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[challenge entry] Ticket to hull please (again).


bashy bashy
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:54, archived)
# you're a very naughty boy
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:55, archived)
# also, stop rubbing it in
i REALLY wanted to come to the bash :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Yeah, me too
isn't going to happen though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:04, archived)
# one of these days
i won't have a family wedding to save for, or obligations to keep and I WILL MAKE IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Wish ya could.
THere's always next year:D

EDIT: Would you believe their cheek this year?! If we don't spend £300 at the bar I have to pay them £300.
Three years out of four we've been there!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:17, archived)
# here's hoping!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Well all going well.
Next year I'll not only have a hostel but my own pub!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:22, archived)
# good one!
then they can shove their £300 cover charge up their arses!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:23, archived)
# For £300 you can shove it up my...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:27, archived)
# you've put your prices up, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Yes
By £300:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:04, archived)
# still a bargain though
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:09, archived)
# "Ollie Ollie in come free!"
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:06, archived)
# SLeep all day. Party all night. DOn't pay the babysitter:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:08, archived)
# YOU'RE EATING MADDIE, MICHAEL, HOW DOES IT TASTE?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:35, archived)
# FEESHE SUSHE
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:42, archived)
# GO LONG, I GOT SUM HAMS READY FOR CONGUMPTION!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:03, archived)
# How can one billion Spaniards be wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:04, archived)
# hehehe you bad man you :D
you should get a rail season ticket :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:12, archived)
# It seems to be Maddy week for me
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:24, archived)
# You seem to have quite a few Maddie images, ghosty.
Ever been to Portugal?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:35, archived)
# No
but I have had children abducted from there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:55, archived)
# lol


Click for bigger (342 kb)

(juanii, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] look what i found at the bottom of a barrel!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:30, archived)
# I think it should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# so do i
but i think that's highly unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
#
I ♥ Your Jaws
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER DOUCHE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:47, archived)
# don't worry, i know plenty of those
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Ever seen a douche's eyes chief, kinda like a dohhls eyes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL-y4lDDtCY
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:53, archived)
# still no youtube
but i did watch jaws last night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# install flash or some shit, you're missing out on some great japes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# tried
computer won't let me. it's really old and dying.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:03, archived)
# He's referring to :
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Master_of_Disguise
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:04, archived)
# sound funny
but the close affiliation with that piece of shite paul blart mall cop is putting me right off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:10, archived)
# it is utter shit, but the jaws scene is funny
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:13, archived)
# of course it is
it's jaws-related
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:15, archived)
# It's always time to pause for the jaws !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:16, archived)
# damn right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:19, archived)
# damnit
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Why is he making Quint sound Irish?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:21, archived)
# IMTALKINBOUDAHEEMRAYFH
HEECHIMRAGRAGPHARMAPH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Going through the menojaws
Or possibly the jawsopause
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# menojaws, definitely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# christ
this sucks balls
good find
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:14, archived)
# yes.
yes it does.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
That'll need shooting
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:55, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:03, archived)
# It's currently Rapture Day in Japan
And something has been spotted off the coast of Okinawa...

(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Fri 20 May 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Holy Nuclear Water Godzilla !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:26, archived)
# From my local newspaper today
"The only people in Raleigh making any fuss about Warden's dire warning are the atheists, who on Saturday will hold a Rapture party, a celebration with what they call good-natured humor. At one point, they'll be de-baptizing attendees with a hair dryer."
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Pfffft class
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
#
All the Christians will ascend to heaven and the rest of us will be left with a tory government FOREVER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Maybe not
A lot of Christian tories
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Haha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# I wonder if the zealous lot will kill themselves tomorrow?
It's what most of these little groups do anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Welcome to Jonestown . . . please wait for the punch line !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:43, archived)
# *Just de-RISsed for myself*
Bladdy 'ell, that's a LOT of people.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Certainly a good start.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:04, archived)
# The head tit in charge
says we'll all be killed by an earthquake. Sure, you tell that to the geologists who spend all their lives studying tectonic plates, mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:12, archived)
# One can only hope...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# NO MECHACHRIST CLONE IS SAFE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:48, archived)
# hi fucking
(juanii, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# hahaha!
so you should be. have a click, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:16, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Ahaha!
*cleeeeck*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm telling your mum!

I'm off to watch Bodyform Here to Eternity...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Or Muff Ado About Muffing
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:18, archived)
# No cuntry for old men
Or the Bucket List:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# fanny by gashlight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Don't you mean...
...Gash Gordon?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# quite possibly
but only if you include minge the merciless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# RIMMING BLIND OF A ROCKET SHIP?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Starry Wars
Competing glitter factories in space.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:22, archived)
# i did a giggle at this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# would not watch
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# PULL UP . . . your flaps are flat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Wake up you little blob, you've got company!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 20 May 2011, 19:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Kinda worked in my head better than on paper


but you get the idea...
(noodle_pot, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Most everything looks better on paper . . . this works every which way !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Not worthy of its own thread and prolly not worth the time I spent on it

Is this NSFW?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:08, archived)
# In my day we had real crazy paving and stone cladding!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:09, archived)
# On your vag?
That's one big ...... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Well the ball pit at the Happy Eater will never be the same!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Nothing says art like M&M designs on your ho-ho !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Or your cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Melts in your mouth...not on your hand.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Yoghurt will sort that out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Pap smeared on cream pie !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:28, archived)
# eh?
hey what it XX?
(juanii, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello; my first entry - be kind


Click for bigger (195 kb)
(subatomicelephant Fun Times, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:30, archived)
# She's gonna make me an offer I can't refuse !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# nice start
interesting user name
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Icecream hair!
Woo, welcome to b3ta, you will probably leave at some point in the future
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# good stuff!
and a very warm welcome to you...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(seaofnames, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# hahahahahahah, Nicely
Miss Daisy Driving?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Read your name as seaoflames . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:30, archived)
# seaoflames? toasty.

"Miss Driving Daisy" much better. Also Morgan Freewoman. Missed a trick there, sagnabbit.
(seaofnames, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:37, archived)
# At least you tricked The Miss !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:45, archived)
# It's Hammerstein Time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Rogers That !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:09, archived)
# I like this, is that the robo from Judge Dredd?
yes
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Stop!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:06, archived)
# In The Name Of Love
♪ ♫ ♫ ♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:09, archived)
# before you break my heart
(herman:D, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Spot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:17, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Hahaha...
Get tu da Choppaaaaaaa! Beastie ahoy!

Arfnoon Bela :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Not strictly a film....

sure it will be soon though
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:37, archived)
# That's the face of someone going in dry
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:38, archived)
# A familiar face?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Mediocre, the restraining order stretches to b3ta as well you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:41, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Which isn't nearly as much as
your bumhole.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Zing!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Angry Bokes !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# "sure it will be soon though"
Why does that sound so plausible?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Because they're making a film version of "Battleships"
starring Liam Neeson and Rhianna, where the baddies are aliens?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Don't be ridiculous
they'll make a film based on a mid-eighties cartoon next.
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:17, archived)
# CENTURIONS! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Buckingham Palace 2075
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Nice!

That reminds me so much of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ9sJVJMiYM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# Hahaha...
Cheers sir! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha nicely :D
reminds me of Atomic's b3ta character.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Ta Fiendy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# PRO-TECT DARTH WINDZSAR!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Prince Philip won't stand for these bally foreign army uniforms
"back to Russia"
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Changing of the Gourd !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:56, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Fuck Yeah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Goodbye Cruel World
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Hello friendlier world
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# You're most welcome, take a seat and I'll get you a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Aah, suburbia...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:33, archived)
# is this what's going to happen tomorrow?

laters b3tans, i'm off in the car to londinium.

see you all on sunday, if we survive.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha...
The Old dear Hunter


(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# I thought that was Harold Shipman?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:39, archived)
# brilliant, reminds smee of Bosch
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# He is the Master...I'm just a lowly Jedi.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# THIS BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
You should put on an exhibtion or something, market yourself sir, market!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# You can see all my work at:
www.b3ta.com !!!!!!! .......(WOW!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:54, archived)
# wtf
I WAS BLIND BUT NOW I SMEE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:03, archived)
# MARKEEEEEEEEEET
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:08, archived)
# YOU BUY EEEEEET!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# My advice:
Bin the mushies; they're obviously on the turn.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# fucking amazing
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# That's fantastic.
Love your work atomic.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Thank you. It's too bad the world is ending.............

..........................we'll all look like this soon..................... :'(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:03, archived)
# Better stock up on the aftersun then.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 20 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Su-fucking-perb :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 20 May 2011, 15:00, archived)
# It's 12:05am and the world hasn't ended
I am a little bit disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:07, archived)
#
Apocalypse coming
but they don't know when.
They'll try to make one
as soon as they can.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Oh noes, what about me pension??
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# Speccy tacular
I wonder what Alan Whicker will say when the world ends.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:43, archived)
# And so it begins to start again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Too bad the cake melted.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Someone left it out in the Nuclear Rain !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Damn!...It took so long to bake it...
...and I don't have that recipe anymore!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:29, archived)
# FUCK YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
# All you need is one !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Fucking brill
Woo:D
(herman:D, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Where's the other portal?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Watchit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Wank-A-Thon Olympics 2012
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:31, archived)
# I've got a hot tip on the winner !
In Cider Scoop
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:37, archived)
# The competition is tough to beat.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Hands Down !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Are you trying to pull a fast one?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Oops . . . must've pulled a boner !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Yeah...don't let your head swell.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# I'm baiting myself !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# You are the Master!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Now I'm pulling my own leg !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Water on the knee so-to-speak.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Dick Trickle
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:30, archived)
# this is simply
marvelous...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:02, archived)
# Thank you, darling.
(The next day...everything is fine!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
# *air kisses*
edit: that's a relief...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:13, archived)
# SOLD !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
# What is the thing in the middle of this picture, next to the staircase?
It looks like a pile of injured slugs all trying to wear one cape and hat.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:39, archived)
# This is fucking magnificent
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 23 May 2011, 0:01, archived)
[challenge entry] .


(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:05, archived)
# marvellous!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:07, archived)
# eye head kebab, most dangerous of the meats
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# One Adam's Apple . . . COMING UP !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# I pleased to announce that the newsletter is written and you can all have the afternoon off:
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue479/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:56, archived)
# result!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Woo hoo!
Thanks Rob!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:02, archived)
# oh man I totally won the newsletter title subject thingy

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 20 May 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Grats!
I'm RISsing on it though...
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 20 May 2011, 14:10, archived)
#
18th May - www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-13437279

then the next day - the 19th strangely enough

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-13451965


Worlds greatest joker
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:22, archived)
#
"Horse owners require passports to move their animals and they should be housed in a safe and secure environment when transported."

Aren't the railways safe and secure then?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Aha!
Thanks. I am now edumacated!
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 20 May 2011, 15:50, archived)
# This is ace, although...
as someone who works in wrexham, I can see how (despite me really wanting it to be) its not any sort of joke.

*Unless of course it's in anyway related to this: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-173829171.
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 20 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Mrs Wobbly Bird approves

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# I kinda know her lol
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# she's cute
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# she's way more attractive in person, as well as funny and intelligent
^__^
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# ^ Lies...
It is not possible to have a lady who is attractive, fully and intelligent!

* With the exception of Lily Allen

EDIT: and possibly Pippa Middleton
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:45, archived)
# She really looks like she's going at it
on a stick-down dildo
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:35, archived)
# is that Howard's new job?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Thanks, Rob
*sticks behind ear for later*

The subject this week really did make me do a lol

edit: I wonder if Jeremy has ever been on a train
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Yey!
see below for Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Stop manipulating me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Ta Rob, you're a toff.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Thank you Robert Adolf Manuel
you are very kind
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Stop manipulating me

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Yay
cheers Rob
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Stop manipulating me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Thanks bob ;D
(herman:D, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Fresh from the cuntshed!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:09, archived)
# WATE
so you're telling me that the koit animation does NOT suddenly burst into shouts of "CUNT CUNT FUCKING CUNT"?
I want my money back, and I want it now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] To go with this week's compo...







Click a song to hear it play.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Hah!
Aerosmith - Dude Looks Like A Grouper
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Sweet Transvestite FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:52, archived)
# It's now blasting out across the office :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Yep
My choice too
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:11, archived)
# some top tunes :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Needs more Joe Cocker!

It's his Birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I love these :)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Marvellous
I will listen to 6 of these tunes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Good work fella
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
# I will be dropping my coins right into the slots !
Excellent . . . CHA CHING !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 20 May 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Vnice
Woo
(herman:D, Fri 20 May 2011, 16:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ooer!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:37, archived)
# hehe
looks like she was facing that explosion for too long
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 20 May 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Not much editing needed..
Change the word "him" to "her", remove Slys name and add hers. Hey presto, Hollywood has another moneymaker. ;)
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Fri 20 May 2011, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Seams ok.......


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(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:25, archived)
# :D
and any excuse....

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:33, archived)
# I recognise
that blood-spatter brush.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(redflame, Fri 20 May 2011, 12:51, archived)
#


(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 20 May 2011, 13:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 20 May 2011, 13:45, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# When I say I am an oil man......


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(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Fri 20 May 2011, 14:38, archived)

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