LUNCH TEIM
Go on, give him a bit of your sandwich...
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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:57,
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Drippy dawg.Your dog's leaking.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:57,
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Having owned a boxer dogHe/she won't be happy with just a "bit" of your sandwich, and will look at you with guilt-inducing eyes until you give up the "majority" of your sandwich.
Edit: Nice drip action
(Edit: Nice drip action
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:59,
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My friend's family had two...... they were persistent.
I'll mop up later.
(I'll mop up later.
Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:02,
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Nice, but you've failed to capture the truly glutinous nature of the drool...When we had big dogs, they would be able to develop a single continuous strand of drool that would hang from the jowl until it reached floor level.
At which point the dog would then generally shake its head and send said matter flying all over the place.
(At which point the dog would then generally shake its head and send said matter flying all over the place.
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:08,
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I had a catwho used to do that too - they just love to share, bless 'em!
(,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:33,
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"It looks like some sort of secreted resin""Yeah, but secreted from WHAT?"
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:28,
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Klarnk
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:37,
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All children love Klarnk
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:39,
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Without the Shell
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:43,
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Oh, that Gamera really is a champ :) Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:50,
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Wonderful - yet again!:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:43,
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I fucking love Klarnk!What on earth IS he??
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:43,
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One does not inquire as to what a Klarnk is, only that one should take solice in the fact that Klarnk is!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:45,
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...(I imagine he's some kind of fish, as viewed from above)
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:48,
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I always thought he was the top part of some sort of squidI think FWM discovered an alien in his backyard, and is keeping it to himself, just to make Klarnk as ace as he is.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:11,
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Do not try to discern the true nature of Klarnk!No good will come of it
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:18,
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okAfter finding out the truth about bennet's vest, i realised i harmed some people's dreams. I'd hate to do the same to Klarnk
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:20,
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I must have missed thatWhat is the truth about Bennets vest?
( Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:23,
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Klarnk eyes are a bit sick-making:(
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:00,
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he has evolved
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:08,
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0_0ewww it winked at me !!!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:26,
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Hooray!These are wonderful
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:09,
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It's political correctness gone mad, I tell you.(
Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:00,
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Chaps are always welcome!As you're here, I thought I'd share the frankly terrible news that I found a hole in my faded old Samurai Lapin t-shirt this morning. I was most sad, but will get the darning needle out later.
(,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:09,
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Aww,I've got a hole in my old Mr Snaffleburger T-shirt, but I refuse to throw it away. I occasionally think 'that would make a brilliant T-shirt' but it's a tough business to make a decent profit from unless you're producing and selling prints on a huge scale, so sadly there probably won't be any more Samurai Lapin T-shirts ever again.
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:22,
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Its okay, I plan on holding on to mine tightly.But first I must send you a letter of complaint because I've only owned it for about eight years. Shoddy workmanship all around! :)
(,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:33,
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*self flagelates*I'm chuffed with this - I made sure I got good quality T-shirts and the printing was the best I could find :)
( Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:28,
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Hahaha! That's great!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:38,
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Blimey. That's great.I want to see the rest of them...
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:56,
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Gimp?More like michael jackson with a balaclava!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:58,
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Was just about to type the same ... who's bad?:D
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:35,
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Yay.... I'm off to see Zappa Plays Zappa again this November... can't wait....Have some cake and a candle from years ago...
(,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:22,
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"Where's me flippin' ballgag?" Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:59,
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Hello!
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:51,
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Well, a good morning toyou!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:54,
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Klarnk, wearing a chewbacca costume? :Dwoo! :D
( Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:56,
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nudge, nudge, wink, wink....:)
(
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:59,
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aawit's like a baby yeti
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:59,
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I'm not sure if it's my browser but the animated part seem to have a white bounding box around themlike they are made of Photoshop/ImageReady 'slices' rather than a frame animation. That's not to say it isn't lovely though I just wish to know what is this voodoo you do do so well! ;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:37,
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Really?Hmmm... looks okayish on Firefox. Although it is compressed to buggery with loads of artifacts.
What browser are you using?
(What browser are you using?
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:40,
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Plesae don't judge me IE8/embarrassment mode engaged
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:42,
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Ah... I can't test on anything beyond IE5.But you see outlines around each of the animated elements? Most peculiar...
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:45,
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You can see it just about in this screengrab
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:50,
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Weird. Not noticed anything like that before. Not sure what it is.I see you're a bit of an Adobe fan...
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:57,
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Indeed :DLove my AE and PS not done a lot in Flash or Illustrator in a long while takes too long.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:58,
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Strange..... looks fine in firefox..... just tried it in IE6 and it's fine in that...
IE8 is odd - one of the Union Reps at work who posted a tribute to Jameson their website wrote some stuff under the picture and in IE8 it turns a standard Arial font into somekind of Cyrilic Font which doesn't happen in Firefox - Maybe IE8 is boked
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:07,
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Have you tried switching it off and on again ;-)Seriously though, I can't suggest anything you would't have tried yourself, as I'm pretty sure you know more about tec things than I do....
(,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:12,
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Well only what I've learnt through experienceas far as browsers are concerned I've mainly stuck with IE not out of loyalty but just because it's always been there. I did have Opera, Chrome and Firefox installed when I was designing my website to see how the design worked in each but now I just have IE8, Firefox and Chrome
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:16,
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I'v always stuck with IE myself.....But I run windows 2000, so it will only run up to IE6, and it seems that the internet doesn't like IE6, as it thinks it is too old fasioned, and stuff doesn't work or display or it freezes up, even Wiki makes IE6 freeze up. so I finished up installing Firefox...
(,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:37,
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Even Microsoft thinks IE6 is too old fashioned :)
www.ie6countdown.com/
(www.ie6countdown.com/
Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:13,
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I just had a look-I get it too in IE9. Rubbish renderer, perhaps?
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:11,
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Ha!I need to stop coming on here at lunchtime, I almost died choking on Scotch Pie!
*Clicks*
(*Clicks*
LunanLad WARNING: I Contain Nuts,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:52,
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The Creature From The Black Latrine. It's all Griffy's fault.
struggling with the cfb, as it's over 9MB currently.
Edit: ok, here's a medium size one. 5MB.
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:38,
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David Cronenberg just called - he wants his stuff of nightmares back!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:40,
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He's more than welcome to them!:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:42,
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Effin WOO!!...and hello to you sir! :) How the goddar devil are you?
*Hoooj click*
:D
(*Hoooj click*
:D
Ninj,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:45,
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Hey Ninj!How's you, my man? All good here, thanks. Aside from where ever the ^ above image came from...
Good holidays?
(Good holidays?
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:47,
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Brill ta apart from..wall to wall rain and the neighbours from hell.
Not fun in a tent!
:D
(Not fun in a tent!
:D
Ninj,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:52,
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I hope you spiked their water supply with a deadly combination ofKetamine & Laxatives. Always results in hi-jinx, that does.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:54,
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Crikeyafter staying up to watch The Thing last night, this is what it feels like behind my eyes
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:47,
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Rob Bottin lives in your head.AICMFP.
In other news: How are you, guv?
(In other news: How are you, guv?
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:49,
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Oh, stumbling along...All good, thanks.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:45,
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I watched that on Monday night!One of the few of the current crop of Hollywood remakes to which I am looking forward with something other than complete gloom...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:50,
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It does look awfully like the same film, just told fromthe Norwegians point of view, though. I'll be interested to see how it pans out.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:52,
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It would be amazing if:a) they eschew CGI entirely
b) film it so that it looks like the original
c) make it all in Norwegian with subtitles
but I suspect we're looking at a glitzy CGI-fest with an all-American cast who'll ignore the language thing entirely
(b) film it so that it looks like the original
c) make it all in Norwegian with subtitles
but I suspect we're looking at a glitzy CGI-fest with an all-American cast who'll ignore the language thing entirely
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:09,
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Sadly, I fear you may be right.Ah, well.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:30,
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mmmm, blowjob lips! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:49,
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Look out for the dentata! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:50,
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Ooooh nice and squidly.:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:52,
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nicelya csi wet dream/nightmare!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:59,
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It's quite domesticated, though. J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:04,
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Woo.. stunning stuff, really pretty, did make me think this though
This reminds me of my journey to work of a morning!It's fantastic if the bus actually turns up.....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 13:46,
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Is the bin nomming the tasty kitteh?
M3rx likes the Asian ladies,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:35,
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Ewwww...Yes it's been slow for a while now - not sure if it's hols or if people are avoiding the board due to recent handbags incidences.
Given that it's slow - TJ:
Just sent this via the mailus form:
I'm not sure if this is worthy of a 'things we'd like to see' in a Newsletter, but in a slightly Stella-fuddled moment the other day, I had a grand vision for a collaborative project.
Wikibituaries
Everybody knows that all the major news media maintain a load of obituaries on the shelf ready for when ageing or particularly hardcore public figures drop off the twig, and equally there's the old wikideaths lark of killing people off on Wikipedia. Why not bring the two together to create a resource where a community of - admittedly probably a bit morbid - people maintain a resource of user-generated obituaries for slebs and other public figures?
Generally for a few lols, but you never know, it might prompt the odd Z-lister, on viewing their own obituary, to think along the lines of "shit is that it? I'd best get my finger out and actually make something of the rest of my days!" You can but try.
I'm rubbish with anything code-y or behind the screen in terms of websites and the like, but it strikes that within the broad church of b3ta, there might well be someone who's a) got the aptitude, b) is up for the craic, and c) has the time on their hands, to set this thing up...
Thought I'd chuck it here and see if there's any interest, of if it was just my alcohol-fuelled ramblings at work...
(Given that it's slow - TJ:
Just sent this via the mailus form:
I'm not sure if this is worthy of a 'things we'd like to see' in a Newsletter, but in a slightly Stella-fuddled moment the other day, I had a grand vision for a collaborative project.
Wikibituaries
Everybody knows that all the major news media maintain a load of obituaries on the shelf ready for when ageing or particularly hardcore public figures drop off the twig, and equally there's the old wikideaths lark of killing people off on Wikipedia. Why not bring the two together to create a resource where a community of - admittedly probably a bit morbid - people maintain a resource of user-generated obituaries for slebs and other public figures?
Generally for a few lols, but you never know, it might prompt the odd Z-lister, on viewing their own obituary, to think along the lines of "shit is that it? I'd best get my finger out and actually make something of the rest of my days!" You can but try.
I'm rubbish with anything code-y or behind the screen in terms of websites and the like, but it strikes that within the broad church of b3ta, there might well be someone who's a) got the aptitude, b) is up for the craic, and c) has the time on their hands, to set this thing up...
Thought I'd chuck it here and see if there's any interest, of if it was just my alcohol-fuelled ramblings at work...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:37,
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sounds good :)i'm not goin pretend i'm going to help you make it though.
but i'll probably read it when i'm really bored or something :D
(but i'll probably read it when i'm really bored or something :D
Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:41,
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I'd probably be up for doing some content work.I can foresee moderation - particularly in respect of any issues regarding slander/libel - being quite a big issue with such a site ;o)
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:46,
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It sounds like a decent ideaIn my experience:
To make a wiki work well you'll need a server guy who really knows his stuff as wiki software in general tends to chew up your bandwidth. I post on a medium-density wiki and it still goes down at peak times :/
(To make a wiki work well you'll need a server guy who really knows his stuff as wiki software in general tends to chew up your bandwidth. I post on a medium-density wiki and it still goes down at peak times :/
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:46,
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Very nice...Have a Click and a...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:12,
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*remembers when all this was kittens* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:35,
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Do please stop embarrasing yourselfand get edjumacated!
( RedHouse over yonder,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:45,
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Ha ha ha... I am such a noob Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 19:53,
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^this Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:15,
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Ooooh... nice. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:14,
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Make this happen NOW!it will save so much time
*fires up gene splicing machine*
(*fires up gene splicing machine*
Joliet,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:15,
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Hmmm... perhaps it'd still be quicker to pop to the offy.Unless of course you own a vineyard.
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:21,
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Mum used to have a vine growing up our garage until it took over the garden & we had to chop it downI'm going on holiday to Cornwall in September & a friend recommended Camel Valley vineyard as a day trip. I thought she said Camel Fanny vineyard. I'm not so keen to go :O)
( Joliet,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:33,
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are Iceland expanding their range of party food?
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:36,
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Oh, good god....*bokes*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:38,
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and all I did was change the name Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:40,
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Not so much that, more the idea of all the shell-suited chavscarting off boxloads of them to re-heat and then munch in front of their stolen TVs. It's distressing to one's equilibrium.
/seriously becoming an old git blog
(/seriously becoming an old git blog
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:44,
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only in their 'Special' range Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:40,
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You realise that the Magic Donkey is nowbeholden to make this your stat board quote of the week?
;-)
(;-)
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:45,
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1000 donkey vaginas for 79pFantastic!
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:42,
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Cheaper than Makro!Bonus!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:46,
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the main feature of every partyespecially my parties
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:56,
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do guests have to catch them first? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:07,
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nice!how about barley to whisky!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:25,
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Top Notch Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:25,
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NINJ!!!!!
How were your happy holidays?
:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:27,
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Hai Moleypoo!!Brill ta...well, week two was.
Week one-rain and neighbours from hell!
Tents don't hide sound well and the horrible man
next door (after the mum told the 3 kids to "F*****g,
shut up and let you dad watch his DVD!!!")
was about to (what I thought) was a 'Chubby Brown'
DVD at 11am!!!
:(
(Week one-rain and neighbours from hell!
Tents don't hide sound well and the horrible man
next door (after the mum told the 3 kids to "F*****g,
shut up and let you dad watch his DVD!!!")
was about to (what I thought) was a 'Chubby Brown'
DVD at 11am!!!
:(
Ninj,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:32,
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classy!you should have set fire to their tent
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:33,
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At the very least removed a few tent pegs. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:38,
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and then set fire! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:41,
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One tent......about four doors down did!
Dog's tail caught fire and legged it around the site :(
Poor pooch
(Dog's tail caught fire and legged it around the site :(
Poor pooch
Ninj,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:53,
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There are not enough cats in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry. Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:28,
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*glug glug*Nice one!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:38,
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There is no cause for alarm. The government remains in control of the capital.
Also - bottom middle ;o)
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:50,
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This is great!I'm slow this morning took me a while to notice the microphones....
:D
(:D
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:17,
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He's swapped lives with someone
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:23,
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:Dهذا شيء عظيم
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:29,
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Thanks for that, made my day! made my day!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:39,
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I was thinking the other dayabout the total volume of air that gets transported around because of round toilet rolls with a hollow centre. Wasteful
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:56,
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Not to mention the volume of air within the actual tissue itself.Why not just replace toilet paper with small pieces of timber and resolve this pernicious issue.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:11,
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top festival tiptake the cardboard out of the loo roll centre, it packs much smaller
(
spacefish bong!,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:12,
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or better still...just wear a nappy and shit yourself in the moshpit. you can clean up later with the baby wipes!
( Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 11:21,
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or somethingهم أصدقائك كنت من محبي الخيول
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:39,
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There he is! Fighting to the death for his country!Oh, wait...
( Joliet,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:51,
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hahaWally's willy's rilly silly.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:23,
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That is so refreshingly silly :)
(
Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:38,
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Any reference to the flumps reduces me to a giggling wreckthanks to this sketch youtu.be/4zYq6i0wOWY
( Joliet,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:47,
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i love that sketch show, it's the best thing on cbbc Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:01,
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And I love you for loving that sketch showMost adults I speak to go "you watch CBBC?!". Then, after months of struggle I get them to watch it and they start telling me how great it is.
What the fuck do you think I've been saying all this time?!
I'm at the cutting edge of comedy, me!
(What the fuck do you think I've been saying all this time?!
I'm at the cutting edge of comedy, me!
Joliet,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:13,
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Shaun the Sheep too h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:39,
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some celebrities just know
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how to arrive in style...
maggenspies mayhaps,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:21,
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hahahaless of this is shopped than I think
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:22,
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I just love the Whippet bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:31,
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Joliet!*insert rest of inappropriate Dire Straits Lyric here*
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:31,
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Pfft!I'm in! *inappropriate response to inappropriate lyric based on a conversation on Twitter*
( Joliet,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:46,
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well doneAh yes - we discussed that "over there"..
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 10:10,
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I saw this and thought it should win todays birthday posts...
* Happy Birthday Linda Hogan, you scary old MILF!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:41,
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Hahahaha! Blimey!:D
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:43,
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Talk about blowing candles !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:03,
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OK then...Blowing out a candle sounds to an adult like a simple thing to do. Pucker up and blow!. But in a child's mind, it is difficult and they have no idea how to blow. They know how to dribble, and how to cry, but not how to blow.
1: Begin with one or two candles.
2: Take a deep breath.
3: Make a wish. Though this step is optional, it is customary to make a wish before you blow out the candles, especially on one's birthday, as many believe that if you manage to get them all out in one breath your wish will be granted.
4: Make your mouth into an "o" shape.
5: Exhale. This should be done somewhat forcefully with your mouth pointed at the candles. Remember not to spit.
6: Practice with more candles. With lots of candles, it is most effective to start on one side of the cake and swiftly move towards the other end.
^ Was that ok?
(1: Begin with one or two candles.
2: Take a deep breath.
3: Make a wish. Though this step is optional, it is customary to make a wish before you blow out the candles, especially on one's birthday, as many believe that if you manage to get them all out in one breath your wish will be granted.
4: Make your mouth into an "o" shape.
5: Exhale. This should be done somewhat forcefully with your mouth pointed at the candles. Remember not to spit.
6: Practice with more candles. With lots of candles, it is most effective to start on one side of the cake and swiftly move towards the other end.
^ Was that ok?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:12,
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*Requests a outline script / project plan for 8 part "How-to-do-things" series for Channel 5* The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:16,
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blah, blah, filters, blah, worth posting, blahFUCK OFF!
(oh, and *click*)
((oh, and *click*)
RedHouse over yonder,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 12:52,
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Ha ha ha... One of your better ones.... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:26,
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I had a similar situation when I ran out of frozen dessertsThen I remembered an old magic lamp I had in a cupboard. So I took out the lamp and gave it a rub. In a puff of smoke, a big scary bloke appeared, carrying what looked like a large rabbit.
"What is your first wish, oh master?" he asked.
"Ice cream, oh genie with the light brown hare."
("What is your first wish, oh master?" he asked.
"Ice cream, oh genie with the light brown hare."
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:14,
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Is that your pet name for me because you want me in your bum?
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:09,
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well you seem to have a hard on for meI don't blame you, I am hawt
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:16,
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awww shit do I have to sign on some kind of register now
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:10,
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Ning B3taand happy birthday Jorge Luis Borgesβ (inspired by todays Google Logo)
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 6:39,
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Your doing it wrong.....Ning LS18
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 7:16,
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Ning Wobbl'--I was all out of FARXah, here's a shipment now
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LS18,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 7:17,
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It is also Kenny Bakers Birthday today...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 7:48,
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Yeah... so do I...I am trying to be a little more 'Original' to stop the personal abuse I was getting both on and off the board and to prevent the board being filled with piss take versions...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:44,
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Fucks sake. Not going to start anything on here as that's petty and ridiculous. Not a very b3tan attitude, is it?
(,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:56,
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Never mind... They got there way and I hope they are happy. Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:59,
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I thought there was an overwhelming I LOVE THEM! YAY! vote. Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:28,
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I did knock one out for Kitty Fantastico the other day...I also did a VAG CREAM of Megan Duffy for the 22nd but did not post it... dare I post it today?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:47,
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I liked them tooBut we didn't speak up against the nay-sayers and now they're gone. It's like Nazi Germany all over again.
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splorp ®,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:24,
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doof doof doof doof doof doof doof doof
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 6:19,
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SO HOW MUCH WAS IT FOR THE HEROIN AGAIN Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 6:17,
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Were touching yourself as you made thisyou have such a hard on for me don't you sweet cheeks
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:06,
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If you'd ever learn to 'shop, you could do this sort of thing too(but I guess if you enact it live--you don't need to)
( LS18,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:10,
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you want me to do this sort of thing to you but you claim to be straight?you really do have a hard on for me
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 8:14,
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I hear loud clacking noises in my head(and this image did nothing to quell them)
( LS18,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 4:15,
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champ champ champ(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 4:31,
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MAKE IT FUCKING LOUDER(
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 4:47,
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What happened to your superstardom, were you a victim of tall poppy syndrome?
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 5:04,
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Like a moth to a flame. I just wish I had been warned.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 5:10,
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so in what ways have you experienced this social phenomenon?
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LS18,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 5:25,
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ridin mah hurrrrrrrrrse Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 5:16,
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I must have accidentally clicked "set as wallpaper" while browsing Busey pictures earlierbecause when I shut down my PC the desktop was an enormous closeup of Gary Busey
I may leave it that way
(I may leave it that way
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 9:09,
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awwwwwwwwww! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 3:56,
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chainsaw bunny?you don't hear of that everyday :)
oh wait--something about massacres in Texas
(oh wait--something about massacres in Texas
LS18,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 4:16,
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It's easter on christmas island! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 6:52,
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