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# why must they make the docking so graphic?

/Blake's 7 ep 2
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 19:24, archived)
# NSFS?
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Nhe Search For Spock
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 20:41, archived)
# nothing wrong with a bit of space docking
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 20:41, archived)
# SHIT IN MY CUNT indeed.
Why the hell would anyone agree to that? At the very least I'd have thought blood poisoning and severe infections would result.
Or is this all just INTERNET LIES
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 21:28, archived)
# That can't be hygenic
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 21:38, archived)
# TOAP
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:25, archived)
# TOAP
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:33, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:36, archived)
# haha what a bunch of fucking tossers
drove past loads of them today. self - fulfilling prophecy or what

cunts
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Three wolf queuein'
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:37, archived)
# :-)
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Have they?
I'll be back in 30mins 2 hours
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 19:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
Brilliant!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Love it!
They're all queueing like dipsticks here too. This is doing the rounds on FB at the moment... :)

(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 21:17, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 21:43, archived)
# Hahaha good one that man
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 23:12, archived)
# I'm sure someone I know posted it the first time.
I'll have to look it up.
(, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 3:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:55, archived)
# TOAP
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:25, archived)
# jesus is lord
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:41, archived)
# quick and nasty, but once I had the spang in my head, it had to be done
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:15, archived)
# Spanish omelette flambe with owls' eggs
yum
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:54, archived)
# idear!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:05, archived)
# You could be the RoboCop of the pub
I endorse this idea and have my own scalpel. You'll have to anesthetise yourself, though.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Good idea................................................I don't know what I was thinking.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Seems perfectly plausible.
I shall try this tonight.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:11, archived)
# *puts down space marine with lasccannon and paintbrush to endorse this post*
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:14, archived)
# hooray!
you're back! :)
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:15, archived)
# *blinks torpor clumps from eyes*
Did I miss much?
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:17, archived)
# Seems reasonable
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:16, archived)
# holy fuck
mister make mouth noise person

Jazz Edition
spotify:track:5hdzzK9fH88lTnSaSftxZN (VD Majick - Original Mix by The Panacea)
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Hel
lo!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:37, archived)
# blep blep bluarrrhhhp
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:54, archived)
# FUCKSTEPPERS
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Get down muthahfuckahs!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 20:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:44, archived)
# FILLELELIELILLLIEEE

(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:47, archived)
# If I ever lost my leg and had to get a prosthetic one
I would probably build something like this.

Or get one of those blade things that athletes have.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:29, archived)
# "Your application has been rejected for the following reason"
"It will cause fluid on the knee"
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:30, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:37, archived)
# Soon be Fuckeldon
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Fuck!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:59, archived)
# He really got behind that shot
FUCK!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Roger Fuckerer.
:)
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:48, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Swimblefuck?

(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Extreme hoopla
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Smurfed a smurf right on my smurf.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:54, archived)
# I smurfed so hard I smurfed my smurf all over my smurf's smurf. Smurf.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# Smurfert.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:04, archived)
#
carnissmurfertgenic: producing, produced by, or suitable for meat smurfert
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:14, archived)
# Smurf-herder.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:37, archived)
# I never liked those fruit polos
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:58, archived)
# Agreed. Too cheesy by half.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:59, archived)
# Pfft!
"Ok, now make it harder..."
"I'm working on it..."
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:02, archived)
# I horked up a smurfball when I laughed at this...
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Scylla and Charybdis.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:50, archived)
# I really enjoyed that film.
Although there weren't enough tits in it.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:57, archived)
# The only films that ever seem to hit the correct boobs to screen time ratio are pornos.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Hehehehehe
:D
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Haha
My turn or yours?
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Extreme enough for you?
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:16, archived)
# That's not a toy
it's a shed ornament.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# Is this a toy?

(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:33, archived)
# *Scrolls*
*Lols*
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:42, archived)
# Hahaha
A couple weeks ago we happened to find a 'reality' show about a jousting school. We get all the best tv over here.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Full Metal Jousting?
one idiot got kicked out of the competition for punching a horse because it stood on his foot
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:56, archived)
# That's the one.
Aggressively competitive men with hyper-compensated inadequacies. Doesn't surprise me at all about the animal abuse.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I saw this show...and I liked it.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 20:01, archived)
# best scrollyimage ever
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Win a horse!
Classic stuff
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 19:18, archived)
# but no link to click?
(, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 0:15, archived)
# That's impressive.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 20:49, archived)
# MOVIESCROLLIOSIS!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 23:19, archived)
#
I like how the suspense to the punchline is built during the scrolldown
(, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 13:24, archived)
# ha ha

(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:50, archived)
# OY ROB
Tried posting this to you earlier when you wanted stuff for the newsletter. New series of Fresh Hell -
Brent "Data off of Star Trek" Spiner's web series where he plays a shamed failure version of himself.
In the most recent episode he looks to Levar "Geordi LaForge off of Star Trek, Kunta Kinte from Roots"
for a sub. They talk about Picard's ball sweat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBfT9H_2jM4
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:56, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:02, archived)
# How the hell are you doing this in Benidorm!!?
WOO and *click*
:D
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)
# This is live footage. That's clearly Benidorm in the background.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahah
That IS Elvis isn't it?? :)
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# made it last night before we set off
:D
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
# Top stuff!
:D

(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:06, archived)
# That's gnarly dude
:D
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:07, archived)
# To Aruba and beyond!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# nice one
very smooth!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:12, archived)
# Oh yes.
Very good. Indeed.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:55, archived)
# "closes gimp"
won`t have to do my "buzz rail slide" gif now :D
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)
# yay...
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 20:40, archived)
# That's a wicked wave.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] For those with long memories
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:55, archived)
# How could anyone forget the awsomeness of Jaws the Game...?

(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)
# 1990s toys were a bit odd...

(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Hahahaha! Deary me.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Wow.
This is pretty well as wrong as you can get without actually admitting to anything.

I'm clicking.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:46, archived)
# ^ this
*clicks*
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:54, archived)
# Oh my Lord!!!!
:D *click*
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 17:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I feel so irresponsible

No helmet, no goggles...
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# And also no tits.
Otherwise, quite passable.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Gah! How could I miss that?
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# No short-term mammary?
ba-dum tish!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# It makes it difficult to keep
abreast of things...
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# Here you are...
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:32, archived)
# let's form a flying squad
related pee
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:17, archived)
# bloody vermin
Tree rats, the lot of 'em
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Coconut squirrel!
:D

(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:43, archived)
# I made another arts.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Nice
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
# Ta!
I might try smudging the background tomorrow. It's a bit sharp as it is, I think.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:17, archived)
# Nice! Spill red wine on it accidentally,
pour off the excess. It worked for me :@ )
/stupidadvice
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# I endorse this advice.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# bit of a suave cunt aint he
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Indeed!
Stoked to see one in the wild the other week. While being drained by mosquitoes and leeches...
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# yeah, that sounds like him alright
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# He said hi.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:22, archived)
# :o
He speaks Spanish?
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# It's a bird!

What do I win?
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# lully birdy arts
woo
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 16:00, archived)
# I'm a bird watcher.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 19:39, archived)
# Shirley bindun?


Apols for poor quality, only MSPaint on work PC
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Oh boy!! :)

(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Hello!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:13, archived)
# eh?
Who me?

:-)
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# :D

(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:58, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)
# The needs of the many...
Woo!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:16, archived)
# No, course not.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# Sowwy......
Had to chance it though.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:28, archived)
# :(

(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Some London-centric Lolitics

beeeger


London calling to the underworld
Come out of the cupboard, all you boys and girls
London calling, now don't look at us
All that phoney Borismania has bitten the dust


.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)
# i've never been to glondon
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Glondon is lovely this time of year
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Glovely you say?
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:44, archived)
# glad to hear it
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:45, archived)
# It's much nicer than glandon
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# GLAAHNDAN TAAAAHN
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# glands can be fun
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:06, archived)
# you haven't glived
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:52, archived)
# i know
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Full of Glockneys
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# with their damn glockney rhyming slang
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:07, archived)
# That's a cracker!
:D

(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:38, archived)
# You Londoners and your antics and your Olympics!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
# They are our olympics too, we're all paying for them
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:49, archived)
# If you want the Olympics, you're welcome to them
Londoners don't want them
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Stay indoors and watch them on television,
then you can pretend they're happening in another country.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:00, archived)
# sadly I'll be fighting the hordes at every train station instead
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:40, archived)
# Scotland Calling - the icey is coming!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:51, archived)
# Good work removing the guitar and leads
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Excellent stuff
I only wish I was able to to join the fun of kicking him out
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# blond man in Hammersith Palais
:)
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this right? He's pretty extreme....
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Complete with Asian wife.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
# I'd like to play a game of cunning and fuck
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# HONKA HONKA!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:36, archived)
# You know it brother
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# so many hidden fucks
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:53, archived)
# haha
Is that his wife waiting to deck any custard pie throwers?

Good old mastermind, I like mine Grand
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Time to test your pulling power....

(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# when i read "tug of war"
that particular game wasn't the first thing to enter my mind....
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] WOO!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Your spacehoppers are so shiny! (No, I don't say that to all the boys...)
I don't say that to all the boys...)
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# yes you do
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Are your spacehoppers shiny?
I bet they are...
:D

(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:34, archived)
# shiny, pert and bouncy
but not orange
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:14, archived)
# Haha
Also have a quick go of this b3ta game I made =]
www.b3ta.com/links/772287
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:15, archived)
# Gah. Fucking hell.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:19, archived)
# i smell a horsing
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:20, archived)
# ohyesb3tanslovethat
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:22, archived)
# well, if we are sharing games we made
here's one I made too

here
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:27, archived)
# > the only winning move is not to play
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:30, archived)
# *calls vet*
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:21, archived)
# Old school.
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:31, archived)
# THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!
AAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR! THE FEAR!


Aaarrggh! I see it....
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:37, archived)
# GAH
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 15:26, archived)
# Calls the glue factory
(, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)

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