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# Need a wipe?
(Adster13, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:15, archived)
# A winky, wanky wipe?
wanky wipe?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:16, archived)
# well, you've got at least one fan!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:21, archived)
# thanks
but i use kittens myself
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)
# i'm pretty sure this happens every night
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Your talent is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Astonishingly good!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:58, archived)
# wheeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)
# In my 20s, my girlfriend at the time and I were featured in a magazine
in a photograph of us trundling along, me on my skateboard, her on her rollerblades, hand-in-hand.

They were trying to reconcile the differences between skateboarders and rollerbladers hahahaha

/QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)
# awwww!
were you wearing a wooly hat?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Hahaha no - I'd got to the stage of realising that £20 for a beany with Vans written on it wasn't a bargain.
It was quite a nice photo, ashley - us from behind silouetted against the setting sun. It was somewhere in Dulwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Did Jeremy Beadle give you £250 for the video?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:04, archived)
#
video girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:21, archived)
# But on the other hand, perhaps not.
/ jbac
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:49, archived)
# This is true.
I saw it on a Panorama investigation into dents in the roofs of public transport vehicles.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:09, archived)
# Brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:25, archived)
# Splendid
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:44, archived)
# It is indeed a regular occurance
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_AceNz7HAc
(I made this yonks ago)
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:55, archived)
# gawjus
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Yayy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)
# very nicely done
w/y/h :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:53, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:53, archived)
# I'M LUITENANT JOHN PIKE
AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)
# ACAB
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Arf!
A friend of mine has that tattooed on his knuckles.
He also has CHOAS on his neck - written just like that.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Hahahaha
My best mate works in a tattoo parlour and some of the things people want...the mind truly boggles
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:08, archived)
# haha
and that waiter has some mighty cuffs
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:00, archived)
# "Waiter's cuff" sounds like it should be cockney rhyming slang...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:03, archived)
# BASTARD!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Sorry for the delay this morning, I think I spent a little to long doing my research this morning and I am now well late for work!
Yesterday ‘dogbomb‘ Scarlett Johansson, seconded by ‘dazbrilliantwhites’ and thirded by ‘Eduard Khil's Haircut’, who added Jamie Lee Curtis.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)
# mmmm Scarlett Johansson
Those arse pictures, god lord.. And that English accent in The Prestige


back in a mo..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:18, archived)
# From Left: Would, would, gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Yay! Double Scarlett! And JLC as well :D Top work
Cheers WB! Franco Nero and, if time, Kelly Brook, for research, tomorrow please?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:25, archived)
# There is more to come....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:32, archived)
# too many white women
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Well, there are too many of 'em.
I think he's proposing a cull.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:00, archived)
#
Surely it's Boris Karloff tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:40, archived)
# and Harpo Marx
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:43, archived)
#
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)
# and Kelly Brooke!

Kelly Brook Cameltoe Shows NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:00, archived)
#
Strangely arousing
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:49, archived)
# Yummy, yummy, meh....
yummy meh....
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Meh?
I'd gladly give her all six fingers!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3rsz-W3HiU
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:01, archived)
# O_0
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:17, archived)
#
‘Drunken Miss Ho‘ then asked for Terry Gilliam, seconded by ‘RedHouse’ who added Mariel Hemingway, click here if you would like to see her puppies.



I really do have to go to work now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:57, archived)
# *drops monocle* Never heard of this Mariel Hemingway before o___o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Did you click the link to see her puppies?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Waives hand
Those were not the puppies I was looking for.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Hand is no longer applicable
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:21, archived)
# am i the only one that thinks scarlett johnansson looks like moose?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Still would though - Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:34, archived)
# nah, i really wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Furry alert!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
# She's got the skinny pouting disease
But yes, would, with gusto.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:50, archived)
# The skinny pouting disease
and lovely norks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Tuesday Nings!
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Oh for fucks' sake ...
TJ: did anyone listen to those two women on Radio Bore this morning talking about whether or not to allow employees to have a say in the boss's wage check?

One of them said in reponse "You wouldn't allow your children to have a say in how much you spend on the housekeeping, would you?"

Who was this oxygen thief and why are they still alive?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 8:58, archived)
# more coke and jaffa cakes!
i think kids have a say in the housekeeping anyway
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:03, archived)
# speaking as a communist
before anything, i think workers should have a stake in the business they're working for
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Seriously, though - she was a right twat.
Although she did come out with the gem "Anyone who says 'It's not fair' after the age of seven needs a reality check."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:05, archived)
# That line did amuse me
but I didn't catch who she was either
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:08, archived)
# She was a senior executive of a company (dont know which) and said her wage last year was £100,000
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:14, archived)
# In fact, thinking on it - when the other woman responded "Well I made £10k", and she laughed ...
I'm going to vote for her, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Heather McGregor, director of Taylor Bennett
a headhunting firm...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:40, archived)
# We should find out where she lives and shit in her shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Part of workers wages (say @ 50%) should be based on the company's profits
If the company does badly they lose half their wages
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:13, archived)
# Like John Lewis?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:24, archived)
# yep and the co op, i believe
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] ceaser and the chocolate factory


Click for bigger (90 kb)
(grotpig, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 8:10, archived)
# Needs more MOnkey buttsex
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 8:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 8:59, archived)
# You have to put up a fight.
(ideasbychuck, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 8:08, archived)
# i think you mean epithelials
*takes drink*

as per csi drinking game rules

also, does it need to be so BIG? (100kb for pics)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 8:17, archived)
# spammer
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Hi
Hi,

Spammer?

Call me a wanker, but I'm not a spammer. Am I trying to sell you press on nails?

Get bent,

Chuck
(ideasbychuck, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Uh oh spaghettiohs.
Hi,

Spammer?

Spamming, in internet terms, is basically posting messages we aren't interested in, in an attempt to try and gain sales/views. Which is exactly what you're doing. Spammer.

Go flagellate yourself with a marigold full of porrige.

Mu
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 22:19, archived)
# It gives CSI....
*puts on sunglasses*
... A fighting chance

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 12:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 6:53, archived)
# my hero
they should all be maced in the face
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 7:00, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 7:12, archived)
# with the original maces, preferably
i wasn't happy with the first attempt, so i've done another

hang on, who should be maced in the face, the police or the protesters?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 7:14, archived)
# He probably maced one of his servants...
"WHERE ARE MY CROISSANTS? FEEL THE LAW, BURNING IN YOUR EYES!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 7:56, archived)
# YOU BETRAYED THE LAW
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 8:14, archived)
# s
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 3:25, archived)
# "Girl's face felt like guts" says Portillo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 3:47, archived)
# but tastes like buttah
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 3:59, archived)
# face goes one way
eyes go the other

SCIENCE-MAGIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 4:57, archived)
# my favorite one like that -- the longer you stare at the dead-center, the slower it goes
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 5:08, archived)
# Ew. I don't like that.
I mean...... It's brilliant, but I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Based on true events.

Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 3:14, archived)
# I just saw this on the news
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 3:14, archived)
# spock
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 3:21, archived)
# YAY
Honk!

I have a sneaky suspicion that car is a Bel Air.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 5:02, archived)
# I approve of this image.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 8:56, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE JARS
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Hahahaha! This is great!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Harmony Hairspray: is she or isn't she?

pepper spray cop
(protocoldroid, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:33, archived)
# Nice.
but the de-ris is probably unnecessary.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:45, archived)
# pepper spray cop
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 4:12, archived)
# i'm going with it's not a she
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 3:08, archived)
# and i'm going to drop this here
just to brighten up the place
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 3:13, archived)
# I thought I was old....
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 4:21, archived)
# In his spare time!
(Fly Projector, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 5:04, archived)
# That is one folorn child on the right
(ex-child?)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 6:38, archived)
# The musical!
(Fly Projector, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 6:31, archived)
# Why men will love such a naive model?
spammity, spam, spam
(weeyaosi, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Maybe this will help:

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:24, archived)
# it helps more than the last image ...
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:27, archived)
# The last image?
I wonder what the last image will be.
Will the person who makes it be aware that it is 'the last image'?
I suppose if they were the last person alive, they might know.
But if we were all wiped out by airborne ebola, what would 'the last image' be?
Perhaps mankind's epitaph will be a picture of freebase with a magenta cock.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:32, archived)
# seems more than likely
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:36, archived)
# Mankind doesn't deserve such a fine epitaph.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:37, archived)
# Perhaps not collectively,
but I do.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:46, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:52, archived)
# It's almost as though the image were moving.
Witch! Burn the witch!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:58, archived)
# "burn" looks like "bum"
it's this font
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 7:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 3:07, archived)
# pantismo
randigo
canalet
togasm
rantasy
rhubats
nudistic
octopedal
starehen
dreme
moronet
erratica
hatories
ectopath
screwist
roqueteer
outpee
tardina
erminal
nautimen
humania
tardrace
gloomcheese
toiletic
snailknot
pilkier
eelism
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:25, archived)
# I
like
your
style
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Captain Haddock insults?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Isn't it obvious?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 8:15, archived)
# oh dear


pepper spray cop
(protocoldroid, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Liking this.
Just tuned in for a quick look at b3ta before bedtime, and get to be first to click this.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:16, archived)
# "click" looks like "dick"
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 7:06, archived)
# Pfeffer macht unfrei
(protocoldroid, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:19, archived)
# Thought you could rig the knobly knees competition, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:34, archived)
# I don't fully understand
can you buy pepper spray at Maplins now?
Or perhaps Maplins has branched out into holiday resorts where you can spend a week shopping for electronics, that would be pretty cool I think.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:59, archived)
# De Ris for anyone not as old and decrepid as me :(
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi-de-Hi!#Plot
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 3:03, archived)
# OIC
I did not know that, even though I'm old enough, because I couldn't watch it because Su Pollard.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Su Pollard was terrible problem in the 80's,
thank god science was able to eradicate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 3:08, archived)
# pppffffff!
*arf*
(protocoldroid, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:26, archived)
#

Clonus rockio
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 1:58, archived)
# Mmmmmm, Joanne Whalley.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:05, archived)
#
Kilmer?
Or not any more - I'm so out of touch with sleb news these days.

Do you know, I haven't watched more than about 20 hours of telly in the last year.
Apart from being unsure of the marital status of Joanne Whalley, I don't really miss it.

edit: hah! took a while to register the 'dennis' not 'harry'.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:14, archived)
# I record hours of telly, then delete without watching it,
quite therapeutic actually. And no, she's not married to Fatman anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:40, archived)
# So I'm in with a chance then?
Good news.

edit: though having said that, out of Dennis's leading ladies I liked Gina Bellman more.
But then there was that blonde one in Lipstick on Your Collar, Louise Germaine.
But her lips are a bit thin. Not sure I trust women with thin lips any more.
Ah, maybe I'll leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:51, archived)
# I'd stick with JW, she's a good, earthy, northern lass.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 3:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Blonged
(ape of greatness, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Chewing gum in your hair is THE WORST THING EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 1:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Second ever photoshop attempt. Please bear with me.


Click for bigger (109 kb)
(Rhosyn, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:08, archived)
# are you using actual photoshop, or paint.net, or something else?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Solitaire
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:36, archived)
# after some serious consideration
i've concluded that you're right.
i'm wondering if there a link between newbie retention and responding to posts. if newbies don't respond to posts, do they dissappear forever
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:53, archived)
# Most of my stuff is created by gnawing on the hard drive platters
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:39, archived)
# and to such a great effect
but you'll be fucked when it all goes ssd
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:47, archived)
# WordPerfect
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:40, archived)
# not excel?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Well, if the bear that's with you likes it, I suppose that's fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:20, archived)
# i think the bear's eaten her
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:29, archived)
# well, that's tonight's film sorted
aliens FTW!
bugger, computer's making that weird noise again, time to turn it off i think. 'bye all, see you whenever i can!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:32, archived)
# new cat
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:01, archived)
# i like your talcum powder cat
T.J:
it looks like my computer is finally dying. it's really fucked up. i've got another one in the pipeline, but it may take a while to get(unless my mate hurries it up) sorted. until then, it looks like i may have to be offline for a while :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:06, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:07, archived)
# it's pissing me off
i can use mum's laptop when i'm there, but as it's small, i can only go on it for half an hour before i get a massive headache
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:10, archived)
# You should try and get a projector
Mate of mine had one, started off using it for films on special occasions, then all TV, then computers. Very odd seeing someone check their email on a screen the size of wall
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:13, archived)
# the same mate who's got me a computer has got a projector
i couldn't get it off him with a crowbar!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:17, archived)
# i used to teach music lessons in a school that had a projector in the classroom
the classroom was normally empty
and the kids generally didn't turn up
so i used to watch films on the projector for about 2 hours.

easy money :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:28, archived)
# may I recommend
only using it for 25 mins at a time.
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:14, archived)
# hmmm
good idea ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:18, archived)
# thanks :D
i had a computer that was pretty much fucked
then i took the hard drive out and now just use a linux mint live CD. works better than ever :D
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:13, archived)
# see, this is my problem
i understood very little of what you said there. i know next to fuck all about computers and would probably end up electrocuting myself if i tried anything :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:19, archived)
# well if you're feeling adventurous (which i guess you're not!),
burn this onto a CD

mirror.sov.uk.goscomb.net/linuxmint.com/stable/11/linuxmint-11-lxde-cd-32bit.iso

put it in the CD drive and restart the computer

and everything should be nice and shiny
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:27, archived)
# i shall get my mate to try this when he's here next
as i REALLY have no clue what i'm doing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:30, archived)
# I really like this.
Have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 23 Nov 2011, 15:04, archived)
# "I AM THE 110%!!! I AM THE LAW!!! I AM FAT CAT!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:56, archived)
# There's a freebase picture for every occasion
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Nice fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)
# You give good fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:25, archived)
# I have their old logo around here somewhere ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I love this soooooooo much :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Ta, this is rather special too :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 23:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:06, archived)
# NOOOO!!! Name Your Challenge 4eva in are hartz :'(((
www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/500m_row


(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Oh thank god
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Also, I say 'outed' very loosely ...
b3ta.com/board/10606536
but he never denied it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)
# haha :)
and i'm going to post this because i just found it again.

(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:42, archived)
# Cockhands bum-out boy
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)
# pretty much
definitely my favourite superhero
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 23:01, archived)
# He's pretty much got things covered
I mean, someone points out that he has penises for hands, and he says "But wait, I can also fly. Watch". And suddenly everyone's forgotten about his hands and is gasping at the incredible flying man.

Or maybe vice versa.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Christmas is saved!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)
# I do like this.
A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:34, archived)
# NOOOO!!!
www.pbase.com/search?q=petranek&b=Search+Photos&c=sp
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 1:24, archived)
# RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)
# YOU BETRAY DA LAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# YOU BETRAY DA LAW, YOU BETRAY ME AND BABY JESUS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:22, archived)
#
too big for the board
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# that's less kb than my recent FP
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Wrong
It's fewer kb
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# Its
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)
# don't be silly
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 23:36, archived)
# Its kb are fewer
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 23:37, archived)
# It's an image of fewer kb, so its size is less massive.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Top notch brutality shoppery there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)
# THANK YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Yay for FAT CAT
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:57, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 23:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 21 Nov 2011, 23:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# FASTER, YOU FUCK! FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
# NEAR THE TOP
I hope no-one minds if I spam this, but I think it's important. If you live in Scotland:
www.b3ta.com/links/Scottish_Government_consultation_on_same_sex_marriage
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 7:21, archived)
# Needs more fuck!
Have some toap to show my appreciation.


(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)
# The cunt that is Taters doesnt approve of this post!

(sorry - its been cat overload on /links today)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Boo-urns!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# I like the way Snrub thinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# CATS
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:50, archived)
# Some smooth moves right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:50, archived)
# I don't think it's working...
...needs a cuter kitteh
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Work it, baby
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:59, archived)
# FUCK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
#
(Fly Projector, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Other people have taken off with this
quite quickly for Merkins
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 2:03, archived)
# Needs more quo
(Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 8:52, archived)
# Aint no better motivation than a leaping Flanbase!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Such brilliant work! Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:26, archived)
# im saving this to my phone so i can put it on loop when i go to the gym
ULTIMATE MOTIVATION
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:37, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHA YES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)
# hahahahah
That other guy should be used more often.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Hell yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Oh they are totally cheesing, dude!
Cheesing off their fucking faces!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)
# ^This, totally.
There's as much comedic value in the other Pbase denizens.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)
# All gone now though, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Unfortunately so :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 23:30, archived)
# PANTSPANTSPANTSPANTSPANTSPANTSPANTSPANTSPANTSPANTS
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# KILL YERSELF FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Fuck Kill
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# this is brilliant
It would take a lot more than Vimod to kill Freebase though
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Freebase would just knit back together like the T1000
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:04, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:19, archived)
# _o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:22, archived)
# The gang's all here!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# |0|
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 23:52, archived)
# This is a thing of beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Felt like a good idea when I started.


Click for bigger (301 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Oh!
Con Trair
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)
# That's top!
Have a click sir.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 21:11, archived)

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