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# newsletter 499!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# about bloody time :D
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Oh, so I missed the subject line thread =)
www.b3ta.com/links/688532

EDIT Haha, but I see it was suggested
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# thanks Rob!!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# *pouts*flounces*
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# we expect some norks for the 500th
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# We want rabbits with tits
now if only someone could draw them ...
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# OH FUCK!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# oooh, next week is #500, doing anything special?

*edit - cheers for squeezing me in and the nice words :)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Hooray!
Cheers Rob.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# how can you've not seen bullsye?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Woo! :D
Cheers Rob!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Just trying something out.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# woo
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# acidlovedoll
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# nice!
what is it? i mean what did you do to get the effect?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Picture of a face (see above)
Thresholded & watercoloured.

Second layer made of paint splatters. Use thresholded face as a mask.

Then just used the hue slider to make different frames for the animation.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Claw jobs. Totally under-rated.


Click for bigger (198 kb)


Whats a fetish for dinosaurs called?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# saurophilia
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Dinos with tits
whhere's Jamnog?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Yes, this ones arms are definitely long enoug
I wonder if there's a market for tailjobs?

And some of those armoured dinosaurs with the big spikey flails on the ends of their tails could do well in the S&M market.

(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# anyone got a newsletter subject line for the newsletter?
I'll thank you
if you make it woo
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# waaaay ahead of you ;o)
EDIT Also - has someone remembered to feed the server hamster this week?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Apple announce job losses
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# If a Job's worth doing...
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# More flounce per ounce!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# i fucking love that tune
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# that's actually fucking brilliant
*clicks*
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# no it's not!
*flounces*
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# *loads terminal iFlounce app*
*out-flounces everyone*
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
# YOU CUNT
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# *draws bukkake nun*
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# ERROR: iTombs install required for afterlife
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# something about hentai etc
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# massive magenta CDC rape scenes
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# I agree with this
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Sent from my iphone.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# It's just a load of random internet crap
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Apple a day health claims proven untrue
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# This one
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# surely it's proved true
he left Apple and dieded
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Has anyone read Stephen Fry's blog entry on Jobs' passing?
Utterly sycophantic wank-in laden with spite for anyone who doesn't kneel down and worship Jobs' jobbies on a daily basis.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Watched a boring porno tuther night, just a man sat masterbating...
...then I realised I hadn't turned the telly on...
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
# you get random men wanking at your window as well ?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# I NEVER FORGIVE MICHAEL ELLIS - IS FORGIVEN
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Full apology on Deviantarts
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# she's mental
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
# it looks like a culture clash
when west meets east and takes the piss
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:17, archived)
# After that last tentacle-cock-rape thing didn't get a NSFW clampdown
I've finally gone for an ignore. Furries I can cope with. Batshit-mental kiddie-porn tentacle-rape furries are probably a bit much even for b3ta.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
# b3ta, we like our rape to be consentual
and our cocks badly drawn ;)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# it's not a culture clash, she doesn't give a fuck
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
#
Moggy: Cultural Learnings of B3ta for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Japan
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
#
b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.
b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.
b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.b3ta people are Bad people.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# lies!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# Rob's battle with cancer ended suddenly with a score of 2 - 1
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# welcome massive influx of immigrants from deviant art
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Plz do not misunderstanding us
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
#

(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# may I enquire
what context this crudely written sign has been ripped from?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
# I made it as part of my pic below
and have randomly decided to post it everywhere.

And it says Jobs.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# well that's that cleared up
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# sweet dreams are made of piss, who am I to do a wee
sang incontinent Annie Lennox
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# THE CAT IN THE HAT IS A FORRIN - RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# bank funded immigrant cats kill Steve Jobs
we've got the pictures inside!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Go Pussy!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
# b3ta - doing its part for international diplomacy.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Picketing the internet since 2001
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
# no life flashing before Jobs eyes, he doesn't support it
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
# JOBS NOT EVEN COLD - ALREADY REVOLVING IN COFFIN AT U2 GOBSHITE PLAUDITRY
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Well jobs did die on the toilet with an impacted bowel
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
# A jobbie did for Jobs?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Steve Jobs Cuts Finger Over Death Accusations
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Not widely read in Japan
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Does job loss lead to apple crumble?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# This horse can't speak, because it's dead.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Repackaging the same shit in new plastic and selling it again to you for twice the price
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:26, archived)
# What happens in Deviantart, stays in Deviantart
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Sadly, recent evidence would suggest this not to be the case.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Bill Gates is Dead
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:29, archived)
# MY TITS ARE ON FIRE
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Burglars go on strike after cuts announced
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Sponsored by Rooney's Turf Accountants
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# 'Coz Porn is for Puffs
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# hahahaha you like tits
ur all ghay :P
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Pumping 75 billion quid into looking after cats.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Following Steves funeral and burial at sea, bob-a-job week starts early
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# How about
CUNT!11!!eleventyone!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)
# just messing about
and as usual, the idea was better in my head
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# easy tigor
it's still daytime
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# that's why i spent ages on the background
can't you tell?

btw, it's the middle of the night, just look out your window
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# it's october in england
of course it's dark the sun just hasn't come up today
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# exactly!
if the sun's not in the sky, it must be nightime
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# it's up there
just loosing it's battle with the british weather
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# B&
nice one
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Yiff yiff Grrrr
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# hahahha
wood
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# contestant number 3, would you like come and meet dave from hartlepoole
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Let the dino see the sores
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# OOO, spang and blarg!
c-c-c-c-c-combo!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# hooray for cartoons in red windows!

(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Fuck yeah
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# lol just beat me to it
What about claw jobs though?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# not enough leverage in those little arms
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# True guess it depends on the type of dinosaur. A Velosaur raptor in my professional opinion would be able to give a quite a good claw job.
from experience (dig-sites)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Skin like weathered leather.
howdoiknowthat?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Should we kick off the Newsletter subject line compo?
In the hope that that, combined with a shoddily-produced image of Rob with the face of a dinosaur wearing red lipstick, will drag him back from wherever he is to get the damn thing posted?

EDIT Ah. He's here. Must have worked :o)

(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Fucking Internet Dinosaur Cunts!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# he's nee looker, like...
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# BOB A JOBs WEEK CANCELLED
Oh are we not doing that then? Wake up Rob, the Magic Donkey's left the chip-pan on!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# so no one is watching us
we could rise up and throw off the shackles of the ginger fuhrer.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# HE'S HERE! The thought police are onto us!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Big brother is watching.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# NEWSLETTER LATE DUE TO IMMIGRANT CAT
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Latest Jobs vacancies at Apple
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# hugh fearnley-whittingstall?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# completly unrelated pic (i just drew for you)


i just animated this guy trimming a bush and doing different shapes (eiffel tower...). anyone got some suggestion for bush shapes besides a giant cock?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Have you drawn the cock already?
You should really have posted that.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# well i just did a T-Rex which looks pretty slick
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
#
eh?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Where's moi feckin newsletter?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] strewth... I think if dinosaurs were still around today... they'd all be cunts
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha
fucking dinosaur cunts
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
these are excellent!

The first one is my fave
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# hahah
nice one, mine too to be honest... the simplest and easiest ones are always the best! I just wish the government would get up off their arses and sort it out.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Are they related to Fucking shitty Magnets?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Fucking shitty business magnets


How do they work?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:47, archived)
# shit magnets?
Magnets for shit? like flies?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# flies with metal feet
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# or maybe steel toecapped boots
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# 2p's don't stick to magnets
so i've heard
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# After a quick test of the change in my pocket
4 of the 2ps stuck and 5 didn't
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# bollocks
i claim shenanigans
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# true faxs
I wonder if I have a few dodgy 2ps?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:09, archived)
#
Pre-1992 they were made of bronze (non-magnetic). Now they are copper-plated steel.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Solved :D
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:20, archived)
# well thank fuck for that
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Protest
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Is the board broken, or is it just the Long Dark Friday Afternoon Of The Soul?
Also - just got it - tenuous visual joke is tenuous ;o)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# it's a long dark friday
Fuck it I'm heading back under here this weekend

(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# is that better?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Friday is a waiting game
at the best of times. These are far from the best of times. Is it wine o'clock yet?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# I don't knwo about that
but it's five minutes until beer o clock!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# That'll do nicely
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Tada!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Grim reaper hugging Gordon Sumner?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# ha!
Just got it.
(I think)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Needs a question mark above his head.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Or Sumner needs to be transparent, or, indeed, implied.
With a question mark as well.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Also, he needs to be dead.
For real.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Death, where is thy sting?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# ^ He's just up there
Look.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Sting, where is thy death
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# He's up there ^
Look.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Sting died?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# RIP 4EVA THE TWAT OF OUR HARTS
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:58, archived)
# He'll be watching you
never forgiving
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Or climaxing
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# NEVER!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
[challenge entry] They would have wooly coats to protect them from Global "Warming"


Hello b3tans. I see nothing's changed in the last 2½ years.

(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# tasty!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Nice
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:37, archived)
# But they didn't think of that the first time round did they?
I terrifying prospect though, snarly sheep
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:39, archived)
# chops with choppers
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Sometimes evolution just isn't quick enough.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:17, archived)
# OH HAI DEATH
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Needs more clumsy Steve Jobs analogy...
by which I mean top work. And great posture on the part of the Grim Reaper.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I imagine Deaths 'Things To Do' list for that day just said
'Jobs.'
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Humm blocked - category - pr0n.
'scuse me while I do a bit of browser cleansing.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Sorry...it was this:
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Ah right - cool.
Whonder why it flagged as Art Pamphletry?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
# the word Zoso means sweet feltchy feltchy pusspuss
in Magyar
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Very nice
This post now means I have a compination of time is running out by muse and atomic by Blondie stuck in my head :)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:23, archived)
# i have this stuck in my head
because im listening to it on repeat
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzeAkQQxbEo

Not my usual listening material, but it brings back fond memories of a most excellent film
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:27, archived)
# I just have the nutmeat polka going through my head
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# I re-watched that a couple of weeks ago
I think it is the best interpretation of how time travel would work in popular culture
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:36, archived)
# i still cant decide which i prefer
waynes world, or bill & ted.

waynes world is more witty and well-observed, whereas bill & ted is just silly, full of great lines and characters and hugely enjoyable.

Hmm - probably bill & ted
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Here's a hint:
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:47, archived)
# I like both
I don't feel any need to pit them against each other.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:48, archived)
# You poor bastard.
Though 'Atomic' is rather good.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# nice deaths, Tommy!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)
# That is wonderful
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Yes, this is nice.
Now, where in God's great name is the FUCKING newsletter?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# You should start a thread asking for subject line ideas
just to nudge things along
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# "I'm on the hunty / For a subject-line that's cunty"
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Superbly sir!!
*Click*

:D
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# i love uncle death
are you working on an epic pic (not saying yous usually aren't) for halloween?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# No...I made 6 Halloween cards with different characters already.
You'll be seeing them soon enough. Uncle Death is a year round thing. Maybe I should do a nice Death Christmas. *Glee!*
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:37, archived)
# good shit man
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# BOOM
love it as always
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:43, archived)
# Superb
You're b3ta's Rick Griffin
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Now that's Oldschool!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
[challenge entry] If Dinosaus were still alivve then pest control would be a more hazardous occupation
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha
nice pic lol very well done
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# Thank you
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# This has a wonderful survival horror feel about it.
WYH
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# If you like the survival horror feel you may also like this:
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Jinkies, that's scoobtastic
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Velma's boobs FTW!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Boobs are always the most fun part to draw :)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Scooby Doo
and the T-Virus!

Edit: Velma pic of my own.

(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Hehehe
She loves it really
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:02, archived)
# That face was built for
saying 'zoinks'! :)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Awesome
I've probably said this before but I love your style
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Nice style as always.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
# ace
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
# I can't work out if this picture is dirty or is it just in my mind
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
# The skeleton is saying "She was expecting me to pop it in her mimsy, but I switched at the last second and intruded on her lunch"
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:42, archived)
# One For Up The Arse Corner in Viz?
:D
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:37, archived)
# hahahaha
this would be more like it
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Very nice
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:19, archived)
# nice
though i feel like that the choice of the weapon could be more interesting
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# I must admit I just chose the weapon because it is what Bob Peck puses in Jurasic park
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Oooo arts!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Art without any Jollyjack stalking as well :)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Very nice...
Though i suddenly thought of Dino Crisis.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Thank you
Yeah it does have a bit of a Dino crisis feel to it :)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Raptors in the Theatre
"CFB"

crowbar pea
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:45, archived)
# heh
I live the expression on the raptor
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:56, archived)
# well, they are ruining his scene :D
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Nicely
click
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Ta :)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# very nice
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Thank you
:)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Good girl, everyone should wear cargos.
EDIT: Thanks for the waxy wishes guys :)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# this^
fucking hipster, skinny, display your spindly legs and tiny bollocks jeans, fuckers!!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
# ^ Happy Candles good sir ^
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Agreed I am lost without lots of pockets
and happy b3ta birthday
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)
# and so say we all
b3taday blessings!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# the chick is a redhead with big breats and a gun
what's not to like :D
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:04, archived)
# A good point well made :)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Top work Bob
However you seemed to have mis-spelled Bob in the sig on the pic C]:0D

Woo!


(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Sssh
I'll let you in on a secret but don't tell anyone else. I'm not actually called Bob. It is a nickname I aquired many years ago :)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Is it short for Kate?
'cos you haven't signed Kate either . . .


(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Nope but bonus points for the Blackadder reference
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:41, archived)
# She looks like a nice lady.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)
# She is indeed
:D
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# If the gun jams,
hit 'em with the boobs.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# Mmmmm Dino motorboating
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)
# American Economic Planning
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:15, archived)
# pololotics lol
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# NOON VAG!
How's things?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Is that Craig David?

* They all look the same/blog
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# ^ Post deleter!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# s' fair cop gov
i didn't think anyone would've noticed as i deleted almost immediately after i posted
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)
# RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccccccccciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
and craig david is still making love since wednesday
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
#
what he said!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Come again?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# give me 20 minutes and I'll be good to go again
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)
#
really? Racist Twunt...
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# And sell more dick
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
# He'll get barracked for such a simplistic plan
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
# haha
this i liek
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# How can this plan possibly fail?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# 2 - export to japan
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:20, archived)
# E=mc2
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:30, archived)
# Can't quite work out what I need to do...
to make the morris dancer blend in better.

Any advice?



Click for bigger (208 kb)

(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Up the brightness and intensity a bit,
he looks darker than his surrounding companions.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:05, archived)
# racist!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:06, archived)
# I'll give it a go.
What do you mean by 'intensity'? Saturation?


It doesn't help that my monitor is a bit rubbish.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# That combined with a bit of warming photo filter seems to have helped a little.
cheers.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# I don't know the Photoshop equivalent of intensity, I'm using Corel Photopaint.
It kind of works like brightness and contrast combined, only different.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
# There seems to be some feathering
going on around the morris dancer and the shadow doesn't help with the definition either.

I would adjust the levels ctl-l or curves ctrl-m on the morris dancer layer, which should help with blending..
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# I will have a play about
cheers.


curves seems to be helping a little too. I must get the missus to teach me how they work.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:40, archived)
# This might help
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# *bookmarks*
That looks pretty cool.

I'm basically a bumbling amateur at photoshop. I learn little bits as I go along and find I need them. Half of the trouble is working out what it is I need to learn.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Probably worth doing some full tutorials
There's 50 here.
sixrevisions.com/photoshop/top-50-adobe-photoshop-tutorials-of-2009/
Once completed, you will know loads of tricks
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Wow!
nice.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:13, archived)
# *adds to fav's*
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)
# draw a cock on his face?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
# photoshop it some more
and do some CDCs

Youre at risk of angering the board nazis
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
#
:D
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# CDCs are now banned
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:11, archived)
# about time.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Expect a lot less of this kind of thing
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Surely you'd use jizz instead of glue?
SURELY?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:37, archived)
# then how would a girl make a spider?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Fanny batter
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# you should send that to blue peter
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:39, archived)
# is blue peter still going?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:44, archived)
# Yeah
but it's getting more and more like Magpie everytime
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:53, archived)
# Board nazis enjoy being annoyed.
Not that I've done anything wrong anyway.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# i didn't think anyone thought you had
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:30, archived)
#
which one is the morris danceR?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# surround him with other morris dancers?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)
# Punch the fuck out of him!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Oi.... None of that talk
*slaps oak stick in palm of hand in a menacing fashion*
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Ow!
Sorry Sir...

* Drops shorts and prepares for punishment
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:16, archived)
# You're about to get the "hanky whipping" of your life boy
;)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Worse than that happens to him...
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Needs more lens-flare.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Looking at his hands he seems to be slightly smaller in relation to the others
Also a spot of increasing the highlight range and warming him up a bit (less blue).

His shadow is a bit too defined as well (the others have less defined shadows)

Either that or dress them all as Ninjas
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Good call.
Changing the blending mode on the shadow was an improvement.



Ah. Just found the extra options on shadow/highlight. Also helpful. Thanks!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:46, archived)
# CIIJASIIE
works every time
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Needs more Punk Rock.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Him?
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Rainbow
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Zippy looks almost heterosexual there.
/edit: sorry, George.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:06, archived)
# i'd ask if you were trying to ruin my childhood memories,
but if i remember correctly, this bunch seemed like a bunch of nonces anyway

ah shit, wrong reply
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant...
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# Those characters messed with my memories when they abused me in the eyes
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
zippy is superb
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:08, archived)
# ET, a tall Ewok and a pink hippo with something up his bum
Yep. All looks normal to me.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)
# I love you style
everyone looks so fucking wrong :D
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# ^This
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Now I come to think about it, this is spot on.
Wonderful stuff.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# This is ace and would make a great poster-sized pic
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# I think you have given me the fear...
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:22, archived)
# There is nothing to fear but fear itself...
and there lieth the problem
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# What gives you the fear
Only makes you more afraid
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Braw!


(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
# :D
This is excellent
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:42, archived)
# It looks like I've just opened the door
to some psychotic people I owe money to and my brain is trying to make it all seem better
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:43, archived)
# CHEWIE!
excellent
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
fucking hell Bungle looks sinister..
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Bungle= crack fox
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:17, archived)
# I'd like to see this
:D
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:21, archived)
# I'm right scared.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:22, archived)
# this is like evil fluffies from imagination land
disturbed :)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha
even if im supposed to be working i just had to log in to tell you how much i love this
i hope everyone got their twanglers out
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Thanks man!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Nah, he dun't bite luv. He's only playin'...
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Which light source algorithm are you using?
pffff ;P
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I shine a torch on to my monitor at close range when I make pics.
That seems to do the trick.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Flash photography...
...;)
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Arf!
But he likes children! He can eat 2 at a time... *click*
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:41, archived)
# yay
I'm rolling my jeans up like that. doesn't look as cool cos I'm wearing slippers.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# lol
u styoopid caa!!
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)
# oi oi oi
rawr rawr rawr
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Heh, this is what would happen.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 13:04, archived)
# i like little Rexy.
(, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 14:26, archived)

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