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Player 1 High Score !!!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:19, archived)

wow!

that's realy nice!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:25, archived)

...for the greeks anyway!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:28, archived)

Haha

we're going to need a bigger bucket

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:32, archived)

I'm guessing the next level can be reached by getting a conservative to remove the rudder

and then a banker to punch more holes in the hull.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:50, archived)

QWOP !

... like a motherfucker

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:26, archived)

They should keep rioting anyway for shits and giggles

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:57, archived)

you are from tottenham

/aicmfp

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:01, archived)

GIVE GENEROUSLY

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d d, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:17, archived)

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d d, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:32, archived)

should my sister wear this?

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d d, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:45, archived)

knife in the windows phone

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:52, archived)

i'm a homeless person and i helped make windows seven

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d d, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:58, archived)

Only on sundays.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:53, archived)

Holler!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:58, archived)

WINDOWS 95 LIVES

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d d, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:06, archived)

More Halloween pictures

as the challenge this week is missing the obvious trick

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:58, archived)

half a face?

but then that's a pretty good trick

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:07, archived)

it's arsty

sheesh

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:07, archived)

ah, i think i miss read your post

i thought you said something about a haloween costume/trick

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:26, archived)

no no

Got my costume sorted, cost a fortune but prosthetics do cost a lot

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:33, archived)

you should scarily ugly like me

saves a fortune when it comes to haloween or general fancy dress

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:46, archived)

I have the Tim Curry from Legend outfit

if the devil outfit doesn't scare people when I whisper it's tim curry that should do it

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:58, archived)

Fixed...

* Bloody hell, what are you two doing up so early???

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:23, archived)

Night shifts

I've been on since 9

First pic up at 10
b3ta.com/board/10583891

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:30, archived)

Nice...

So what time is bed time today?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:36, archived)

I finish in about 20 minutes and should be in bed wanking by 8

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:41, archived)

surely you're not refering to me?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 7:20, archived)

I was and stop calling me Shirley!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:05, archived)

Should my sister wear this?

Should my sister wear this?

dig.la/6b
She is 19 only.

I don't think she could wear this.

What do you think?

(wiwiseem, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:50, archived)

yes

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:51, archived)

I think you should stop fucking your sister.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:52, archived)

It's Bert?

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:36, archived)

And I think

I should start.

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blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 8:47, archived)

I think that's an awful lot of effort

to sign up to b3ta and wait two weeks to spam something that nobody in the membership gives a flying fuck about. Or is it advertising clicks you want?

If so Please click this youtu.be/HTzTt1VnHRM so i can hit the £300 on adsense this month and i'll tell you your sister looks good in fucking anything. You don't have a sister do you?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:55, archived)

I clicked it

but I use Adblock

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:50, archived)

clicked

and then read the comments. Dear god. how dare you give that baby a chance to hear music and the mothers voice! ffs...

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)

wait what again again?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:57, archived)

Your sister is dead

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:10, archived)

I FORWARDED THIS EMAIL TO TEN PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW AND THEN SHE RIPPED MY FACE CLEAN OFF

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:12, archived)

SLEEK ON THE OUTSIDE, MICROSOFT INSIDE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:28, archived)

ALL THE MEAT THAT'S FIT TO EAT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:48, archived)

Then he should definitely stop fucking her.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:39, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6PpLA2tH7w
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6PpLA2tH7w
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6PpLA2tH7w
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6PpLA2tH7w
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6PpLA2tH7w

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:11, archived)

holler

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:13, archived)

^microsoft WORD !

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:33, archived)

fuck no

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:56, archived)

is this an ad for the NRA?

*buys high power rifle*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:23, archived)

Holler!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:32, archived)

yeah buddy

microsoft graphics interface is the shit
windows 7 phone processor can you handle it?
yeah, ugh, yeah, ugh, yeah, ugh, uh uh uh

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d d, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:06, archived)

im 3 years old; and find this immature

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 7:15, archived)

dont need no flash

* might actually use flash

(Flambard I am a cat ass trophy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 13:31, archived)

freakyazzdouchebagz

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 6:21, archived)

maybe instead

she could wear your face as a mask

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:11, archived)

I think you should stone her to death.

And then kill yourself.

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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:22, archived)

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..wil, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:24, archived)

This again?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:44, archived)

i think you should stop fucking your sister.

/obvious

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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:00, archived)

Is this a test?

Please tell me it's not a test.
I don't know the fucking answer.
This is going to fuck up my whole day.
You cunt.

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Chumps 👀, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:25, archived)

Gayshifting

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:57, archived)

shifting into hai gear

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:07, archived)

gay shift!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:17, archived)

have i seen this before?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:14, archived)

You might have

it was completed circa 1503–1519

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:18, archived)

16 years of uncertainty

that's impressive

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:21, archived)

try 32 years of uncertainty

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:37, archived)

errrmm....

i know i have early onset alzheimers, but i think my maths can cope with 19-3
or are you saying you're 32?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:40, archived)

Yeah I'm 32ish

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:43, archived)

probably

but it scarcely matters, does it? Whatever reason people produce these things for, it's certainly not originality.

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:25, archived)

it's 3 in the morning and an easy fall back

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:36, archived)

no, it absolutely matters!

i didn't pay a donation to see the same pic over and over again*.
I WANT ORIGINALITY, I WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED, GODDAMMIT!!

this comment was made in a factory that makes products that contain no seriousness and therefore we cannot guarantee the serious content of this post

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:37, archived)

you mean like this

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:38, archived)

Kids LUV fresh content!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)

*still waiting for fresh prince pics*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:28, archived)

^{oh.. go on then}

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:46, archived)

best one eva!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 7:22, archived)

I concur

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 4:15, archived)

is your ignore list current, up to date and exhaustive?

just wondering

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:30, archived)

Haha

I think it probably needs updating and reposting.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:37, archived)

i think i'm being ignored

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 7:22, archived)

That's superb work.

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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:39, archived)

do-wacka-do, wacka-do, wacka-do, wacka-do

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:38, archived)

monkey camel toe !

^{*cant stop staring*}

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:26, archived)

wish I had your happiness, and you had a monkey boner, monkey boner, monkey boner

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI-Y0CMGwxo

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:58, archived)

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:14, archived)

late night calligraphy swearing

edit: night night

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:03, archived)

Now this is art :')

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:04, archived)

yep. it's got bees and everything

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:05, archived)

But is it swearing?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:06, archived)

probably not

but it sounds a bit rude though

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:07, archived)

DOUCHEZ-VOUS LES BOUCHES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:11, archived)

As well as being the literal name for the business end of a spermicidal vaginal enema-like contraceptive device.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:13, archived)

I like "douche nozzle" as a swear better than douchebag because on its own a douche nozzle is completely fucking useless

unlike say, prick, arsehole or cunt

likewise, cocksucker? not really an insult, compared to fuckwad or wankstain

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:34, archived)

cocksucker isn't useful

if he's a 300lb red neck called bubba though.
unless you're into that sort of thing, of course

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:20, archived)

UP THE BUM

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:08, archived)

prowling the archives I see I've missed some proper mentalism this week, funtimes

also this picture is not on the front page, an outrage
www.b3ta.com/board/10579596

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:37, archived)

I know

but flanbase did make the fp.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:10, archived)

well bollocks I missed that and all

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:35, archived)

nunight

www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_QDGdbg-QQ&feature=related

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:15, archived)

just a fluffy little self portrait

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)

Yay for tramadol

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)

would!

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)

o.0

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:17, archived)

well...... why not? it's not gay if you're on top, right?

looking again you seem to have a david bowie eye, so i'm guessing you're either david bowie, or some kind of man witch

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

nope, both babyshit green

just a trick of the light on one side of my face

EDIT: actually, the ones where the iris looks light blue are the whites of my eyes. and the iris has been smooshed

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

they look blue from here, must be my CMYK settings

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:59, archived)

Also, I am more of a sandwitch than a manwitch

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

funny, i was thinking of doing some kind of manwitch/sandwich pic

after typing that

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)

...now a broodwich -- YUM!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=judyphtkBlc

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)

i'll watch this later

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 7:23, archived)

*adds mayo*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)

it's not gay

if you put lipstick around the bumhole

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:26, archived)

*takes notes*

but wouldn't owning/applying lipstick make you gay?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)

not for me it doesn't

i just borrow my boyfriend's lipstick

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)

but

...nevermind :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:33, archived)

amazing

i want to listen to tool now

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)

damit

i've got to be up at 6am, how am i ment to sleep now?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

you should have been in bed already

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)

quick wank works wonders

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:38, archived)

never heard of it. where do you get that from

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:39, archived)

JML direct

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:49, archived)

argh

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)

GEE I'D LIKE TO SEE YA LOOKIN SWELL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:57, archived)

My god it's full of Pedros!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:02, archived)

yay!

Click for bigger (54 kb)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:17, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:13, archived)

you know, every time I see this, I see something a little different

IT'S THE GIF THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:39, archived)

!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 6:54, archived)

was thinking about posting this in the forthcoming compo

but i can't be bothered to wait and it doesn't really fit anyway, not that that's ever stopped me before

also, the water company have decided they're not going to bill me for any water until a couple of weeks time when they've fitted the water meter in my new house. is there anything irresponsible/creative that i could do with lots of free water?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:49, archived)

Flood your neighbourhood

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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)

Drown.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:53, archived)

*snort*

...i mean,

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:55, archived)

/talk is scary

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:57, archived)

talk to me i'm the only nice one

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:08, archived)

what the shuddering fuck?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

so who are the biggest cunts on /talk?

i occasionally venture but i have no idea who anyone is

i want to make sure all my prejudices are justified

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)

stick with me and you'll be alright

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)

to be honest it's not all that bad

and most of them are alright.
obviously, if you behave like a dick, or say especially stupid shit, then they'll just tear you a new one.
nobody likes mortal wombat apparently

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:42, archived)

that's a lie

i quite like me

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:01, archived)

sorry, that was a unfair

almost nobody likes mortal wombat, apparently

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)

better. thanx

(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)

Oh, bugger. Too nice for /talk, too orrible for /board.

If I buy a wig and some skinny jeans, will I be allowed onto 4chan, d'you reckon?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)

if you like having sex with toddlers, yes

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)

sorry to say it, but it may be links for you then

or dare i say..... off topic

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

Given some sterling service to /links over the last day or two, eg:

www.b3ta.com/links/697266

www.b3ta.com/links/697465

Plus the Newsnight/Bagpuss one that's up there at the minute.

Off topic? *shudders*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:33, archived)

fill your pool?

fill every container you can find, just in case you don't currently have a pool, but plan to get one in the future

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)

ah this sounds good

in all fairness filling every contained could be useful for watering the garden.

a pool would surely be a pain to keep cleaning

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:59, archived)

how, so?

it's full of water so the job's pretty much done anyway.
add some fairy liquid and you're set

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:05, archived)

well i now have 2 trees in my garden

2 fucking trees. my own trees. my very own trees, all mine.

but their are deciduous, being sycamores, so they'll drop all sorts of shit into the water.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)

but i do like the idea of a massive fuck-off bubble bath

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:08, archived)

ah, i had an apple tree that used to drop apples all over my garden

i hated them, but loved the tree. So i put up with it.
i did learn that using the lawn mower as a hoover doesn't really work and the remains of apples attracts wasps and bees

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)

scrub scrub scrub

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:59, archived)

build a waterwheel and charge up some fucking big batteries

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:05, archived)

what-a-wheel-y good idea!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)

don't you just hate it when you realise that you're starting to sound like your own dad

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)

do you have a pond?

might be a good time to re-line it.

i love being on a fixed water rate, which mean i have a thick lush lawn without fear of the cost

and i can top up the pond as well.

and take long showers, mind you i have to pay the elevated gas prices for heating the water.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)

also WOO!

for Andrew McDavies

:D

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)

Fluffy and Furtive and McDavies, oh my.

and some dirty stinking tramp

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:14, archived)

I've decided to annoy Icke on Facebook

www.facebook.com/pages/David-Icke/147823328841?sk=wall&filter=1

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)

why?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)

I'm bored and in work all night and he is an easy target

and a total nut case

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)

can i have more information regarding his level of nuttyness?

/too lazy to do research blog

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)

He won't eat triangular food,

and there's something about babies he finds quite sinister.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:49, archived)

He also thinks the british royal family are all lizards

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)

all of these things are quite reasonable

apart from the spicey doritos, i can see no flaws to his thinking

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:57, archived)

And there was the video

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzKMPxdteFg

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:00, archived)

I don't know if "easy target" is correct.

Easy to aim at perhaps, but pretty hard to hit I reckon. I doubt there's anything he hasn't heard said about himself at this point, and he's still out there doing his thing.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:04, archived)

I'm not trying to take him down

just annoy a few of his followers

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:11, archived)

then I don't think you'll have any problems :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)

:) I hope so

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:26, archived)

who?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)

www.b3ta.com/challenge/davidicke/popular

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:35, archived)

popular? but I dont know who he is, so he is not popular

~~popular? but I dont know who he is, so he is not popular~~
I'm just being an annoying cunt

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:38, archived)

Really you haven't heard of popular fruit and nut lover David Icke

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)

had it not been for b3ta -- my only source for news and UK culture , I would have said "no"

...but Yes, I have

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)

i find it amusing that if david icke wants to claim that someone is "bad" for whatever reason

he instantly labels them as a SATANIST AND PAEDOPHILE

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)

I wonder if he still hates b3ta?

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:44, archived)

did he ever express his disgust?

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)

yes he was rather outraged at certain pictures on here

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Paul_P, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)

I blame 'taters' & Fat Boab

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)

WAAAARGGGHH! FUCK IS THAT?!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:58, archived)

Bwahaha!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)

She's like a humanized Playmobil figure!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)

humanized?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)

As in, they have humanism.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)

they has no humanism

and just because it's funny and it reminds me of a conversatin i had on here yesterday

www.b3ta.com/links/697531

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)

Haha!

"I don't understand 'Fuck'"

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)

with a hairstyle

from a hairstyle magazine

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:16, archived)

PLASTIC!!!

More like the Manga dolls in its ratios.
Playmobil is 4.5ish and a bit wider/round.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)

no, looks spot on for ratios

but it's the hair and the lsd induced look that does it
saying that, playmobil has more of a valium look

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)

HELMET HAIR

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)

(RobertSwank, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)

ah, freedom in action.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)

best theme tune ever!

go to your brother, kill him with a kettle
leave him boiling in his uniform, boiling in the sun

(good work!)

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:32, archived)

Needs more kettleman

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)

isn't he from Kettering

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)

Don't be so racist towards Chinese

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:44, archived)

*RAGE QUITS*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)

At the risk of being hated for life

I saw a petition on /links recently that seemed to say the police should have taken control and done more at Hillsbrough. You know; controllled the crowd, and because they didn't should be prosecuted. In almost every crowd situation since I seem to hear that the police should stay out of it and let the crowd do their thing in the name of freedom.
I'm confused.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)

more info req'd

i can't remeber the specific details of the event and how much the police knew before it got out of hand, but
if the police were aware of the overcrowding at an early stage and chose to do nothing, then they should be held partially responsible.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:25, archived)

It would seem a tad harsh

to put such a weight of responsibility on a body of armed people who can barely ever even hint at the ability to find their arse with both hands.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)

i'm feeling very anti establishment today

out of interest, do you think there is an inverse correlation with being well armed and the ability to find one's arse with both hands?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:38, archived)

I'll need to ask my Proctologist.

*gestures with bloody stump*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:45, archived)

i'm going to have to politely ask you not to wave your willy around

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:03, archived)

Tough luck, buster.

You're gonna have to ask rudely.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)

STOP WAVING YOUR DISEASE RIDDEN COCK AROUND, YOU HAMSTER FELCHING CUNT!

better?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)

Much better, thank you.

*smooths overalls, dabs lips with napkin*

oh, and *stops waving disease-ridden cock around*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:44, archived)

My understanding is

A huge amount of people arrived at once outside a football ground, perhaps a little later than expected. Fearing for their safety, the police opened a gate which created a surge into a bottleneck and killed 100 people.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)

was it the police or the ground staff though?

i remember the event itself very well, my dad kept interupting my 13th b'day party to watch the news.
inconsiderate bastard

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:40, archived)

The police are certainly getting the blame

but to make such moves without consultation does seem odd. Maybe that is what is all about. Either way, the police seem damned if they do and damned if they don't. I'm not a massive fan But I'd rather have a UK policeman on my side than just about any other country.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:43, archived)

again, i don't recall much about this and what you're saying is news to me.

consultation with who? (not being argumentative, this is a genuine question as i don't know who would be consulted)
one would believe that after all this time, if there is wasn't any evidence to suggest they police may be culpable, we wouldn't be hearing anything about it.
again, i don't know the facts, so i'm just hypothesising.
whether the uk police are any better than any others is debatable.
of course there are many countries where police behaviour is more akin to mobsters or even facist storm troopers, but ask ian tomlinson's family how responsible and reasonable the british police are.

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)

I reallly don't know enough about it

and even discussing it can get you in all sorts of trouble. I would have thought the police would consult the management of the stadium. After all; the police are actually guests inside UK venues paid for in part by them. Might not have been so back then.
Out of interest, what country do you think might have better police? The Canadians have cool hats and the Indians are a joy to watch on traffic control.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:26, archived)

i don't know if i could say categorically who has a better police force

but my own limited experience and what i've seen in the news hasn't exactly endeared me to the uk police.
i think the thing to remember is what the role of the police is and the reality of what the police are for.
i'll try and pick this up again later if you like, but my boy wants to play hide n' seek,
so i'm off to hide inthe shower and read my book for 10 minutes

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:37, archived)

Okies!

well past the time I should be in bed anyway.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:47, archived)

From what I recall...

The police made an unfortunate mistake. In theory they should have been better organised but it has to be remembered that the fences that the people were crushed against were a fairly new thing, brought in because of the rising problems with hooligans.

In short, it seems to have been one of those occasions where a little incompetence went a long way.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:53, archived)

but

if the police went in wouldn't the stand have collapsed sooner?

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arrangedletters, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 5:13, archived)

almost seven months without photoshop or a proper computer has reduced me to this.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:05, archived)

is this for a game?

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:06, archived)

I dunno I'm not making one.

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)

0_0

*orders condoms*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)

bulk order?

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)

hell, yes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)

FILM TIME!

tonight's choices are:
tremors 2
demons
the evil dead
28 days later
zombieland
the crazies(remake)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)

I always liked tremors 2

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Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)

so do i

i've got all 4 of them, but my dvd has the bizarre habit of showing tremors in german :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)

Watch something funny.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)

i don't want to

although i actually consider tremors 2, zombieland and the evil dead funny.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)

Zombieland!

Mainly cos Bill Murray

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)

Plus Emma Stone.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)

i rather like jesse eisenberg

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)

ok, zombieland it is.

g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)

i'm getting a new xps desktop soon

finally i'll be able to flip between PS and my browser after saving an animation without having to wait for the browser to start responding again.

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)

what's an xps desktop?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)

one of these

dell.to/sXWugH

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:08, archived)

oh?

dell....... *shudders*

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 2:23, archived)

WHEN GAYBARS GO BAD

With your host, former Sherrif John Bunnell

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)

sounds like an idea for an image challenge...

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:39, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)

looks a bit low poly

is it for a game?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:34, archived)

Batman vs Juggalos III

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 7:10, archived)

It's gonna be a long night....

Click for bigger (62 kb)

(gordonbrowntexturedlikesun, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)

pfft

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)

Alt compo: a sequence of four frames, the last one has to be 'thumbs up' from The Fonz

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)

haha

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

hahaha, lovely

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)

Fonzisaur

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)

:)))))

needs smaller arms

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:27, archived)

\o/

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:37, archived)

I'd just like to remind everyone that this is the highest rated image challenge idea ever but it never got used

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post144982

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

this is why democracy isn't all it's crapped up to be.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)

I can hold a shit in longer than a week.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)

Eat more

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)

I thought this challenge was still going on?

Does that mean I've been holding it all this time for nothing?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)

Yeah the beginning never got announced

Keep holding though, it will be this weeks image challenge and you will have your sweet release soon.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:11, archived)

D'oof!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)

OH haha

(macroscian (1 like), Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)

Yes

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)

YO MAMMA SO FAT

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

...never a frown,with Gordon Brown

also: the Euro is designed to fail,apparently....making way for a Global currency.....we'll have to wait and see

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)

Nwo is the only thing that's real

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:50, archived)

not good

well,not for us anyway :(

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)

Good for some of us.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

Then the new Reich will rise up and dominate the world

with the lizard people finally revealing there evil plan to teraform the earth with chemtrails

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)

chemtrails with tits

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)

don't worry about it

once i've got my secret volcano lair, my death ray and my greased-up henchmen in gold speedos, you're all fucked anyway.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

Nah, once you get your greased henchmen you'll be far too busy to take over the world.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

you'd think that, but no

total global domination interests me even more than sex.
hard to believe, but true.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)

Not a chance. You'd get as far as ordering Jeff Goldblum's kidnap and we wouldn't hear from you again.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

damn!

my one weakness, revealed!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:09, archived)

I guess they're called Oxon..

(This has been in my head for months)

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Tinlad, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

Haha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

love it!

threadrush!

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

oh dear lord

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

Beautiful work!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)

Pfftt...

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)

Nnng.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)

SPAGHETTI HOOPS!!!!!

fantastic with a spoonful of patak's curry paste mixed in

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)

Whoa.

That's nuts. Though I am going to try it next time, obviously.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)

it's delicious!

i used to drop 2 boiled eggs into it, too.
i called it eyeball spaghetti.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:44, archived)

It's like all the best foods of the world in some kind of culinary orgy.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)

yes it is

it's called slimming world green diet. i spent 2 years as a veggie because of this diet and lost a total of 2 stones. fucked it off and had my stomach surgically fucked with instead.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)

I've been vegetarian for 10 years now.

I'd have thought I'd have been eligible for some kind of prize and / or recognition.

Bacon hotpants or something equally unsuitable.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)

the call of blue steak was too strong for me

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:18, archived)

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:42, archived)

Hahahaha.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)

Pffftftft

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)

nicely done

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)

Stock photos FTW

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)

haha

excellent

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alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)

Splendid splendid splendid! =D

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)

Lovely! :D

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:47, archived)

This is marvellous.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)

YES!!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 27 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)

Lovely gif work there.

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Shlvng, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 18:46, archived)

we can haz new challenge?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

twinned with......

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)

Hull and Fuckville City Limits

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

must.. save.. hull.. repost

at least till the comp

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

Fuckton, Fuckywood and Fucklesburg

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 1:46, archived)

Uranus

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

4chan

*gets coat*

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

nether fuckwaffle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

Feather nuckwaffle

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)

i've never feathered a nuckwaffle

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)

You might of.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

well i haven't

i'm pretty sure i'd remember

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)

Fucking, Austria

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)

Fucking, shitty Austria?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)

Fucking, Shitty Austria

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)

I'm from the Shitty district in Fucking, Austria.

Where are you from Kunte, Sierra Leone?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)

TOO SLOW GRUNKPUN

BbzbzbzZbzbzbzzbbzLoloLLzbzbzzbzzzz

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

FUCKING TARSDORF

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:53, archived)

Josef Fritzl, fucking, Austria.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:39, archived)

...MONSTER TRUCKS!!!!!!!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)

SPIES! EATING CEREAL! IN MONSTER TRUCKS!

Anything could happen in B3taville.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)

even MONSTER FISHES!?

cool, i fucking love fishes

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maggenspies mayhaps, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:28, archived)

Yes I believe Fraser has fled the country stealing all our votes

so that he can sell them on the black market or is that the magenta market?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)

I will come back if its spies.

If not I'm off for another couple of years.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

Almost time to head out with the wife and scare the shit out of the local kids

Please note pic above is not my wife
Bigga on Flicka

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)

Ooooh, very spooky. o___o

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)

still would tho

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

I dunno, I'd get to know her a bit more, take her out for dinner, etc.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

dark

nice

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)

She shoud take that mascara back to the shops it's definetly not doing her eyes any good

;)

very nicely done.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

When Pinkeye goes wrong

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)

Very nice. Or should that be nasty?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

spiked contacts were a bad idea

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)

I want spiked contacts now

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)

i want black ones

so i don't have to wear sunglasses

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)

I've got a white pair and a red pair

don't think it would help much

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)

i can't wear the damn things

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)

there not so bad

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)

i've got hypersensitive eyes

which dry out when i'm asleep. i often have to wear an eyepatch of a morning, which sounds a lot cooler than it is, even if the postman does think i'm a pirate.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:38, archived)

Eyepatches are way cooler than contacts

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:41, archived)

they fuck up your depth perception

i'm used to it now, but it pissed me off when i'd go to pick something up off the table and miss about 5 times :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)

you could wear two eye patches

that would sort it out

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:45, archived)

i have a sleep mask

but i'm too paranoid to wear it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)

and it would make walking around difficult

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Paul_P, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:51, archived)

not really

due to mild OCD and oncoming blindness, i've mapped my house by walking around with my eyes closed.
i also count stairs.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

Zalgo. Err...

...she comes?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)

i'm bored shitless.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)

He has the expression of a egg cunt!

shifty bugger

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

he stabbed the chicken's hole on the way out

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)

I resemble that remark!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)

pfff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)

He does look a bit of a cunt...

PS: hello smashy!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

hello wobbly!

most exciting thing i've done today was go to the post office for my mum.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

ha ha... your mum...

lol :) etc

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)

well, she is old now

she may be a midget, but she still can't reach the floor to pick something up if she drops it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)

Maybe he just needs to come out of his shell a bit.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

*spangs*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

There's always one in the box

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)

there's usually 6

or sometimes 10.
even 15 if you get them from a supermarket

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)

Yeah, what is it with them not selling boxes of 12?

I want a dozen, dammit!
Also, all the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Cunty back together again.

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)

they didn't even try

they know how much of a cunt he is

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)

They could probably fry him out of spite

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

i would

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)

I got sold a whole box of 360 of them

But when I got home I found it only played video games :(

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)

ohgodthathurts

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)

right then you...take this:

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

sit in the corner, young lady

and think about what you've just done.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)

Why i outta...

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:26, archived)

all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog.

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)

a dog egg?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

Dizzy's disowned brother?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)

nah

he smashed all his family

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)

He should go to Robs internet cunt shed

He wont be lonely in there

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

this is true

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)

Cunt thread!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

I'm envious of their cuntish lifestyles.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)

Yes it's all rather devil-may-care

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)

they certainly are

but even they wouldn't associate with cedric

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)

Can I put this here?

It's JC's birthday tomorrow...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)

Woo for JC!!!

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addickted has attained freedom, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:57, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)

How very silly.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)

three cheers for the Ministry

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Elvis impersonator, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)

Pffft.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)

woo to the yay

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)

I'm liking where this is going

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

:o)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

Barrowman! Grrr

*shakes fist*

(User #86772, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)

Blimey, he looks sinister!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)

it's christmas tomorrow?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)

haha, great minds!

I did one of those a few years ago!
www.q4nobody.co.uk/images/jpegif/next.gif

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Q4nobody, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 9:43, archived)

He was released back in to the wild when Rainbow ended.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)

As were Bungle and Geoffrey Hayes, of course, but I wonder what happened to Zippy?

(User #86772, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)

!!!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

Hahahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

Hahaha

oh no!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)

Can I play with her twanger?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)

Only if we can play with our balls.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)

and if you don't have any balls...

ask a friend if you can play with his...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)

I've got a big red one!

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)

The original Bungle never got over his 'Nam days, so they recast him.

so they recast him.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)

Whoa

that's terrifying.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

"The jungles whispered about me... laughed at me... I still hear them..."

And yes, the original Bungle was fucking mortifying. I'm glad I didn't grow up knowing such a fear as him.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)

The horror! The horror!

(User #86772, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)

Hahaha, old school boarder Pob linked me to this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k6t2t636dU
What the fuck is going on with Zippy's mouth?

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)

I feel violently drunk, and if I knew what it was like, stoned as well.

It truly is the stuff of nightmares.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)

Yay!

That's great :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)

Fankyoo :)

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)

semi horns....

(Pob mk2, Thu 27 Oct 2011, 3:35, archived)

Happy Halloween as I will be working through Halloween

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)

nice!

*clicks*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)

*Runs away*

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)

Wooo!

If the THING from outer space was vegetable based life-form.

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Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)

Eeeeeeeeep

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)

nice and satisfying to squash

This Halloween I will mostly be drinking alcoholic dandelion and burdock

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

Now, I can't decide if that sounds awesome or urghno.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)

just drink it

eventually you'll get used to it :)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)

I'll let you know

I have a backup of alcoholic lemonade fermenting away as well

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)

you won't give a shit after a couple of pints

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)

KILL IT WITH HAMMERS!!

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)

nicely :)

edit:

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)

Haha

That'll get the kids in!

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)

"lollypops"....

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

Fantastic...!

* In other news, I am feeling a bit dirty as I have just started work, touching up Simon Le-Bon for tomorrow..

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)

enjoy

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)

Hahaha.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)

SOCK! :D

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)

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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)

mouseferatu

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:00, archived)

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prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

We need part 2

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

haha

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)

This put a whole new spin on that scene. Rather deviant.

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:07, archived)

Great cats. I have the same two at home. Boo and Gizmo

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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)

Well...Happy Halloween to you!...Watch out for ghosts in graveyards.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)

Awww can I keep it if I promise to feed it?

Nice work miss

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)

Banandibles

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)

Excellent stuff :)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)

like this much

in Japan we pay well for such fetish of pumpkin spiders (pumkinarachnitai)

(Wanky workin' the sweet trolly, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)

ZOINKS!

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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)

Vnice:)

Animate it:)

(herman:D, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)

It would take some rigging

but I might have a bash one day if I have some spare time

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:12, archived)

Crivens!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)

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