oh hey isnt that meg ryan faking her orgasm/sadness just like those north koreans are faking their tears? now i get it
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Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:43,
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um, i think he meant to portray it as...wait, what?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:44,
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that was during the brief time when Meg Ryan was actually cute PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:43,
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He's a bear of many facesA master of disguise.
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mnb098mnb used to be here,
Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:18,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: More Hats"){kind=small}
"I wear a tophatfez now. Tophatfezzes are cool."
Admit it, the tophatfez is the coolest hat you've ever seen. You want one.
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 23:49,
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can I get AIDS with that? Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:09,
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The top hat and the fez are natural enemies,this picture is obviously a fake.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:20,
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ChampionOn a similar note, and not my picture: the aye of the tiger.
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.Yeti.,
Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:54,
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Yes!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:27,
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What a wizard wheeze for a monster hat!
Keep on rolling, sir :)
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:34,
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Woo - This has everything(except Nuns Bums and Teddy Bear Guns)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 29 Dec 2011, 6:58,
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So that's where they come from...Also: 
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:00,
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haalso: 
darth fedora and boba fezz ;)
(darth fedora and boba fezz ;)
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:09,
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Have they been to Hatooine?! >: (DID THEY MEET JABBA THE HATT?!
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:18,
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No no, they're wearing tiny little flea hatsYou have to squint squint squint
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:36,
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Bugger!The compo that never ended... ended.
Oh well, have it anyway
(Oh well, have it anyway
BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:35,
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2 weeks and 1 dayTop lurking!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:40,
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thankyouthankyou(relurks)
( BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:42,
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NEW COMPO HIJACKMONKIES V PENGUINS 2!
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:52,
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TEA ANYONE?
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:56,
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what do you mean no?
SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:01,
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Glorious!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:04,
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This girl would love that:
"only the shortest shorts will do in Newcastle"
Another one: www.merlins-bar.com/images/1325108260842.jpg
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she'll catch her death, &c.also, EAT BURGER KOG
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:37,
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I am so sexually fucking desperate...
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...",
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:27,
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moar hatz...
BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:40,
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evin moar hatz
BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:40,
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Those remind me of these ¬
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:45,
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I think if I saw someone wearing a hat like that I would feel a moral obligation to beat them unconscious Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:36,
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VIVA LOS AMIGOS
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:13,
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Hu Wen - Hu?
Yer
- Yeah, who?
Hu
- what?
No, Hu?
- Who What?
No, Hu Wen
- What?
Eh?
- Who?!
Yeah, Hu Wen
- k
Yer
(Yer
- Yeah, who?
Hu
- what?
No, Hu?
- Who What?
No, Hu Wen
- What?
Eh?
- Who?!
Yeah, Hu Wen
- k
Yer
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:47,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - HATS
Time for a return visit to a b3ta classic: it's a one-word challenge, suggested by E Dubya and voted for by you. What is it? It's HATS. Go mental.
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:54,
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NSFW
LET OFF A LITTLE'COMPUTERS-FOR-SCHOOLS' VOUCHERS, BENNETT
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:04,
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EAT MY FUCK
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:20,
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Challenge vote my arse. it's cdc tiem
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:26,
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That's spurtin', that is
The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:03,
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Image challenge voteThe image Challenge is back from its Christmas break. Your choices are as follows:
* 2011 in a single image
* One word challenge: hats
* Design new emoticons (and demonstrate their use)
* If supermarkets ruled the world
Votey-click here:
(* 2011 in a single image
* One word challenge: hats
* Design new emoticons (and demonstrate their use)
* If supermarkets ruled the world
Votey-click here:
Fraser has joined the Moomins.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:44,
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Hats!... mainly because that is what I am researching right now.
Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:46,
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I've tried on several hats this weeknone of them suited me, although the homburg came close
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:00,
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one of my cats has a large abcess on its faceI squeezed it earlier. It was disgustingly satisfying. The cat disagreed and is unhappy at the bloody pus trickling down his face.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:10,
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Kitty would be better if kitty had vbeen home for the vet's appointment this morningKitty had better be around for tomorrow's appt or kitty's face is gonna fall off
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:15,
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Eeks, keep it locked in untill you've got it to see the vet.....
I'm secretly hoping it's mutating into a new lifeform Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:21,
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* Bokes
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:25,
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bloody pus is fine, it's when you don't catch it and it goes green and black that I start to gaggood you've a vet available over the holidays, the little fuckers are always getting sick when everyone's closed
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:10,
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I'm lost in the supermarket...edit: Batman counts as hats right?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:47,
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Imperial officers and storm troopers and Boba fett and Darth Vader count as well then...
THE FUCK IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:34,
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I wish I had an automatic nose Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:18,
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I ordered one off QVC but all I got was a box full of chode. (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:23,
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Oh the Pain, the Pain!The actor went bonkers and actually used to think he was Dr Zackary Smith...
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Wed 28 Dec 2011, 22:39,
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Merry Christmas Fraser and a Happy New Year
HappyToast Groat froth,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:49,
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If?Pfffft
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:50,
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GRRHats will win and it will be pictures of animals with top hats all week. I've voted Supermarkets.
( FIEND,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:52,
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I'v not voted yet, but I don't fancy hats much....But if supermarkets do win, I'm going to shop a hat on top of a supermarket just for you.... ;-)
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Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:01,
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H _ A _ T _ Z _ !* Nuns, Bums, and Teddy Guns in Hatz, to be precised
Sod the analysis - IT HAS TO BE HATZ!
(Sod the analysis - IT HAS TO BE HATZ!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:54,
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Looks like a week of Royals in hatsLet's make odds on how many times Princess Beatrice will appear.
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Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:56,
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I will put a Grote on Eleventeen to One Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:00,
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FUCKIN VOODOO MAGIC, MAN (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:57,
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^this
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:00,
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fucking hellI've just seen the word 'ures' used for 'yours' on FB
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:58,
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spelinz iz importance Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:03,
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It Wel Annoys Me Wen Ppl Typ Wif Caps For Evry Word Lol Xoxoxoxoxoxox
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:02,
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it should of annoyed you alotI'm currently watching Family Business and am half pissed on Balvenie. This is a pretty decent state of affairs apart from ther film
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:06,
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Being a hard grammar nazi bastard, Facebook does my head in at the best of times.As for me, I'm just watching Mystery Science Theatre and drinking vodka & Coke. I'll probably write more of my graphic novel in a bit. I want to get it properly started sometime soon.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:12,
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my film has finished so I'm going to eat the turkey enchiladas that Mrs S has preparedor is it turkey chinese curry? Not sure but it will involve turkey and probably more whisky, although as it's not long gonr past 8pm I'd better have a few beers first. Don't want to get silly.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:17,
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Indeed; if I were to drink any more on an empty stomach, I'd be asking for trouble. XD Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:41,
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What's FB?There is a sign on our local bus stop that confused me, it reads (Text 4 times) why not just once I was wondering untill it clicked....
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Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:05,
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Facedbookhuh, what. huh?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:07,
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Got you,Text FOR the times of the buses it means..
But I thought it meant you had to text four times to find out....
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Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:11,
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But I thought it meant you had to text four times to find out....
I have a carmy would I need to know the bus times? Did I ever tell you about the time I caught crabs off a Northern girl?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:14,
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I'm not familiar with that particular route or company myself...
very frequent servicebut could do with a clean now and then
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:22,
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I was just about top reply to thisthen realised it was my post
my film just finished. I have no idea what happened.
(my film just finished. I have no idea what happened.
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:11,
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if you want replying to yourself confusion...The other night I changed my name to DrimbIe and he changed his to The invsabIe man...
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Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:15,
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I used to be Griffy Savalasand also Grifty Savaloy and also Veiculo Longo and also Griffin Saver and I think I need something to eat
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:20,
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night night b3tlings Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:23,
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You are free to reply to yourself, if you really want to. Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:29,
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Yeah well I watched "The Navigator: A Mediaeval Odyssey" the other dayAlas, I did konw what happened. It went like this: badly-shot black and white film with people putting on bad Scottish accents pretending to be 14th-century Cumbrians caught up in the Black Death segues into badly-shot colour film of said people tunelling through the Earth to modern New Zealand so that they can recast a cross and put it on the cathedral or some shite.
The only interest in the entire film stemmed from learning that the guy who played the Hobbit who went "Grrrrrrr..." and made faces when Gandalf's fireworks went off in the Fellowship of the Ring is, and always has been, a completely useless actor with one facial expression.
Utter fucking bilgewater, that film was. Utter fucking bilgewater.
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(The only interest in the entire film stemmed from learning that the guy who played the Hobbit who went "Grrrrrrr..." and made faces when Gandalf's fireworks went off in the Fellowship of the Ring is, and always has been, a completely useless actor with one facial expression.
Utter fucking bilgewater, that film was. Utter fucking bilgewater.
This post was brought to you by /No-oneWillReadThisOrReply blog.
boris the spider,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:00,
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I forgotThe film ended back in badly-shot black and white back in Cumbria, was improbably revealed to be the invention of the irritating boy, who then turned out to have the plague. This means it had a saving grace: everyone died.
( boris the spider,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:02,
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YOU DIDN'T SAY IF YOU'VE SEEN THE NAVIGATOR: A MEDIAVEL ODYSSEY(Or even "The Navigator: A Medieval Odyssey" which is how I think they spell it.) Someone must like the film other than the director's wife.
( boris the spider,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 21:11,
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Well I liked it but I'm probably biasedVincent Ward is a tosser and this is one of his less shit films (all downhill from his early work), some nice cinematography I think.
The lead is pretty annoying, but otherwise I like the supporting cast - Marshall Napier is often good and I'm a particular fan of Paul Livingston (arguably more in his comic persona, Flacco).
The cathedral has long been iconic, but even more so since the earthquakes have completely fucked it up in the last twelve months.
At least it's not the abomination that is River Queen
(The lead is pretty annoying, but otherwise I like the supporting cast - Marshall Napier is often good and I'm a particular fan of Paul Livingston (arguably more in his comic persona, Flacco).
The cathedral has long been iconic, but even more so since the earthquakes have completely fucked it up in the last twelve months.
At least it's not the abomination that is River Queen
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:07,
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to be fair to itthe "badly-lit" bits of my laughable "review" are very harsh, and i couldn't pretend the cumbrian bits weren't atmospheric. but i was really disappointed - the internet had lead me to expect a really good film, and i got... a rather confused, underwhelming mess.
i may avoid vincent ward's other stuff though. you're not giving it a good write-up...
(i may avoid vincent ward's other stuff though. you're not giving it a good write-up...
boris the spider,
Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:10,
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Oh haha, sorry. Put on Hunky Dory and heard that annoying intro to Andy Warhol.
(,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:39,
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FUCKIN FIGSCome ahn Bennett, pud dowhn dose chiggin shit nuggets.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:35,
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Kick that tickle stick to the curb
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:01,
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any minute now someone will post an uncomfortable animation
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:22,
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nyyyyyyyyyyeah (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:19,
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Panto season kicks off in Syria:
Yeah, it's shit.
Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:34,
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BAH-DUGGAH-DIE-DIE-DIE-DIE
spotify:track:5mrhX29YcQGnj0igdMwCWi (Thé à la menthe (The laser dance version) by La Caution)
youtu.be/7z2qNOfLNLA The Panacea - VD Majick [HD]
spotify:track:5hdzzK9fH88lTnSaSftxZN (VD Majick - Original Mix by The Panacea)
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Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:57,
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Come on it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:15,
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fucking hellthat is a very unusual effect
this is particularly unnerving due to the split colour scheme
GREAT JAPES
(this is particularly unnerving due to the split colour scheme
GREAT JAPES
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Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:36,
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YOU FACKIN BUY IT OR WHELL 'AVE YA 'ARRISCAHNT
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:18,
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wowthis is incredible goodness
why am I the only one who realises how futuristic these japes are
SCANNABULL GOOFDUCK!
(why am I the only one who realises how futuristic these japes are
SCANNABULL GOOFDUCK!
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:38,
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GLOVER UP IN THIS MUTHAFUCKA
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Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:55,
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the perfect christmas cardget these cunts printed up for next year
have this
(,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:02,
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have this
SUAVE GLOVER (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:29,
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I am going to pee-roast this here, as a protest!
Where is the new challenge - we can't go a 3rd week on bloody bond!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 17:51,
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I heard it was robot piss scenarios (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 17:53,
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We should add that to the list1. Goats
2. Chimps
3. Nuns, Bums, and Teddy Guns in Hatz
4. Monster Trucks!
5. Robot Piss Scenarios
6. SUW CRACT MOGUAN CLW*
7. Cauliflowers and peas
8. ?
*Show us what caused Rob and company to miss out giving us a new compo last week.
(2. Chimps
3. Nuns, Bums, and Teddy Guns in Hatz
4. Monster Trucks!
5. Robot Piss Scenarios
6. SUW CRACT MOGUAN CLW*
7. Cauliflowers and peas
8. ?
*Show us what caused Rob and company to miss out giving us a new compo last week.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 17:55,
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6.And the answer: all of the above. But mainly goats in monster trucks.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:10,
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who the fuck cares
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:10,
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This piss could be boiling in your house mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:13,
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DANGER, WILL ROBINSONMY PISS NEEDS FUCK
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:16,
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GOD'S YOLK (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 19:05,
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is that missing a bit? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 20:10,
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Cauliflowers and peas I thinkThey'll be hiding because they won't want to have to appologise for out lack of Christmas icons...
(,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 17:58,
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Maybe it's a social experiment, to see how long we can manage on our own for a bit. Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 17:58,
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Or... *shudders* Hollyoaks. *prepares emergency noose* Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 18:13,
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I expect you to have a Merry Christmas Mr Bond!!
Clicky for bigger
I bet he's cut a hole in the bottom of that crackerand slipped his... tsk, dirty beggar.
( The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 17:25,
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his 006½ in Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 28 Dec 2011, 17:40,
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