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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:51,
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ARGH - ITS THE PREDEATORE
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:52,
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Predators?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:54,
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Grrrr, aaarrrrr, oooooaaaooo, etc.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:57,
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Hello Rapitinui
I have been away a while. How are you?
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:57,
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similarly intermittent
fits and starts, you know the drill
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:59,
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Epileptic races, eh?
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:00,
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and shake your money maker
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:06,
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or should I say
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:16,
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haha, people are still using that photo...
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:13,
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probably not, I dug that one up out the back, smells a bit
TROUSER IT TO ME
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:14,
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Where it is meant to say b3ta board in the top left of this site
I get the two words displayed on top of each other - same on /talk, /QOTW, everywhere. What is this shit?awesomescreenshot.com/0a4typyfa
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:20,
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GOOD. TIMES.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:15,
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Sadness begins and ends at the same time here
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:16,
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bottom one looks like a 'who farted' pic
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:57,
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:04,
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I don't think he's a real doctor
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:11,
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Yeah, but what's the worst that could happen?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:21,
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christian bale hates triangle man
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:01,
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That's pretty much the entire premise of the sequel
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:10,
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also somehow batman
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:12,
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This whole cross-pollination thing in movies needs to stop
I'm sick of seeing yoda play golf through every damn movie as if he's bob hope.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:15,
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Fuck off back to 4ch-... /talk
:D
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Mu Dinofiddler ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:14,
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I am pleasantly surprised that nobody has spazzed out over this.
pleasantly surprised disappointed
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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Cuddle tiem!
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Ninj ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:26,
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That's horrific.
Click.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:29,
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4chan is a quality website and i fully endorse it
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:53,
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4 chan can fuck right off!
/ac
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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'Ning all. Fluffy kitten threadrush, day 2.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample. ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:29,
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Hahahahahahah
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Ninj ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:29,
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:)
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:45,
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there's a winner right there
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:38,
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XD
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:38,
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Hey.
I'm pro accordion and I vote.
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:46,
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Haha
The change of challenge has messed me up two weeks in a row now! The year's going too quick already! Woo!
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:44,
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THAT'S NO FUCKING GRIFFIN
THAT'S A FUCKING CAT, RIGHT THERE.
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Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:53,
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To be fair...
There was an eagle stood in front of it when he went for the camera...
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xaer0mancer ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:39,
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Hahahahaha
Brilliant O_D
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Frogbeat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:31,
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Hahaha! Here's Nick Griffin's dog...
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:45,
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Too funny. I would vote for this guy though
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jibberish ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:21,
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ha ha!
subtle
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finnbar has officially retired ,
Sat 11 Feb 2012, 6:57,
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*Not to be cuddled*
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Ninj ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:25,
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PFC
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:26,
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GNASH GNASH GNASH
The cold, dead eyes of a shark
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:42,
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:54,
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Is that a pair of monkey nuts he's holding?
Mornings! :D
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XLVII .uk ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:31,
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Hehehehehe
Mornings sir!
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Ninj ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:34,
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fuuuck!
Nicely done, sir ninj!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:37,
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Cheers me dears
:D
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Ninj ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:43,
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it does make me wonder what sadako's other eye looked like behind all that hair. Maybe she really was cross eyed and misunderstood like mr monkey here?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:51,
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Hahahaha
Methink so! ;)
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Ninj ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:14,
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Seam old Seam old 'Onest 'Arry
topical too
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:21,
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i think that's still kinda cute
in a strange way
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:50,
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baby wanna play...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:00,
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howdy, baby :)
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:01,
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haha!
now *I'm* the grandad
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:27,
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grandad/dad/brother/uncle/etc
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:29,
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:)
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:51,
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hehe :)
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:58,
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Would only be funnier if Werthers Original were originally Austrian... ...oh wait!
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SCar ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:17,
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The more I see that guy, the more I'm reminded of Old Snake from Metal Gear Solid 4.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:11,
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Arrrgh scary !
Woo! My daughter in 3D - from cute to ugly in 2 easy steps.
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zacherynuk @echo off ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:10,
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aww, it's a wee baby pope.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:13,
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a shiny donkey to anyone who can tell me...
...who's these eyes belong to...
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:35,
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Pazuzu/Captain Howdy.
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Captain Howdy ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:51,
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pazuzu it is!
you'll have to stay in to sign for the donkey though. i might not have the right postage on it too... sorry.
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Ya What Skiddlyboop ,
Fri 10 Feb 2012, 8:47,
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Ok, here's an attempt at constructive criticism
If you've got to the point where you're running out of people to do this to, why not just adopt this style to make jokes?
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:12,
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Ha ha ha... I love you man!
ning real
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:13,
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I'm honestly not trying to antagonise
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:22,
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I think gronkpan is right.
These are always better when they contain jokes.
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Spleep Shit, or get off the internet. ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:35,
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yes..be more funny wb!! :)
or something
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:46,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:24,
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Show me funnies
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:21,
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Ronnie Claire Edwards?
Or Dick Emery?
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:22,
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Ha ha ha...
We will have to compair them on the Feb 19th
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:29,
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Ooh you are awful
Etc.
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Ghoti Fingers ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:29,
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Zhang Ziyi? Joe Pesci? Mia Farrow? Carol King? Carmen Miranda?
plenty of very famous people
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:33,
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Who?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:34,
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really?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:36,
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OK, so I missed those few...
I don't have a lot of time in the mornings... There you go Toasty!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:37,
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how did you not do her with fruit on her head?!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:15,
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I wanted to do something different...
Sorry Happy GrumpyToast DONE! * Now I am realy going to be late for work!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:22,
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ooh la la!
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:21,
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That's two giant avocados
'ning
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:26,
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it's Minnie Mouse!
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:19,
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corr minnie mouse
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:20,
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oooh - Zhang Ziyi is lully
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 7:48,
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There you go...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:22,
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Ta
Are those jizzdrops coming from her ear?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:42,
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those are half sooked pear drops
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:48,
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:27,
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ahhhahhah took me a moment there
it's been a long day, time to go home
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:37,
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Good night.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:41,
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You'll grab a large batch of clicks with that.
Here's one now.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:44,
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Thanks.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:50,
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Is taht Stew-Pot?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 5:41,
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Fly Projector ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 6:36,
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Gaussian blur gap, out to feed on the poor and the helpless
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 6:38,
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I will hug him and pet him and call him George
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 6:58,
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I hate this picture what I did
but since Gervais made it ok, here is a Ringo joke: I really do regret this. And the Mongdrian, and Claude Monget pictures I did.
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:46,
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Isn't that just the cover of Four Boys who shook the Wirral?
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Hagbard MacDougal ,
Sat 11 Feb 2012, 13:12,
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abra - abra - cadabra, I wanna reach out an grab ya
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:34,
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She was fine! I wonder if she's still alive?
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:41,
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Claudia Schiffer - yeah, still alive
...permanently damaged goods since that fucking dove-bothering, two-bit wizard-wannabe got his slimy wand in her, but yeah.. still alive
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:55,
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He is fairly horrible and a bit of a douche. He must know hypnosis.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:57,
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What a fantastic description... Thanks for that.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 5:42,
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:08,
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I FUCKING LOVE NIGHTMARES!
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:28,
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Even the kind where you can't move?
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:42,
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Isn't that just normal life?
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:49,
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Mr Eagle are you saying you can't move?
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:54,
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with property prices these days...who can!
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:03,
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This is true. I sadly have to move within the next year. Goodbye NY.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:08,
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I gave you seven years
what did you give me back: a jaw grind and disposition to a panic attack. //soul coughing ftw
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:33,
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the incumbent!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:57,
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Jeez
I usually prefer the polished studio version of things but that's got a searing raw nerve jarring thing going on. Gotta love it. Cheers
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:07,
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p.s. all the Soul Coughing you can eat
www.archive.org/details/SoulCoughing but you're right, the production on El Oso is beautiful
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:11,
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phwooarrrr!
source?
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:32,
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original source, i dont remember, i grabbed it months ago.
full pic is NSFW (actually, I won't even link to that)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:42,
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damn you!
where on earth am I gonna find another nsfw pic at this time of night, with only a 20Mb broadband connection to the entire internet!
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:01,
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any tumblr site
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:07,
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there's some lovely filth over here, dennis
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:16,
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oh I thought it would be some celeb
but no, it's Chucky porn
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:17,
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HEY BABY
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:39,
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Searching with google images...not safe but not sexy =)
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 6:37,
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Baby Liberace
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:20,
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oh dear, the pointed toes GAHH
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:21,
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:36,
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Ohhhh fuck
don't let cockweasle see this.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:39,
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sexy
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:39,
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monsterfootjobs.com
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:40,
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HA HAHA !
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:41,
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Toe Jams
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:54,
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well, at least I don't have feet like that
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:39,
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wow, a few of the toes on the left look like you could blow them like whistles
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:48,
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You go first.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:51,
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u puss
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:11,
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true
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:40,
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fucking hell
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:53,
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:D YAY!!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:59,
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I was trying to lurk you bastard!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 2:00,
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o_0
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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready! ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 4:03,
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eat your pudding or you get no goo
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:23,
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More Goo please
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:31,
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I AINT MADE OF FUCKIN GOO! YOU CAN EAT CHEDDA LIKE ALL THE OTHER CALL CENTRE EMPLOYEES
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:34,
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haha! It's nice to enjoy your work.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:38,
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He got his mum to have surgery so she looked more like him
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:35,
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Really?
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:37,
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One of the photos on his wikipedia page is actually his mother
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:43,
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I searched google for Liberace's Mother and this came up.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:49,
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The story of his creation is a murky one
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 2:00,
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Quite.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 2:02,
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oh shit, it's L. Ron
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:37,
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FOCKIN VOODOO MAGIC, MAN
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:07,
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:D voodoo, voodoo, what you don't dare do
and, yeah, found this in the loft: cfb- www.freeimagehosting.net/psfls
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:14,
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RIPPED MORANIS
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:15,
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WAY TO GO MORANIS
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:17,
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GHOSTBUST3RS: The Search For Spengler
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:21,
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where's egon?
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polished turd 404 pixels wide ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:23,
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'e gon
(oh lool)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:25,
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triple word play, well done!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:20,
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yeah i meant that
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:22,
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genius
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:23,
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i didn't really
:/
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:25,
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i'm sorry, but I am gonna have to send you home.
...and I'm going to need your gun & your badgeembed.break.com/621562
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:27,
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I sold my badge for bullets, having forgotten that I sold my guns for a badge holder.
having forgotten that I sold my guns for a badge holder.:/ right imma make some japes then sleeps ta layoutu.be/geGJNXAnCKc
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:28,
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he cleaned up
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:55,
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well now I have to listen to this again
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 2:10,
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looks just like her mother
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spiny - things are looking up ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:56,
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now that I can believe
what's with these baby pictures? do people think babies are cute or something? what's fucking cute about an unholy screaming shit fountain anyway
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:39,
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Tickling the Slow Manuel
Q&D, but I had to get the ginger-gag in before everyone else did EDIT: I'm rather amused that I aligned the hairdo with Rob's centre-parting rather than the size of the fucking head...
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ousgg is not seeking approval ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:36,
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I cant see that slow bastard in the same light
since i saw a video of an ape of some sort killing and eating one
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:37,
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well they are tasty
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:39,
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They're poisonous, apparently
I'd pay good money to watch an ape kill and eat Rob, though.
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ousgg is not seeking approval ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:39,
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NO APE CAN BREACH ROB'S INTERNET CUNTSHED
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:41,
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I've seen rival "factions" of gorillas fighting
which led to a gorilla eating a baby chimpanzee afterwards. So yeah, gorillas don't give a single fuck.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:40,
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mmmm
PG chimp tips
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:42,
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It makes sense.
Just think how much meat goes to waste in any one of our 'human' wars.
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:43,
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Soylent green for everyone!
*airdrops casualties from afghanistan in bar form over ethiopia*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:44,
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Drop them from a sufficient height and there'd be no need to prepare them in bar form.
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:45,
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What you're getting at is
any casualties in war should be eaten? Hmm... over 60 million died in World War 2... that's a fuckton of burgers, right there.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:45,
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Absolutely. Probably taste better than rat.
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:46,
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I have actually heard that human meat is rather tasty.
I can't remember who told me, or how they collected that research, but...
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:49,
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Human tastes a lot like pork
....erm, so I have heard
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:49,
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I know. I wasn't being flippant.
I'm a vegetarian, but I can't really see any objection to eating the war dead. It's probably what they'd want.
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:53,
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Long pork.
My great-great-great-grandmother was the last kaitangata in my family, before they became Presbyterian
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:50,
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yes, better than rat, though rats are also pretty tasty, it's said
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:52,
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:40,
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Are you going to wank your way through the entire compo, then?
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ousgg is not seeking approval ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:41,
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a challenge is a challenge, innit
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:43,
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I'm off to bed
but don't think that means I've stopped wanking
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:45,
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I DON'T DO FOOTBALL. IS THIS RIGHT?
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1.618... ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:54,
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Nor me. Is that Kevin Keegan?
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:55,
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no
hes the green one with one eye and a prem / billy crystal
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1.618... ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:57,
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You're so asking the wrong person
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:57,
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so the dog is the new sportball manager now?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:15,
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HAIRY REDKNADS, I BELIEVE
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1.618... ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:20,
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DAVIDGE BECMANS?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:26,
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thanks
no
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1.618... ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:35,
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:)
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:47,
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oh christ
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:48,
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Would - right in that 2d mouth
New compo, eh? Have some pea
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:49,
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This does my head in, again.
'clicks'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:53,
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^This
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:56,
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effing hell that's grim
March of the Penguins meets "The Thing."
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:55,
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precisely
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:16,
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shit!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:14,
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OH NO
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:27,
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For the first time in his long and distinguished career, Morgan Freeman found himself lost for words
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:28,
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The dirty teenage incest rogerer!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:34,
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This, for me, marked the point at which quality control at The Beano went RIGHT out the fucking window
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:41,
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Blimey!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:30,
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keep going
I'm almost there
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:34,
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heh!
moneymoneymoneymoneymoneymoneyBINGOOOOOOOOO!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:41,
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Nice!
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Purple Martin is board sigless ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 3:47,
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Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li Tekili-li
.
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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 9:34,
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Chortle.
I just watched about 6 minutes of noel fieldings new 'comedy' show. That was enough.
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:55,
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Every bus stop I pass seems to have a poster of his grinning mug on it.
Not my cup of tea, I must admit.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:57,
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^
Comedy does not mean dressing up like a hipster mime artist
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:17,
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I read that as 'hamster mime artist'
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:29,
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something "random"
*smug fucking grin* that about the size of it?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:18,
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yeah - with some lsd references
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:29,
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well it's a tried and tested formula
and it's served him well for the whole of his career "T'choh, that was random wasn't it?" *grin* "I'm well mental aren't I?" *grin* "You know what I'm talking about...pineapples! Aren't they random?" *grin*
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:38,
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Random is my most hated, most overused word since 'awesome'
"RANDOM PHOTOES" album on facebook - every photo is from outings with some bloke and his missus. If it were truly random, they would be pictures of toilet roll holders, doorstops, telescopes, toenails etc...
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:30,
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the inside of a lens cap
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4Q just lurking ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:34,
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oh dear
I had the same feeling watching a bit of his stand up on an old Apollo show the other day I so wanted to like it but it was utter shite, you do need to construct and polish your material not just ponce around like an art school twat
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:36,
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I think it must have a demographic with 8 year old boys
taking recreational drugs. So Manchester I guess.
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:22,
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better get that application form in soon!!
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DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors... ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:25,
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Hahahaha
Nicely. The chirpy chappy who should have been banged up and cannot write is the next Manager. Grief.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:53,
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Hahaha, I've worked for worse.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:58,
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Spelling's up to form.
Judging by the number of cretins festering tw*tter and fakebook, that is.
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:33,
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In memory of...
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Testicles just for you ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:15,
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:18,
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hahaha
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:24,
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{:-D
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:48,
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Hahahaha.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:55,
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:)
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:04,
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Ah, the morning after.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:27,
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Brian Blessed hasn't coped well with the monkey glands, has he?
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:35,
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nicely mental :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:22,
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have a root with a bandicoot
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:25,
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Have a screw with a roo, blue
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:25,
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crack your fat in a wom-bat
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:26,
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Stick your nob in a dog, bob
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:27,
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Get on the bus, Gus.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:31,
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ram your plank in a skank Frank
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Testicles just for you ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:34,
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Toss your farts in a shark, Mark
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Testicles just for you ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:35,
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Have sex with a Tyrannosaurus Rex
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:39,
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...Tex
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Testicles just for you ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:41,
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Look in the flaps of that cat, Matt.
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Testicles just for you ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:41,
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RIP RDLI
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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:45,
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Have your way with a ray, Jay
Also, congrats - you recieved my 1000th click
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:45,
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aww thanks :)
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Testicles just for you ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:51,
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Give the wombat one, John
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:51,
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Fuck that moose til' it's loose, Ruth.
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Testicles just for you ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:52,
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Crack one off with that Giraffe, Taff.
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Testicles just for you ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:54,
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*wipes tears of laughter away*
You and Gronkpan are seriously deranged! :D
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:37,
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\o/
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:57,
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HAHAHA
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:27,
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh fuck you would not believe how long it took me to notice the B-side
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:45,
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moistness ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:07,
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That's quite wrong. But , as we all know ,
It's funny. So it's ok
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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.. ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:16,
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A mate of mine used to have an entire scrap book filled with pictures like this.
Click for bigger (161 kb) She turned them into a massive collage to try and get it out of her system.
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The only Dave is pushing things forward ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:48,
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Was it a Community Collage?
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:49,
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Care in the comunity collage......
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The only Dave is pushing things forward ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:50,
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Kids gotta learn how to set up a Cisco router!
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:54,
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There was a kid in my school who used to go through magazines and cut out everyone's eyes
turned out he was being abused at home and got taken to some kind of special school for disturbed children.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:56,
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I used to scratch those group photos you'd get when you were in primary school.
Turns out if you scratched hard enough, you could make it look like fire. Yep, that's my childhood, setting people on fire.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:57,
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there's kerosene around
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:00,
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Oh......
......is it wrong of me to message her and ask if Daddy loved her too much?
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The only Dave is pushing things forward ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 22:58,
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fuck, that's scary for-real and shit
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:00,
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My stalker used to cut out the heads of people in the audiences at my gigs
She gave me a box of the backs of people's heads once /qotwing
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:01,
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Yikes! That's creepy...
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:02,
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ten years later and she starts emailing me at my current job
it is enough to make you mentally ill yourself. I have utterly withdrawn from social networks and such
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gaijintendo Regular Member ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:03,
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Can't be nice, having a stalker.
I guess anyone with a certain degree of fame is destined to pick up a few fans along the way who are a bit, loose in their shoes...
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:07,
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Fight fire with fire I say.
Out stalk the stalker.
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The only Dave is pushing things forward ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:15,
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Just get them to carry your shopping for you
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:28,
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*takes notes*
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:36,
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You'd be no good as a fireman.
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:44,
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I have no degree of fame
but I've picked up a proper mental who thinks Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton are coming to visit him and wants me there to film it. Seriously, Twitter just gives these people a voice.
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 0:28,
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I think the INTERNET gives these people a voice.
I used to talk to this girl from Texas, who claimed many things, like she came from Russia (can't speak a word of Russian, bullshit), knows the likes of deadmau5 and Feed Me (bullshit), and claims she's trying to turn into a man (what...) Shame is, she was a really nice person, just all this shit got in the way. Anyway, I'm off to bed, see ya!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 1:26,
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make sure to get the wotsit before she turns into a man, innit
unless well, I don't know I don't know anything!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Thu 9 Feb 2012, 8:06,
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Yep, doesn't surprise.
Children will express it somehow.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector. ,
Wed 8 Feb 2012, 23:55,
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