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Likeeee :D
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herman:D ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:20,
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hahahaha
aww and spang.
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FIEND ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:41,
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Mortgaged To The Hilt
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:45,
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get a job
;p
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LS18 ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:47,
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What's wrong with dirt farming ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:50,
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nutting
borrowing money is a nasty habit people have fallen into over the years
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LS18 ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:56,
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Very true . . . I have found out that in order to have more money that it is more advantageous to save rather than to borrow !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:01,
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is that a
euphemism?
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:13,
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The funny thing is that it is . . . yet it isn't . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 20:49,
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house prices rising?
it's a sign of the times
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:47,
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Not a bad idea . . . I need a clock sign !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:51,
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a good valid point for lots of people at the moment
bastard banks
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:49,
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Gothic as gothic can get gothic . . . a Valin point !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:52,
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Oh
so now over inflating the housing market looks like a bad idea, tough titties
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funkatron ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:03,
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prefer my titties soft
thankyou
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Elvis impersonator ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:17,
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Whatever you're into
I'm not judging .. honest
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funkatron ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 19:22,
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Maybe a "Grant Wood" help them out ....!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:51,
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You've got it . . . that's it . . . time to cash themselves in !
Oooooooooooooooh Kay . . . what is the opening bid ?
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:54,
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Whatever the asking price......
I'v gothic.....!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:59,
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SOLD to the man . . . well I heard a bid . . . wonder where he is . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:03,
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Sat in an orange wicker chair.....!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:06,
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*blinks*
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:08,
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Neverending Store-ee, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah..
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:52,
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It's like wiping yourself with a hoop . . . there's no end to it !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:56,
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Carol Vorderman'll sort them out.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 17:59,
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She claims that her claims of helping claiming claims are just that . . . claims !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:05,
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save us
No. nice gif:D
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herman:D ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:19,
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S O S . . . save our stuff
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 5 Dec 2010, 18:21,
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