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[challenge entry] :)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:33, archived)
# shouldn't his nose be longer than that?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)
# He's not started fibbing yet...
...and welcome aboard! :)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)
# you can see he's just gearing up for a massive lie!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:40, archived)
# That...
...or a 'Duvet Raiser' :)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# One slight adjustment......


He may be gearing up but it will not be his first.

edit - welcone thegreatalbino - you'll never leave :)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Hehehehe!
:D
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:46, archived)
# When he starts with taxing the poor and giving bonuses to the rich it won't be his nose that will be growing
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Hallo Ninjapotamus!
All well?
:D

(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Moleypoos!!
Fine ta, you?

\O/
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:46, archived)
# Very good at this end, thanks.
thanks.What happened to the weather eh?
That's what I want to know...
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)
# It's left the country
just like everyone else :(
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
# Reality TV maths


Click for bigger (62 kb)



A thought from the weekend.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Ha ha!
Excellent stuff.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Pfft!
Although I was watching the comedy proms *smug mode*
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:26, archived)
# as was i
and i can confirm your watching as you tweeted about it.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:34, archived)
# I like to make life easier for my stalkers
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# i like the comfy waiting area you have installed opposite the house
it makes all night stakeouts much easier.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# It was nice to see the comedy parts interspersed with turns by Tim Minchin
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Aw
I like Tim Minchin. F Sharp is not his best. Not perfect is one of my favourite songs. I liked the opening song he did dressed as the critic. When he turns is hand to songs that aren't courting controversy you see how clever he can be lyrically.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# who
got caught out by the lyrics
A couple of Gs, an R and an E, an I and an N
Just six little letters all jumbled together
Have caused damage that we may never mend
And it's important that we all respect
That if these people should happen to choose
To reclaim the word as their own
It doesn't meant the rest of you have a right to it's use
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
# chuckle
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:26, archived)
# I like this 120%.
Welcome!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:31, archived)
# I had a thought once
I forgot it soon after though:(
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Japan?
I don't get it ;)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)
# hahaha 1,000,000% FTW!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
Yes very good.
:D

(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Hahaha
And the term "He's SOOO cute"
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# WELCOME
pull up a foreskin. shop a benefit cheat
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
# haha
nice one n00b
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:06, archived)
# not shopped, not manipulated, just serendipity

Honest guvs!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:22, archived)
# happy spoon
everyone needs a happy spoon
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Hai happy spoon!
A meme in the making
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Haha, yes indeed...
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# :OD
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# i
like
this!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
# Beautiful. You're on to something here.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:05, archived)
# things with faces, YAY!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Spamming this again
www.b3ta.com/board/10435628
I don't have shares in this, honest! It's just an excellent read
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# i do this a lot
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# like i say

a lot
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# last one

this contains 2 in one
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# *salivates*
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Nice!
Your typography is always tops!
*Click*
:D
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Does this mean you are getting a takeaway tonight?
If so then I have done my duty.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
# I would have done...
...but Mrs Ninj has made a smashing chilli :)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# BRAW!!!
Is she wearing a smashing blouse to go with that Smashing Chilli?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# One hopes so!
:D
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Exactly what kind of smashing blouse goes with a smashing chili?
A brown one with kidney beans for buttons?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Magnificent!
Woo, Yay, Hooplah...

PANOWIE!

*clicks*
*prints*
*...*
*profits*
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# hahah you forgot *unzips*
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# why?
is it compressed?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# *waggles around in Canazza's face*
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Oi! That waggle was mine!
*fights Canazza*
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Woo!
*Votes Indian Takeaway* Best of all the takeaway foodses.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:54, archived)
# Thats the next stage in the decision making process!
Curry, Chinese, PIzza, Fried Chicken, Thai, Kebab.... hmmm
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# You missed out ITALIAN
*sopranos*
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# oooh I have never had a takeaway italian!
Any others I have missed for the next one?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Caribbean
(mmm, curried goat)
Fish & chips
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# How on earth could I overlook Fish and Chips.
And curried goat ftw!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:10, archived)
# what is this *phone* you speak of?
*goes to order over the web*
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# The best Chinese & curry places round here aren't on t'web *cries a little*
so we still have to struggle with people who don't speak English over the phone.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:11, archived)
# To be fair,
by the time I decide to call for a curry, I'm usually struggling to speak English over the phone myself.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Living in very rural rural-country-ness
an added option should be: has your only takeaway emporium recently stricken 30 people with explosive-projectile vomiting and Fecal urgency?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# hahahahaha!
I assume you still order, yes?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:57, archived)
# It adds an air of "risk" to proceedings
that you don't normally get ordering from Dominos.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Phrase of the day: "Faecal urgency"
Hahahaha!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:14, archived)
# I hope that is my stats quote for the stats board :O)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# :)
It CAN have its upsides as well.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:16, archived)
# Iron Bru & prunes
That'll do it
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:25, archived)
# I love this!
:D

(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Hahaha,
although, I prefer fart darts.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# hhehehe
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Argh!
I'm stuck in an eternal coin tossing loop!
No food and my wrist hurts.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
# Yeah, but the tossing of the coin isn't why your wrist hurts
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:10, archived)
# This is excellent -
I'm glad you didn't post it at about 8pm last night though :)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# What if you flip a coin and get 'heads' two times?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Best of five
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Best of [any Prime Number > 2]
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:56, archived)
# \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:47, archived)
# Lovely.
And very useful. Thanks.
:D


(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# May contain U turns
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Ha!
His popularity would increase exponentially.

Splendid as every you clever sod
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:33, archived)
# Ooh cheers lully...
...and ning!
:D
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# That's brilliant Ninj!
Have you made his tiny mouth bigger?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)
# No, it was as he came...
*Fnrrr* :)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:45, archived)
# I think I'll p-rost one of his film roles...
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# No, he's taken out the unnaturally moist dog's ringpiece,
and 'shopped in an actual human mouth.
I dunno, eh? some people are just twisted.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# Yeah, that's what I thought
He probably couldn't bear the thought of all the dogpoo that pours out of Cameron's facial orifice.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# NIcely done!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Ooh ta matey!
:D
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:45, archived)
# I'd recently noticed a distinct lack of politicians on /board lately....then,as if by magic.......nicely done :D:D
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Cheers Elvis!
:D
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:42, archived)
# I knew it!
The Rescuers my arse! Woo-ning!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:49, archived)
# thank you-ning
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:56, archived)
# no reason, except you probably need a good pointing at
and she needs the exercise
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)
# could have been worse
(rosie o'donnel)

actually (ellen degeneres)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# erg--whatta choice
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:12, archived)
# WRONG WAY, SHORT-SIGHTED INFIDEL BIRD!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
#
ninjas on a plane bird
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:38, archived)
# Good Moaning!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:20, archived)
# hahaha
i don't know how you keep coming up with these
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:46, archived)
# or why
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# or when
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 17:26, archived)
# I'm going to think up a spang image just for you
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:35, archived)
[challenge entry] mornings

(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 7:49, archived)
# Did you get it okay?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 7:52, archived)
# yep, was just about to gaz
cheers chap
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 7:53, archived)
# You're very welcome
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 7:55, archived)
# Ning Toasty....
* Votes
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 7:52, archived)
# Safe sex?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 7:52, archived)
# I think the one at the back is a bit frigid
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:01, archived)
# Blow that sucker till he comes open !
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:19, archived)
# Photorealfantastico
Didn't you do a cartoon version of this many years ago? Not disparaging your current effort just checking to see if the little grey cells are working
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:47, archived)
# not that I know of
I only saw Jahled's photo on Facebook this morning
then saw the thread further down after I'd posted >.< :D
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:51, archived)
# We're talking over 5 years ago I think. I shouldn't even be able to say that I've been here over 5 years
Yours is much better. Although, I spent ages watching & waiting for the money shot.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:57, archived)
# I can't remember yesterday
ask herman, he has a photographic memory of everything everyone's ever posted :D
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:12, archived)
# she has a nice box
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:56, archived)
# Safe sex.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:59, archived)
# /o\
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Utterly brilliant
Woo
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# cool
I think this was a challenge about a millions years ago. Definitely time for another outing. Those inanimate objects are getting desperate for some action
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:47, archived)
# 2004!
www.b3ta.com/challenge/inanimatesex/
Although I'm suggesting things that look like they're doing rude things, more than make a carrot wank off some broccoli :D
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)
#
I misidentified these, I thought it was safe sex!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 23:02, archived)
# woo!
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)
# i love the expression on the front one
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)
# NINGLES B3TA!
A couple of funny birthdays today; Buddy Hackett and Lee Bryant (from Airplane).

(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 7:48, archived)
# and for some reason Kitty Fantastico requested Richard Gere and a hamster?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 7:48, archived)
# PHWOOOAR!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:04, archived)
# Calm down. Get a hold of yourself!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Hammond with a hair cut.
I approve
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:52, archived)
# He's not even a real hamster
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:42, archived)
# awww hammy looks like he just woke up in a dress
 
what are you doing to me richard gere, you are not even in the navy
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Oirish Cawfee! (Herbie)
The watch! The witch was watching a mirror and was singing with a stolen set of pipes! DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M TELLING YOU!? THE PRINCE IS MARRYING THE SEAWITCH IN DISGUISE! (Little Mermaid)

God, I love Buddy Hackett!

WOOYAY!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 8:51, archived)
# the 80's is in phukers
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 5:53, archived)
# Gadaffi?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 5:59, archived)
# and the first member of his elite troop of commando parrots
THIS SHIT AIN'T OVER
 
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 6:02, archived)
# If he can hold cover for a week more...
he'll be able to mop up the civil war already in progress with a parrot.

SHIT HASN'T EVEN HIT THE FANS IMO
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 6:21, archived)
# TWEET THAT SHIT YO
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 6:23, archived)
# there are many gaddafis
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 6:13, archived)
# Don't nobody move you or y'all get the bird !
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 6:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 6:22, archived)
# low poly?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 5:08, archived)
# i thought that was henry for a second
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 5:53, archived)
# hahahahahaha
this is better than the lack of comments suggest
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 7:50, archived)
# Thank you--mebbe I should find another time of day to post :P
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
# I forbid it!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# ok
I'll post on /talk ;p
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Contribution to my mum's community art project #4
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:19, archived)
# I liked the one with the magic eggs that turned out to be dinosaurs
 
SPOILER ALERT
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:24, archived)
# Ssssssshhhh!!!
You'll ruin the magic ;)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:29, archived)
# we only had three of those books at home
oddly I don't recall reading any of the others elsewhere
 
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:35, archived)
# How many pieces will there be in total?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:39, archived)
# 100. 10 by 10.
They're pre-sawed bits of MDF, 6-9" x 6-9", (all numbered - the above was no.21), roughly pre-coated with white emulsion paint. They'll all fit neatly together in the end.
If you'd like to produce one, I'll happily pop one in the post - although the deadline is in just over a fortnight, so it might involve swift action.

Mind you, I've never taken more than 10 minutes over a picture myself, as I'm sure is obvious ;)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:48, archived)
# That would be fun
but I don't reckon we could be sure to make the deadline. Sometimes stuff arrives quickly, other times it takes ages.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:59, archived)
# Idea:
I've got the blank no 26 here.
I'll photograph it, with an indication of scale, GAZ you a link to it, and you can do a pic to the shape, which I can print off, cut out and glue to the piece.
(btw: it's all supposed to be family-friendly, which doesn't necessarily rule out grotesquerie, but does rule out swearing, p0rn, NSFW etc)

Also, any kids around there are very welcome to contribute.

Deal?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 4:04, archived)
# !
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)
# OH MY
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)
# IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS TYPE OF PARTY JUST STAND IN THE KITCHEN
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:22, archived)
# This has echoes of de Sade and Le Grand Bouffe, you sophisticatid bastad
Judge, General, Priest and Banker, making themselves secure in a castle in order to conduct the whole gamut of transgressions, from the grossest imaginable to the ones that only then become imaginable.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:04, archived)
# Yes I did the catering for that.
It was cubes of cheese and pineapple, stuck into a potato wrapped in aluminum foil.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Now that's my kind of transgression.
*spoons Thousand Island dressing into unconvincing brassiere before tottering down to dismal "Disco!" -themed disco*
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:54, archived)
# Making porn SFW -- an art form I have always appreciated.
YAY!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:15, archived)
# YES I AM BACK THANK YOU FOR THE WELCOME YES I NEARLY DIED FROM BEING SLIGHTLY INCONVENIENCED
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:23, archived)
# ha ha, neat!
You were just on here less than 24 hours ago.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:29, archived)
# Yeah but now I've got power
and full internet, and cold beer.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:30, archived)
# does this mean we can't have your stuff now?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:39, archived)
# Yeah I'm pretty much hanging on to my stuff for now
but who knows, perhaps there'll be a light snowfall in the Winter that finishes off all the New Jersey hurricane survivors.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:46, archived)
# ah, right.
i'll leave pickfords on stand-by then
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:52, archived)
# *returns Gok and the Penguins*
*awaits January*

(welcome back to the land of the empowered)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:03, archived)
# and lemons
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:49, archived)
# You know what they say, Rap.
When life gives you lemons, fuck an old man in the face.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:52, archived)
# So true.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:00, archived)
# is it over? is it okay now
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:57, archived)
# Zounds!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:18, archived)
# Egad!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:24, archived)
# No, zounds was right.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:27, archived)
# I'm puckering as I type this.
It's always good to be reminded that Lemon Party exists. You know, with Dick Cheney in the news, lemons are refreshing.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:42, archived)
# The left orange has just got abused.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:50, archived)
# It's a peep-hole orange
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:28, archived)
# hmm, what's that tune playing in the background?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:50, archived)
# dude, that just made it all a bit too real
blearghh!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Everybody wants to be a cat. Because a cat's the only cat that knows where it's at.


(Hmmm. It's not appearing as a pic here. Is this something to do with the little envelope icon in the top left corner which I couldn't erase, yet doesn't appear in the linked pic?
Some kind of intellectual property/DRM thing? *confused*)


EDIT: Thanks, llort, for providing the (hopefully) short-term answer to this anomaly.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Cats r dedlee
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 1:54, archived)
# DEADLY
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:10, archived)
# FIST MY PULSATING WOUND
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:29, archived)
# where it says shift, hold down shift while you type the next character (in this case a comma and a stop)
If you see what I mean. I can't just type the html here, cos then it show the picture instead of the html. Obviously.

shift,img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/aristocats2.jpg" /shift.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:31, archived)
# teh uplaod codez
<img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/aristocats2.jpg">
 
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:51, archived)
[challenge entry] A repast
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:09, archived)
# I was going to do an animated version
of the famous Aristocrat/Aristocat joke. I got all the elements together then started disgusting myself. It just went on too long..so I didn't.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# In business it pays to look sharp.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)
# >: my dog suits up every day and nothing happens
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)
# But does he constantly tell himself he's a winner?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:45, archived)
# I heard him mumble that once while licking himself
(but that was only once)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:53, archived)
# I think you may be confusing your dog with Charlie Sheen.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 1:01, archived)
# perhaps?
(click pic for the good stuff)


(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 1:11, archived)
# Yeah baby!!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Huh? What? Right. Uhh.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:11, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:45, archived)
# Looks can only get you so far. Wise heads always look carefully at their supply chain.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# always with the 'more dick' :P
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:45, archived)
# you must consider the shift
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:58, archived)
# I'm not concerned about dick,
but we need that AIDs, like, yesterday!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:46, archived)
# *notes that LK needs less dick*
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:49, archived)
# er.....
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)
# AIDS could be as big as it was in the eighties,
it just needs marketing right.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 1:00, archived)
# It's not like they didn't try.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 1:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 1:28, archived)
# let's open all the tins before anyone notices
 
WOOYAY
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
# It's show time!!!
now why haven't our military planners considered this?


so what if we sacrifice a little innocent latex for the cause
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# It blows itself up?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:43, archived)
# all sorts of blows associated with this doll
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Like down b'low?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:46, archived)
# and blow job
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:50, archived)
# Have a thingumewhatsit


Detail:


3DMax vray. About 25min rendertime at 1600x1000
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Nice, it it real photo sunday already?
Just kidding, is it part of a bigger picture?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)
# There was a zoomed in version
but this one was a shot at rendering close up. :)
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 1:07, archived)
# didn't i see this yesterday?
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:51, archived)
# ^ This
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 5:57, archived)
# nope.
different render.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 20:53, archived)
# everything will be okay
 

 
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:07, archived)
# It's moving? The paralizing beam must have drifted off target again.
*wanders out and kicks at the sun*
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# They do stuff in the dark, like knock over our plant pots
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# heheh
 
yes, he's shut in the bedroom at night, this contains the nocturnal hijinks adequately
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)
# EBERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 1:40, archived)
# SPONGEE: Checks, Lies and Videotape
A cult favourite documentary about the cult favourite sport of sponge hockey, played by 10,000 obsessed fans in -30C weather in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

It tells the story of the sport and a man, who, after the humiliation of being traded for a bag of pucks, suspects that he may have lost a championship because the other side used a performance-enhancing substance - WD-40.

It's all true. Also, I made this.

SPONGEE: Checks Lies and Videotape - The Director's Cut from Dougald Lamont on Vimeo.
(, Tue 30 Aug 2011, 23:59, archived)
# take the spam to /talk
might drop the links too
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:02, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.com/links/
May get better reception mate :)

I guess the raping starts here
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:03, archived)
# rape? he's gagging for it
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:11, archived)
# His bum hole must have sold out like
this

Clicked on Bolivia like an infant
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:16, archived)
# NSFW!!
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:49, archived)
# You want /links maaaan
www.b3ta.com/links/

Post it there and then crack your fingers and slide back in your chair.
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:11, archived)
#
Garrison Keillor is Dougald Lamont's stage name
(, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 0:45, archived)

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