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[challenge entry] BuckyO'hare and Sushi-hog
www.b3ta.com/board/10715481
hedgehog sushi...Dick Wonder
www.b3ta.com/board/10715495
Bucky O'hara with tits...the wub
Thanks for good ideas for me! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:34, archived)
# is that what maria is wearing when her nun outfit is in the laundry?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)
# She wear that (no sex appeal) underwear and shirt. She does not have the expensive underwear.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# nice one Moggy
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Thank you ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# This is nice, but I don't remember him having a lightsaber.
Also, he is called "Bucky O' Hare"
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Mmmm.... Saori Hara
The most gorgeous face in the universe (to me, anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:47, archived)
# Oh God, I just remembered
Bourbon will have a field day over this one :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)
# What the fuck is that?!?
Goddamn furries, ruining young minds...

Whaddaya know - there's fan pics on deviantart - surprisingly SFW:
kooshmeister.deviantart.com/art/Mimi-LaFloo-72136055

This one, however, isnt (may need mind bleach).
rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_images/4f7291eede7092fd2a327fee12f1eb1f/656612%20-%20Al_Negator%20Bucky_O%27hare%20Kooshmeister.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Yiff snuff porn, okaaaaaaay.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Sniff? Yuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:16, archived)
# Snuff?
Where'd you get that from?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:19, archived)
# I think it's because the hare's green, therefore dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:20, archived)
# I thought the true medical proof of something being dead is X's in their eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:31, archived)
# I've heard that, yes.
It's why people think Saddam and Gaddafi are still alive. No X's in their eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Umm there appears to be a dick sticking through a rabbit.
Or a colour match problem.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Over wha- oh.
I wonder if it's weird that I think lipstick is too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Thanks^^ I just saw reference image to lightsaber.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:50, archived)
# fish-rabbit woman with a lightsabre
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Yeah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:43, archived)
# I remember Bucky O'Hare!
He's in a segment of my brain along with Captain Planet.
Also, that hedgehog is the cutest thing ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Never mind that Fake-Ding, show us your Golden Bum.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Golden ham?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:53, archived)
# As an optional extra, golden window drapings of bovine meat
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# PHWOAR!
I'm getting all unnecessary now.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:09, archived)
# The softly glowing radiance of your Holy Golden Buttocks.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Very nice. Now do a joke next time.
Research jokes on the internet. Then do a joke. There is a long tradition of making funny things on b3ta. Please make a joke. An intentional funny joke. As I said below, use a Japanese joke. We won't know it so it doesn't matter. You'd get a lot less heckling if you tried harder to understand this.

Here's a joke you may not get, but bear with me.

A noise from a vacuum cleaner walks into a bar and asks for a drink.
"No" says the barman.
"Why not?" asks the noise from the vacuum cleaner.
"We don't serve wines."replies the barman.

This joke is funny on several levels, but mostly because only idiots drink wine in pubs, when there is so much lovely beer to be had.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# The hedgehog is staring at the rabbit's knockers
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
# It's thirsty for rabbit milk
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:51, archived)
# Goddamit, now I'm thirsty for rabbit milk
Too bad that rabbit milkman never came.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# You did a BAD THING George.
No rabbits for you.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Yes, but staring at knockers is natural hedgehog behaviour and not in itself inherently funny.
I'm not having a go at Moggy, I just wish she'd listen for once.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)
# You're just jealous because you suffer from terrible clagnuts and the Japanese don't get them.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# or how about something traditional
Person 1 "My dog has no nose"
Person 2 "How does he invade Poland"
Person 1 "lol"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
#
"Arms", surely?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I foresee a 3 panel strip
1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
2: Some sort of bukkake with tentacles.
3: A crying human animal hybrid.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# you're too optimistic
it'll be a single panel of a chicken drawn in the style of pokemon with an infant JJ wanking over it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha
We're going to get the Michael Ellis treatment if we're not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:01, archived)
# It should be
four panels.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:52, archived)
# A barman walks into a bar.
The barman says

"woah, deja vu"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:22, archived)
# A string seller walks into a bar
The barman says

"I can see where this is going, get the fuck out"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:23, archived)
# A student lawyer walks into a bar.
The barman says "Why are you looking intently at every part of the bar in great detail"


This joke is so bad I killed myself before giving the punchline
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:30, archived)
# haha!
it was funnier first time round
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 21:01, archived)
# Hurrah! A custom moggy pic!
Well done for bending to our whims
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)
# yeah huzzah everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:47, archived)
# I don't think I've ever been happier
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
# me neither
I'm ec-fuckin'-static
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:51, archived)
# that's not Bucky O'Hare with tits
that's clearly a female hare in a Bucky O'Hare costume (the shapely thighs and hips give it away).
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:49, archived)
# sequential art next?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Impossible at this stage
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# I have to confess
Of all the green fish-cat-rabbits (with tits) I have seen today, this is certainly one of them.

Edit: Tell me, when you play your banjo on the cliff, do you ever close your eyes and just move to the music? You should try it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Oh great!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:04, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:06, archived)
# Not bad at all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:05, archived)
# He he thanks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:06, archived)
# hey if you're doing requests,
how about redrawing this?



your picture is ace btw
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:16, archived)
# haha
yes
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:16, archived)
# nice reflection work
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:17, archived)
# XD Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:19, archived)
# hahahahaha, very much ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Not just me then.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:20, archived)
# :-D
Ive not seen him for about 4-5 days....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:22, archived)
# I guess he had to split.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:23, archived)
# I guess he was in two minds about it
*dons shades*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Well Frank... it looks like someone... *puts on shades*
Has been murdered.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:40, archived)
# FP this now!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Hi Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:24, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:24, archived)
# that's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:33, archived)
# nice curves
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)
# The cock belt has cocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Haha awww, only just got home to see this
Nice one Moggy :)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:29, archived)
# he doesn't seem to like it
this guy, on the other hand...

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:30, archived)
# they grow up so fast :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:32, archived)
# that's not talcum powder!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:36, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
That fits a treat Cap'n :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:46, archived)
# hahaha
gurn away coke-flan!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:38, archived)
# Most hyperactive child, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Not All My Own Work


Flick cor gibber
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)
# man i could sure go for a hedgehog burger right now
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:01, archived)
# tasty but the spines get stuck in your teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Not The Nine O'Clock News was great.
Bit ropey when viewed, today, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)
# yeah but Pamela Stephenson, phwoooaaarr !
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Agreed.
I was watching some of the first series on Friday...a strange mix of Pythonesque surrealism and '70s stand-up stereotyping...!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:56, archived)
# i like trucking
and i like to truck :))


haha!! for compulsary childhood viewing
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:28, archived)
# must have taken you ages to make the cheese
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)
# it was making the holes in the cheese that took ages
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)
# it's even harder when you make the holes elsewhere and you have to implant them in the cheese
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# cheesey hole implants, can you get them on the NHS ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:31, archived)
# alas, even though there was a waiting list
you could get a reasonably sized void implanted for medical reasons.

Alas, now, with the cutbacks...

Those empty voids that have been made will fade into nothingness due to entropy.

But if you go private you can have innumerable voids installed! It's clearly scapegoats to blame for this one!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:27, archived)
# needs more roadkill
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# all your own toap though
woo fuckin' yay
www.tineye.com/search/c96598b239c0698ba3fe362f8663661239a8f35b/
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
# well, nearly
images.zap2it.com/images/tv-EP01429491/big-fat-gypsy-weddings-5.jpg

Sorry this is a bit shit but I was aiming for joke is better than technique. No one else had posted on the gypsies-eat-hedgehogs-theme and I thought the mash-up of two popular culture references (My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding + Not the Nine O'Clock News) worked well.
I wasn't trying to pass it off as my own, I though 'Not My Own Work' would be enough of a nod to 'Not the Nine O'Clock News' for people to recognise the 'Hedgehog Sandwich' album cover. Poor judgement, my bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:06, archived)
# nothing stopping you making your own sandwich
plus you could choose your own toppings....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:13, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:22, archived)
# HA !
yes
(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 20:21, archived)
# I think this worked better in my head

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
# ZOHMBEH, ZOHHMMBEH, ZO-OMBEH
Worst voice ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# worse than that bloke out of Embrace whose voice seems to be perpetually breaking?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I see your Embrace and raise you
that cunt out of Starsailor.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I see your Starsailor and raise you
Brokencyde.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AV8N44HzfBQ

GUWAAAAUUUUGH
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Autotune!
I want a stewards enquiry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:44, archived)
# Autotune is the bane of everything
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:48, archived)
# I see your Starsailor and raise you
Ryan from The Cribs.

I love the band but it's easily the worst voice in music, there's a man who could use auto-tuning but politely refuses on rock and roll grounds.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# I quite like his delivery though, he sings like he talks.
Does he still have a stupid haircut?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:22, archived)
# I'll raise you Macy fucking Gray
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:26, archived)
# ^ this
there is no worse voice than hers
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:38, archived)
# That's Numberwang!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha, Mrs Toast has been known to destroy radios when his poor attempts at hitting notes came on
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Ah, thank you
I have been trying to remember Embrace's name for over a week, for the purposes of using them in a music-based insult.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:14, archived)
# SALVEEEEAAAHSHAN IS HEEAAIAAHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)
# /grinds teeth
Thanks man, I'd forgotten that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# Still would.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:59, archived)
# woo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:02, archived)
# I'm really enjoying the Walking Dead.
Joe Scaramanga thinks less of me because of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# today/this week's episode is a doozy :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# The second series has been more like 'Little Zombie on The Prairie'.
Sadtimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# It's given it more emotional depth though
nasty Shane, suicide, society breaking down, leaving people to die etc
Harder to focus that with massive zombie city rampage fun and games.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# this should never need to be said about a zombie-themed show, but it needs more zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# ^This^
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
# your luck will be in next week then :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# i doubt it
i don't get fx :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# The guy who plays Shane is great, I just wish they'd give him more to do than rub the back of his head, sniff and grimace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# he's a great dumb bad guy
can't wait for the kid to shoot him (assuming that is still going to happen) Mind you, the kid needs shooting more effectively too :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:25, archived)
# Spoilers, dude.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:27, archived)
# that's the thing, I don't know if it happens or not
he should have died in the first series if we're going by the original comics
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# David Morrissey as the Governor.
Not who I'd have picked, but then I wouldn't have picked Egg from This Life, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I know The Governor pops up, next year.
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# you started on Goon yet?
They're like Pringles those books :)
(the crisps, not the knitwear)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# Not looking like I have any work, this week, so I'll try and drag myself away from Westeros and give 'em a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
# the face of an evil baby
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# The ICE is gonna BREAK!
Top work :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Ta!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# little heavy on the kb there, Ninj
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# What 196?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
# yes
"For file size, 50k has always been a good target for a still image, but anything up to 100KB is acceptable."
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Ah right
Ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# i managed to get it down to 30k, use it if you like
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:00, archived)
# impressive
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:08, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:09, archived)
# I've got a fever
And the only cure is more cantalope!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# I haven't seen series 2 yet.
Don't spoil it for me, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Shalln't say a word
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:41, archived)
# It sinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:35, archived)
# YES

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:03, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# NICKY!!!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
# it needs more cowbell
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# penis pun on a post-it note
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)
# my money's on the guy on the right
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)
# You think the Brit cock has a glass helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# I think he'll blow it too soon
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Hmm, lacks staying power?
Probably simply not hard enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# but he's got spunk
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
# he has a longer reach though
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Yeah, but I fear he's lacking balls
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# His trainer is a professional
He's in good glans
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
# I can't think of anymorepuns in the same (throbbing) vein
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# yeah, i think this mass-debate has reached its climax
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# it's ok
he's taken a few "beatings" in his time
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# and every time he's sprung back up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Come on Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK, BARRY!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# i feel that one day, i shall have to fashion myself a beanbag
that looks like a large and hairy scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# I wish I had an appropriate reply to this statement
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# My missus has one of those travel pillows in a pinky-magenta colour
that, appropriately arranged, looks just like a big cock and balls

I might bring it along to the bash for fun and japes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# do so
if i have any black wool and a darning needle, i could add pubes to it for you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# to which bash do you refer?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:12, archived)
# Riverghost's London bash
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:23, archived)
# ah, you mean this one?
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/23598
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:34, archived)
# Yep, that's the one :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# To many pubes - not real!

* Also.. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:59, archived)
# now,
there's something to worship
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Hehe
Like the attention to detail on the belt nationalities!
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Not with all the lube in the world ....
Photobucket
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# HIS ASS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# CAPTAIN
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# thats a lot of pricks to have up one arse!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# Sexeh :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# The way the quills smooth, it's easy to get one up there
but it's impossible to get it out again

or so I heard
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Yes, yes I heard that too...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:25, archived)
# smear peanut butter on your ringhole
this should encourage it to turn around and come back out, flattening its spines to pass easily through your sphinctery regions
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
# Prickly
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# richard gere's at it again?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Ow.
That's just... ow.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:15, archived)
# "Ok, let's just go over this one again, shall we?"
You fell backwards, and just happened to land on a hedgehog. Correct?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:28, archived)
[challenge entry] fuck!..................they're fast little critters :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:50, archived)
# OK - I give up, happily and without regret!
This is brilliant! :@D
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# *clickin dis*
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# hedgehog stomping ftw
brilliant timing :) clicks
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# ^ Them
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Those Proclaimers are bad bastards!
Great, great work as always! *click, click, click*
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# I love your attention to detail.
You're fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# your
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# all
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
#
poorlydressed.failblog.org/2010/05/17/fashion-fail-horseplay/
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Hee hee hee
I have a friend who likes dressing up as a unicorn

Then he complains about not getting any women

...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:04, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Superb as usual Elvis sir!!
*Clickens* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Good one
for the stamp album
(patella, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha, slippery little bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:51, archived)
[challenge entry] My favourite scene from Dr Hedgelove,

With Slim Scratchens.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:43, archived)
# this has yeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa factor 10 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Hollywood Lightsabers: The Wizard of Oz
CFB | collection

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:16, archived)
# he's not going to take any crap
cut the tip of his own nose off though
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# A thing of beauty :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
# 100% less wooden that Hayden Christiansen,
guaranteed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:34, archived)
# you should send this to Stephen Fry
he likes a red hot lightsaber
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# Blakes 7 props have improved
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# Let's face it,
they couldn't go the other way..
unlike Stephen Fry
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Yaaay!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# ha, he looks bad ass
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Now I can accept b3ta members request! XD
らくがき描くよー。:D

*Finished* www.b3ta.com/board/10715745
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# Something 18 or over
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:09, archived)
# Even male? :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# If you like
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:17, archived)
# Draw a rabbit nun with writing on its ar-
Oh, you've done that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# Already doing ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Why not draw yourself?
Like, not any fancy smancy anime crap either. Sit in front of a mirror and draw what you see. Should be interesting to see if you have a style other than the anime one you constantly employ.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# this^
I like the anime style and have no objections to those who constantly employ it, but it would be interesting to see how you'd draw without it.
Like when some guy who's been a goth for the past ten years suddenly grows up, stops spending the first hour of every day dressing up, and realises nobody cares what he looks like, that life away from his bedroom mirror is actually incredibly interesting, and people start to find him worth talking to because he actually has genuine, personal interests and is no longer just a pathetic, walking cliche.

..possibly went off on a tangent there.
(SquidHead, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Holy shit... that's ME! o____o
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# But writing poetry, collecting dead things in jars and spending my life moping around a cemetery ARE genuine personal interests
*runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Youre, obsessed, man!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# I'm not obsessed!
*closes cupboard door, hiding Moggy shrine*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)
# ^ Arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Miniature robotic kangaroos on a zero-gravity dance floor
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:13, archived)
# Romantic :3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:07, archived)
# That's one hellavu clagnut
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)
# clagnut... clag+nut?
hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
# ..
It was a most stubborn clagnut that resulted in crayoning Brian's underpants with a distinctive earthy hew.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
# I can't understand "clagnut" I don't find in english dictionary.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:21, archived)
#
www.google.co.uk/search?q=clagnut
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Haha, poor Richard Rutter.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
#
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clagnut

You're welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# damn you Adams
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Brian's underpants?
who is Brian?? :S
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# I'm Brian
And so is my Wife
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)
# I'm Brian!
And so's my wife!

edit: sweet sweet mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:30, archived)
# That is an example. It does not matter who Brian is.
Read the definition.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:33, archived)
# He is not Brian De Palma. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# No. No he's not.
I meant read the dictionary definition in the link, then you will understand what a clagnut is. You must have them in Japan. I would love to know what you call them.

Edit: I've emailed my friend in Tokyo to see if he knows.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# They only have pixellated clagnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# Hot off the press, there is apparently no Japanese word for clagnut,
although they have many words for shit. I bet their arses are caked with them. Caked, I say. And there is nothing they can do about it, as they have no words to describe them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Oh the horror
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# They do have those fancy cybertoilets that shoot water up your bum
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Then maybe the word has simply fallen into disuse.
I was hoping there would be a kanji symbol for it, but sadly not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# A land without clagnuts.
'appen.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:08, archived)
# see also
"winnets"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Moggy is a shemale?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:15, archived)
# NAH D:
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
#
she
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# draw this
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Ignoring the CDC for a minute, any idea what breed (if any) that one on the left is?
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:27, archived)
# Looks like a long haired Collie to me
nicked pic from BBC Crufts photos today
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:32, archived)
# Yeah I think you're right, probably a pup.
Still trying to identify my dog, closest I can come is a ridiculously small saluki
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:37, archived)
# freebase raping flanbase
both of them wearing bunny costumes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:18, archived)
# with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# and sick
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# A man in shining metallic armature emerges from the haze of battle.
A shield on the arm of the figure displays be-titted squirrels rampant on a field of crimson. The figure swings it's huge zweihander into the neck of a passing French footman, beheading him completely before nonchalantly kicking over the spurting corpse. Removing his helmet, the figure spits on the face of his Gallic foe, before laughing heartily and running off to kill more of his countrymen. for it is Sir Phillip, hero of the lands, slayer of Frenchmen and some-time toucher of hams. Peasants gape as he sashays past, throwing tributes like confetti amongst the unworthy serfs.
His eyes alight on a comely wench, who he drags off back to his castle, where he makes her wear a coat of foxtails and they yiff long into the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:19, archived)
# Aah, a coat of foxtails!

edit/ what's happened to JJ and his threadwaste time, have we frightened him off?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:56, archived)
# It appears he's being Moggy today
either that or the death threats from our Cirencester-based haulage specialist are starting to get on his nerves.

Or he's just busy, or can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# I reckon it's this Cirencester-based haulage specialist
freespace.virgin.net/barry.haulage/

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# :D
www.misterwhat.co.uk/company/974711-dave-the-man-with-the-van-colchester
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# Sir Rhodes Boyson and Cyril Smith dressed up like characters of your choice from Ninja Scroll
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
#
Smith Sneer
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# Do I REALLY need to post that pic again? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)
# NO! PLEASE! NOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:42, archived)
# hedgehog sushi
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# Like a delicious ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:22, archived)
# ohh :O
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:28, archived)
# WILD HASLET!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:23, archived)
# Bucky O'Hare
with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:26, archived)
# I was search on google, I found my friend page.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Yeah, why am I not surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# cute rabbit. :3
*faving*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# Draw something funny, that involves neither jollyjack, anthropomorphosised human animal hybrids or stitching.
How about illustrating a contemporary Japanese joke? You must know some jokes, right? They do have comedy in Japan, admittedly most of what I've seen seems to involve degradation and farts, but I blame Clive James for that.

Tell us a joke Moggy, come on, you can do it. One joke, in a 3 panel cartoon strip. Come on, you can do it, it's not hard. We won't even know it's not your joke if you use a Japanese one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:38, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:39, archived)
# ^This
with tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# sorry, Now I don't want hear JollyJack's name...
3 panel...
I don't get good ideas...
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:41, archived)
# O_O
You got it bad sister...you're in love.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again kind of love?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Probably best to remove his name from your user ID then
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:44, archived)
# Now I can't change my ID.
important intention
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Ha ha...sweet sweet justice.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# the Cold War with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Uh yeah...he's in the bunker eating pie.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:05, archived)
# Why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:55, archived)
# It Astute readers already know.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Ah yes, that thing about you being a fruitcake.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Ha ha...very astute of you.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:06, archived)
# I never forgive you
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# XD Thanks!! XD
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
# aww don't you love JJ anymore?
tell us all about it
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# ... In a 3-pane hilarious web comic
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# I love hilarious 3 pane web comics
I should make one

so far I have drawn two hilarious 3 pane web comics

in total that is six (6) panes of hilarity

I should award myself an award :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# Use a joke, any joke, a Japanese one would be best, then we won't have heard it.
It doesn't have to be your joke. Come on Moggy, you must have it in you to be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# Mine's the same as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Hmm. what? I forgot. ^^;
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:42, archived)
# bugger off.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# Draw a blade across your index finger
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:47, archived)
# *Shake my head from side to side*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:51, archived)
# bindun...ha ha! XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# Spider & Scorpion!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:48, archived)
# sorry, Now I don't want hear them....
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:52, archived)
# Ben Fogle wrestling with an elderly tortoise
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:54, archived)
# cool guy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# does the tortoise win ?
here's an attempt at your earlier request www.b3ta.com/board/10715502
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Ann Widdecombe, naked and glistening
punping water for the whole village from the communal pump on the village green
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:58, archived)
# This would be a an interesting moment in manga illustration history.
If only it could be adapted into a 300 page back to front monthly epic read by salarymen on the bullet-train. If only there were someone Japanese on the board that could do it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:10, archived)
# If ifs and buts
were yiffs and squits...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
#
Paul Daniels on holiday in Israel with the lovely Debbie McGee
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:59, archived)
# 4 candles
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:00, archived)
# Draw a middle-aged truck driver pretending to be a Japanese girl on the internet, fucking off
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# DAVE!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# ^This.
Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# + back to DeviantArt
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# *ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# ZING!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# what, again?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:26, archived)
# If you play your cards right, you might get a mention in its next sig
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# I have no humanism :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# You well know.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Funny kind of ignore
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# I just ignore in request art list.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:29, archived)
# hahahaha
XD
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# draw an anthmorphised penguin that lives with a similarly anthromorphised cat and squirrel, and a bloke with weetabix for eyebrows
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:16, archived)
# oh it's a penguin?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:18, archived)
# I thought it was a...
et cetera et cetera
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:28, archived)
# ad infinitum
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# I can't imagine anyone drawing such a thing
the whole premise defies any kind of logic.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# nah i can't. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# a tribble eating out maria's ass.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Draw a masterpiece
that takes years and years and years to make. Then come back and post it. Hopefully I'll be dead by then.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)
# ^this with massive tits
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# a pigeon with an axe
slaying cyborg pigeons
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:46, archived)
# apologies

(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Liberate to..to me!

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:04, archived)
# it's out of my head now
that's all that matters


it's out
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:08, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)
# pffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:53, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)
# *chuckles*
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry]

Sorry
*Prays there's a lunchtime threadrush so this gets hidden quickly
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:33, archived)
# PIGDOG
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:36, archived)
# hogdog
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Hedgedog
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# Help me hoggie ben doggie, you're my only hope
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# There should totally be a show called Hoggie Ben Doggie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:45, archived)
#
show porn film :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:48, archived)
# cute
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# been thinking about this for ages...
and then i saw the front page and thought... yeah i should make it...



dont post here often so apologies if i have broken rules
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
# The rules get sketchier by the day, man.
Your file size might upset some, but if you think you've broken a rule by 'doing something similar' then you really haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# DefyingDarwin is also DefyingNewton
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
# who deleted a followup?!?
my Pun has been deleted :((
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# do it again!
Do it! Do it!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:54, archived)
# needs more naked!
Bare Bear...
(I helped save b3ta! cronkgarrow I remember when this were all fjords., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:26, archived)
# oh fuck yes
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
# But can a bare Bear Grylls bear eating a bear grilled by Bear Grylls Bear?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:27, archived)
# that would be unbearable
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:28, archived)
# right im off to write a 4 person play
using only the words bear grylls
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:38, archived)
# Grylliant!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Hannibear Lecter
Cooking his own kids.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:31, archived)
# Bin-Done

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:55, archived)
# i'd argue thats not the same
joke. mine has a little bit extra on the end...
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:12, archived)
# that one however is the same x
(DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:01, archived)
# great minds etc
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Shirley?

Aw shoot! Just seen 'Twisted's :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:09, archived)
# I like it ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# Cheers 'n' hai Cap'n
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:18, archived)
# Hola, Ninj.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:22, archived)
# Nice
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:37, archived)
# Cheers Q!
Loved your Fry anim BTW :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:42, archived)
# yeah but you got the FP
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:03, archived)
# i did a bit of digital colouring this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)
# You got the colour matching algorithm wrong on the nipples mate
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:56, archived)
# damn it
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:57, archived)
# You should send it to Stephen Fry
b3ta.com/board/10715267
I'm sure he'd like it!
(Grim Repairer, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:01, archived)
# i dont think
he's a boob man :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:08, archived)
# its like looking in a mirror
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:10, archived)
# not you the troll
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:10, archived)
# I bet she's got a really hairy fanny.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:59, archived)
# haha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
# indeed. black and white photos make the fanny look much hairier
/flawed science
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha
terrifying!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Cannot unsee.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
# god
grief !
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:37, archived)
# sexeh :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:30, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:45, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:35, archived)
# "use the 'orse!"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:40, archived)
# hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Beautiful
(moistness, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:14, archived)
# 'Albert was in Star Trek?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Don't be daft! This is Babylon 5!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Is that the one with the light thingys?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
# Coccoon? Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:58, archived)
# Star Racists.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:01, archived)
# Spacists
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Spastics.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha
ace! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
# hahahaha, Steptobi!
Great :D
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:39, archived)
# Perfect!
"Your powers are weak, you duhty awld man!"
Although, I'm growing tired of the lightsaber bandwa.... oh.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:57, archived)
# He gets around.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# excellent shoppery
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 13:07, archived)
# This is aces.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
# haha pure gold!!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 15 Mar 2012, 0:53, archived)
# My son strapped into his high-chair kind of reminded me of something.
Sometimes
Only sometimes
I question everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:48, archived)
# that's quite disturbing :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:51, archived)
# I honestly think this is the first time I've laughed at a "look at my baby" post on b3ta
HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:54, archived)
#
Oh yes, I couldn't agree more. Babies generally make me cringe too - though they have their odd redeeming moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Shake The Teddies.
Policy of Youth.
Walking In My Booties.
Only When I Chew Myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 10:56, archived)
# Personal Teethers
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:00, archived)
# Everything counts (in large colourful blocks)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:10, archived)
#
A few more that spring to mind:

Wee Poo
A Question Of Rusk
More Than A Potty
It's Called A Fart
Fartyr
Nappiest Girl
Something To Poo
Teatles Are Teatles
In Your Womb
Nappy Let Me Down Again
The Dinner In Me

Meanwhile. I'm certainly not enjoying the silence and I just can't get enough sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:15, archived)
# He's not strapped into his high-chair
he's on Top of the Pops circa 1981. Quantum Leap meets CBeebies.

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:20, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)
# rofl!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:01, archived)
# hahahahahaha
Moonsand is what all the kids call it these days
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)

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