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# True Story.


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(men boles Benea, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)
# how many cunting bolts are there on a car,
and what do they do? Affix cunts to it?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Not many
on them, but theres loads of cunting bolts on the newer stuff. they do affix cunts to the cars also, and usually they snap, then you'll hear me shout "that bloody cunts snapped!!!"
so then you have to go and get another cunt from the breakers.
(men boles Benea, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
[challenge entry] why hello lovely lady........
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)
# I don't get it, what have you do-OH SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)
# yeah, that third finger on her tea drinking hand is pretty freaky
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Eurgh! Now I can't unsee that?!
The picture that keeps on finding new ways to scare me, this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# ^ this
she's like a yakuza boss or summat
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:57, archived)
# you should see her back tattoo
its awesome and covered in tea
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)
# i can imagine a cup of tea with a tengu mask leaping out of a scene of crashing waves, all hokusai style
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)
# This HAS to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:09, archived)
# fp made me do it...
irrelevant but here nonetheless
apols.

(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Thud
:)
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Oh god
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:22, archived)
# HA HA!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# pointea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# hahaha!
Lloyds Bank tea break?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Not bad for a drunk person!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# I'm holding it together just about
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)
# T-riffic
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)
# arrrggh!
expert cloning there. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# drunk smudging
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Hahah, fine looking lass :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)
# my name is dead earl
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
...ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)
# uh-huh
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)
# haha!
groan...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Oh dear :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:13, archived)
# sky blue?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:21, archived)
# My genuine response when I worked it out was...
Oh you facking twat!

*clicks*
(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Scientology cunt.
(PintOfGuinness, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 0:18, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 6:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I give you..........TEA LEAVES!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha!
ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# ^ EVEN MORE CANDLES!


CAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)
# *sobs* I hate goodbyes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Bravo!
This is making me thirsty. I am NOT going to settle for machine-tea though.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Is it one of those concoctions that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)
# brewvo, shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
[challenge entry] o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Yay, "Other Songs About Tea" is a particular favourite tune of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)
# awesome!


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:08, archived)
# right now im going home
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# start another thread before you go?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# if you're going to do random 3d stuff
at least make it out of teacups this week
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
[challenge entry] weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] I like my women like I like my tea.
Hot, and with a spoon in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Happy Candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
# ;)
Ta. Keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Hot stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# nice pubes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# storm in a d-cup
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# its tea, not a storm, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
# i like my tea stormy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# A tempest in a tea cup.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# mmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I like my women like I like my tea.
chopped up into little pieces, put in a bag and dumped in a box.
(hang on, that's not right)
Edit. what's happenned to vagabond, haven,t seen his rainyness for a while
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# And topped off with a big splash.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
# I like the way that this pic is utterly obscene, and yet could be shown to children of any age without fear of opprobrium, or even of corrupting or depraving their sensibilities.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# why does the elephant teapot character supress vomiting every 1.5 seconds?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# oh don't get scientific with me
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Doesn't everyone?
*is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# as always 5:30.. hometime

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# owwww, my brain
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# 5:13: spasm and die time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# have some relaxing redness

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# reminds me of the now 6 album cover
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# my eye just popped out and hit the screen x__O
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# last one for the day

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry]

(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# baffling
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
# I pity the fool who isn't baffled by this.
I'm totally baffled, and I like it that way. It's boring understanding stuff, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:36, archived)
#
It makes perfect sense to me
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Budget brew
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
#
The eyebrows add extra flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Nice hair inversion algorithm!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# hahaha
yep
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# would a johnny knoxville brew be jackassam?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Ouch!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# elisha cuthbert?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# low brow tea
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Uncle Death
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Yay
I love Uncle Death
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Awww, isn't that sweet.
Hard to find guys who like kids nowadays xD
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# He's the kiddies fave who's fresh from the grave.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# i wouldn't babysit them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Aw...you wouldn't believe how quiet they can be.
Dead silent most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Hurrah!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# ace
is there more of this??
(men boles Benea, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Yeah...but I'm not allowed in the archives.
i did a quick search though...bits and pieces: www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=uncle+death
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Christ!
Making children vomit immediately after carrying them over the threshold of mortality seems like stress-induced over-compensation...
Perhaps Uncle Death could do with a nice, restful holiday, cos it looks like the smooth "execution" of his solemn duty is being compromised for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Never question the doings of a reaper.
Happy freakin' candles Sea Hag! (wish I had a pic of a sea hag, but it doesn't exist in my files)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Cheers, dood.
This series of reaper pics is great. Knowing his devotion to his work, I'm sure he'd still feel the call of duty even if he did go on holiday...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
# He will always have fun...no matter where he goes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
# is uncle death for hire
for children's parties, that sort of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# OOHHHH YYEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *makes 'poison' symbol*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# *hires*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Yay uncle death!
Also - THREADRUUUSSSHHH
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# hahahaha
I do worry about you :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I know...I keep trying to stop...
...but Uncle Death has other plans.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# well he is so good with the kids
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Uncle Death is full of surprises.
None of them socially acceptable. Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:25, archived)
# You're the best, atomic.
You're a swell guy.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
# etc- that time of day again


(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# hypnotic nipples time?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# yep

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# i keep thinking youre atomic!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# no...my circles are more like this:
...and this...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# darker




(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Velociraptor Coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Beveraguanadon
No, that doesn't quite work
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Maybe it lacks motivation to do so
I blame the welfare state.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Igoangoangoanadon
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Ooooohhh, you're courting a spanging here
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
# FIRE FIRE !!!
merry candles to you
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Cheers!
And that's an ace pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Well REALLY.
While I'm here.
Photobucket
Photobucket
Photobucket
Photobucket
cuppa1

Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# and yes, you can have them all at once.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Long time no see, Ms Tea!
Hope y're keeping well.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# As always!
yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# As always! (ie ludicrously badly)
Great to see a new batch of TUTT pics, on a subject that's clearly close to your heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Yay! It's a rare TUTT sighting.
Don't run away...
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:16, archived)
# !!! Yey !!!
You've still got my animation I made you all those years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:44, archived)
# :D

that brew really did stew :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# must be tea day (compo?!?!?!?!)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# his skeleton will be preserved
for posteritea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# ha
he'll go down in histeary
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I love the Isle Of Man Tea Tea races.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# liked
motorcycles and tea...
(men boles Benea, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# you might like these then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# hahahah
this one i like!!

the one with the bike and the dress i mean... the other one scares the backdoors right off my face
(men boles Benea, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# just imagine how scary it'd be if it moved then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Seam bikes are the future!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# seam horses will always rule though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# very silly, i like it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] straight from the spout
(arctisticus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# elisha cuthbert?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)
#
probably
(arctisticus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Good heavens.
If she can take boiling water down the trap, what other accomplishments embellish her CV?
*headhunts*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# She can probably take a burning candle up the wrong 'un
Woooooo
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# if you're up, that probably means i should go to bed then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Time can play tricks on a sensitive soul.
I advise seeking definitive chronological corroboration before committing to hitting the hay.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# 02:07. looks like bed time for me
almost not worth goin to bed now
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# That's some pretty weak tea
she needs to let that brew a while longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Look at those mannish eyebrows!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# definitely elisha cuthbert then
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Bwahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# 'ave it....

very large or
larger than Ireland's national debt, quite frankly
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Black...BLACK...BLACK!!!!
BLACK like the clouds of DEATH that follow me into the forest of DOOM and hide in the wardrobe of DARKNESS...

Listen. DO YOU HEAR? THe mo0n is we£ping in a secr3t room,

They tap at my window with tiny poles :(

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRJxafiqHvw

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
# *cheers up with a nice cup of tea and a cream horn*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:39, archived)
# BLACK like the aeons of night, that lead to the cave of CLAMS, knippi.....
ooooh cream horn? Milk no sugar ta!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Beware the Cream Horn!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:48, archived)
# 0_0
Why are they ruining my cream horn with sex and sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# it's a compulsion
they don't want to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# ^ this
It's an outrage!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# it's the tar monster, dreaming of getting revenge on scooby doo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:26, archived)
# I'd pay to see that.
Hell, we'd all pay to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# i'd pay to see scrappy doo neutered
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# it's like gazing in to the abyss
and I mean looking, not sending b3ta emails
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# why do they call a private message 'gaz' on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)
# no idea
probably something disturbing that you'll wish you didn't know when you finally find out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# or something dull and geeky
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Gaz! IM me!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
# hahaha!
nice one...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# lovely, especially after just seeing this...
hot1world.info/Not-a-GIF.html
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Oooh!
I like that a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
#
I just clicked on the even, even, even bigger one and now t-mobile want more money off me :(
(men boles Benea, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# When there's a clickforbigger
I do mean bigger
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Wow.
That's like waking up after a night of Guinness and experimental military hallucinogens.
In a good way! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Always in a good way!
Candles! Congrats, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Thanks, all!
You are my special babies.
(Which isn't supposed to be as horrible as it sounds)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# In other words,
lotsa luv x
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# My goodness!!!
That's fabilush sir!!!

*click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# Ta, Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Ahhh, the ol' Black Worm Jism
two sugars please
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)
# English Breakfast or Yorkshire tea?
The English breakfast is leaves, the Yorkshire is bags - sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# The four horsemen of oily greed!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] i haven't seen the film or played any of the games
(arctisticus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
# well you should
very nice though. His helmet looks like a dry tea bag, whereas his lovely skin skirt looks like a wet one, seeping tea juice all over the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha
exactly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
#
it reminds when i was in primary school we had to write some fake medieval letters or something and to make them look old we wiped them with damp teabags
(arctisticus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I didn't....
fully full-on unhappy face
(likeajackhammer, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# just wipe your soggy bags all over a newspaper instead
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# a dirty teabagging is the cornerstone for many an antiques fraud
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Ace :D
Although you should probably play the games and then watch the film if you're planning on doing so. Not a lot of people like the film, I thought it was alright to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# i rather liked the film
some horrible bits in it, it had Yamaoka's music in it, and was quite authentic for a video game film.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Yeah, at least it wasn't like the Super Mario Bros. Movie.
Where Bowser was Dennis Hopper for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# i love that film :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# It still panged a bit of "Hmmm.... I don't think people will 'get it' unless...." bollocks
such as the gender-swap of the protagonist, and absolving the mother of blame...

the game storyline seemed decent enough to follow as is...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# indeed
but that will never happen. SH2 was quite bleak, what with the main guy responsible for everything including killing his wife. Dont think hollywood would make something like that...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)
# seem to remember it was good up until a preposterous ending
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# aye...
as in the actual end... or the sequences in the church?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# church is all I remember, and thinking what the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# yes... it all got a bit "very", didn't it...
but I do remember having a secret crush on the big-tittied policewoman, though...

she's no Hoolahan, mind!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)
# sorry.... Callahan
(likeajackhammer, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# filtered?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# The PGTips man
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 4:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Wimmin
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] that looks more like GOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Bukaktae
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# that's superb
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Aaaw.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# what happpened to your brilliant white around the teapot?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# B3ta seems to be a wee bit
more picky about white than my GIMP.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10528806
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:38, archived)
# BUUUURN!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Scalding and delicious! The elderly TART.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# who doesn't?
except taters, the freak ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# *shambles around with hunchback*
I dont mind tea (especially green tea), i just dont find it the life-affirming drug that most people find it. Same with coffee.

Guess im not much of a hot drinks person.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# oh that's fine, I thought you were one of these abhorrent members of society who didn't drink tea at all
My niece was like that, so when she stayed with us we "broke her"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# hehe
i do drink it, but only when cold, or in japan (in the case of green tea).
I have a pack of green tea bags from when i moved to london a year and a half ago. Ive not opened them yet. Tea doesnt go off does it?

When im cold, i usually have a cup a soup anyway :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# you'd think someone with a username like that
could get the whites on the teapot background to match the brilliant white on the main picture!

I dont mind though - seams be goooood!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)
# :D you're turning in to a photoshop nazi :D
(double laughing smiley because I know how paranoid and worried you get)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU!
Oh - youre joking :-)

Its just something to say, innit? Someone else beat me to it anyway, so its not just me.

I could just say "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" :-P
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# exactly
I prefer a comedy dig to a brainless lol

shit, you're turning in to me, prepare yourself for the backlash
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# tea is excellent
i'm drinking some right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# piss?
cos thats what it looks like on that picture.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
# no
but it's QT, so it's pretty close
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Do they still make that?
Bleurgh
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# my parents take a jar with them on holiday
and mum would always give me the half a jar or so that was left. i just got used to the taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Bonus points for the taters-baiting pot surround!!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)
[challenge entry] This has hurt me almost as much as it will hurt you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# I suspect frying pans
are coming your way, but it made me laugh.
(Yorkshire Soul Glasscock rocks, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# it's been in my head for yonks
I'm just glad I had an outlet for it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)
# May god have mercy on your soul
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# I'll punch him in the cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Atta boy
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# this is wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# jesus fucking christ!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# spangworthy and hilarious in equal measures
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 15:59, archived)
# hehehehe
very good
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# holy shit
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Sheer genius
and kerspang
(I helped save b3ta! brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
#
A well deserved FP.

Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# fuckinell!
I didn't expect that!

cheers MD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Hahaha, I don't think there's a frying pan big enough!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# hahaha!
good grief, man...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
#
i dont get it
(FrancisYorkMorgan Just call me York; that's what everyone calls me.., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:37, archived)
# me neither :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 19:49, archived)
#
click me
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Thanks for that.
I don't remember it... When did those ads run?
(I helped save b3ta! MetaFarad loves to TANZEN!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 0:31, archived)
# oh sweet lord
(I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Oh Christ!
clickworthy as much as it is cringeworthy
(I helped save b3ta! underpont making all kinds-a-gains, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:17, archived)
# you utter twat
haha! :D
(duts Optimus whut?, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 20:31, archived)
# This
deserves a frying pan the size of the Death Star, both for its wince-inducing punnery and for reminding me of how old I am. Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:09, archived)
# RIS?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:20, archived)
#
click me
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 21:56, archived)
# ooohhhhhh
Sorry, American here,
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)
# This restaurant
is right next to my old flat. They never gave me anything but a raging case of diarrhoea.
(Betong Asna is crawling out of the woodwork, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 22:52, archived)
# fuck sake
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 8 Sep 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Hahaa!
FUCK!
(Doctor Frinkelstein (Not a real Doctor), Fri 9 Sep 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Fucking hell.
I can't believe I get this terrible pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 1:56, archived)
# Took a couple of seconds...
But a jolly good pun, well done sir!
(Bully Sober since, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 2:33, archived)
# Oh very...
spang

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sun 11 Sep 2011, 9:28, archived)

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