I awoke this morning to the holla of a Hyper intelligent triangle Australian bear
the rotter ripped my yellow pages
The title on the bookhas been printed funny. It doesn't even line up. I've worked for a phone directory publisher and they're bloody useless.
(
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 9:52,
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I hate the thingsThey're pretty much several kilos of junk mail in one go
(
fuscous,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:00,
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Panda = evolutionary dead end that should just DIE!!!
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:22,
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it's not a bear...but I like him
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 10:35,
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hahahcor blimey!
(
bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 9:36,
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I was about to do it, but now I don't have to!Lovely work!
(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 9:54,
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This is fooking classand brilliant
(
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 12:17,
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HahahahahaThis is ace.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 9:24,
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For Zumf !!!
Click for bigger
edit: 2nd time it hasn't loaded the thumbnail, uploading smaller pic
FIEND,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 1:44,
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Just as a minor TJ:speakers on, and click 'listen'
translate.google.com/#auto|en|feck%20off%2C%20cup
It's like having your very own female Stephen Hawking.
(translate.google.com/#auto|en|feck%20off%2C%20cup
It's like having your very own female Stephen Hawking.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 2:24,
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translate.google.com/#auto|en|monkey%20penis
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 2:25,
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Yay!What about an upgrade to 'gibbon gristle'?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 2:28,
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translate.google.com/#en|en|i%20love%20big%20dog%20penises
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 2:29,
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translate.google.com/#auto|en|big%20floppy%20donkey%20dick
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 2:43,
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arf! but she said floppy wrong :/ PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 2:52,
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^ That's nice for you
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 6:55,
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translate.google.com/#auto|en|polish%20my%20mouse%20buttons%2C%20big%20boy
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 2:28,
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this one doesnt work right :(translate.google.com/#zh-CN|en|he%20say%20you%20braderunner
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 2:34,
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I belive you want 'Chinese English' for that.../lacist
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 2:42,
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I love you, man!and also go on, go on, go on...
(
RedHouse over yonder,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 3:52,
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She love you loooooong time. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 4:10,
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oh wow, ha ha! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 4:03,
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I hope to god the Matthew Fox quote was meant to be ironicYou know he "lives life to the full, everyday, because of L'Oreal"
What a fucking spunkbubble
(What a fucking spunkbubble
Kris Fucking Kristofferson,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 3:10,
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precious little angel PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 3:47,
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Ice Station Chump Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 4:33,
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Compo it...The bottom left bit looks like a USB stick.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 6:52,
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Cheers Fiendface!If you hadn't told me what it said I would never have guessed! Crazy stuff :)
(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 14:08,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Pointless USB devices"){kind=small}
only Brother Power can save us now PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 1:01,
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“Evil and ugly modern society, retreat!!!!”
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 3:28,
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that would cause a pandemonium in anybody's underpants
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 0:14,
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Brother Power is coming back to thank you
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 2:15,
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Google Translate is odd, for me that comes back as Monkey Penis PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 2:26,
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ok, now I have mentioned Monkey Penis in 2 threads :P :P PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 2:27,
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OH NO CHICKEN MONKEY PENIS THE WORST KIND mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 2:49,
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i'd smash himi'd smash him good.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:57,
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where did i leave that immac? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:27,
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that's where i leave my portable walrus polishing kit Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:30,
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Cleans even the trickiest of sea-bound mammals!*ninja edit
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:32,
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That's why they call me "Ghost cock"You'll never see me coming.
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:38,
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i thought they called you "ghost cock"because you leave trails of "ectoplasm" everywhere
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:42,
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I give EVERYONE the willies.*Time for bed. G'night all
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:50,
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nighty night Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:53,
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The jokes on himBecause I booked him a chick boy
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:05,
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you say that as if that's a bad thing :P PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 0:09,
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Being a geek myself......it surprises me that I actually don't know.
(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:07,
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Don't think it's got much to do with geeksUnless the association goes: I like Anime. Anime is Japanese. I love Japanese girls!
I, for one just think they look nicer than "Western" girls. (Yeah yeah, yellow fever...)
(I, for one just think they look nicer than "Western" girls. (Yeah yeah, yellow fever...)
Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:25,
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I think there are beautiful girls in all ethnotypes.Just as there are many fat ugly white girls, there are many fat and ugly asian girls (just need to look at my social group for proof of that!)
I too find many asian girls more beautiful than many white girls. But I also find many white girls more beautiful than other white girls, too!
(I too find many asian girls more beautiful than many white girls. But I also find many white girls more beautiful than other white girls, too!
Ratsta,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:41,
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Some girls are bigger than others, some girls are bigger than othersSome girls' mothers and bigger than other girls' mothers.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:46,
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What I've seen thoughJapanese girls have really weird sex-faces.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 9:49,
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i bet his seat doesn't even turn into a bed Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 23:23,
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proof that a thing can be baked and half-baked at the same timewoo/yay/hatstand
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:18,
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I tried it myself . . . so now I am too ! Ed: Your Laser-guided auto-docking kit...includes wheels,safety barrier,sign,light,klaxon,decals,the lot!
was/is inspiring !
(was/is inspiring !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:21,
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it can't BAKE SPUDS though..shucks!!!.....maybe next model :)
( Elvis impersonator,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:28,
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RARRRRRJust did. I never look up in that corner! Replied :)
( Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:24,
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Try it yourself for a real taste test ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:22,
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Nought to tasty in 6 seconds Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:20,
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Faster than a speeding microwave ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:23,
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slice it up, computer chips! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:22,
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I lick the way you think ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:24,
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mmmmmmmmm, samwise....... Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:26,
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I lick the way you think ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:28,
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That's it . . . try it with your big toe . . . salt to taste ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:27,
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King of all the carbobitrates!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:30,
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Ruling with an iron skin ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:32,
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Brilliant . . . 1 + ways to compute taters ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:33,
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excellent!something to go with my fresh lasered chicken
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Wed 26 Jan 2011, 0:11,
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not a fucking chance*fears*
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:06,
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That's some pretty serious pomping there.Wow.
Give us a nip slip and I'll call you pretty.
(Give us a nip slip and I'll call you pretty.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:43,
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First Post!
Drew this back in March last year before this twunt became Prime Minister but it's just as relevant now!
Been lurking around b3ta for years but only managed to muster up the balls to join yesterday...
WooWelcome, Chair, Kittens, Never Leave, etc
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:48,
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Wooo! Proper satirical like!And apt, for he is the one with the face of plastic.
Woo! and welcome.
(Woo! and welcome.
Zumf Ham banjo,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:50,
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It always amazes how much courage it apparently requires to join this placeI was stroking snow leopards with three b3tans this afternoon who i've met via this place; which would rather indicate this is actually a rather fluffy place :)
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:54,
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eduardo agrees Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:56,
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Yay.My first post was political too.
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:55,
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Not hiding behind a daft username?You have balls, I love your balls!
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:00,
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hey! i saw them first! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:01,
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You couldn't find a pair of nutsIn a KP bag!
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:14,
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0_0bitch!
*scratches eyes*
(*scratches eyes*
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:15,
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Oh you are going to get it!As soon as I remember where I put it...
( Bob the mul Don't look at me that way,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:23,
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that'll be the alzheimer's Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:25,
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hurrah first post :)
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:00,
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WE'LL HAVE NO TROUBLE HERE! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:01,
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Huzzahtop drawing, welcome I am the boss here so you have to shower me with gifts
I may not be the boss.
(I may not be the boss.
FIEND,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:00,
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*golden showers*i mean the verb showers too
(
sock more tea vicar?,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:01,
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we are all grown up people here...we can make our own decisions... so go on then
( FIEND,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:10,
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He looks like a pezant ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:20,
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this is an eel. his name is eduardo.
hes pissed off at the moment, because he is a dr.who fan and has started wearing a fez. his mates told him he looks like a twat. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:27,
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I think he looks beret good.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:30,
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this pleases eduardo Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:31,
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Well he certainly has limited dexterity.Twat!
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:33,
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You're pretty much harshing all over eduardo's mellow there dude mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:35,
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There's no excuse. Unless he's from Madrid.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:36,
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he is, that's why he's called eduardo Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:36,
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OK, but he still can't play saxophone.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:38,
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no, but he can blow the trumpet like you wouldn't believe Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:40,
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Eduardo and his 600 volt embouchure.Yay!
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:45,
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he wants to play the thereminbut keeps electrocuting himself
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:46,
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:Dthat's not saying much!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:36,
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At least he is wearing it correctly, on his head!Unlike my bitch...
Wear it on your head you silly bitch!"
(Wear it on your head you silly bitch!"
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:38,
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so much for man's best friend! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:40,
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yay for fezzes! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:41,
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Doesn't he need a pipe?All fezzes are at their best with pipes.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:41,
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he tried a pipebut he couldn't light it underwater
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:43,
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Eduardo looks very nifty in his Fezmay he slither along with pride, knowing he knows every extra's name in the Horror at Fang Rock, being a twat
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:07,
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he is a twatbut he's a good twat
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:13,
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they call him a twat, not for the fez, but for the fandom of the kid's telly programme
(
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:15,
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quite possiblybut all the anemones watch in the night garden
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:17,
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eduardo looks eely crazy ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:29,
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You've ruined my childhood. With facts.I give you morphine induced jazz-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUrKtwdIgz8
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUrKtwdIgz8
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:27,
archived)
she was rescued by clinkerbell, the booze fairy Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:32,
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And another one
"Bloody carnivores, you can't trust 'em, always up to no good you mark my words.
smaggers Like a gibbon on helium,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:07,
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he looks so pleased with himself Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:08,
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it would make the riding more comfortable Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:11,
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I have no informationregarding the sex. I wasn't about to check it out.
( smaggers Like a gibbon on helium,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:13,
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You weren't about to check out a figment of your imagination?Chicken!
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:22,
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Too right.There are some bits of my imagination are no-go areas. Anyhow it was going too fast.
( smaggers Like a gibbon on helium,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:35,
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Ok, fair enoughIt's a good pic by the way :)
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:42,
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We need more things like this.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:28,
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Terror of the Deep!Drawn in the pub about an hour ago :D
(
keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:54,
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Every Japanese school dreams of tentacle sex.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:57,
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all japanese schools have exactly 8 entrances for that reason
(
pzyko Query failed.,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:07,
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better than my jellyfish last nightit was mistaken for a decapus/squid hybrid
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:06,
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Fuck paying to read the timesJust translate parsdailynews.com/77794.htm for De-RIS
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:49,
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Worst EU president everI saw her on the news the other night, god she's shit. She's such a wet flannel with next to no sway on the international stage.
I clicked in the link, it's all in foreign.
(I clicked in the link, it's all in foreign.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:53,
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She's got a decent rack for an older women though.That surely counts for something?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:55,
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it doesn't detract enough from her face
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:58,
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Spaniel ears.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:58,
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Needs more Andy GrayMmmmmm only joking
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:54,
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That comment is way offside!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:55,
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Sorry, I don't understand that.
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:58,
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You are every women in the world!aicmfp
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:59,
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*awaits probing*
(
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:44,
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I'm just being naked on this giant brain here, exposing myself to a businessman from the 50's.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:24,
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I remember seeing them live at Wembly back in about 1982(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:48,
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I saw them in 86 I thinkon the Hold Your Fire Tour..
Have you seen this from their new tour?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0U_09XcJRI
Top top musicians - best drummer in the world?
(,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:51,
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Have you seen this from their new tour?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0U_09XcJRI
Top top musicians - best drummer in the world?
O_OI agree wth the drummer bit though
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:58,
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£40 odd a ticket though!A saw Iron Maiden at Twickenham a couple of years back, that was fantastic!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 21:41,
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Damn - probably worth it thoughI've not seen Maiden since the Hammersmith Odeon was err the Hammersmith Odeon!
I bet they rocked
(,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 22:30,
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I bet they rocked
That was a different band? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 25 Jan 2011, 20:59,
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