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[challenge entry] Bored At work
Noobin Off

(Dagnamski The New Loud, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:11, archived)
# "Is that a berm?"
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:15, archived)
# It's a gay berm!
Un explerding gay berm!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Short and simple?
(JoePesky, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:59, archived)
# And that's why God invented cassocks.
8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:00, archived)
# hey


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:50, archived)
# hey daire
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:52, archived)
# I hope that's not Paul
(JoePesky, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:58, archived)
# This is amazing



(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:01, archived)
# RAINBOW POOWWEERRRR
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Destroy - the - whole - world - with a rainboooowwww
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Meat!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:06, archived)
# Creeped me out slightly then. :p
Great work though. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Bitopus coupon
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:17, archived)
# they call me potter
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Is it a racialist term used by kettles against your people?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)
# BLUDDY ELL ARRY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:34, archived)
#
Swayze is the real GHOST, he's gonna get you
(JoePesky, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Hedshrinkydinkus!
*bwoop*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:36, archived)
# tiny head.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Heh

Hagrid has a line in the first movie, "You're a Wizard, Harry", which became a source of catch-phrases in our house for a while.
"You're a lizard, Harry", also blizzard, gizzard, Eddie Izzard.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:39, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! RBX13 the cake is not a lie, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Ha-ha! Real world scenarios ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Damn
living with Uncle Monty!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:54, archived)
# "Come on, lads! The sky is beginning to bruise, and we shall be forced to camp.."
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:07, archived)
# REPOST
(7 hours left to save Earth, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 1:06, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Did this ever get FP'd in the end?
I must have 'liked' it about 200 times :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:05, archived)
# nope
i think it was too seamy
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:16, archived)
# you forgot the 't' :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:26, archived)
#
lol :D
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Creepy & cool.
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Not worth:
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:02, archived)
# The Two Ronnies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Sandwich


Click for bigger (166 kb)
(El Matador, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:57, archived)
# christ
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Maid Marion was ace.
It was like Police Squad for kids.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Amen to that, brother.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Whatever happened to Tony Robinson?
He created a work of genius like this, and was easily the best thing in it, but these days all he seems to be doing is grovelling about in other people's gardens looking for bits of smashed cups.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Just the smashed cups, I think.
8(
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:33, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Stick it in the George Foreman
Then we'll see
(JoePesky, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Stick 4 of them in.
Then it will be a four-man Foreman Assange witch sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Oh, he's good.
Too good!
It's a trap!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Do it tomorrow, and after it's half-grilled finish it off in the wok.
Once it's done you'd have fried a Friday four-man Foreman Assange witch sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:33, archived)
# *melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Yeah and and and
I got nothing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:40, archived)
# I'm rather hungry, now.


Mmm. Lead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I think they should punish Julian by smacking him over the head
with a bat so you can the see the blood in his evil villain hair. No reason
(JoePesky, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:13, archived)
# I like your image in words.
I'm seeing it as I type.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Like
haha
(JoePesky, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:24, archived)
# or
(JoePesky, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:28, archived)
# ^
This one.
Definitely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:35, archived)
# *chooses*
darn you Julian *shakes fist (holding AK)*
(JoePesky, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Just off to Tesco's, love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:38, archived)
# *sprang*

click for better quality
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 2:05, archived)
# haha, great minds, made this one a while back

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:05, archived)
[challenge entry] no photoshopping required

image challenge entry
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)
# CDC etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)
# I think you're mistaken
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:43, archived)
# I think you're right
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Too bloody right!
Quick, replace the biscuit with Jesus's flesh and the Ribena with his blood
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Posting this again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:23, archived)
# hahaha
love it!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 8:16, archived)
# I hate to be pedantic
But isn't photoshopping the whole point of the B3ta board? :\
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:44, archived)
# And where would we be if we didn't all follow the rules......
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)
# speedball 2
(JoePesky, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)
# That's OK then.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:57, archived)
# I was going to photoshop one with the pope
but, honestly, how can it be as absurd as the real thing? too left field I guess for this time of night
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)
# For instance
if you shop lobster claws onto him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:51, archived)
# I should have mentioned it's an image challenge entry
I know what you're saying, but the point was that it's not photoshopped
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:55, archived)
# I think I see your point
I think you're missing mine.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:57, archived)
# nevermind
The joke was that it didnt need photoshopping, I guess its one of those left field jokes you need to catch the board in the right mood for, you either get a laugh or you crash
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:59, archived)
# you should have done a headswap
then it would have been funny
(JoePesky, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:03, archived)
# Ah
just like this little gem
www.b3ta.com/board/10286911
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:07, archived)
# Needs more Bennett.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:08, archived)
# tru dat
(JoePesky, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Too much Bennett!
Nah. I'm kidding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:27, archived)
# I get why you did it, although I disagree with your definition of it as a joke.
But coming back to the point everyone else is making, you've posted an unshopped, leeched image, and entered it into the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:19, archived)
# You may be on to something
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:54, archived)
# We'd prefer it if you did, Clay.
Just saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)
# or didn't considering the source image
OMG I FOUND DIS ON THE INTERNETZ AND ITZ WELL FUNNI
(JoePesky, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:52, archived)
# winnar
(JoePesky, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Have you shopped a cock OUT of this?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:46, archived)
# ha ha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Grats on the FP btw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)
# I'm starting to wonder if it's shopped
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:52, archived)
# are we so conditioned now
that any picture of a kneeling choirboy brings thoughts of ecclesiastical perversion to mind.

The church seriously needs a rebrand..
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)
# I suggest
"Child-fuckers Incorporated"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Buddy Pope!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:54, archived)
# fuck off and die


just like you I couldn't be arsed posting anything nice
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:01, archived)
# This completely
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:13, archived)
# and congratulations on posting it as a comp entry
bit fucking lazy not even rehosting it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Didn't even notice that :(
*retracts semi-praise*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Don't worry
you only put it in a little way.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I bet she loves Jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)
# .
www.freesound.org/tagsViewSingle.php?id=20984
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Trip pin !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Yay.... adds a whole new dimention to the job...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)
# Tune in next week, when someone pokes their head into AN ALIEN WORLD!!
Just their head.
Or maybe a hand.

Clickage, also.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:32, archived)
# haha excellent :-)
i was thinking she could also fit small children through...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# That's plain mean.
*tries*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:02, archived)
# true fact
That's MY lollipop lady, and she PWNED the road by my school.
(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:10, archived)
[challenge entry] "Have you been drinking this evening sir?...'cos I certainly have"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Off to jail.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:59, archived)
# hahha
awww making a man whose had a stroke do a breath test
(JoePesky, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:59, archived)
# At least he got to blow up the wrong end !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Hahaha.......
Did you know......
He played the sax solo on baker street......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:03, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:08, archived)
# this week's game
of 'guess the compo without looking at the front page' is particularly taxing
(meepmeep is, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
HE'LL BE MAKING BALLOON ANIMALS... IN JAIL
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Hahahaha:DD
(herman:D, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 5:45, archived)
[challenge entry] WAKE UP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Squeaky Squeegee!
My favourite band.
Woo, also.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:37, archived)
# Gotta love that raw sound !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:40, archived)
# WAKE UP YOU PISS !
Perfect peeping tom
(JoePesky, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:40, archived)
# It keeps his interests up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)
# That trampoline is working nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:41, archived)
# BOING !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Trampolene!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:41, archived)
# BOING BOING !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:43, archived)
# is that a sheeple?
why do they always sleep so much?Also why does everyone want to wake them?.....it's a bit mean if they're having a nice sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:44, archived)
# WAKE UP SLEEPLE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:45, archived)
# That . . . is a phrase worth coining !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:47, archived)
# This is the church,
this is the steeple, don your tinfoil and wake up all the sheeple
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)
# "let sleeping dogs lie"
that's what my dog always says
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)
# KEEP ON THE GRASS !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Reminds me of some of the best days out I can't remember....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Right you are . . . we used to call them concerts on the green !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)
# But it was just you on acid playing a guitar to an anthill in your backyard.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Every other Sunday !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:04, archived)
# Reminds me of some of the best days out I can't remember....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Right you are...we used to call them green on the concerts.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:11, archived)
# How can I forget when I don't remember . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:14, archived)
# I can't remember how much I'v forgot...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:18, archived)
# huh ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Wasn't that..... sure it might have been something else......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I'm sure I remember nothing.
.......................see ya's... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:38, archived)
# Tis the path to enlightenment..!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Today a young man on acid
realised that all matter is just energy condensed to a slow vibration.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:13, archived)
# I think he's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:17, archived)
# It must be anti-matter !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:20, archived)
# doesn't matter
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:21, archived)
# what
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:26, archived)
# MOAR

Your stuff is fantastic btw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Thanks...and thanks for contributing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:34, archived)
# DIE YOU DICK!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:53, archived)
# *adds to mictionary*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:57, archived)
# You'll have to go back a long way to find the source...
I think it was originally a Killerkitti drawing that Mr. Pineapple added tentacle arms to, everyone got involved, can't remember who wrote "DIE YOU DICK!!" on it...
Someone else wrote "SOMETHING" which for some reason always makes me laugh, so if we're making a DIE YOU DICK and no-one else adds it, I always do.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Ooo ... I keep forgetting that everything on here is years in the making :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:09, archived)
# Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:48, archived)
# excellent, as always
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 0:19, archived)
# I can even pronounce concert..... when I'v been smoking the green....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Concertrating does get difficult . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Nighty nite.... XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:12, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Jealousy and envy run deep in the hearts of the woken !
Myself . . . I like to dream day and night ~ ~ ~
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Now he goes cleaning windows to earn an honest bob....
For a nosy parker it's an INTERESTING job.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Work is all play . . . and play is all work . . . it keeps him going . . . the nosy jerk !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:50, archived)
# If that don't keep him going.....
He can always have another bite of his little stick of Blackpool rock...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:55, archived)
# That's the stuff !
One afternoon the band conductor up on his stand
Somehow lost his baton - it flew out of his hand
So I jumped in his place and then conducted the band
With my little stick of Blackpool Rock
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:03, archived)
# That's tomorows animation sorted out for you then....!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:09, archived)
# My work is cut out for me then !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:13, archived)
# Reverse Bungee
Window Cleaner!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:48, archived)
# The anti-gravity of the situation keeps him busy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:51, archived)
# so thats the git who squeegees at 3am

bloody spounderman !

in other news - a very polish problem



with apologies to Cliff Richard's Porn Stash
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Oops . . . it looks like a general strike has hit !
Declare Warsaw !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
A tip of the hat..... *click*
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:27, archived)
# if i were Valin i'd animate this . but im not that good.
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)
# That it pretty good and thick the way it is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:26, archived)
# illuminate is watching you masturbate?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Gob darn it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Illumin-onehundredand-ati!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:40, archived)
# 'KIN NINE DART FINISH FTW!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:54, archived)
# They love their Christmas crackers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Eye get to the point....!!!
I likes it.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Made me think of shelves of scouring pad multipacks ...
/spent too long in retail blog
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] In space, no-one can hear you fwap.
Gaaaaaahhhhh.....beaten to it (below) *grumbles*

(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Can never have too many strippers.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)
# Whythankyouverymuchsir.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Let's take another pole . . . poles can be fun to take !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Whythankyouverymuchalsosir.
Edit:- Also, be alert....your country needs lerts.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)
# *throws coins *
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:36, archived)
# licking her own strap-on
it's a gift that keeps on giving
(JoePesky, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:36, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:46, archived)
# She's bending over backwards to try and make their job more interesting...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Let's take a pole . . . he certainly is !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:16, archived)
# He has a good pole position.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:20, archived)
# She's got the inside track !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Yeah...it leads to a tunnel.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Stunt Duck !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Be nice...strippers have feelings too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:43, archived)
# You know it . . . I feel there feelings too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Bizzare, yet delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Like your parents before you, you are the driving force of ...

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Eyes on the prize.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:03, archived)
# thermal image of Thelma?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Sweet sweat of a slutty seductress sliding sensually southward.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Sweet sufferin' succotash !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:30, archived)
# I'm just going to keep adding to this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Great . . . if you don't you never will . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Calm down. I know you're excited by this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:40, archived)
# My knuckles are so white !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Good to see submarine cock is still in there! :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Might have been done on purpose.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:47, archived)
# hahahah
Epic!
(JoePesky, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:34, archived)
# Die you Dick!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Alright!...Who wants to be a part of History?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:42, archived)
# It's like a time capsulated thing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:45, archived)
# The polish love to work...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)
# *shine*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:20, archived)
# I believe you have my pole-dancer?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:10, archived)
# For you?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:15, archived)
# I saw Riverdance
and was pleasantly surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Yay for FAT CAT
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Hahahahah
love this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 1:18, archived)
# Bird death mystery solved
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:00, archived)
# did they ever do a toxicology report on those wee fellas?
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:10, archived)
# not that we'd ever find out
besides, why would they?They probably know exactly already
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:19, archived)
# pu revoc tnemnrevoG
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:27, archived)
# ha ha!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:12, archived)
# It Came Out Of The Sky
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hkhw2ORFHsI&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:24, archived)
# AHA HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
FP this now.

Absolutely fucking brilliant - genuine tea / keyboard moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:58, archived)
# It's the end of the world as we know it.......!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Trainspotter - 100 points... Woohoo! New High Score!
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 20:53, archived)
# I watched The Movie Trainspotting
on TV last night. What a con, there was not one train in it!
(Mackeson_drinker, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Sure you weren't watching Drainspotting?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Hope a bird doesn't fall from the sky and hit him on the head....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Zoom!


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Haha, I'd definitely shop there :)
TJ: anyone recognise any of these? Can't see any tags anywhere on them, but at least one of them must have come from here...

www.chilloutpoint.com/featured/20-most-hilarious-movie-poster-remakes.html#120
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 20:56, archived)
# None of them seem familiar, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:50, archived)
[challenge entry] That would certainly make his job more interesting trying to collect that.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:40, archived)
# It's the butt of a few jokes
Well, one, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:44, archived)
# I like this
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Fag
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Kiss my ash
Stubbid Griffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:49, archived)
# I like big butts, and I cannot lie..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:49, archived)
# I like turtles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:51, archived)
# Heroes in a half-shell.
Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:52, archived)
# That's one Stubborn fag
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:54, archived)
# I'd like to filter these
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:55, archived)
# arf
That's menthol!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:00, archived)
# God just got laid.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:05, archived)
# In the background there, is that the big smoke?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Is this what they mean by a FILTERD picture ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:17, archived)
# A few more "Boehner of Oz" castings






previously

There was a lot of blubbering in that movie!

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Boner and his gavel!
Hey, you have a candle. You vandal. And you're from California. Yay!

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:09, archived)
# The Bush Family is very unphotogenic


(Lurch is played by John Boehner)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 20:23, archived)
# eh?
Happy andle day
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:15, archived)
# This may help you
de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:17, archived)
# ah right
He does have a lot of make up on in his picture on wiki
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Or it may not.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:56, archived)
# i'm Rissing on a star
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:36, archived)
# rissing here
but happy b3taday :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Happy Tuba Day!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Nice one!
Sousaphones are fun...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 23:15, archived)
# "Found it"

/Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Hull
dragged by your balls there
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:50, archived)
# That sock looks like it has been worn and fucking stinks
And yes, ticket to Hull, Sir ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
*clamps hands over his mouth so no-one hears him laughing*
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh, fucking hell, that is awful. I love it.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:00, archived)
# sorry
www.b3ta.com/board/10299537


doh! replied to wrong person....
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:00, archived)
# damn right camp freddy
damn right!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:25, archived)
# TO FAILAND!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:25, archived)
# hahaha... :)
Roger Taylor/Katy Perry Roger Taylor/Katy Perry Roger Taylor/Katy Perry
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 20:04, archived)
# NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm up then I'm down
I'm in them I'm out
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 20:11, archived)
# That's a bingo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:26, archived)
# fuck sake....now we'll have to move again

*reason why I'm not about
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:30, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Hahaha
I was wondering if you'd see this.
How was the pizza, btw?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:55, archived)
# it was cold and salty
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 20:00, archived)
# wrapped around your knob
by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:55, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Oh.... dear....
I'm going to hell.

Next to you on the bus?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 20:20, archived)
# aye :)
/am I right in thinking you're in MK?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 20:25, archived)
# I am not going to click "I like this"
I am not going to click "I like this"
I am not going to click "I like this"
I am not going to click "I like this"
I am not going to click "I like this"
.
.
.
*clicks*

You bad, bad man
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:07, archived)
# cute
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Evil, but funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 13:27, archived)
# It must have been done but i've been offline for a week and search says no so...
Photobucket
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:27, archived)
# bindun
yours is far less ris tho'
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:50, archived)
# bestest of the binduns
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:29, archived)
# i've seen it at least twice.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:31, archived)
# I maybe just being dense.
Is that back to frint?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:34, archived)
# I
Thought of that when i was doing it but i'm assuming he's buried on his back so I think it's ok... I think
(Samantha Bricks Better half done a poo on, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:43, archived)
# pink panther
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 19:38, archived)
# ARF
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 22:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure if this is allowed
(tiff3d, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 18:02, archived)

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