:Dwould you explain it if you could make it up?
is it about the shoes?
(,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:21,
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is it about the shoes?
if that isn't the best band name I've heard for ages then I'll punch my cat in the groin.: D
not really though. I love my cat.
*hides*
(not really though. I love my cat.
*hides*
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Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:25,
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Are there any neurologists around here? I want to know how on earth I could tell that was yours by only looking at just part of the drawing.
ps- I love the background
(ps- I love the background
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:27,
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She has blue hair because she is a genetic freak.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:39,
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I like this new graphic style.Horribly realistic and psychedelic simultaneously.
(
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:33,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Make Fatties Useful"){kind=small}
Too far?
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:35,
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That was less painful than I thought it would beEdit: maybe I spoke too soon.
(
An Egg ,D,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 2:04,
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nah, it's all goodfuck it, time for bed.
g'night all!
(g'night all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:58,
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light weight sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:59,
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The difference is...Fat people don't get terrorised by gangs of skinheads. There aren't articles in the gutter press saying fat people are the cause of crime and unemployment and should fuck off back to fatland. There aren't mad far-right parties contesting elections on the anti-fat ticket...
Don't play down racism by comparing it to a handful of fattie jokes.
EDIT: Unless you're being sarcastic or something, in which case just ignore this.
(Don't play down racism by comparing it to a handful of fattie jokes.
EDIT: Unless you're being sarcastic or something, in which case just ignore this.
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:04,
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Fat on fat violenceIs a channel somewhere in the upper reaches of the EPG I think
(
zoldergoose,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:06,
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I'm not so sure about thathave you seen that film Seven? or Se7en as it's also known as.
I saw a fat man die in that just because he was fat.
I mean what is the world coming to? Shame on us.
(I saw a fat man die in that just because he was fat.
I mean what is the world coming to? Shame on us.
--- ---,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:15,
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I have been beaten up simply because I'm fat. I've been abused in the street and as a group, people like me have been denigrated in the pressI agree with you though as far as that racism and the problems faced by those who haven't got white privilege is much more serious than the abuse faced by people who are lardy, and racism is a whole different planet to the anti-fat brigade.
(
Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on...,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:26,
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wednesday isn't far away...so, instead of lacking enthusiasm for porky fucks with comedy potential, i'll be lacking enthusiasm for posh fucks with comedy potential.
might as well have a ten day wank.
(,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:13,
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might as well have a ten day wank.
I think we all know what the compo is going to be next week...Sadface.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:21,
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i'm hoping it's horses!because i love horses. www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/
(,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:26,
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Best of all the animals If served with the appropriate sauce.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 1:14,
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jews?they can be made into soap. so why not all the other people you mention huh? huh?
fat people are fat cos they overeat. i saw recently that the fattest man in the UK had lost something liek 20 stone, so all those fatties who say they can't lose weight are just lying
(fat people are fat cos they overeat. i saw recently that the fattest man in the UK had lost something liek 20 stone, so all those fatties who say they can't lose weight are just lying
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:47,
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or maybeIt's not that simple. I refer you to my comment above about kidney problems.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:05,
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Never more missed.
Edit: In case anyone is ris-ing
winnipeg.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20110425/afghanistan-kandahar-prison-tunnel-escape-110425/20110425/?hub=WinnipegHome
Flash_Bastard,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:19,
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that's no moon Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:21,
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that reminds me, i need to stop by the butcher shop on the way home
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:28,
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:31,
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has your butcher got a massive fat arse? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:34,
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eeeeeewwww Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:57,
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SCANNABULL FUCKOUPON MIT HAPPYZOD, ZOMBIECHALPIN UNT VOLTAN FUCKMIX Ft Chun Li on Bongos
spotify:track:5u1OlGChiwTFL2rliPOZCT (Take Me To The Hospital by Prodigy)
Previously
www.b3ta.com/board/10400378
Also, no one noticed that |busey in the first frame is actually his increased fookmooth and not his natural mooth, also tanks all for a fine fuck carnval
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:27,
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every other moonday (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:36,
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BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIIIIT!PHUKLIPS CEO SHALL BE RAPE FOR CRIMES AGAINST PHUKLIPS CORPS
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:47,
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THESE RAPECRIMES AGAINST PHUKLIPS CORP WILL NOT GO UNRAPED (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:58,
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I WAS RAPED BY PHUCKLIPSCORP CEO AND DEMAND MORE RAPEKOUPONS MIT SCANABULL FUCKRAPE
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:11,
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GORDON'S A BUSEY!? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:54,
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MAKE IT SEW NUMBER ONE (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:59,
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Oh fair enough. I must apologise for being so suspicious.I knew I had seen it before, and he hasn't been here long enough to have posted it last easter.
It's VERY GOOD. I LIKE IT.
(It's VERY GOOD. I LIKE IT.
4Q just lurking,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:50,
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it's an egg Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:52,
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Gold star for you, well done!Better than a pair of leggings.
( 4Q just lurking,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:01,
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much better Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:02,
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i prefer snookerbut there are no eggs in snooker.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:35,
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KILL THE BITCH!i really fucking hate that cunt with her fake laugh and horrible dress sense
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:05,
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Maybe so, but she was pretty good in "Rambo"
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:08,
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the only thing i'll give that woman credit foris hating porcelain dolls nearly as much as i do.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:11,
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I know it's wrong but...I'd do Lorne Spicer
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:18,
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Hahaha. Also: his chief looks like my lawyer, Rev. Jerkcock Meemeebibs.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:04,
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THERE ARE MANY CHODES LIKE THIS, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:36,
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a chode is a fat cock as far as I know (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:44,
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fatter than it is longis what i heard*
*saw
(*saw
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:45,
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CHRISTS'S CHUTNEY CHODE ON A CHULIP (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:47,
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Chutney's chulips on christ's chodeto mangle an old joke
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:53,
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ha ha ha!I think you mean
Thpthh othh mnthh schdth likth thps bttht one ith minth
(Thpthh othh mnthh schdth likth thps bttht one ith minth
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 23:27,
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HahaLooks painful
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:48,
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arf :D how tall are you boy? 5foot sir... I didn't know they stacked shit that high
( FIEND,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:53,
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"do you suck dicks?!""sir, no sir!"
(
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:41,
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well, that's another happy childhood memory destroyed Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:28,
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count yourself luckyI was going to have Bump hiding post-op transexual scars
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:30,
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you're an evil man, toasty Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:31,
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pre-op scars?you are all kinds of kinky toasty.
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:33,
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make me look foolish?i don't need any help in that department
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:44,
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Tainted forever by cruelty and violence.I hope he's happy with what he's done.
( FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:51,
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it's worse than seeing mooncat rimming bagpuss Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:14,
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I did a pic where Pootle had exploded FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:33,
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poor pootle :( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:38,
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hahahacracking
(
charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:30,
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pimp smurfs (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:37,
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they're Mr MenMr Small, Mr Strong and Mr Bump who is always wrapped in bandages
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:56,
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Hahaha.... rather aptly it looks quite like an easter egg....!!!
I've clicked "I like this", and I do......but at the same time I really don't. It makes me feel sad inside
(,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:35,
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This is my favourite HT thing ever. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:55,
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A former girlfriendsaid her boss's girlfriend called his penis "Mr. Happy." We almost bought him the Mr. Happy book.
(,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:57,
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i wish you would cheer the fuck upi prefer the arts of HappyToast. MiserableToast's work is darker and nastier.
(,
Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:18,
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Aww this is really sadBrilliant though
(
ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up,
Thu 28 Apr 2011, 8:51,
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dictators in history part 3: Musselini
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:16,
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Pffft....I'm ashamed of being so slow that this took me 30 odd seconds to get...!!Repost part 1 and 2 please I'v not seen them....
(,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:25,
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i can'ti deleted them and the my pictures thing won't let me
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:27,
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ruined YOUR easter?my brother got an egg.
my 2 sisters got an egg.
what did i get?
a pair of leggings.
(my 2 sisters got an egg.
what did i get?
a pair of leggings.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:33,
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Hahahaha...... I got bugger all....But to tell the truth I don;t really like eggs... I'd just sooner have a bar of chocolate....
(,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:39,
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i wanted that bloody egg :(that's what easter is all about! instead, i had to cook a huge meal for 9 people, whilst looking after my 3 nephews(14 and twins of 2 and a half) and cleaning every fucking dish in the place, hoovering, cleaning and doing the laundry, while everyone else buggered off out.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:45,
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Perhaps that's why they got you leggings.....So you looked athletic as you ran around after them all doing everything....
It is a strange easter present though I must admit...
(,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:53,
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It is a strange easter present though I must admit...
she thought i needed a new pairdon't you hate practical presents?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:07,
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Mish SHell
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:41,
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to a ten year old, he's huge Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:43,
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What a bizarre way of decorating a wall
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:43,
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OBI WANK A NOBI (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:19,
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naughty unconvincing alec guiness impression manhello b3ta peoples, I've been gone. now I'm back. rejoice.
edit: have a belated easter doodling...
(edit: have a belated easter doodling...
FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:36,
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the chicken must have been on the receiving endas it's got no pecker
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:44,
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SUCK IT UP YOU JAP BASTARD (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:35,
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COMIN OVER ERE, SUCKIN ON R NATREL DISASTAHS (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:45,
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MAKES ME WANT TA BEAT THE WIFE N FUCK ME KIDS (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:51,
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YATTA!Second frame needs more bukkake
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:37,
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do you like how she let her hair out of her ponytail between frame 1 and 2?
(,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:43,
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Yes, a must for the discerning bukkakee.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:45,
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The 'OOOOOOOOOOOH' heard across the world was staggering.
(
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:23,
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thats a lot of water to be holding in for a hiroooo!More large sized japes:
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:07,
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HahahahaAs soon as I heard about this - I thought of that film :D
Some twat on Radio 5 Live thought of Escape to Victory and The Shawhank Redemption.
(,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:13,
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Some twat on Radio 5 Live thought of Escape to Victory and The Shawhank Redemption.
Hmm. Football & relentless bummings are the first things that spring to mind with those two films.So, yeah - pretty much.
( Captain Howdy,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:32,
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ESCAPE FROM FUCK (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:24,
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WE NEED A FUCK RECUNTCHECK THE VENDING FUCK
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:51,
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LEGEND OF FUCK (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:04,
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sweet spinfuck (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:25,
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hahahaha h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:04,
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RAPEFACE BUDOKAI (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 20:22,
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that's some lovely sweet fuck right there (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:54,
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Well you can't accuse them of doing things in half measures......!!!
human fat smells terrible when it burns.
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:18,
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Seriously, I've tried adding various aromatics to cover the smell.Rosemary works if you use a shit-ton but then your house just stinks of rosemary instead.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:21,
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Some gently healing aromatic essential oils, such as ylang ylang and tea tree,can be added when rendering a human corpse in a bathtub suspended over a grill.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:24,
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Fuck thatI have to wash myself in that tub
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:25,
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Christ I had no idea you were so fucking finicky mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:28,
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I mean maybe a hundred years ago when human fat was the real thingThese days it's nasty fat from cheese burgers and fizzy drinks. It isn't nice to burn. That's all I'm saying here.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:29,
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Organic Humans are the way forward.Harder to find but worth the extra effort.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:31,
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The amount of special feeding required makes it an extremely excessive and selfish endeavourAlso most humans won't eat a diet of almonds and acorns.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:34,
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Waitmofaha are you willing to try this new brand of nutmeat
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:35,
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NUTMEAT!Food of the Gods my friend.
No.
(No.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:42,
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terrible?sexy, more like.
(
moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:51,
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It was his birthday on the 22nd.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:06,
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REST IN HELL CUNTCLONE (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:29,
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sweet cuntmix (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:55,
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I'll have a lamb shank and a bottle of Chateau Bordeaux.And for dessert, a naked young boy smothered in Belgian Chocolate Mousse.
(
B.T.,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 17:36,
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Why am i looking at your photo? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 17:40,
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this make me laugh*click*
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 17:43,
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It has a word that means something else, somewhere else!Fud iz funi.
( Captain Howdy,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 17:48,
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Comedic value aside,That cock soup in the orange packet which you buy from small corner shops is utterly foul.
( B.T.,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 17:16,
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How did I miss such an obvious pun?The shame! D:
Where do I hand in my b3ta account?
(Where do I hand in my b3ta account?
B.T.,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 17:20,
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You don't, you simply go to /talkwhere if you continue to miss puns /QoTW and finally becoming a lurker.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 17:23,
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I ain't gettin on no plantain.
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 17:34,
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OK fufu, jerk and cock in one photo is impressive
( lord bofingham,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:58,
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And on the 3rd day Patch 4.1 finally downloadedand Jesus paid to swap his account to the Horde to play an Undead Mage.
;)
(;)
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 17:25,
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