![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Owls"){kind=small}
OKOKOK *Challenge Accepted!!*
To climb up the latter of shame, I present to you my brand new(as of last night) Olsen triplets, all adorned with halos. Now the mysterious third Olsen is courting a beautiful OWL with one of those fancy, neon dicks you guys have a liking to.
apologies for plagiarizing the last photo. Won't happen again.
FNDsso much better than CDCs
Edit: And don't forget to compo it! (Edit your post, then set the "This is:" drop down menu to challenge entry.)
(Edit: And don't forget to compo it! (Edit your post, then set the "This is:" drop down menu to challenge entry.)
Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:11,
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hehhehehehehhafter coming up with "fancy, neon dicks" you can do what you like as far as I'm concerned
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 21 Jul 2011, 1:20,
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It's the OwlsensAre they old enough to perve over yet?
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Thu 21 Jul 2011, 10:44,
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Probably better if you logged in using your correct ID though wouldn't it Hugo? Silly fucker.
( Hugo Rune,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:25,
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I don't know what's going on hereBut I heartily approve!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:29,
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Burrowing Owls!They look so funny when they run!
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:26,
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Haha!That sounds like a Fall LP title.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:38,
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It was the original title for Monty Python's Flying Circus.They eventually named an entire episode after it.
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Captain Howdy,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:43,
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A traditional post deserves a traditional response ...
Cassidy : Vissi d'arte,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:53,
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hahaha!I like this picture.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:34,
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"Rebekah? No haven't seen her, by the way, have you met Cousin It?"
and
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:04,
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CHUMP! AH-AAAAAAAAAA Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:21,
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Hasn't his hair gone white suddenly,hasn't his false tan wiped off suddenly,
hasn't his mental state deteriorated suddenly,
hasn't his share prices increased suddenly...
(hasn't his mental state deteriorated suddenly,
hasn't his share prices increased suddenly...
..wil,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:23,
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Fuckin hell, what was in that pie? Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:41,
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Somebody please turn the heater down
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:48,
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It's the loss of powerhe feeds on it and now he's melting...
( ..wil,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:52,
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HERE I spent some time doing this pretty funny reply- proudly I hit space and then I got this so imagine this was actually a funny picture cause I can't be arsed to redo it. also i might graduate tomorrow. who knows if ill pass my exam.
*imagines**imagines LOLing*
My sympathies I was getting that a LOT recently till I cleared a crapload of old stuff off my laptop and added extra memory, reckon I can eek out the old Macbook another couple years now...
(My sympathies I was getting that a LOT recently till I cleared a crapload of old stuff off my laptop and added extra memory, reckon I can eek out the old Macbook another couple years now...
..wil,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:03,
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here I feel bad for just posting PS crashed so I just farted this one out of my ass based on the first picture of HIM. if only b3ta wasnt such a pain in the anus for uploading files (3 attempts)
Use b3tards.comworks way better IME
*edit* sorry nice pic too, rude of me! :)
(*edit* sorry nice pic too, rude of me! :)
..wil,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:16,
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I thought her name was Bagshaw or summat?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:28,
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Yeah, it used to beUntil she married Peter Mensch, manager of Metallica and Red Hot Chilli Peppers.
(,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:37,
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I watched Kill Bill I and II this weekend.That is all.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:19,
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That's all?You didn't eat or defecate or anything?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:59,
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Needs more owls.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:27,
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Oops, wrong place...I thought I'd replied to a different comment...
(but thnks!)
((but thnks!)
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:30,
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Sting like a hovercraft!@o/
( Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:29,
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Top owlageIf there was a raking of owlage, I believe this would rank very high.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:44,
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And so they should be.Kids these days.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:31,
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no owl, no owlno owl, no owl!
born is the ki-ing of Israyyyyel.
(born is the ki-ing of Israyyyyel.
Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:06,
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Appropriate but not applicable.
Click for bigger (224 kb)
First post from this 'ungreatful, fastfood, suv driving, slave owning, american'. I thought everyone might enjoy this due to the HP buzz across the globe ~ PS challenge not accepted yet, 3njoy.
Do you have a database of every manipulation of this image anyone's ever done?Can I see?
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:12,
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Actually...www.tineye.com/search/9b22aefada90ce5584d3c310fec1069536bac0bf/
They all seem to be alike, but not the same. I suggest we leave this to the Elders.
(They all seem to be alike, but not the same. I suggest we leave this to the Elders.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:13,
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I tineyed. It's not there.She's wearing similar coloured knickers and the shadows match. None of them are kittens though.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:14,
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Ditto. Not quite sure what that pattern on her knickers is though!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:16,
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I have examined the picture thoroughly on a previous occasion.It's sheer zebra print with tones of lady-garden.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:18,
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I saw it twice on Facebook, last week.Either this guy released it to the world before being able to post on b3ta, or he stole it.
I'm guessing the latter.
EDIT: waznmentobe.com/comedy/emma-watson-kitten-pic.html
(I'm guessing the latter.
EDIT: waznmentobe.com/comedy/emma-watson-kitten-pic.html
Captain Howdy,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:17,
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Longest list of links without horse-loving music ever.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:26,
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I think mediocre's contain's enough horse, thank you.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:29,
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This has always been my favourite photo of a certain Dutch celebrity:(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:21,
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Also: what's her name?Purely for cataloguing purposes, you understand..
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:30,
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Birgit Schuurmanc-class actress and d-class singer. Her sister Katja is much more famous. Met her once.
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:38,
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I recall her having a 'hit' called 'everybody wants to be' or something or othermust be on youtube somewhere.
Oh, and they both posed for playboy at least once.
I'm off now. It's well past Dutch inventor's bed time.
(Oh, and they both posed for playboy at least once.
I'm off now. It's well past Dutch inventor's bed time.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:52,
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Ahahah, Never fear! Censor Cat will block the view!
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:23,
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ahhhhhahhhahhhahhhahhthat is a fine cat
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:55,
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I love the one with the knob and ballsbut I say that to all the girls
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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:20,
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198 Results!
* How can you be sure it's not his?
(* How can you be sure it's not his?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:21,
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Ah, you rely too much on the Tineye, young padawan. Strong you must become, in the ways of Google.(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:26,
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Ha-ha! You replied, despite the flaming - good noob.But please resist the urge to pass other people's work off as your own, in future.
It's bad form, what-what.
(It's bad form, what-what.
Captain Howdy,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:43,
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Tell me about owlsI must say, I like the word ungreatful. It must have something to do with midgets.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:09,
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That joke was goodin fact, it was a midget gem.
( Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:13,
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It is at this point that I would like to state that I have nothing against midgets.In fact, some of my best friends have midgets.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:16,
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That's 2 days in a row you mentioned midgets!...just sayin'
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:38,
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Yes, my printer is brilliant. So much better than the old Epson.or was it 3pson?
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:15,
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AHHHHHHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHHrule 39
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:52,
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fuckyeahcatswithcelebrityfacesontheirrudebits.tumblr.com Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:57,
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What's this rules business then?I haven't posted anything on here for a while.
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Canker,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:07,
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I won't stand for this Kitty PornBut i'll defiantly sit and enjoy myself.
(,
Thu 21 Jul 2011, 0:38,
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Anyone fancy a quick one?* Late night VAG CREAM with huge CDC that is... Have Natalie Wood, I know I would!
Following on from this mornings post
(Following on from this mornings post
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:53,
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The only wood that doesn't float.Pfft. Thanks, 1981.
( Captain Howdy,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:58,
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Does anyone know exactly what VAG CREAM actually means....?I looked on google but it wasn't that helpfull...
(,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:01,
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It's the return Google Image Search gives you when you type in a series of letters that goes something like.... WBVGWRMAE.
(Wobbly Bloke's Vectored Girls With Real Mouths And Eyes, or somesuch)
((Wobbly Bloke's Vectored Girls With Real Mouths And Eyes, or somesuch)
Captain Howdy,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:12,
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It was originally "Vector Face Girls With Real Eyes And Mouth"VFGWREAM De-RIS
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:22,
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Just tried that and it cam back negitive.... but it got me thinking along those lines..How about
Vectors
And
Girls
Containing
Real
Eyes
And
Mouths?
(,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:23,
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Vectors
And
Girls
Containing
Real
Eyes
And
Mouths?
fine actor, terrible swimmer Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:42,
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owle on a mission
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:29,
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Oh dear. This is a most unfortunate situation.I cannot see how this could be resolved peacefully.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:30,
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A lovely opportunity for a menowl a trois mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:31,
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I don't think so...they're very religious......Birds of Pray.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:44,
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Egg! EGG! Like a bird's EGG!HAHAHAH HE SAID EGG!
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:52,
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Sorry, didn't mean to ruffle your feathers.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:52,
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Well, that's Tawny It
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:37,
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Snowy't hasn'tBarn'obody else arriving.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:47,
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Quick, hide in here
sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:42,
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The husband should have shot them with a water pistolThen they'd be Too Wet to Woo.
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:43,
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And so it is writtenWheresoever owls appear, so must the old jokes about owls!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:48,
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yeahcan I put it in my vid squeeezle?
I am doing a song and video about News of the World and I want to make it a B3TA team effort!! You'll be credited of course!!
(I am doing a song and video about News of the World and I want to make it a B3TA team effort!! You'll be credited of course!!
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:23,
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ta. should be going up tomorrow evewill gaz you
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:27,
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Hell yeah
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:28,
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They have a terrible sense for dressing themselves mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:52,
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Based on the actual clothes they were wearing.I think that pink jacket has it's own fan club.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:00,
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So I de-manlyified him - does this count for compo?Bloke recovers from dubious shooting / stabbing indecent super quick.
(Without any police or workplace being involved)
here: www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=381007
From Links: www.b3ta.com/links/656034#post656399
((Without any police or workplace being involved)
here: www.lancerregister.com/showthread.php?t=381007
From Links: www.b3ta.com/links/656034#post656399
zacherynuk @echo off,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:31,
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stabbing indecent?
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:37,
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he looks like he should be on a horseor a donkey at the very least
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:40,
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Or doing a card trick... or sawing a man in half - I thought
(
zacherynuk @echo off,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:44,
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can i have the bottom half? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:45,
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now all i need to do is learn taxidermy Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:47,
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Nicely de manlyfied.....That wound is so fake..... he'd be black and blue all over with bruising...
(,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:14,
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hehehehhehnurse, give this nancy a QOTW account, STAT
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:47,
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he says "pub" so I'm going to assume UKbut I didn't spot any relevant headlines in a quick scan to confirm the story, beyond the original post on a car forum that goes lol I got stabbed and shot it was well wicked yeah
now this is more fucking like it
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2010/07/04/hero-tells-how-surgeon-stitched-him-back-together-after-brutal-machete-attack-86908-22381471/
(now this is more fucking like it
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2010/07/04/hero-tells-how-surgeon-stitched-him-back-together-after-brutal-machete-attack-86908-22381471/
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 22:51,
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well I like the last comment on page 41"..But am starting too think you either got into a street fight with some knob with a stanley knife or your a smack head in need off attention."
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:26,
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aaaaand page 40"I really cant comprehend how some people still believe him, the alarm bells rang for me not due to the physical evidence,'although this is a factor, but the fact he was very anti any publicity about this press etc but happy to post up his story and pics and bask in the glory, psychologically it didn't add up and said to me it's because it couldn't be substantiated.
Then I spoke and emailed the Met, and they confirmed it didn't happen."
(Then I spoke and emailed the Met, and they confirmed it didn't happen."
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 23:35,
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Cor!look at the pointing on that!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:14,
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Those bricksdon't look real to me. I bet they're silicone...
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NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is?,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:16,
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Should have used ron seals "Stript ease" instead does what it says on the tin makes striping easy..!
Well, I'm ready for the new image challenge....Tombstones that people deserve
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Two word challenge: David Cameron
One word challenge: Owls
(Why did the chicken cross the road?
Two word challenge: David Cameron
One word challenge: Owls
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:36,
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Winner....If only that chicken had married Wendi, it would still be here today looking at the tombstone of an owl....!
(,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:42,
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needs more Star Wars The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:42,
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Finally, someone with the spine and the heart to tell it like it is! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:00,
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And less chicken!Too much chicken there.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 21:39,
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Oi Big Ears, where's moi cup a soup?
Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:16,
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AAAAAAALLLLLLRRRIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTTTT BAAAAAAAAAABY BABY BABY BABY.....I was listening to them only the other day......
(,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:28,
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hahaha
also I voted for chicken crossing the road and this guy has been giving me evils since !!!!!!
FIEND,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:30,
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The withered old scrote has probably not left her much in his will, so is worth more to her alive than dead.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:03,
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It's a joke I got wrong from a couple of years ago....Carrie Fisher was the first woman I ever had a crush on though and Wendi is red hot.....
(,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:04,
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what a strange imperial officerit's a wonder he passed imperial boot camp.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 20:17,
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The imperial conservation wing.. second only to Darth and the Emperor
haha can I use thhis in my video please?
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:25,
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I have no idea what the video is..... but I'd be honoured.. please be my guest.... :-)What is the video btw?
(,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:32,
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the pleasure is mineI am doing a song and video about News of the World. I want to make it a B3TA team effort!! You'll be credited of course!!
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:35,
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Sounds good.....Just hoping Wendi isn't despatched to assassinate us all..!!!
(,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:40,
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What? What? Eh? Uh?
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:36,
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Nope, still not vile enough:~p
(
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:39,
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I am sorry maiden... and b3ta...but I can't be arsed to watch this shit the news any more and these pics mean nothing to me.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:41,
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Yet another tiresome media circus
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:45,
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Oh. Is that what it's all about?/couldn't give a toss.blog
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:48,
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*subscribes to your newsletter* mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 18:52,
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I totally relate to what you're saying, no need to appologise.I only really did this because I need to keep my hand in with Photoshop else I will eventually mutate into a /talkboarder *shivers*
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 20 Jul 2011, 19:58,
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