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i am watching the Green Lantern.

Doesn't the bad guy doctor look like he has a touch of Down's?????

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)

imma let this slide, because you can beat up over twice as many five year olds as I can

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)

it's my mad jiu jitsu skills

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)

*respects dat*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)

i imagine you look like you have a touch of down's too

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)

^this

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:55, archived)

I must concur

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:57, archived)

How do you have a touch of Down's?

It's an extra chromosome. Either you've got it or you don't.
He might as well have said "a bit paraplegic."

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 2:13, archived)

i stubbed my toe

i was temporarily and mildy paraplegic

no. you're right...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 2:17, archived)

just get them good and drunk and touch away

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 2:18, archived)

like when your legs go dead from sitting funny?

ah, just re read your post, yeah, you're right. maybe he's just a bit of a mong ;)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 2:50, archived)

i just had that happen

the dead-legs -- not downs

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 3:08, archived)

i went through a period a few years back when I would wake up almost every night with a completely dead arm

it was horrible having to use my other arm to lift and move it around

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 3:31, archived)

ahh, horrible memoriies

when I was in my late teens; I got so drunk and passed out (in bed thank goodness). When I woke up, I had been on my arm for so long -- I believed I had somehow permanently killed my arm. :D :D

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 3:34, archived)

yeah, too dead to do the pretend wank thing

sucks!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 4:50, archived)

the severity of symptoms is variable

it's not always an extra chromosome, sometimes it's only bits of chromosome 21, rather than the whole thing

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finnbar has officially retired, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 7:11, archived)

interesting, thank you

this has also given me an idea
*books ticket for hull*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 7:28, archived)

mmm a bit maybe

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RedStar returneth, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:59, archived)

why am i looking at a picture of yo...

why am i not looking at a picture?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 2:20, archived)

POOF

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 2:49, archived)

Fuck!

I just clicked on /talk. How do I get out?

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An Egg ,D, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 2:57, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 3:14, archived)

touch of downs sounds like a toilet paper for spaz'z

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d d, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 7:15, archived)

or a weapon from worms - armageddon®

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:15, archived)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 8:44, archived)

slow board is slow

Click for bigger (179 kb)

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)

mmm...

...hairy spider tits.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)

that's a shit cat

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)

He looks so happy

(Has he been playing with his flies again?)

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An Egg ,D, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

also WOO!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

I agree, Here have a cute nun scratching her flange.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

Second to none

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An Egg ,D, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 3:07, archived)

Cute?

Not cute with a big lump of a mole on her boat race!

(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 6:11, archived)

Hellooooooo

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:43, archived)

good evening. is this the spider (silk) thread?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 2:09, archived)

Haha. He's so excited.

Woo!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 2:16, archived)

i guess so.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 3:32, archived)

yellow horse with a stretched neck covered in poo

sooperdooper

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sooperdave, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)

Why does that dolphin have 4 legs and a long neck?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:23, archived)

i quite clearly said it was a horse.

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sooperdave, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)

And I ignored that, because it's quite clearly a dolphin.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)

It has 5 legs

one is hidden from view.

(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)

~~from view~~ in you

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:27, archived)

Explains the piles.

(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)

They only rape blowholes.

Only nasal abuse for dolphins.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)

they call it 'hoofing'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:38, archived)

Don't be silly, dolphins don't speak.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:40, archived)

They prefer battering you with their 5 foot cocks.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)

Nice

(Ghostboy the goggles do nothing, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)

I wish I was that satisfied with horses

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)

charming critter

GJM

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)

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sooperdave, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)

Now see, that's clearly not a dolphin.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)

Does it taste just like raisins?

(User #86772, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)

*Something about lemonade*

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)

because he's working class?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)

get that bitch a ladder

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)

Hey what's with the weird dolphin?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 1:02, archived)

HAHAHA!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 3:15, archived)

The Shit Adventures Of Danny Dryer

Click for bigger (58 kb)

My first contrib. to board- be gentle lol

(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:16, archived)

haha, he's an idiot

hello

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4Q just lurking, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)

yeah

just wasted some of my life watching freerunner.

massive turdage.

(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)

DANNY F**K*N DRYER

lmao

(CoruZ, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:25, archived)

This counts as an acceptable entry to the Film Merchandise compo

(User #86772, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:40, archived)

Ah ok

Do I submit it again?

(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)

No worries

I edited the post :D

Cheers!

(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)

No, click Edit underneath the post

Select the second entry from the drop down menu and click "save changes"

(User #86772, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)

Done

And done, Thankingyou :)

(K-Lyd Square balls with cubic hair, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)

made me do a lol

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 2:11, archived)

and another one... feeling inspired tonight : ) ...

(Dent, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)

i fucking hate pigeons

having someone put birdseed in your hair in trafalgar square as a joke will do that to you.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:40, archived)

Oh god... how old were you? Could traumatize you forever ...

(Dent, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)

i was 9

and blind, having patches on both eyes. moorfields hospital FTMFW

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)

and it was my dad

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)

Fuckity fuck

Moorfields FTW by the way.

But the Dad thing, I sense a theme.

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

he's a cunt

but after meeting who he was brought up by, i no longer blame him for the way he turned out.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

Your dad, meet my mum.

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

pffff

there was a programme about moorfields a few years ago. they interviewed mr. collins, my surgeon. there was a picture of thunderbird 2 on the wall behind his desk that i drew when i was a child. i was ridiculously happy to see it :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)

Aww, bless.

This makes one realise how they do actually care about what they do, and are not just golf-playing freemasonry.

(although my current surgeon charges £700 an hour just for a consultation, and I'm not kidding but work are paying).

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)

i know he remembered me

i had a condition that had never been seen before. the nerves in my face were twisted, so that when my mouth opened and closed, so did my left eye. he was the only person willing to give surgery a try. i'm eternally grateful that he did.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)

Like a tiny tears doll?

Lay you down and you go right to sleep? (thank heavens I manged to bring it back to b3ta-levels.)

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)

not quite

i can't close my eyes, but i can do a fantastic zombie impression :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)

Can't close your eyes?

Don't eat potatoes?

Why, Ms Monkey, thee be a shark.

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)

i fucking LOVE sharks

i've even got a fossilised megalodon tooth

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)

I bet you were brilliant at

bellringing though.
(Apples if a bit too far)

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)

hahahahaha!

camponology has never been my strong suit ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)

Not what I heard.

Something about going like the clappers

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)

Agree with you ref the pigeon/pony stuff though.

I see some dads on yubin framed scaring the shit out of their kids. Never mind the 250 quid, lock 'em in a snake pit and see how they like it.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)

i'd do that

but i don't want to scare the snakes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)

Well nice chattin,

off to bo boze now.
nn

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)

g'night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)

how do you know it was the pigeons

It might have been tramps

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

hahahaha!

that's a very good point!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)

Replace birdseed with pony nuts

And you can see why I don't like horses

(and no, the answer from the audience isn't "I FUCKING LOVE HORSES".)

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)

ooo, nasty!

my mate fed a horse and had to have 2 fingers sewn up

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)

I'd be upset too

if someone castrated a horse and put them in my hair.

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

I can still feel the dribbling leakage from the vesicles.

Stainage may have occurred.

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)

so...

Pigeons
Clowns
Dolls
Tomatoes
Celery

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)

i like celery

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)

cucumbers?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

i like those, too

if you dip them in sugar, they taste like watermelon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)

Best of all the vegetables?

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)

nah

potato is the best of all the vegetables, but that may just be because i can't eat them and i miss chips :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

So you don't like Daddy or chips?

(Although, obviously you would like chips if you could)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)

i love chips

i just can't eat them. daddy is fine now that we've come to understand one another

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)

I knows that :)

I was just making a silly joke

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)

time i went to bed, i think.
g'night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:50, archived)

Sounds like a plan

G'noit

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:05, archived)

sobriety

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4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)

hell, yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)

haha

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)

tin hat time

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)

It's not a good Hitchcock movie without a fall!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)

i'm getting randall and hopkirk deceased flashbacks here

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)

needs more spinning for that

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

true

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)

did you ever watch the bird on a wire short cartoons?

they were fucking brilliant!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

don't remember those

any links?

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)

nope

running on zero add-ons just to keep this piece of shit computer going. they were on paramount comedy, though. the amnesiac druid and renton the amazing flying octopus are the best ones.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)

By Leonard Crow-hen?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)

excellent

and happy candles

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4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)

Anti pigeon formula?

I've seen a pigeon pecking at a pile of steaming tramp shit, what DON'T they like?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)

Wrung necks?

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)

Existentialism

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)

^this

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)

oompa loompa doopity dooo

if you eat these you breath stinks of poo

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-dee,

Not only that...it will smell of pee.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)

what you do behind closed doors is your business, atomic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

I will destroy this world...you just watch! o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)

that's MY job!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)

I wonder if they come in garlic flavor.

Mmm. yuck.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

The tube...

Every night in my nightmares I see that tube....

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)

Oh shit!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)

naaastyyy... :)

(Dent, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)

Yummy

Custard Cloths

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)

Great for eye sockets!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

These Disney remakes are a bit political

Click for bigger (108 kb)

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)

Yes, "Beautiful Witch" is exactly the description I would use.

On a more serious note, Kenneth Clarke "the best Prime Minister we never had" was never truer than today.

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)

i'm glad he was never PM, the fat tory cunt

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)

More liberal than that nice Mr Blair.

And I mean that in the best possible meaning of the word liberal. Pro-Europe and reduced the tax on beer and whisky.

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

Why, what happened today?

I agree, btw, he'd have made a far better PM than blair.
Jazz on the NHS...

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4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)

He done a laugh at the Home Secretary.

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

Jazz ?

Nice !

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)

Durex

(Testicles just for you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)

:) kitten/skateboard

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)

haha...

I did think, surely someone on B3ta must have bindun this.

(Testicles just for you, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

Samcam?

or her off Doc Martin?

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)

I'm not allowed to watch ITV

So I'll go with my neighbour SamCam

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)

Don't forget to breathe. Very Important...

(addy_c, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)

>.<

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)

ooof!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)

I see no better time than now in which to inflict this upon you all.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)

*Badges may stink

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)

Warning, some badges may contain stinking something or other.

and mustaches

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)

I just made this for Jessica...

(Valefar So what?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)

Q: WHAT DO REDNECKS DO ON HALLOWEEN?

A: PUMPKIN

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)

Pffft

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:30, archived)

it's nice that they've started to restrict it to special occasions

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)

What do domestic abusing squirrels do?

Nutkin

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)

what do jewish cannibals eat?

Friedkin

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

What does Luke Skywalker call his relatives who are also jedis?

Force-kin

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)

oof!

can everything have star wars shoehorned into it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)

Unfortunately yes. Even foreskins.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)

we can joke about this without wincing.

this is why females are superior.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

Friedkin?

Schmiedkin!

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)

Oh hang on

I see what you did there. You made the old English-mis-pronunciation-of-Yiddish mistake. You want Freidkin (rhymes with fry'd'kin).

/jewish blog

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

only jewish person i knew as a kid

had the surname friedkin. he pronounced it freedkin.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

Well, he pronounced it correctly.

Pronounce it after the second vowel;

Fried = "Freed"
Freid = "Fryed"

I'm going to change my username to Confused Jewish, (and back to Ghoti Fingers on Fridays).

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)

as it was his name, i'd assume he would

be proud of your heritage, unless your family are all cunts

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

But

You're obviously more sober than me so I won't go into anglicisat... snore

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

you'd be surprised

just finishing my second glass of wine.
also, i'm an atheist whose ancestor was responsible for sinking the titanic.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

you're part iceberg?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)

heheheh

no, captain smith was my great great uncle or somesuch

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)

I am (probably) descended from this guy:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Foster,_1st_Baron_Oriel

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)

0_0

pity the title isn't still extant

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)

Yes, it might be fun to be baroness

All I know though is that my great-grandmother was of a family of Irish aristocrats with the name Foster, which basically means that family.

My grandmother was also blacklisted from Spain apparently.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)

sounds very interesting

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

Hang on.

Wasn't your joke a play on the words Fried and Kin? Or have I just wasted the last 10 minutes of listening to "The World Tonight"?

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

yes it was

i was playing on the visual pun, not the oral.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)

arf!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)

trixer treets

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)

you made her pumpkin eat radioactive apricots?

that's just mean

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)

Nicely

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)

why can i never get my pumpkins to cut tidily?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)

need more scalpel

I think this pumpkin's tatty shopped though, however I maybe wrong.

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arrangedletters, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)

I think photoshopped as well the inner layer is too even

if the inside had been scooped out it wouldn't be so even also there is no texture on the inner flesh and there is no lid. But nonetheless a very good effort

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)

It's completely shopped...

I made this as a digital painting for her, but I WILL try to carve one just like it.

(Valefar So what?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)

You have some good skills especially the glow is very realistic

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

Thanks.

I admire your work, too.

(Valefar So what?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)

agreed

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arrangedletters, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

Just because *you* can't carve.

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

It's all true :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)

because you use your teeth

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)

They struggle to hold scissors?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)

nng

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)

oh gourd

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)

i'm not a fan of that face

but it's nicely done

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)

teh great pumpkin

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)

I dislike that face and what it stands for,

however that's a bloody great painting.
I thought it was real until I saw the tongue.
Shit that looks great on my cheapo monitor, well done Monsieur.

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Shlvng, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)

what is that face

and what does it stand for?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)

it stands for about a week

then it rots and goes mushy, before falling over.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)

It's a /b/tard thing.

AKA :awesome:

Although it originated on SA, it has become a badge of 4Chan's /b/ board.

edit: have a look at this - knowyourmeme.com/memes/awesome-face-epic-smiley#.Tot56snNltM

or GI :awesome:

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Shlvng, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

oh ok

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)

So it stands for approval.

Got it.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)

bin a while...

Click for bigger (191 kb)

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TheVillage Idiot Kiss me, Fatty!!!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)

her "turn your enemies into shrek" spell seems to have backfired

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)

This is the best I can do for now guv

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)

Whoa - ive got to start work in a bit

i seem to have completely skipped sleep!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)

lay off the coke

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

fuck!!!!!!!!...have the clocks gone back?

*expects Wobbley any minute*

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)

CAEK!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)

^ CANDLES!

* Nobody expects the Wobbly Inquisition.

_CAKE

(

Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)

woo

most excellent cayke evah :)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)

Happy Bidet!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)

thanks....

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)

You're on fucking fire

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)

a leetle candle in ze vind

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)

Happy dynamite day!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)

danke :)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

Happy candleday Dubya! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)

much appreciated ...ta! :)

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)

BOOM

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arrangedletters, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)

hahaha

you know you've made it to b3ta when people rip on your schtick

to tj, NEW STORY OUT FOR FREE. GO AND DOWNLOAD IT. or don't. it's your choice. this is one of the silliest and absurdly semi-colon heavy things ever.

go and join the mighty TWENTY PEOPLE who have so far downloaded this slice of literary joy. GO ON.

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boris the spider, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

I like bats

I shall give your little opus a try

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

It's only a baby opus

4 or 5 pages or so

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boris the spider, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)

Dunno what the fuss is about; I can't see any cats.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

He's behind you!

Panto starts earlier every year...

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)

He's behind you!

Excellent as usual, Sundae

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)

I note that Sundae

has finally bowed to the pressure and included a pussy in her excellent drawings of ladies.
Can't decide if that's a sad or happy thing.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)

Silly Sundae...

If you look realy close you can see her pussy

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

You always claim to see pubes anyway, so whats the difference? :)

TJ; if anyone is clever at sorting out computer game problems and wants to show off how good they are at it, please get in touch.

Edit i know some of you lurkers are quiet geniuses.
Edit 2: that sounds like some sort of crazy job offer. It isn't; I'm a thicko having probs.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)

You might try typing into google search "walkthrough" and the games name and (pc or xbox or playstation as reqd)

It works for all my FPS games when I'm stuck

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

It isn't so much that

I'm trying to run an old game on a newer PC. It won't have it, despite a patch that is supposed to work. I'm sure it's me doing something wrong.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)

If the game runs in an older version of windows than on your pc

Then try a right click on the games desktop icon, left click properties, left click compatability tab , and change compatability mode

/sometimes works

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)

Not in this case.

I am supposed to click the properties and run it as an administrator; but it won't give me that option. :(

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

Got a bad case of the balrogs?

(Machinecurse, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)

hahahaha

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

YOU SHALL NOT PASS SOLIDS!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)

hahaha

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)

I can't find the one I did anywhere, why can't I name things logically

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

because you're not logical?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)

Think of the poor kittehs!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)

That's tomorrow's Mac cartoon sorted.

(User #86772, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)

plan A

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)

Happy candles old timer!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)

CHEERS :D

heard from Valin lately?....just hope he's bearing up OK

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)

I was wondering the same.

I think Uncle Death scared him away.

Come back Valin! It's safe now (sort of)!
edit*I just sent him some Pink Floyd Lyrics,
...his brain should kick in any minute now.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)

I hope he's ok and kicking the ass of that cancer

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

^this

it wouldn't be the same around here without his special brand of weirdness

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)

Indeed

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

last post 4 weeks ago.
I asked him what was ailing him, but in his usual cryptic way, he wouldn't say.
I do hope he's ok.

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RedHouse over yonder, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 4:23, archived)

Happy candles mateypoos!!

I nearly missed it :( Cayke!!!!

:D

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Ninj, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)

cheers squire :D

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)

if cats had hooks

they could open catfood tins themselves, rendering us obsolete AND THE CATS WOULD KILL US AND FEAST ON OUR FLESH!!!!!!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)

Whereas if they had hands they would just stand around all day pleasuring themselves.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)

Wouldn't we all?

er... hold on...

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)

that's what they want you to think

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

Isn't that what they do anyway, with their tongues?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

lucky bastards

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

\o/

'wants'

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)

Theresa May cited historical evidence...

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)

That is a funny looking cat. What breed is it?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)

I wooden know

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)

Maybe it's cativo?

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

It's not a Perjan cat

as this seamless demonstration will... er... demonstrate:

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

Ha ha!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)

De-ris on how cunty Mattel and co are

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)

i'm waiting for the snow leopard bikini version

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)

oh hai catni-...wha?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)

I think it's on its period.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)

oops... send it to greenpace

and check this out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Txa-XcrVpvQ

(bovine intervention, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)

haha! superb

(

HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

Sorry

But I had to get it out of my head...

Shirley Bindun anyway?

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

I'm really confused by this

Looking at the camouflage patterns it looks like you've pootled the extra E using the "H" of who, rather than go for the easy option of copying one of the existing Es. Given that you've taken the time to pootle rather than just copy-paste, you could also surely have 'shopped a bit more of the image, like the smaller text, or at least turned the camouflaged goat shape into a camouflaged goatse. What I'm saying is, I think you have the ability to do better than this.

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)

I think

You think too much

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)

Akshully,

'pootled' the left part of the 'H', and bits of the other 'E's, to make it not look like such an obvious copy and paste. It's just a quick'n'dirty really, given that I've had to do some real work this evening. I bought the book at the weekend on the cheap, and every time I look at the cover, this is what I see...

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man/child/goblin should be old enough to know better by now, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)

Not shopped.

Ignore number 2...

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

New Apple iPhone and iPad

run on the same chip

(

Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)

wow! it's like apple have single handedly invented a processing chip with a digital radio on it!

Well done apple

on inventing this

completely new thing

completely new

thing

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)

but.. it's... sooooo..... SHINY !!

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)

Two in the pink...

Also good for removing Klingons

(addy_c, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)

uhura looks pleased about it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)

She loves it, the minx.

the minx.

(

The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)

haha

nicely

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)

that isn't a mind-meld?

that bloke at the bus stop lied to me!
i bet he wasn't even a vulcan!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

SPACKER LOL

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)

I'm hoping for a job with the Daily Mail off the back of this.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)

*squints*

ah, no, it's not a zip.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)

I did consider a variety of exits but went for the classic "van doors".

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)

if it farts, it'll blow them off

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)

Ba-dum, TISH!

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)

Theresa May's photo shop cats

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)

cat fleas travelling in style

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)

candle!

would you like me to blow on it for you?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)

certainly

motto:(never turn down a blow job) :)

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)

pfff

my motto is, and always has been, FUCK IT!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)

Back 'er up

**makes lorry reversing sounds**

Left hand down a bit.

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Ghoti Fingers, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)

happy candles

i nabbed the gif (the elvis part), so don't go feeling all special and shit

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

haha...cheers Rory :D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

hahahhaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

happy candlez :D

(

claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)

MERCI....technically my first candle

....missed the other two :)

(

Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)

FUCK YOU CANDLE BOY

Happy b3taday :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)

WAHEY

thanks :D

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Elvis impersonator, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)

That's one helluva litter tray

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)

Saltburn on Sea

since you mention it. Remarkably pleasant and Giant Terror Cat-free when we were there.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

So is Theresa, I imagine.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)

She's probably on the payroll already

whispering her more deranged imaginings into a Dictaphone as she sleeps to create editorial.

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Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)

this is what happens when political correctness goes mad!

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)

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