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# "I VILL DRINK YOUR SUPER STRENGTH LAGER!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# haha nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# arf! nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent gag!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# HA! Nicely! Also...

(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# hahahaha
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
excellent shoppage
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Kebab please
plenty of veg =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# haha
great!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Hahahaha! Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Double pint smile FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# :D
Fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:32, archived)
# Yes!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Anyone else seen "The Return of Captain Invincible"?
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# I take it you are a fan of
www.beedogs.com/ then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I love the interwebs :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:17, archived)
# haha
no, unfortunately not, until today. Image search for "bee suit" did give me a single dog pic among all the bee-fetishists, which started my bindun light flashing...

More to the point, how can somebody who owns a website called beedogs NOT have thought of the above pun already? Either it's a shit pun or they're shit at thinking of awesome puns.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I believe the answer lies in the use of comic sans on that website

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I am now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Aah, i'd forgotten all about beedogs!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Bloody awesome.
I'm against dogs wearing clothes, unless it's fancy dress. If they're dressed as people dressed as food, then - well - I can't think of anything better.

\because I'm so interesting blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:17, archived)
# Pass the gun Maureen, here comes another one...
here comes another one...:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
[challenge entry] disco health and safety
(GunProof Grandad Killed your favourite uncle on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# I don't know if you read the memo, but disco is henceforth called disocunt on here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Crosby, Stills And Gnasher.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Best of all the tripehounds
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# lol
say it with flowers: give the bitch a triffid!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:40, archived)
# haahhah
woof woof
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Haha :')
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# ive always thought gnasher
or is it nasher?? was a hedgehog
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Abyssinian Wire-haired Tripe Hound
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Help us choose the Question of the Week
Not a lot of new stuff on the suggestion board, to be honest, so we made most of these up on the spot. Vote, then, for:

Swearing: Funny stories about swearing, rather than a big long list of swears, you tugboating melon-farmers

Near Death Experiences II: We haven't done this one for a few years. When have you felt the Reaper's icy grip?

Annoying Partners: What does your partner do to annoy you? I've just got divorced and have a list a fucking mile long

Most shameful place I've had a wank: Guy in your school claimed to have knocked one out in a church. BEAT THAT

Mini poll bar
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Poll closes: LATER. Vote hard, and vote often.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Would it be good, helpful therapy if we let you vent on "Annoying Partners" then?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Most shameful place to have a near death experience?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:08, archived)
# I was furiously wanking in a freezer at Budgens when the lid shut and I almost froze to death in front of an old lady who'd only come in for a bag of peas
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
#
bag of peas cup of tea with her headphones on.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# While breaking into a sperm bank.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# how was that a near death experience?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# I thought you were just generally asking a question.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# I wasn't
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Well all right then.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:53, archived)
# I've had experience with all 4.
But annoying partners seems to be the people's favourite right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# People always choose annoying partners
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Touche.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Fuck off, I nearly died when my spupid wife caught me Fwaping at the PC desk!
* I thinks that's a vote for all....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Who gives a fuck? It'll all be bullshit anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:19, archived)
# yeah, but you're voting for what could be the most entertaining bullshit....
Lies about swearing at the boss in a meeting, lies about almost getting caught by a parent/teacher/MP having a wank, lies about how a papercut turned spetic and the whole hand went blue, but it was alright because they poured domestos on it and it all healed up, or lies about a fictional girlfriend refusing to make sandwiches so they ran over her dog with a honda accord and had the last laugh. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Swearing,
near death experiences, annoying partners and most shameful place i've had a wank could all add up to one generic reply (to some B3tan's I imagine)

/Just saying.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# It's not the place that generally causes the shame
it's getting caught
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# It's all irrelevant
according to the timestamps, the QOTW was already up before the poll was posted!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Fresh Roasted Pea


Yeah, I went there.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Well since we're reposting...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Hahaha what a banana cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Fruit trivia :
In Swedish, banana = banan, while the pineapple is ananas. So a banana/pineapple hybrid would (probably) be a bananananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# This also works in Dutch
and I've made toasted banananas cheese sandwiches in my time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)
# So what you need is someone called Anna who makes really icky ones
So you can ban Anna's bananananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:06, archived)
# "Kiss rocks"? Why would anyone want to k....oh

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)
# haaha!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Likewise
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:15, archived)
# I love this.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Racist
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:49, archived)
# yeh, me too
me too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:50, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I read through two thirds of the small print until I decided that you probably copied it from a theme park's term and conditions without putting in some funnies
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
indeed, I just changed the company name

I was going to pepper it with stuff, but I couldn't be arsed in the end
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Yes, I reposted in a new thread. I am evil.


So I'm posting this new image in the same thread. That evens out, right?
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun yet?
Is that you, mother?

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:42, archived)
# arf
it's a gud'un
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
[challenge entry] quick, dirty, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
that took me back

love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:38, archived)
# And he grew up to be a big strong Minbari who sang "Boogie Woogie Amputee"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)
# I read that as he grew up to be a big strong Minibar
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Trivia : Minbari can't drink alcohol
Well, they can, it just makes them go a bit psychotic-rage-ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Like this shot I took a few years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)
# hahaha, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Heheheh

hellow c_kick
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:42, archived)
# oh hai!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
# *waves*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:10, archived)
# *shakes fist in a merry fashion*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# *protects tender orifices*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# *is clearly misunderstood*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# *manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# :) *needed that*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
# hahaha
I like this chiefly because it's been going round in my head all morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky pea for the compo



(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:35, archived)
# WaterN entrance.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Water way
to have a good time

*sips pint with fake hand*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Pea in a new thread is still Pea in a new thread, no matter how cheeky
no matter how cheeky
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Ah
Sorry. Complete idiocy on my part. If you need me, I shall be in the garden punishing myself with nettles.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:59, archived)
# I got
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:32, archived)
# I'm sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:43, archived)
# I got
rhythm
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Sadly
My run in The Dandy is over. It was a great ride while it lasted. Thought i'd share a photo with y'all of my personal favourite in situ.



Bigger original: bit.ly/pMISIv
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:28, archived)
# happy candles !!!
and well done on getting in the Dandy
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Nice!
Did they pay well?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Ha!
Noooooooo.
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# hehehe. Nice, but I've seen better ones of you


happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Well done! I was a Beano fan myself.
Did you know you put the word "I" twice in succession in the second frame?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Holy shit!
I never noticed that! Gold star to you...
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] Take Heed.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# > LOOK in INVENTORY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
# You see:
Some coins
A Mobile Phone
A huge Whale (used)
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:28, archived)
# > use PHONE to CALL GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Gandalf appears and kills you.
Do you wish to play again? (y/n)
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)
# GO NORTH
KILL GANDALF

He won't let you.

KILL GANDALF WITH BIG FLAMING WHIP
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Kill Jester
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Lovely. Marvellous filum, too. :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
I like Russia. But then I like America too. But which is better?
There's only one way to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I liked the one on B3ta:
Now - I like Judaism, but, but, then again, I'm also quite a fan of the teachings of Mohammed as well ... but which is better?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# whichever says it won't burn my embassy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
[challenge entry] so, IF it's wet down there . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Also......

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# now that's a shock
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Brain coral can be quite slippery
don't know about tube coral though
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)
# only if it's wet down there ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry]

Blah, blah, signs - that's the compo, right?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# I wish I had an outfit where I could wear tiny german helmets on my shoulders and moobs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
#
clay could probably make you one
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I'll stick with a chainmail vest.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# But it's not chainmail :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)
# That doesn't stop me!
I'll be Bennett's successor.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)
# They're dark chocolate easter egg halves.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:04, archived)
# YUM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)
# jesus' expression is priceless
it's like he just woke up and went WTF??????
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)
# it looks a little "Guys, I know this is my stag-do and all, but this is taking a little far, don't ya think?"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:18, archived)
# Either that or it's his stag do.
Edit: Mindpiss agogo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
# stag do
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
# agadoo
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Doo Doo.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)
# push pineapple, shake the tree
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Is it that time already?

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:30, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:56, archived)
# Aw c'mon, a joke's a joke, but for Dads sake...!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
# wooo
well the original painting was still ok when I saw it on Monday at the National Gallery.
Did you get Thomas Crown to "acquire" this for you?
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
# It would be hilarious if it wasn't so tragic

DeRIS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I bet he just kept the pictures for research purposes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Silly medicre - Peter Townshend isn't priests!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
Jesus I don't know how, but the catholic church seems to be fucking bullet proof. If it were any other institution that had had this much paedophilia going on and publically exposed, they would have been razed to the ground, the ashes pissed on and the remnants still burning by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:47, archived)
# What? Again?
Wotarethechancesofthat'appenin', eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# Child abuse? Catholic church?
Nah, sorry, must've missed that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:58, archived)
# Heaven forfend! What will they do next???
Same thing again, I shouldn't wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
# "It was the one thing we didn't want to happen"
(Meagrom, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Set a thief to catch a thief?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Important safety tip from Egon.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
# OK, important safety tip - thanks, Egon.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Ronay?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:57, archived)
# More people should be called Egon
its a brilliant name.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Always amusing when they're not around, too.
"where's Egon?"
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:05, archived)

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