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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:00,
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Reminds me of Colin, from "Ideal".
"I'm on probation!"
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:10,
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or mickey from league of gentlemen.
'I want to be a fireman', 'you can't mickey luv, you're thick as shit'
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spesh. ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:10,
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hahaha,
at least three of these blokes were my bosses when I worked stacking shelves at the Co-op Superstore in 1990-1. They all shared the same 'Armani' suit and sov rings.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:42,
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Happy
Sad Happy Sad Happy Sad Happy Sad
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:49,
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Reminds me of
This film that's currently doing the rounds in the Netherlands.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:57,
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Doop doop doop come on and do the conga.
There is no reason for this.
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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:16,
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Now nibble through my ball sack!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:37,
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Smooth talker.
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:38,
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I have just heard it on the simpsons.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:52,
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chip is pleased to discover
that "tight as a duck's arse" isn't just a phrase
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:43,
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:D
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10297883
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herman:D ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:03,
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Hahahahaha
that's fucking magic.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:12,
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Is it yesterday again?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:43,
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Ah
so it is!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:59,
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That is an ace bit of animating
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:57,
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Quick, dirty, but cathartic
It's been bugging me all day. (and prolly bindun lots already)
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:59,
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Yeah, it's been done once that I saw :)
I had to have it explained to me, because I had no idea he'd written that song.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:04,
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^ this
I'm not clever enough for here :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:18,
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Yes
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:04,
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^what she said
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herman:D ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:10,
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Won't you roll away the stone? And why be cold and so alone?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:05,
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here it is: www.b3ta.com/board/10298387 Diff headstones but similar thoughts.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:10,
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Charlie Chalk!
That's a much better clown. Cleaner flippin' gravestones too. :-) Apologies to The Wub (who is lying beyond) and everyone else for the repitepitition
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:19,
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Charlie Chalk, Charlie Chalk
Was a lazy cunt and fucked a goat Charlie Chalk, Charlie Chalk Loved it up the arse, whilst on laughing gas
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:24,
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or the most famous of them all: Joseph Grimaldi
They have a memorial service for Grimaldi every year in Dalston, London in Feb (6th this year) and loads of clowns attend.golondon.about.com/od/februaryannualevents/p/clownsservice.htm Anyone fancy it?
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:36,
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I hate clowns
The clown started out as a medieval representation of the devil
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:44,
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all the more reason to love 'em
I'm more of a jester fan - it's more satirical and in ye olden days, the jester was the only one who could take the piss out of the rulers without being banged up. They gave us satire. What's not to love. Woo!
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:48,
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Oh... I didn't know that.
Maybe he's not such a better clown then.
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:37,
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See, this is why it never got a second series.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:13,
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Fuck me
When did Cesar Romero die?
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the Angry Gumball Harmless American ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:54,
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:51,
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*sighs*
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:53,
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Hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:54,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:55,
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That's a good spang pic.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:57,
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Thanks, I saw the source and thought maybe he's going to but a second fish!:O
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:00,
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herman:D ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:00,
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*fears*
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:04,
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Loves
Could watch forever and probably will
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:07,
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Lov you to;D
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herman:D ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:13,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:03,
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Brilliant!!
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:05,
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Thanks
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:11,
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Reminds me of a scene from The Wicker Man.
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:56,
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Aaarrrgggh cannot get out of mind
Pecking the carcass of all Spangs.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:04,
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:35,
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"TYPE DESU AGAIN"
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:51,
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i darent
my image is borderline 4chan, and for that i am fearful.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:04,
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It was a reference to this (not mine, btw.)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:19,
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hahahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:57,
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hahaha
a boot'll do if there's no frying pan close to hand
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:52,
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ha ha
WOO!
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lord bofingham ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:14,
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oh god!
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Sat 8 Jan 2011, 11:17,
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David Peckham
the fact they are 2 males makes it even more unlikely :D
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FIEND ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:21,
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Seams ok
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:26,
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what do you mean?
;)
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FIEND ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:50,
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Are you trying to tell me that is not a seam?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:09,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:27,
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damn
great minds n all
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FIEND ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:46,
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David Seaman
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:44,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:49,
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and then trigger
he dun pull a funny face!!!
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Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot... ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:26,
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LOLZ!
FUNIEST MOMENT N COMADDY EVA!!!
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Rico ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:27,
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Nah nah nee nah...
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Monty Propps ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:53,
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha
kerlick
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:55,
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GrrrrrATZ
on the frontpageage fatty
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-Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH) ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:00,
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Chhhheeeeeaaazzz hairy :)
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Monty Propps ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:01,
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hahaha :-D
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:05,
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you bastard. you are ruining my childhood
*watches front page*(i hear the areas around pontefract and wakefield are famous for forcing it. well, you know what they're like in yorkshire)
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar? ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:27,
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Your on fire this week
Da na na naaaa, da na na naaaa, da na na na na naaaaaaaa!
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:43,
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Hahaha
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herman:D ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:49,
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lols!
danananawwww danananawwww naw nawnawnaw
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kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:57,
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stupid expression, needed reappropriating
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:45,
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Yeah MTFU
There are so many people I know who need this advice.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:49,
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ASSCRONYM
thats the second time i've said that this week.
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FIEND ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:50,
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initialism
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my mum ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:18,
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so you should - it is a nice word
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:18,
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I am feeling more manly just from looking at this...
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:55,
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Nice attention to detail with the handprint ;)
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Monty Propps ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:58,
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Mr Toast, I am confused as to the message here....
is it, A: Pipe smoking makes you so manly, that you can perform buggery while smoking one and STILL BE straight? or is it, B: If you get loved in the "greek way" against your wishes, a pint of refreshing masculine real ale will make it better?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:35,
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or, C:
Homosexuality isn't gay if it's done in a manly way?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:48,
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it's reappropriating the godawful expression "man the fuck up"
as whenever I hear some fuckwit say it about how much of a "wuss" or "pussy" someone is being, I just assume that the pinnacle of manning up is to be a bearded pipe smoker bumming a balding man who is drinking bitter from a 70s style pint glass. That's pretty much all man there.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:51,
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Sorry for the sacrilege ... this popped into my head when I saw the phrase "all man" :)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:48,
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Ha ha! :D
Robocop the fuck up!
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Rico ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:51,
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NOW FILL IT UP IN NUMBER TWO!
Don't do nothing stupid, man. I'm a good shot. I could hit you in the eye from here.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:53,
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Bummin's too good fer 'em!
8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:56,
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I really liked that
I love the message too, not much more manly than man love, *those blokes who go for a nice soft womanly vagina are just gay! *I can't remember the name of the stand up who said that, but know that it was the death metal guy.
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Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:46,
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When John met Jo...
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:43,
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*shudders*
eurrrhgh can you imagine it.
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FIEND ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:44,
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That looks highly incestuous to me
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revolution now 👊 ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:04,
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if you gave him hair to start with
the morph would just look like breathing.
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waxdart hello. ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:46,
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you've managed
To make Jo Brand look quite trim.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:08,
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Whole new meaning to
Bumping uglies
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Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20 ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:46,
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The Giraffe of.......
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The only Dave is pushing things forward ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:05,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:09,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:09,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:10,
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Hahh, Vlad to meet you...
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:13,
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pfft
is that Vlad the Antelope?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:14,
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Similar!
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:19,
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puts hand in air!
Impala
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Signify ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:47,
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Well done...
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:56,
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this is genius!
I wish my brain worked like yours. *sneaks in at night and steals brain* I like this more than anything I have seen in ages. Shame it wouldn't work on the front page.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:32,
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part of me wants to reply to a bit of the neck
just to mess it up. but I won't. :D
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:33,
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pfft
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:37,
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Haha!
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Monty Propps ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:55,
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hahahaha
arf
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FIEND ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:43,
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The result of a one night stand between Mrs Clarkson and Les Dawson
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:56,
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hahah
top shoppage as usual Mr Ninj edit: watched a thing on tv recently about him, forgot how great he is especially his out of tune piano playing lol.
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FIEND ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:58,
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Cheers Fiendy...
...and a Happy New Year to all you lot :D
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:02,
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you too Mr ninj.
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FIEND ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:03,
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Who? Clarkson?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:39,
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Shopped only please
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:05,
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For no especially good reason
(except that it's in black and white)...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:13,
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hehe
very nice sir - hardly looks shopped
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:15,
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Cheers Bilbo!
:)
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:43,
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Haha
Nicely done :)
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Monty Propps ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:49,
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Ooh ta!
:D
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Ninj ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:01,
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^This
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herman:D ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 17:02,
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Mrs Clarkson had other things on her mind. Paddington Bear
A bit of trivia for you. The first toy Paddington Bear was created in 1972 by Gabrielle Designs, a small business run by Shirley and Eddie Clarkson. Jeremy's mum and dad. The original creator of Paddington Bear, Michael Bond was a BBC Cameraman.
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Mackeson_drinker ,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 7:47,
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That dirty old bugger
but she's Italian, who can blame him?
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sinisterduck ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:09,
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Is this a pea?
Has a very familiar ring to it... (as the ancient monument said to the clock tower)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:12,
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^This^
From not so long ago, either.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:28,
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I think it cropped up on one of the 'favourite posts' links that someone stuck up over the festive season...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:48,
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Not all that recently - 2004ish I think - same joke, different wording, very similar source images.
EDIT Ah yes, it was similar - Fancy a shag? - I have the time if you've got the inclination. ...damned if I can find it now...
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:05,
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It's an old joke
but I just made it - got the PSD as proof :)
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sinisterduck ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:14,
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Someone made something very similar to yours then
or vice versa
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:40,
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Aaaargh! The punnage!:O
Sorry have to TJ: Mate came round this morning as she was going with a someone to the Britain's Got Talent show as he was in it. He was about 20 stone and wearing an 'I beat Anorexia' tshirt. Talking to another mutual friend just now I commented on how I doubted that they'd allow him to wear it as it's the televised auditions. Apparantly he he wore it to the first auditions and he was told he wouldn't be allowed on the televised ones if he was not wearing it!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:14,
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As far as I'm aware
you have to wear the same clothes to all your auditions (anything up to six for X factor), so they can edit all the bits together* seamlessly and make it look like one audition. Ever noticed how many cutaways there are in the auditions?*either all the best bits or all the worst bits depending on their motives
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:22,
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I don't watch it:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:24,
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Compositing auditions? But surely ... 'what you see, is what happened'
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:26,
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Before I click
is that Charlie Brooker? If it is... class
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:35,
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Yeah it is.
Well if you watch that sorta thing look out for a big fat metaller with face piercings and a uke. He's actually menat ot be a fantastic player. BUsks for a living.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:37,
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I never watched BGT
and I don't watch X Factor anymore Not since my dreams were shattered a few year ago... *blub*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:42,
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Saramanga - nil points. :P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:43,
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Was it because of Lucy Jones?
I thought she was amazing and should have won. I have not watched this shite since then.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:00,
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Indeed :)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:37,
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Speaking of him, I had a very Charlie Brooker moment this morning
When I considered that 'Gentle Ben' was possibly an extremely tasteless metaphor for racial tolerance in the deep south; then had to re-evaluate Skippy in the context of a patronising metaphor for the differently-abled.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:58,
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I would rather watch Charlie Dimmock
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:46,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:23,
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Pipe- Smokin' Ginger
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:54,
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but that orange isn't it?
PS. Are you related to the internet cunt? EDIT: orange Ginger
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:05,
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the internet cunt? can you clarify, as i'm sure there's more than one
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:13,
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There is only one true internet cunt.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:17,
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so who is it?
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:34,
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Is it a friend of mine?
Is it my brother?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:49,
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ROB MANUELL
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FIEND ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:56,
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What, that guy who works in the guest house in Torquay?
Being a porter is srs biznz indeed ...
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:04,
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O_O
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:41,
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board/10280369
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:20,
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....packed with some nice sinsemilla
nice caricature man
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:06,
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You know
I have no fucking clue what a garel is I have no fucking clue what any of the captions mean, or the poems, or the haikus. When there is no caption, I have no fucking clue what the picture is all about Needless to say, I have no fucking clue who the models are, or what it means. But I quite like it all. You are definitely a card carrying space cadet.
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Not Pineapple anymore ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:18,
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You need not know what a garel is You need not know what any of the captions mean, or the poems, or the haikus You need not know who the models are (for there are none) In fact, I often have the same questions as you do But as long you quite like it all, that's fine by me.
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:38,
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Hmmmm....
Did this remind anyone else of the wild thornberrys?
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Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:18,
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hahahahahahah
uncanny, his trouble with drugs led to looking like the painting though.
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FIEND ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:57,
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where's the pipe, tho?
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danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:00,
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I remembered..
a scene where he had a monocle and a pipe, but that's the closest google images had, apart from another rather disgusting picture...
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Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:08,
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I am about 99% certain
that daniels version is wearing womens clothes.
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Not Pineapple anymore ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:35,
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hahaha
self portrait? good as usual Daniel, good to see other mediums.
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FIEND ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:55,
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First proper tattyshop I've done for a while. Hopefully not bindun.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:27,
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that'll do spicely
: D
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:31,
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Shockingly overlooked comment.
Didn't get the condiments it deserved.
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disco_doctor "Am I in?" ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 16:51,
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Is there some kind of law now that Nicholas Cage has to be in every 3rd film Hollywood produces
regardless of how suitable he is for the role?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:33,
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he does seem to appear in a lot of stuff
most of it low-rent shite.. maybe he's saving up for something REALLY expensive :D
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:35,
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Maybe he's going to but a second fish!:O
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:35,
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Did he head-but his first fish then?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:58,
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Well who wouldn't
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:27,
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Maybe his leg had just grow?
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:03,
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I think he spent all his
money and is now doing any pile of shite that has a paycheck.
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:35,
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Yep, he was declared bankrupt
a while back.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:38,
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ah, he owed $6.3 Million to the IRS
that might explain the barrel scraping :)
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:40,
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The thing is, I doubt it's his fault
It's more me wondering what the fuck the casting agents are thinking about? Cage is about the LEAST medieval looking or acting type in existence, why he's in this is an utter mystery?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:47,
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It's the way hollywood works
the studios get a big name in it, so it's likely to make more money. And if it flops, their backs are covered.
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:49,
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Plus if he(*)'s attached to a film it's more likely to get produced in the first place...
(*) - or any other 'name'
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:02,
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To be fair
Ron Perlman is the ONLY actor in Hollywood who looks medieval, and he can't star in EVERYTHING. As cool as that would be
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:23,
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Yes.
I hear he's up for the title role of the HOllywood version of the Vicar of Dibley.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:36,
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Regardless of suitability?
Be fair. If suitability for the role was a criterion, he'd never get any work at all.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:58,
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have you seen the wicker man remake?
No actor could have been more perfect for the role. 1 of my favourite comedies
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Mousing ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:38,
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Well, perhaps for the role of the actual wicker man...
Wait a sec: that's what you meant, isn't it? Damn. I'm slow today.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:45,
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no it's not!
He's fantastic in it, youtube if you haven't seen clips already!
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Mousing ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:49,
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i saw him on glastonbury high street last month.
TRUFAX
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:39,
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Was he following a pagan around with a pepperpot?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:45,
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He's playing Michael Eavis in the
Glastonbury movie.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:57,
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^ Lilly Allen?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:51,
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'You'll like this...not a lot...........
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:18,
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Mmm,
Oh yeh
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Mousing ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:22,
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Carpet burns.
Ouch.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:23,
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shagpile....
nice and soft
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:24,
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With a foam backing
He loves to speak Spanish during lovemaking. "Underlay, underlay!"!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:28,
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Ooof
ha ha
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:31,
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That's going to cause a bit of chafeing
and what does Debbie McGee have to say about all this, eh?
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:25,
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Caroline Aherne
aka Mrs. Merton when interviewing Debbie McGee asked : "Now Debbie, what first attracted you to the millionaire, Paul Daniels? " classic!
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Mackeson_drinker ,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 7:35,
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Rug Abuse!
stop it
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:26,
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haha woo
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:28,
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Ha ha!
That was the worst scene in Aladdin, if you ask me.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:32,
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Well I suppose if you DO want the carpet to be rigid enough to fly on.....
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:34,
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^ Small Daniels
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:27,
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I thought he wore a rug
not shagged it. :D
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:32,
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Hnggh! Hnggh! This-a-way!
... my oh my.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:40,
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pft
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MAP ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:43,
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I woud love to stay and chat
but you're a complete bitch.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:04,
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hahahaha
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:01,
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Looks like
Ricky Gervais
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Geoffpeas All the cut ,
Thu 6 Jan 2011, 4:36,
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Making shelf stacking more fun.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:16,
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Like the pic, like the image compo suggestion. Good potential :)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:29,
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haha
and I love the challenge idea.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:33,
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yay : )
I wish I had invented tetra-pak.....
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:33,
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Then your grandchildren could spend all their inheritance on hard drugs.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:43,
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hur hur
perhaps this could be entered into the naughty shop challenge.... go and rearrange shelves to make tetris......
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:34,
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I was thinking that it ought to be compoed, too...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:59,
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ha ha ha
But does this mean you can only buy a single shelf line of shopping at a time?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:34,
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A work of literary genius
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Paul_P ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:01,
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:11,
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but I want fresh content :(
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PedroHin My car pal tuna's synth drum ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:31,
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Guess what I had for lunch...
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doog Don't read this. ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:55,
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Was it Fish & Chips?
Also, what does your sig say? ┌П┐(◉_◉)┌i ?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:00,
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Two bowls of sick :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:01,
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alphabetti spaghetti?
: )
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:19,
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Sausage roll from Greggs?
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:22,
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did you eat the bottom one?
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:36,
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fried magnets?
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:36,
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fried shitty
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:42,
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Somebody certainly poked someone
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:13,
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Gaaaaahahahaha
woo
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:13,
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Happy new year RiverToast!
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Happy Ghost : a soggy combination of river & toast, on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:15,
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begone
back to the orphanage we dumped you in:O
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:17,
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hahahahaha
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:29,
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Haha
nice cocktail!
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:15,
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^ This
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:28,
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Ha ha!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:21,
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Hahahaha
brilliant!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:43,
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soz
about this...tis lame
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Sherbs ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:11,
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Sorry.
beandun many times I'm afraid:(
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:12,
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a-ha
fairplay..i just wedged abit of food stuff in there
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Sherbs ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:14,
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:18,
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oh dear
that actually made me laugh out loud!
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:21,
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hahaha!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:31,
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pfffffffft!
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Mousing ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 13:23,
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Hello
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:31,
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Hello
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:39,
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Hiya
On and off today ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 14:39,
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fair enough then................soz about my reply
which is equally lame :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:31,
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