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Lherkin, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)

fantastic

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)

this is making me giggle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:13, archived)

splendid work!

more!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:14, archived)

Excellent.

This could be the basis for an image challenge.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:17, archived)

film posters!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:18, archived)

NO YOU SHIT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)

Star Wars!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:19, archived)

NO YOU FUCK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)

O.K.,...Immense Bums then.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:24, archived)

Oh go on then

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:27, archived)

edit:heh heh

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:42, archived)

Immense BUMS

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:21, archived)

Also: good evening board!

You're all looking very blue today

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:22, archived)

i'd vote for this

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:22, archived)

We can easily isolate the ones who don't vote for this

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)

I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:23, archived)

*mwah*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:24, archived)

MY BUM IS NOT IMMENSE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:30, archived)

Pics or it didn't happen.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:31, archived)

i've said it before and i'll say it again

i am NOT going to photograph my arse!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:37, archived)

You could always get somebody else to hold the camera?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:38, archived)

you'd be amazed how few people are willing to do that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:40, archived)

Dogs doing civil service jobs!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)

Civil servants inventing cats. With immense bums.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:28, archived)

Hahaha......

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:59, archived)

Very good

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charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:07, archived)

I like this

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:27, archived)

rare old footage of Proffesor HindenKattz

(randomscally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:02, archived)

crikey

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)

that cat is clearly evil

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)

hahah

you're on fire (not literally) *click*

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:21, archived)

It shakes as it bakes......

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:00, archived)

yo b3ta!

somebody did a hello kitty picture yesterday so i did this but forgot to post it

sooperdooper

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sooperdave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)

hello kitty makes me sad

because there's no story or anything (at least that I'm aware of)
And it looks so very much like a rip-off of the work of Dick Bruna, who is prectically unknown in the UK these days

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)

impressive how they made it so massive with literally nothing behind it though.

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sooperdave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)

that's saturation marketing backed by a huge corporation for you

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:06, archived)

i think i need to get into the cat drawing business and make it big.

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sooperdave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)

Speaking of which (well, kind of), anyone seen this before?

If this logo wasn't designed by a b3tan I'll eat my shorts
funkyfilly-funkyfilly.blogspot.com/

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:21, archived)

looks like clipart to me.

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sooperdave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:27, archived)

~~clipart~~ a cock

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:37, archived)

haha, i see it now.

my cock spotting skills are obviously not as strong as yours.

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sooperdave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 23:30, archived)

They did eventually make a cartoon

apparently. Never saw it.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)

This.

It's odd how Bruna defends his Miffy creation fervently against parodies, while being unable to do anything about the Hello Kitty thing.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:30, archived)

is he still alive? crikey

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:41, archived)

Yep. He's alive and well, living on his own square here in Utrecht

there's even a growing chain of specialist Nijntje stores

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:55, archived)

cool

he opened a housing development where some family friends live
gave a speech and that. Ages ago now, mind

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:58, archived)

I believe him to be a very nice chap

Although his fierce reaction to parodies seems a bit out of character

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:02, archived)

what a rude cat!

hardly scientific, though

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)

hello kittys a creationist

and doesnt believe in all that science business

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sooperdave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:09, archived)

damn creationists!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:12, archived)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:26, archived)

Pah! Scientists.

What do they know?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:33, archived)

:D!

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)

this is also like that thing

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)

ha, i redrew my writing off that font.

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sooperdave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)

they're all much of a muchness

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:11, archived)

much of that muchness is muchly muched.

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sooperdave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:13, archived)

Yay.....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:01, archived)

misread the compo brief slightly

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)

i was waiting for this to show up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:56, archived)

your wait is over!

you may go

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)

but i have nowhere to go!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)

OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)

hehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:59, archived)

silly micto

Cats is not kitten.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:08, archived)

well, yes

that's why i wrote what i did in the subject line :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)

you deserve nothing less than a fate worse than

death!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:15, archived)

well i didn't expect that

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:17, archived)

Nadie espera la ...

Inquisición Inglesa!

(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:47, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:49, archived)

Fucking hell, micto

/ac

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)

All your base metals will be turned to gold by us

(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 8:50, archived)

www.mictoboy.co.uk

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 23:51, archived)

hooray!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)

Haha!

you fucking spacker :)

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Mon 28 Feb 2011, 1:41, archived)

Somebody set us up da bomb!

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 3:17, archived)

no returns policy from Dexters

I may have helped putting the lid and wrapping on.. and cats don't know how to use question marks.

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)

Send Dexter through the transporter tube !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:35, archived)

Godspeed Dexi.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:37, archived)

No, you cannot.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:45, archived)

What IS the fascination cats have with boxes?

Mine sits in shallow beer trays, huge packing boxes, and even tries to get in to boxes way too small for her. Or is she just not all there?

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Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:46, archived)

Cats like to sit in boxes because they think they're people.

People like to sit in boxes.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)

I like to sit on sofas.

Therefore I am not a cat.

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Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)

I like to sit on cats, therefore I am a box.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:24, archived)

What is this fascination people have about boxes.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)

I know a guy who, at university, was seeing this girl

Having bought a huge TV he was left with an equally enormous box the TV came in. The girl apparently got quite excited by this and climbed straight in.
Their relationship developed to her coming round, climbing in to the box, being removed after a length of time for sex, then returning to the box. All of her own volition.
What is it with people and cardboard boxes?

edit:this is QOTW, right?

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:07, archived)

Quryosity

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)

hahaha

i think they might find it comforting like being in the womb... Dexi gets in the paper recycling bag when it's hanging from the trampoline which is stood up.

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:48, archived)

I think they're all just doo fucking lally.

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Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)

Haha....Go on Dexter.... "cat's don't know how to use question marks"

But the look on his face is just saying "WHY WHY WHY"....!!!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:49, archived)

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herman:D, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:09, archived)

this makes me feel odd

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)

Cat In The Vat

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:12, archived)

u r so evul :C

hahaha

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:16, archived)

"We'll stick together no matter what."

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)

First class spiralling bubble action!

*clicks*

:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:49, archived)

If it was good enough for Luke Skywalker......

It's good enough for cats....!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:51, archived)

this is good science

(randomscally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:05, archived)

Weeblecoons wobble but they don't--

Oh. They do fall down. Bugger.

Click for bigger (129 kb)

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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)

racist

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arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:39, archived)

Certainly not

there is not a tree in sight, nor any rope

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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)

ropist

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:54, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr2D9-VrylY

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:41, archived)

^RA_CIS^T

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Paul_P, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)

rcit? i don't get it

edit - neat trick btw :)

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sock more tea vicar?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:55, archived)

html is your friend

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Paul_P, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:01, archived)

how do you do that ?

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herman:D, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:04, archived)

I don't know, but it certainly looks super

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:09, archived)

^M O _N G ^S

(Ollie Harvey raped my grandad was fingered by an elephant on.., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:27, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:30, archived)

RRRRRRRRR    IIIIII    SSSSSSS
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:44, archived)

L F
I A
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S L

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:46, archived)

█▄▌▐▀

____________█▄▌▐▀

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:47, archived)

steady on

i've only just figured ^th_is out

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:50, archived)

_ba^llb_ags

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:54, archived)

how :D ?

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herman:D, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:55, archived)

Wooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Needs more cocks!!

(Ollie Harvey raped my grandad was fingered by an elephant on.., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:46, archived)

^This

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herman:D, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)

Genius!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:58, archived)

:-)

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:10, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:20, archived)

your kinder eggs have gone off

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:57, archived)

omg so Racist !!

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:00, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:02, archived)

fingermouse after dark never really caught on

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:05, archived)

Consult Humpty Dumpty

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:11, archived)

Thith. Meanth. War.

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)

Woah

a pic from GrrrMachine.. Is that how bad talk has got? :D
been done I'm afraid but a welcome picture none the less

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)

I'm sure it's all been done a few times

but I've not made a pic on here in 3.5 yonks

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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:01, archived)

...hold on...

......o.k.,............... i feel better now.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:40, archived)

YES!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:51, archived)

He's just playin' Goofy !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:43, archived)

I just read about his latest speech

claiming that the protesters are disturbed by hallucinogenic Nescafe. Seriously.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:45, archived)

Don't blame them.....

Nescafe is fucking shit.....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:53, archived)

did he happen to mention where they get it from?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:06, archived)

Actually, he did.

It's all down to Osama Bin Laden, apparently. Again: seriously, that's what he said.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)

it would seem that insanity is catching

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:28, archived)

Maybe he drank some of the coffee.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:56, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:57, archived)

...so why...

...does he talk...
...in short sentences...
...with gaps...
...inbetween....
...each phrase...
...and appear...
...to be...
...someone...
...of low...
...or no...
... intelligence !?!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)

copd

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:39, archived)

Eve 'ning.

I know, it's not proper Basic. It's more C_{_at}++

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:27, archived)

Is that a +2?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:29, archived)

hahahahaha

a vet should really look at his mouth though.

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)

I've been saying that 'till I'm blue in the mouth!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:47, archived)

haha.... the joys of cat ownership......!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:37, archived)

dl/s1/png/3d1e19b005d20d0b90253afc3bba355d_ctt1 filename explains all . . .

Catskills !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)

www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22at+least+tell+us+in+the+fucking+file+name%22

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:56, archived)

Historical Documents

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:59, archived)

GOTO?

That's nasty, poorly structured code!

Bad kitty!

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:20, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:08, archived)

Puss in jetboots.......!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:12, archived)

Pro pulsion . . . fire those retro jets !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)

It's not rocket science.

Well...actually it is.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)

Plurals !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:38, archived)

he is clearly going to the moon > it's made of cheese = meece!

Science!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:14, archived)

that's given me a right boost

haha woo

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:14, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:14, archived)

ha ha!

She's at least 4 feet off the ground

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)

Pussinouterspace:D

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herman:D, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:31, archived)

hovercat is looking smug

and i don't blame him.
peatime here if that's ok...

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Love this :D

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herman:D, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:08, archived)

Wow

That is most splendid :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:08, archived)

Pass the popcorn . . . I'm inthralled !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:09, archived)

Hell yeah...i luv you!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:26, archived)

Why aren't you on the telly? You deserve your own show.

This is another triumph!
:D

*clicks*

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 20:53, archived)

I'll probs be on the news one day

along with you lot! lol

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--- ---, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 2:08, archived)

top stuff

love it:D

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Elvis impersonator, Fri 25 Feb 2011, 12:45, archived)

it could have walked out of the 2nd pod dressed as a 70's pimp, a fly cat...

I'll get me coat

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 16:11, archived)

: D

pimp cat.
noted.

also hexopussy anim needs doing.

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--- ---, Sat 26 Feb 2011, 5:37, archived)

Awesome!!

Just awesome!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 4:39, archived)

Pearoast for compo? C'mon it's over 4 years since...

The power of the fluff... in the palm of my paws....

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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:03, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:04, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:09, archived)

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:11, archived)

Good thing that it's got it's welding goggles on !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:12, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)

haha

congrats on the fp , although i was confused how it was so lovely and not crass lol

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:16, archived)

just seen this and it was amazin...

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:03, archived)

awesome :)

not seen it yet

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:05, archived)

I don't know what it is you've just seen.....

But I like your piccy....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:08, archived)

neds

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kr7Opycx_yY

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:15, archived)

Cheers....

I swear I must live in a hole sometimes....
Looks like a good film....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:31, archived)

O_O - whoa!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:36, archived)

Huh? and Huh?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:10, archived)

neds are the scottish version of chavs... Non educated delinquents and there is a film about them, it looks chuffing ace.

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:25, archived)

it really is ace!

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:30, archived)

Looks vicious . . . at first I got my neds mixed up :

uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Neds

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:10, archived)

Yay!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:14, archived)

Charlie found the cure to feline AIDS.......

But his meth lab makes too much damn moneys....

.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:00, archived)

stupid charlie

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:05, archived)

Charlie's been over testing the product !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:07, archived)

He's tweaked to his nips!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:13, archived)

Charlie says, "It's good to keep your hands clean.....

so that's why I have two basins"....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:10, archived)

Testing through calisthenics . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:32, archived)

The shadows....! *conspiracy....!!!*

And there's a reflection of a cat in his visor....!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:37, archived)

I figure that that might be that situation . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:40, archived)

It'll be catastrophic if the media find out...!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:49, archived)

Feline dancing is news !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:56, archived)

Mews ......!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:02, archived)

Which one's Hank Marvin?

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:40, archived)

The one taking the photo ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:43, archived)

This is a good point.

I realise now that asking The Invisible Man questions about shadows is a bit like asking turkeys questions about boxing day.

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:45, archived)

Now that's talkin' turkey !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:49, archived)

Indeed

I'm not chicken when it comes to that

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:53, archived)

Never run a fowl of the circumstances . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:55, archived)

He retired in the mid sixties....

It's been a fake ever since....

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:46, archived)

He's actually

a devout Jehova's Witness these days. Mate of mine in Australia had him come knocking on his door one afternoon. Seemed a bit put out at being recognized!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:56, archived)

I heard he was living in a monestry with Janis and Jimi, in south America..!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:59, archived)

fake

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:43, archived)

Could you tell by the tail ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:45, archived)

Cem tails.....!!!

They're all in it together....!!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:51, archived)

There's not enough foil to foil the foil !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:52, archived)

Then my plan is foiled..!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:01, archived)

catisthenics

woo

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:45, archived)

Now you've got the exercise labeled correctly !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:48, archived)

damn!

now i can't stop thinking of beryl reid!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:52, archived)

Psychosomantics are psychosomatic !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:54, archived)

bloody moon cat!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:00, archived)

Am I doing it write ?

Height: 5' 3" Birth Place: Hereford, England, UK Born: Jun. 17th, 1920 + Add to My Celebs

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:02, archived)

Sadly I'm old enough to remember when Beryl Reird was still a soft-porn star

"Rosie Dixon – Night Nurse" was a good one as I recall....

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:00, archived)

I think that I'm catching on . . .

Young Rosie Dixon starts her nurse training at St. Adelaide's Hospital, but the student doctors and randy male patients just can't keep their hands off of her.

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:05, archived)

b3tards iz broken.

edit: ahhh...there we go...ha ha!... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:21, archived)

Switched the switch ^

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:26, archived)

All systems go...the kitty has landed.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:28, archived)

One small pounce for catkind !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:32, archived)

Houston, we need more catnip.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:42, archived)

By the pipe load !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:44, archived)

The moon rocks!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:49, archived)

Hello everybody!

Have a great thursday evening!

(ComradePotato, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:17, archived)

Thanks guy!

Will do.
edit: I'll move my question up here.
"So guys, yeah, anyone got a kindle, like?
Are they good like, yeah?"

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:17, archived)

i know someone who's got one

he seems to like it, despite not being much of a reader

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:19, archived)

Bought the wife one for Christmas. I was so impressed I bought myself one. It's great!

Does this mean we can post pictures on /talk now?

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:41, archived)

not likely

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:43, archived)

way ahead of you

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:19, archived)

Is recession over

hey guys what you think is recession over or we are up for really bad times especiallyy IT sector

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:19, archived)

OMG! Tech Support Barbie!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:36, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:42, archived)

It is now !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:44, archived)

Wobble, Wibble, Wobble,

WOO!

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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:44, archived)

haaha

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:46, archived)

*wobbles*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:47, archived)

yay to wobbles

more wobbles please

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 22:49, archived)

I don't see a picture

please describe it to me, does it have tits

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Paul_P, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:47, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:20, archived)

evenin...

(randomscally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:43, archived)

hahaha this is superb

you are superb... I like you

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:45, archived)

aww fanks

(randomscally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:58, archived)

^ this

and, frontpage this NOW, goddammit!: b3ta.com/board/10345624

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:06, archived)

scientific proof that kittens like popcorn

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:46, archived)

arfffles

(randomscally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:59, archived)

Chimpcat approves

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Octo I ruin everything., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:56, archived)

high praise indeed.

(randomscally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:00, archived)

Excellent!

Now do a mewcleus and a purrton

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:14, archived)

Yay ;-)

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:22, archived)

More of this kind of activity.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:17, archived)

lose an electron ...

.. and it would be a cat-ion

(Simian Typewriter Supplies Pty. Ltd. is house hunting in the neighborhood of infinity, Sun 27 Feb 2011, 9:51, archived)

....

Oh and hello :D

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:40, archived)

In Canada?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:43, archived)

with a cannon

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Paul_P, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:43, archived)

with candida

taking a photo with a Canon

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:44, archived)

watching a canary carrying a can of carrots

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:47, archived)

Candidly canoodeling Canuk Caribou's candles?

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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:49, archived)

steady on!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:54, archived)

I can see what you have done here!

hahah

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:02, archived)

It'll be a catastrophe if he can't....!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:28, archived)

i ithhh tething mah g limithhs

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)

Be careful now.....

It'll have its eye out with that spoon....!!

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:29, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)

hahaha

perhaps they are related.

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)

Hahaha

Uncanny.

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Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)

Spot on

*cleeeck*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:27, archived)

arf!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:31, archived)

On the doppelganger radar !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:33, archived)

haha

eerie

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:03, archived)

Thank you!

It's been bugging me for months trying to work out who he reminded me of.

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SteamedCleaner, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:12, archived)

Me too! Thanks! :)

(Testicles just for you, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 21:34, archived)

Oh man. Hahaha.

It's one of the first things I noticed about him. But I have mimssing synapses, and therefore don't conceive of the things that you do. Or something. CATS!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:14, archived)

He's appealing.... ow er......

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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:32, archived)

He's screwed!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:23, archived)

Hahaha

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herman:D, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:34, archived)

Ha!

This looks like the man from that programme but it's not!

LMFAO.

I wonder if there are other people that look like other people?

Because if there were, that would be great.

(lestergunn ...hot holes o' heat..., Fri 25 Feb 2011, 21:03, archived)

Vote for this week's Question of the Week

Fucksticks! I've been cleaning drains and riding my bike all day and forgot to sort out the question of the week.

Vote, then, on this week's top suggestions:

Question of the week

One voter - drawn at random - wins a night with former Labour Minister Hazel Blears! GET IN!

Poll closes at 6pm.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:08, archived)

i wont be voting then thankyou

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:10, archived)

KITTENS DOING SCIENCE!

oh ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:10, archived)

or..

Big cats with tits that have drunk to much.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:17, archived)

NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: SEVEN DAYS OF YIFF

Sounds promising ...

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)

Seven days off yiff

would be better...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)

SEVEN DAYS OF TIFF

This week's challenge is to break everyone's internet by posting 43MB images on the board

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:29, archived)

Massive pictures of that bloke off of Fifth Gear

I'd vote for that

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:43, archived)

seven days of cif

how many brand names that have changed name can we shop in a week

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:05, archived)

a marathon and a packet of opal fruits, please

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:06, archived)

I read past this three times before seeing what was wrong with it :(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:21, archived)

hahahahaha

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:48, archived)

The elderly giving birth?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:11, archived)

QOTW?

I don't know the Gentleman.

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Captain Howdy, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:11, archived)

as most of them don't apply to me

i'll have to say drunk parents

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:12, archived)

Giving birth

That's always a good laugh.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:15, archived)

it's not something i've ever wanted to do

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:17, archived)

FUCKING FUCK BLEARS PISS

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:16, archived)

stalking your drunk parents for health and safety

and making sure the elderly don't give birth.

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FIEND, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:18, archived)

^ this, on stilts

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)

Mmmmm Blears!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:20, archived)

you disgust me!

do it again ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:22, archived)

Bleeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaars!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:23, archived)

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)

One for the road

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:25, archived)

tiny little ew

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)

It's Pob's sister!

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SteamedCleaner, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)

Source pic?

for the face, of course

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:27, archived)

Oh sweet Jesus Christ almighty

*wanks*

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:33, archived)

that is disgusting

*wanks*

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Paul_P, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)

Fuck yeah

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:33, archived)

Oh dear GOD not "Giving birth"

Parents talking about their miracles is one of the most singularly tedious acts it is possible for humanity to commit.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)

It's not a fucking "miracle", it's about the easiest thing it's possible to do

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)

I did a course module on assisting delivery, once.

The overall theme was 'a few complications aside, it's pretty much done for you - just leave them to get on with it'.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:34, archived)

The world's population has trebled since the 1960s; reproducing has got to be the single easiest thing ever

Having said that, I am taking enormous pleasure in taunting my pregnant best mate atm:
"We don't know if it's going to be a boy or a girl..."
"You could have a hermaphrodite and get both!"

and so on....googling birth defects has never been so much fun.

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:40, archived)

be careful

i wound my sister up terribly by saying she was definitely going to have twins.
she had twins.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:42, archived)

I'm sure they can detect this sort of thing early enough for them to flush it

besides, a hermaphrodite would have a cracking career in porn ahead of them

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:46, archived)

damn hermaphrodites, taking all our porn industry jobs!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:48, archived)

For a politician

she's not that bad, actually...

(Want frightening? How 'bout Condaleeza Rice?)

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:26, archived)

you appear to be aflame. well done.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)

Thanks!

Scary to think I've been here for that long...

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:50, archived)

well, at least you make me feel young ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:57, archived)

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)

this is so far beyond nasty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)

Heh.

Nicely done.

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:35, archived)

hahaha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 18:06, archived)

Angela Merkel?

Or our very own Julia Gillard? Actually, I probably would, but only if she promised not to speak "Look at moy!"

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SteamedCleaner, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:30, archived)

Candles!!!!

Happy b3taday!

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Chumps 👀, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:40, archived)

Thank you!

I first noticed it last night when I went to post my stained glass tables. Woo!

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:49, archived)

surely health and safety

For the 'release the anger and frustration' aspect alone.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:28, archived)

didn't we cover that a few weeks ago?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:32, archived)

I can't remember it

Elf n safety gone mad has mileage I think

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:37, archived)

it'd only end up

as a week of people complaining about not being able to play the fool in their workplaces

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:39, archived)

and drunk parents

Will result in A Vagabond coming tops.

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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 17:38, archived)

Draw Hitler!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 24 Feb 2011, 19:24, archived)

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