Dr. Hannibal Lecter is disguising as the Queen with her own facial skinand has gone fishing.
(,
Fri 27 May 2011, 2:24,
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HahahahaI just tried to squash it on my screen!
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care.,
Fri 27 May 2011, 4:58,
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not dressed like that he's not
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 27 May 2011, 0:59,
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What do Scotsmen wear under their kilts?
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Fri 27 May 2011, 7:59,
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ahahaIt hadn't occurred to me that the child was blind.
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4Q just lurking,
Fri 27 May 2011, 0:55,
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me neither, til ^edit: the magazine needs a blurb on the left about fostering a blind child for a day
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LS18,
Fri 27 May 2011, 0:56,
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Just a day.Wouldn't want to get compassion fatigue.
( 4Q just lurking,
Fri 27 May 2011, 1:00,
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Clicking I like this feels horribly wrongbut you get a clicky anyway!
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers,
Fri 27 May 2011, 22:22,
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Sum Of All Fairs.
Page links below or click my user name as
it is all in a row on my profile... & a desktop130k.
01, 02, 03, 04, 05, 06, 07, 08, 09, 10.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Fri 27 May 2011, 0:01,
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hahaha!fuck it, bed time.
g'night all!
(g'night all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 27 May 2011, 0:07,
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Parting of the parts is parts of the parting ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 27 May 2011, 0:09,
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ban this sick filth
etc etc etc
also available in Sugar Puff variety
Fried eggs....mystery solved!
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 26 May 2011, 23:26,
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He's kinky that way....the yolkey fuck!
( Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 26 May 2011, 23:30,
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you just wait till mom gets home!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 26 May 2011, 23:17,
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No needJust put (C)DMH 2011 in the corner of the pic ;)
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 26 May 2011, 23:20,
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Yours is also shiney and very nicely done.Let's never fight again
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 26 May 2011, 23:24,
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if i keep talking about themthey might come back
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 26 May 2011, 23:22,
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They'll probably come back north for the summerAssuming they are a migratory species of tit.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 26 May 2011, 23:26,
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nothey shrank
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 26 May 2011, 23:30,
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not long agothat cat would have needed bigger eyes
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 26 May 2011, 23:31,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Biscuits"){kind=small}
I'm not allowed to help decorate Christmas cookies again...
Pizopop was here,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:58,
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Well I can see why.Your "christmas cookies" are shaped like gingerbread men.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 26 May 2011, 23:01,
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i'm not surprisedthat much icing would takr ages to set
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 26 May 2011, 23:05,
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Facial Recognition 
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 26 May 2011, 23:04,
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Django, have you always been alone?Django, could you never love again?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:55,
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RAAUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:56,
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in space no one can hear youas its a vaccuum
which is odd as our vaccumm is dead noisy
(which is odd as our vaccumm is dead noisy
boff FL OZ,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:31,
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It's just a wood cut . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:43,
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Stihl its better than nothing yay chainsaw puns!
(
Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Thu 26 May 2011, 23:20,
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god, i hate that fucker Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:38,
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I made an effort to like himBut all of the three or four films of his I saw were dull beyond belief.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:43,
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he's not even remotely funny Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:45,
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his early stuff is good Bananas
Sleeper
Love and Death
Play it again Sam
Everything I always wanted to know about sex but was afraid to ask
after that he moves away from going for laughs though Annie Hall, Manhattan and Zelig are all worth a watch
(,
Thu 26 May 2011, 23:10,
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Sleeper
Love and Death
Play it again Sam
Everything I always wanted to know about sex but was afraid to ask
after that he moves away from going for laughs though Annie Hall, Manhattan and Zelig are all worth a watch
it's just himi find him deeply irritating and whiny
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 26 May 2011, 23:13,
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i remember random shitimportant shit goes in one ear and out the other
(,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:38,
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I only remembered itwhen I stumbled across the old add on youtube.
(,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:45,
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Did someone say "Gayshift"?
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:32,
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Entry into the Guinness Book of Records and a lifetime career in porn.
(
Captain Howdy,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:47,
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*collects*I would like to thank my parents, God, the letter A, the number 7 and the colour magna
(,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:50,
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YOU FORGOT WORLD PEACE YOU SLUT!
(
The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:17,
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The hive mind has spokenit is thinking of this.
(
Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:20,
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Have you got the time . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:50,
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attention citizensDYD MK2 has been released upon the population and will undoubtedly cause a lot of fuck.
(,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:22,
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DON'T ANGER THE BROCCOLI
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:25,
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there must be a hole in the bottom of the bowl, tooor it would've overflowed ages back
(
boris the spider,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:14,
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I saw this in my "liked" pics the other day.Can't believe it didn't FP.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 26 May 2011, 23:01,
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ha haI miss Sarah Palin
(
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:31,
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Ripped From The Headlines 
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:32,
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Going . . . D
O
W
N
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:36,
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Whatever happened toMorphing, that would look ace!
-- woot my hundredth post on main-board.
(,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:40,
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-- woot my hundredth post on main-board.
Think he is still with Chasing!100 posts woot indeed. Hold on, in 3 years! :-/
(
Frogbeat,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:43,
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i was just reading a thread from ten years backrob was much friendlier then. and cthonic and monkeon were both there.
i feel all b3ta young again.
(i feel all b3ta young again.
boris the spider,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:52,
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Greatnow I miss pantseatflyer...
ahh the b3tan memories...
(ahh the b3tan memories...
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:47,
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atomic's the name......destruction's my game.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:19,
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this has everything that i was just thinking of.Woo!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:03,
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I'm firing blanksand my tissues are still in Tescos.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:16,
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Tesco value tissuesare for ppl who need viagra
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:22,
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I'm a Finest range manmine come with a butler and a bucket.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:24,
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Sorry about this....
Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:00,
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Is he Giuseppe Stalin's mate?Apparently it's a RIOT when the two of them get together.
( boris the spider,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:18,
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Mr Brown DiscoBallheadqueen of the seven seas.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:18,
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on the 8th day he created biccies
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:34,
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He really is the God of all... Tea and Biccies The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:49,
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noI hate the soggy phlegm-like substance left at the bottom of the mug.
( MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:12,
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Well butter my asshole and call me a biscuitkerclicks
/gayshift blog
(/gayshift blog
The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:59,
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sweet dunkin (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:16,
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Let there be light digestivesand there was light digestives and a nice brew.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:23,
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Nice Jaffa Cakes!Those Jaffa Cakes don't look bad either!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:31,
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Jaffa Cakes or Jaffa Biscuits - the test of a biscuit should be their ability to be dunked in tearich tea is a weak contender in this respect and so are those pink waffer things so the lines are blurry on this subject.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:32,
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A biscuit is hard when fresh, and soft when staleA cake is soft when fresh and hard when stale.
/fact! :)
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:38,
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does this make cocks cake or biscuit? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:39,
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haha I was thinking the same thing maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:39,
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either this place has warped us bothor i'm a very bad influence
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:41,
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We warped b3tawe added the female element :D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:43,
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*high fives* Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:46,
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that depends on how long you leave it out in the open air prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:44,
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not very longi like to make sure they're stored somewhere warm and comparatively safe....
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:47,
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ah, a fine theory!no jaffa cake in my presence has ever lasted long enough to go stale...what happens to them? ;)
(,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:45,
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well, eventually they go brown and a bit runnyunless you've not been eating your fibre
( boris the spider,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:49,
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Noone truly knows I think Schrödinger's did an experimentwhere he placed a Jaffa Cake in a biscuit tin and postulated that whilst unobserved the Jaffa Cake existed as both a biscuit and a cake and both soft and hard at the same time.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:50,
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while in the box his cat may or may not have eaten it though.. prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:08,
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I like the smashing orangey bit in the middle
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:33,
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stomach cancer? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:35,
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STI?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:35,
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I'll have one tit and a cunt pleaseoh, and 97 Jaffa cakes for a night in.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:13,
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I need to keep a hand free for eating.one tit, one cunt, one cake.
( Brandy_Bumwinkle,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:19,
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WINNAR:D
edit**
You win. I give up. Teh interwebz am yourz...
(edit**
You win. I give up. Teh interwebz am yourz...
Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:30,
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thank youbut now's not the time for quitting soldier, get back and man that photoshop
(,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:43,
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I can't!I've too little time to cut a TONNE of products out of their backgrounds and make fuck look less shit.
( Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck,
Thu 26 May 2011, 22:07,
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Ahahaha!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:31,
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BRILLIANT.I love the splashing tea. Really nicely done.
:D
*click*
(:D
*click*
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:37,
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Congrats on the FP.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:55,
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haha the tea splashes are a master stroke :D*click*
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:38,
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they are a bit tedious to dobut i don't think it's the same without them
EDIT: and now i've just realised i've fucked up on one of them, bollocks.
(,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:47,
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EDIT: and now i've just realised i've fucked up on one of them, bollocks.
experience at watchingmoney shots methinks
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:05,
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arf!she is quite astoundingly odd-looking
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:40,
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The director of "Popeye" said she was born to play Olive Oyl.That's a kick in the balls, right there.
( Captain Howdy,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:42,
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even i think that's low Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:46,
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funny thing is, she was popeye's wifein the french connection
i'll feel stupid if that's what you actually meant
(,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:51,
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i'll feel stupid if that's what you actually meant
a really ugly fish Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 26 May 2011, 20:55,
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he looks much better when dipped in batter and fried Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:03,
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excellent spillage also (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Thu 26 May 2011, 21:17,
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