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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 1:51, archived)

Olive Oyl is gonna be surprised...

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 1:54, archived)

Not half as surprised as Minnie.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 1:56, archived)

and there's a dildo behind him

all set

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 1:58, archived)

Fixed!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 2:03, archived)

perfect

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 2:14, archived)

Disney Tiem

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 2:10, archived)

That's lully, but I'm off to bed

Night all.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 2:14, archived)

G'night.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 2:17, archived)

i'd watch this

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 2:18, archived)

They are full of spunk

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 2:34, archived)

repost

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baconninja, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 3:36, archived)

I see you got the upgraded version with lifelike limp wrists

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)

Available now at TOYS 'R' FUCK.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 2:07, archived)

Hahaha, this year's must-have gift

will be sold out by Christmas.

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 3:30, archived)

i hate the bbc! if it was not for the pirate stations we'd stil be listening to 78 records.

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)

That's gonna sound awfull..

58 hours on 10 cds? it'll be compressed to death!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)

I hope there's a FLAC download available.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:36, archived)

Hahahahahaha

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)

Wouldn't John Cage sue them?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)

They could just say they were sampling him.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)

mmm, quiet

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)

evenin' b3ta

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)

pffft

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)

Gay

(but the picture is great)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)

where've you seen that ring before? :D

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)

Are you suggesting

George Takei is the Goatse man? o_o

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)

Would explain the whistling in high winds.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)

hahaha

cranking the rumour mill to warp 9!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)

All I can hear now is George's laugh.

"HA HA HA HAAAAA, I have the entire internet staring into my rectum!"

EDIT: This laugh: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Rao9PG9Sio

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:42, archived)

Hahaha, thrusters to maximum (oooer!)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:16, archived)

haha

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)

toofs!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)

busy weekend

making this thing of beauty:

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)

You're making reflectoporn?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)

not again

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)

stretched bellend or chameleon's eye, YOU decide!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)

happy (belated) birthday!

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)

ta :)

got utterly wasted, sang very loudly to 80's music and lost my voice!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)

OK I've decided, what now?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)

private time, i'd imagine

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)

Going to bed time is more like it

Night all!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)

nighty night

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)

oh, and ^cfb

(~400Kb)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)

That's one way to deal with coasters

I made about 10 this evening, trying to get by burner to work :(

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)

nice effect

i did this once with hard disk platters when i smashed up some old computers...shiny!

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)

hard drive platters also make nice wind chimes

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)

never thought of that

nice idea for the next old computer i bring a hammer to...

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)

Hiding the porn collection in plain sight....

I like it.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)

I'm not so sure this is worth it's own thread afterall.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)

I'm not sure what it is at all....

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)

It's MarkP0rter's face

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDH9Jq5AWkQ

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:43, archived)

And he's a member of Journey... Gorrit!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)

W A R R I O R S

Come out to play

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)

FUCK YOU SULLY!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)

Poooorteeeer... come out to plaaay-aaay!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)

Payyayyyyy

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)

^ haha

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)

Haha! :D

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)

arf!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)

Love that film

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)

I love it too

I also, perhaps controversially, loved the game too - mainly because it was so faithful to the film.

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 24 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)

Gaaahhhh!!!

Click for bigger (83 kb)

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Has she bitten through her tongue

or is she just eating white chocolate curls, whilst having an oral period?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)

both at once

and more

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her cheeseburger seems to have exploded

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)

imagine if burgers exploded.

that would make Mc Donalds a place worth visiting

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--- ---, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)

it would indeed

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)

Chavs staggering about the place clutching their torn and bleeding faces...

I agree.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)

I'd pay money to see that

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--- ---, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)

You need to go back to the beginning of time

to visit The Big Bang Burger Bar

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)

This is what happens when you try to eat too many Cap'n Crunch before letting the milk soften it a bit

WOO!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)

milk softens everything.

I don't know what that means.

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--- ---, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)

not gritty kitty cat litter

that stays crunchy even in milk!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)

use more salt

works a treat.

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*takes notes*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)

Ya lousy bum

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)

all kids love LOG!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)

Cap'n Crunch is a breakfast cereal with a very sharp texture.

Is that what you were wondering? ...I'm not sure

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)

I say, Waiter!

This bottle appears to be caulked.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

I don't get it, I think it's because of my correctly pronounced phonemes

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)

You're so classy.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)

rrrrright

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)

I was flirting with you, man.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)

rrrrrreally

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)

Yeah, you just couldn't tell because I didn't asl.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)

I know

I don't get hard without asl anymore.

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)

fancy jizz canister you've got there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)

this is something i've been working on for the last few days :D

its still a WIP

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)

Bet he doesnt use mouthwash

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:01, archived)

only on a tuesday

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

nice!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

thanks :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:03, archived)

Very

Vic Reeves.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

well thats better

than shit :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)

I have two Vic Reeves.

I love his work.

Hold on, I'll take a photo.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)

is this the Vic Reeves the actor??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)

Actor, Comedian

and awesome painter.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)

If you do not own this book

then you bloody should:

Sun boiled onions.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)

cool i will

have a look :)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)

Not the right sort, he does do paintings a bit like yours though.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:10, archived)

I'd no idea he was an artist too. Nice quirky style :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)

yeah me too

those are ace! :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)

The real version:

Coot: www.eyestorm.com/vic-reeves/coot.html

Rook: www.eyestorm.com/vic-reeves/rook.html

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)

Very good :) which reminds me, I STILL haven't played Dead Space 2. Shame on me D:

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)

cheers :D

i've never played a zombie game - the films are enough for me :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)

Well it's more alien-zombie, but yeah. :P

It's why I love Halloween; can't get enough of horror movies/games.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)

contagion was a bit disappointing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)

Doesn't look like I'd like it, to be honest.

Saying that, I tend to like films no-one else does. For example, I thought The Crazies (remake) was pretty damn good, but a lot of my friends thought it was a bit meh.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)

got that one myself

contagion wasn't bad, it just didn't show anywhere near enough gore or symptoms of illness for me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)

Ohhh, is it one of those "rage" zombie films?

I personally LOVE 28 Days Later, because it was the first (and best) to do it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)

no, just a disease film

people get sick and die, then they stay dead. it's like a shit version of outbreak, but with more monkeys

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)

Wow... that sounds really dull.

No zombies or anything? Psh...

I'll tell you what a good zombie film is; [REC.] is brilliant. It's a Spanish "found-footage" film. I think the Yanks remade it, Quarantine or something. Nowhere near as good as the original. ;)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)

not seen [REC], but i've got quarantine

it is a bit cack

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)

[REC.] is the original Spanish version.

Sure, it's subtitled, but it's acted and paced a lot better than Quarantine.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)

that's another one to add to the list, then

one film i can't stop touting is the boneyard. discovered it accidentally and absolutely love it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:51, archived)

The Boneyard... can't say I've heard of that one.

*Wikis* Direct-to-video film made in 1991?

Reading the synopsis, it does sound interesting. I may have to keep an eye out for it.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)

that's the one

creepy as fuck in parts, but with a very unexpected wet-your-pants laughing bit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)

I like older shot-on-video horror films, they have a really creepy vibe to them.

I'm REALLY going to have to look for it now :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)

phyllis diller is fantastic in it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)

That name rings a bell...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)

old actress with a very distinctive laugh

seymour skinner's mum is based on her, i believe

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)

Ahh, I've most likely heard some of her work then :)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)

probably

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:30, archived)

nice but ew

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)

hehee

thanks :D

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)

Click for bigger (and to read his note) (203 kb)

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)

I may not know much about art

but I know what I like.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

I like cheese...

Does that count as art?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

Why is cheese?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

I cheese there fore I am.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INADRESS!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

I didn't expect this!

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Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)

nobody expects the sunday night threadrush...woo!

2 shit pics for 1 nwot etc

also

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

Loving the second one :)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)

What no Goatse?!

Looks like a prime candidate for some goatseisation!

(Fingers of Fudge, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)

I never expected that...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)

Let's see

~~Superman Fear Fear Superman Fear Simpsons Ruthless Efficiency~~
Fury Surprise
Ruthless efficiency
An almost fanatical devotion to the pope...

Is it imchocked?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)

I'm not sure if you're entirely joking or not

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt0Y39eMvpI

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:10, archived)

ooh, likey

just been re-watching around the world in 80 days...

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)

Too soon?

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)

*looks at watch*

Took you long enough....

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)

http://www.haku.co.uk/pics/FoundABug2.jpg

(herman:D, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)

haha genius

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)

Haha.

I have no idea why, but seeing this spontaneously made me think of this band.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_t4o56_vGo

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

i'm definitely losing it tonight

for a moment, i thought he was rubbing a model school bus over his face

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)

Hehe

I thought he was trying to roll a very strange cigarette

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)

one of those ones with naughty stuff in?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)

it's a full size bus. o_O

He's trying to get the children out -- They're so chewy, he cannot resist

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)

mmmm, chewy children, the OTHER other white meat

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)

ha! yes...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)

Valin woulda loved this.

:' )

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^This

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)

Hahahahaa

You are simply woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)

Yay!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)

*Automatically hears harmonica sound*

Also: Woo!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)

musica!

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:59, archived)

reminds me of the old grey whistle test!

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skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)

I just REALIZED something

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)

Did you realise your a tight git who hasn't donated or

That you have long girly hair? /banter

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FIEND, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)

Pffftttt..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

www.yourallgay.com

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

we'd already know this

if you'd donated ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)

i donated a kidney

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)

me too

the charity shop weren't happy and it confused the fuck out of the butcher

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)

What is Rob going to do with that?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

Could give it to me..

I am in need of one...

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)

Snap

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

Happy candl3 day!!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10580309

(herman:D, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10580312

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)

Happy celebratory day of signing up for a website, barryheadwound and markp0rter!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:06, archived)

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)

8 years...

Ye gods.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)

god god

you're nearly as old in b3ta years than me. The shame!

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Holu cudswill

I'm rapidly approaching 9 years now..where does the time go?

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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)

^this

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS^, MR. PORTER?

you too could have a nice shiny candle if you really wanted it.
LOOK WHAT YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)

Look what I have

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

you're just a fire hazard!

you big showoff :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

ill donate once that candle gets at least a 2 frame animation

so far it looks like some weird dildo or something

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

If you click on it it tells you interesting stuff that happened on that day in history...

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)

i just looked at that

seems there was a bomb in a london club the day i was born

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)

what if i promised you sexy cake?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)

Problem?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)

men!

they just don't understand dildos.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

They are both functional and aesthetically pleasing

Who wouldn't want one as an icon?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)

john bobbit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)

Well I'm kind of attached to my tooth

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)

Happy Candles Mr Wound!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)

DONATE MONEY.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10580307

(herman:D, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10580062

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

NAOW!

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FIEND, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

the donation police are out in force tonight.

lol

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--- ---, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)

Happy no candle ;)

(herman:D, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

I bet you donate to deviantArt

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)

i so very nearly posted this the other day

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 1:43, archived)

you don't get a candle if you don't donate

tight wad!

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McMookMac Crush Proof, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)

"We're Saaarrryyy..."

(cocobongo lay 'em down and smack 'em yak 'em, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)

ive never liked this game

great idea

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)

* Checks news...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)

re: your sig

dumb ass nigger ain't got no brains anyhow

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

good evening b3ta

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

quality mincing there

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)

{:-D

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)

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- D - SharkTrousers, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)

Doesn't surprise me.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)

Haha

(herman:D, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)

I refuse to traverse doors any other way than: jauntily.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)

More people should have this attitude towards doors

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)

especially Jim Morrison

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)

It's the only way you're allowed in and out Morrison Hotel

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

this made me actually laugh hard

speaking of old music i just got myself a record player today and a beatles record. sadly i don't have any speakers yet.

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)

Keep your ear close to the needle

Which Beatles record?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)

the one with Ringo on it

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:37, archived)

it should be Maxwell's Silver Hammer

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)

it seems to be some kind of compilation

it got the cover of Please Please Me on the back and on the front is an alternative version of the Please Please Me cover where they all have pretty long hair like during their magical mystery tour phase and the songs on the album are stuff like im the walrus, strawberry fields forever, lucy in the sky... all my favourites (i prefer druggy beatles over just your friendly next door beat pop band)

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)

Ok, nice

I must have the lp's of Revolver and the White Album and the Magical Mystery Tour somewhere. And maybe even a record player.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

So that'll be the blue album then

Aka 1967–1970

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

Haha good evening

So many more good opportunities of this in both Dutch and German:
boerin - boeruit
negerin - negeruit
etc.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)

ive to admit i dont get this

do you mean like negerin like a female black girl? whats a boerin? give me some german or dutch lessons (even though your text is Dutch only Id say).

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)

You're boerin!

Sass.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)

Yes

boerin = female farmer / going inside a farmer
negerin = female black girl / going inside a black man
negeruit = going out again
water = water

thus endeth the lesson

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)

A = Amusing

B = Bloody marvelous
C = A big blue wobbly thing

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)

Eigen haard is goud waard

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)

Could I interest you in buying my fireplace then?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)

Try cash4gold.com :)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)

racist!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)

What's she doing in Guate?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)

It could be worse....

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)

nice scarf

he is the new dr who now isnt he?

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)

I might watch it if he is

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)

let's not go that far.

; ) I'd watch Dr. Who if it was any good. : P

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--- ---, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)

Anything is an improvement of this downs syndrome bloke we have at the moment.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)

All together

with the floor hole dance

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An Egg ,D, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 3:57, archived)

don't be fooled by the rocks that she got

hee hee hee Jenny under a block!

(dbstpballerina Finally ready. YALDY, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)

(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)

Run through the forest, run!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)

Hope they're paying those web designers well

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)

Shopped only please

O_O
How many pubes!!!!!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)

Extra pubes make a penis more distinguished, I find

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)

they look like badly-made wrinkly sausages

"distinguished" isn't a word i'd use to describe them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)

*concedes defeat*

It does make sexual selection sound like a rubbish argument.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)

it's still fun, though

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)

that cock-shaped mattress has sprung a few springs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)

Cock-shaped mattress, eh?

I think you've spotted a gap in the market there

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)

i'm pretty sure you can already get them

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

I don't think BHS stocks sheets for them though.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

custom jobs, definitely

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

I think you'll find that is a vagina shaped one.

The gap that is.
{:-)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)

Mat shaped cocktress?

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

Yep, too many and far too curly to meet the B3ta standard.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

it's like some kind of curly cockforest

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)

The image of a cockforest, oh no, at dusk with their little glinty eyes seem following me.

'sits down'
'refuses to move'

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)

lay off the drugs ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)

Just revealing my weird perversion for spiral pubes.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)

Clive!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)

D-RIS

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)

he's got a cool 1983 tv series style van

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)

looks like it's modeled on the starsky and hutch car

personally i think this ads to his bellendness

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:22, archived)

Discomeats, what have you eaten for dinner today?

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Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)

what a prick

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

Sorry..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)

*picks pube out of teeth*

that hasn't helped my throat at all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)

"in a detroit"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)

at least he wasn't in a datsun

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)

Why's that then?

(

Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)

actually, i have no idea where i was going with this

i'm shattered and a bit brainwrong today

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

I wouldn't buy this game because I'm only 13 yrs old!!!!!

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Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)

Did your dad let you join b3ta when he was drunk?

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:33, archived)

Sometimes he beats me.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)

SUNDAY NIGHT B3TA IS A GODDAMN RIOT.

*hurruphmmb*

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Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)

*moons*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)

That's no moon, Steef.

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Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)

No, it's my bare bum

sorry

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)

does a bear shit in the woods?

no, not any more, because YOU'VE STOLEN HIS BUM!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)

:'(

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Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)

She is sitting in the wrong seat to be driving...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)

yeah!, whats up with that

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)

What is that font called? I've been building the letters I need by hand...

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)

Beep beep.

www.dafont.com/pricedown.font

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Ttssattsr, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)

Ahhh,

I grabbed that the other day, Take it your doing the tail extensions by hand then, Thats what I didn't like about the font and found myself just building letters.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)

No excuse for it's shitness...

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)

strictly come antsing?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)

Silly SM. Thems not singing:O

It may be the Jitterbug though.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)

How is your head Smashy?

Did you have a good night?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)

epic night

i feel rougher than a sandpaper gussset and i've lost my voice, but it was great! :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)

Pardon.

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)

heheheh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)

Recomends a lozenge for your voice ;-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)

i've still got some left from the other night

it's not sore, as such, i just can't make any audible sounds

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)

If your voice is good enough to be able to tell people how good your birthday was....

You didn't have a good enough birthday.....!!

Raw chilies in salt and vinigar might help...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

ew, no!

i can't stand vinegar! hopefully, it'll be fine by tomorrow

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)

Parazone fizz tab might help...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)

i'm hoping copious amounts of tea and an early night wil do the trick.

one of my mates convinced her new fella to strip down to his boxers and do a strippergram on me!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)

Haha ace....

I once did a strippergram in a pub, got paid £30 quid for it, back in 88/89.. lot of money money back then... enjoy your tea..... off to shop....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)

my mates used to do it for a living

you wouldn't BELIEVE some of the stuff i've seen!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

Or...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)

that would be no good

i've got wicked sharp teeth...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:21, archived)

Tall-ant Show?

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Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)

Bruce Force-ants to dance?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)

Brucie sacked. Replaced by Ant and ~~Dec~~ another ant.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)

thanks a lot

*tries desperately to banish mental image of brucie's sack*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)

Damn you and your genital-orientated mind!

Now I've got that mental image too and I'd never have thought of that otherwise! ;)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:31, archived)

if i have to suffer, so does everyone! :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)

In that case I'm not looking forward to your next trip to the hospital! :o

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

And yet he always seems to be in work.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)

just had a peak at your "tumble"...always wondered who did it

it's fantastic, as is the Jesus ONE....you should get back into posting again :D

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:34, archived)

As it is quiet; Detail of a work in progress.

LOTS to do still!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)

Even the nipples out, ones up the other ones down.

;-)

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)

Such is life.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)

I can fix that....

All I need is a sharp knife (or blunt rusty one) and a staple gun.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)

is this

the new ad campaign for Timotei? Will you be painting in a mountain stream behind you? :)

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Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)

Shame it's not Neutrogena..

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:58, archived)

Or maybe a product to get rid of little wispy curls? ;)

Ace pic as usual Sundae :) Good perspectiveness on the arms.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)

I think I made them

a little too chunky.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)

Nothing wrong with a bit of bicep

I'll just assume she's a professional Rower

:edit: Although her left hand looks a bit...like a right hand?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)

It is all a bit off,

but i'll get there. Maybe.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)

Still looks great :)

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

Looking nice so far :)

Unrelated pic, but just an update on the Daft Punk costume I'm making.

Still yet to do the helmet, which is well underway.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)

Looking good.....

Home one of your housemates sneeks in with enough studds to stick on an S.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)

I see what you did there. :3

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

Bugger my typos....!! not even deliberate....!

I sit in the dark and have a new dark grey keyboard, and can't see the letters..... P

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)

My keyboard glows in the dark ;)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)

I'm going to dig out a white one instead....

I'm only using this because my alt button broke on my other and this grey one was on the floor at the side of me when I replaced it....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)

I see I see.

Despite having a light-up keyboard, I still can't use the laptop without a light on. Gives me a monstrous headache sometimes.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)

I just tend to type by the light given off by the screen....

Hence my preference for a white keyboard...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)

Daft punks?

I don't get it.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)

Jim Morrisons band befor he formed the Doors..!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)

don't go out into a thunderstorm :)

also "do the helmet"

hehe, you said helmet.
and do the helmet.

heheheheh.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)

Hopefully the weather will be okay this Halloween

and that was totally unintentional XD

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)

do the helmet

do the helmet

yeah! DO THE HELMET!

*guitar solo*

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

*imagines line of dancers mime-putting a helmet on*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)

excellent

scanning now...

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)

Fab!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)

CANDLES!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)

Party tiems!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)

These guys nieghbours must love them......

The one wearing the white trousers.... it's not THE ginger one is it ...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)

She is.

All together now: Would! Hard!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)

oh god yes!

who is she? I demand to know!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)

She is a mate of mine

called Kirsty.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)

tell Kirsty I love her

Kirsty, Kirsty
you make me thirsty
you make my mouth go dry
you make me want to drink a lake
then pee up to the sky

Kirsty, Kirsty
with your boobs
your pyjamas and your hair
you make me want to rip my shirt
and fight a grizzly bear

Kirsty, Kirsty
with your dance
your lip-synch and your smile
you make me want to climb a tree
and stay there for a while

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)

*wipes tear*

That is a prose of beauty, and I will send it to her.

Not least because she will freak out.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)

Smooth man, smooth

*takes notes*

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Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)

Haha.. Just hope she knows about her internet fame..!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)

She is a bit bemused

to be honest. So we never take the mickey*

*total lie.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)

INTERNETZ: SERIOUS BIZNIS.

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)

*flounces*

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:18, archived)

make sure you wear the biggest flouncing dress you can

there's standards to uphold

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)

It'd be great if she turned up at a bash...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)

Candles....!!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)

Candles!

on a Sunday! BAH!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)

Happy Candles

(herman:D, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)

As ever, lookin' gert lush, there.

I do love the look of your stuff (with or without penguins), and you do hands an' general body structuring bloody well.

Out of interest, and without wishing to delve too deeply into your method and style, do you create your figures from scratch or photo-reference? Whatever it is, it is crackin' and very instantly recognisable, and I like.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:15, archived)

Thank you!

My method is no secret; I work from photos, and I use them as a colour pallette too. I sometimes import bits and bobs, but never really do the same method twice. I think that using a very basic version of photoshop gives it that simple style.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:23, archived)

well it's bally lovely.

Hurrah!

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

looks lovely already :D

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Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)

that's lully

It's got colour and everything!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)

Nice one Moggy..! ;-)

Love the hair on this.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)

Moggy is not my comedy account.

He/she/it draws child porn.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

Ow didn't know that, only joking....sorry....

I'v not been here for a while... noticed that people didn't seem to like her very much, had a spazz back through her stuff, but not that far because I got bored after an hour of looking and not finding anything..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)

I have to admit

Moggy is a very fine artist. But the subject matter isn't up my street.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)

As I said... it did puzzle me as to why people were being nasty to her....

but figured an hour of reading what she had said in her past posts was a big enough waste of my time so stopped looking....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)

Well I look like right prat now.......!!

I only just logged in as you came on and commented on your picture...
Just fianally scrolled down the board and now see what you mean....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)

Don't fret.

This saga has a way to go yet.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)

Just find it funny that I was saying I couldn't find anything wrong with her stuff.....

And all I had to do was look 7 threads down..!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)

Oh, you missed the really

bad stuff. I'm not going to muck-rake but bad stuff was bad.

Edit: Oh out to dinner! bye!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:31, archived)

I take it that with my inability to find it after an hour of looking, it has been deleted....

As long as I don't have to do the British thing and go and shoot myself in the wardrobe.. all's good ;-)

Edits: enjoy:-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)

lovely work Sundae

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)

thank you B

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)

I like where this is going...

EDIT: Where is that exactly?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)

I dunno yet.

Something rushing past I suppose. You tell me.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)

How about....

She gets chased by the dancing girls from the vid above?

* or squirrels with tits...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)

Nicely

(herman:D, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)

This is so good

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:15, archived)

That curly hair

always reminds me of a pigtail

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)

I use it instead of a sig. I suppose

But most on here can spot my stuff a mile off.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)

Aft noon

after looking at it for a while it reminds me of:
Brucie

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)

Yes, it does a bit

Wonderful stuff, he looks really happy with himself :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)

Owls with beards are always too smug.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)

'es been up to the devil's buisness, I tells yah..

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)

Click for bigger (141 kb)

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Mex3 =mememe, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)

Up periscope...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)

Ahhh....

He is lovely, where can I buy one...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:28, archived)

I say, I say, I say, my owl's got no beak...

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)

here have a crap Hyneruss.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:34, archived)

Haha... does indeed HD... hands over bonus....!!

Nice one...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)

(herman:D, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)

Devo Max!

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)

I imagine if you press Salmond he's quite squidgy

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)

Portillo's face "felt like guts"

/Chris Morris

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)

I liked their song "Mongoloid"

Edit: Here it is www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6lY8UmMIUY

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)

Glad it wasn't just me

who had that knee-jerk reaction to that headline. :-)

Devo are one of my favourite bands - and they are STILL frickin' great live, even if fookin' dead old now.

AND Mark Mothersbaugh (the one in the photo) wrote the theme to one of my favourite cartoon - Rugrats, so I'm in double approval.

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 23 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)

Party whip it!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 23 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)

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