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# Check em

▲ ▲
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)
# ARGH - ITS THE PREDEATORE
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:52, archived)
# Predators?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Grrrr, aaarrrrr, oooooaaaooo, etc.
 

 
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Hello Rapitinui
I have been away a while. How are you?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:57, archived)
# similarly intermittent
 


fits and starts, you know the drill
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:59, archived)
# Epileptic races, eh?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:00, archived)
# and shake your money maker
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:06, archived)
# or should I say
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
# haha, people are still using that photo...

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
# probably not, I dug that one up out the back, smells a bit
 
TROUSER IT TO ME
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
# Where it is meant to say b3ta board in the top left of this site
I get the two words displayed on top of each other - same on /talk, /QOTW, everywhere. What is this shit?

awesomescreenshot.com/0a4typyfa
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# GOOD. TIMES.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Sadness begins and ends at the same time here
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
# bottom one looks like a 'who farted' pic
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)
# I don't think he's a real doctor
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Yeah, but what's the worst that could happen?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)
# christian bale hates triangle man
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)
# That's pretty much the entire premise of the sequel
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# also somehow batman
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)
# This whole cross-pollination thing in movies needs to stop
I'm sick of seeing yoda play golf through every damn movie as if he's bob hope.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Fuck off back to 4ch-... /talk
:D
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
# I am pleasantly surprised that nobody has spazzed out over this.
pleasantly surpriseddisappointed
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Cuddle tiem!

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)
# That's horrific.
Click.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)
# 4chan is a quality website and i fully endorse it
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:53, archived)
# 4 chan can fuck right off!

/ac
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning all. Fluffy kitten threadrush, day 2.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahahahahahah

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:45, archived)
# there's a winner right there
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:38, archived)
# XD
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:38, archived)
# Hey.
I'm pro accordion and I vote.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:46, archived)
# Haha
The change of challenge has messed me up two weeks in a row now!
The year's going too quick already!
Woo!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:44, archived)
# THAT'S NO FUCKING GRIFFIN
THAT'S A FUCKING CAT, RIGHT THERE.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)
# To be fair...
There was an eagle stood in front of it when he went for the camera...
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Brilliant O_D
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha! Here's Nick Griffin's dog...

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)
#
Too funny. I would vote for this guy though
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:21, archived)
# ha ha!
subtle
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 6:57, archived)
[challenge entry] *Not to be cuddled*
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:25, archived)
[challenge entry] PFC
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:26, archived)
# GNASH GNASH GNASH
The cold, dead eyes of a shark
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:42, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)
# Is that a pair of monkey nuts he's holding?
Mornings!
:D
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Mornings sir!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:34, archived)
# fuuuck!
Nicely done, sir ninj!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:37, archived)
# Cheers me dears
:D
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:43, archived)
# it does make me wonder what sadako's other eye looked like behind all that hair. Maybe she really was cross eyed and misunderstood like mr monkey here?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)
# Hahahaha
Methink so! ;)
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Seam old Seam old 'Onest 'Arry
topical too

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:21, archived)
# i think that's still kinda cute
in a strange way
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)
[challenge entry] baby wanna play...
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:00, archived)
[challenge entry] howdy, baby :)


(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:01, archived)
# haha!
now *I'm* the grandad
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:27, archived)
# grandad/dad/brother/uncle/etc
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:29, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)
# hehe :)
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:58, archived)
#
Would only be funnier if Werthers Original were originally Austrian...
...oh wait!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)
# The more I see that guy, the more I'm reminded of Old Snake from Metal Gear Solid 4.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Arrrgh scary !
Woo!

My daughter in 3D - from cute to ugly in 2 easy steps.


(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:10, archived)
# aww, it's a wee baby pope.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
# a shiny donkey to anyone who can tell me...
...who's these eyes belong to...
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)
# Pazuzu/Captain Howdy.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:51, archived)
# pazuzu it is!
you'll have to stay in to sign for the donkey though.

i might not have the right postage on it too...

sorry.
(, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:47, archived)
# I think the moral of the story is... "If you want to be famous, don't get born on the 9th Feb!"
I hardly knew anyone today, so have these randoms; Ginger Amy Scott, in the shadows Heather Angel, followed by Camille Winbush (have you love) and the lovely Ronnie Claire Edwards.



(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:02, archived)
# Ok, here's an attempt at constructive criticism
If you've got to the point where you're running out of people to do this to, why not just adopt this style to make jokes?

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:12, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I love you man!

ning real
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:13, archived)
# I'm honestly not trying to antagonise
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:22, archived)
# I think gronkpan is right.
These are always better when they contain jokes.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:35, archived)
# yes..be more funny wb!! :)

or something
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Show me funnies
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Ronnie Claire Edwards?
Or Dick Emery?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
We will have to compair them on the Feb 19th
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:29, archived)
# Ooh you are awful
Etc.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:29, archived)
# Zhang Ziyi? Joe Pesci? Mia Farrow? Carol King? Carmen Miranda?
plenty of very famous people
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:33, archived)
# Who?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:34, archived)
# really?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:36, archived)
# OK, so I missed those few...
I don't have a lot of time in the mornings... There you go Toasty!

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:37, archived)
# how did you not do her with fruit on her head?!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:15, archived)
# I wanted to do something different...
Sorry HappyGrumpyToast

DONE!


* Now I am realy going to be late for work!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:22, archived)
# ooh la la!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:21, archived)
# That's two giant avocados
'ning
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:26, archived)
# it's Minnie Mouse!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:19, archived)
# corr minnie mouse
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:20, archived)
# oooh - Zhang Ziyi is lully
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:48, archived)
# There you go...
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:22, archived)
# Ta
Are those jizzdrops coming from her ear?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:42, archived)
# those are half sooked pear drops
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:27, archived)
# ahhhahhah took me a moment there
 
it's been a long day, time to go home
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:37, archived)
# Good night.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:41, archived)
# You'll grab a large batch of clicks with that.
Here's one now.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:44, archived)
# Thanks.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:50, archived)
# Is taht Stew-Pot?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 5:41, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 6:36, archived)
# Gaussian blur gap, out to feed on the poor and the helpless
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 6:38, archived)
# I will hug him and pet him and call him George
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 6:58, archived)
# I hate this picture what I did
but since Gervais made it ok, here is a Ringo joke:

I really do regret this. And the Mongdrian, and Claude Monget pictures I did.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:46, archived)
# Isn't that just the cover of Four Boys who shook the Wirral?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] abra - abra - cadabra, I wanna reach out an grab ya
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:34, archived)
# She was fine! I wonder if she's still alive?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:41, archived)
# Claudia Schiffer - yeah, still alive
...permanently damaged goods since that fucking dove-bothering, two-bit wizard-wannabe got his slimy wand in her, but yeah.. still alive
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:55, archived)
# He is fairly horrible and a bit of a douche. He must know hypnosis.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:57, archived)
# What a fantastic description... Thanks for that.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 5:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:08, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE NIGHTMARES!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:28, archived)
# Even the kind where you can't move?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:42, archived)
# Isn't that just normal life?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:49, archived)
# Mr Eagle are you saying you can't move?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:54, archived)
# with property prices these days...who can!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:03, archived)
# This is true. I sadly have to move within the next year. Goodbye NY.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:08, archived)
# I gave you seven years
what did you give me back:
a jaw grind and disposition to a panic attack.
//soul coughing ftw
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:33, archived)
# the incumbent!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Jeez
I usually prefer the polished studio version of things but that's got a searing raw nerve jarring thing going on. Gotta love it.
Cheers
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)
# p.s. all the Soul Coughing you can eat
www.archive.org/details/SoulCoughing

but you're right, the production on El Oso is beautiful
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)
# phwooarrrr!
 
source?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:32, archived)
# original source, i dont remember, i grabbed it months ago.
full pic is NSFW (actually, I won't even link to that)
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:42, archived)
# damn you!
where on earth am I gonna find another nsfw pic at this time of night, with only a 20Mb broadband connection to the entire internet!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:01, archived)
# any tumblr site
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:07, archived)
# there's some lovely filth over here, dennis
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:16, archived)
# oh I thought it would be some celeb
 
but no, it's Chucky porn
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:17, archived)
[challenge entry] HEY BABY
 

 
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:39, archived)
# Searching with google images...not safe but not sexy =)
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 6:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Baby Liberace
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:20, archived)
# oh dear, the pointed toes GAHH
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:21, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:36, archived)
# Ohhhh fuck
don't let cockweasle see this.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:39, archived)
# sexy
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:39, archived)
# monsterfootjobs.com
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:40, archived)
# HA HAHA !
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:41, archived)
# Toe Jams
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:54, archived)
# well, at least I don't have feet like that
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:39, archived)
# wow, a few of the toes on the left look like you could blow them like whistles
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:48, archived)
# You go first.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:51, archived)
# u puss
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:11, archived)
# true
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:40, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:53, archived)
# :D YAY!!!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:59, archived)
# I was trying to lurk you bastard!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 2:00, archived)
# o_0
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:03, archived)
# eat your pudding or you get no goo
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:23, archived)
# More Goo please
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:31, archived)
# I AINT MADE OF FUCKIN GOO! YOU CAN EAT CHEDDA LIKE ALL THE OTHER CALL CENTRE EMPLOYEES
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:34, archived)
# haha! It's nice to enjoy your work.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:38, archived)
# He got his mum to have surgery so she looked more like him
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:35, archived)
# Really?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:37, archived)
# One of the photos on his wikipedia page is actually his mother
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:43, archived)
# I searched google for Liberace's Mother and this came up.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:49, archived)
# The story of his creation is a murky one
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 2:00, archived)
# Quite.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 2:02, archived)
# oh shit, it's L. Ron
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:37, archived)
# FOCKIN VOODOO MAGIC, MAN
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:07, archived)
# :D voodoo, voodoo, what you don't dare do
and, yeah, found this in the loft:

cfb- www.freeimagehosting.net/psfls
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:14, archived)
# RIPPED MORANIS
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:15, archived)
# WAY TO GO MORANIS
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:17, archived)
# GHOSTBUST3RS: The Search For Spengler
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:21, archived)
# where's egon?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:23, archived)
# 'e gon
(oh lool)
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:25, archived)
# triple word play, well done!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:20, archived)
# yeah i meant that
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:22, archived)
# genius
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:23, archived)
# i didn't really
:/
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:25, archived)
# i'm sorry, but I am gonna have to send you home.
...and I'm going to need your gun & your badge
embed.break.com/621562
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:27, archived)
# I sold my badge for bullets, having forgotten that I sold my guns for a badge holder.
having forgotten that I sold my guns for a badge holder.:/

right imma make some japes then sleeps

ta la

youtu.be/geGJNXAnCKc

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:28, archived)
# he cleaned up
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:55, archived)
# well now I have to listen to this again
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 2:10, archived)
[challenge entry] looks just like her mother

(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:56, archived)
# now that I can believe
 
what's with these baby pictures? do people think babies are cute or something? what's fucking cute about an unholy screaming shit fountain anyway
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Tickling the Slow Manuel
Q&D, but I had to get the ginger-gag in before everyone else did



EDIT: I'm rather amused that I aligned the hairdo with Rob's centre-parting rather than the size of the fucking head...
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:36, archived)
# I cant see that slow bastard in the same light
since i saw a video of an ape of some sort killing and eating one
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:37, archived)
# well they are tasty
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:39, archived)
# They're poisonous, apparently
I'd pay good money to watch an ape kill and eat Rob, though.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:39, archived)
# NO APE CAN BREACH ROB'S INTERNET CUNTSHED
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# I've seen rival "factions" of gorillas fighting
which led to a gorilla eating a baby chimpanzee afterwards.

So yeah, gorillas don't give a single fuck.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:40, archived)
# mmmm
PG chimp tips
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:42, archived)
# It makes sense.
Just think how much meat goes to waste in any one of our 'human' wars.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)
# Soylent green for everyone!
*airdrops casualties from afghanistan in bar form over ethiopia*
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)
# Drop them from a sufficient height and there'd be no need to prepare them in bar form.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)
# What you're getting at is
any casualties in war should be eaten?

Hmm... over 60 million died in World War 2... that's a fuckton of burgers, right there.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)
# Absolutely. Probably taste better than rat.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:46, archived)
# I have actually heard that human meat is rather tasty.
I can't remember who told me, or how they collected that research, but...
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:49, archived)
# Human tastes a lot like pork
....erm, so I have heard
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:49, archived)
# I know. I wasn't being flippant.
I'm a vegetarian, but I can't really see any objection to eating the war dead. It's probably what they'd want.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Long pork.
 
My great-great-great-grandmother was the last kaitangata in my family, before they became Presbyterian
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:50, archived)
# yes, better than rat, though rats are also pretty tasty, it's said
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:40, archived)
#
Are you going to wank your way through the entire compo, then?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# a challenge is a challenge, innit
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)
# I'm off to bed
but don't think that means I've stopped wanking
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:45, archived)
# I DON'T DO FOOTBALL. IS THIS RIGHT?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Nor me. Is that Kevin Keegan?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)
# no
hes the green one with one eye and a prem / billy crystal
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
# You're so asking the wrong person
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
# so the dog is the new sportball manager now?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:15, archived)
# HAIRY REDKNADS, I BELIEVE
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:20, archived)
# DAVIDGE BECMANS?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:26, archived)
# thanks
no
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:35, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
# oh christ
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Would - right in that 2d mouth
New compo, eh? Have some pea

(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:49, archived)
# This does my head in, again.
'clicks'
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:56, archived)
# effing hell that's grim
March of the Penguins meets "The Thing."
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)
# precisely
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# shit!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:14, archived)
# OH NO
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)
# For the first time in his long and distinguished career, Morgan Freeman found himself lost for words
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:28, archived)
# The dirty teenage incest rogerer!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:34, archived)
# This, for me, marked the point at which quality control at The Beano went RIGHT out the fucking window
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:30, archived)
# keep going
I'm almost there
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:34, archived)
# heh!
moneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneyBINGOOOOOOOOO!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# Nice!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:47, archived)
# Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li
.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:34, archived)
# Chortle.
I just watched about 6 minutes of noel fieldings new 'comedy' show.
That was enough.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Every bus stop I pass seems to have a poster of his grinning mug on it.
Not my cup of tea, I must admit.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
# ^
Comedy does not mean dressing up like a hipster mime artist
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:17, archived)
# I read that as 'hamster mime artist'
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:29, archived)
# something "random"
*smug fucking grin*

that about the size of it?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:18, archived)
# yeah - with some lsd references
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:29, archived)
# well it's a tried and tested formula
and it's served him well for the whole of his career

"T'choh, that was random wasn't it?" *grin* "I'm well mental aren't I?" *grin* "You know what I'm talking about...pineapples! Aren't they random?" *grin*
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:38, archived)
# Random is my most hated, most overused word since 'awesome'
"RANDOM PHOTOES" album on facebook - every photo is from outings with some bloke and his missus. If it were truly random, they would be pictures of toilet roll holders, doorstops, telescopes, toenails etc...
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:30, archived)
# the inside of a lens cap
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:34, archived)
# oh dear
 
I had the same feeling watching a bit of his stand up on an old Apollo show the other day
I so wanted to like it but it was utter shite, you do need to construct and polish your material not just ponce around like an art school twat
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:36, archived)
# I think it must have a demographic with 8 year old boys
taking recreational drugs. So Manchester I guess.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:22, archived)
# better get that application form in soon!!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
Nicely. The chirpy chappy who should have been banged up and cannot write is the next Manager. Grief.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# Hahaha, I've worked for worse.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Spelling's up to form.
Judging by the number of cretins festering tw*tter and fakebook, that is.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:33, archived)
# In memory of...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
#
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:24, archived)
# {:-D
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Ah, the morning after.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)
# Brian Blessed hasn't coped well with the monkey glands, has he?
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:35, archived)
# nicely mental :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:22, archived)
# have a root with a bandicoot
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Have a screw with a roo, blue
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:25, archived)
# crack your fat in a wom-bat
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)
# Stick your nob in a dog, bob
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# Get on the bus, Gus.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:31, archived)
# ram your plank in a skank Frank
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Toss your farts in a shark, Mark
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:35, archived)
# Have sex with a Tyrannosaurus Rex
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
# ...Tex
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Look in the flaps of that cat, Matt.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:41, archived)
# RIP RDLI
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Have your way with a ray, Jay
Also, congrats - you recieved my 1000th click
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:45, archived)
# aww thanks :)
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Give the wombat one, John
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:51, archived)
# Fuck that moose til' it's loose, Ruth.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Crack one off with that Giraffe, Taff.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:54, archived)
# *wipes tears of laughter away*
You and Gronkpan are seriously deranged! :D
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:37, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:27, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh fuck you would not believe how long it took me to notice the B-side
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# That's quite wrong. But , as we all know ,
It's funny. So it's ok
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] A mate of mine used to have an entire scrap book filled with pictures like this.


Click for bigger (161 kb)

She turned them into a massive collage to try and get it out of her system.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:48, archived)
# Was it a Community Collage?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Care in the comunity collage......
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Kids gotta learn how to set up a Cisco router!
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:54, archived)
# There was a kid in my school who used to go through magazines and cut out everyone's eyes
turned out he was being abused at home and got taken to some kind of special school for disturbed children.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# I used to scratch those group photos you'd get when you were in primary school.
Turns out if you scratched hard enough, you could make it look like fire.

Yep, that's my childhood, setting people on fire.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:57, archived)
# there's kerosene around
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# Oh......
......is it wrong of me to message her and ask if Daddy loved her too much?
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:58, archived)
# fuck, that's scary for-real and shit
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:00, archived)
# My stalker used to cut out the heads of people in the audiences at my gigs
She gave me a box of the backs of people's heads once

/qotwing
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Yikes! That's creepy...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:02, archived)
# ten years later and she starts emailing me at my current job
it is enough to make you mentally ill yourself. I have utterly withdrawn from social networks and such
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# Can't be nice, having a stalker.
I guess anyone with a certain degree of fame is destined to pick up a few fans along the way who are a bit, loose in their shoes...
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:07, archived)
# Fight fire with fire I say.
Out stalk the stalker.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:15, archived)
# Just get them to carry your shopping for you
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:28, archived)
# *takes notes*
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# You'd be no good as a fireman.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# I have no degree of fame
but I've picked up a proper mental who thinks Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton are coming to visit him and wants me there to film it. Seriously, Twitter just gives these people a voice.
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:28, archived)
# I think the INTERNET gives these people a voice.
I used to talk to this girl from Texas, who claimed many things, like she came from Russia (can't speak a word of Russian, bullshit), knows the likes of deadmau5 and Feed Me (bullshit), and claims she's trying to turn into a man (what...)

Shame is, she was a really nice person, just all this shit got in the way.

Anyway, I'm off to bed, see ya!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:26, archived)
# make sure to get the wotsit before she turns into a man, innit
unless well, I don't know

I don't know anything!
(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:06, archived)
# Yep, doesn't surprise.
Children will express it somehow.
(, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)

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