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Ooooooooooooooooowl !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:51, archived)

He's got those twit twoo blues!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:53, archived)

Definitively !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:57, archived)

and now

I will not sleep.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:54, archived)

Up all night !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:57, archived)

you owe me new underwear

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:55, archived)

Will too brown do ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:58, archived)

i want those ones with the days of the week on them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)

Ooooh sweet . . . a calender girl !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:05, archived)

;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:10, archived)

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:56, archived)

Wang Dang Doodle

Tell Fats and Washboard Sam, that everybody gonna to jam
Tell Shaky and Boxcar Joe, we got sawdust on the floor
Tell Peg and Caroline Dye, we gonna have a time
When the fish scent fill the air, there'll be snuff juice everywhere
We gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long
All night long, All night long etc.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEjUfu9-W-w

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:00, archived)

twit tWOO

where have you been?

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FIEND, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:16, archived)

Hiya . . . my back went out back <----------------

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:21, archived)

Oh good lord!

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Frogbeat, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:26, archived)

Hoot 'N Twang !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:28, archived)

I don't know what's more scarry........ owlin himself....

The rack full of miniture alien heads just to his right.....
or the fact that you put your back out.. remember to bring it in with your milk next time..! hope you're feeling better..... :-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:11, archived)

power owlet

(rogermexico Ah, c'est moi! Je m'ai fait peur!, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:40, archived)

FUCK ALL

My American plug does not fit! (that's what SHE said)

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:41, archived)

Welcome to b3ta Roger

Nice debut :)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)

Ahhh

But where do I fit the fuse?

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)

heheheh

nice first post, welcome to b3ta

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)

its wings have fused

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:44, archived)

oh deary

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:45, archived)

give me a break, i'm tired and sober

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:48, archived)

that makes two of us

serious lack of booze around these here parts

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:51, archived)

oh, i have booze

it's just a bit early to crack it open

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:55, archived)

What?

Gay.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:02, archived)

well, i do like men

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:11, archived)

go on...

Crack one off

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:04, archived)

i'm not in the mood

and i smell of soup

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:12, archived)

Again!

* Bokes

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:17, archived)

actual soup, not arse soup

i've just made a massive pan of pea and ham

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:28, archived)

*looks at clock*

gedafuckouttahere

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:10, archived)

8 o'clock, no sooner.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:12, archived)

good to have rules

i only drink on weekends

stops me becoming an alco

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:29, archived)

i'm only having a drink today

because it's payday

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:38, archived)

Would be more owly if his face was the other way up. too much about the power at the mo. RARRRR.

(dogof2head, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:46, archived)

Yes, but then all the plugs would be upside down

Those Ambipur smellifiers don't like being up-ended, you know.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:48, archived)

haha do they make the smell worse? :-D

(dogof2head, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:04, archived)

Welcome to b3ta

Pull up an Owl and shop a cereal packet.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:48, archived)

Haha

Nice

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Frogbeat, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:49, archived)

Wahey!

Hellooo and welcome!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:51, archived)

Inspired!

(WiggZ, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:53, archived)

Hello, rogermexico. Welcome to b3ta.

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Captain Howdy, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:55, archived)

For a moment there I thought that was either Cool Spot or Soccer Kid :O

Get with the times, grandad!

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:44, archived)

Mama Mia

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Mex3 =mememe, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:35, archived)

I KNEW IT!

evil git

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:37, archived)

maybe his leg had just grow?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:38, archived)

HE'S A BABY, HE'S A BABY

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:39, archived)

He's a little shit is what he is.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:22, archived)

Rosemary's 2D baby

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:41, archived)

Fuck!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:44, archived)

Hahahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:05, archived)

He has his father's eyes...

(xaer0mancer, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:36, archived)

Bindun I am sure

Click for bigger (92 kb)

But I still had to...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:20, archived)

Blake the smug

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:22, archived)

You are all so mean!

she was my friend

(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:45, archived)

Your comedy account stinks!

(Rupert Murdoch, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:18, archived)

As does yours!

(Mr Rupert Murdoch is sorry for hacking your phone on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:26, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha :D

KAPOW!! As I am led the believe the kids say these days...

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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:56, archived)

Bindun every 5-10 mins since her death was announced

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:22, archived)

Meh

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:26, archived)

but this hasn't

23 july 2011, in a cruel twist of fate, the singer amy winehouse dies onstage of sick, whilst performing the number one hit "done sick"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:29, archived)

IN R HARTZ

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:32, archived)

strangely enough

he really suits that eye make-up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:34, archived)

You couldn't possibly expect me to agree with you.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:39, archived)

yes. yes i can.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:43, archived)

Er....

he really suits that eye make-up

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:45, archived)

good.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:47, archived)

Bully.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:51, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:56, archived)

DIE

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:40, archived)

DID SICK

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:02, archived)

just a lot

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:30, archived)

She did go to rehab

There is a school of thought (according to PM on Radio 4 currently)
that says she would have been better off not doing.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:31, archived)

Amy is dead!

How did I miss this?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:34, archived)

all-night wankathon?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:37, archived)

You remember that?

* happy days

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:39, archived)

i remember EVERYTHING

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:42, archived)

oh bugger!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:52, archived)

i even know where you stashed the tissues

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:57, archived)

under my hat

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:03, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:13, archived)

Its not an owl

Vince from BBC3's Mongrels (which I quite liked)

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)

Basil Brush needs to wash his mouth out

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:02, archived)

he looks like the crack fox

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:29, archived)

Mongrels is awesome :)

they need to do another series.

The pigeon in it cracks me up.

"Improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise...ooo!? world war II stick grenade"

*BOOM*

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:30, archived)

they're filming it at the mo

should be on in the autumn I think.

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:48, archived)

oh hell yeah!

thanks, just brightened my day :D

(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:49, archived)

Neither big nor clever

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)

TEH HANDS!!!!

AAAARRGGGHHH!!!
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)

Not Big, but very clever!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)

And stop feeling up dwarves. It's not healthy unless they tell you they like it, too.

Edit: crap. The joke was already there.

/slinks back into un-clever hole.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:54, archived)

* Points

^ "HA HA"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)

not a big breader, either

I've been playing too much WoW, as this looks like the PvP area in Hellfire Peninsula.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)

Really?

I based it on a Scottish castle, some sheep and an upturned jelly mould :D

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)

as I said

I've been playing too much.

edit: Also, leave it to the Scottish to fay "fuck all" to proper castles and just build a pit.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:48, archived)

*fears*

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:48, archived)

Meh

Wife works nights and the baby is asleep. It's a time killer.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:49, archived)

Furry muff :)

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)

sometimes

only when I don't trim...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:54, archived)

haha

Not on Azjol-Nerub are you?

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:51, archived)

Turalyon

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:52, archived)

I quit WoW in may

after clearing the raid content in such a stupidly short time there seemed to be little point continuing.

I also left 10 lvl 85 toons beind...

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:01, archived)

Is Deathwing open for raid yet?

Did you already do Firelands, too?

edit: this makes me seem addicted, but I only play about 4 hours a week and I never raid. WHich has thusly, prolonged the time with which I can enjoy the game.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:05, archived)

(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)

...blah blah blah... Star Wars.... blah blah blah..... Dr Spock... blah blah blah...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:36, archived)

ALL YOUR FUCKING BASE

and all that.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:36, archived)

CHEDGE

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)

Hooray!

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)

gobshite!

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:38, archived)

DAMNIT Q, GIVE ME BACK MY YAHTZEE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)

Moooooooleyyyyy!!!!

Good hols sir!

\O/
:D

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:43, archived)

Ninjarella!!!!

Really rather splendid hols thanks.
I must've put on two stone. Greedy drunken bastard me.
How's you and b3ta?
What've I missed?
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:47, archived)

Oooh not too bad ta!

Glad you had a good 'un!!
You've missed some cereal madness and some owl fun :)

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:50, archived)

*scrolls down*

Oh yeah.

I taught baby Moley to swim without his float jacket. He's hilarious to watch! But pretty cool for a just turned 3 year old...

*takes the proud father stance*

:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:57, archived)

Aaaawwwwwww bless!!!

Well done lil' Moley!

:D

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)

hahahaha

aceness :~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:03, archived)

ya ya ya!

more borg

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g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:46, archived)

I'm late again...

...but todays fleatoon is just to stop people submitting it to me anyway:

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dogbomb, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)

websensed :(

(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)

repost for no reason

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)

fnar

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)

pkrd

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:41, archived)

Ooof...

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)

Featuring their latest hit: Argh Argh ARgh Argh!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:02, archived)

FUCK YES

I looove their cover of THRRAGHHH

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:08, archived)

let's not forget their classic

GGAARRRRGHHHHH Means I love you (now I'll rip out your arms)

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:09, archived)

totally torrenting that shit

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)

Why not purchase it?

All proceeds go to hair care products.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:12, archived)

Fuckin hell, force of habit.

Off to Dagobah's Discounts for me!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:20, archived)

Would you stop at Wotto's for me?

I need a fly swatter.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:21, archived)

Good call, I need a noo Nubian.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:22, archived)

Nubian, huh?

Nice, very nice...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)

Yeah, the last one was eaten by a Jawa.

badumtish

wakka wakka wakka

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:31, archived)

tii kii ti dee

robble robble.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)

Hahaha

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSWCQ7ALEms

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:37, archived)

oh my oh my oh my...

MUST OWN...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:39, archived)

+D +LOAD

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:35, archived)

Haha:D

(herman:D, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:13, archived)

100 times better

than Lord of the Dance. FACT!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:16, archived)

They got da moves!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:25, archived)

EVERYBODY DANCE

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:30, archived)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:36, archived)

Ooah ooah

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:45, archived)

what the actual fuck?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:59, archived)

Courtesy of Prequal.

www.b3ta.com/links/A_dance_for_a_lady

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:11, archived)

oh my, that is comedy gold right there
reminds me of this www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:31, archived)

Jesus fucking Christ.

I can feel myself getting Down's Syndrome just listening to him.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:05, archived)

oh my oh my oh my...

no no no no.. our good neighbors to the North are retarded AND armed!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:10, archived)

Is that the original line-up,

because I don't recognise the bloke on the right.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)

Actually, I don't think it is

ShorYkam was forced to leave the group after getting a popsicle stuck in his hair...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)

and yes, that is a REAL

Wookie Name. Who knew? Oh yes The internet did

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)

The internet knows everything.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:34, archived)

EVERYTHING???

apparently so

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:41, archived)

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WormuIus, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:29, archived)

wow i feel like ive stepped back in time with some of these repos

bad album covers are fun

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LS18, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:07, archived)

Nice.

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)

Of course, you're always going to get the odd rotten cop.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:56, archived)

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:58, archived)

you dropped this...

"Twit"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:37, archived)

Wowbowcop wants his babyfood. STAT.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)

ahahaha

'Knock yourself out'

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)

A rare glimpse of Robocop using his Sex Pistol

Great work sir

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Q4nobody, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:03, archived)

Ah! Now i see it...

...it's Johnny! Nice one.

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Mex3 =mememe, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)

Excellent shop sir!!!

*Click*

:D

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:08, archived)

Nice Shop:D

(herman:D, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:10, archived)

Nnnnnnyyyyyarrrrh!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:11, archived)

fantastic

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:14, archived)

best prequel ever

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:21, archived)

CIRCUITRYCOP

"I DON'T NEED NO GUN"

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)

COME QUIETLY JOHN OR I'LL RAPE THE GIRL, JOHN

I'LL FUCKIN RAPE HER

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:33, archived)

CUNTSMASH

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:00, archived)

this

]

edit: top skin tone matching by the way.

(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:19, archived)

R.ye. P

Click for bigger (311 kb)

(CjR Mix, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:52, archived)

That really takes the biscuit.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:52, archived)

Wheat a minute!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:58, archived)

Hooray for wheatened bicks!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:59, archived)

This wins everything!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:56, archived)

Honey Monster next please?

Nice work we've come to expect ;)

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Q4nobody, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)

"as in fruit loops..."

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Xkimo was at work on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:07, archived)

Superb!!!!!!!!!!

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:08, archived)

nicely done

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:15, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:17, archived)

This is very pretty.

Have a clique.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:11, archived)

...

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Mex3 =mememe, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:51, archived)

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:53, archived)

hahahahaha

well done, those guys!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:00, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:08, archived)

He he!

I like this (even if the kitty doesn't...)

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splorp ®, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)

(herman:D, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:50, archived)

Oh yes! All pumped up...

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Mex3 =mememe, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:52, archived)

Beef Cake!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:55, archived)

That's how an owl should look.

NWOT:

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:55, archived)

Pineappowl, shirley?

...

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:06, archived)

No.

Pineowl.

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:44, archived)

Look at him go!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:09, archived)

Is that b'Arnowl Schwarzenegger's mate?

Nice work

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Q4nobody, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:19, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:19, archived)

I like that it did reminding me of this

(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:28, archived)

For all those expecting the release of Haywire...

I think I know how he's achived his level of smugness

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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)

Dear Christ the movie Salt needs to be dragged from it's bed in the middle of the night, taken into the street and shot in front of it's family.

Dear gods it was awful.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:35, archived)

it did look pish, glad I avoided it

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:35, archived)

At least we can blame smug bastard

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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)

Anjelina jolie cant fucking act

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:37, archived)

^this

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inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:39, archived)

^don't care!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:49, archived)

Kudos for the Haywire poster, I liked the trailer.

Also Michael Fastbender ftw.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:36, archived)

^ This although I doubt I'll watch it myself

No idea who Gina Carano was until a google search mind.

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:58, archived)

I won't pay to see it, but I'd sure download it. Yes, had no idea who she was.

^________________________^

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:01, archived)

Nice

boardroom table reflection!

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splorp ®, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:24, archived)

but the speech bubble remains unseen

Is it the words of a vampire?

(waxdart hello., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 17:06, archived)

(i_satan, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:10, archived)

Is that the scene of "The Running Of The Jews"?

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:14, archived)

Or if you want to change the context to fit the theme;

The running of the Beehives.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:21, archived)

Aaaaaarrrrggghhh!

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:52, archived)

hahaha!

fuck!

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Damien's Hearse, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:56, archived)

Hahaha Love it. I never tire of Free or Flan

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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:59, archived)

Next week: Sylvester Stallone in Escape to Fucktory

Nicely!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)

John Candy in...

'Uncle Fuck' :D

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)

A Marx Brothers Comedy...

Fuck Soup

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)

Hail Fuckdonia

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:28, archived)

Fucky Number Slevin

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:47, archived)

hahaha

Has to be made!

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Q4nobody, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:12, archived)

Probably has been

by some slightly less reputable production company...

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:48, archived)

SCROOGE MCFUCK

FUCK TALES, A WOO HOO

(Also SPLOOGE MCFUCK is acceptable)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:16, archived)

~~Stallone~~ McCoy

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)

Hahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:09, archived)

:D FUCK!

Loved that movie as a kid

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Q4nobody, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:14, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:46, archived)

FOR YOUR FUCK ONLY

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE FUCK

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:15, archived)

Fuck Rogers in teh 21st Century

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:17, archived)

THE COOK, THE THIEF, HIS WIFE, AND HER FUCK

(heehee)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:22, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:25, archived)

Are we still in the official mocking period?

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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:26, archived)

She should have gone to rehab...

Something about not wanting to.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:28, archived)

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:12, archived)

Snap, cwackle and pop?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:13, archived)

That's Andrew Sach's mouldy old manfat dripping from his lips from when he apologised.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:16, archived)

:-(

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:29, archived)

hahahaha

out-fucking-standing!

*clith*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:28, archived)

Cheers me dears

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:57, archived)

Oh bloody hell

the milk (?) around his mouth makes my stomach churn

Thinking about it something as innocuous as answering machine seems to be getting a lot of well paid people in to trouble.

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Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:29, archived)

moo milk

or...

(ymmit, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:44, archived)

Hahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:42, archived)

Jonathan Frosties!!

Great work sir! *cereal clicks*

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Q4nobody, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)

Ta matey!

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:07, archived)

No worries

Love the "Owiginal"

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Q4nobody, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:15, archived)

Hahaha

(herman:D, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:13, archived)

This is

bleedin' great!

(Captain Yarrr last stopped lurking on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:07, archived)

Ooh ta Captain!

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)

it looks like hes been blowing a...ah forget it.

(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 20:50, archived)

Juvenile...

But absolutely outstanding all the same!

(Vinnie Strokes Got bummed on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)

Thankee!!

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:07, archived)

Is that Jane Goldman's sperm on his "wips"?

(suckfake Frisky biscuits, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:38, archived)

Hahaha! Ninj you star!

Congrats on a well deserved FP.
:D

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 22:49, archived)

Cheers Moley :) :)

Shouldn't you be sleepin San Miguel off
at this late hour sir!

Bless you, cheers matey :D

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:03, archived)

Fewwatio?

Just say aaaaaaaaargh, kids.

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:49, archived)

Kewwogs.

You racist!

edit* wacist.

(Yagememnon, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 23:52, archived)

But...

he has a burr rather than a lisp? i'm confused...

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SteelPriest, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 20:52, archived)

One more then I have to dash...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:08, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

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Ninj, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:15, archived)

brilliant

nice to know the bandwagon still lives!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:29, archived)

Like the Terminator - he absolutely will not stop.

...at least not while I have access to a web connection and paint.net :o)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:33, archived)

I love that quote

The only Henry pic i ever did

PS - how can you delete pics uploaded via the b3ta image host thingy?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:37, archived)

you can't at present, but what you can do is create a blank 0px image in the same format

with the same name and it will overwrite it.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:43, archived)

thats a bit crap

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:47, archived)

That's what she said

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:59, archived)

Arf!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:44, archived)

WARNING

Contains trace amounts of 'shame', 'remorse' and 'methelated spirits'

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Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 19:29, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:03, archived)

Indiana Jones Reference!

I am with Butters on this one, I thought that movie was pretty good!

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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks., Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:06, archived)

If they had cut the "Nuking the fridge" and the swinging through the trees with monkeys scenes, I probably would have quite liked it.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:32, archived)

I confess: I quite liked the fridge thing.

Didn't mind the whole aliens-themed plot, either.
What ruined it was the storytelling and character surplus.
Felt like a fan-fiction!

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:02, archived)

And LaBoeuf's magic leather jacket, and the aliens, and the physics-defying magnets in the warehouse

And the ultra-powerful forest-demolishing machine.

Then yeah, might have been a decent film.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:02, archived)

and all that crap with the CG ants

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:05, archived)

Ha ha ha...

"Shmmm... shmmmm... Smog-Head"

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:07, archived)

RIS

RIS to the motherfucking RIS on top of a whole heap of RIS

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:11, archived)

Tis part of my current favourite web comic.

Found here

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:14, archived)

If only he had the back catalogue of these posted on his website, or somewhere equally easy to reference in case people are a bit lost in the story arc.

Or would you rather he just kept to banal one-off strips and didn't bother developing anything intricate?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:15, archived)

I covered this ages ago

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:20, archived)

This is probably more your cup of tea then

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:29, archived)

Been there, done that

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:38, archived)

Today I learned

the meaning of the word "Blumpkin".

Thanks. I guess.

(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 18:30, archived)

This I shall not google whilst I am at the place of my employment

but I have just looked on my phone...

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 27 Jul 2011, 16:40, archived)

I thought they had a fear of being outside of kinky dungeons... I mean underground labs.

Woo to the fridge reference, the only good part from that film, and the pioneer of the production term "Nuking the Fridge"

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:14, archived)

That will be explained :)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:03, archived)

nice indy / sucker punch references!

And im with you - Rango gave me the fear - especially the chicken with the arrow in its eye

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:30, archived)

why is the robot taking off from an arse?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:47, archived)

What?

I think you're seeing what you want to see.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:04, archived)

the curved source of the jet trail

kind of looks like an arse crack, and the circular poof of smoke frames it, making it look like arse cheeks

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:32, archived)

The most lopsided arse in history.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:47, archived)

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