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# WAR, HUH, what is it good for? absolutely fluffin'
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Whoever wins
we lose
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Inevitable.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 18:28, archived)
# He fights with his special Ninja sleeping style.
Fartycat versus Fattycat
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 19:30, archived)
# :D
needs more laser
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha
these are great.
I had to go out for the day so I didn't get to make one.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Only one winner here
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Anyone watch the F1?


I rather enjoyed it

::EDIT:: Here's the video
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:25, archived)
# i'd rather watch paint dry
not a bad pic though
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:32, archived)
# I stopped watching F1 when it was just Schumacher winning everything about 10 years ago.
This is a cool picture but it does make me curious as to what happened in the original.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Never mind
I managed to find the clip using the power of the internet :)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Link?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 19:20, archived)
# he dun a jump and his steery thing fell off
they should have jumps in F1, I'd watch it then
that and comedy weapons like in Spy Hunter
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:50, archived)
#
The simple way to make F1 more interesting is to get half the cars to race clockwise round the track and the rest to go anti-clockwise :)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)
# This season is getting steadily more "Mario Kart-like"
First they bring in power-ups (i.e. KERS and DRS) and now the cars can jump? Yay!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 18:11, archived)
# On that note (suggested by housemate)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 18:22, archived)
# haha
them fucking spiked shells are bastards eh

i used to love warios circuit, i'd get the lightning and use it when people where about to go over the jump,
they'd end up failing the jump and have to go around about 1/4 of the circuit again. good times.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 18:38, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 18:42, archived)
# What she said
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:53, archived)
# No:D
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 19:59, archived)
# A mere 24 hours since it ceased being funny or relevant...
... not to mention everyone in the world having already made the joke... but what the hell...
(, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 13:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Hipster Medusa
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Hipster Gorgon - more likely to turn you to drink than stone.
Nicely done.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 16:48, archived)
# :) Thanks
She has snakes because hair is just so mainstream.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 16:52, archived)
# She only listens to punk-rock-folk-hardcore-Greek Choruses
They're pretty obscure, you've probably never heard of them.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:07, archived)
# more likely to turn you stoned :)
great pic, bobobob
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Nicely done.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Thanks
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:17, archived)
# No pube not true.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:55, archived)
# nice :D
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 19:18, archived)
# V nice:D
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 20:00, archived)
# For Teun.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 16:09, archived)
# I like this meme,
it is so much nicer that others we have had of late.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 16:12, archived)
# *considers double bass pic*
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Oh please do
please
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 19:20, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Very smug with all the lives she has saved.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Its a He
Which is funny considering your sig
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 19:19, archived)
# it gets complicated
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Bang on the money, Holmes.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Brilliant character
makes me a bit ashamed of my 5 minutes
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Every cat has his day, eh, Mac?
\o/
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Haha
That is awesome :D
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# glee!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Super Fartycat!
He's coming to your town. And you may not like it.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)
# :) Nice one
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 16:45, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Maybe...
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 15:36, archived)
#
Inbreeding ftw?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Happy candle day Butters!


(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:10, archived)
#
Nice bald spot.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 18:54, archived)
# lolitical
happy b3taday.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 19:37, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 20:08, archived)
# This was in my brain yesterday...

Click for bigger/more.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Lovely
Nice distressed finish. How done?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Distressed.
I've got a speckled vector that I lay over the top and just trim out of the lettering/graphics. It's a bit "triangly", but it looks okay if you make it small enough. The background is a colour-modified texture that's already distressed.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Cool.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# THREAD JACK: Serious Thread
Someone I know wants to drop out of their 3 year university foundation degree in sound recording.

They have been there 2 years and have failed one of their modules and can no longer resit it any further times. They tell me this means they cannot pass the course, hence they want to drop out.

I have advised them to find out if the modules they have already completed have any transferable value to another institution where they might potentially complete their degree.


Have any of you had any experience of this type of thing or know anybody who does that you could put this friend in touch with. I'm really struggling to convince them and I think they are making a big mistake that they will regret for the rest of their life.

Any advice, hilarious or otherwise would be most welcome.
bonus points for being nice.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 14:01, archived)
# I have no experience
of modern the education system, but has your friend explored EVERY avenue at thier current place? Most institutions don't want failures or drop-outs; it looks bad on them. Have they heard there is no way forward from 'the top'?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Here in Sweden,
the first thing to do would be to contact the people in charge at the uni - not once have I heard of any studies-related problem that couldn't be sorted by communicating (nicely).
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Also in Sweden
you can flunk on an exam as many times as you like, basically, as education is free. He should move there. Not sure if this applies to foreigners now though, there were talks of MAKING THEM PAY.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 14:59, archived)
# I'd go to the faculty the department/school is attached to if the department/school can't/won't do anything.
Were there any extenuating circumstances? Family/relationship problems, stress, depression, anything like that? If so, they'll often take it seriously and may cut some slack.
Other options include working serious overtime on doing a different module in their free time to make up lost points, although this might not work if the module failed was a compulsory unit.
As a last reort, if they have the money available, or can work enough evenings and weekends to pay for it, they can always resit a year and carry as normal afterwards. I knew a few people who did that. It was hard work for them as they had to make enough money to survive on, but it paid off in the end.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Meh. If they passed year 2
they qualify for a HND anyway. You don't say which uni they go to. If it's a top flight uni, then they should do everything they can to get the degree. Even a third from somewhere like Oxford would be a great thing to have. A third from some shitty polytechnic claiming to be a university isn't worth the paper it was crapped out on. Those polytechs are no better than the spam emails you get claiming they'll give you a degree for $500. A retarded chimp can get a degree in quantum physics from one of those polytechs.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 14:37, archived)
# If it's a foundation degree in sound recording,
it's not Oxford.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 15:29, archived)
# on behalf of the polytechnic i work hard for...
get fucked! :D

not many red brick institutions offer contemporary vocational degrees, so perhaps a reduction in the rhetoric might be due, given that vocational degrees are the only ones the govt. wants people to do from now on in!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 20:26, archived)
# The University does not allow you to retake the class?
must be a British thing.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 14:39, archived)
# At my university you had one chance to retake it.
If you failed the exam then you couldn't take it again.

However you could redo the coursework to try and get a higher mark (if there was any coursework).
Or you could take a different module instead to make up the difference, it might mean finishing 6 months later than planned.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 19:40, archived)
# from judging the woes of a complete stranger on the basis of someone else's 148 words: it sounds like their heart isn't in it
if they've really decided that they don't like sound recording, that's that. if they just feel like they can't focus on it at the moment, they should plead for a year off
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 14:39, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Thanks guys
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Some sound advice above me here.
But personally, I'd burn the Uni down.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 14:49, archived)
# i read burn
as bum. BUM IT ALL DOWN!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Hmmm. I'll think about this and gaz you.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 15:30, archived)
# If they are intending to work in that field
then their qualification is probably not all that essential anyway. I know of some AV companies that demand a basic level of qualification, but in the world of recording it is generally your experience and skills that count for more than anything else.

Even if they cannot complete the degree, they can probably spend the rest of their time there learning as much as possible and using the facilities they have available to build up as impressive a portfolio as possible.

If they are not intending to work in the field, then it's probably time to go look for a job doing something else.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Nice texturing there...
woo
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Old + new
First post in a long time :)



Click for bigger (343 kb)

(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:51, archived)
# first album I ever copied
I had two tapedecks, back in the day, I used to copy Vic20 games in all.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# two tape decks
The kids with the double tape decks were always popular!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:07, archived)
# ....0_0
are you me? (vic 20 owner who ALSO used his 1st ever blank cassette tape to tape deck to copy that album)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# saw them open on that tour for Metallica
my ears still ring
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee.
Nice.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Release The Kraken!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)
# It's about to go 'Knock knock'
(Lovely tentacle)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the go-to tentacle in such matters..
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:40, archived)
# How desperate for a 99 would you have to be?
Unless it's one of those vans that sell cigs to the kiddies.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:52, archived)
# 10p a fag. Good times.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
# 10p a cig, y'mean?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:14, archived)
# We had one near us that was more of an illicit pharmacy than an ice cream van
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# oh, and a shop that would sell single cigarettes for postage stamps
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Haha was the shopkeep a philatelist?
Those were the days; Jumpers for goalposts, cigarettes for postage stamps.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:03, archived)
# *googles philatelist*
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# ok. if he was he was a rubbish
he always got regular second class stamps
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Peas don't go. Don't goooooooo away, I'm begging you to stay..
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Confused..... I see a tentacle
but where's the Japanese girl in a sailor suit?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Typing 'tentacle' into Google image search can be quite a grubby experience.
Given the horrors I've seen, she's probably on the boat, waiting breathlessly with an over-sized lollipop in her hand..
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:44, archived)
# A true artist suffers for the sake of their art
Now assume the position and I'll fetch my finest birchwood cane
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Football's on, shortly.
Can we make it quick?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
# I'm done.. *snores*
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I've not got a Japanese girl with a lollipop, but I've got this...
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# that'll do
*pulls down pants*
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Japorn
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Crackin!
awakes
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)
# RPS black space party?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:21, archived)
# Moody man is watching you.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Nah
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:42, archived)
# that's an interesting twist
on your style
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Rust, nice
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Not touching, can't get mad
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:59, archived)
# haha this is ace
the twitch on the owls eye makes it
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Owlzat!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# So gonna get caught
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:35, archived)
#
Comparison of a sunspot (the sun worked out here to be 3300 pixels across) with the Earth (.0092% the size - 30 pixels across). apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# FRODO THE RING!!!!!!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:54, archived)
# somehow describing something on this scale as a 'spot' doesn't do it justice.
Also: the universe is fookin amazing
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Patch might be an improvement.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 15:55, archived)
# *waits for Betelgeuse to go supernova*
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Just don't say it three times.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Supernova. Supernova.
Supernova!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Quite amazing
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# That's quite stunning
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)
# That's marvellous!!!
\o/
Huzzah for space!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# My mind doesn't boggle easily
But that just boggled it. Lovely though.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Well it was a bit too warm for my liking.
We won't be going back. Blackpool next year.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Couldn't keep this fluffyness from you guys on a sunday


And no, I didn't accidentally put my chair onto the cat. He wrapped himself around it and tapped out.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:56, archived)
# Nazi Cat pierced by Chair Leg!
:D
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:57, archived)
# IT'S NOT HITLER
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Are you sure?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 16:53, archived)
# There were cats on the Titanic
and the band played on
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:02, archived)
# That cat been smoking:D
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Mindpiss
Community officer is on the way with a £50 fine.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)
# This could used by cat owners everywhere
"Yeah the tab-end doesn't belong to me it was my cat he likes to have a nap after a cig!"
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
# The cats are the people who will not be blamed for nothing
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)
# The Cats are the Illuminarti?
Damn!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:16, archived)
# b3ta in 'look at this cat' shocker.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)
# I've got cat shit in my back garden
I could take a photo and put Jeremy Horse eyes on... fuck it can't be bothered.

Oh, you ninja editor... you.........
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Hahaha
do it
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)
# You sick monkey! Lucky for you I'm bored!


What sould I do with the poo now?
Poo on the right is hard enough to be flung, poo on left is too loose.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:25, archived)
# hehe
Jerepoo
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Haha
Poo
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Fixed it for you
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Smoking cat waz there


edit NOW with added fag!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
# 8D
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:47, archived)
# This is awesome.
You win some internets.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# I forgot that it was TRIPLE POINTS WEEKEND.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:24, archived)
# cat smoking catnip:D
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Haha! Alice was surprised to find the Cheshire cat
filling in for the caterpillar that day
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Cat spits out joint
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Ronseal
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:04, archived)
# yay
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# I don't see any butt ends?
is he wearing the patch?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)
# electric cigarette
it's out of shot though
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:06, archived)
# hahaha
Great save *applauds*
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# Wiv me eyes closed mate!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:14, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:34, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Hahahahahaa
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:47, archived)
# We, who are about to smoke, salute you!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Totally up for a scuffle.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:29, archived)
# This is a bit more attention than I expected it to get
I can assure you that Teun (that's his name) really really likes jewish people and homosexuals.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Aw fluff asleep
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 15:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 9:12, archived)
# good
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 9:30, archived)
# The plural/American for bananas, surely.


I'm off to bed so I don't care that it was a shit shop.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 9:34, archived)
#
Those are the shiniest bananas in the world
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 15:17, archived)
# Your drawing skills are improving.. Just like Peter the Pipes!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 9:38, archived)
# er...
is that louis spence?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 9:48, archived)
# arse
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Happyb3taday
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Candle!
Enjoy.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)
# happy candle day
Photobucket
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:50, archived)
# FUCKSTICKS!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 13:00, archived)
# horribilis
:)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Nifty little panorama I did


Click for bigger (405 kb)


So I spent a year and a half learning Chinese once, and then after I finished that I went to china for a couple weeks (back in late 2009) on my own to make sure I did it right. I did and all was well. :D

Anyhow, I was going through some of the pics of my camera when I found a few in a series. I remembered that at the time I meant to make them into a nifty little panorama thing but I'd totally forgotten to until just today. So, I threw them into the panorama software that my camera came with, and this is what came out. There are a few spots that are a little obvious in terms of where the seam was, but I think it's altogether a nice pic.

What you don't see in it though is, behind me, there is a 70ft tall buddha statue.

(coords of pic are 37.566762,120.471545 in case you were curious)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 9:12, archived)
# nice pic
a very nice view for sure
shame about the seams, if you want i can try and do something about that...
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 9:25, archived)
# I can do it really badly, if that helps at all?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:31, archived)
# pretty good
i more meant from the originals
or CTV can try it themselves with hugin as suggested below
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Oh aye,
it really was shit, I just bunged a duplicate layer on top, used the clone tool to roughly remove the seams and then used a reduced opacity eraser to thin it out a little.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:57, archived)
# I love you anyways.
:) Thanks for the effort, much better than mine came out to.

Also, thanks for the tech tips!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 18:33, archived)
# nice
animate it!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 9:46, archived)
# a little fast isnt it
not even time to get dizy
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 9:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 9:57, archived)
# very nice
so where is it?
Also it you stitch it to a single image, you could probably smooth it out a bit, no?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)
# lincoln castle
and it is more like a slideshow, i thought about stitching it, but didn't have time. This evening maybe
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Wheee,,,
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 15:12, archived)
# theres a mix of
interesting and terrible architecture there.
A+ for providing coords
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 9:57, archived)
# http://hugin.sourceforge.net/
From the look of the seams (which aren't that bad) you might get better results with Hugin (http://hugin.sourceforge.net/).
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:21, archived)
#
TA for the tip, I will check it out. I love me some panoramas, so that could come in handy!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 18:29, archived)
# ...didn't I spy a pic above this one?
*peers suspiciously at coffee*
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Did this also

But the cam'ra has a mode especially made for this (and a provided software).
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 17:29, archived)
# NING B3TA!
Todays birthday Vector boy is Alex Pettyfer from Eragon and Stormbreaker fame.
Today he is wearing Chyler Leigh's real clothes as it is her birthday as well.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 9:05, archived)
# Sorry, I almost forgot...
As it's Sunday and the wife is still in bed, I knocked ont out for Chyler Leigh.

(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 9:12, archived)
# the link said naked but she wasn't
i want my money back!
(woopic, but not so much the first one as it made me a bit confused and gey :D )
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Sorry about the link...
and it was meant to....
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 9:53, archived)
# Even given boobage, he has no charisma! One of them phenomenonons of nature.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Hahaha
that's not right
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Many shades of wrong.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 11:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 5:22, archived)
# Free Flan!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 5:33, archived)
# I blame mofaha.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 5:39, archived)
# I'm the only one who sees this, aren't I?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 7:17, archived)
# We all share some responsibility for this
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 8:00, archived)
# You appear to be in a time zone.
I'm off to bed. I've had a full day of b3ta and logging. My two favorite past times.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=93HWraYnSFc
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 6:33, archived)
# Does anyone want 38gb of Drew Carey episodes?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 6:37, archived)
# NO! His forehead is too big.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 6:38, archived)
# You're on your own with this one gronkpan. It's like the curse of the ancient mariner...
you're going to have to wear the DVDs on a string around your neck.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
I suppose it was inevitable really.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 7:57, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Ooh la la Sofia Vergara!...
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 5:03, archived)
# Personally, I don't see what you see in her (it's not even her birthday)?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 6:33, archived)
# That last one with the ring
Worrying.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 6:59, archived)
# It was meant to be a magnifying glass
Worrying Sexy
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 7:26, archived)
# Would...
... not stop. :D
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 15:14, archived)
# i blame the vodka and fosters...
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 1:24, archived)
# I dont know what I might be thinking
but while I can only come back under armered guard, I like this picture
and FTP (not file transfer protocol, rather more the fuck the poice)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 1:28, archived)
# Does anyone want 1.8gb of snagglepuss cartoons?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 2:15, archived)
# Haha
No.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 2:22, archived)
# 1.8GB? Heavens to murgatroid!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 2:28, archived)
#
even
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 10:04, archived)
# sounds dodgy.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 4:39, archived)
#
I'm waiting for the one where he's got kirks head and it's an albino tribble
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 2:30, archived)
# He's chillin'.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 5:41, archived)
# ;D
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 0:11, archived)
# would prefer tit-wank

(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 0:21, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 1:16, archived)
# YES!
purple link is purple!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Ah, a climber!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 1:45, archived)
# lapsed hiker, but nah, never been there,
but when you posted it before I laughed so much I actually made it my sig for a day.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 3:08, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 1:05, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 1:06, archived)
# In a smoke-filled room in the late '80s...
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 4:40, archived)
#
wasn't bejams a northern shop?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 7:23, archived)
# Dirty little people!
As these are technically railway modelling figures this post leaves plenty of room for "I'm so Hornby" jokes.

(, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Please tell me she's HO scale....
(, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Yeah, but knowing pr0n stars
his schlong is probably S scale...
(, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:50, archived)
# I wonder if Father Christmas is HOHOHO scale?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
# wow
do you make these figures?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:48, archived)
# No, I saw these naughty desk shagging ones in a model shop.
Convinced I'd be served by a spotty youth, happy to supply me with miniature porn but no.
Crushingly I was served by the most beautiful girl in the world who proceeded to look at me as if I were some clammy fisted pervert. Great.

I reckon I could do a bit more with the composition though.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Does this make you The Fat Controller?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:52, archived)
# It would
make a change from pulling wagons.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2011, 23:54, archived)
# A bloke fucking a woman on a desk WHICH IS ON A DESK.
Mindblowing.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2011, 0:36, archived)

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