excuse me for being pedantic
but that's Dr. Claw. The Hooded Claw is another person entirely.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 20:54,
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That program...
...was the cause of far too many jokes for me. :/
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Mon 2 May 2011, 21:26,
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what do you mean this is incredible, great joke, executed well, very realistic shoppin'
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Mon 2 May 2011, 20:16,
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and there folks...
we have the winner of todays internetz!
A member for 5 years, 1 month and 2 days and only posted 5 messages on the main board!
* That's some lurking...
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Mon 2 May 2011, 20:19,
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A member for 5 years, 1 month and 2 days and only posted 5 messages on the main board!
* That's some lurking...
:D
.... .- .... .- / .. / .-.. --- ...- . / -.-- --- ..- .-. / ... .. --. -. .- - ..- .-. .
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Mon 2 May 2011, 20:23,
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According to TEH INTARNETS
He lives at 911 Jihad Street (YouTube, a bit NSFW)
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Mon 2 May 2011, 20:24,
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Welcome to the fold mate. Nice idea.
I couldn't lens-flare an egg 18 months ago but practice makes perfect.
Just have a play and see what you can do.
Also, there are some helpful videos on Youtube which will give you hints and tips about photo / image manipulation
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Mon 2 May 2011, 20:31,
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Just have a play and see what you can do.
Also, there are some helpful videos on Youtube which will give you hints and tips about photo / image manipulation
Do the Royals get Royalties on their images?
if so are they Royaltieties
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:52,
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I was going to do something similar
when I read the headline "Harry behaved like a rockstar" at the reception
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:55,
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what, snorted copious quantities of coke
and copped off with the groupies? (or bridesmaids... look out little Grace Van Cutsem)
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Mon 2 May 2011, 20:11,
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you have to hop?
Like this? www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTg5V2oA_hY
(if only huh)
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Mon 2 May 2011, 20:07,
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(if only huh)
The CIA sent in a special plumber squadron
as apparently they gave him a double tap to the head.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:51,
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in an attempt to avoid a week of possible Bin Laden image challengeyness come Wednesday
can I suggest this:
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1187666
NOT Bin Laden
*edit - also, I've been out all day so missed the coverage, why is there a badly photoshopped picture of dead Bin Laden doing the rounds?
and I'm not the only one to think so..
blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/willheaven/100085835/why-that-photo-of-a-dead-osama-bin-laden-is-almost-certainly-a-photoshopped-fake/
*edit edit - looking back through the links page I see this is as expected old news, but instead of the obvious conspiracy theorist question of why did the US release such an image, I see it is once again the press who are to blame simply finding a shopped photo that has been online since 2009 and claiming it to be real.
If I was king of the world I'd take the press responsible to court for fan the flames of disbelief and tin hat wearing.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:09,
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b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1187666
NOT Bin Laden
*edit - also, I've been out all day so missed the coverage, why is there a badly photoshopped picture of dead Bin Laden doing the rounds?
and I'm not the only one to think so..
blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/willheaven/100085835/why-that-photo-of-a-dead-osama-bin-laden-is-almost-certainly-a-photoshopped-fake/
*edit edit - looking back through the links page I see this is as expected old news, but instead of the obvious conspiracy theorist question of why did the US release such an image, I see it is once again the press who are to blame simply finding a shopped photo that has been online since 2009 and claiming it to be real.
If I was king of the world I'd take the press responsible to court for fan the flames of disbelief and tin hat wearing.
Nothing against your idea Mr Toast, and I agree with you fully that anything other than Bin Laden is good..
But I thought how about a happy posotive challenge, so I posted this one..
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1187685
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:38,
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b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1187685
why would flowers do good deeds for us
after the shit we do to them?
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:47,
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Because they're the kindest things you'll ever meet....
Their whole purpose is to help us in whatever way they can....
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:53,
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Hahaha....
Just imagine a sunflower comming round to do your washing up....
It's really really funny..... !!!!!
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:56,
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It's really really funny..... !!!!!
You're either stoned
or an advertising exec who thinks talking inanimate objects are the next big thing.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:58,
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It is the next big thing ;-)
You'll realise this once you've seen the advert...!!
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Mon 2 May 2011, 20:03,
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Bin Laden dressed like a sunflower doing my laundry...
...but he does a lousy job because he's dead and is getting blood all over my wash. HAA HAA HAA!
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Mon 2 May 2011, 20:05,
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70's sit com style......
And then the vicar knocks on the door....
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Mon 2 May 2011, 20:11,
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No!
try this one: b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1187688 - its much betterer
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:41,
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you'd need an encyclopaedic knowledge of B3ta's history
or a stalkerish nature of freaky proportions to enter that.
While I know it happens regularly I couldn't tell you one person who has flounced other than myself at one point no doubt
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:46,
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While I know it happens regularly I couldn't tell you one person who has flounced other than myself at one point no doubt
you can make them up
they don't have to be real flounces or realted to any real individual
(c.f: royal wedding challenge ;))
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Mon 2 May 2011, 20:03,
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(c.f: royal wedding challenge ;))
Well I'm not sticking around here just to see myself leave....!!
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:50,
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seal of aproval
dam them seals are good, but they went out clubbing afterwards :)
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Mon 2 May 2011, 20:10,
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Snookered . . .
"And for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green".
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Mon 2 May 2011, 18:53,
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My favorite was....
“Fred Davis, now age 64, is too old to get his leg over, so prefers to use his left hand.”
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:12,
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Awe no.....
“He’s completely disappeared. He’s gone back to his dressing room, nobody knows where he has gone”
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:11,
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Here's a good a place as any
Sandals In The Bin
Goodbye Bin Laden,
Though I never knew you at all,
You had the skill to hide yourself,
Behind those Pakistani walls,
You put yourself on Youtube,
More hits than Bieber at his peak,
You always be remembered as,
The king of Hide And Seek
And it's time you see,
You bearded twat,
To put your sandals in the bin,
Never knowing where to find you,
Did Obama's head in,
And I would have loved to have found you,
£25 million quid,
Tweeting with locations on,
Was the dumbest thing you did.
Loneliness was tough,
The toughest thing you ever did,
You'd completed all of Angry Birds,
In that fortress where you hid,
Even when you died,
You weren't at all well revered,
All the internet had to say,
Was songs about your sandals and your beard.
Goodbye Bin Laden,
From a man you'll never know,
Your sandals will be pissed upon,
By those at Ground Zero.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 17:48,
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Goodbye Bin Laden,
Though I never knew you at all,
You had the skill to hide yourself,
Behind those Pakistani walls,
You put yourself on Youtube,
More hits than Bieber at his peak,
You always be remembered as,
The king of Hide And Seek
And it's time you see,
You bearded twat,
To put your sandals in the bin,
Never knowing where to find you,
Did Obama's head in,
And I would have loved to have found you,
£25 million quid,
Tweeting with locations on,
Was the dumbest thing you did.
Loneliness was tough,
The toughest thing you ever did,
You'd completed all of Angry Birds,
In that fortress where you hid,
Even when you died,
You weren't at all well revered,
All the internet had to say,
Was songs about your sandals and your beard.
Goodbye Bin Laden,
From a man you'll never know,
Your sandals will be pissed upon,
By those at Ground Zero.
I think Osama has finally redeemed himself since 9/11.
By getting killed, he has saved us all from more vacuous nonsense about the royal wedding.
Thank you Osama bin Laden. All is forgiven. Good night sweet prince.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 18:05,
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Thank you Osama bin Laden. All is forgiven. Good night sweet prince.
There's been a wedding?
Wow its all go this bank holiday weekend - Royals weddings, Pope gets beatified and now this. Crazy weekend eh. Wont forget this bank holiday quickly
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Mon 2 May 2011, 18:10,
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Isnt that a type of noodle?
Beatification means they dig up the dead Pope and dress him up and leave him round the Vatican for hilarious japes.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 18:14,
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ah yes
I heard Benedict drew a moustache on him and wrote "GAY" on his forehead with a permanent marker before putting his fingers in a warm glass of communion wine.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 18:21,
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Bullshit
I'm just furious that this is happening and being lapped up.
So he's been on dialysis in a cave in Pakistan for 10 years?????
wtf?
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:19,
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So he's been on dialysis in a cave in Pakistan for 10 years?????
wtf?
Captain Beefheart
Nutting a puffer fish.
The prophecy is almost fulfilled.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 17:17,
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The prophecy is almost fulfilled.
Is that Admiral Ackbar?
Doing Fatboy Slim's 'Weapon of Choice?'
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Mon 2 May 2011, 18:44,
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A reasonable facsimile thereof . . . heretofore forthwith without understanding . . . however !
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:21,
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If you're going to San Francisco be sure to take some acid before you look at peaple with flowers in their hair...
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Mon 2 May 2011, 19:15,
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Wow. Somehow they've fired the entire round at him. Powder, casing and all.
sorry.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 16:59,
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It enters the brain and does 360's until the brain is reduced to sick.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 17:06,
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And...his name is engraved on the casing...
...along with the date to mark this special occasion.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 17:07,
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And carrying shotgun ammunition
when neither of them has a shotgun
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Mon 2 May 2011, 17:22,
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remind me never to diss barry ever again
he knows about weaponry...
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Mon 2 May 2011, 18:29,
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...now stand in the corner, rub your tummy and head, stick your tongue out, and spin around and around.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 20:36,
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I wonder if we'll see Al Qaeda celebrating after they retaliate
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Mon 2 May 2011, 15:50,
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Especially since they're celebrating that it took them ten years to shoot a guy in the head
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Mon 2 May 2011, 15:51,
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Don't forget the trillions of dollars they spent
That's always worth a holla.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 15:55,
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What are you crying about? That was us being LOVELY.
You filthy furry.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 15:41,
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Last time I saw Osama ..
... he was bin-laden ... and now he's lower than shark shit. Oh well ...
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Mon 2 May 2011, 16:57,
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The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn.
Oh.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 15:19,
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Oh.
victoria hope the eye of sauron would stop people looking at david...
anyone else think he is looking a bit past it.
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Mon 2 May 2011, 14:17,
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anyone else think he is looking a bit past it.
Well, I just wanted to make sure in case any newspaper journalists were online
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haha thanks man
i was just gonna say: SOMEONE should do it and bam scrolled down and saw this. you rule
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Mon 2 May 2011, 14:45,
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Great minds and all that...
popped into me head, made me laff, had to be done.
That fecking hat is a real bitch to cut out tho!
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Mon 2 May 2011, 15:18,
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That fecking hat is a real bitch to cut out tho!
Worse than first time anal
and punch fisting combined!
In the end I just cheated big time, did it near-as-dammit then bent it about in liquify, and it was still a serious feckin pain in the butt!
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Mon 2 May 2011, 16:27,
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In the end I just cheated big time, did it near-as-dammit then bent it about in liquify, and it was still a serious feckin pain in the butt!
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