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To save confusion about when it's gayshift, just put a banner at the top of every new thread so people know. Like this ^
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:21, archived)
# there we go.

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:24, archived)
# Is she going swimming with all that jewellery on?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:28, archived)
# I have no idea.
But that tattoo is peeling off, I'd get my money back.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:29, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:19, archived)
# I'd put it in my tea...
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:03, archived)
# One flan in Paris
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:14, archived)
# romantic as fuck
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:32, archived)
# I've been wanting to do this since she (her estate, I suppose) sold off all her stuff.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 4:01, archived)
# That is all well and good
But now Wobbly Bloke won't post, how do I know when it ends?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Has WB stopped posting?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:38, archived)
# A load of facebook thwaights bullied him off...
He is still posting, but hiding the vags :-(
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:40, archived)
# I wasn't a fan of the vag creams,
but it's a shame if he's felt he has to stop posting them.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:45, archived)
# off board bullying affecting /board?
they were a nice marker. the vag creams, that is, not the bullying. if there was any. i've been oblivious to all this but had noticed wb's absence.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:52, archived)
# ^this...
The parsnips thing was a plot from the "clique" to push his vags off the board.... I didn't know till a few days later....

i wouldn't mind, but the majority of the people who seemed up for it where mainly /talk trolls.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:16, archived)
# /talk... say no more
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:18, archived)
# Prexactly.
I've only looked over there once or twice, And it's the most pointless thing I have ever seen.

people just post "yes" then people say "no" then "fuck off" and that is an entire thread!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:20, archived)
# Yes.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:21, archived)
# no
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:24, archived)
# Fuck off.
NEW THREAD!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:25, archived)
# Alright?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:25, archived)
# no
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Yes.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:29, archived)
# oh alright, then. if you insist.
but it's my turn next time
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:33, archived)
# Too polite for /talk, that shows genuine humanity.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:28, archived)
# I dunno - I've seen a few gripping new threads begin just like that.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:29, archived)
# gripping, you say? tell me more!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:30, archived)
# he meant griping
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 4:16, archived)
# I've seen a few half decent threads....
But 9 times out of 10 there is always a bitch fest going on in it.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:38, archived)
# Was it really a plot aimed at him?
I just thought the prodge was shouting that for attention, bless him. The parsnips thing was a lot of fun.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:29, archived)
# this
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:39, archived)
# ^that
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:47, archived)
# He's returned
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Good.
I had no problem with his work, and it isn't like he spammed them. He liked making them and he seems a nice enough bloke. I don't see the issue.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:28, archived)
# I don't think that I have to hide the fact that I hated them
but this is all stupid - there was no organised attempt to push him off the board and more importantly it's not up to him to say when the gayshift ends.

And considering his initial goal was to stop the gayshift I really don't have much sympathy for him.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 4:16, archived)
# I quite honestly
don't know the ins and outs of it all. There were people i really like on both sides of the argument so i did what any self respecting Internet Coward would do and went and watched TV.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:55, archived)
# wise move. so there was an actual argument?
dispute/difference of opinion - and not just name calling then?

oh, well. just the internetz, innit. all will soon be forgotten. though forever preserved in html code to be brought up in the future at the most inopportune of moments.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:57, archived)
# I think words were exchanged
and WB did a very poor temporary flounce. But I didn't witness most of it all.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:02, archived)
# The trouble with flouncing these days,
is that the bar has been set so high.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:15, archived)
# come back ls18! all is forgiven!
and flounce again
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:16, archived)
# True
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:17, archived)
# WB made the sensible decision of not letting pricks bully him off.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:17, archived)
# maybe he 'never forgive'
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:23, archived)
# Just accept
it never really ends, it just falls silent occasionally.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:52, archived)
# It's always night time somewhere on Earth, thus technically making the Gayshift a 24 hour job.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:54, archived)
# communist
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:01, archived)
# I ain't no pinko hippie faaayug!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:06, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:31, archived)
# MAY THE SUPER HAPPY FUN TIME COMMENCE
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Aye that's right,
I think rob said at one time he preferred that name to "gay shift".
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:41, archived)
# or
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:37, archived)
# GAY SHIFT ROYALE
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:41, archived)
# get on eet
slacker
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:42, archived)
# THIS DAMAGED MY SOUL
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:14, archived)
# Haha,
the one in the sailor suit is thinking "hmm, does this all look a bit gay"
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:17, archived)
# New improved version. I COULDN'T TAKE IT.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:18, archived)
# I like your style
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Well at least there are two of us with skill worthy of the gayshift.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:40, archived)
# I'd like to see him clock off
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:42, archived)
# PRIVATE PANTS PARTY: COMMENCE
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:40, archived)
# by the power of gayskull
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:46, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:50, archived)
# not her again!
:((
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:51, archived)
# Yeah but
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:55, archived)
# best of the web :D
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:02, archived)
# My favourite part of this is the "aaoww" before "We need the funk!"
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 3:42, archived)
# This haunts my dreams.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:19, archived)
# This pleases me immensely.
Back online after two weeks without a connection. Looks like I missed a lot!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Did you catch the Moggy saga?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:33, archived)
# ive seen moggy's posts, is it gone now?
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:39, archived)
# Which of the many sagas of Moggy?
Last I saw she'd settled down a bit.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:48, archived)
# Oh christ, there's too many to go into.
If you know of moggy I'm sure you can guess what was going on.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:55, archived)
# It's quiet so I'll pop this here before the gay shift starts.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:50, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)
# This is very strange
I like.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:03, archived)
# wow
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)
# MOO
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:31, archived)
# it's WOO
fuckbiscuit!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:34, archived)
#
fuckbiscuit - hahaha
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:40, archived)
# stay out of it!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:51, archived)
# fucking leave it!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:52, archived)
# i love you
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:54, archived)
# Awww sweetie
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:57, archived)
# It's like gronkpan said,
"Let's never fight again"
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:58, archived)
# ~.~;;
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:02, archived)
# ur all gay!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:09, archived)
# That is probably the worst join-the-dots pic I've ever seen, shitcannon.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)
# that's cause there were no dots :( you insensitive douchenugget
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:50, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:06, archived)
# Halfway through
I see Krytie!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:16, archived)
# Yay!
I can't tell if that's Lemmy or Brandow. Excellent work.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Brandow, I kept the beard.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Meme-tacular!
He haunts all memories...
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:01, archived)
# i think YOU just started the gayshit
WOO!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:05, archived)
# I figured it would fit in well.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:06, archived)
# It's always the gayshift.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:09, archived)
# You love it
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:00, archived)
# haha
ooh just noticed my candles!

edit: lockerbie bombing?! :(
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)
# winter solstice
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)
# the chakras
are aligned
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:09, archived)
# They need some deco's - it's xmas.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:44, archived)
# I did try an xmas one, but the depth of the fecking picture makes it impossible for anything to look right that isn't in the front.
or I lack the skills to do so.
Besides, I thought it would be all purpose meme response!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:03, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:01, archived)
# hahaha
It's quiet so I'll pop this here before the gay shift starts to start the gay shift
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:03, archived)
# ^this....
It's hard to tell when it ends now....
I used to use Wobbly Bloke's vags as the breakwater/start to the day.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:07, archived)
# b3ta is always the gay for me
always
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:10, archived)
# They're still about
you just need to look a little harder.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:19, archived)
# I missed that today...
But I've been in bed feeling sorry for myself.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:29, archived)
#

(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 1:13, archived)
# GAY SHIFT!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 2:28, archived)
# Got Thrown Out of Town, Made a Dinosaur. The Syria to Lebanon Bus Stop
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:49, archived)
# did you, at any point, get on the floor?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:51, archived)
# I somehow doubt he even got as far as opening anything.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:55, archived)
# poor show all round
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Woah
Just mucking around. This place used to me more fun.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:01, archived)
# boom boom akalaka laka boom
it was a night night like this a million years ago etc

edit: top lurking! *hands over award*
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:02, archived)
# *opens the door*
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)
# *gets a monkey skull to go*
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:49, archived)
# ^ this
I like your pic
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Likes
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:02, archived)
# yikes
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Pikes
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:03, archived)
# trouts
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:04, archived)
# I am going to report this to the mods
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:09, archived)
# i'm off to bed
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:11, archived)
# I'm already in bed, lol
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Sent from my iPad
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Sent from my prehistoric abacus.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Sent from my toilet.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:53, archived)
# I fucking knew it.
they're hiding EVERYWHERE.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:07, archived)
# extinct MY ASS
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:07, archived)
# That's scary!
But this is much scarier: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFHBtu6Nb40

FUCK!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:18, archived)
# Why did I click that... -_-
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Admit it, you shit yourself didn't you?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I'm not even scared of clowns, but damn...
I almost shat out my heart.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:32, archived)
# I like the comment...
"scroll back up you pussy" LOL
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:21, archived)
# mnngmnngmnnngmnnng
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
# *applauds^
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:44, archived)
# hahahah, brilliantly done.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:45, archived)
# *also applauds*
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:45, archived)
# hahahaha
fucking hell!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:45, archived)
# Hahahahahhaah
That's fucking mental!


(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:48, archived)
# I'm getting an Adlesse window in your post
What the hell?!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:10, archived)
# Hosted here mate
No idea
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Fluffeh! Beautiful but deadly Kitteh deserves one of these:

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:47, archived)
# She was eating some deer's brain this afternoon
it was full on
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:57, archived)
# You, Sir,
Sirhave absolutely positively the bestest job in the whole wide world.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:59, archived)
# She munched on this for hours
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:12, archived)
# Why did i instantly
think of Moggy and Jolly Jack? I need to lie down.
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Om nom nom...ewwww
Glad my kitties don't demand such morsels for their delight and delectation!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:37, archived)
# OH SHIT
*J-horror flashbacks*
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
Let's see if Elliot's haunted stare works with Kim Jong Un here...



FUCK!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Meanwhile, on the border with south korea
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:55, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:00, archived)
# He'd have to flap'em like a hummingbird to keep that bonce aloft.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:02, archived)
# i think he runs out of energy
which is why he falls back down
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
# He needs a fella with a baby bottle full of nectar to keep him going.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:05, archived)
# you're just being silly now
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:08, archived)
# Unless it's just a novelty balloon
full of helium.

Let's see if he speaks in a really high-pitched voice.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:42, archived)
# where's that heading to?
have a big woooooo sir!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Hahaha fantastic! :D
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
# STOP SUCKING UP LOSSER...
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Thanks for the heads up
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:05, archived)
# ooof
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Ace.....
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:06, archived)
# These guys seem to sport the same weird James Bond villain haircut
generation after generation, it's like they are allowed to get away with it, or something
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:07, archived)
# They'r'e trying to look like Stalin
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:09, archived)
# but with the typical asian issue with facial hair
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:12, archived)
# i wonder how easy it is to get hold of brylcreem in the DPRK
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:11, archived)
# Nigh impossible
You must admire of their want of obviously trying, though
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:13, archived)
# maybe they just stockpile their sebum
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Haha
I had to google that :)
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
# haha he rooks so interigent just rike his dear papa!
:D
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Yeah, threatening the world with war just so they can get free swag. Kim Jong Il was as cunning as a lighthouse rat. ;)
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:33, archived)
# haha very smooth
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Haha. He makes it look so easy.
This reminds me, I had a dream last night that I went riding motorcycles with Joe Biden. He didn't have a helmet on, and his eyes were all crinkled and squinched up in the wind. If only I could photoshop it.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:45, archived)
# majestic!
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Top comedy timing right here.
(, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 0:16, archived)
# The .mov version is far better of course but I couldn't figure out how to change the audio so that Ronery sounded like Rooney

Now with added .mov link www.b3ta.com/links/Im_so_Rooney
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:49, archived)
# verry well done! lol
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:51, archived)
# That's clever
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:53, archived)
# is that dominik diamond?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:56, archived)
# how do i get off level four of mario 64, gamesmaster?
WANK IT! WANK IT HARD!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Top stuff!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:56, archived)
# You're piece of shit invsable man and I'v always hated you...
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:59, archived)
# You know what Drimble? You're an unfunny cunt and all that tedious, drawn-out shit today with the Chinese website link wasn't in the slightest bit funny.
Now everyone else is too polite to say it, so I will: FUCK RIGHT OFF
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:01, archived)
# You're both shit.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Are you talking to him or me..
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:12, archived)
# YOU KNOW WHAT INVISABLE...... YOU'RE JUST A CUNT..
WITH YOU'RE CONSTANT GAZING OF INSULTS, SO NO ONE ELSE KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKING SAY,YOU CAN PISS RIGHT OFF...
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Right, that's it, totally gazzing Rob about this.
I'm not insulting anybody, this started out a good natured joke but it's all got out of hand now, sending threats of violence is a step too far
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:10, archived)
# They're not threats..... they're fucking promises...
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:12, archived)
# I'm rolling my sleeves up and heading round yours now, let's do this
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:13, archived)
# I'll get the lube... I love your James Herriot impressiom
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:20, archived)
# And let that be a lesson to you
*dusts off hands*
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:42, archived)
# I just wonder what the night shift will make of this ;-)
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:57, archived)
# OH GOD NONE OF IT MAKES ANY SENSE NOW
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Which regular are you?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
# I'm cunfused my self now....
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Haha
Night Drimble
Night all, I'm off
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Night night hairy Lady man..
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:21, archived)
# Haha
Now I'm really off
:)
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:22, archived)
# joe pascalloi?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Ahahaha
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Elvis Costelos new vid..
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:01, archived)
# hahaha how lovely
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:46, archived)
# had this idea from someone's eariler post.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:35, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:38, archived)
# i was waiting for that one lol!
whats his name, chechcock?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Haha
Haven't posted it for at least 14 hours! Woo by the way ;)
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:45, archived)
# mind you, the way uhura's leg is bouncing like that is......
ty for the woo!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:56, archived)
# Haha always love this one...
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Which regular are you then?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Are MGM having a laugh..
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:43, archived)
# and it is hat stand sir.
*clicks*
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:52, archived)
# to boldly cum where no man has cum before!!!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Doctor!
It's urgent!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:55, archived)
# I have been away for far far too long
It has probably been over 12 months since I have posted here, I have missed all of you guys. Had a few emotional wobbles but now I am back in the swing of things.

And Christmas is shit.

Anyway I am glad to be back and cant wait to get stuck in again "ooh errr!"

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:20, archived)
# nice!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:21, archived)
# This is really great.
Rainbow x 2 ?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Rainbow x 1
Its rather old now, and I cannot recall why I created it. It is possible that I may not have been sound of mind at the time....
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:24, archived)
# It's beautiful.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Aw you really think so?
Thank you muchly :-) What a nice thing to say to make me feel welcome again.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:33, archived)
# I could cancel it out if you like. Just say the word.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:34, archived)
# LET'S TAKE A VOTE ON IT SHALL WE?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:38, archived)
# I'm afraid I must mildly protest about your Anti-Mu agenda, Mothra.
Ok, I could accept the no Mu before watershed... but this lobbying to send me to the gas chamber is surely a bit harsh.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Tough on Mu,
tough on the causes of Mu.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:15, archived)
# I mean, I would at least have had a chance against the mecha-lions in that Neo-Roman Slaughterdome you suggested.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Hmmm this is an intriguing offer that I may have to take you up on, as that response may actually make me feel *more* at home....
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Done.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Sweet.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Yes I do think so!
And welcome back!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Very lovely...
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Thank you.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:34, archived)
# That's a good fish.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Who the fuck are you, bitchtits?
Fuck back of to hasbeentopia and take shitfish with you. Merry Christmas.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha. Now I feel right at home.
Thank you MuMu so so much for your kind kind words.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:49, archived)
# 3pm - she gives us her festive message - ahhhhh

"I am your Queen, init!"
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Making a change from her usual message...
"I am your Queen, in knit"
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:52, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:53, archived)
# SQUARE
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Why?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:01, archived)
# I mean why are zombies shit?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:05, archived)
# why aren't they shit?
also, which regular are you?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:10, archived)
# New in town! But lurked for a while.
Just checked on the internets, it seems you're wrong. Zombies aren't shit.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:12, archived)
# you give in too easily
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:26, archived)
# What?
Haha!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Haha
which regular are YOU?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I'm posting for the first time today!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Hang on you didn't mean me did you?
Whoops!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:16, archived)
# What is your name, Sir?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:25, archived)
# He thinks about nothing but the glory of the Communist Party...
and pies.

Mostly pies.

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:01, archived)
# the only fat person in north korea
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:08, archived)
# And chocolate
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha
deserves more replies
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 0:31, archived)
# No wonder he looks so happy then.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Hello
I like this!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:50, archived)
# must...not...PIEEEEE
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:58, archived)
# I ain't got nobody
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:04, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMMM PIES
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:18, archived)
# Happy thoughts. (It does look good)
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Grrrrrr!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:19, archived)
# 6%
cunts.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Double-chinned, greedy dividend-grabbing, pension-pocketing...
...CUNTS. Yes sir-ree!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Can't you just ask your Tory chums to bung a bit more cash on the tracks?
You know, on top of the 2.7 grand they spend on carting each of you eel-chompers around every year?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:25, archived)
# At least you have a public transport system
to speak of.

/90 minutes for a fucking bus tonight blog
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:34, archived)
# wow, they've really improved the service there then
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:44, archived)
# there is a bus service here... it goes through once a day...
no way of getting home - fantastic!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:47, archived)
# I'm glad i don't live in london
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:54, archived)
# KJI lolz
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:44, archived)
# why do you hate asian people so much michael?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
# *Actual real life lol*
BECAUSE THEY LOOK FUNNY
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:06, archived)
# i almost forgave you!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:07, archived)
# :) Someone should tuck those legs in
Also, sorry for TJ, but this isn't worth a new thread...

...because it's too RISsy www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/16261783
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Little known fact:
Aye-Ayes fucking LOVE candy canes.

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:31, archived)
# Oh hai eye
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:33, archived)
# hello there - welcome to my aye aye pad
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:15, archived)
# ..........
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:22, archived)
# The fear has been induced.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:39, archived)
# licky-licky-aye-aye
weird lookin critters
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:48, archived)
# I love this as much as that little fella love his candy cane...
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:01, archived)
[challenge entry] In shops now
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:09, archived)
# that deserves a click
and welcome to the board. you will be informed many times that you will never leave. because it's true.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Unless one fills in form 34DD, "Application to Flounce"
and sent with a cheque or postal order for £4.99 to b3ta Towers. Until that goes through, nobody ever truly leaves.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:36, archived)
# hehehe
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Hello!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Welcome to /board
everything seams in order here
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Rue the day itv took over filming ones message, Phil ain't helping none
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:35, archived)
# feeleep
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Hehe, one is not amused
After midnight they played roulette and ripped-off thousands of commoners.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:58, archived)
# merry ho-ho ya old bitch
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:49, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)
# art base: Atomic
character: non bunny mortal femalegender maria
dildo: ann summers

Lovely stuff, you disturbed man.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:13, archived)
# If Moggy does a spin-off of this, I'm going to have to take a very drastic course of action; GO OUTSIDE.
Oh well, it looks like the picture I'm currently working on is greenlighted if this is deemed acceptable. Expect results soon :D
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:18, archived)
#

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# haha shocked cat is shocked!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:10, archived)
# (it's just a stuffed bear)
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:28, archived)
# drawing nicely
yet not to being understanding.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:16, archived)
# well don't tell Bourbon fox about him all tied up....
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Teddies ain't my thing. ;D
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Definitely better than the real thing
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:24, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:29, archived)
# SSSSSSSSSSSAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:36, archived)
# *holds cock up to monitor*
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:38, archived)
# *Looks*
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:42, archived)
# :-D
Has it passed the lovely lady's inspection?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:49, archived)
# I think that is
a 6 out of 10 type of nod.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Im happy with that
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Awww
I was working on her too... In a gif way that is...
after the obligatory fwap.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:08, archived)
# There is room for more than one.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:29, archived)
# YES.
And here's some fun stuff. New old school

www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5KuLgpT_WU

And some slightly more angry stuff.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IaUSfwHKGvA
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:29, archived)
# I don't know about Maria, but teddy looks like he's in for a good time...!
You forgot to put your trademark cross on her wimple btw, nudge nudge...!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:32, archived)
# He's got a steiffy
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:45, archived)
# pfft
Top wordplay, sir.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Haha indeed...!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:36, archived)
# i don't understand this
but it looks good to me
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Cor + blimey.
I've just noticed the indentations on the pillow. Double cor blimey.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:59, archived)
# fucking brilliant
and it makes you think
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:27, archived)
# 'sup...o/
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:36, archived)
# hungover, mebbe some Deus Ex in a bit
hows you and your gubbins?

Also, I've always wondered where in the world you are.

Are you a yankee?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:48, archived)
# i don't believe in any religion
i am of a world of my own
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Well I'll be jiggered!
ja, danke
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#
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:09, archived)
# BRACE FOR IMPACT!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:15, archived)
# iluvu
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:31, archived)
# oh you
reet time to suit up


(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:34, archived)
# i shot my foot
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Looks like my kind of film right there....
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:40, archived)
# It's either a bat or a vase.....
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:22, archived)
# i think it's a tree on fire
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:31, archived)
# The psychiatrist used to lock me in the cupboard when I used to get them wrong....
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Sometimes I'd like to lock you in the cupboard too.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Along with your nuns outfit and hippy memorabilia..! ;-)
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:46, archived)
# ...also...you will be bound and gagged.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:18, archived)
# Nice to see you to see you nice......
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:04, archived)
# good gam good gam
danke danke
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Have you got a sectret Atomic.. ;-)
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:52, archived)
# 0__o
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:00, archived)
# If it didn't fit I wouldn't have believed it....
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:09, archived)
# One thing's for sure...I kicked the habit.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Kick what you like as long as you leave the boots on.....
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)
# They're hot...! ;)
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:27, archived)
# PVC does tend to make you feel a little warm I'v heard..! ;-)
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:36, archived)
# oh yeah
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Yeah...! I wonder if princes restaurant is there yet...!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:44, archived)
# I hope nothing sexy happens
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Ohh nice XD Awesome work!!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:58, archived)
# o/
(, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 17:40, archived)
[challenge entry] After consuming many sprouts at the MI6 Christmas meal, Q drops a stink bomb...
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:02, archived)
# ha I think Roger-Mortis has set in
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:11, archived)
# The botox has interfered with his trade mark eyebrow lift I see.....
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:12, archived)
# thanking seit for translation to plural you

cfb?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Nice bit of illustration here :)
EDIT: In other news, I'm in the middle of drawing something that may very well get people talking about me. XD
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Those aren't wings, though.
They're feet.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# lols
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:47, archived)
# You have
no sole.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:56, archived)
# That was toetally uncalled for
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:26, archived)
# you will never ascend like that - no where near aerodynamic enough.
needs more camel toe too :)
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Nice!
Whatever happened to ms morbo?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:52, archived)
# It's still deadline time to some... maybe she's busy finishing off work?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:54, archived)
# "Work"?
:)
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Yeah. WORK. ;)
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Hello, who are you usually?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:57, archived)
# *waves*
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:22, archived)
# SHE'S FORGOT TO PUT HER TROUSERS ON.!
Nice, I like this....
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Artz!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:56, archived)
# nicely soft
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:59, archived)
# I guess this has been done so often that it soils itself when it sneezes.
But have you seen it done as badly as this?

Photobucket
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# I like how the background flashes when I scroll up and down
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I remember back in the day when news reporters suits did that :)
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)
# positive edges
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Best of all the U2 guitarist attitudes.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# ha ha
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:22, archived)
# I'll probably post something else over the next couple of weeks, but just in case the food coma I will inevitably sink into lasts longer than expected:
Merry Christmas, Fair B3TAns! And a Happy New Year!

(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)
# I NEVER FORGIVE
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:13, archived)
# don't let moggy cook your food then!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# MICHAEL ELLIS!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# wot no nuns?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:19, archived)
#
Bauble Bazooka Corruptotronic Pervulator
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# i bought madeleine mccann from everbuying.com and she was only slightly soiled
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:30, archived)
# You know if there's any fingers missing, you can return it.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# do you get the option of chips?
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:13, archived)
# I once got offered 76p (in old money) and a Wham bar for a defective gimp I once bought.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:48, archived)
# yes.
let her shoot Art and Kat with it so that can get it over and done with for once.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# *sits and waits*
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:43, archived)
# What a load of balls.
In the bazooka.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:33, archived)
# i do hope nothing sexy happens with that bauble bazooka!
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Don't let Scarlet chew the fairy lights
C];0)

Happy Crimbo Meestah JJ


(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Merry Christmas JJ!
:D
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:53, archived)
# See you again next year
If SOPA doesn't pass.
Or I'll just be here, using my desopa plugin.

Sounds almost kind of fun.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Needs more Squitzilator.
(, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:55, archived)

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