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# not sure what im trying to say if anything
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:17, archived)
# We are suspended by cages over the water?
Neun-und-neunzig cageballons?
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)
# despite all my rage I am still just a rat in Nic Cage
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:29, archived)
# This is the dawning of the Cage of Aquarius
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)
# ...as sung by Cageagoogoo
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Well said.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
# A berm?
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:03, archived)
[challenge entry]

(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Despite its bloody evolution and subsequent history, I still think the Union flag is one of the coolest on the planet.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# it's going to look a bit weird if scotland goes its own way
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Maybe we can set up a loan agreement. We leave it on, but pay the Scots an annual usage fee.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:42, archived)
# the scots should pay us
for advertising their shitty backward province
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Plus, the joke's on any extremist groups that want to use it in their campaign
as it was named after an immigrant.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Bob Flag?
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Vladimir Unionjackski.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:48, archived)
# nah too abstract. there's a russian state flag somewhere
which has a bloody bear carrying an axe. We should have incorporated the welsh dragon and given him a bazooka
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)
# There'll be a big White Space Party just waiting to be filled if Scotland does go it alone.
Dragons with bazookas should definitely go on the list.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
# It is the Union flag
but the name of that flag is the Union Jack.

Fuck Stephen fucking Fry, that is what it is called, it pre-dates ships' jacks and is to do with the name anyway.

The whole internet is awash with the idea that it is a Union Flag and not the Union Jack, but saying it often does not make it right.

Cunts.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)
# It's the union flag.
"...popularly called the Union Jack, although, strictly speaking, this applies only when it is flown on the flagstaff of a warship." quoted from a paper, pre-Internet encyclopedia.
(, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 17:27, archived)
# Can we have a PMS one as well please :D
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)
# ah
you've just discovered the boundary of my limited tech know how. The only PMS file I know is the one the wife downloads every month
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha o_0
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)
# *dodges flying high-heel*


Good morning, everyone. :)
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Flag party!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:50, archived)
# It all makes sense now!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)
# a quickie before I flattened those layers
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:51, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:02, archived)
# Isn't that a .ZIP file icon?
/Pedant
(, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:05, archived)
# fuck a duck no posts since 8:20
Was in an old pigment works yesterday

(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 9:50, archived)
# Is that where pigs used to be made into cement?
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 9:51, archived)
# yes
how glorious would the world be if the roads had a faint smell of bacon
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 9:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)
# There'd be a lot of porking places
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:56, archived)
# pigment?
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 9:59, archived)
# yes pigment
A pigment is a material that changes the color of reflected or transmitted light as the result of wavelength-selective absorption. This physical process differs from fluorescence, phosphorescence, and other forms of luminescence, in which a material emits light.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)
# No I just wonder what the pig ment
what were his plans, his dreams

we'll never know.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:43, archived)
# You sir...
...are fab at teh photographic stuff! Most WOO
*click* :)
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Cheers Ninj :D
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)
# If I ever decide to turn evil, and need a suitable supervillain hideaway, can I give you a call?
Cheers, mate.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 9:58, archived)
# You'll just end up at the bottom of a disused mine in the cold and wet and covered in poo ;)
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Sounds exciting when you put it like that.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)
# sounds sexy
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:03, archived)
# No one is to know about the fudge mining
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)
# If only Valin was to have heard that we would have some wonderfully hatstand animation by now - Good old Valin Rest in Peace
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Unique and sorely missed.
But always remembered with either a smile or gratitude on my lips.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Exactly - always polite and never rude, great animator and wonderfully hatstand.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
# I found a brilliant bond villain chair in debenhams
:D
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:00, archived)
# I'm glad to see the high street is finally catering to the more evil Gentleman.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:09, archived)
# Excellent love the shafts of light. Pfftt I said shafts.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:00, archived)
# Awesome works as always :)
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:13, archived)
# The perfect place to hide all the bodies
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)
# XD Thanks !
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:35, archived)
# ^^ You're welcome!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Niiiice
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
# Suffolk is a bit too far south
look on 28Dayslater we have have loads of members that way
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:33, archived)
# Coolta
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:38, archived)
# very nice squire
y'know one day you're going to walk in on an underworld drug deal taking these
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
# I prefer the 'overwhelmed by mole men' scenario, but yeah.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:29, archived)
# haha
all that was found was the camera and last shots showing their little whiskers as he was dragged under
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:47, archived)
# I've seen dealers but I think you mean more mafia types than pikeys selling crack
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)
# Ning B3ta (sorry I'm late). Four Saturday, we have...
Two gingers; Jennifer Ferrin and Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson, followed by the very talented George Harrison and the extremely untalented Lee Evans.

Have a great weekend everyone - What are you all up to?





ning real, ning PP
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 8:18, archived)
# RIP George
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 8:32, archived)
# m'ning WB. I'm off snowboarding for a week with a dodgy back.... wish me luck.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 8:42, archived)
# Good Luck, You lucky bastard!
(you lucky bastard for the holiday, not the dodgy back)
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 9:02, archived)
# That Ferrin's a bit phwoar for a ginger
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 9:42, archived)
# Ah, George.
I always liked you best.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:00, archived)
# this^
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)
# ..^..
 

 
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 7:42, archived)
# I've had her
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 8:00, archived)
# one side will make you grow taller
the other side is poisonous
 
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 8:03, archived)
# I could never remember which side smelled less than the other
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 8:19, archived)
# (0) _ (0)
 

 
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 8:01, archived)
# still would
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)
# There is a pale dichotomy here that winnows the eye.
*strokes goatee*
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# _/|\_()..
 

 
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:20, archived)
# hello little pointy-headed cat man
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 6:53, archived)
#
maturity of tumors
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 7:08, archived)
# You've got a bit of language under your eye
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 7:19, archived)
# but where do the fuckhoses go?
 

 
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 7:39, archived)
# YUM
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 8:46, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:02, archived)
# bad drawing i dont like or am proud of at all
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 6:43, archived)
# I like it anyway.
What are you going to do about it?
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 6:46, archived)
# O HAI THAR SMILE MAEG
Is that a moustache or a mouth?
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 6:53, archived)
# I like his hat.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 6:55, archived)
# beret good
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 8:17, archived)
# you'll hurt its feelings talking like that, does slime have feelings?
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 7:43, archived)
# Silent Hill movie adaptation on telly tonight, fuck yeah
 

 
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 8:08, archived)
# fo jizzle
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 5:07, archived)
# I now have the rhubarb and custard theme in my head.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 5:53, archived)
# da da da der, da da da der, da da da da der
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 6:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 7:41, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 9:45, archived)
# I don't have that but I have Crystaltips and Fatcat
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 6:02, archived)
# Nooooo! Spare the child, Tubcat!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 7:20, archived)
# I think she's done for.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 8:03, archived)
# hahahaha
brilliant
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 8:33, archived)
# She looks like a mushroom cloud
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:58, archived)
# b3ta is dick Mecca
Anyone who wishes to craft an artistic phallus must first bring themselves to orgasm in the general direction of B3ta towers, briefly contemplate their achievement, and consider the magenta hue before laying their artwork.

It's not a bylaw, it's in your face.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 6:23, archived)
# purelysexual
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 4:38, archived)
#
Is this what you get when you put Janet Jackson, Diana Ross, and Eartha Kitt in a washing machine, and hit spin dry?
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 4:57, archived)
# You have to add a lot of bleach
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 5:02, archived)
# And lots and lots of Afro Gel.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 5:06, archived)
# The bride of frankeebase
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 5:01, archived)
# I bet it poos a lot of sand
As those mouths remind me of parrot fish. She probably scrapes concrete buildings with her teeth, in search of lichens.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 5:43, archived)
# I like her village.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 5:49, archived)
# i'm sinking fast...good night blue mushroom girl.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 5:49, archived)
# it's just that kind of a face
 

 
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 9:09, archived)
# the hi-res pics of KP floating around the webs is nice pixelmash base
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:28, archived)
# Is that Curly?
I've just discovered a sideways donk video. I'm easily amused.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oG7THqGK60
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:36, archived)
# Huh?
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:43, archived)
# The ADD is acting up again.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:50, archived)
# Accidental Death and Dismemberment?
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:54, archived)
# Additonal Double Donk-age.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:55, archived)
# I'm drunk and you make me watch a young girl dance around.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:54, archived)
# Well even I didn't watch more than 30 seconds.
And sadly I'm not even drunk.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:56, archived)
# Attention Drunk Deficit
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:58, archived)
# Haha.


Once my liver has regenerated I'll be able to enjoy the benefits of drunkenness again.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 4:03, archived)
# I will drink 'till I die.
Guinness is the balls. Scotch is the nectar of the Gods. Cheers! o/
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 4:10, archived)
# TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE?
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:40, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:00, archived)
# ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:12, archived)
# OW!

(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:21, archived)
# This is why we wear safety goggles, Jimmy
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:28, archived)
# Gilbert Science Spunk Cannon
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:32, archived)
# I'm guessing he learned to enjoy it.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:46, archived)
# WORK THOSE MULES
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:21, archived)
# You're alive!
Fuck yeah!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 4:00, archived)
# Yeah, I'm fine
Nothing serious, plenty of bruises but whatever.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 5:01, archived)
# An orgy in a kaleidoscope.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:37, archived)
# Curly is legend.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:53, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 1:33, archived)
# whoa!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 1:57, archived)
# kiss kiss
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:03, archived)
# part acorn, part shark
is there such as thing as pleasantly disturbing
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:07, archived)
# cuck coo! cuck coo!
These are getting move extreme each time. I love it. The one without a mouth could be construed as a misogynist's dream.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:18, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
a click for this
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:28, archived)
# UR GF LOL
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:11, archived)
# Definitely Armenian.
Speaking from personal experience. She looks very much like my cousin.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:20, archived)
# you cuz is armenaian? or she just looks armenian?
it's penelope cruze btw
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:24, archived)
# I iz an Armenian.
Well, partly. And part Welsh. Crazy combo.

(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:27, archived)
# if you're a chick well then, fuckin' hot
if a guy....cool :)
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:31, archived)
# she could be one them ugly ones ya know
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:34, archived)
# With a hairy tongue.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:38, archived)
# i dunno if cowcat is a he or a she
could be s herm
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:39, archived)
# I'm a non.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:43, archived)
# i'm just irish
wish i had something to trace back
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:57, archived)
# I wish too.
I have nothing. My relatives left Turkey in the genocide, and there is little to nothing known. I just found out my great grandparents were wealthy apricot and pistachio dealers. That's about it. I think I'd fit into Wales. But here I am stuck in California. I could blab forever on real estate and society.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:01, archived)
# i never knew you were in cali
woo hoo, i learned something today
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:08, archived)
# *filenames*
whyioughtta!
...now wait, is she my GF or my wife?
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:55, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Neep neep neep
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 1:08, archived)
#
Hands, Hands, picklesclegg...???
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 1:31, archived)
# teh fear is nearing completion, i shall stick it up on the auction thread soon.

which brave b3tan will end up with this terrible thing.
the fear is a one of a kind made by me, but the saucer is a modified kit, not an original.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:35, archived)
# This is looking more lovely all the time :D
What's the saucer made out of? Top work on the metal effect
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:41, archived)
# the saucer is a plastic kit
painted to look like metal, quite easy to do actually.

(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:52, archived)
# This could be positioned above my front door
It is a work of utter terror
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:56, archived)
# Wow...great dedication! You're the real deal.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:45, archived)
# This is looking awesome, man
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 7:22, archived)
# 3'rd attempt at making this car look interesting...
This time I've sloped the roofline backwards, added some pointy LED lights in the front and chromed the wing mirrors.


(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)
# needs more red and purple
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Needs a different colour roof I admit.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Too brown.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:32, archived)
# and i don't like the front
r
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 1:56, archived)
# Add some speed holes.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:01, archived)
# *grabs pick-axe*
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# for inserting speed? To make it more speedy? For me to fuck quickly? Speed holes, another name for prostitutes?
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Needs more interesting
to make it interesting.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:08, archived)
# Can I interest you in some more interesting?
Good rates of interest.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Cheer up son.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:23, archived)
# The funny thing is that I sent a copy of my picture to Citroen through their website.
they were rather impressed and sent me a Citroen DS badged 4 Gig USB memory stick as thanks.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:32, archived)
# Shall we all email them with pictures?
We can have a competition to see who can send them the shittest picture which recives goodwill.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:36, archived)
# You can do if you like
You don't get much for free these days.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:51, archived)
# With a windscreen like that I hope nobody has to drive on a hot sunny day
that thing would be like a magnifying glass
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:35, archived)
# Burn it and then piss on it Dave
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:38, archived)
# haha ace.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
# It's not only Ford that can put you in the focus then
lolrofl
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:39, archived)
# I think it wants to do something rude to it.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 1:01, archived)
# i did one like that with a jeep once, but i cannot find it :(
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 1:10, archived)
# Abuse! Let's do that thing in 3D!! It's awesome!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 6:17, archived)
# needs more Star Wars
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:50, archived)
# Sexy Tattoo.


I'm thinking about getting this on my wrist. Why hide something so beautiful?
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:21, archived)
# dude, srsly?
i see a lolcat asking you not to hotlink - HA HA!
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)
# That's gonna be one fucking weird tattoo.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# Superb! :D I see a meme in the making
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# A meme, you say?
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
# there's no 'arm in it
oh wait, there is.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Man-dlebrot set.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Have I got the wrong end of this?
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# eep!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:19, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 1:05, archived)
# FAKE!...No ocean.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:59, archived)
# I assume that he himself is a diver?
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Consider it done :D
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:05, archived)
# facey mans! facey mans! facey mans! facey mans! facey mans! facey mans! facey mans!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:06, archived)
# quality!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# more meme
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:10, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Blaady hell that was quick :)
Excellent
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
# thanks
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:26, archived)
# Ahahaha
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:49, archived)
# ahahahaha
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:43, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:26, archived)
# 'lol'
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:27, archived)
# christ
you are spectacularly shit at b3ta
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:30, archived)
# haha
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
# HAA HAA!!!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:57, archived)
# Hotlink warnings make the coolest tattoos
:D
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:32, archived)
# Failure of this magnitude should be illegal.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)
# a failure of this magnitude is inconceivable
much like a resonance cascade

clearly he's allowed pan dimensional aliens into earth and we're all going to be destroyed.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:36, archived)
# And then we're going to have to rely on a lowly bearded scientist with a crowbar to save us.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# the odds are not promising
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# I know. I shaved yesterday.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:49, archived)
# Quick! Grow a beard and get out there, so you can restore the balance of normality and sheer fucking stupidity!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:06, archived)
# Or some kind of beard toupee
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:14, archived)
# Oh I want one of these this is the height of fashion.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:16, archived)
# I shall grow one out of my own stem cells.
*awaits funding*
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:24, archived)
# I heard he was being bummed for such a punishement as we speak.
Bbc world service have tweeted pictures of this punishement


(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Failure of this magnitude should be encouraged
because it's mighty amusing...
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 2:15, archived)
# well, you've pretty much fucked that up eh
well done

no really

that's great

would you like some blackcurrant drink? I have loads.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:37, archived)
# I've got my own. It's a weak lemon drink. In a flask.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:52, archived)
# I predict future victories
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:43, archived)
# :D
Vimod would never stand for this
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:46, archived)
# Say it with cats
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Haha.
Also: I love how the site that's so keen to avoid hotlinking consists solely of "lol pics I found on the innernetz" and youtube embeds.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:49, archived)
# I like how that because it's cached for him he has no idea what the fuck we're all babbling about.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# never mind that
break out the pitchforks and flaming torches!
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:57, archived)
# I cached the picture so it loads for me. It's a tattoo of a unicorn in mutual fellatio with a dolphin.
Fucking A
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:02, archived)
# well, that's nice dear.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
# The unicorn has a top hat and anal beads and seems to spunking out of the dolphins blowhole.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# Psh, I've got that tattooed on my left arse cheek, it's nothing original.
Wait... uhh...
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:11, archived)
# Alright Fantastic?
I would have suspected you, but niether of them have tits. I'll have to add that to the ledger.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:13, archived)
# Look, I was REALLY drunk at the time.
The guy said he was going to tattoo 'EXIT ONLY' across my arse.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:28, archived)
# clearly they are the usual useless theiving fuckers
I look forward to a whiny blogpost one day from the founder crying that all of his hard work has been stolen from him, followed by 853 comments that he's a twat.

edit: just had a look, yup.. seems to be a site that generates no material of it's own but has the cheek to steal other people's bandwith.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:53, archived)
# You're a fucking idiot.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:50, archived)
# let us know how you REALLY feel :D
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:01, archived)
# I just thought it needed to be pointed out.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Yays. I get to be a cunt.
Mr Wryyyyyyy called saying " Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. "
Edit. At least there no hotlink pic isn't goatse..


(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 0:09, archived)
# good ideas chuck
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 4:13, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 8:55, archived)
# this is the best post i've ever seen
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 8:09, archived)
# *wakes up.... joins in the beating*

TOAP!
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 8:56, archived)
# A chimp in hat and boots.

That is all.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Decimal clock!
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# why, thankyou...
oh. *books eye test*
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)
# It's more than that
He's also sporting a massive grin
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:11, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Oh hi!
:D
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
# A chimp with supreme talent
onto Broadway
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:19, archived)
# May have misread
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:34, archived)
# i used the exact same sauce pic
trying out designs for my new band, i wanted a surfing monkey but gave up on the idea.
went with this in the end
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:39, archived)
# bin dun shirley?
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll actually just drop this here
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# I was a courier back in the nineties
and one of my fellow riders told me once on Park Lane he found himself cruising past a rather large black car in the traffic, peered in, and spotted some canine faces looking up at him, and thought, "no way;" but a glance later and she was there

True that
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Ha!
quite a mental picture!
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:40, archived)
# O_o


Also, can someone please call the parents of the little twerp, lolokaust, posting below me? It must be past his bedtime surely?
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:06, archived)
# dogs love cock.
also:

(nobody noticed the edit - haha!)
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# Yay, Starsky and Hutch
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Aww poor little sprightly cdc
(is that how you spell sprightly? it looks wrong on every level)
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Perfect hangover cure


(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:23, archived)
# prick with a fork
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# As you're a doctor I can only assume this picture is medically and anatomically accurate...
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)
# Yes.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Hahah I knew what that was going to be before it loaded
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
# The Jamie Oliver one is really making me crave cocktail sausages
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)
#
tail sausages
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:44, archived)
# I was wondering who'd be first to do that :)
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:46, archived)
# It was me.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:49, archived)
# Suppose you want a medal now
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# Already got one
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:14, archived)
# BAD MOD!
People were talking :(
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# yeah
*does cat face*
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# This one?
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# bingo!
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# The website was truly foul
Ok, a kitten link might have been apt, but perhaps the mod has had a tough day
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# Ah, didn't think about removing the link to the website in his name.
Fair enough. Comment retracted.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:32, archived)
# Yeah
and I spent literally minutes drawing those pictures :(
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)
# I turn my back for a minute...and everything happens.
Fuck! There seems to be a thread missing... XD
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:59, archived)
# well, some things were said about you, so we had a MOD delete the whole lot of posts
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Woah hang on, the government was involved?
[mod edit: nothing happened, and you can't prove otherwise. So stop talking about it.]
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
#
[ this post has been deleted as it violates b3ta EULA ]
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# ha ha ha!!!
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:18, archived)
# I completely understand.
(, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 3:49, archived)
# Well, he didn't last long
What was the most recent outrage (I saw the baby-stamping one, was there something else?)
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# It was a racist, lynching tableau
Not without skill... shame really, he really should do nice little humorous cartoons and join in the fun.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# The KKK hanging a black man and his child.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:31, archived)
# I can laugh at a lot of terrible things but lynching is just sad
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
# I'm quite happy to laugh at terrible things.
It's just here was no attempt at humour in it other than "LOLDEADBLACKPPL!*
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:36, archived)
# if I remember rightly Blazing Saddles managed a few good japes but it's been a while since I've seen it
 
not an easy subject to satirise, but it shouldn't be forgotten either
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:42, archived)
# Yeah, and the thing is it wasn't even an attempt to be funny
It was just bad taste for the sake of it
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:37, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:40, archived)
# this is still here:
www.b3ta.com/board/10701732
not particularly amusing either. A for effort, though.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:55, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:40, archived)
#
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# JACK pot
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 23:20, archived)
# excellently trained
(, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:51, archived)

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