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[challenge entry]
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:01, archived)
# everyone died
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:06, archived)
# ^ True story
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:06, archived)
# What, Captain Holister?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)
# I whisk my balls of that, Dave
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# A frightening mental image
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I think I saw this chap in Victoria Park the other day.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# I doubt it
He was jailed many years ago.

You may have been thinking of his brother, who is a famous politician and can often be seen masturbating with a whisk in public places.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Holly wasn't completely bald when this happened
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Artists impressions
Like when Constable fell off that bridge and landed in a big pile of horse shit
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)
# That episode in The Bill where Tosh admitted be being a meth addict and then killed himself after whacking off for 12 hours was heartwrenching
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# THIS IS NSFW
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)
# Nice, Suitable Family Wankmaterial?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Norman Stringer Fondling Whisk?
Necessary Sexuality For Walruses?
Naughty Scenes From Wales?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)
#
Naughty Normal
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Noble, Smiling Fellow - Wanking
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# he's actually dick-spooning
there's a difference
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)
# It's a whisk :(
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)
# My fault, I knew it looked like a whisk,
...but i didn't have any idea that you had that much of an advanced level of artistic skill.
It looks very good!!

EDIT: and it also has a very cleverly hidden pun -- instead of 'pubes', your image coveys the term 'dick whiskers'. You have a gift! Please always use it for good -- never evil.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 13:15, archived)
# I've actually been working on that picture for the past three years
It's just coincidence that now wasa suitable time to post it.

The key is in using different colours for different things, so people can understand what they're looking at. Whisks are grey, spoons are silver. IT's an international artist codce.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 13:17, archived)
# I understand now (see my edit)
Your work is phenomenal, and now that I understand, it has brought a tear of joy to my eyes (one tear for each eye, BTW). Your work should be featured somewhere with a much larger audience.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 13:19, archived)
# All the best artists die unknown
That'sw why people like Tracey Emin are so famous.

I'll send a copy to the Tate in my will.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Wtf is this witchcraft
smells like spicey meat products
¬ ¬
---
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Ham? Spam?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:11, archived)
# you wouldn't happen to run
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:14, archived)
# i love it. i mean i hate it, but i love it.
needs more howling bandana-clad coyotes
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:20, archived)
# If by 'run'
you mean 'bookmarked when it was on /links a year or so ago', then yeah =)
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 13:42, archived)
# There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction she is going
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# but the rowers keep on rowing
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Don't be ridiculous
You can't row a hat
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I beg to differ
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)
# On reflection you're clearly right and I apologise
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)
# where can I get a b3ta® cone of silence treadmill
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)
# She's mostly not hat according to the picture
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:06, archived)
# ...but her hat is all hat
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Perhaps she's some sort of human-shaped hat
Wearing another hat?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:26, archived)
# No, she's a hat wearing a human underneath.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)
# so there are 2 hats?
it still would not make her 'all hat'
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)
# She's the hat, and at that all hat, but as a hat she's chosen to accessorise herself by wearing a human.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)
# hat hats to my frats we gon smat some hatch un dos bratch mi natch
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)
# i misread it, okay?!? eat a bowl of dicks
/youtube response circa 2006
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)
# What a brilliant idea
I now have vivid mental pictures of a parallel universe where hats walk around with people on their head
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:19, archived)
# hahahaha
his face matches perfectly!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:21, archived)
# Only thing that does match
hahahahah see what I cunted there lol
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I bet they're filled with liquidised pork pies
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Topical
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:29, archived)
# Looks real to me
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I can't see the pipe that is taking beer to his mouth
so I can presume that he's taking his beer anally ;)
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:32, archived)
# You mean you don't?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:33, archived)
# I know I do
in fact I'm working on a 1 litre bottle of Jack daniels right now
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:34, archived)
# You fucking binge drinking cunts ruining it for everyone
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I drink like this all week fucknut
not just on thursdays
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)
# DRINK!!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Nice doodles, Mr. Blair.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Larry, Curly and Moe.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Only a cunt would drink carlsberg.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)
# FRESH!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:53, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU....
...post the winning entry so soon in the compo.

clicks hard
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# I wonder what will happen to England if Tony Blair dies before Thatcher
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:07, archived)
# we continue on like nothing happened
with nothing more than a small obituary on page 4 of The Times
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:10, archived)
# Didn't he sell a bunch of weapons to Israel just after he was PM?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Along with the ones that were sold to Iraq
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)
# ...and he snogged Gadaffi.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Glesca fillums present...
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)
# I'm going to need a northern dictionary.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Chances are it's been done but no need to be obtuse about it
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)
# XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX RIP WIV DA ANGLES XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:01, archived)
# I had accute appenidicits once
I can't continue, I feel dirty
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Does this joke include green pubes?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:06, archived)
# My wife has Acute Angina

and her tits aren't bad either
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:09, archived)
# why did you say it twice?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:10, archived)
# No but one of my first jobs was cleaning up in an operating theatre
One patient had bright green pubes and a tattoo above them saying "keep off the grass".

One of the older nurses in the tearoom was getting quite vocal about it all. "He doesn't want people to stay off the grass, HE WANTS THEM TO GET ON THE GRASS!"

As far as I could tell she was upset because he was a liar.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:42, archived)
# I think one of the other mods moved my comment down from replying to the correct comment as some kind of joke
I will ban those mods tonight
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)
# What?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:45, archived)
# because it was so massive
it was the echo...
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:48, archived)
# What?
Oh.. Pfftttt...
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)
# bit early for film references
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)
# A spiced, heavily smoked, Cajun pork sausage often made from the entire gastrointestinal system of the pig
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)
# ***BZZZ***
What is Andouille?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)
# What is it?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:08, archived)
# it's a cute angle
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:09, archived)
# I remember back in the day when Smashy drew us drawings...
she did me an Angular Fish
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:18, archived)
# :O it wasn't that long ago
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:10, archived)
# hahah schaden freude!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:13, archived)
# happy birthday you cunt!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:21, archived)
# cheers :)
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:27, archived)
# A real world birthday?
Have a good one, sir.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)
# yes!
ta :)
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:30, archived)
# already said happy birthday on fb
so don't expect it twice :P
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:37, archived)
# never on it but ty :)
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Your welcome sir
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
Lovely!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)
# hi mods

this was front paged before, but thanks again :)
(, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Haha,
that's you and me both then (R2 Dildo).
(, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 22:03, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Haha,
class as ever,buddy :)
(, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Worthy of multiple FP
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 2:04, archived)
# hoorah for hippo humour
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 17:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:25, archived)
# I would also have a smile if a naked redhead was above me
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:30, archived)
# There is much wisdom here.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Well, I'm sure if Rob's not too busy later...
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:59, archived)
# Oh I hope he's free
the big sexy ginger man gorilla that he is
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:05, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:37, archived)
# Stovepipe Hat/Burger Kog Humanise
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Stovepipes hats you say sir
.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:48, archived)
# Arse like a bag of builder's rubble.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:56, archived)
# ^ What he said
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:00, archived)
# ^ hahahahaha
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:00, archived)
# She has an arse and legs like 2 condoms full of lentils
Seriously rotten minger
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Is that a vegan speciality?
Or just a general observation?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)
# it's what goes into a mcdonalds bean burger
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:54, archived)
[challenge entry] a hattie situation
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Think fast, triffid!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:57, archived)
# Hey lady...
leave Fred Schneider alone!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Gary and Robbie were more than happy with their new tour sponsorship deal.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:49, archived)
# hats eh?
have a pea!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Spiffing.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:08, archived)
# Taken at solomons temple then tilt shifted
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry] excuse the pea


(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:21, archived)
# o_O
why is his winky white?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:23, archived)
# It turned white with fright
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Yeah £6 for a coffee what the fuck is that all about
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:26, archived)
# raising your penis above your head results in reversed blood flow
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Pffttt...
Ning Toasty! - Ning Paul_P! - Ning Drunken Miss Hosanna in Excelsis!

Ning real!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Bumhat.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:36, archived)
# Ace!
I want to give it a try.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:51, archived)
# Huzzah.
Quality floppage there Sir!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Nice idea XD
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Taken from b3ta then Shifted and Tilted
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:32, archived)
# tilt-tilt shift
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:39, archived)
# shifted, tilted and lilt'd
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Crap no photoy shop at work
or it would be shifted, tilted, lilted and filtid
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:07, archived)
# click for an arty website
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:30, archived)
# I wonder where the idea for the gorrilla on the drums came from?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)
# it's only a model!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:10, archived)
# * taps coconut shell together and skips off
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Well if the 20 foot high version is the model I would be impressed with the full size tower
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Vnice :)
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:30, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:37, archived)
# I'm still picking bits of steel out of my arms :S
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:45, archived)
# 8D
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:53, archived)
# you do know I'm going back at night with EL wire to do this now
and it's your fault
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:58, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning b3ta!
Here is "Long tongue lady" as The Invisible Man said it's her birthday today ;-)
* She would also like to personally thank ChiTown Guy for the birthday hat!


Other birthdays include (click the my hat for bigness)


(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 7:44, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 7:48, archived)
# lemonade?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 8:02, archived)
# i don't like this
soz.


edit: I just think it's too early to see a pierced vagina.
Shurely this is NSFW?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:23, archived)
# You serious? hahaha
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:50, archived)
# To the tower!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning! Have some peas of Aminals in Hatz.




(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 8:19, archived)
# Ning WB
Good to have you back
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 8:42, archived)
# secondeded
i dont know why people where complaining about your posts,, he always posted during quiet hours, peaceful nonthreatening posts of famous people no one heard of, but its a big board and cunts love to complain about anything
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 8:55, archived)
# {8-D)
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:36, archived)
# thirded
i like the posts because they mean i can go home soon. bring them back!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:00, archived)
# They have been there, but I have kept most of them under my have so I don't piss off the Internet Cunts...

I particularly like the Ted Danson one today.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:17, archived)
# Fuck it, this is b3ta I didn't think there was a code on what could be posted as long as it's SFW
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:22, archived)
# ^This 4th
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:32, archived)
# 5th'd
People should post whatever they want to,
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 17:43, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:55, archived)
# Cheers
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Ningo Wobbo
Patti Smith tomorrow please
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:24, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:35, archived)
# Just out of curiosity
Why did you do that fez thing instead of starting a tumblr? I'd hate to think that you didn't follow good advice based on the person giving it to you.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:42, archived)
# But tumblr is not b3ta so I would have to link anyway?

Taking good advice 1: I have set one up wobblybloke.tumblr.com
Taking good advice 2: What next?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Oddly
I don't feel like telling her she's welcome.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Hahaha, excellent..!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 17:46, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 6:52, archived)
# 30th December 2012 Birthdays
Jack Lord, Caity Lotz, Tracey Ullman and Patti Smith for Drunken Miss Hosanna in Excelsis.

* I did find a stripy t-shirt version of Patti, but it may be NSFW

(, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 7:17, archived)
# 31st Dec: Many happy New Years of this evening b3ta!
Todays lovely ladies are; Val Kilmer, Chandra West, Donna Summer, John Denver

(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 7:25, archived)
# and todays scary fuckers are;
(, Sat 31 Dec 2011, 7:26, archived)
# 1ST JAN 2012!!! - HAPPY NEW YEAR B3TA!!!
Back on Sun 11th Dec 'prodigy69' requested Jerry Robinson, who was the co-creator of the Joker.
Other Birthday Boys include Jonas Armstrong and Verne Troyer.

(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 7:28, archived)
# and todays lovely birthday girls are;
(, Sun 1 Jan 2012, 7:31, archived)
# 2nd Jan
and todays birthdays are; Dustin Clare, Cuba Gooding Jr, Kate Bosworth and Paz Vega.

(, Mon 2 Jan 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Tuesday 3rd Jan: So who is on the Birthday list?
(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 7:09, archived)
# also...
(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 7:09, archived)
# Lovely ladies today,
I've always been a man of Principal!
(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:37, archived)
# :}
I thought John was the best today, although I would bang Sarah in any orifice she wanted me to!
(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:46, archived)
# For arts merit, John was the best
but for stripy goodness, Danica
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:28, archived)
# Danica drool
(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Is it wrong to remember her from the Wonder Years?
(, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 16:15, archived)
# Wed 4th Jan: Happy Birthday to;
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 7:47, archived)
# links -->
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 11:29, archived)
# :D)
(, Wed 4 Jan 2012, 20:03, archived)
# 5th Jan - and what a bunch of scary fuckers!
Vinnie Jones, Robert Duvall (who was in The Godfather: Part II) and Marilyn Manson.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 7:28, archived)
# and so to the birthday girls...
and so to the birthday girls...
Diane Keaton (who was also in The Godfather: Part II), Kylie Bax and January Jones.

(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 7:28, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 8:31, archived)
# How inventive of her parents
to name her January
(, Thu 5 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 7:24, archived)
# moshi mosh!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 7:33, archived)
# wheeeee!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:01, archived)
# ^This
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:33, archived)
# moshimoshimoshimoshi
Awesome as always!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:38, archived)
# i just replied to a deleted thread
suffer my wrath
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:16, archived)
# i replied too :(
hello everybody
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:18, archived)
# hello nobody
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:19, archived)
# hi huney
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 7:14, archived)
# Pearosting cunt!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:19, archived)
# aww hell naw!!
that doesn't count
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:19, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:20, archived)
# is p69 still here?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:20, archived)
# not much
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:22, archived)
# i'm shocked: none of those we 'reposting cunt'
i hope /board is happier and more peaceful now
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:27, archived)
# I'm sorry, I binned it because it had too much angst and not enough humour.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:21, archived)
# you could make a hilarious kim jong very il pun :)
i've been doing that all week
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:28, archived)
# You'd get murdered if you did that on Twitter. (Already too old a joke)
I'm going to take my angst ridden, alcohol fuelled sad-sack to bed. G'night :)
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:31, archived)
# Or even a
Kim Jong I told you I was Il

joke
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:31, archived)
# could look on the bright side: kim jong no longer il!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:34, archived)
# WELL, AT LEAST HIS CONDITION HAS STABILISED
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 5:22, archived)
# THE LADY HAS BIG FEET
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:33, archived)
# you just have small eyes
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:34, archived)
# The effects of too many piss eggs.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:36, archived)
# boiled piss eggs, even
I think i would rather have balut
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:40, archived)
# i wish beta.com user 'Real' was here. He loves fingertoes
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:35, archived)
# holla!
just checkin' in.
lowercase btw, muthafucka!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 6:43, archived)
# OH, YOUR PEDAL EXTREMITIES ARE COLOSSAL
 
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:38, archived)
# THAT'S WHY THE LADY IS A TRAMPLER
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:56, archived)
# Is this like when a flounder goes sideways and its eye moves
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:59, archived)
# gahahahahaaaggggaga
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 5:20, archived)
# BE STILL CAT
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 5:27, archived)
# these are entrancing
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 7:12, archived)
# MUST FUCK
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 7:07, archived)
# Needs moar Ivana Milicevic
(if we're Red Alert 3 babe-ing up the board)
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Q and S


But not spam!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 3:54, archived)
# it still looks kinda spammy to me
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:03, archived)
# You must mean this one.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:19, archived)
# looks like delicious spam
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:17, archived)
# when you grind up a whole sow and a salt-lick, only delicious results are possible
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:18, archived)
# the mystery of which particular part you're eating makes it tastier
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:19, archived)
# i opened a can of ALPO dog food once, and was greeted by a very large blood vessel right at the top of the can
I thought it was an aorta at first, but i think cow aortas are a bit bigger even
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:24, archived)
# was it good though?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:29, archived)
# it was a lot like overcooked calimari
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:30, archived)
# You have a most
discerning dog.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:34, archived)
# i dont have a dog
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:34, archived)
# Should my sister wear this?
Should my sister wear this?

bgo.tw/ojqeq

She is 19 only.

I don't think she could wear this.

What do you think?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 3:29, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 3:38, archived)
#
yes true but still legal so no she should wear nothing! :P
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 3:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 3:41, archived)
# Your Sister?
Capitalist scum! What happened to the one child family?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 3:56, archived)
# Ha-HAH! You've got him there!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:08, archived)
# ;)
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:18, archived)
# Apropos of pantos....
It was fantastic, The bloke I was dreading carried the entire show!
Cinders frankly lip sank the entire show! but the brookside gay poster boy was amazingly funny, and was great at ad-libbing with the crowd! so £28 well spent! lol
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 5:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:32, archived)
# yummy
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:34, archived)
# I think tomorrow may be egg night.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:36, archived)
#
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#
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# let's just eat some fucking pickled cow eyes
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:43, archived)
# I've had those
they taste how they look.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:48, archived)
# nasty!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:55, archived)
# The middle bit tastes like musty eggy cream and the outside bit tastes like smoky tea flavoured aspic
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:55, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 5:11, archived)
# yes
and then post pictures (fap fap fap)
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:32, archived)
# she should wear it to falun gong meetings
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)
# hey!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 1:43, archived)
# Hahaha
love your drawings
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 1:52, archived)
# haha.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 1:54, archived)
# why doesn't the girl on the right have any tits
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 2:02, archived)
# Because she's my ex-girlfriend. HEYOOOO!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 2:06, archived)
# Better, perhaps.
But far less awesome.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 2:12, archived)
# I once dated a girl who worked at the Oxo factory who overdid the makeup.
She was the laughing stock of the place.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 2:16, archived)
# oh nice you are still alive
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 2:29, archived)
# soz.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 2:31, archived)
# haha, nice
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 2:59, archived)
# I dreamed a Fuck!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 3:16, archived)
# Shopped images only, please. :D
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 3:18, archived)
# ahhhhh bless
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 3:37, archived)
# or
I fucked a dream
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 4:33, archived)
# crossover:
 

 
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#
 

 
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 5:07, archived)
# I've wrote a swear on it it's ruined
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 5:20, archived)
# lolol cups of tea
 

 
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 5:28, archived)
# inspiring.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 18:48, archived)
[challenge entry] you make my skin crawl
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 1:22, archived)
# Retro space graffiti thing, obviously!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 1:20, archived)
#
KCONJZ
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 1:24, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Retro-tastic ;D
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 1:27, archived)
# 4 EVA IN R HARTZ
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:27, archived)
# TARFLAN
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:29, archived)
# doin the things a tarsiflan can
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:33, archived)
# we got fun and games
 
the obit on the telly indicated there was some doubt as to whether this was in fact the original chimp
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:33, archived)
# Why, that lying, no good, banana munching bastard!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)
# There were about 10 different Cheetas.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 5:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Ooh that primate!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 1:37, archived)
# You mock a dead chimpanze,
shame on you!
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 1:50, archived)
# HE WAS A HELL OF A ROWER!
I rest my case.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 2:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Hats or Huts
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 0:09, archived)

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