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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Ha ha!
/likes
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Well suited !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:28, archived)
# Makes him look very dapper.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:31, archived)
[challenge entry] pop
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] pop
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
# hhahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] and of course
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:34, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:45, archived)
# yes, well done you
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I just...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Und




(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:39, archived)
# no idea what the hell's going on there.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:51, archived)
# I saw this on the news
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:59, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Cool er !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:04, archived)
#
Stop winding him up! :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:05, archived)
# hahahahaa
ace
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:38, archived)
# I'm doing a B3ta Review of 2010 instead of a normal newsletter
what stuff do you think I should mention?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Kate Middleton's lovely norks.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:01, archived)
# I've never really thought about her but you've made me google
and this is weirdly stalky
hothottie.com/25/kate-middleton/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:08, archived)
# that's disgraceful!
*bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# ^ One would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:23, archived)
# anonymous Says:
That tiny yellow bikini pic is photoshopped. They put Kate Middleton’s head on Jessica Alba’s body.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:26, archived)
# I'd put my head on her body
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:54, archived)
# not only that
Yeah - but you got that from the comments on the page.....

but according to tineye, even the body isn't on the boat.
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Is that Jahled?
hothottie.com/images/kate-middleton-press-harassment.jpg

He never shares these pics on his flickr :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:35, archived)
# yep, definitely him
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Hahahah
Mental, everything is ticked above the waste line; though I rather unwisely let my 16-35L go a few months ago
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Don't worry, I can handle the situation now
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:40, archived)
# Hahahah
*Let's Mediocre take over*

Might grab another next week, and that will be number three. Learnt my lesson this time; very useful lens, and for more than stuff like that^
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:18, archived)
# NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:58, archived)
# Will there be CDCs?
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:01, archived)
# Tips on how to become
an internet cunt would be nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:03, archived)
# ^this
but with added cunt shed tips.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Kittens and Norks please
And the illuminati and fondue maybe football.
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Illuminati with fondue on their norks
and kittens without fondue or norks
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# Tinsel titties
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:07, archived)
# I'm sure Kerry's got something more flattering, but this is how most of us will remember her
www.flickr.com/photos/james_godwin/4274160577/in/set-72157623072587983/

Edit: I'll give him a call if you want, Rob
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:07, archived)
# that £2k raised - where did the money go?
I mean, I'm trying to write something and I don't know that detail.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)
# cheers for the photo
I don't need a gaz - I've used some stuff someone wrote in the recent QOTW. It's more appropriate than what I could write as it's someone's words who knew her.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Too late, I've just gazzed you Rob
Some of that money's going to be used to reimburse me for the unnecessary wear & tear on my keyboard now :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Anjem Choudary
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Things and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:10, archived)
# there was that day that a spammer really got his message across
and we all bought Nike trainers from him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:13, archived)
# I'm wearing them now!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:22, archived)
# they are really good quality aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:34, archived)
# And warm too in this snow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:37, archived)
# I'm going to buy 'meds' next
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Why the letter "W" has gotten so much attention recently.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:14, archived)
# Could we have a double page centrefold of a penguin, with tits and a ginger beaver?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:14, archived)
# that's a lot of animals
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:18, archived)
# 4 In total and they are all very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:30, archived)
# I suggest you ask Jamnog.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:50, archived)
# How about emailing a few choice b3ta threads to that gym where the Freebase meme was pictured
and seeing what happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:17, archived)
# I'm envisioning b3ta board members all in hammerlocks.
/doesn't really know what a hammerlock is. But it probably hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:21, archived)
# His name is Jeremy E. Jones
/helpful
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:21, archived)
# You email him.
I'm scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:23, archived)
# You arrange a link, I'll mail Mr. Jones
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:40, archived)
# How about
this: www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=freebase&p=2
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Dan Bull's stuff, that was this year right?
And cyriak's stuff, too.

Can we have a Christmas Quiz?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Definitely Cyriak.
That last thing he did with the spiralling mutant heads was extraordinary.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:22, archived)
# the commercialisation of our pics through b3ta, the viral advertising agency
and cdcs
and squirls with teets
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:22, archived)
# what viral advertising agency?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:26, archived)
# make that the
Meme Advertsing Agency en Mass
MAA'M
/sucks at acronyms blog
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:39, archived)
# You could link back to your interview with Blessed
One of the funniest things I've listened to all year :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:26, archived)
# you know what
I might do that. B is for Brian Blessed.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:29, archived)
# yes do that.
I still listen to it every now and then on my phone mp3 player thing. There's a bit on it where you do a silly laugh but that's not why I listen to it.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:32, archived)
# yeah I have hysterics at the end
it was the weird tension of it then relief. Left it in as it was very much part of the experience.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
# you're thinking of masturbation.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:37, archived)
# Don't we all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:42, archived)
# ...Hmmmm...?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:34, archived)
#
www.tnes.co.uk
Ok maybe not. Happy Christmas to you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:44, archived)
# This: for headline writer of the year award
uk.buzz.yahoo.com/article/1:yahoo_uk_irel306:f48c9e7c5d168e0bebd66e07205178a5/Nonce-Pope-to-deliver-Christmas-message-on-the-BBC
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I can't believe that's still there.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:23, archived)
# They've taken it off the popular headlines page, but the story page is still live.
I guess they're keeping it in place so they have ammo for the guy's disciplinary meeting tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Pencils.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Plans for the future?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:47, archived)
# How excellent Hulk is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Mi5
MI5 Cool squad.


(PoorSucker, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll just put this one here, on accounts of the pengins in it

i'm cold. it's freezing. why am i cold? i'm wearing furry boots !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Must be the wet hair !
might as well put a c on it OOS . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:42, archived)
# true true
good call
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Chop Chop !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] i like them guins
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
He's one smooth mutha fucka!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:02, archived)
# It's struttin' it's stuff y'all !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Clear the ice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:36, archived)
#
Disco dis way, disco dat way
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:05, archived)
# reminds me of this
dancell.cwahi.net/star-wars-paper-snowflakes.html


or should I put that on /links , and then put a link to /links here...?

/Confused
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] those long cold lonely scientific assignments
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Sexeh!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# it was very distracting looking for the source images
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:13, archived)
# What, snow blindness?
{:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# well it snowed anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Oh how you suffer for your art
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# indeed
my right arm is killing me now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:31, archived)
# have you considered getting an ergonomic mouse?
(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:55, archived)
# are they sexier than penguins?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:12, archived)
# No
but they fit in your palm easier
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Dance for me, Colin!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# he can't - he's busy taking photographs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:32, archived)
# *glees*
*surveys arse*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:37, archived)
# Is it getting hot down there . . . or is it just him ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:40, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:43, archived)
# I say
mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 21:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Fun for the whole family this Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:58, archived)
# This picture and any derivative of it
horrifies me.
How anyone can find this funny is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiio!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
# relevant repost

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:26, archived)
# I just had to block it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry. I had to.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:19, archived)
# RIS?
Sorry, old chap. Don't follow your banter.
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:21, archived)
# BISCUITS MOTHERFUCKER
DO YOU EAT THEM
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:23, archived)
# HAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
# It's a biscuit tangent.
Penguin
Club
Triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiio!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:24, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Done before?
EDIT: More legible now?

(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Down Calm.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Sort Of With This.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:33, archived)
# eh?
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:36, archived)
# 'Ehy'
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Yeah?
Yeah!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Thing kind of.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Ah!
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:50, archived)
# eh..eh
scouse penguins
(Sherbs, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:31, archived)
# All wark and no play.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Makes the pumpkin King.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:41, archived)
# It's scared that a fire might breakout !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:16, archived)
# that poor box! hasn't it been through enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:17, archived)
# I think it's enjoying it really.
Edit: and massive woos to atomic.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:19, archived)
# I'll rip him to shreds.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:31, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Woo hoo!
This compo is the dog's bollocks.
You cannot fail with penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:21, archived)
# I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:23, archived)
# ORALLY?
farm3.static.flickr.com/2413/1800906060_0f7edcc0c6.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:27, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Woop, yanowie, hooplow!
That's still how the kids say it, right?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Hooplow, yo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Dashing . . . through the snow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Crashing . . . in the snow !
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:46, archived)
# This way up ^
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:48, archived)
# UPS trials new bad weather parcel delivery service
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:55, archived)
# that poor box subjegated to all that abuse :(
woo *Clickety click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:56, archived)
# That's a big mountain... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:37, archived)
# this is lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:30, archived)
# This is
excellent.
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCK YOU SEAL!!!
(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Something tells me
there is a deeply ironic and intellectual reason we should be chortling and repsonding fullsomely to this..
which I'm missing
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Seals eat pengwins.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Shopping for new fashions
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Give me your tired, your poor . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:07, archived)
# You maniacs! You froze it over!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Breakout some feesh !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:41, archived)
# This is really good!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:13, archived)
# haha!
PR from earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Christmas to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I need to select a massive spanging pan for this
I wonder if I can get help?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:50, archived)
# here - borrow my T1000
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:00, archived)
#
Be my guest :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:00, archived)
# Hah at last
Picks up the "Narrow based face alterer"

*SPANG*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:20, archived)
# It's a fair cop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:22, archived)
# I beg to differ on your upper limit
I present the EXPLODA-SPANG!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Oh wow. That's some special spangage right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:49, archived)
# What's black and white and red all over?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
# is tha red or read?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:56, archived)
# The cat in my freezer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:01, archived)
# A penguin serial killer?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:21, archived)
# A checkerboard bleeding to death.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Jacko's dick
after the cub scout party?

I feel this joke would benefit from a time machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Fish Trek.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Great beaming beakers . . . they've beamed the beam up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Quit dreaming and get on the beam!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# I'm beaming of a white Chritmix . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Cripes
Is that a visual echo (or whatever you call it) that you created or an optical illusion?

I see the whiteness where they have been, after the fuzziness I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# It's a seperate layer with a bit of blurry yellowy, thingy...thing.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# That's far too technical
It's not the yellow thingy thing though. It's after that.

It's an optical illusion because sometime I see it and sometimes not.

It is very effective!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# We'll put it down to the magic of Christmas then :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:41, archived)
# probably eye AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:42, archived)
# That is exactly what I fear it is
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:45, archived)
# to go where no penguin has
gone before ... :D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Who's beaming them up?
Scotty of the antarctic?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Badum
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Tish.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:51, archived)
# We need more Siberian Crystals!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Cute little fella off to work :)


Click for Wallpaper Version!
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:09, archived)
# This makes me do a little joy wee.
I also found this most amusing.

EDIT: I'd love to see the sauce for that tie. Looks just like the prefects tie for my old school.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
# yeah
me too!
(jonny_power boom chika wah wow, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:12, archived)
# Ha-ha! I got the source image for the tie
from Harry Potter. Griffindor I think ;)
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Ministry Of Fisheries?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:33, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Yay!
I want to rub his cute little belly.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:33, archived)
# perv
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:56, archived)
# ahahaha!
he can do my accounts any time!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Gotta catch the whale to Tunatown.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Last one... The google polar bears' final revenge over the evil penguims.
Damn I had a lot of spare time @ work in the Christmas of 2004.



Previously www.b3ta.com/board/10291796
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# This is fantastic, why has no-one replied?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:22, archived)
# this ^
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 19:07, archived)
[challenge entry] bwaaarp!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# haha fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:38, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:52, archived)
# *looks down pants*
*finds no contrary evidence*
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:52, archived)
# For some reason I think that is what would happen if Simon Cowell screwed a penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Cannot unsee
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Feeeeeeeeeeeeed Meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Love it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Elvis of the penguins!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Poor thing lost his comb.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Hahaha Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Serious inbreeding here.
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:50, archived)
# ha!
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Found this critter dying on the beach. The kids were initially horrified when I put it out of its misery.
But enjoyed the tasty biscuity snack afterwards.


(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Christmas dinner - sorted
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
# sad yet tasty :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# YAY! penguins are made of sushi...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# no they aren't
they are made of No Entry signs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# No they aren't.
They're made of Austria flags.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:48, archived)
# No they aren't,
they're made of old Wimpy logo's.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Dammit
you copied me!
b3ta.com/board/10291339
although you did do a better job to be fair
(Lord Chode, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
Classic B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:18, archived)
# twang!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# hahahahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# boy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoinnngggggggg!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
Classic
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha
"All of us are in the gutter, but some of us are pointing at the stars"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha, so much for cock ballast.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha
marvellous!

And with that, my working year comes to an end!

Happy Christmas B3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Happy Christmas, Waspy!
x
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Happy Crismus!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:15, archived)
# you too matey
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:21, archived)
# You too Waspie!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
# merry chrimbo waspy!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Same to you and many of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
# hahaha
nice sproinging action there
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:20, archived)
# cheers kindly
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Flawless concept.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# suprise penguin cocks are always amusing..!
Aren't they ? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:07, archived)
# oh yeh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 16:56, archived)
# wth?... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:25, archived)
# So glad I didn't miss this.
Fucking epic win right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:03, archived)
# pfft
learner penguin
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Vampire armbands!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
# *Envies swimming cap*
What is it about penguins that make them so extra cute when they are dressed up?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# ^ :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:15, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Hahaha, what a wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Winnnnaaaaar!!!
:) *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Better to be safe than sorry
Swimming isnt for the faint hearted ... :D
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
# You silly pengy.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not sure I've got the hang of this challenge
(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:01, archived)
# I think you have
This deserves more replies.
Is it cos you is newish?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:14, archived)
# No, it's not.
It's because there is something very similar just below.

I feel bad though, becausae they are not the same and this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# becausae
becausae becausae becausae
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah, but they're both me.
Once you get the idea in your head, it's a hard one to shake. Phnar.
(UncleMikey A wholly owned subsidiary of HSBC, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# I have started seeing Jimmy Wales everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Boobs
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Yes.
media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Yermo77/ManBoobs.png
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Also,
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:14, archived)
# who?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:04, archived)
# I can't see what you've photoshopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)

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