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Yay
its my b3taday !
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pregnantfridge ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:13,
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Congratulations!
Now give us a damn picture!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:14,
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This^
EDIT: Dick and qwerty...
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:15,
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those ^
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lord bofingham ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:16,
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Them^
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:18,
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'tother^
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:20,
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In other news.......
I just booked tickets to see Doug Stanhope in March! (woo)
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:18,
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Would he not see you at any other time?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:21,
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He's a very busy man you know.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:22,
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He's changed
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:43,
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His pants?
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:59,
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HI THERE
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:20,
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:21,
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he's going to need a bigger diving aparatus
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:56,
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224 posts in 7 years
and no picture a sad state of affairs
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:21,
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^ This - HARD!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:50,
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YAY
now fuck off
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:32,
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happy b3taday
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:37,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:38,
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oh noes
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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:49,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:08,
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:04,
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hahaha
I can only imagine what's going on in the bottom half of this picture...
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:07,
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I bet you can
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:14,
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I can, but I choose not to.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:14,
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Thanks!! XD
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Lord Keeps meaning to procrastinate. ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:28,
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My colleagues are looking round wondering what that office lol was about.
No way am I even going to consider attempting an explanation.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:08,
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:D
perfect
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:09,
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O_O
We're into a strange Noon-esque Metab3ta with all this Moggy behaviour.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:14,
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yeh, I'm sorry. I just find it hilarious. Manga-geeks are fun.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:16,
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THIS IS MY MANGA
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:07,
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WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO DRINK?
DRINK SOME, MAKING YOU BETTER FEELING
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:28,
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hahaha, hadn't seen this before
did you just add all the post-its?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:15,
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yep, it's a hastily adapted version in tribute to your masterpiece
fan art if you will *stalks*
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:23,
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haha
I'm experiencing a complicated mixture of emotion just now.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:27,
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T shirt's JJ's the domain is mine:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:39,
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Hey HappyToast
Follow to my twitter account!! :D 早くフォローしやがれHappyToast
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:19,
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moguragunsou is davew27
I just worked it out
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:21,
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ask me how
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:21,
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how?
I assumed it was 4dam
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:22,
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lose weight now
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:24,
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I'm trying
but what has this to do with anything?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:25,
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I can understand why you will shun this message, I mean it's fucking coolio and all
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:29,
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I'm there
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:30,
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talk to me davey broon
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:35,
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talk to me
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:46,
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hey drbroon
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:46,
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HEY
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:46,
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what's up gronkpan?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:49,
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HEY!
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:51,
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DRBROON
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:51,
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DAVE!
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:54,
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Dave
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:54,
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DAVE
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:54,
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drbroon sometimes I want to find everything that is perfect in the world and just punch it in the face
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:04,
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dave?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:09,
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He is ignoring us because he doesn't respect us
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:41,
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without respect b3ta will crumble!
oh wait...
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:45,
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YOU DID THIS
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:56,
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hahaha what the fuck
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:27,
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TALK TO ME BRO
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:00,
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most of the people you chat to are me
I have sent actors to meet you in the past please teach me how to play this game
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:25,
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I am 22 of the top 25 b3ta /board posters at the moment
I'll let you guys work out among yourselves who the real ones are
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:26,
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Is one of them me?
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:30,
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oh man I just started typing this really hostile post calling you mister horrible's sockpuppet account and I feel terrible that I even started typing that
I wish you the best my friend.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:35,
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Quite a lot of b3ta for me takes place in my imagination
based on things I decide not to post because they wouldn't pan out well. Like earlier on when taters said I had a CSI ENHANCE!!! computer, I was going to go off on a tangent where I denied either of my parents were owls (because of the eyesight thing), and then ironically defended my freedom to shit out of my mouth as a valid lifestyle choice, naturally leading to the comeback that shit coming out of my mouth is a normal state of affairs and everybody is used to it. Basically I've drunk too many pints of tea today.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:41,
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Technically I think owls don't shit out of their mouths, they just regurgitate the larger indigestible objects that way, but I figured it was close enough.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:43,
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They eat rodents whole
Surely they spit the bones out at some point
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:46,
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I guess that requires them to digest the rodent whole and then spit out the indigestible bones
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:47,
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kind of nasty if food essentially rots in their gullet
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:48,
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:51,
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dogs don't do white poo anymore because there isn't bone in their canned food
Owls do shits out their mouths because there is. I hope it's natural but it's almost midnight and I'm drunk so no research tonight.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:57,
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"Every other year a schoolkid will eat one on a dare," Gaussoin said,
"and we'll get a call from the school nurse, all alarmed. It's always boys, and I hate to say it, but it's often Canadians."
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:02,
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Oh man
I remember when I first moved to Hobart, around 9 years old. I saw a dead bit of fur by the side of the road and poked it with a stick. An old man came out of his house, hit me round the back of the head and told me to show some respect. I still don't understand that one but hopefully it relates somehow. It definitely wasn't a pet of his because I had that explained to me in very stern words by a lot of local people.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:14,
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I remember...
Tried to post this earlier but B3TA was being weird and kept saying I was replying to the OP and not to your comment. Huh?
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger ,
Fri 20 Jan 2012, 10:23,
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I hope that 200 years in the future people are making barn owl burp soup the same way they make birds nest soup
It will be a down home cookin USA RE-CI-PE but with dirty local animal vomits rather than scary chinese ones
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:43,
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The moment before you decide it's too much effort is always the best moment unless you decide to communicate it in which case it is the worst
we all live with this constant dagger above our heads
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:45,
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Again?
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:29,
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why?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:23,
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Well all the cool kids are doing it:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:28,
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impossible? :3
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:29,
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Shall we just go for 'unlikely'?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:34,
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YOU WRONG
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:37,
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Jumbo kumquat Taoism elephant baker?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:45,
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no, I'm asking a question, why should I?
what reason is there for me to follow what you say on twitter?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:37,
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Ehh...D:
my follower is few. なんでー?けちー。
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:40,
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Why would English-speaking people follow you on Twitter?
All of your posts are in Japanese.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:44,
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I can read English. You know? -_-
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:47,
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But we can't read Japanese. XD
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:00,
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I can write English. :(
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:04,
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You pretty much can, yeah.
I'm moderately impressed by that. I couldn't hang out on a Japanese message board, all the idioms and references would be completely over my head, and yet you can somehow comprehend b3ta enough to like it. I'm making several assumptions here.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:11,
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Really? O_O
I want to be friendly always.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:17,
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What, forever?
How about "for a reasonable length of time, bearing in mind that people grow and change, and allowing that either party may withdraw from the arrangement in the future should they so choose, without incurring wrath." Have you read The Red Shoes by Hans Christian Andersen? It's about a girl who can't get rid of some shoes just because she saw them once and thought they were shiny, and she has to have her feet cut off but they still keep following her around. It's a pretty fucked up story. You've got to be careful what bargains you enter into, is all I'm saying.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:28,
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And a friend's a friend forever
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:32,
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They come back a week after her feet were cut off
it's not explicitly stated, but presumably the rotting stumps are still inside. I don't want to spoil the ending, but they actually kick her to death.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:36,
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Let's be friends forever
we can talk about this at length soon
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:38,
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Please briefly summarizes the story
Why The Red Shoes... Of course I know... But Now should talk about it? ^^;
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:35,
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Well, to quote H. H. Munroe:
"My aunt was asking me only this morning to suggest names for four young owls she's just had sent her as pets. I shall call them all Tarrington; then if one or two of them die or fly away, or leave us in any of the ways that pet owls are prone to, there will be always one or two left to carry on your name. And my aunt won't let me forget it; she will always be asking 'Have the Tarringtons had their mice?' and questions of that sort. She says if you keep wild creatures in captivity you ought to see after their wants, and of course she's quite right there."
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:15,
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Despite You draw a portrait of my fake, You are not friendly to me. :(
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:46,
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I don't follow everyone I speak to online
don't take it personally
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:56,
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you should be a little dutifully
I think. :(
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:59,
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I don't understand what you are saying there
which adds to my reason not to follow you on twitter
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:31,
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I follow The Bear. :D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:59,
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I follow the jumper Neil Buchanan wore on Art Attack.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:16,
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"And scree HappyToast follow soon"
Hoo boy, I can see this going all 'Audition'...
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:24,
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kiri kiri kiri kiri kiri kiriiiii.....
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:27,
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I hate how I think the woman in Audition is hot... and I probably shouldn't. Yikes.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:29,
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go watch her in Tokyo Gore Police
:D
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arrangedletters ,
Fri 20 Jan 2012, 0:38,
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Hahahaha
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:34,
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Ha ha...PATHETIC!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:18,
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*spits juice*
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:09,
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artbase: cut yourself
Humanise: Don't cut yourself.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:09,
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Hahaha
Excellent
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:10,
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meaningless
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:17,
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Yes, it is, but that's not important right now.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:26,
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and don't call me shirley
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:35,
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:52,
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:56,
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:D
Luckily I'm not Michael Ellis. I take it I am forgiven? Eh? eh?
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Smallbrainfield ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:35,
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oh dear god
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:37,
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JE JE JE JE!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:12,
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^^
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:18,
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〓┗┛●┗┛〓
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:24,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:12,
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BTW
WHO ARE THEM? I NEVER SEEN THEM.
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:19,
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Jolly Jack and Moggy.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:22,
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ITS' NOT.
なんでやねん *knock*
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:23,
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Go watch Harry Potter! -__-
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:29,
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Why? :3
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:31,
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Are you trying to make me cry?...Because I will...I'll do it! u__u
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:33,
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No problem. :D
I don't care ^^
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Death is the Eternal I have not my ally ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:37,
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:'(
you are a meanie
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:03,
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or the bollywood version
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:42,
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Haha
Top form you nutter :D
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic..." ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 14:08,
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Hahahahaha
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Frogbeat ,
Fri 20 Jan 2012, 7:41,
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Your powers are weak old man!
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Ninj ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:55,
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i read that as oat wars
and briefly envisioned a brutal zimmer frame battle over a bowl of porridge
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:57,
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And I had 'On A Picture' in my head.
I've been coming here too much, I suspect.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:09,
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pfff
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:37,
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:D
she's loving her double ender
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:57,
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hahaha nice!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:03,
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Don't let them make clones, their chromosomes are fucking disgusting at this point
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:03,
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hahaha
Oldi-Nan-Kenobi!
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Q4nobody ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:23,
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Hahahahahahah
:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 15:18,
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slow news day
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:43,
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wasn't that middle one a crewmember on the Nova 5?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:55,
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www.b3ta.com/board/10664795 ...but yes, v. Nova 5-esque *nostalgic "back in the days when Dwarf was actually good" sigh*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:59,
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arf!
i'm so glad i've got my dwarf dvd's
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:02,
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"But I was only gone two minutes!"
has to be one of my favourite lines :)
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:09,
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mine too :)
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:38,
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I swear
this was a scene from Knightmare
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:09,
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Mary Porters looking well.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:19,
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:o)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:32,
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shirley...
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blyerkit e k trilby ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:39,
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3 million burgers made a day at their factory oop north
terrifying
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:58,
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really? that's pretty terrifying
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:05,
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I like to think it is just interesting
I mean they talk about how there are maybe 300 different cows in your burger but how many wheats are there in my weetabix? Not nearly enough, buddy.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:13,
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I saw some catfood yesterday that said on the tin "made from ingredients that cats would hunt naturally".
It was beef.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:17,
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To be fair, they didn't specify they species of cat
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:19,
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Sodding chain store coffee shops!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:34,
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escheresque
what is this lunacy?
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:36,
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It's lunasea:D
Although I'd like to thank that well placed taxi for making the whole thing a lot easier to merge.:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:38,
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I know where that is :-D
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:38,
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Just off the Italian coast?:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:40,
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The sign that says "Frith Street, W1" gives it away a bit.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:51,
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you must have one of those fancy CSI ENHANCE!!!! computers then
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:52,
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I bet this is somewhere in Sumatra
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:56,
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I'm kind of distracted by the brightly-coloured shop in the foreground apparently selling dodo meat.
They must have a big freezer.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:52,
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I originally thought it was a comment
on how big chain stores will make independent shops extinct.
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Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:57,
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More ship based really
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:01,
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Got it eventually!
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Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:59,
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She never gets picked
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presferatu ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:31,
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He, not she
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1.618... ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:38,
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Good lord!
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presferatu ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:43,
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pffft
also top tag-deletion
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:13,
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"Pffft"? That's bad right?
I Must try harder! *punches own balls*
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presferatu ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 13:22,
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He should never have dyed his hair.
Mick Hucknell never got picked for heads and volleys again.
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xaer0mancer ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:39,
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:29,
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The international heterosexual known as Martin Short would have a jug of cat piss ready for this
He is just so fiercely heterosexual that I don't know if he would willingly offer it up.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:32,
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OOOOH YEEEAH!
Or however the hell you do it. He didn't use Kool Ade in the end, he just bought the local equivalent. I mean, who organises a mass suicide and tries to make a saving on the juice? The Rev. Jim Jones, that's who.
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xaer0mancer ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 18:42,
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Missed this?
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dogbomb ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:20,
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pffh :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:23,
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\o/ - Good to have you back!
* This post may contain lies* and jokes
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:43,
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Hahaha...
Not back per say, work is crazy right now and the cartoons are autoposted daily on my site either way. I'll be back once the craziness is over!
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dogbomb ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:22,
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yummy yummy yum yums
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:20,
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hahaha
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:46,
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:13,
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hahahaha :D
woo!
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:14,
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Hahahahahahah
Das is gut! :)
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Ninj ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:18,
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"Mein fuhrer, ziss is vhy ve are loosing ze vor!"
"Alvays you are vearing ze gingham dress and peeling ze kartoffels"
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:20,
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hahaha!
wo sind meine verdammten Kartoffeln?
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:22,
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nein!..du hast mein testikel gestohlen!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:22,
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Hitler Girl is pissed off at her potatos
as they are about to be eaten by the soviets
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:24,
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this is the point at which all the generals realised he'd lost it completely
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:36,
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I picked up a fruit of Dillenia indica ("elephant's apple")
put it on my desk, drew a smiley face and put some random sticks on it. Now my coworkers think the same about me.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:56,
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hahahaha
ICH SCHAELE DIE VERDAMMTE KARTOFFELN AB!!!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 12:07,
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MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:58,
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He's far too young to know how her mother made gravy.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:15,
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:55,
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OMG! THE HIDDEN HAND IS THE HAND ITSELF!
*TINFOIL EXPLODES*
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:37,
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Let's play "hide the sausage"
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:52,
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Just looking through the images...
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:55,
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he looks like Rip Taylor
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:57,
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:)
I wondered where I'd seen him before
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:04,
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*throws confetti* :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:05,
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Haha
I love that guy's face:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:09,
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Larue J'aime le Pâté Chinois ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:51,
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He looks like Ted out of How I Met Your Mother.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:10,
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You tell 'im De Falco
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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig , ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:38,
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Yum
What's the source for these spacemen please?b3ta.com/board/10664507
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:40,
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I wondered that
and also if I can go to one of their parties
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:43,
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Aren't they from a Betty Boo video?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:48,
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Had a good look at Where Are You Baby
Great reminder, couldn't spot them :(
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:52,
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Yeah, that's what I thought...
not to be Definitely looks familiar
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:02,
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Goddammit
I may have to have a good look at that now
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:07,
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"I've used up all my tissues
'cause there's more serious of issues"
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:08,
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Career Opportunities
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Fri 20 Jan 2012, 3:00,
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"The Phantom Menace" (director's cut)
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:58,
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the one on the left is a big fan of brown
the one on the right: ketchup all the way
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Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:01,
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hahaha
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:14,
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far and away the best entry to this compo
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Fri 20 Jan 2012, 15:58,
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You're never too old for a killing spree.
You know you want to.
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Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:36,
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Hahaha
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:37,
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oh god this is brilliant
it's the look of joy on her face that really does it for me
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boris the spider ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:38,
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hahaha
take that you fucker, i've wanted to kill you for 30 years, that'll teach you to fuck that old tart doris from no. 21, i bet you thought i didn't know, well i did, i've just been waiting for the right time to kill you, seething with years if pent up rage and frustration.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:41,
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Hahahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:40,
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Brilliant!!!
WOO and *click* :D
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Ninj ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:40,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:43,
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Ha ha ha! BAM!
face off, take that gramps. Woo!
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presferatu ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:44,
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Hahaha, awesome
All this compo needed was some gore
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:47,
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Hahahaha! :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:54,
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Soup herb
Spot on. Winnah. Stop teh internets. etc.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:55,
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hahaha fucking hell
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:01,
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It was that lookof maniacal glee,
as if she had thrown all vestiges of sanity to the wind that did it for me. :)
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Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:08,
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hahaha!!
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maggenspies mayhaps ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:05,
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I've clicked like
*am disturbed* would be more appropriate but we don't seem to have that button.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:14,
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she looks like she she could be saying
"oops!" "double-oops!"
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:18,
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Surely bindun
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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:33,
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I thought of doing that but
'Let's see your comedy creations, combining ONLY the images from that page.'
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:36,
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It's not going to happen though, is it?
There's not really a week's worth of hummus there
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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:37,
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That's a really bizarre statement to make.
It's like buggering an octopus and then saying, 'It's very unlikely someone won't sodomise that Cephalopod.'
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:42,
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Exactly, right in the funnel.
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:42,
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sure there is,
you just have to slice it reeeeeaaly thin
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:19,
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:28,
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Beautifully done
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:29,
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"...perfect representation of design offices across the country."
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$ ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:31,
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:D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:31,
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lovely pumping
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:34,
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Woo
I normally have to pay for this service.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:37,
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hahaha!
cop that, post-it woman!
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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:38,
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:54,
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Hahahahahahaha
Ace 'flappage' :) WOO
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Ninj ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:58,
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Ewww
I can almost hear those Post-Its rustling. :)
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Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:15,
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Parp!
:D
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Puromycin is still licking windows ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:35,
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*sniffs*
oh man, that hits the spot. WOO!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 11:48,
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:o(
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:22,
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wood
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:23,
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he regrets asking her for anal now
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:28,
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needs a pineapple peeler
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 19 Jan 2012, 10:35,
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