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# NING b3ta!
and Happy birthday to Iron Mike Tyson and VAG CREAMS; Cheryl (I Would) Cole and Lizzy Caplan.

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:57, archived)
#


* I am never sure who to do so I will start posting tomorrows list if you have any suggestion please ask.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:57, archived)
# to be fair if Mike wanted too you wouldn't have a choice :P
Ning everyone
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:59, archived)
# O_O
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:00, archived)
# A violent rapist, Mike Tyson and some the bint from Hot Tub Time Machine.
I know 100% here. Well done brain.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:04, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:06, archived)
# Liv Tyler, Dananananan Aykroyd and Olivia DeHavilland
Though I concede that Darth Vader might be tempting too...
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Happy candles!!!
btw, re your sig - if you stop fucking b3ta then you'd prob get some work done. pfft...
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:24, archived)
# Many thanks!
fucking the WHOLE of B3ta may take some time... nearly twenty seconds I'd say.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)
# well - if you are looking for suggestions and as this is b3ta
then it has to be David Prowse www.imdb.com/name/nm0001190/

Happy birthday for tomorrow Darth!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:22, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:49, archived)
# happy birthday to Cheryl 'You're Welcome To Her' Cole. happy birthday to Cheryl 'You're Welcome To Her' Cole.
hope you get everything you deserve...like a job in Greggs.
Edit. Not sure what happened there.
Edit. Not sure what happened there.
What is my phone doing?What is my phone doing?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:12, archived)
# This^
a lot.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:19, archived)
# quitequite
literally
Hmm, fixed itself?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:23, archived)
# You are Yoda
AICMFP.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:31, archived)
# congratulations!
you can collect you five pounds from another galaxy a long time ago.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Awww. Cheryl looks like quite cute there
shame she's a vacuous, racist thug who lets her publicists and manager run her life for her.

Tv career on the skids?
You could always get back with your fake husband..,.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Because he's black it proves that she's not racist and that he's not gay.
TRUFAX.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Cheryl, you're ex is on the phone.
is he wanting me to help fish it out again?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Ah - Cheryl Cole - the nation's favourite punchy racist.
How fondly we look back to the time she sparked that black toilet cleaner and hurled racial abuse at her.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:30, archived)
#
1. www.imdb.com/search/name?birth_monthday=07-01
2. vectormagic.com
3. Happy birthday
4. ?
5. Profit

* parp
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Ah.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Just crossed a picket line
so I could post this

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:38, archived)
# I no, rite?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:42, archived)
# :)
^ Fact

Ning DB, ning ISTIMSU, Ning HT and ning PP
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:59, archived)
# shit
should have seen that coming. ;)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:17, archived)
# I wish I could go on strike
but I wouldn't get paid and someone else would take the work.
I also wish I had as many other benefits as public sector workers, at least they get a pension! I'd just be grateful to have a secure job :(
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:45, archived)
# my thoughts exactly
didums you have to pay more into a pension and work 3 years longer, in a financial climate where people are being made redundant on mass the public sector should stop whining
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Thing is
you can't keep going that long in teaching - it's a demanding job, physically and mentally. The govt. are trying to encourage more graduates to go into it, then expecting them to spend 40+ years in the profession. Looking at the staff in my school who are coming up to retirement at 60 there's no way they'd be able to manage another year, let alone another five or six.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:07, archived)
# ^ CANDLES!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha fucking hell that's brilliant!
Many thanks kind sir.

Five years young today eh? What a spectacular misuse of time...
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:14, archived)
# whippersnapper
I'll be eight tomorrow.

Seeing as I'm on strike I might make a picture for it.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Woo!
You a teacher too? If so, how the hell do you have the time to B3ta?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:43, archived)
# Na, DWP drone
I had a job that I really liked, was really good at and when the recession started I was transferred into the dullest boring job going, highlighting just how poorly paid I was in the first place for what I was doing the took some intelligence and ability.
I was again transferred to a contact centre, against my wishes.
Still I get a bit of time to b3ta, after swimming in my Scrooge McDuck style money pit.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Arf @ the money pit.
My B3ta time stopped abruptly two years ago when my embarassingly easy, well paid new media job went belly up and I needed a stable income to support the family. Massive drop in wages to work twice as long every week (including half terms, most of Easter and Christmas, despite what the papers would have us believe) and one of the few benefits is being taken away. Love it.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Also, despite what you may have heard
The average civil service pension is fucking shit, as are the wages.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:23, archived)
# ^ this
plus you can't keep shouting 'times of austerity' as an excuse for fucking people over for ever.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:31, archived)
# I don't even have a secure job either.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:27, archived)
# hahaha!
it sure is
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:24, archived)
# hahahahah I just spat creamed corn all over my mouse
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Wet Mandelbrot, all over me, all over me!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:05, archived)
# I've had her

I meant: nice!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:12, archived)
# She gets around, doesn't she.
Doesn't take much more than a passing iteration for the clothes to start falling to the floor.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:16, archived)
# bigger?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:17, archived)
# this needs to be much larger
And it's too brown
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:21, archived)
# You're shitting me.
Answer soon. Difficult containing my excitement.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:28, archived)
# if I was talking to me I'd find it hard to contain my excitment
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:29, archived)
# That's because you're so awesome the sun hides behind clouds.
But remember, you are cool with you. Future you digs what you're up to. If cosmic was a word, it would be you, because you span time and space but occupy a single chair just to cheese their assumptions.
Zero to peanut in the fraction of a pigment, the color is fantastic.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:32, archived)
# you are the centre of the only universe you will ever truly know
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:39, archived)
# That's a base relief.
I'm shallow.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:41, archived)
# then take solace in the first law of thermodynamics
energy can be transferred from one system to another in many forms. but it can not be created or destroyed. this body will die but our energy will live eternal
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:51, archived)
# That's the first time
I've seen someone using the laws of thermodynamics as some kind of marker of cosmic bliss. More normally people use the second law of thermodynamics to shout DOOOOOOOOOM and misunderstand entropy. Nicely played.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:03, archived)
# the second law is nice
once everything is just energy we will reach a cosmic equilibrium flowing as one in purest harmony
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:06, archived)
# I like breasts.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Torah...

couldn't help myself
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 6:52, archived)
# Mazel Tov!
Dook, dook, dook!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 6:46, archived)
# Ha ha ha
* Orange Men lols
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:00, archived)
# I hope old age is this fun.
Or the drugs are. Or both.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:29, archived)
[challenge entry] gingers DO have souls. and they look like this.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 4:08, archived)
# QUICK, QUICK, FUCKING STAMP ON IT
 




 
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 4:39, archived)
# Smash!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:13, archived)
#


Oh FFS!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 5:18, archived)
# HOL-LAND
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 6:34, archived)
# well, that's the last time I email a dyslexic escort service to have someone come out to suck on my dick
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 3:00, archived)
# Hahahahaha
DUCKSICK
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 3:08, archived)
# SPEWTIFOUL
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 3:19, archived)
# PUKEDRAKE
RALPHMALLARD
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 3:26, archived)
# GOOSEJUICE
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 3:31, archived)
# so long as you got a pizza that is okay
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 3:35, archived)
# everything in my life results in pizza
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 4:07, archived)
# everything about this is good
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 3:38, archived)
# I've lost count of the times my evening ended like this
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 6:35, archived)
[challenge entry] MULES MULES MULES
 

 
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:30, archived)
# WORK THOSE MULES FLAN

THUS
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:34, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*gasp*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 8:15, archived)
# SOME MULES ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERS
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:49, archived)
# incidentally that is the first google image hit for "orange shape", you may be seeing it again this week
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 3:09, archived)
# "squashed thingy"
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 3:56, archived)
# heheh I think I know what that is without looking
 
having rewatched all the swedemason vids the other night
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 4:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Not bouncy, but at least it rhymes...


Just finished making this as the challenge started, so it'll have to do as I really want to go to bed, now... Please.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Wheeeeeeee!!!! Wheeeeeeee!!!! Wheeeeeeee!!!! Wheeeeeeee!!!!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:21, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeee
 
thought you was eclectech for a moment there : D
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:29, archived)
# The background is the giveaway
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:36, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 3:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 3:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Rape Troll Does It Again!

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Something about orange things jumping?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 1:49, archived)
# Since I have missed my 5000th post milestone*
have these pirates instead:



*Apparently pondering about the non existance of mayonnaise in Afghanistan.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Fuckyeah
squidcaps
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:22, archived)
#

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)
# 2 for 1
It's a generous offer
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Facial oddities not lost upon me.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 7:21, archived)
# More than likely bindun and better but it popped into my head and i had to make it...
and I was logged in so here goes

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)
# now do thatcher in the ground
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)
# thatcher in the die
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 1:03, archived)
# oh, yes
this place is deader than little jimmy krankie's career tonight, time i was off to bed.
g'nioght!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, I tried to resist :(
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Nice!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:10, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:23, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: JUMPY ORANGE SHAPES


This week's challenge is highly technical: to make beautiful, joyous (or dark and ugly) things out of jumpy orange shapes. Challenge suggested by Barbarossa.

(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)
# yes!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] OMG FIRST!!!!!!!!!!111
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:40, archived)
# Shapes are 2D
Forms are 3D. That is not a Jumpy Orange Shape. That is a Jumpy Orange Form.

It looks happy. I like that Jumpy Orange Form.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 4:31, archived)
# WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS!?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:42, archived)
# how do i shot web
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:51, archived)
# pfff
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:53, archived)
# t
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 1:01, archived)
# *shrugs*
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 1:18, archived)
# what is this I don't even
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:24, archived)
# jumpy.... Lime shapes?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:52, archived)
# But its yellow on that pic!
if youre going to be highly technical....
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 1:06, archived)
# how does it smell?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:21, archived)
# like evil cat monster, i'd imagine
damn, i've got chilli eater's minge again :(
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
# I'm being educated here.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 1:13, archived)
# of fear?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:23, archived)
# don't de silly
that thing isn't scared of anything.
not even malt loaf.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
# not it, the thing its sniffing
also malt loaf is not to be feared
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:38, archived)
# yes it is
it forces you to eat it, the whole loaf of it, with a nice cup of tea.
then you get tummy ache and poos.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:41, archived)
# now i see why you believe your ass to be on fire
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:26, archived)
# rarrrrfyfyfygygygygughjhh
said the thing
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:25, archived)
# Rule 34?


Listening to old skool and Photploppin' it...
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:50, archived)
# This deserves a subtle woo
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Fucking hell
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)
# it's okay, I'm sure the cat is fine
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:17, archived)
# I'm not going to enjoy this until I know the cat is fine
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:27, archived)
# I like it.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:07, archived)
# This kind of old skool
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXAJZmlRMdc

I saw these guys on their first ever appearance supporting De La Soul at Brixton Academy when I was 18...

I can't stomach all this hippety hop autotune shite that gets so much air time nowadays...

(I remember when this was all fields!!!)
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:17, archived)
# They used to be good!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:25, archived)
# I loved those years.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:31, archived)
# beautiful tone on that trumpet...
woo
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:19, archived)
# Here's a trumpet player I love.
I found this cassette in a garbage dump in the 70's. It's a great album.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=c88XzPsvNNs&feature=related


This is an absolutely stunning album- George Duke's Faces In Reflection

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWkh_ev0qVE
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:30, archived)
# damn models, nothing but skin and bones
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Is that Gauge?
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:11, archived)
# hey girl, hey boy
superstar DJs...
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:44, archived)
# Here we goooooooooo...
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 1:59, archived)
# youngflesh.com, is that your web site?
 
ARE YOU SURE YOU SHOULDN'T BE OVER ON THE TALK BOARD
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 3:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh my god, it's full of orange
it's full of orange
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:51, archived)
# that cat is trapped in a space hopper
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:53, archived)
# if it's going to be orange week
I thought I'd try and expand the horizons :)
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
# don't worry
he likes space hoppers.
as should everyone.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Dogs love 'em!
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
# that's good to know
fuck, this soup is hot.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:18, archived)
# buster gonad will be so jealous
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
# That's a veeeeeery slow animation
Took nearly an hour to change into a slightly different image.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Bishop-vision does not travel in straight lines.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:01, archived)
# remember this.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:03, archived)
# pudgiest terminator ever
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:04, archived)
# It's adapted to travel up cassocks.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 2:28, archived)
# hahaha
I've been there, it's exactly like this
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Just found this
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)
# did you do it?
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)
# yes, that's why it's tagged phoenixium
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)
# I went to visit his site but when the flash started loading I nearly punched through my monitor so I don't know what's there
 
IT'S PROBABLY REALLY GOOD
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:32, archived)
# SO HAPPY
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:05, archived)
# DMT pussy snuff

spotify:track:4vBhDli1CkhxNJfwoLjbZu (Thrill Me by Simply Red)
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:55, archived)
#

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:56, archived)
# that is magical.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:58, archived)
# ^^^
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:03, archived)
# :)

I must get a photoshop.
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Hahaaa
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:30, archived)
# That's no space station...
It's a moon!
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 1:46, archived)
# spin, spin
spin
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:01, archived)
# aww
you're a legend HT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Memories come flooding back. I loved that game.
After playing it for months all it says is ---you are Elite--- No fanfare, nothing.

(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Right on, Commander!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 1:40, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:31, archived)
# O_O
amazing
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 22:59, archived)
# wow
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:00, archived)
# I am not going to click 'I like this' until I can be assured that this cat wasn't harmed
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:10, archived)
# p3tan
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Fickin' Woo!
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:28, archived)
# Hahha, yay!!
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:33, archived)
# This is wonderful
(, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 23:52, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 1:16, archived)
# Why is this not compoed?
It's marvelous!
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 4:11, archived)

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