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wee arms and all that shit

clay inspired me

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)

Flydisour!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)

THAT'S IT!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)

\o/

WINS!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)

wankers doom

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

hahaha

jeremy beadle got off easy

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)

Maybe evolution could decide to compensate for this glaring problem

The longer jaw line might make it easier for such a being to suck itself off, although with those teeth you'd have to be careful.

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

I want nowt to do with this pic

you bad bad man! ;)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)

hahaha

weirdly that flid matt fraser dude landed a part in an irish soap. it is complete and utter shite, so bad it's funny.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

it's bad enough that his arms are small

but now they're made of wee, too?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)

would you like a wee slap smash?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)

not really, no

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)

they're all the rage

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)

i'm not that niche

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)

but you are back on top of stats board

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)

it's my reward for being a gabby fucker

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

i'm 5th

not bad. but i still feel like b3ta has enveloped me and changed me, i need to detox.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)

you`re on the mend

only yesterday you were on all 4 time boards
do you ever sleep?

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)

i actually do

but recently slipped onto the dole, so i've been on here a bit more

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

all the more fuckjapes

sorry about the job, man

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)

nay bother

that's the way it goes eh

on with the japes

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)

I like a bit of a cavort. I don't answer solicitor's letters.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)

meet me around the back of the bike shed in 5

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

WHERE WERE YOU, MAN?

:'(

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)

sorry

i forgot to loosen the handcuffs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

i opted for a wank, sorry

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)

Bandwagon you say?

Oh, okay then... ;-)

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JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)

is that?

An iJobs blow up doll?

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fluffymitten NAN, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM5_dgKDsrc

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)

chicken-necked demonic elf

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)

Just stick an 'i' in front of it, double the price tag, and we'll be rich I tells ya

OK, quick and dirty, but the first thing I thought of when I saw that image.

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)

iMpinchingyourbrain

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)

poor fella just can't reach

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

hahaha

good job clay!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)

*squints*

there isn't much for him to reach

oh, and *click*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)

Straight to the cock...

And I thought more of you...
/lies

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)

i see a tone, i've just got to lower it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

give the green cock time Smash

it ain't ripe yet!

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)

Normally it means you've left them too long, if body parts have gone green.

In my experience anyway. No wait, I mean ... what?

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)

hahahaha!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)

It's not easy, being green.

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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)

by the looks of it, it's not hard, either

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)

I like it

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)

This is magnificent

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)

Creatards

(daylightisabadthing was avoiding doing something more important on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)

Is that fucking gobshite out of jail yet?

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)

jonathan king?

i hope not

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)

Tenuous excuse for re-post!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)

pffft

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)

Jonobairn King still posts occasionally at cookdandbombd,

bonkers cunt that he is. I meant Kent Hovind, tasting the love of his Lord in Bumblefuck Penitentiary, UsofA.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

i have a dino nazi pic were i used this source, but i think i deleted it

SORRY GUYS, NO PEA HERE

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)

Groan...

CFB

De-RIS
.

(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)

tracy emin has improved

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

Jobs said in the letter [...] "Perhaps Adobe should focus more on creating great HTML5 tools for the future, and less on criticizing Apple for leaving the past behind."
Ironically it's outlived him.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

Also:

It looks an awful lot like this coffin has a trapdoor on the bottom, attached to the black lever at the end facing the camera.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)

hi mofaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)

Hi Rory.

I'm feeling a bit down, mate. It's about the Super Spring Collections. They're just not as popular as I'd hoped.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)

Super spring collections you say?

(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

Yeah I had a type of Super Spring Collections joke.

I thought it was gaining in popularity, but no-one asked me about it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)

I'm sure it'll bounce back.

(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)

cheer up mate, it ain't all that bad

see?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)

hey dude what about that thing of some device in which you did speak about

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

LOL

Apparently you can't be president with a whole brain.

(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)

You've just ruined a childhood memory!

And reminded me of an adult nightmare SAM ROCKWELL! *shudder*
although he was bloodey good in Moon.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)

Moon is the best film I've seen in a long time

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

Surprisingly excellent!

When you consider the budget too....

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)

WHAT, A FILM ABOUT SOMEONE MOONING!?! OMG, I CUD JUZ GO WACH PORN

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)

Fucking HAHAHAHAHA!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)

taters posted this on links earlier, some class fuck faces www.flickr.com/photos/nightmaresfearfactory/page2/ juz sayin' don't go all serz on me guis

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)

People are scared.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)

when you're a scarder, faces come out in the rain, when you're scared....

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)

Bryan Adams to the left of me, Jaz Mann to the right, here I am.

Stuck in the middle with Busey.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

hahahahah

sorry, i don't recognise your name man, but hello, and that was a fine fuck-statement.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)

Don't worry about it.

I'm as old as the hills. Does it not still show your user id when you hover. I've not been here for ages. (Oh, it does! Is Smash Monkey still about?)

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)

hahahahaha!

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)

you ought to introduce some nice Slinky numbers...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)

The coffin does have a trapdoor in the bottom

you can see out the back

either that or it's an "exploded" coffin

it's the weirdest coffin I've seen in...months, probably

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

WINNER!

*lots of clicks*

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)

(Bad Monkey hasn't had an abusive gaz since, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)

pommel horse coffins are the wave of the future

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

IKEA Coffin...nice!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

Oh shit!

Has someone died?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)

JJ in are hartz

Sliced up like sushi by insane fan

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)

My sex life died about a year ago. I still haven't had a funeral.

It wanted a cremation...

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)

don't sugar-coat it, say what you really mean

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)

^__^

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

Their skeletons will lie in the chamber FOREVER!

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Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)

0__0

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)

have they got a basilisk on their tail?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)

I saw Moggy re-appeared today.

I assume this is relevant somehow?

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)

o__-

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

^w^

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

yeah

i really don't know what to say

i've been on b3ta too much, i think i'm going a bit mental. but i have cans now so fuck it.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)

And I have work to very slowly do.

*puts a tenner down for a future re-flounce*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)

i got 8 cans for 9 euros

i'm happy

*founces*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)

please don't talk about booze tonight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

one too many, huh?

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)

that

coupled with whanging my head this morning

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)

I thought you liked whangs :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

i do, usually

but not like that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

c'mon smash

you knew this would happen

*cracks open a can*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)

i must be slipping

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

take my haaand child, take my haaand

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)

0_0

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)

shit movie, but funny scene

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHHB00Nu3Ak

although you probably still can't fucking watch youtoob eh!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)

nope :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

Hold my haaaand ...

No! That's not my hand

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)

best name change of the lot of them drimb

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)

aw thanks

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

Ace :D I wish I could drink beer/cider/whatever you have.

I can only drink spirits; vodka, whiskey, brandy, rum, etc.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)

single malt ftw!

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)

POSH BASTARD

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)

*polishes monocle*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)

*polishes ~~monocle~~ nob*

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

HEEEEEINF! THAT VODKA'S 40%! FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

Needs more indignation about photo being took!

b3ta.com/board/10564504

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)

Holy shit... WE FOUND HER!

EDIT: Well, you did. :P

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

dailycontributor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/japanese-girl-interviews-harry-potter-cast.jpg

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)

Replace Rupert Grint with JollyJack, and there we have it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)

.........................................................................................oh................you meant..............nevermind.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)

Hahahah fucking hell

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

eyeball touching.... yuck..

I once had a girlfriend who enjoyed licking my eyelashes, strange, strange woman!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

that's some scary glee right there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)

hahahahaha

yes

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

Hello, Mr. Jolly Jack.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)

pfffft

I'm so glad I missed this.

I'm trying to piece the event together like a broken mirror. I'm guessing complete b3ta board flip out

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)

o__o

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

Hahaha

"Oh go on, let her at least slit her own throat," mutters the burlesque figure on the right

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

X__X

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

X_X

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Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)

°__'

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)

-__-

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)

\__/

/racist

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

u__u

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

3==D '__' €=={

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

(O)_(O)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)

        _
       //
      //
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|   //  |
|  (_)  |
 \_____/

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)

O( _ )*(_ )O

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)

hahaha nice

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)

you know, i could believe this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)

All of my pictures are based on actual events.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)

you're really an insane parrot?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)

but cellphones really do exist.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

i know, i've got one

it's shit.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

Love it =)

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)

{[^_^]}

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)

cool headphones

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

Kill the Wabbit

How do you do the click for bigger thing?

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)

\o/

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)

R.I.P. Stevie Boy

Sorry everyone

(Doctor Who posted this tomorrow, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)

THREE?

Do people actually use that network?

I had a phone on 3 a few months after they launched, no coverage, expensive calls, and the video calling NEVER worked! oh the good old days.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)

It's my internet.

Sometimes it feels like a party line. I've been through hell. Climbing trees with antennas. Oh god....

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)

Yep,

Thats the service from 3...
And if you call them, it's always an "environmental fault" e.g. its your house blocking the signals, NOT their shite service!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)

"fringe area"

Actually, I've finally got it working fairly well, between a parabolic grid, and a booster amp. But downloads look like ventricular fibrillation. Assuming you're familiar with electrocardiogram interpretation. And who isn't?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)

Of course,

I make them out of pasta and glue

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)

I was thinking of getting the £17 monthly 15GB deal

threestore.three.co.uk/broadband/broadbandPlans.aspx?phonecode=PRMHUAE367

I take it you dont recomend it

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)

Untill mobile broadband is un-metered, i recommend none.

If you live in a well covered service area.... go for it.
If you live in a home with walls and a roof... Avoid it!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)

RIP steve jobs

(Mr Chicken, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)

Too soon...

Hang on, We've been at it all week...

Carry on

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

has anyone ever not rested in peace?

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

William Wallace.

Pieces.

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)

Nikola Tesla

He spins constantly due to inventing the perpetual motion coffin..

warning: Tesla may have been cremated

But his fan-less turbine is making a comeback! woo! no rest for the wicked!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)

*click* for the little warning
made me laugh

(kurm1s didn't exist until, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)

Hitler?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:30, archived)

Ha!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)

Don't do that!

I thought he was dead then!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)

Oh, fuck no. Sorry about that.

I thought Cryer's deservedly smug face was nice next to the words.

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)

It is,

But don't worry me like that...
He is one of our best and underrated comedy minds.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)

Underrated by who? I'll cunt the fuck right in the fuck!

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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)

I was thinking along the same lines

Sad Macs to you all

(protocoldroid, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)

that June could swear like a docker

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)

Hahahahahaha

*clicks lots*

Mainly because I remember this as a child and loved it, watching it recently on ITV 27 or whatever hell hole channel found fit to air it again I found it an unbearable pile of steaming tramps shite.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)

I was made to watch this as a child.

I can't remember one thing that happened.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)

I just remember the theme tune and rushing to watch it.

Surprisingly, The theme tune is one of the worst things I have seen...
In a day with mobile phones it's annoying to watch two people so close looking for each other without texting...
Remember saying "i'll meet you there"
Then just expecting people to show up,
Now it can't happen without 2 calls and 12 texts.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)

I wish I never youtubed that now!

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)

Don't you just wanna scream

"PHONE THE BITCH"?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

haha

and 'love thy neighbour'. good ole seventies. I came across "what ever happend to the likely lads" on youtube the other day and Thelma popped up in a skimpy peter pan outfit. Has to be one of the most erotic moments of TV ever. If I'd have watched that when I was younger it would have caused a wanking frenzy

(I'll dig the clip up and stick it here)
EDIT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiKbYoQMytc&feature=related

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)

"£ 7.25 return fare in 1974, a bit of a rip off."

hahahahaha

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)

hahahaha

you nutter clay

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)

twunt

~~Twunt~~ woo...

* clicks

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)

Bwahaha!

June is such a potty mouth, it makes me feel dirty.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)

haha! OH PTERRY!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)

pffft

the dune one cracked me up (the pearls over the water suit did it)

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)

well that's 3 series sorted out between us!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)

Hahaha

Yes!

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)

Haha!

Is that Pterry from Jigsaw?

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mozza, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)

haha I forgot about him

I still get the Noseybonk flashbacks though
*shudder

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)

we all get the Noseybonk flashbacks...

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mozza, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

dont mention

him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ebqtTvGEog&feature=related
apols

(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)

oh cheers

well there goes years of therapy down the drain

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

Oo0

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)

Duncan the Dragon used to scare the living shit out of me.
Can't think why. Oh, hang on...

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mozza, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

jesus

find a happy place. find a happy place. find a happy place.

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)

Olde Pearoast for t'compo

Trouble at t'mill?

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)

Ooo, got another one as well

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)

Have you got one of a skugosaurus on a moped?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)

You read my mind.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)

No. but I have this pea

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An Egg ,D, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)

niTe niTe Steve, sleep wiv da angels!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)

it also turned him into marty feldman for a brief time

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:04, archived)

i'm certain he'll beat it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)

C'mon Tim!

/now show : off

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:07, archived)

All he has to do is squeeze out the tumescence.

A vindaloo should do it.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)

*If* dinosaurs were still alive?

I think I should just point out that

(cutofyourjib, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)

and the award for totally missing the point goes to....

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:57, archived)

there's no way that baby is a dinosaur

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)

I think Steve is pretending to be a diplodocus

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)

this wins the internet

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)

A couple of points

1) If you're going to post in a new thread on /board make sure it's something you've made.
2) Crocodiles are not dinosaurs.
You
Fucking
Retard

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

No need to be nasty about it

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Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)

^this

At least make it a 3rd bulletin point.

By this rational it should be a budgie or other bird which has more in common on a genetic level than a crocodile (true fact)*
*fact may not be true due to Wikipedia lies.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)

and where is the profit?

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)

But he said crocodiles are dinosaurs.

Crocodiles are NOT dinosaurs.
They're not they're not THEY'RE NOT THEY'RE NOT THEY'RE NOT THEY'RE NOT
*stamps feet*

Where is our resident dinosaur expert, Mu?
He will confirm this.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)

oh fuck, yeah

mu is missing this compo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)

I think he was "implying" it rather than saying it outright...

Which is pretty much how 90% of the jokes here works,
But in this case his pedantic point is completely wrong,
As I said, dinosaurs have more in common with a bird than a crocogator.

*edit*
Actually, reading his post again, he's just saying that they ARE dinosaurs...
Resume your cyber bullying, Throw in a racial slur from me too!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)

oh dear I've made the internet cross

(cutofyourjib, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)

Didn't he feed a black kid to it?

...sure I read that somewhere.

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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)

You mean

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)

Time for my weekly compo splurge

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)

don't cross the film streams :D

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)

Pissminding as always

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)

careful not to slip ;)

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)

I think that's my first ever spang.

Thank you sir, I shall treasure it always \o/

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)

New balls please

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)

He seems to be taking a while

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)

~~while~~ wank

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)

b3ta.com/board/10564970#post10565032

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)

I make that 29 minutes, so far.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

What a wanker!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)

That or a bad case of crabs :D

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)

C'mon Tim!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)

Spot the fake Carlton Mellick III book (no googling)

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)

that should say +2 at the end, by the way

not just +

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manolith hooray for me, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)

I really need to make a few more spangs...

And this one has bindun before!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)

Steve Jobs: Sad face

(protocoldroid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)

well then

maybe this one is a bit more up to date

(protocoldroid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)

arranging a funeral? there's an app for that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)

Ohhh Holy Jobs

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)

I wonder

if they tried zapping his PRAM?

(protocoldroid, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:16, archived)

It's garbage day!

And the first thing I've drawn in MONTHS

Click for bigger (159 kb)

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)

Well I like it

so I'll click as such

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)

what is it?

looks like a cigar-smoking flower in a top hat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)

You're halfway there.

Ask the guy who made Skullgirls. She's basically everything that's crazy about the 1920s/30s cartoons with a cigar and anvils.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)

that's good

thought that whack to the noggin was making me unhinged

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)

Is it art?

I can't tell without bukkake tentacles.
(Only pulling your paddle, that's luverly that is.)

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)

I can dig it

I reserve that kind of filth for Wednesdays

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)

Personally I have tentical rape tuesdays

it breaks the week up

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)

Tea and crumpets monday

Tentacle tuesday
Magenta wednesday
Quim thursdays
pigeon fridays

Got it.

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)

Noooo

Naked thursdays, which can be awkward in the office on a night shift

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

naked thursdays

are often followed by remorse fridays

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)

and morning after pill saturdays

I don't like bum hurt saturdays

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)

never needed those buggers ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)

what the bumhurts saturdays :P

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)

not a chance

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)

Pigeon Fridays?

Damn, better put some clothes on.

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)

Very nice :D *clicks*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

i was just dribbling over the skullgirls trailer today

not that bothered about the game, but the artwork and character design in it is lovely

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)

I might do some more another time then...

(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)

ooh very nice

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)

Fancy.

Not sure if he's french.

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magictoast, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)

hahaha!

Click. Eat.

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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)

oh man

I love those, but hate them at the same time. I think the pink stuff contains heroin

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)

they're far too sweet

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)

mmmm heroin

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)

that's why I hate them. They are far too sickly

but I can still consume an inappropriate amount of them in one go

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

it's a nightmare getting the cream out of the pipe :(

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)

1: Take a box,

2: Eat the bottom of each cakes
3: set the yummy icing tops to one side.
4: ?
5: profit
6: eat tops all at once
7: feel remorse

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)

it's like creme eggs

i could just about eat one, but i'd feel sick afterwards

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:15, archived)

yes. this.

1 a year, MAX!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)

a mate of mine

gets one of those egg carton 6-packs of creme eggs every easter. he can eat them all, one after the other. i've seen him do it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)

Oof

Couldn't do that.

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magictoast, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)

i've never met anyone with such a sweet tooth as him

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)

argh!

my grandad worked for cadbury's. need i say more?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)

I used to regularly eat 3 creme eggs and a king size mars on my way home.

The reason? I could fit them in my mouth at once. Just.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)

Ha ha!

I think the yellow ones taste different but I think more research is needed.

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magictoast, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

cocaine

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)

...and the brown?

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magictoast, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

poo

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

From a square arsed dog.

Magical.

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magictoast, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)

Don't be silly

they use a turd twister
www.turdtwister.com/

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)

hahahahaha!

bat turd!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)

Amazeballs

Want.

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magictoast, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)

didn't it taste lemony?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

no lemon has ever existed that tastes like they do

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)

nice!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)

I buy these for my girlfriend. I always get to eat the yellow ones because she doesn't like them. I don't like the chocolate ones so much and I feel a bit gay eating the pink ones.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

He is a gay painter.

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magictoast, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)

A gainter?

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)

That is correct.

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magictoast, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)

you can't feel it if it ain't there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)

~~eating the pink ones~~

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)

Fake...no ladder.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

Oh GOD nom Nom NOM

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)

Needs

a CDC

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tubaman, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)

That's quite fancy

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discomeats This canoe, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)

Absolutely Fan-bloody-tastic!

* clicks so hard my knob fell off.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)

have you seen this guy's photography? - slinkachu.com/

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)

This has actually given me a hard on

* Is that acceptable?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)

yes

as long as you photograph it being fondled by a tiny miniature woman.

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)

Yeah, I have.

Some of them are brilliant but some don't work quite as well.
Hell, what do I know! He's probably made an utter fortune and a proper name for himself!

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magictoast, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)

he's popular in art colleges

not sure about a fortune, arty photographers rarely make that much

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)

That's why I'm abandoning all artistic pretences and

Going straight for easy to sell images. Sellout huh? Hope so. Bills to pay.

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magictoast, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)

love it

glad you'r still doin these

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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)

Someone gave me one of those as a birthday cake today

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 9 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)

If we lived in a perfect world...

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friskeyferret Whatever..., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

of course you know this means seam horses

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)

we'd defringe our layers?

however. Good idea!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)

you mentioned this yesterday

and i still don't know where this defringe can be found

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)

haha

in PS Elements 6.0 , it is in the Enhance\Adjust Color submenu

no idea where in the grown up version

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)

Layer > Defringe...

and choose your pixel width. Useless of course if it's not a cut out element on a transparent layer

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)

ignore me.

Just checked CS5 and it appears to have moved somewhere else

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)

see below

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

I don't have ps on this pc but if I remember right its

Layers.. Matting.. defringe

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

this is the best freebase image I've seen

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

high praise indeed

especially considering it's the day shift

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:16, archived)

but you know now that it can never be used on the gayshift

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)

ah, but i transcend the gayshift

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)

Oooo get you looking down your nose at the gayshift ;)

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)

But... But... I made this ages ago.... I think it's

Ah it's shite!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:17, archived)

hahaha

I just thought about ISIHAC

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)

and the irony of me having no clue what you were on about has not escaped me

i had to google it

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)

they used to take the piss out of Lionel Blair every week

and the gesture that the Basemeister is doing in that pic is Lionel Blair's trademark.

I AM SO FUCKING OLD!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)

Sounds like, sounds like

old age slowly pulling you towards the long dark tunnel of death as you claw at the walls grasping to what remains of life

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)

aye, that's the give us a clue point

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 5:05, archived)

yep

they hid it under another submenu. That's the spot.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

^this

Matting is right at the bottom of the Layer menu.

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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)

tasty, tasty rioters

already marinated in cheap cider

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:08, archived)

All out seam war!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)

Oh go on then

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)

Just trying some other bits out

Left=source image, right=messed about with. Same source pic as for the gif I posted a bit earlier.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)

*sends pics of the missus*

very nice!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)

Ha ha ha... did you mean to send that to 'All' ?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)

Beauty.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

nice. but there isn't much wrong with the original. breathing? check.

click because the eyes aren't moving

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

True.

I just needed 2 random face pictures the same size to try some blending stuff out on. She was one of them and she certainly seemed very pretty even before I started messing about with her picture.

Are the eyes supposed to move?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

llort posted some a couple of weeks ago. quite freaky.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)

Is she gradually turning into Linda Carter?

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Raving Homasecsyouall the hours are good but the work sucks, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

Fingers crossed.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)

ooh I used to have a crush on her

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

Probably because she was fucking gorgeous.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

foxy knoxy is looking a lot better since she was aquitted because of bungled forensic evidence.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

Hahahahaha!

Depends how much you like a sense of danger.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)

i read that as "squitted"

that i'd like to see...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)

would and would

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

I tried out a bit of

that airbrushing lark myself. Found out it definitely helps if you don't start out with a munter

Click for bigger (240 kb)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)

well hello!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)

Arf!

No airbrushing involved.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)

no, i was

just saying that I tried some airbrushing simply because your image reminded me of it.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)

I too have meddled with this sort of thing

CFB

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)

(misosoup, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)

pfft!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)

hehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)

In Heaven There Are No Buttons

(lurk_hard_pray_hard, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)

BIGGA!!!

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)

Haha!

(macroscian (1 like), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)

My short sightedness is cured!!

A miracle!!

A miracle!!

A miracle!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)

thanks

i will now definitely use this as my desktop background

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)

What about software for resizing images?

;)

Edit, that wallpaper always reminds me of the Phantom Menace.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)

I did try to make it larger but ran out of pixels (trying to resize at the mo')

(lurk_hard_pray_hard, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)

No worries, it's not that big.

You're lucky the board nazis seem to be asleep, mind.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)

they're just tired

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)

everyone was worn out by the tentical rape earlier

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)

<img src="image address" width=400>

will display it smaller, but you need to reduce the filesiaze really too

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)

or just

img width="400"
at the beginning.

how do you type the pointy brackets?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)

hold down shift and press the .

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)

hahahah!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

put it in the subject line

so it's not picked up as code

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)

ah, i think you can type < in the title but not in the text box

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

in the subject line you can just type them in

but in the body box, you need to type < and >

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)

thank you!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)

and to type what I did, you need to type

&lt and &gt

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)

Thanks for the help. All done.

(lurk_hard_pray_hard, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)

you're some kind of html wizard, no?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)

no.

just a dull cunt

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

most of us are dull cunts about something though

seriously, i find myself telling the missus something then i realise what a dreary twat i sound,
i end up tailing off with "and my name's john and i collect stones"

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)

what did you need to type to type what you just typed?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

&amp;lt and &amp;gt

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)

looks like hell to me

dull as fuck with no shops. all it needs in enya.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)

I bet there's something spiffy over that hill, though.

Like a JCB racing school or blancmange gun testing facility.

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Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)

or a massive amusement arcade

with free tea and coffee

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)

I want to watch jcb racing now

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)

www.google.co.uk/search?q=jcb%20racing%20now&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a#q=jcb+racing+now&hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=pSY&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&prmd=imvns&source=lnms&tbm=vid&ei=QyGPTvCOFoHF8QPsltwN&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=4&ved=0CCYQ_AUoAw&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=ce65c273d1288c46&biw=1280&bih=579

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)

I have just found a new hobby

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)

bored with wanking already?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)

wanking is a way of life not a hobby

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)

this is amazing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV5f4sClkhA

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)

shitting fuck!

imagine getting T-boned by that bastard!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)

also - 'backhoe'

sounds like a prozzie who takes it in the shitter

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)

the full name is a backhoe loader

stick it in and load it up

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

wanking off to gardening catalogues?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)

I'm now banned from Next

the changing rooms are not for wanking

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)

B&Q don't like you taking a shit in their display bathrooms either

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)

and don't go into a sleep masters showroom, climb in bed and start beating one off

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Paul_P, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)

noted

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)

Haha!

Always thought that there should be a 'finish' button on the other side of the Taskbar that installs viruses, loses files and uninstalls hardware.

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mozza, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)

For ture hell, you should have shoved him into ME

Windows Millennium edition, not literally me!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)

ha ha

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lord bofingham, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)

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