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# One to Hull please

Think the grammar police may jump on this one!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)
# ...because you don't know the difference between your and you're, that sorta thing?
www.yourallgay.com

edit: You shave you're back?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Fixed!
Hey, i've had 6 beers here!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
# 6 beers and you forget basic grammar?
Lightweight.

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Apparently, Jokes are better than technique
But not grammar!

and yes, I am a lightweight... but this is stella! (wife beater not the gay 4 edition)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Stella? Fucking hell
This is not getting better, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Links --->
No, not really, this warmed every cockle of my heart...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# HELL YEAH!
It's very hairy back there.
shoulders once a month at least, it's only polite
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# How on earth do you shave your own back?
Have you got the razor on the end of a long pole or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Not as good as watching C-Beams glitter but worth a look
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# What's a tortoise?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:50, archived)
# You need this
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
#
it's SCP-682

what do I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Herbicide wants a word., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)
# * Bokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# * Bokes
www.google.ca/search?tbm=isch&q=sausage+gravy
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# What the fucking hell
That looks like dog sick
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# but tastes much better
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)
# *nyoms*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Sweet
I hope its nice and cold
(Sherbs, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# haha!
*gets* :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and shit.


You know, for as headache inducing as that film was... this may surprise some of you, but I rather liked this film.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:18, archived)
# I hated it as a film
Crap quake inspired cgi and dodgy camera work, I would however be interested in a new tripod
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# The concept was there, but agreed, it definitely could have had more work put into it.
Definitely didn't live up to the hype.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)
# just like anal sex
failed to live up to the hype and smelt like crap
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# You speak from experience?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:33, archived)
# I might be
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# You should have douched yourself beforehand
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# ^this^
without the tripod
obnoxious characters that you couldn't care less about run around in shakeycam as something makes some noise a bit

dull, and irritating at the end when you realise you'll never get that time back
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# Such is the downfall of most horror films.
The characters up for the chop are so unlikeable, you want them to die. Paranormal Activity was fairly different though, in the way that you sort of hope they'll get through their problem... well, for all the time you're awake during the film.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
# it's what ruined attack the block for me
casting N-Dubz as the heroes was just an irritation from start to finish, plus the lack of comeuppance for them made me angry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Fuuuuck... I haven't seen that film, but REALLY?!
Wow... no wonder it didn't do very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)
# well it's not actually them
but it may as well be
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Monsters on the other hand was an absolute masterpiece, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I was about to ask what that film was about, but I knew the answer I'd get.
I think it was on SyFy a month or two ago. Could be mistaken though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:38, archived)
# It's not about monsters
And I'm not being facetious, it's really not.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:39, archived)
# well it is
but more in the way that we are the monsters as much as they are
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Indeed
Like District 9 in that respect.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# with less sci-fi ness and more, christ we really are that shit right now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# *reads plot synopsis* Well I'll be damned.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# and only cost something like $15k to make
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I liked it, but imagine a lot of people will hate it
(if they were hoping for Godzilla)

The start is the end and the tender sex scene made it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:38, archived)
# I did actually enjoy the film
but I agree: Not enough monster, Annoying characters, Improbable video footage (would you really be still filming when under attack from monsters - I think I would drop even an expensive camera and run like fuck), Stupid plot (Big monster destroying buildings, bridges, tanks and even the army can't hold it off yet these people are running towards it to save a girl they don't even know is alive), Impossible Video Camera battery life (I want to know what battery make it is as I would want to power a small village with it)

But apart from that it's a good popcorn movie with some nice effects and leaves you with a "What if" feeling.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# It's a decent weekend/background noise film.
To me, it's like Tron Legacy in the way it's just pretty to look at (I quite liked that film too, but admittedly, the plot was wank). I think this whole first-person perspective film idea died a LONG time ago.
The hell of it is, a few examples of this 'sub-genre' always seem pretty interesting judging by the previews, concept, etc, but always fall flat on their face. Apollo 18 COULD have been good, but was quite disappointing to say the least.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)
# I'm always a bit surprised when people dismiss Tron Legacy's story
I thought the creation turning on god thing was done quite well
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# I quite like tron legacy
it's a lot more grown up than the original and is well executed but really needs to be watched after the original
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I think it could have been so much more clever, what with it being in a computer and all.
Like, what kind of programs are all of the denizens of the Grid? I can assume the club is some sort of media player and Daft Punk are mp3s, or something.

I think the main driving force behind this film is the special effects and soundtrack, which is AMAZING.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I found it all a bit meh!
To see Jeff Bridges struggling to pronounce his lines through his false teeth kind of ruined it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I think Cloverfield was the pinacle of the shaky-cam films, IMHO.
Which is why JJ Abrams and Co. have painted themselves in a corner with a prequel (as they had previously alluded to) as you couldn't possibily do the same stunt again and it would lose it's impact as you would know what was coming. In the original there are little clips (Easter-Eggs) that show a sub-plot of a Japanese Chemical Company who's satelite dish falls to Earth falling into the Atlantic Ocean, and is said to awaken the ancient monster who comes ashore at Cloverfields Manhatten.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Run don't walk to Troll Hunter
Pisses all over Cloverfield with a big smelly Nordic cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)
# I am getting that film the moment I spot it on DVD
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Oh yes I forgot Troll Hunter the new standard of shaky-cam
I love the philosophy of the director too "If you have great monster models used them to the max!" (paraphrasing but that's pretty much what he said)

As soon as I can I'm so going to watch that and own it on DVD
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# I loved it
And I like this pic.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] ribbed for his pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Oof! but at least it's safe sex :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
[challenge entry] It's the weekend, time for a spot of DIY


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(champagnerocker, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Silly champagnerocker
That is a map of the Sahara.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# made in China - they're bound to have got some of the places wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Or Nebraska in February.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Endor Moon Love
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Saturday is moon day!
Isn't moon a wonderful word?
Mooooooooooooooon.

I have no idea what's going on in your pic but it seems suitably hatstand so well done
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:21, archived)
# C3P0 +Ewok
= that weird earring holder (robotic ewok) I thought at least & thanks it is random moon-ness
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Ahha
A seapeawok, I understand. Very good, carry on.

I would like to insert a picture here of a spoon of doom in the womb of a welll-groomed pat boone standign on a loom in his room on the moon, but I've run out of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Yes, moon is good
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:33, archived)
# spume is better
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Put them together and what have you got?
Spoon
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Bibbledeebobbledeeboo?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Too brown
and I don't like the (lack of) font.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# NEVER FORGET
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Moon
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:50, archived)
# What's Moon like anyway? I've heard different things about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# From what I've seen of trailers, screenshots, it looks like it's trying to be 2001 A Space Odyssey.
Is that the case here? If so, good, I love that film. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:26, archived)
# If by that you mean "a science fiction movie with a little more intelligence that your average Hollywood bollocks", then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:56, archived)
# Fantastic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 13:35, archived)
# It is, it's wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
# !
It's a must-watch movie!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Then I shall hunt it down!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# go for it! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# I can't trust the science fiction credentials of any man
who would prefer to be known as Duncan Jones over Zowie Bowie
(champagnerocker, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I really enjoyed it.
Some of it feels derivative but it's still a great movie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha
a good film
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:46, archived)
# it IS a good film
as is candy
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Haha
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 1 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:55, archived)
# :)
I like the gollywogs and stars of David on the map
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:04, archived)
[challenge entry] while we're on a navigational aid theme




(I helped save b3ta! callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:32, archived)
# what happens if you press the CLONE and BEARS buttons at the same time?
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I'd imagine you'd be heading
for something that looked remarkably like Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! callmedonny doesn't want to go down to the woods today, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
# *desperately presses screen*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
# You have reached your destination...
Exit the vehicle and bite the curb.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:36, archived)
# arf!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# so, if you ride with Hitler, are you riding alone?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)
# When you are riding with Hitler, you are riding with two Hitlers.
Well... depends on how many spare seats there are. You could be riding with at least 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# I was wondering if there would be a rift in the space/time continuum
I mean, what if God is already my co-pilot? I think the G man and 'dolf' would be fighting over who is going to ride 'bitch'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:38, archived)
# first post w00

found this on t'internet and giggled
(Bearish has gathered his party before venturing forth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Hello new poster
B3ta is for pictures you've made yourself, not 'things you found on the internet'. It may help you to read the FAQ. Remember for next time!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 9:42, archived)
# Links could be ok
I guess
linky
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:00, archived)
# speaking of hospitals and links...
What do you think of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:18, archived)
# It could be a winner
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:28, archived)
# It would be nice to see some new hypotheses on what it means to be ill
Even explorations of society's conceptualisation of 'a patient', or ponderings on intra-nurse-doctor relationships.

And I'm sure some fascinating new diseases would come out of this. Like facial beard winnets.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:01, archived)
# For the avoidance of doubt
Posting links here is not OK. Your picture might be OK on the links board (/links) but as it's probably the oldest picture on the Internet, I doubt it would be too welcome there either.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Pfftt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:13, archived)
# You see, there are enough sites with 'hey look what I've found on t'internet lol' content already
This board is for reposts of own creations, filtered TOAPS and popular fall fashion jokes only.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:20, archived)
# And flouncing
You forgot the flouncing
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Only on Flouncing Fridays

/edit: I like your username
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Oh fuck yes, I desperately hope someone posts this kind of fall fashion joke soon.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:23, archived)
# How about next week we have a Flounce Friday Fall Fashion Day?
Ning all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Well we've got 6 days to rally the troops.
Or troupes, if you want dancers as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# I know I wouldn't object to a really good flounce brought to us my the means of interpretive dance
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Thank you but I am capable of finding this on the internet myself.
Why don't you make something new?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:22, archived)
# /talk is the proper place for this.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Oh God, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Christ,
Welcome to the internet, buddy. Have you seen Lemonparty and Tubgirl yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Hello new person
/board is for pictures you made yourself, not for posting images you found on t'internet which were then posted on b3ta, prompting a reply of www.b3ta.com/board/10555585

other than that, pull up a kitten etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:40, archived)
# If you believed...



Morning folks!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Oh man!
SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:11, archived)
# *running SPANG from 50 metres*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# flaming spangs from orbit!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:34, archived)
# Oh my
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:27, archived)
# gah
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:41, archived)
# ^ GING!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Tee hee

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] mornin' all
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 9:11, archived)
# i lol'd
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 9:17, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 9:37, archived)
# fantastic!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:57, archived)
# You keep using that word
I do not think it means what you think it means!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 14:17, archived)
# M A G N I F I C O
(Nozenritten Spaniards make it better, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Missed this somehow
but I likes it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# ha! wickedness!
extra clever. :D
(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 12:06, archived)
# Ning b3ta...
Wow what a lot of good stuff has been posted since yesterday afternoon!
Oh well, I am here to stop that now, by wishing George Peppard and Julie Andrews a happy birthday!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Oh and Kitty Fantastico asked for ...
"Richard Harris drunk please".

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Why does George Peppard
have Bobby Davro's mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Because....
...they are both twunts the same person.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Nice work Mr Bloke
Tomorrow, how about Mark Porter? You could do him leaning on something...

No, not really. Please do Richard Hell though.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:02, archived)
# o_O
I don't think I should do Mark, may knock one out for Richard though..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Moaning all
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 8:11, archived)
# *pokes in the eye*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 8:22, archived)
# I like this, because its Paul_P's and its not in a sewer!
NING PP!

Ning real
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 8:36, archived)
# Ning, I'm staying above ground for a couple of weeks after almost dying
and I have an FP
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)
# You nailed that!
Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 8:43, archived)
# yup I got it hammered down
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 8:46, archived)
# You hit the nail right on the head with that one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 9:07, archived)
# That's a shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 9:41, archived)
# What happened?
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:03, archived)
# ning wb
/drunken ning
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 6:41, archived)
# oh hahahha
good one
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 7:18, archived)
# ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 9:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:13, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10555490
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:15, archived)
# ^ this
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:30, archived)
# Eetsa mee!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 6:21, archived)
# mama mia ......... ?????????????`
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 8:10, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:13, archived)
# Whao that's creepy
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:13, archived)
#
i find this creepier
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:14, archived)
# mario's gay cousin?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:15, archived)
# hahaha
Marioooooooeerr
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:23, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:29, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:59, archived)
# it was a cow pissing
and his right eye is its arsehole
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 6:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 7:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 7:45, archived)
# That's gonna smart
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:07, archived)
#
creepy sexy
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Blah blah found this thought I should put it here should win compo blah you didn't resize your image blah never pearoast in a new thread blah I have never had sex with anything that had human DNA blah off topic blah you're all a bunch of benders anyway.

(billiepipersteeth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:04, archived)
# Kindly list the inhuman organisms you have had sex with, so we can run through the usual routine vetting procedures.
Nice Libya gag btw, I'm guessing
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:07, archived)
# Sure...
...I have had sex with a shark attacking a helicoptor, a man bear, Kunt off of Kunt and the gang, some ginger transexual oh and of course, your mum. And all the other repetative shit you internerds workship.
(billiepipersteeth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:09, archived)
# Charmed, I'm sure!
But yep, you're clear.

One thing interests me, though - if you don't like us / this, why are you here? Wouldn't you rather be among people / stuff you actually like?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:19, archived)
# i'm going to go with it's because he's a cunt
and this is how he expresses his love.
i want to see a pic of him expressing some milk
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:28, archived)
# NOT ANOTHER
MILK ARGUMENT
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:30, archived)
# i shouldn't have laughed at that
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:37, archived)
# no, you really shouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:40, archived)
# Pedro,
we need to know the thought-process that led you to that clip.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:00, archived)
# In response....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdYlmamudFo
(I helped save b3ta! man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 12:01, archived)
# because it's a troll dude
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:36, archived)
# i'm thinking LS18?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:41, archived)
# maybe
returned to take b3ta down once and for all
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:45, archived)
# well, it's someone that used to be a gayshifter and had a comedy account
i don't know anyone else that fits the bill
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:47, archived)
# Well I hope I'm around to witness the next flounce.
I missed the LS18 one a few weeks ago, and he sodding deleted it all.
Most unsporting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:49, archived)
# it was pretty epic
shame he hasn't gotten over it and just come back.
i doubt anyone'd give him shit if he did. am i wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:59, archived)
# Well, embarrassment is a tricky, sensitive thing.
I'm purply ashamed of some of the crap I've posted on this board, but then again, I'm usually at least half-pissed when I log on anyway.
So any old crap.
I'm too old to really give that much of a toss what strangers think, and (I hope) my manners are good enough to allow me to hang around here and enjoy the stuff the talented people do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:06, archived)
# hahah, classic
i remember when i fist joined b3ta i didn't react well to flaming and such, it's not really an excuse, but i was even pretty new to the modern web and this was the first forum i ever joined (still the only one of this kind i use) after a long hiatus. so these days i try not to let another person sitting behind a screen typing make me do a flounce.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:10, archived)
# a response to my first ever post nearly made me flounce
i'll see if i can find it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:12, archived)
# YOU BETTER FIND IT YOU FUCKING CUNT
*flounces*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:16, archived)
# ah, i did find it
i can't remember if i stewed and decided not to respond, or if i did then deleted the post.
basically someone asked if it was half term. cunt
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 6:01, archived)
# most of the stuff i post on here is crap,
but i do what i like and/or what i think others may find funny.
i try to be polite, usually. but i'm just hiding the fact that i'm an 'orrible cunt.
i yet to have a massive flounce on here and i doubt i will as nothing should bother me that much on a message board. ignorance and stupidity does fuck me off though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:12, archived)
# I've noticed you say "blah" a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:28, archived)
# all sorts of jiggafuck be going on up in this wankfuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:35, archived)
# Needs more ass meat
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 6:23, archived)
# Mavericks who don't play by anyone's rules are cool in films and shit in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 1 Oct 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea what any of you are talking about.
(billiepipersteeth, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:26, archived)
# Let's face it.
lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:34, archived)
# So happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:50, archived)
# Oh god no
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:28, archived)
# you don't like my shoes, do you :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:34, archived)
# I like them better when they're closer together.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:50, archived)
# FUCK SHREDS
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:42, archived)
# top shoppage!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:01, archived)
# i was once banned for using a hacked copy of cs4
TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:04, archived)
# he's always watching!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 5:13, archived)
# WRONG
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:45, archived)
# We are amused.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:52, archived)
# Oh my.
That's all sorts of wrong.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 7:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:11, archived)
# Those were the carefree days...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:14, archived)
# When did you cross over to the dark side, mof?
(Also: if I ask you about fall fashions, will that afford me an opportunity to repost the horrible pic of The Fall I posted earlier?)
So, what about these fall fashions, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:15, archived)
# This is the type of fall fashions question I like.
Seriously though, now that the fall fashions compo is over and RATTLEHEAD has won, perhaps it's time for a break from even the most popular types of fall fashions jokes.
What's that about the dark side? I'm not sure what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:20, archived)
# You used a bollocks meme.
Repent, or I'll be mildly cross with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:30, archived)
# Hahaha
sorry to disappoint you Trampy, but I was there at the beginning and I'll be there at the end.

Seriously, have you never seen me post a freebase pic before? I've got more than 30 of them on my main image server, load of others scattered around.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:34, archived)
# I feel sad about this. Like when one realises Father Christmas doesn't exist, but if he did, he'd be unkind to children.
(Clearly, i've been in a state of denial for quite some time)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:37, archived)
# Haha
don't be too upset. It's just a bit of fun, and it doesn't negate anything I've done that you've enjoyed, does it?
And I'm not definitively claiming that I exist, but if I did, I certainly wouldn't be cruel to children.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:46, archived)
# Hey, I enjoyed the stuff you dun that I enjoyed.
It was enjoyable.

I suppose the important thing is to...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fbHOAbOcNI
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:30, archived)
# SPOILERS!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:01, archived)
# SHIT! SHIT! OH, BOLLOCKS, QUICK! HIDE THE KIDS!
...phew. I think we got away with it for another year.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:05, archived)
# I hear a Picasso CDC is worth millions.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:09, archived)
# Whereas a cowcat CDC is worth a paltry $640,000. OK for most of us.
Pity they're so rare, or we could all be rolling in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:25, archived)
# fuck!
www.b3ta.com/~freebase
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:16, archived)
# Why that dirty lurker...not sharing his
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:18, archived)
# He watches over us silently
magnanimously bestowing his FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:21, archived)
# Really, what's happened to you?
Have you had a stroke or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:34, archived)
# dude how have you not noticed mofaha post freebase pics until now?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 3:59, archived)
# Probably the extremely heavy doses of antidepressants.
I've had a brief GAZ exchange with mof, and we're cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:21, archived)
# this'll cheer you up no end
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:39, archived)
# FUCK
CAPS
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 4:57, archived)

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