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[challenge entry] look at the owl
(arctisticus, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
# This scares me rather a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Brace yourself and...
www.davebarclay.com/images/600_norris.jpg
Children of the Slow Norris generation are old enough to own firearms now. Don't have nightmares though.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:16, archived)
# What fresh hell is this?!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# I looks familiar but I have no idea why.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:03, archived)
# You probably saw you in a mirror
Edit: And if you ninja your post I am going to look very insulting
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# *filenames* Greenclaws?
A show that ran from 1988 to 1992.

I am sure fucking glad it ended before I got to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# woah
I can't read the writing on her sash, does it say "Venom"?
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# The owl is from Clash of the Titans, is it not?
Apart from that what did you shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Cannabis plants I suspect
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Aaah
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
#
No the owl was in the original show, I just shopped the plants. I just liked the owl's expression.
(arctisticus, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I think they may be related
2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZdaedjGSRQs/TF9DP0v5-wI/AAAAAAAAAFA/Yz4rgb5HTeg/s320/Bubo.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
# not all robot owls look alike you know
(arctisticus, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:10, archived)
# The choice of name for that owl always puzzled me
dictionary.reference.com/browse/bubo
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# It is strange, seeing as it doesn't appear to be an eagle owl

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:14, archived)
# It's Latin for owl, but this is a Greek owl
and the closest Greek word means "groin".
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
#
i just thought its expression was funny, that's all.
(arctisticus, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Tell it to the judge!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Shit I remember this! What was it?!
*filenames* aaaah thatssit!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Is that weed ?
(herman:D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I AM LOOKING AT THE OWL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 3:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Ages 3 and up
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# I think I missed a memomeme
?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:23, archived)
# The cap'n isn't a meme. Yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:25, archived)
# dunno what a memomeme is
this is a compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# ahhhh
I don't know what the theme was, but a memomeme is a memo about a meme...attempt at humour you see
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Not round here you don't, matey.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:38, archived)
# why, this is mutiny!
yes, captain. a SEXY mutiny.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:31, archived)
# all hands on dick...erm...DECK sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:32, archived)
# ooh err
I'm going right up the poop deck
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:36, archived)
# i'll shiver his timbers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)
# I'd imagine he'll want his mainbrace splicing as well
Hmm... does every nautical term sound innuendous?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# yes, i believe so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Well, in that case
if you want me I'll be paddling away in the jolly boat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# my eyes are getting sore
and my headache is starting, so it's time i turned the computer off.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# G'nacht
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Wot?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Damned if I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)
# [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# STAR WARS!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Awwwww
"Happy deathday to me..."
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
#
*presents enormous bill*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Just floating an idea
(arctisticus, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)
# fuck, i want to watch It now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
#
i don't think i've watched it since i was a kid. i think the alien spider annoyed me too much.
(arctisticus, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:56, archived)
# AT LAST I have solved a problem in my head
Dalek zaps the bridge and helicopter and then deals with the shark, sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:56, archived)
# zaps, or eats?
*fatlek lols*
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
# zaps*
* old expression :)
Edit: Daleks only eat soup *FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# I found a pube in my soup earlier.
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# stop wanking into your soup, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)
# I wouldn't mind, I didn't realise until it was in my mouth.
I won't be buying any of Asda's fresh soups again.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Make your own soups
become a hippy
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# are you calling me a hippy?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# yes
yes I am
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:22, archived)
# VEGETABLE RIGHTS AND PEACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:23, archived)
# Man was born in chains
smash the cistern
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:25, archived)
# I do generally, but I thought I'd give these try.
My mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)
# *may contain nuts*
makes me wonder now, isn't there a Euro Ruling about declaring pubes as part of the ingredients?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)
# always make your own soups
i do and i've never found any pubes in mine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# Because you haven't grown any yet
?
- sorry it was crying out for that
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:24, archived)
# i'm 36
trust me, i've grown more than i need.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:26, archived)
# You wait till
you get white ones growing out of your ears and nose mate!

*52
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:28, archived)
# women tend not to get those
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)
# you have no nose?? there's a joke there somewhere :)
OR EARS?? blimey, this place has changed a lot
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:32, archived)
# head like a bowling ball
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)
# how did you set your hair on fire
or don't I ask
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)
# lighting an unfamiliar cooker
and forgetting that my hair wasn't tied back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# pfftt
silly but has an element of comedy...how do make a cat woof?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# set it alight
or train it extensively
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# that's because you burnt them off.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# ON-LY THE PURE-ST SOUP FOR DA-LEKS
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# wh_ere is my str_aw??
WH_ERE IS MY STR_AW???
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)
# MY TASTE BUDS ARE IM-PAIRED
I CAN-NOT TASTE
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Marries
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# love 'em and exterminate 'em
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:13, archived)
# It's the only way to be sure
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Cunt him in the fuck, robo-shark! Damn Fiat Nuova Dalek!
Edit: now with added punctuation to make more sense
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# well said
did I interrupt a swearathon there?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Sorry the plastic dalek induces the latent rage virus in me
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# have you thought about seeing...wait for it, wait for it...
A Doctor?

*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Doctor? Doctor Who?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Damn my dodgy 'a' key.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
# But who?
There are so many of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# that one over there
there on the stair
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# For a moment there, I thought you'd turned into dekinoplexis.
But reading it back, it does actually make sense.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Nah not enough Hitler and Bill Cosby :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# mit davrosjapes
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
# und pommes.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Extermijapes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:22, archived)
# i disapprove of killing sharks
and fat-knack daleks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)
# Gerr'off him, you tin-plated slug!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)
# uhh
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)
# that's better than *would* ;p
(or is it)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Is that a poo me poo you?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:14, archived)
# 2 Can Thunder
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)
# you don't see that everyday...can you do Thatcher tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:14, archived)
# send me a sauce pic :)
^hahah--you picked the right expression for Borama
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:16, archived)
# I remember this before you censored it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
#
Strangely alluring
(I helped save b3ta! B3tan Housewife, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
# pass the mind bleach please
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)
# i'm not surprised
after all the public speaking he does, he's bound to be feeling a little horse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# wouldn't the flush handle on the crapper been more appropriate?
must admit it isn't hot air tho
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
# heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Hehe
I recall Not the 9 'o clock News did this joke at Thatcher's expense.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Please press Margaret Thatcher to hear a brief message from our president.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Please insert thumbs into the eye sockets of Margaret Thatcher, for as long as it takes, for profound personal satisfaction.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
# When she finally dies, they should let people do that.
They could charge and the money could go to charity. Disabled Argentinian Teenage Conscripts or something.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-BZIWSI5UQ
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I don't remember the BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV speech.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)
# well, that's put me off cumberland sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)
# it's always about eating, isn't it :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# or sex
and no, i wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:20, archived)
# sex--hmm
*googles cumberland sausage*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)
# pffff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:24, archived)
# I'd imagine you'd need a spiral vagina like a duck in order to make the most of a cumberland.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Just learned something about ducks
thanx!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# I can't believe that for a Minute
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# i can't eat sausages anyway
so it's no great loss.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)
# This I find deeply disturbing....
Is it because of your singed hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
# no, because of my tiny tum.
no sausages, bacon, pasta, rice, potatoes or white bread. i can only eat very small amounts of chocolate, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
# How peculiar.
Because of my enormous dad, I can only eat large office buildings and tracts of expensive, complex subterrenean infrastructure.
And still the prawn toast tumbles out of my nose, willy-nilly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:59, archived)
# you are godzuki
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:00, archived)
#
*coughs a tiny cloud*

*and yet denies*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Clare Balding was asked but turned down the role
(Wise Guy Rabbi Dedicated to MS Paint, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Sorry to threadjack but I have an urgent request
I am desperate to see a programme that's on BBC4 at 7pm and have no means of recording it.

Is there any kind person here that can record it for me?
*grovel*

If I can get my paws on it, I will donate dosh to the CST.

*grovels again*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:19, archived)
# According to the iPlayer page, this will be available until:
7:59PM Sat, 27 Aug 2011
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Correct
And I won't be able to download it as I am not in the UK :(
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Oh.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Just tuned in meself.
It'll be better than Top Gear.
EDIT: although after half an hour I got sick of it and started listening to the tunes on the Rastamouse website instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)
# proxy?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Is that easy and safe to set up?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:39, archived)
# depends on how effective your tin foil hat is
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:39, archived)
# I've never got one to work on iplayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# I am trying right now. No luck
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# I'm sure it would be possible for someone in the uk to download it, strip it of protection and just upload it somewhere for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:08, archived)
# In fact... lets see...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:14, archived)
# I shall crack this
No bugger is going to stand in my way of getting it somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:14, archived)
# I'm downloading an episode of rastamouse to see how easy it is.
edit: shit, it turned into ten minutes of noise
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:20, archived)
# If it's difficult,
you should sue Da Easy Crew under the Trades Descriptions Act.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Oh poo
Thanks for trying though.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Trying different software.
I'm the kind of weirdo who finds this fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:35, archived)
# This software can do it, but wants me to pay for it. Bloody ruins the point.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)
# unless it's demanding you stuff cash money into your cdrom drive
i suspect what it actually requires is some sort of sequence of alpha numerical characters at some point in its installation.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Cracks are saying no.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Try get_iplayer
Works every time for me (Win7 32bit.)
linuxcentre.net/getiplayer/download
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# If all else fails, we could try to put a request in the newsletter.
Which is, of course, above the strictures of intellectual property law and utterly immune to lawsuits.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:48, archived)
# not me, i'm shit at technical stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Why the urgency to hear Verdi's Requiem?
Are you suddenly aware that you're just about to die?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:56, archived)
# not that episodes of the feeling of imminent mortality aren't bad
but Verdi's requiem is good enough to listen to at any time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:58, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)
# must admit, though
i much prefer Mussorgsky's Night on Bald Mountain, especially during a thunderstorm!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
# That's a different kettle of worms though
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# true
and the only good reason to ever watch fantasia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:09, archived)
# It's also a good excuse for giving LSD to minors.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:13, archived)
# fuck that
why would i want to waste my LSD on kids?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Because it's in all our interests to invest in the welfare of the next generation, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)
# well, i do try
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Hahahahahah
I saw it live and I NEED the recording of it.

It's one of the greatest vocal works I have ever sung and imho, THE greatest vocal work ever produced.

It blows me away.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# not as good as Spice Girls though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:03, archived)
# That goes without saying
Nothing touches the dulcet tones of Posh Spice.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:06, archived)
# Good luck with the hunt. I'm sure somebody here'll be able to get a recording of the gig to you eventually.
If I was dying, though, I'd be like: "Fuckin' 'ell, can you turn that overwhelming, caterwauling shit off? I'm trying to die here, for fuck's sa-"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Thankfully it's going to be available for a week so I shall have time to sort this out.

It's about time I bought a nice/safe proxy wossname so I can watch BBC Programmes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:13, archived)
# i've already decided
at my funeral, i want scissor sisters' i can't decide to be played. should piss my family off no end.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:14, archived)
# That's the spirit!
At my funeral, the DJ took requests.
Ray Parker Jr's "Ghostbusters" was the highlight.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)
# hahahaha!
my choices are:
Fast As a Shark by Accept
Battle Stations by Winger
I Can't Decide by Scissor Sisters
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)
# I always quite fancied 'new life' by depeche mode for my funeral.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:34, archived)
# i was going to go for People Who Died by Jim Carrol
but even i think that's pushing it a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)
# I can't really comment,
I haven't heard any of the four songs you've mentioned so far.

There's always the grateful dead, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:40, archived)
# if you've ever watched bill and ted's bogus journey
you've heard battle stations
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)
# A nice hour-long version of "Dark Star" should help foster everlasting resentment among one's bereaved beloved.
It'd ease the grief, in a way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:45, archived)
# At least they'd remember old whatshisname.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Oh, bugger. That's the last thing I'd want.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# register on http://thebox.bz
it's a torrent site for british tv stuff.

they'll almost certainly have it to download by tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Ooh
I shall go and have a look. Thanks.

Edit: site no more :(
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
# There are others
I have used tvchaosuk.com in the past. It's still there.
(I helped save b3ta! Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
# If it appears on newsgroups in the next couple of days
I'll stick it up somewhere. A bunch of other proms stuff is already up.
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Wrong, the site is up and OK.
Would you like an invite?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)
# if you're still having problems, let me know, I can defo get you a copy
will need to sort out how to get you a 700mb file (or 2.4 gig for higher quality)
but I'm sure that's easy :)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Mon 22 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] The adventures of
(herman:D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
# hee hee..poor guy's not having the best of days is he :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
# You'd think a guy who wears a pink bow wouldn't take life so seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Eeyore and Tommy've helped each other through some tough times
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Cb3tabies
Shown 24/7 in the b3ta creche.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Debbie Chavvy
(thirdvertigo, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)
#
Sorry, she prefers Deborah Chavvy.
(thirdvertigo, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:16, archived)
# I was wondering:
can you remember what the picture you liked was?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)
#
Yes.
(thirdvertigo, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:46, archived)
#
Good.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I'm so glad all that isn't cleared up.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:51, archived)
# What more is there to know?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
#
It was a picture of Wendy Richard, nude.
(thirdvertigo, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)
# This one?

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# I imagine this version is infinitely better than the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:28, archived)
#
Sure, why not.
(thirdvertigo, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:29, archived)
# a little boop goes a long way
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:13, archived)
# still would
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Been toying with this idea a while:

You can join in at home!
(The Incredible Sulk Finally remembered his password on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Pfffft!
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)
# *rrrruuuuuummmmmmmmmpppppp*
Way ahead of you, pal!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 15:41, archived)
# That's all that goat curry ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 15:45, archived)
# *BRRRAAAWWWWWPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFLLLLOBBFFFFLOBBFFLOBBbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbibble*
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.
.
.
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0_0
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could someone pass me some paper please....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Mind shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Don't just stand there
fetch a mop!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:12, archived)
# I think your arse is trying to talk to the flowerpot men.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Yey!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:44, archived)
# nice holiday :D
(herman:D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Hai Herman
Great ta, but had the neighbours from hell!!
Smacking the kids, effin & jeffin at 'em :(

How's you sir?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:14, archived)
# I'm ok:D went here today
www.waterfrontaction.co.uk/
(herman:D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:22, archived)
#


Click for bigger (354 kb)
(herman:D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Looks fab mate!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 3:41, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)
[challenge entry] remade for today's yoot.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Oh look, it's my flatmates from last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I have absolutely no memory of the Herbs, other than one of them was a lion.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Parsley
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:54, archived)
# You watch your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Dill.
Wasn't the dog called Dill?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# And there's this on wikipedia:
Constable Knapweed – A policeman who was constantly writing Herbs' names in his notebook for no real reason.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# *approves*....:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Typical fucking hamster.
They're ALWAYS hogging the boinker.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] More a redesign than a proper new telly show to promote reading
(Octo I ruin everything., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# That's what happens when you buy a Guy Ritchie pop up action book
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Ahaahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Haha :) I was watching the George's Marvellous Medicine one with Rik Mayall yesterday.
Also, shameless self-plug.

b3ta.com/board/10514077
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Haha!
Also, that is what happened to me when I watched I Heart Huckabees.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry]

And another....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Spanner Montana made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Good pootling on the word "Spanner"
but I think the spanner could do with looking more obviously spanner-like.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# what, something more obvious than a spanner?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Miss Hogis expects a spanner to be six-sided, methinks
and I agree, this one looks more like a bottle opener to me
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Open ended rather than ring, I'll warrant
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Now you've thrown a wrench into the whole issue
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:44, archived)
# You can torque.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:47, archived)
# When I was younger
we used to refer to those who were a bit thick as "spanner" ie; "you fucking spanner"
(M61A1 CUPID- STUNTS, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:33, archived)
[challenge entry] excuse this related pea, can't remember if it is actually
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# welcome back, otter
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Welcome Back, Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)
# *sings*
Welcome back... welcome back...

I think it'd be a great revival! In these weeks episode, Vinnie invades Hungary and steals the crown jewels... with hilarious consequences!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 15:59, archived)
# who'd have thought they'd lead you / back here where we need you?
Meanwhile, Freddy "Boom Boom" Himmler pretends to play the bass, leading the SS to victory in the talent show!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# oh, good, maybe you'll get this then?
I posted it a few months ago and was flooded with RIS
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# haha!
Hello, how-ah-yeh, I'm Arnold Rorschach?
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 15:43, archived)
# dont patronize me!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# why not? yer open all night!
To be fair, I can't imagine WBK is that well-known unless you're a USian of a certain age.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# so, now you're calling me old, and accusing me of being American?!?
ok, so you're right on both counts, HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# heh! SNAP!
Makes two of us, then.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:15, archived)
# cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Poland, Denmark, Norway, France
Everybody's talking bout, my pants
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:34, archived)
# A lot of people have been asking me to do all the slebs off this year's BB. So here's the first one.

Click for bigger (92 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
# nice pic, but when are you going to do him?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Just as soon as I can decide which one first. They're twins, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:37, archived)
# coin toss--then seek consent
failing that, proceed.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Tossing the coin
sounds eminently more sexually appealing than doing either of Jedward.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)
# haha, yeah
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# especially a QEII two-pound coin
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Hmm. Wonder if tossing her Maj
is a a treasonable offence?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Only if you don't get her off.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
#
t reasonable
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# One of a kind is a pair to draw to . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Are you Ted Rogers?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:49, archived)
# There are actual celebs on Celeb BB? I though they were some idiots they found wandering the streets, ah I see so we
pay these people to do stuff do we?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# well there's a 'celeb' version on at the moment,
I haven't seen it, but I did recognise a couple of the names mentioned - katona and jedward
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I've seen the new version on Ch 5 but...
when does the Celeb version start?
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Oh, hang on, I just remembered:
Sally whatsername is on it as well, isn't she? The speaker's wife.
The owner of channel5 was hoping for 20 million viewers. I wonder if that will happen?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# someones thrown his rattle
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Yes, that's exactly what I've done.
I've had an outright tantrum all over /board.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# 'do'?
What have you done?
Ooooh - is this one of those 'vector' things?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 11:31, archived)
# What exactly have you done?
Run a few filters over a photo?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# It's an unsubtle piss-take.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Oh..
a wobbly's vectorish stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Not even that much,
I just used a program that makes vector versions of photographs. I thought they were popular?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Nah
I think people like hand-drawn vectors because they recognise the effort and talent it takes to make a good one. Plugging it into a program (be it a vectoriser or photoshop filters) requires no skill so has little redeeming value. Those are both sweeping generalisations. A good artist can make wonderous things but generally you can spot them a mile away.

I believe B3ta is more about stuff you've done yourself, ideally funny stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Right.
So you're saying that the picture of Joe Strummer down there was done by hand?
edit: Or the detail on the dress on the Patty McCormack one?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:13, archived)
# Nope
and I'm observing that a lot of people don't like Wobbly's stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:14, archived)
# I see.
Perhaps I should explain: I was being sarcastic.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
#
My brain hurts!

I can't tell if you're offended or not. That was not my intention. I think it's all crap. Never see an auto-vec on the popular page. I miss Furtive and No-hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# haha, no, not offended at all :)
I thought your earnest explanation of what kind of pictures have merit here seemed to be missing the sarcasm of both my original post, and my subsequent remark that I thought they were popular.
I also thought you were suggesting that wobbly's pics were something other than just whacked through a few filters.
Sorry for the confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Join the Save The No-Hands Old-Skool Meme Campaign
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# I fucking love No-Hands !
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:45, archived)
# *Joins*
At least, in principle, as I don't have access to photoshop at the mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# not the strangest nor worst thing I have seen in Whitby
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
[challenge entry] "Reading Comes To Life" hosted by Kitty Literate


I must confess to self-spang with the unintended pun :(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 8:56, archived)
# I like this.
I waited a couple of minutes to see if anything horrible was going to happen. But it didn't. Phew.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:19, archived)
# nothing horrible ever happens in a preview :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
# That is thinking outside of the box !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:42, archived)
# in a manner of speaking :)
(finally found a use for some of those PS stock shapes--other than arrows and speech bubbles)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Kittens? Box?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:05, archived)
# awww this is a nice picture
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:59, archived)
# well thank you, rap man
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 3:52, archived)
# Back to normal this morning (although a little tired)...
Yesterday Drunken Miss Hogis asked "can I plop in a request for Joe Strummer"?
And the RedHouse said "Welcome back, sir, Kim Cattrall and Carrie-Anne Moss tomorrow.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 8:33, archived)
# and I wasn't sure if I would get any suggestions today so I knocked these three out yesterday...
Melissa Schuman (not sure who she is but she has a stripy top), Patty McCormack (from The Bad Seed) and token 'Ginge' Alicia Witt.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 8:33, archived)
# *awaits Gronkpan*
Ning WB
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Ning Real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Ning, Wobb
In fairness, Patty's deformaties are the results of a lifetime spent protecting her back side

(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# * Fwaps...
Oh, hang on... That's a bit wrong isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)
# has that ever stopped you B4? hmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:32, archived)
# So many lovelies today
so for tomorrow I nominate Colm Feore and Ray Bradbury.

also, FUCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:42, archived)
# Thanks....
Did she say that again today?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:29, archived)
# Megan Duffy from Babylon (apparently) for tomorrow.
Dunno who she is, but there are some pleasant pics of her.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sun 21 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# any in stripes?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Not that I can find, no.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Sun 21 Aug 2011, 10:27, archived)
# I never realised
that Joe Strummer moonlighted as an French philosopher of the Absurd.
Also: I have no idea who Patty McCormac is and I'm glad I don't as that picture is giving me teh fear.

(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 8:51, archived)
# There is nothing scary about Patty...
it's not as if she is watching you, is she???

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# She was a child actor in a film called The Bad Seed
That pic is from a publicity still
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
# I know class when I see it . . . I now see it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Where?
What have I missed?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:30, archived)
# You haven't missed a thing . . . the thing is it's a hit !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Thanks Wobs. I like how Kim Cattrall appears to be clinging onto Joe Strummer's sleeve.
For tomorrow - Tori Amos?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# 1st !!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Eyes and mouth are not real
3/10
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# None of it is real.
It's a picture. A representation of reality.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 18:09, archived)
# YOU are a representation of reality
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)
# No.
Your one.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# ?
www.b3ta.com/board/10514593
(herman:D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Sorry mate, I missed that post...
Yes I did and thank you for asking...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
[challenge entry] I believe there were folks out with bats
and according to the police of Brum, guns and other things
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 6:59, archived)
# Yeah - just heard about the guys shooting at the police.
Birmingham. My hometown. I'm so proud...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 7:03, archived)
# thought guns were outlawed over there (?)
(or does that just apply to the police ;p)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 7:13, archived)
# only criminals are allowed guns
additionally, due to health and safety you have to maintain a safe environment for the purposes of theft/robbery incase one of them falls over a cable or something and then sues you.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 7:17, archived)
# hahah
I hear you loud and clear
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 7:20, archived)
# Need more Burberry.
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 7:16, archived)
# Ancient pea


All you need to know about Grimsby. Flat, caps, whippets and pints. Oh, and boats.
(I helped save b3ta! Skirite Gerrorf my larnd, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Times were when televisions were smaller..
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 5:47, archived)
# MOTHRA R DEADLY
As I said in in reply to a post now eaten by Mothra.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 6:59, archived)
# More deadly than Elk?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 7:01, archived)
# Indirectly, yes.
Elk do have advantages but they are a relatively recent menace.
Moths have been active since the Cretaceous age.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 7:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 5:43, archived)
# Mini-Klanger-Klan-fox?
kitty?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 5:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 5:58, archived)
#
Balaclava?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 6:03, archived)
#
??
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 6:11, archived)
# Mmm nutty honey goodness
not nutter's hairy hoodness.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 6:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 6:56, archived)
# knitfuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 7:11, archived)
# THAT ARM IS SUSPICIOUS
I CONCLUDE THIS FROM THE SUSPICIOUS NATURE OF THE ARM
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 7:25, archived)
# can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 7:18, archived)
# this is all of teh sexxy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)

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